#159 - Smosh Mouth For Women

When I landed from Albuquerque, T-Mobile had a huge outage across the country and could not call an Uber, like couldn't text, couldn't do anything. I mean, this one woman, I was like, oh, Uber's not working. And I was just kind of sitting there trying to refresh the app. And then this woman next to me is like, is your phone working? I was like, I thought it was just Uber, but and then the phone goes SOS. And we both happen to have T-Mobile. And then like, we're just like, what do we do? And then her husband happened to see her as he pulled in and because she wasn't waiting for a car. I don't know what was happening. And then she was like, are you going to be OK? And I was like, yeah. And I guess what was she going to do, drive me somewhere? And so I literally just I could tell she like was feeling worried about me as she left. I was like, it's fine. Just went back into the airport and got on their Wi-Fi. And then I had to call the Lyft and then like wait to the last possible second to then like, OK, they're there. I'm going to run outside and get them because I had no service or anything scary. And I like literally get in this car and like it's still set on my app. You haven't been picked up yet because the service was gone. And so like there was no way for anyone to reach me at all until literally I was almost home. I finally had that service. Crazy. That was a cursed plane ride. Yours was a cursed plane ride. I had a curse. My son exploded in his onesie. And the changing tables in Air Canada are they're this size. They're there. No way. His head fit on the changing table. Just his head. Amanda said to the flight attendant, that's illegal. I said, hey, you're changing tables illegal. She goes, they're small, huh? I was like, no, they're illegal. And then you told me that. And then I went to go to the bathroom and I looked and I went, that's it? Yeah. People didn't even know where it was. Bless you. Guys. Hey, welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Amanda and Shane is currently locked outside of this building. He's desperate to get in. And we said, no, no, no. This is the Smosh Mouth. For women. Once a month, all men bleed and we lock them up. That's right. We lock them up in a room in YouTube jail. That's right. And 30 or 28 days or 31 days a month, women bleed. Does that make sense? Huh? Anyways, I'm here with my two besties. I've got Angela and I've got Courtney. I'm so excited. And we still have all the props from the boys episode. Yeah. The boys did an episode and I got Damien's prop. I got Trevor's. Do you know what goes in there? Um, yeah, a Pokemon. And do you guess, but like, guess how? Eggs. Yeah. You got to catch them all. You got to click this button and you open it and then you suck them in. Good job. Thanks. I was waiting for like another Harambe moment. Nope. I've been around, I've been around this Smosh world. Anyways. Hi. This is so fun. Thank you so much for having us. Of course. We have a bottle of Sancerre, and we have, um, a pool table with a bunch of chips and dip. I want to put, no, I don't. What? These things are just perfect size to put in your mouth. Off the balls. Courtney already wants to put balls in her mouth. Guys, welcome to the women's episode, we're putting balls in our mouths. We're putting balls in our mouths. We're holding balls in our hands and balls in our mouth. Look. And you clicked on what you wanted. Look it, we're getting more views than the boys episode. I swear to God, if they get more views than the women's episode, I don't trust in you guys anymore. Okay? If the boys episode outperforms the girls episode, what are we going to do? Smosh mouth will go dark for a month. I will shave my husband's head. Selena is flipping out right now. Here's what we're doing today. What we're doing today, guys, it's pretty crazy. So on URL with the lovely Courtney, when I was a guest, I admitted that one night we had to bring like subreddits to Smosh Mouth and I was like, oh my God, I didn't know what to do. So I just, I Googled subreddits for women. You said subreddits for females. Oh, I said subreddits for females? Yeah. What is wrong with me? What is wrong with you? So for fun, to really double down on how dumb I am sometimes. Uh, we're doing a full episode of subreddits for women. So, so walk me through someone who doesn't understand Reddit. What is that? What do you mean? I mean, subreddits for women. Oh my God. I feel so much better that I have someone here who's also like Reddit question, right? And I know, and I think we've, we've understood Reddit a little bit based off of Reddit stories. Thank you. That's the, that's the show. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Do you read, do you read Reddit? I actually have been using it more and more lately when you have like a nuanced situation. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or you're unsure about like something you can always find some thread where a bunch of people have had a real experience with that thing. Yup. And, but what are you, how are you doing it? Let's talk about this. Are you going to reddit.com? No. And you're typing in. No. I'm going to, I will say. I go Google and add Reddit at the end. Same. I, I go Google. What do you mean add Reddit at the end? What were you going to say? I just go Google and usually the Reddit pops up like third search or something. So you're looking up like, how do I make people laugh? No, I don't need to look that up. It's deep inside of me, Angela. Whoa. No. When I was pregnant, I was like, this thing's happening. Huh? Yeah. And actually there was a lot of Reddit for pregnant people. Yeah. That whole making noise. No. No. That's called a fart. I had looked up. I had had a surgery this year and there was some weird stuff that I was dealing with and I literally found so many people who had this very specific thing and we're like, yeah, it's super rare, but this can happen to you. And just like. Okay. That's crazy. Yeah. And is that, that's not Reddit for women. Cause like last night. No. Two nights ago, last night, maybe two nights ago or last night, everything's the same. I heard a creature and I freaked out as a single woman living alone. I went, you're a creature. Naturally called my dad. Who does it? What can you do? What was the sound? Okay. It was, it was, it was then quiet for three minutes. And I was like, Oh, I'm like, that's an enormous cockroach. See all of these sound right to me. And then my dad was like, I'm falling asleep. Text your landlord. I was like, okay, no, you don't text your landlord. I Googled like creature scratching or chomping at wall. It came up. And then I went, what is that? Reddit creature like, like that's just red. Do you think there was like a rat in your wall? So then I read, read it. And then it was like, let me probably have a rat in your wall. Oh, that sucks. Let me tell you that you don't have to find specific subreddits to find the answer. Sometimes it'll be like ask women and there's all different types of subreddits on there. That's what's cool. That's what I'm asking about. It does. The question come first to the Reddit first question. What is it? I go Google. I go Google. I go say like, I did this recently. I was like, this is cool. This brand of desk. Reddit. Cause I was, I saw a brand of desk. I was shopping for a new desk from my little home office and this desk was incredible looking. The price was too good. So I searched up to see if this company was legit cause it wasn't on. I had seen before Google, Google, Google read it at the end, found a thread of people talking about it. People being like, yeah, it's really reasonable. It's cause they usually people will buy those desks in bulk for offices, like, like big offices and stuff. So get it. And it's a great desk. It's a great desk. So that, so that's Reddit. Wait, what did Reddit say about your rats? So what? Yeah. And I'm also like your search bar. You didn't even put like Los Angeles. She just put creature. I wrote. I wrote. It was like something. Creature. Woman. Alone. Single. Alone. Single. Creature. Comedian. Likes people who can communicate thoroughly. Trouble with relationship community. Somehow I had a dating app. Female. And I was on there. Comedian. No, I wrote like crunching at the wall. Not biting. I wrote like something really specific and it, cause I wanted all, I kept asking my dad and I'll send you the screenshots so you could see the screenshots. It's really funny in the video. I kept going, I just want to know if it's inside the wall or outside the wall. If it's outside the wall, I'm going to go to bed because I was so tired. Why would you outside the wall means inside apartment. Oh no. Outside. Outside. I went, I just want to know if this sound means he's in my wall. If he's in my walls, we can both go to bed together, but if he's outside my wall, that's all it takes. I'm going to go to a friend's house. Whoa. And I wanted to know the difference between the sounds and what did read it say? Couldn't tell. And then it was like, girl, me too. My dad was like, go sleep on your couch and close the door because I have like a studio and then a little couch. Yeah. And what did you do? I went to bed and then I kept waking up going you here and it was like, Hey, go back to sleep, babe. It was definitely in the wall. Hey, go back to sleep, baby. Yeah, that's exactly. That's the rat. I wish a rat sounded like that. Oh yeah. It was probably like, Hey, dirty house that we had the little like LA party for me and Shane's wedding celebration. Yes. We slept there the night before and there was like scurrying, scratching in our ceiling, like a lot. The difference between it being in your room versus like above it. Yeah. Like, cause you can tell when it's like things running on the roof. This was like, no, there was like rats playing freeze tag in the attic. Like it was right there. Right. It was right. Dude. I just kept hearing crunching then stopping and I went, babe, if you want to eat, just eat. You should have given the babe some food. Babe. Babe. Shower on. Bed on. Chewing roof. Chewing roof on. This episode of Smosh Mouth is sponsored by Casper. Shane, you know that amazing feeling when you've had a terribly long day, your feet ache from standing up. then you lay on your perfect mattress and curl up into a ball and have the best darn sleep of your life? No, I guess I don't know. What? Shane, I think you need a Casper mattress. Okay, you can't be getting that great of sleep. I truly am. Casper makes reliable, high-quality mattresses designed for consistent, blissful sleep. My mattress is durable and designed to withstand the test of time. Okay, well, maybe I like a different firmness of mattress, though. You ever thought about that? Okay, yeah, Casper offers a wide range of mattress types, so you can find exactly what you want. I love my Casper mattress. It's firm and also a little bit soft, but not too soft, and it almost has this, like, cooling effect, so I'm not, like, sweaty in bed. It's perfect. Okay, I need to go get my Casper mattress right now. Whoa, he just flew out of here. Go, Shane, go. Remember, the day always ends well with Casper. Right now, save up to 30% on mattresses and up to 35% on everything else when you go to Casper.com. One last time, that's C-A-S-P-E-R.com and save up to 30% on the mattress you deserve. I think he actually left. Now back to the show. Just me. My niece once was telling my sister, like, I can't sleep in my room. I'm really scared. There's this noise that keeps coming by the vent, and my sister was like, get out of bed. Just get out of bed. Stop. And she was like, no, but, like, I'm really scared or whatever. And she's like, okay, you can sleep with me. And so my other sister was staying there, and she slept in my niece's room. And she woke up to, like, like, and she was like, what is that? And she looks at the vent, and a fucking buff-ass arm, like a buff-ass furred arm, busts through the vent, and then tries to open the vent. And I'm talking, like, weeks. Wait, what do you mean, buff-ass fur arm? Buff-ass fur arm. So weeks, my niece was like, I'm scared. Am I scared? And my sister's like, okay, you can come sleep with me. But she'd go in and be like, there's nothing here. Like, there's, like, a big rat. I don't know what it is. So my sister was like, dude, you have an infestation of a buff-ass something. She goes, and it's Johnny Bravo. Like, literally? And so they called, it was a family of flying red squirrels living in the attic. And this red squirrel was like, I want to sleep in that bed, mommy. And it tried to bust its arm through the vent and open the vent. So imagine my sweet little niece going, looking at the vent, and it's just like, boom! Here, mommy. Here, mommy. You say it's a buff arm, like, what? So apparently the guy came because they have to, like, rehouse them. They don't, they don't, they just, like, take your, so he showed her, like, a lineup of pictures of squirrels. No, he didn't! And the buff, going, do you recognize any of these squirrels? Yeah, and the buffest arm won. She was like, it's that one. And he's like, yes. Yes. This is not a joke. This is a story that was, like, it, like, embedded in me. And it, like, went to sleep. And then it just woke up because of Reddit. So then, going back to the original reason why we're here. Yes. Is, I'm curious, so you type in that story. I type in Reddit for females. You type in that story. No, no, no. Before you get to that, you type in that story. How do you get on Reddit for females? No, no. So that story has nothing to do with Reddit for females. But then what is Reddit for females? I think I just don't understand it. There is, Reddit is one place. So Reddit is one place. I Googled Reddit for females because I was trying to figure out I was trying to find subreddit that I knew I would like. So like a dumbass, I tell Courtney this, you know, on a Smosh video, which is so fun. And Courtney had a giggle. What is the sign of a girl co-hosting a podcast with a man being like, I'm desperately trying to connect. Let me look up something I can talk about. Reddit. Woman. Female. Reddit is the common ground. So there is no Reddit for women. No. There's specific subreddits that are women-centric. There's a Reddit for women. It's pink. It's, Reddit is your TV and the subreddits are the channels on the TV. Thank you, Courtney Miller. Oh, wow. That is a good description. Each channel has all the stories, all the things. So you found all the subreddits that women enjoy going to. Yeah. So some are like Hallmark, some are like Peacock, some are Hulu, and some is like HBO Max. Okay. This makes, honestly, thank you, Courtney. That makes sense. You did such a good job explaining this. You did it. And I did a good job as well. No? You did it. Correct. Because now I understand. I understand. We're seeing things that women click on. Or post, too. It's like there's- You just brought up your niece with a weird buff rat. It is a flying squirrel. Insane that you would call it a rat. I mean, not the same thing. I've never seen a flying squirrel. Have you seen a flying squirrel? No, because I was flying. How would you see it? This is going to be the best episode we've ever done. Shane, you cannot come in. God, he's banging on that door. He's banging just like the flying squirrel. You need to finish your multiplication squares. What? Yeah. Okay. So the first subreddit that we're going to get into is Ask Women. Ask Women. That's a subreddit. Okay. Okay. Can you believe it? We should be asking women things. Here's a question. What's something people think are effortless about you but really isn't? Okay. Answer this question and then we'll read this thread. Because that's what these are. They're called threads. These are called threads. Users are going to love this episode. So Reddit is the TV. Subreddits are the channels. And then the thread. It's giving five-year-old in the sandbox. My cough sounds like hell right now. I have a cough. It's not contagious. Yeah! We have a cast workshop tomorrow and I'm like, I can't work in the ensemble spaces. I have a cough. It's not contagious. Kissing scenes. But the thread. The threads are the TV shows on the channel. So, so Reddit TV channels, subreddits, TV shows on the channels. Okay. Threads. Can I tell you, you're laughing at my cough yesterday. Yeah. Courtney and I were both minding our own goddamn angelic business and I was coughing in the office and she goes, your cough is really beautiful. I didn't say that. She lied her ass off. What did you say? Your cough is really cute. You're like, I'm sorry I keep coughing. And I was like, it's okay. It's a cute cough. So it's fine. She said it's a cute cough. It's giving three-year-old holding a wet Cheeto. But every time you did it, she went, this is why I can't do the clowning workshop tomorrow. Okay. That's okay. Because once I start. Do you want water? Nope. Okay. If you think water can stop this, then you're mistaken. Stop. You're making it worse. Sorry. No, you're making it funny. It's actually really, really fucking funny. That's why I woke up in the middle of the night and started coughing and started laughing. And I was like. I'm like, I'm dying. Do you have the goose cough when it gets too far? What's that mean? Like when you're, when my sisters and me are sick, there's a goose cough that comes through. It's really embarrassing. I think it's what that made me. No, I've not been hearing it. Don't speak, honey. Don't speak. You're a three-year-old hot Cheeto who just accidentally inhaled a bunch of sand cough. Okay. Let's do this question. I think this is perfect. What's something people think are effortless about you, but really isn't? Right. My hair. My tits. My vag. I'm dying. I am literally dying. My hair. My tits. My vag. Yeah, bitch. My hair. My tits. James, sing it. My vag. James. My hair. And a James. My tits. Yeah. My vag. Yeah. Good job, James. James, you crushed that. Courtney, do you have a response? Effortless thing. Should I do a real one? Yeah. I'll do a real one too. I'm sorry. Oh, that wasn't. Yeah. That wasn't real? My effort. My tits are not effortless. Let me say, your hair is amazing. I'll put work into it. Oh, and Angela has crazy takes on her hair that we've talked about a long time ago, and I have not stopped thinking about. You're my best friend. Go ahead, Courtney. I think people think my makeup is effortless, but it is a very meticulous, long process, and that's why I never do my makeup at work, because it is like a home meditative thing that I do. Well, that's how good your makeup is, because when we look at it, we're like, oh, my God, effortless. But then people don't. But you put so much work into it. People don't realize that every time you see court on camera, you have to give space to the hour and a half that came before that. It's like an hour, yeah. Like an hour. But that is when you consume most of your YouTube and your content, right? Sometimes I, guys, sometimes I raw dog it in silence. What? My makeup? Yeah. Do you do your makeup in silence? Sometimes, yeah. You know why? Because it's probably my only silence of the day. It's like a very meditative time. Yes, it's really nice. It is. But you think people think it's effortless. I don't think, yeah, I think they're like, oh, you look so cute. Or like maybe my hair, because I spend a lot of work. I didn't do it today, because I couldn't fucking get myself to do it. Your hair does look effortless. Always. But I know that you spend time on it, because you kind of have to. I also think, like, I read some book when I was like in middle school, and I think about it all the time. It was like, good art is invisible. Yes, good editing is invisible. Like, yes, good editing is invisible. Good comedy is invisible. And like, someone told me good design is invisible, where you look at the iPhone, and you go, I can't imagine it designed any other way. And that means the design is so, like, made for function, that you can't imagine it any other way. And like, your hair, every, you've gone through a lot of hairstyles, or haircuts, in my knowing you, and each one looks natural to you. Thank you. Yes. No, because it's never forced. It'll never be enough. And when you see somebody kind of doing something forced, you're like, okay. And it doesn't mean it's bad. Were you talking about my bangs? no you're talking about my micro banks great god those micro banks it's how I met you oh my gosh you're a renaissance hair you're Joan of Arc hair my mom was like is that what you're doing for the wedding and it's like you sneezed and it grew back like it grew back so fast it happened so fast yes it did it's like a shooting star my banks were a shooting star that's so true I would say like I feel like effortless is I don't know if that's the right word because everything takes work your your body the food that you put in it the time you spent sleeping it's all we're all actively doing work and if I show up and you're like oh my god I woke up like this okay you make you want to believe that you make your motherhood look easy like you make being a mom look easy you do Courtney I'm gonna cry don't it's very sweet no but it is it is true thank you you had a lot of practice holding us like babies before before goal thank you that's true and like you might be the you're the first no get out the really nice thing that you were just about to say that's all I had to say that was my comment on your what no I think like you're the first of so many of us to like in on the cast have a baby and incorporate it in your life and you have made it seem so easy which I know it is not yeah exactly thank you it's it's definitely not easy but it does feel a little like I it feels familiar in a weird way I like it feels very intuitive I don't know feels familiar that's really beautiful ancestors maybe it's my ancestors and Angela was a good auntie on the plane I heard oh my god our team was amazing we had to talk about we had uh Cole with his what did we say his harem of women harem yeah here's the thing it got competitive it got very competitive it got very competitive it got very competitive it got very competitive well no no no no no Angela okay here's the seating on the airplane okay we're leaving we're leaving Montreal Redditors I'm sitting right here with Cole and then in front of me is Emily with her hat that'll come in later Alexina's like across the way but next to Emily but across the row Angela is all the way to the window so so stranger in the middle stranger in the middle stranger behind her ask you what they don't talk to you is I didn't know usually we have amazing people that will book our travel for us when we do these talents these these Redditors our talent coordinators shout out Danielle Danielle would be like what's your preferred seat aisle or window or middle I didn't think we would be fighting for the gorgeous most gorgeous beautiful boy in the world if I thought that was a part of the question I'd say aisle so I can hold the queen's son but because I was asked that months in advance not knowing the queen's son would be in route I said window so I don't have to talk to Trevor or Spencer so I can put my head on the side because I love resting my head and going to bed leave on the wall so we went to the Alveas uh zoo thing and I and I went love y'all love you Tommy love you Spence good night and I passed out then we go to Montreal and then we go oh we're all gonna be able to hold the bubba who's the most beautiful boy in the entire world and I don't just say this this boy's face you just want to be around it and you're like it's what I imagine being a kid and like watching Spongebob is you're like I just want to hang out with him oh right so so here I go going oh we can all travel with Cole so we can all we can all hold them together and then I forget I have windows so she's in the window seat like I said a stranger is behind her open seat me a stranger is next to her so she's she's blocked off by strangers and Cole is not a tiny boy Cole is a big that's like passing off a carry-on suitcase yeah it's like he is freaking 30 pounds so Angela every it's a little bit baby Harambe every yeah he's he's dense yeah he's yeah exactly okay okay not in a bad way that's my son he's right there but Angela decides she's gonna put her whole body over her seat I'm talking full this is the woman's so the woman's sitting here watching like a really sweet movie and Angela is putting her whole body her whole body goes over the woman's screen she goes baby her whole arm is over the woman's screen and the woman's going and Amanda will be like I'm gonna go to the bathroom and then hand it to Emily Rose yeah and he's like and I said I would give him to you but I don't like he's gonna try to pull that man's stuff off it like all he did with Emily was was literally reach over the top of the chair and kept pulling off her hat and taking it and then putting on her hat and then reaching back over he had a cup of Cheerios and he was doing so well for like an hour just like looking at them eating them to Alexina eating them and then at one point he was like and I was like no no no the cup of Cheerios went all over and this woman acted like she got pelted with a bullet she was like oh and I was like I'm so sorry meanwhile I'm hanging out with a 55 year old man and we're both watching once upon a time in Hollywood I'm going I killed to be over there and Andrew's going and the woman's just like this is her TV the arm is just going Papa this happened for six hours six hours anyways and every time Alexina held him I was like it's not fair no she was kidding joke I was like it's really not fair oh my God and then we were getting close to the end of the flight and I went when we land I get to hold him oh when we land I get to hold him and I was like all right and then the second we land I'm holding him and H shows up and I go here's your daddy and he's just like and he's like here's your dad if you want to go go to your dad go for it all right what are women saying I think uh so this is what women are saying effortless good things happen to me some people think I just get handed opportunities but that's probably because I don't tell anybody when I'm working towards something it was survival strategy I learned from having nosy people picking and prodding at every little thing I do interesting oh someone said effortless being an extrovert charming okay as a young adult I was a huge introvert and would constantly up my interactions with people because I was weird and awkward I would seriously put them off then I got a customer service facing job years of therapy and basically observed and learned how to be an extrovert well I will occasionally get freer extra stuff at restaurants coffee shops bars hotels I feel like I've been around these people where they they just get free stuff but also I would say this about effortless is like effortless means you can't see it yes like it doesn't it seems like it's a natural it's natural it seems natural and I and I do think that about a lot of the work we do we're like we're trying to make it look very natural and it is natural and it is truthful but after a lot there's work toward it yeah just like that woman said yeah right people skills that's huge friendly outgoing I think people are saying oh skin oh yeah I do think some people are just like lucky with skin or yeah it's just like I have worked for years to have not a like Jupiter looking skin because like I had really bad acne when I first started Smosh and like that was years of like struggle and like being so depressed and sad yeah and like even I am like damn it's like it's nothing now like I can I could sometimes sleep with my makeup on make up the next day and I'm and it's I'm like whoa why is my skin somehow look better now but I used to going to war a gust of wind we should get a Purple Heart women should get a Purple Heart when they sleep I'm sorry I literally can't sleep with my makeup on I feel like a heavy weight like a blanket it's uncomfortable so I do it but then I wake up and I go wipe it all off sorry what were you saying uh I forget you're talking about your wearing your makeup oh a gust of wind used to make me have like three white heads like it was so bad it was so bad so you're getting a Purple Heart for sleeping with your makeup on thank you and Angela is I think you're getting a Purple Heart but I'm not sure because you're waking up so angry that I'll be taking the Purple Heart back sometimes I'll like go I'll have a full face caked of makeup what and then I'll go to bed and I'll go no no you don't but it's different poor sheets because I'd say the way we're all different and we all especially with women where it's like we each have like different parts of us that we try to make effortless but there's so much effort there where it's like a lot of my best friends growing up and like what you're saying their skin was that mine was my body where it was like any change in my diet would like a gust of wind would change I couldn't fit into any clothes I would buy and then you know it's like it's very different versus my skin was pretty consistent and it's it's different for everybody wow yeah I agree I feel like effortless is I don't know I go back and forth on if it's I guess I guess it could be a thing if it's like a you know outgoing or positivity and stuff but like but I I honestly I talk about this a lot I think it's our I think it's a millennial that beauty and style and even understanding Even being funny is best when it looks effortless where it's like, oh, you just stumbled into that versus trying somehow has like some ick factor. And then I see Gen Z when they're like, I tried really hard for this outfit or I tried really hard for the skin or I tried. And there's no ick. I think when we were growing up, there was some type of like, oh, my God, you have to naturally be so much natural toward trying. Yes. So bad. And that's why I think this effortless thing. Think about the One Direction song. I talk about it all the time. You know, you're beautiful. You're beautiful. And that's what makes you beautiful is being like, oh, I just I fell here. I fell here. So it's essentially like a state of mind. Yeah. I think it's also a fad or it's like you. You've worked so hard on something that maybe is easy now. And people like, oh, my God, you look so good like that. Like, I can't believe you're just so naturally beautiful. It's like actually took me a decade of research and trying products and changing my diet just to figure out what's wrong with my face. And it might have been a product of the 80s being so fake that people were like, once we got out of the 80s and the 90s, it was like, oh, you're effortlessly beautiful. You're just that way. I don't know. It's like when people say you look the cutest in like your sweatpants and your hair up. And I'm like, all the time. All the time. What about the celebrity pictures that they take of these poor, beautiful celebrities that are just walking to their car and they just get them? Do you think we'll ever have that happen to us? Do you think they'll ever get us? YouTube TMZ. There are those. Are we all over TMZ and we don't know it? No, you'd be getting that shit on people.com. You would be. No, but like there used to be these channels that were like that, but it was for YouTubers. Like they'd find like James Charles or like Emma Chamberlain on the street and go like, hey, how's it going? Where you at it? That should be illegal. It should not be allowed. Sorry. No. And you'd be able to find us. Any cocktail bar. Any cocktail bar with low lighting. Shoebox went well. We just wrapped Don't Win an hour ago. Why are you Southern? Aren't you guys Southern at the end of a shoebox? Yes. A little bit. Good culinary crops. Love y'all. Love y'all. See, you are Southern at the end of the day. I'm not. Love y'all. Love y'all. Hey, bright shit today. I say y'all. Love y'all. I say y'all. Love y'all. Because it's gender inclusive. Love y'all. This episode of Smosh Mouth is sponsored by Quince. What do you think about my new shirt? Shane, you don't have to fish for compliments. I was already going to say it looks great on you. Thank you. It's Quince. Quince is all about quality items. They use premium materials, which makes for longer lasting and well-made clothes. I wasn't fishing for compliments, by the way. I just really like that I can layer my Quince tees. They are 100% organic cotton. 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Okay, here's another one on Ask Women. Ooh, anyone that's gone from extremely insecure to extremely confident, how did you do it? What did you change? I actually love this question. Confident ladies, how did you get there? I would say you're both very confident ladies. Yes, queen. Even when you're coughing. You own it, baby. Kobe. No, we don't say Kobe anymore. You know what's crazy? I was just talking about this a little bit on an episode of URL, but I was bullied a lot in middle school and high school. I was called bra-stuffer. I was a little emo kid. I was stuffing my bra. Who said that to you? Name them. Okay, so they were kind of saying a fact, but how rude. They don't know. How do you know she stuffed her bra? Yeah, girl, you're written down. She just said it. I was stuffing one side. She was stuffing her bra, but you weren't. You weren't allowed to say it. Were you? I was shoving my bra down. Are you kidding me? I wore two bras and wanted to tape it down. Me too. There's bra-stuffers and there's bra-stickers. I would have murdered both of you. What? Because I wanted boobs so bad. Oh, why? That's so annoying. And I would have been like, you're so Keira Knightley chic. You have no boobs. Yeah, seriously. Anyways, bullied a lot. And then in high school, a new friend of mine showed me the Pretty Little Liars books. And it's very, like, gossip girl. Didn't know they were a book. It started as a very long series. I think there's, like, when I stopped reading, there was, like, 13 books. To me, that's like someone going, the Survivor books. You're like, that's a book? Oh, honey, y'all, you know I'll be reading those left to right. It was gossip girl, but with murder. Oh, you would have loved it. Oh, we love gossiping murder. You would have loved it. And just the book specifically, like, it just helped me flip a page. It was a switch. And I was like, I am not going to let these girls make me feel like crap anymore. At what age? What grade? Like, freshman year. I still had my emo cut and was, like, growing it out. And I just remember, like, it was honestly, like, I got into acting around them. Because it was like, I'm just going to, like, put my shoulders back. And I'm going to, like, give a little snarky smirk at somebody if they're going to roll their eyes at me. And, like, it was like a switch. Like, that book, those books, I don't know if anybody else can relate to that. But those books. Those books, man. I love that. That's important. When did you? Did I get confident? I think even you saying shoulders back, did I get confident? You're acting like I'm interrogating you. What are you talking about? You're at the prison right now. I feel like Angela's like, fake it till you make it kind of queen. You feel like, you know like. Yeah. Fake it till you make it. Are you kidding? You know me. You don't even have to say you feel like it. I am a fake it till you make it kind of girl. But confidence is something. Like, in my 30s that I have been wanting to be like, all right, let's cut the shit. Yep. There is no, there is no, like, I don't know, like, extra space in heaven that you're going to get if you're effortless. Just try. If you try, it's not going to make you icky. I love that. Even though every part of me thinks that. But, like, putting my shoulders back and being confident and trying to do that has always felt disgusting to me. But now, like, I don't know. Once you hit your 30s, you're like. It's like, we're going to die. It's also like, as a performer, it's like, it's like, let's get going. It's like, it's like, if I'm not going to be. Why do I feel like I'm in, like, a cigarette commercial where a cowboy just pulled up on me and went, you're going to die. But, like, all of a sudden, womanhood is like, I'm just trying to figure it out. And then, quick. You only have two more years. No, but seriously, it's also like, why waste your time? It's like, people are going to say things regardless. If you look your best, if you try your best, if you be effortless, people are going to say shit regardless because people don't know how to express their emotions. So, they just project. Or do you guys feel like you have this list in your 20s of, like, what you wanted to look like or the way you'd be? And you'd be like, then I'll be confident. And then, at some point, you go, I'm never going to hit that. But life is still going. So, if I don't act like that, then I'll never feel it. Yeah. It's also like, you might not hit it. You might not hit it because it's not real. It's not really you. But then, also, it doesn't mean you can't live life. Yes, exactly. It's like committing to the bit. But the bit is feeling good about yourself. No joke. Yes. You figured me out in a sense. I also feel like it's clothes, too, because I would try to wear, like, the most form-fitting clothes, the tightest clothes. I'd be like, I can't wear an outfit unless it shows off my body. This was, like, me back in the day. And then, I was like, I'm not comfortable. Sometimes, don't get me wrong, I want to wear something tight and cute. But, like, mostly, I just want to wear loose, fucking awesome-ass clothes. And now, my Instagram is just filled with all these people that are like, dress the way you want to feel. Dress for silhouettes. Yes. Or, honestly, a very vulnerable thing I don't think I've ever said out loud, and you said that just now, and I went, oh, wow. I thought little bags, like, when we were younger, they were chic, right? But then, when they came back in style, I only saw a certain type of body type. Oh, holy crap. Holding little bags. And I was like, oh, I'm not skinny enough, or, like, I'm not cute enough or young enough to have, like, a little bag. And, recently, I was like, in a second, I'll lose the times in which I'm going to even want to have a little bag. Right. We were, like, on tour and, like, going out to dinner, and I was like, this is the time to have a little bag. And if the requirements I'm setting on myself to have that little bag are never going to be around. I'm not going to be around for the amount of time that I'm going to want to use the little bag. At some point, I'm going to need a mommy bag. Hey, you know what? I'm a mom, and I still want a little fucking bag. Right? I'm six feet, and I want the tiniest. I want a tiny little bag, but it has to fit some stuff. Yes. None of this bullshit. I don't want a little bag. But I wanted, like, a Carrie Bradshaw bag, and I was like, I'm never going to be, like, thin enough or cute enough to have a little bag or quiet enough. Literally, I thought I was, like, too loud to have a little bag. I'm going to go ahead and stop the recording. And then I was like, the other day I was like, life is too short to wait for when I'm going to be those requirements. And also everyone around you isn't even thinking about you with your little fucking bag. All they're thinking about is like, I want a little bag too, but I'm this, this and this. Or, and then there are those women out there that's like, I'm wearing my little bag. Y'all can fuck off. No one cares. Nobody cares. Nobody cares. Get the little bag. Get the goddamn little bag. Or get the big bag. Or get whatever you fucking want. Yeah. Get the big ass bag. But I want a little bag, but it's got to fit my phone. I'm sorry. It's got to fit the phone. Of course it's got to fit your phone. And my lip gloss. There's little bags without a phone. Like you can't fit your phone. Oh, that was like the trend with like the little. It's called a micro bag. Ew. Thank you. Okay. Well, some of these people say that. They say, turn 30. Something clicked in my brain. Putting myself first. Yup. And I don't know if it's like the chemical of being 30 or just like the amount of time you've spent. Feeling not good enough. Right. In your 20s. Yes. Like, I don't think like if you're listening at home and you're not in your 30s, but you're feeling like you want these feelings. I don't think it's like a, when you're 30, you do that. Agreed. Agreed. I think it's like a, you know what? I've sat in this bullshit enough. Yup. Yup. It's a mind. I also think it's a mind shift. I think you just get so over it. You're not free. You're literally not. You grow out of the cage. Yeah. Yeah. You're not free at all. Every day you're thinking about your clothes, your makeup, your hair. For somebody else, you're literally not free in your body. And also at the end of the day, nobody cares. And if you're saying like, well, I can't, I can't get a date or I can't get this or people make fun of me. I understand that's gotta be really, really, really hard, especially when you're in high school and you're stuck there. But like at the end of the day, get to a place where you can feel really free and free enough to say, I don't want to spend time with any of you fuckers. That's all that 30 means. It means sick of the bullshit. Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't mean age. Can I say that? Can I have some of that sincere? It doesn't mean age. Do you have your phone? Yes. We have to take a picture for Shane. Drinking sincere, drinking your favorite wine on your podcast. Oh my God. He's going to be so jealous. He's going to be so upset and jealous. Ready? Be funny. Hey bro, I'm drinking your favorite wine on your podcast with your wife. And his, and, and, and I'm here. And your acquaintance Amanda's here. What? Your acquaintance? How dare you? We are business partners. Hey, hey, I was kidding. I love you. She has a cough right now. If her voice sounds a little fucked up, it's because she has a cough. If I sound insane, it's because I've, it's because I have a cough. But do you guys, people don't realize that early Smosh videos of my, of me doing Smosh, I'm always talking like this. If I have a little bag, I need to get a little bag. You know what? I haven't said this to anybody. I get a little bag. Everything will be right. If I just get a little bag, you know what guys? I just need a little bag and then it all could be okay. I said something really vulnerable. And it was awesome. And you both are making fun of me. No, I'm not making fun of you. I love you. I love you so much. It inspired me to do this new character. Try this. It's really good. You should have a sip. Have a sip. Antibiotics. Have a sip. Okay. Give me one sip. It's good for your blood. It gets the antibiotics moving. There is a, guys, there are, my grandmother would probably say that. Have a sip. Have a sip of wine. It'll get the antibiotics. My grandmother probably would say that too. I got to say, there's like a bunch of mannequin heads in the dark over there and it's scaring the shit out of me every few moments. I know. It's really spooky. I'm going to take a picture for Selena to put in. And that's what it's like being on Reddit. Hate it. Let's see the next thing. Okay. How do you put a tampon in? I don't know. You put it up. I'm going to move on. What'd you ask? Oh, you know how many tampon ones there were? There were literally like, am I, am I crazy for not knowing how to put a tampon in? It's sex education failing the world. And it's, you're not crazy. It's that. I didn't know either growing up. It was hard. It's so hard. No one fucking teaches you. You ever do it standing up? Yes. So what a blast. I'm going to talk to you guys about this after. Yeah. What are you guys doing on an angle, right? I put a, I hike a leg up on the counter. Yeah. You got to do it at an angle. And if this doesn't get enough clicks. This can't go in. But the boys can talk about those little holes in their dick. I don't pull down all my pants. I put it right through the hole in my. You're making me clench. I put on family guy so I can take my dick out and find the hole. Oh my God. Your face just now shifted. Oh, all right. Uh, this is okay. Cool. This is about fashion. Yay. How do you, okay. So this is ask. Women over 30. That's us. How do you feel about our millennial youth culture becoming trendy again? Examples went to a vintage shop and it just looked like my eighth grade wardrobe. Seeing ads for flash effect on Instagram that look like an old nineties disposable or digital cameras. Yes. Seeing Y2K as a descriptor for vintage fashion. Oh, Y2K huge. Seeing kids with actual digital camera cameras out and about instead of phones to take photos. Cameras. Kids having early 2000s. As a dress up theme for spirit week. I can't speak. Tom and got, she's her back. Eyebrows are getting thinner. No, they're not. They are. They are. And they're getting bleached. A guest I had on my show recently, her eyebrows were glitter and nothing else. And it was slay. Wait, that's actually just glitter. No way. It was like just a glitter in the shape of a brow. See, we didn't have that growing up. No, that's sick. That's like futuristic shit. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know why I brought it up. Honestly. no i'm glad you brought it up are you kidding me it's like we gotta break our brains a little bit because my thin eyebrows mommy don't likey i had thin eyebrows for like maybe two years and i look back and i'm like i think if you guys saw me thin eyebrows he wouldn't be my friends no i probably would be because i had thin eyebrows too i think i wouldn't be freaked out with y2k fashions coming back if all the other fashions pre that were also coming back does that make sense weren't coming back like to me it's just a it's just a fad that is other things from past coming back but does it if it was just randomly coming back i'd be like what does it make you feel old i think that's what this post is saying is like does it make you feel weird does it make you feel ancient do you love it i kind of love it i kind of love it too i think it's like kind of like such is life like when i was in high school people were dressing like 60s 70s yes yeah bell bottoms like corduroy is like high-waisted came back and i was i was such a hater for high-waisted for the longest time and then me too i that's all i own they're the best they're the best ever i will say it it does throw me off because i'm like have we run out of stuff to like oh where oh like we're like scraping for newness our moms and parents weren't repeating things from before those were like genuinely new things is what i think i think right were they like can you guys think of a trend you use now or that you wear now that you believe is genuinely new um i think there are new things happening right now but it's i think it's because of the amazing technology and like innovation of fashion right now okay where it's like new materials like what's new like textures and shapes where it's like we had all these low rise jeans and camisoles but they were kind of ill-fitting on people and now like the way people are able to make clothes and they're better than for people and like the types of bodies they're designing for i feel like yes we know how to make them better or like oh my god having more tops with the built-in bra that's my favorite thing oh but like even the gender of it all yeah is like owning things and taking them back just like we talked about language where it's like there are things that were only for one group of people we're like baggy pants we're only for one group of people now there are so many people that's true i love that i love that baggy pants are coming back and anybody can wear them so yeah when in this podcast did my voice jump two octaves down so i remember the exact moment when was i have it actually on video do you want to see it oh yeah it was when you took a video for shane so it was the video for shane right it was your video for shane because because i'm talking to you guys i'm going so who's that's why i did the character it wasn't because you shared something vulnerable i just used what you shared vulnerable do you want to hear this as a character i think it might just be yeah are you ready yeah hold on you're making me cough looking at you don't do that what this is how it goes kidding i love you normal voice she wasn't kidding right now she's a six-year-old hot cheeto cough and she hates you and then if i sound insane so something happened i think your voice is like capacity i think i think we should blame it on the men oh you're right i think the second i started talking to a man my voice got we shouldn't have even opened up that portal did your voice get lower because you think that that would have been desirable no i think you're coughing a lot and your throat's hurting no no your voice is at capacity capacity okay i think we covered all that because there's so many fun things that's a great drag queen name what did what did um is everyone anyone in a drag group we should be a drag group we're supposed to drag race every season is a drag group you're right nope nope okay wait sorry sorry sorry sorry yeah cheers you guys god this is fun this is fun we gotta walk him out more i will say i think trends are fun and i love any excuse to dress up i love costume season i love halloween should be a month long you're so good at dressing up you're so good though seriously your fashion is un-fucking-believable guys please no i but i what i'm saying is i think no matter what it's just like dressing when what feels good to you and what flatters you you know and so this i love like i feel like technology and clothing and design has gotten better of finding things that are more flattering for people like i've been loving this barrel pant where the legs are all big and it creates a different silhouette yes i love that it's more ways that it's like feeding into the things that i like want to show show about my butt it's like what you said where it's like i used to be a tight i had to wear a skinny jean to show my butt and show my midriff i still i still show my midriff but like had to show every little thing to prove that i had it and then like billy eilish comes in and goes like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god and then like billy eilish comes in and goes like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god how about none of that yeah which i loved but that's why i think it's like so fun about these things to answer that reddit post is like these things are coming back but with no rules yes yes and silhouettes i feel like people are obsessed with just like the outline of you and and what's better than like an awesome fucking wide shape and like i i just i'm very into it and also like for me i felt like fashion was holding me back because i felt very stuck in it and then once i was like i love color i love new things i love linen i love wider pants and it's like and and when i wear it i get more compliments than when i wear the fucking tight thing yeah or like interesting yeah i don't have to be one way to do this one trend yeah i think back in the day all those trends were that way and that's the best part about them coming back is throwback fashion is being like oh throwback fashion on a different gender on a different type of person on a different hairstyle it's so fun yeah and here's a really important one um ask women over 30 this one is i shit myself at yoga today wow i shit myself at yoga yep it happened i've officially shit myself in public for the first time at 34 oh in in in yoga in in you not in yoga pants in yoga well she had to be wearing pants i trusted a fart never she trusted ever let me tell you anybody women especially do not trust a fart i trusted a fart and next thing you know okay hot sludge is soaking my underpants and slowly spreading down my thigh luckily it was silent well i wore black leggings okay the lighting was dim so i don't think anyone saw but the smell was unmistakable and i definitely packed immediately and left about 20 minutes in my only saving grace is that i didn't even like that studio anyway it was only going because i bought a month long pass guess i'm never going there again please regale me with your poop story so i feel better about myself wow girl you're not alone i'm sure there's plenty of women who have pooped in public hot sludge descriptor not a fan yeah oh angela's dying over here she hates it so much i opened the gates with the cough and i shouldn't have yeah and also you're not even trying to cover your mouth so what's the difference between this a little bit this is why you just this is why you just said you're so right course it's okay no it's not it's very funny it's giving that little meme of the little cat with the child mouth that's going it's very funny okay so i don't care i don't have a story like that i fear i'm very strong and secure i will you've never pooped i don't poop i'd never have never will look at that hair i what so my hair is loose and free that means i do shit all day there's whoa there's a there's a type of hair you see and you go that person poops you see some hair and you go that woman's never pooped i did have a moment where me and shane were out and about walking around our part of the city and my tummy was like you're gonna die and i hate that i was like and shane was like i love this walk let's walk home and we were walking home and then i slowly was like this walk is gonna change our marriage like ever had a grave look on your face yes yes i was like am i gonna have to stop on this sidewalk shane's like it's a 40 minute walk home i'm feeling good do you want to hit the road i'm like i like feel my pores like opening on my head like i luckily i was fine because i have control you were like this but let's go i was like i was like i'm loving this this walk is sick or edition he's like if you want to run i'm like i can't run like wait hold on hold on wait did you tell him you had to shit and he said you can run i said i said something is coming and he said do you want to run home if you want to run ahead that's okay if he wants to experience the mudslide your wife says she's got a shit and you say you can run good lord honey it was like a 15 minute walk and we were like five minutes in and i was like this is taking a turn do you want to run ahead i love him as if running would be safer that's like turning the on button with my body that's telling your body you can go now hey you're free to go there's a blender going and you want to open the literally just taste it if you want to give your body the green light let's go um but i was fine everything was fine so you kept walking you didn't run i had an urgency to my walk and a breath and you got you got and you went move move i said do not be near bones go away you you push the cats aside move move move go upstairs if you know what's good for you go upstairs if you know what's good for you turn on your headphones and shut up i literally blasting reels on my phone oh i love doing that in oh so that's you no i'm not i'm not blasting shit but i am blasting reels i'm going i'm going i'm going thank god so so so thank god look at this because some of them they're shared and i usually like i think a month ago when we were new to the place if if i saw somebody in the other one i would go to a different one you go hey it's me no now i'm trying to embrace it and i'm just trying to be like hey someone's here so i walk remember when i did that to you in the public bathroom in montreal you you didn't do that to me you scared me and i wasn't pooping i just went in quietly and i was in the bathroom thinking no one was there and she went you can stay as long as you want i just made my voice really deep to freak her out anyway no you let me borrow a hair tie and i said do you want your hair tie back and i knew she didn't know who i was because she was silent for like i would say i'm not going to do that to you i'm not going to do that to you i'm going to say a solid like six seconds where you go so scared she was very scared it's like my favorite thing to do but all to say the reels thing during the poop is real real wow where you're like let's just make a lot of noise i do it just make some noise everyone on your feet do you guys remember the first run ahead in front of your husband no yeah you remember the moment of course we don't have to talk about that if it's too much i don't know if i remember the moment i don't because that's when people say the real thing i don't know if i remember the moment the relationship gets real i broke my toe on our third date so the relationship got pretty real how'd you break your we were playing um badminton in malibu on the beach just us and he was like go for it he was like boom and he hit the little birdie and i was like ah and i was like yeah i'm gonna run and get it like watch your back and i was in my bathing suit and i was like running with the thing and there was a massive rock that was like i'm gonna end your life your life today and it was jutting out but like the waves kept crashing over so i didn't see it so i was like running all hot and then i just stubbed my toe so hard and fell so hard on sand do you know how awful that is to fall so hard on sand it's not soft because it's the wet sand so it was like like it was and he was like oh no and i was like i'm okay i was in so much pain i'm fine i was like i'm fine i'm fine and he had to carry me oh and then my foot was fucked for like four days and i was a bartender did you go anywhere to work just like oh yeah we went to this place we got in a big fight wait really on your third date yeah get it out quick i was like i had i was like you're open this is the deal man that was where i was at when i met you see this i was like this is there's a lot coming you see this foot it's broken other stuff's gonna get broken in my path no it wasn't like that now's the time to decide do you want in or out do you want in or out in or out pick me up take me back no but farting it's no problem i don't know i don't think i have a funny story at it no it's okay i was just curious no no no no no we'll do it later it felt inappropriate to ask next we're not gonna do it here am i the asshole tampon this is killing me and i actually think it's quite perfect for this can i be annoyed at constant throat pressure. clearing what do you mean it's perfect for this um anyways i now work from home with my mother in her mid-60s for the past three weeks i shouldn't have said throat or clearing i now work from home for the past three weeks she's been constantly throat clearing like oh every 20 seconds from morning to night we have had a few confrontations about it she swears she can't do anything about it i begged her to see a doctor take cough drops sip warm water she just keeps making this really loud disgusting sound every 20 seconds oh my god we have always had a low contact relationship anyways oof but i can't lie i've been busier in my own life lately and i'm wondering if this is a factor huh ultimately think this is some mental health tick i really don't know if it's unreasonable for me to get so upset about it can anyone relate to this or know what this could be no idea how to approach this thanks for the answers oh i would love to hear what the comments are saying about this one because i initially was like well maybe it's just like an anxiety tick i could be my mom she's older but my mom does some throat clearing but i literally think it's like some type of cold that she got 20 years ago that she just never took care of permanently damaged so i was like okay holding listening to this while holding back a cough is crazy yeah so sorry about that i'm evil for bringing this up no you're not because oh i am but with older people she said this was her like her grandma so no this is her mom and they don't they have a low contact relationship and she's like i've been busier in my life than normal maybe this is related she thinks it's a mental health tick they've had confrontations about it her mom says there's nothing she can do she wants to know if anyone else has felt this comments my mom does this but it's a known side effect of her blood pressure medication it drives me mad but i know she's also very self-conscious about it she can't help it oh interesting my husband constantly does this shane usually says how many upvotes it has oh the big the big comments i guess i'm not shane 184 upvotes thank you anyways another person another commenter uh not op i'll use the word op sorry other comments say other comments say my husband constantly does this i i make him take something for it easiest thing in the world to do and it helps he'd rather sit there and clear his throat constantly irritating me than take action about it i have to tell him he's driving me mental otherwise he won't bother his ass sometimes like consistent but not rhythmic sounds can be really like a sensory nightmare for people um i've been on both sides of this like i recently like i get like a little nasal drip from the from the like trees or the pollen or something and so i'm doing like a and i feel like if i'm in a uber or something i'm like oh my god i'm just driving him nuts aren't i yeah or like when you can tell someone just refuses to blow their nose do you know what i mean yes and she's like how do i find if there's an update update update she's doing it on purpose to annoy me people are saying this is gerd g-e-r-d ever heard of this what is it yeah it can be a thing it's acid reflux or like um oh acid reflux okay it's like an esophagus stomach thing so it could possibly be that uh she does get annoyed by things like that i would say yeah she said it was in the middle of the night i think she said it was all the time yeah but then she just okay so she also did an edit and then she said she figured it out i think it is this gerd acid reflux thing and not a mental health tick that's good yeah well i mean others you know it's all i will say i definitely i've i get i get really frustrated with like snoring i i can't i can't do snoring so like throat clearing okay it's okay but like snoring i don't think i could i can't sleep that could be tough my um both of my my dad and my mom they both go like this cups not even on their mouth yet oh no way both just their hot coffee in the morning later if they have coffee in the afternoon i'm not seeing them do it i've analyzed this because it drives me crazy do you think they're and they want it scolding hot okay do you think it's them going like yeah blowing their mouth before the hot coffee yeah and they love it really hot but i've noticed them go and i'm like whoa whoa mug is not even on your mouth i need to see a video of this i need to see they ever do like a that's me no i actually don't mind that you do that for every everything do you remember that thing that we were doing when people eat cereal no you guys don't remember spending time with your cousins like back in the day and they would eat cereal and go we were in a pool for the first time together um that might be out by now yeah might be out by now yeah but we were like do you do you know when you're in a pool with something like yeah and you breathe loud what when you're in a pool you're like yeah swimming's hard or when you chug just swimming you remember when you chug water i'm done um that makes me laugh so hard okay i want to give us one more i could literally do this for hours like why are we why are we doing this for hours lock him up lock train up so we can do some lock him up okay we're doing the biggest sleigh is the last one biggest sleigh but hey we might do a part two of this because we have so many in here that we didn't read because we had so many funny stories all right this is from another subreddit for women but it's not really there's it's not called for women it's called the girl survival guide there are some really fun ones on this one did you guys ever read chicken soup for the blank soul yes yes of course constantly remember how specific they got yes yeah it was like chicken soup for like teenage teenage babysitter soul yes or chicken soup for like the like the other one middle child of the second kid's like soul why didn't i get that one i wanted that one there were so many i was just like teenage soul we should we should do a oh wait we should do a reading of chicken soup those so they were many stories damn good they were many stories submitted yes they were real they were like the first fucking reddit it was like the first like npr too like chicken soup yeah you'd be like it was like mini stories american life is so good and they have like a they have like a through line like a help at the end kind of yeah you have to look up they still make them because it was like chicken soup for the blonde girl soul i read that on the toilet constantly we had it on our toilet too it was toilet toilet reading so that was before reels was chicken soup okay scrolling through wow we are so millennial and maybe we should bring it back i would love to have you both back and we could do chicken soup please yes please yeah you have to have your cough though cough has to come back this is never coming okay good um the girl survival guide okay for the girls who keep spare underwear in their bag i've got a question okay you guys keep spare underwear in your bag i do not but i heard an iconic story recently as to why pamela anderson in the last few years did a what's in my bag i love her she keeps she's like if you ever like wondered like if you ever saw a model with her hair in a messy bun it's a g-string in her hair like so she used to keep a g-string in her bag for to be under or she would use it to tie her hair up in a messy bun like a clean pair of underwear always in her bag for just in case shut up how did she tie it she did it on camera in this video during the pandemic the amount of times i tied my hair up with a surgical mask did you guys ever do that yes i did that before no yeah what wait i want to know about this yeah please okay so not i never i've never kept spare underwear in my purse unless i'm like traveling airplane either have i but even but still it's a shame thing and i think it's something that i should do i think that's a great thing to just have why not just keep whatever in your purse you know literally yes you're right unless you have a tiny purse tiny phone underwear well you're allowed to have little little baby purse you can have one okay so this person says i've got a question i've seen a ton of what's in my bag videos where girls just pull out underwear and say it's best as a spare for emergencies and whatnot i don't know if they put it in a pouch or just keep it like that and whip it out when they need to but i was wondering if there comes a time when that underwear needs to be used and it wasn't in any pouch where does the current slash you slash dirty underwear go what's the protocol there or just in general with keeping spare underwear i'm just as i haven't done anything like this before it does seem like a good tip because you never know when you might need some i guess i'm just curious about the mechanics of it yeah this is great 54 up votes from the op post logistic this is great i want to ask you guys i want to get to this but i also want to ask you guys you're traveling we just went on tour yeah where do you put your dirty clothes i do keep they have like the suitcase i have has a little laundry pouch that i can like shove it all in and like and it's like in the top no it's like a separate little extra little sack yes oh cute comes with do you know what i do if you're staying in a hotel that does like the hanger situation with the bag that's like oh we'll put it in there i've never done my laundry at a hotel or anything i take the bag and I put all my laundry in that. That's smart. Yeah, but a pouch would be great. Since I did this when I was like 16 on my first trip. Wait to hear. The front. Oh, yeah. The outer one. It's actually perfect. It just feels vulnerable. It's just like covered in dirt. It's what TSA immediately goes into first when they check your bag. Dirty underwear and socks all in there. That's smart. I mean, what else are you supposed to do? Do you know what I have for Cole is I got these waterproof zip cute little bags that I just keep with him all the time. And now I'm like, why don't I just keep them for myself? For you and yourself. Because this is a good question. It's not just about carrying underwear in your bag. It's also going, where do you put old underwear? Yeah. I mean, it makes sense. When you get home that day, you just throw it in the laundry. Hopefully you don't forget. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so a couple comments here. I have a pouch where I keep a few pads, Band-Aids, painkillers, about two small plastic bags, wet wipes, extra underwear, and also one extra periodizer. I use my period underwear if I'm on my period. I used to also have small chocolate in there, but I ate it and now it's gone. If I'm in need to change underwear, I use mentioned plastic bags. My pouch has folders, so I keep things nice and neat and separated. Okay, well, not all of us are you. That person is incredibly organized. That's type capital A plus plus. That's amazing. I don't have, I don't do that. I guess I keep a small Ziploc bag. If it's bad, it gets thrown out. I just, guys, I don't think our hooch is like a vacuum that's sucking up any bacteria that's like in our bag. Like if you put on a pair of relatively clean underwear, am I crazy to think like just a pair of underwear in your bag? Well, here's the deal. I would probably put, if I were to carry a purse in my underwear, what? If I were to, hello? If I were to carry underwear in my purse, which I haven't yet, which I should, I feel like I would put it somewhere. Anyway, I wouldn't just have it loose because what if you trip? I mean, okay. Ball. A hundredth bomb. What if you trip, right? Here's the thing. I'm going to throw a guess out. Okay? Obviously, you're not changing your underwear in the middle of a Barnes & Noble. You're going to a bathroom And which section would you be in? Romance novels. Obviously, it's the safest place to do it. Yes. No, but you're obviously going to the bathroom. I'm picturing like wrapping it in toilet paper. That's what someone said here too. Yeah. Someone said toilet paper, if it's not too bad, I think it's fine. I would think, I don't do, or if it's like, if you like were on your period and then it's just like you ruined your underwear, you probably could just throw it away. Or I would think change purse. Wait, someone just said, I have a spare pair in my little, little coin purse in my bag. I also keep a roll of dog poop bags in my purse because I have a dog. I used to do that too. And they come handy in the event I need spare pair undies. Or wallet. I used to, like maybe your wallet. Yeah, you just pull out, you pull out dollar bills. There's your phone. Dollar bills, yo. What? So like what made you excited about that? I got really excited about my joke. And then I abandoned it midway. And that is subreddits for women. So I think this is, it's interesting because it is like, have you guys ever carried extra underwear? No. And I'm like why wouldn't I? You never fucking know what's gonna happen. I carry a hundred diapers for my son. Yeah. I mean he shits a lot, but like I also, you know like you never fucking know. That's so true. I think it was such like a sexy iconic thing. Like you never know if you're stinging the night over somewhere. That's so cute. Or you need it for your hair. It's like why do we have diaper bags for babies? We should have diaper bags for women. For women and for men. Do you know what I've been saying? We need, you know those vending machines in airports? That's like makeup. I'm like, what? Have like. What? Have like face. What? What? What? What? What? What? Why aren't there like pads? And tampons? And like face cream? And face wash? Yeah. Hello? Because they hate women. Airports hate women. Airports want women dead. They really do. Okay so here, we're done. We have to be done because Shane is like literally out there banging on the door. But we have. He's banging his head against the stage door. Just slip some protein powder under the door. Yeah. What? Okay. There's also women in tech. A bra that fits. Female living spaces. What are you listing? Which is versus the patriarchy. Other subreddits. Other subreddits. Other channels. Female fashion advice. We're coming back. She's just. She's telling the world what other things you could read. I'm telling the world that we'll be back. And you're gonna see us three again. Whether you guys like it or not. Because we're gonna finish this subreddits for women. Because we have. Selena worked really hard on this. I added some things. There's some really good stuff on here. Someone at this company pitched a podcast called Are You Ladies Done Chattering? And I just think that's a wonderful name and a wonderful thing. And ready? Ready? Here's my pitch on it. We. No one can end it besides us. No one can do what you have to do as a producer and be like. We have to decide when we're done chatting. Selena's like. What? We're gonna be here. All night. Some episodes are 10 minutes. Because we're tired. And then some episodes are two hours. Four hours. I love it. Wait. You guys can leave the cameras. The camera's running. We'll turn them off when we're done. Yeah. We know how. We'll run the car. We feel like the conversation is done. We just. There's one episode where we're both sleeping. And this goes. You know. My mom said this thing to me. That I haven't forgotten about. Or. The thing that. Angela does in her sleep. If you're. If she's taking a nap. Like in the shoot day or something. You'll just hear her go. Mm-hmm. Totally. I've never heard her do that. Yeah. I love it. You're an active listener. And who are you talking to? And you. Angela just. She cares about people feeling heard and seen. God. In her sleep. She is worried about it. Yeah. Man. There was. I. I. Last thing I'll say. Because I know we have to end this. Because we. Ladies will be done chattering. We will be done chattering. But. There was. I. I'm used to sleeping with my family. Sleeping while a movie's going on. And trying to act like I'm awake. And going. Yeah. No. And. It. It. Like. Somehow. It's. It's followed me throughout all my life. Wow. I would be asleep. The whole time. In the back. And then I trained. I don't know how. I was trained. Any laugh line. I go. Haha. Wow. And our professor clocked it. My friend Rebecca will tell this story. She talks. Talks about it all the time. Where. Professor Andrew Borba. Wherever you are. Love you Andrew Borba. He go. She knows. We all know she's asleep. Yet she's acting like we can't. See her. And I'd be like. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. No way. That's amazing. This is the wildest fact I've ever heard about you. So any time I'm asleep. I don't. And people are awake. I do not want people to know I'm asleep. That's awesome. And it runs deep. It's sad. It's not a thing I've decided. It's just a thing I know. Where like any time I'm tired. Any time I'm watching a movie. I'm like. Yeah. No. Oh my God. I've shared a room with you. At VidCon. You both sleep talked? Oh I sleep talk. But that's not for anybody. Ladies. Are we done chattering? I think we're done. I think for today. We're done chattering. Guys. Thank you for having us. Oh my God. I would have you guys anytime. I love you guys so much. Thanks for drinking the Sancerre. Thank you. And thanks for having the chips. The chips. Yeah. That was the only way I would stop talking. Guys. This was subreddits for women. If you want to see more of this. You will. See you next time. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. it's just gonna be happening you will you know what you these ladies are not done chattering and one day we'll let shane back in i don't probably not today put in the comments if you want them to stay out there yeah and put in the comments if you have other subreddits for women that you want us to read from because yes we will okay thank you love you goodbye get the damn small purse