#158 - We Read The 36 Questions To Fall In Love

I'm just tan, man, although I've been pretty white lately, so. (sniffing) - Sama. - Brownsama. - Sama. - Sama. Okay, what does Shane say? Welcome to Smosh Mouth? - Yep. (laughing) - Welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm a menop, and Shane is not here right now because he said, "Bye." No, I'm just kidding, he's having a good time with his family somewhere, I don't know where. - On a mountain top. - On a mountain top, but I am here with the two daddy bosses and I'm so excited, we have Anthony. - Hey. - Yeah, and Ian. - #DadBoss. - I said daddy. - Oh, here's a #DadBod. - #DadBod. - So we are, are saying. - Unfortunately, I think I'm getting there. - Well, we gave you, we're getting meatballs to add. - Cool, this is gonna help. - Getty and meatballs. - Meatballs. - Do you guys go by, do you guys like daddy or dad? - I prefer daddy. - That makes sense to me. - Father, dad. Father feels furious. - I prefer papa. - Ooh, no, I won't. - Papa. - You wanna do papa? - Papa feels like it's back in the day and like, scrooge time, you're like. - Well, also if you say papa, it's a little weird if it. - Yeah, I mean, when I think of like, papa. - It's like. - It's like. - Tiny Tim. - No, it's like a, it's just that's what he does. - It's like a, like a, like a French boy? - Like in the, it's like in the 1940s. It's like a burn, it's like a burn down village. - Yes. - And there's like this like child wandering through the street. - It's covering a suit. - Papa, papa. - You want that? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Okay. So we have daddy and 1940s war crime wars. - Crime wars. - Crime wars. - Anyways. - Sorry. - Don't be sorry about anything. - We're one minute into this podcast. - It's gonna talk about the rails. - Yeah, you can't get Ian sitting anywhere with you without me about war crimes. - This is what happens. - This is what happens with Ian. - Yeah. - And now Anthony, first of all, it's been forever since you've been on the podcast. - Yeah, I haven't even been on this new set. That's crazy. - And you're in my seat. How do you feel? - It feels good, you, it's like concave in a really huge, there's a huge groove. - What? - It's huge, huge groove, I'm like sitting in your, yeah, I'm sitting in your perfect shape. - He's sat down and went, whoa, yeah. - You guys, I do not have a monster ass. - I'm sitting in your perfect shape. - Do I have a monster ass? - I can't. - I legally, I can't. - I can't answer that question. - To add a boss, what size is my ass? - I'm saying that I can feel a perfect shape here. - Okay, now it's perfect, before it was concave. - Both could be true at the same time. - That's great. And Shane has, well Shane has. I'm not allowed to talk about his ass anymore. - I do not know how to talk about his ass anymore. - It's a square indentation. Oh, just blah, blah, blah. And mine's like, blah, blah, blah, blah. - No, yours is, whoa. - Yeah, I'm feeling, whoa. - Yeah, yeah. - And yours is like, blah, blah, blah. - It's extremely uncomfortable. - Yeah, that's your. - There are hard edges. - Yeah, that's yours. - Yeah. - This sounds like the sounds you were making during the Hunger Games episode, when you were like, for the explosions, like, boom. - Simulation. - Yeah, love that. - Yeah. Those were the bombs when people died in their games. - Love that, sure. - If you haven't seen that video, go back to it, it happened months ago. - Yours ago, I think. - Sorry, what, sorry. - Yeah, years ago. - Sorry, what? - I'd be years. - No, you can always interrupt me. It's fine. - Sorry, what? - And your butt. - Yeah, yeah, let's hear about it. - I feel like Anthony's butt is like, "Hmmm." - It's definitely an angel choir. - It's an angel choir, and it's just like, traveling the world. - Oh, yeah. - And it's always getting stretched. - Oh, oh, no. - No, the outside. Yoga. - Listen. - What do you know that I don't know? - Listen. - (laughs) - This is going well. - Oh, yeah. - I genuinely meant that in a good way. - Okay, well, you said stretched. - You don't go. - And you didn't say "gaped." So, you know, there's a difference. - This is why they don't get us in the same room. - No, no. - I mean, like, what's my butt? - Really? - We were afraid to get the guys in the room. - Yeah. - And you should have been, apparently. - I mean, what's my butt? - That's my butt. - What's my butt like? - She already said it. - I already said your butt. - You wanna hear it again? - Your butt is uncomfortable. I already said that. - Oh. - Your butt was like, "Nah, and then it goes," this is like leaking. - Oh, okay, okay. - It's leaking. - It's leaking. - I mean-- - It's leaking. It's leaking or leaking. - You guys, we have to stop. Actually, we can keep going. Let's cheers your wine, because-- - Okay. - Also, guys, we are all on a date together. That's right, we talked about our asses, and now we're gonna get into some deep, real stuff. We are playing 36 questions to fall in love, and you guys are on a dinner date, but I'm also here too. Are we on a date or are we on a date with you? Are you just hosting our date? - You know what, you're on a date with me. - I like that. - I like that. - Yeah, Anthony likes that better. - I like that. - You know what? - Let's cheers to that. - It's less Yahweh more MFM. - Yeah, let's cheers to the MFM. - MFM? - Don't ask about that. - MFM. Let's cheers. - MFM now. - Let's cheers, but like blizzard, Derekwing blizzard style. - What the hell does that mean? - He doesn't eat that. - Well, first of all, what does that mean? - They should make a vegan blizzard. - Oh, I'm sure it's not hard. - Okay, what is it though? - Okay, scared. - Okay, so when they make you the blizzard, it's like, so for those of you that don't know Derekwing, it's like a milk shake. - It's like a chunky milkshake. - Yum, love that. - And it's so good. But before they, when they go to hand it to you, they don't just hand it to you. They turn it upside down to prove that that shit. - Thuc. - So they. - Every single time. - Every time they go to hand it to you and they go. - Everyone's nodding. - And you just had how many in Montreal? - I had two in Montreal. - Yeah, two in Montreal. And the flavors were score bar, which is the best. - What is that? - It's a candy bar from literally the 1900. - It's chocolate and toffee. - Oh, that's not really good. - And it's score SKOR. - Do they sell that in the US or is that it? - They sell it in the US. - Oh, okay. - My favorite movie snack. - It's not super popular, but it is from the 1900s. - It is the best. - Yeah. What's the other one you got? - Also score. - I didn't. - I didn't stray. - You got double score. - I got double score. - You didn't even. - No, 'cause I didn't want to do like Oreo. I don't know what the other ones are. - Probably Reese's. - I'm trying to do what I would get. - Reese's. - I was a freak. And when I get McFlurry's, I would get the mini M&Ms one. - Oh, sure. - I love that. - I love that. - No, I would get Butterfinger. - Butterfinger is good too. - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, man. - Wait, but is this one of the 36 questions? - Hey, your glass. - Oh yeah, cheers. - Oh yeah, cheers. - Yeah, actually it could be one of the 36 questions. - Cheers to falling in love. - Us. - Cheers, I've got the iPad now. - I've never cheers an iPad before. - Yep, that's the power. - And this is Spag Heady that we can actually eat. - Yes. - Yeah, so we have fake wine, but real spaghetti? - Yeah, you have real spaghetti. - They didn't trust us with wine. - Is that real water? - Do the upside down trick. - Yeah. - No, stop. - No, it's good, it's real water. - God, everyone's gonna be so upset if you spill. - I don't want a wet seat. - Look at the legs on this wine. - Wow. - Oh wow, we all love wine, right? - We had a lot of wine over in Montreal. - We did a lot of wine. - We did. - The waiter that was trying to give us more wine. - We had to say please, no. - Well, every bottle of wine, it was like his friend made it. - He was telling stories about his roommate made the wine that we had. - Well, I don't want a roommate wine. - We had roommate wine. - You were there, but you were at the other side of the table. - I was at the other side of the table. - So we were in a different planet basically. - Yeah, I could. - Our planet was the waiter knowing all of the wine bottles is friends made, which I mean, then how was it here? - He didn't say a single thing about that to me. - He gave us lots of facts about this roommate wine. - He was a big fan of, I think, just Anthony. - No, no, I don't think so, but the other dude. - It's okay, you don't want to say? - The other dudes filled Coca-Cola all over me, but it was a great experience. It was a cool experience. - Refreshing. - It was refreshing, yeah. - Listen, I was right across the way from Anthony, so I felt very close to it. I didn't get any Coke on me at all. - It was all me. - It was all you, but the thing is, I felt so bad for him 'cause he was so nervous, but I didn't know that he. - I didn't know until after he spilled it on me, and he was like, I'm so sorry, I was nervous to serve you guys 'cause I'm a big fan of him, and I was like, oh shit. - The whole glass. - But I was like, I'm gonna do whatever I can to make this guy now feel weird about. - I think everyone should spill a full bottle of Coca-Cola on their idol. - Yeah, I don't know if that was ideal. - Who is your idol? If you, okay, if you saw, like-- - Is this one of the 36 questions? - No, I'm just making this up. - Okay. - Well, okay, there's a better question. Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you wanna have as a dinner guest? - Okay. - And would be mortified if you spilled Coca-Cola on that. - Oh shit, you're right. - This is a double whammy question right here. I'll also answer two 'cause I'm on the date with you guys. - Do they have to be alive? - I don't think they should. - We'll make them alive again. - Well, they should be alive at dinner. - Well, well, I'm not having dinner with the corpse, but I see what, yeah, I was like, "Do I have to choose from the 8 billion people now?" - No, they can be dead. - They can be dead. - I always feel like this is such a hard question. - I can do two. - I can do two. - I feel like I would wanna choose someone that I'd wanna pick their brain. - Yeah, I, like, who would you have anyone in mind? - No. - I feel like I would get into this weird existential area where I'm like, maybe like, what's the common ancestor of all the humans that are alive? Is there one woman? - That is all of our mother. - Beth. - Oh, Beth. - She's like, yeah. - Just like, you know, like, I don't know, 200,000 years ago. - So you want a woman common ancestor of all of us? - Yes. - She essentially want like mother earth. - Oh, well, basically, yeah, well mother earth. - You want like the first, like, homo sapiens. - No, I mean, just whatever the most, like, - You realize you wouldn't be able to talk to them. - Yeah, but I just think about that. You're just communicating with body language? - I'm saying yes. - Right, you're vibing with this person. You don't speak the same language. - It's kind of like talking to tell Mary, okay? So when there's a computer involved, I'm gonna add this to this. - Okay. - So there's a computer involved. So if the other person wants to talk like this woman Beth, she can and Anthony will understand it. - Okay. - I'm also cool with just no communication. We just eat and we just like see if we vibe just in the same vicinity. - You don't seem entertained. - She might just kill you. - You think that our common ancestor is killing you? - Yeah, I think. - She might see you as like a demon or something. - Well, it's true. - Or maybe she wanna breed. (laughing) - Okay. - Is that incest if you're that far apart? - Oh. - You know, I'll let it slide. - Oh, you'll let that slide. - Okay, you're not the boss. - I am not sleeping with our common ancestor, Ian. - I don't want that. - You think I'm getting our common ancestor down at a table and sleeping with her? - No. - I mean, the ties are much closer with the people in Iceland. - Oh, between each them? - Yeah, I mean, there's a lot more relational stuff going on there or in Alabama. - You know, they have the highest amount of people that are like over six five. Or like the median height of a man there is higher in Iceland than anywhere else. - Oh, my people. - Yeah. - So you can see over the snow banks. - Yeah. - You guys are so fun. (laughing) That's so fun. - Okay, so you are not going to sleep with your ancestor but you want dinner with your ancestor and you don't care if you guys talk. - Yeah. - And we decided her name is Beth or do we want to go with a different name? Something more mystical. - Mystical. What do you think people's names were like back? - Let me get some of the names. (clears throat) (laughing) - Oh, it's coming. - It's coming. - Hey. - Yeah. - Okay. - So you get to have that. - Thank you. - And you'd be mortified if you spilled Coca-Cola on her, obviously. - Oh, yeah. - And then she would kill you. - Yeah, and I would be okay with it. - Okay. - If I spilled Coca-Cola on someone, I might kill me now. I can't live with this. - Wow, well, we won't talk about that for the first time. (laughing) - No, they're cool. 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And he's like, oh, talk to the Kool-Aid guy. (laughing) What's that? Why do you bust your walls all the time? - I don't know who I would really want to. - What, that was fake? I thought that was real. - I mean, it would be cool, but that's not it. - You filled Coca-Cola on the Kool-Aid back. - I'm pretty sure in the way man doesn't exist in real life, IRL. - What are you talking about? He lives in walls. - The Kool-Aid man is literally behind one of. He's behind this wall right now waiting to bust through. - Ooh, okay. You just call, I literally hear thunder. - Yeah, anyone else hear that? - Yeah, I think he's busting through. - Okay, everybody else hears that. - He's busting through other walls to get to this. - Oh my God, and all the years, this screams. - Yeah, there's. (laughing) - I saw this meme that the Kool-Aid Instagram account post that were out of the back rooms, and it was just the Kool-Aid man silhouette broken through the back room. - Wait, that's so smart. There's a Kool-Aid Instagram. - Yeah. - There's an everything Instagram. - Yeah, that's like when I first found out websites existed, and I was like, I'm going to Boops.com. - Speaking of which, I would like a dinner with Tom from MySpace. - Thanks for squeezing that in right before he said that. - You're welcome, yeah, Tom from MySpace. - Tom from MySpace. - Who's that? - What? - You've met him. - Yeah, that's true. We actually did meet Tom from MySpace. - Guys, we went to. - You don't know who Tom from MySpace is? - You don't know MySpace Tom. - You don't know Tom Anderson? - You were friends with Tom Anderson. - Baby, I do. - Did you have a MySpace? - Yes. - It's been a long time. - Does this remind you of anything? - Let me see. - Wait, kinda, yes. Wait, kinda. - Imagine a white shirt. - Who was he again? - White shirt, the founder of MySpace. - Yeah. - Yes. - Founder of MySpace. - So when you made a MySpace account, you have your friend's list, Tom was always a friend. - Right, Tom was always a friend. I mean, I haven't had, I don't remember when I even made my MySpace. It was fucking forever ago. - Yeah, probably. - Remember what you didn't want to make one in? 'Cause you were like, I'm a contrarian. - No, I didn't want to make a Facebook. - Oh, no, you didn't want to make my Facebook. - What? Everyone has to make a Facebook. So you can post your drunk photos on it. - Yeah, get drunk. - Oh, I didn't get drunk in ice cream, there. - I didn't get drunk in ice cream. - Yeah, did you? - Oh. (laughing) - Yes, you know. - No, we're not gonna talk about that. (laughing) - Yeah, so, but Tom from MySpace, like he famously, like sold MySpace, and then-- - To do. - Fox. - Was it Fox? - I think it was Fox first, like newscorp. - And it was for like 35 million or something. - Something like that, yeah. - Holy shit. - And then-- - Something that sounded like a lot, but it was actually quite low for a social media Facebook for $2 billion. And that was seen as like such a huge thing. And YouTube sold for like 1.6 billion or something. - Holy shit. - Tom from MySpace sold MySpace, and then he just disappeared, and was like, "I'm just gonna like do photography." - Live his life. - Yeah, he's a photographer now. - And he just takes vacation. - And takes vacation photos. - Yeah, he's great. - I need to follow him now. - You should, he should become friends with him again. - So you wanna go on a date with him? - Sure, yeah, yeah. - Oh, not a date, a dinner. - 'Cause you want photos. - Dinner date. - Okay, dinner, yeah, yeah. - I wanna him to like tell me about the decisions that he made, and-- - Wait, that's a good one. - So we met him one time because we were-- So MySpace was seeing if they could make an exclusive deal with us, and they were gonna, you're gonna eat some spaghetti. - Do it. It's super glue to the, like, set some spaghetti in there. For a second, we were thinking that we were gonna make an exclusive deal with MySpace and not beyond YouTube anymore, but thankfully we decided against it. - Wow, you guys were just going to be on MySpace. - It was like, we were just meeting with people who wanted to meet with us before we signed an exclusive deal with YouTube. - It was fire! - Is it good? - Yeah, she crushed it. - Is it warm? - I don't know if the meatballs are good for you? - Well, look at that. - That. - Hello, yeah. - Are we seeing this? - For anyone listening to the podcast right now, I apologize because you're missing out on the art team set up this plate here where every single thing is glued. - It looks gorgeous. - I'm gonna not chew in front of the microphone. - It's okay, I'll just talk. - Oh, it's actually a hit. - Yeah. - This is good. - He can end gluten free, guys. - I was eating because you were talking, and now you stop talking. - Oh, I hope so. - So now nobody's talking. - So when you're on a date, that's what you're thinking about. When they're talking, that's when you're eating. - It's a good time to eat. You ask him a question, like a question that requires a long response, and then the moment they start talking, you just go around, around, around, around. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I've noticed that you do that. Do you know what I'm just gonna keep down? Do you know what really kind of stresses me out? Just a little bit? Is when you're like on a lunch date or whatever, or with someone, and you're trying to catch up, and they have a beautiful bite in their hand, and they're talking a lot to get. And all you wanna do is say, "Hey, it's okay, we can pause. "You should finish that bite." Do you guys ever feel that anxiety? - Yeah, and sometimes they're holding it for a while, and then they put it down, 'cause they're in the middle, and like they keep holding it, and like not taking a bite, but getting ready, so. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. One time my friend held his burger, and I could just see it getting colder in his hand. I think he held it for like, well maybe he should just like shut up, and like let you talk. - Shut up. - You know, women talk. - Yeah, like women, no, it wasn't even like that. But yeah, anyways, that's my anxiety. Oh, I don't know who I would have, to be honest. I would love to sit down with like Carol Burnett, or Meryl Streep, or. - It's like one of the greats and one of the goats. - Yeah, I don't know. I really don't, that would, that's hard. - It's kind of crazy, but now. - Honestly, Prince. - Oh, Prince. - Nice. - What would we talk about? - Talk about like. - Cool. - Yeah, no, I think Prince. - What's it like being, was he 70, Adventist? - Yeah. - I kind of want to let him know at 1999. and partying in 1999 was really like. - Oh my God, his parties, I'm like, his parties sounded insane. - Yeah. - Okay. - Did you guys ever see the movie Purple Rain? - No. - Is it good? - He made a movie Purple Rain. - He made a whole movie based on the song. - Yes, yes. I thought it was pretty good. - Okay. - I wanna know, but I would feel more - Was he acting in it? - Yes. - Was he, was he acting? - Oh he does, yes. - What's she adding to that? - He seemed pretty good. - He dated somebody in our class. - Oh yeah. - What are you doing? - I don't think we should say one or none, but. - They were in our community college class. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. It was after we hung out with them though, right? Or was it while we were hanging out with the. - Ah. - It was after. - It was after. - God, I love getting you guys on here. - Yeah. - Billet. - Just a tease out. - Yeah. - Are you sure you wouldn't have dinner with Vanessa Lishay? Are you sure? I saw the name go through your head. - Oh Vanessa Lishay would be good. - You know what? I would because I really am not the person who just like can't stand someone without meeting them. - Yeah. - So maybe I should meet her to just see what's really going on. - How can I feel like if you guys were one-on-one having dinner, you would actually vibe. - I kind of agree. - I feel like you can find common ground with anyone. - I can't imagine her separated from Nick Lishay. - Well, no, he's attached to her. - Yeah. - I would be watching in the corner. - Oh, he'd be like this. - He'd be watching. - Do you know Nick? Like, come, come, come, come, come, come. I think I would be able to understand where she's coming from. And maybe I would feel really bad or not. Probably not. - I don't think you would feel bad. I don't think you would have to feel bad, but I do feel like you would be able to vibe with her. - I want to have dinner with people just. I could have dinner with someone, even if I didn't enjoy them, because I'm so interested in how their brain works. - Who's the worst person that you would have dinner with? - Oh my God. - Worst? - Yeah. - Worst person. - Trump. - You would have dinner with-- - Oh, you would have worse than you would. - Oh, worst person that I would have dinner with. - You would. - I don't know, guys. This is hard. - So you could look at him right there. - Ian, no, Ian, I've had dinner with Ian a million times. Ian's great to have dinner with. He loves trying things. - Trying new food? - I really don't know, worst. - That's such a hard question. - I really don't know. - Okay. - Let me come back to that, 'cause I can't think. Question, if you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30-year-old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you want? Ooh, cutting. Okay, so if you were able to live to the age of 90-- - Yeah. - And you could have the mind or the body of a 30-year-old for the last 60 years of your life. - Oh, I think it's easy. Body of a 30-year-old. Because your mind is always, I'm not gonna have the same, I've already grown so much in the past eight years since I've been 30. If I was stuck in a 30-year-old mind. - So right. - 'Cause also, there's been research I've shown, like elderly people are on average happier. - 'Cause their mind is free. - Yeah, and I think also like you just kind of like, forget a lot of the bad things that have maybe happened in your-- - Or your mind. - And an hardship makes you grow, it makes you perceive that it makes you appreciate things. - And I feel like when you're in your 30s, you have a lot of like, what am I doing? What am I doing? - When I was 30, I was a mess. I was in a relationship I wasn't happy with. I was doing work I wasn't happy with. I was emotionally very insecure. - Yeah. - So like maybe cognitively, you would be slower, but like, if you got the arrest six years, - Yeah, I mean 'cause like so many people, like when they, I mean at least in America, like it's that kind of like ironic thing where like people like work themselves the death so that they can like retire and then finally live their life. And then a lot of people, they retire and then they're like, oh, actually like traveling doesn't like really work for me. 'Cause their body is exhausted from them working themselves the death. - Yeah, yeah, things don't work like they used to. - Yeah. - I also think there's this idea that your body and mind start like degrading after 30 or something. - I mean, make your body do. - But I'm in better shape than I was. Now than I was in my 30s. I think it just as a matter of how much do you use your body? What are you doing with your body? How much are you just sitting in a chair all day, right? I think that's what I was catching up with you. - I think also for women too, like we go through all these spaces of hormones and menopause and all that. So it's always changing. So like, maybe missing menopause sounds awesome to me. - Oh. - I mean, I don't know what it's like. - Periods for life, maybe. - I've only heard about it. But, period for life, baby. But yeah, I would say body. - Yeah, yeah. I think that like unanimous body. - Like your mind does deteriorate past certain point, but I think that's partially attributed to not stretching it, not constantly thinking and problem solving and like pushing yourself outside of your comfort zone. I think it's just once you reach a certain age, a lot of people are like, you know what, I'm done pushing myself outside of my comfort zone. And therefore, you know, all of them starts to atrophy. - And maybe they're like, maybe at that age, they're doing some releasing and forgiving, maybe. Maybe I will release and releasing and forgiving. So their brain can actually like, not have so much backup on it. - I think you should be doing that. All of your life, always releasing and forgiving. Like it started now, so you don't get trapped with that as the only thing you can do by that room. - Completely agree. - I completely agree. - Great. - Great. - Cool. - Moving on, boys. Do you guys like boys or guys or men? - Men. - No, no, pop up, men. - So I saw this funny clip of this girl, like cheering for, I forget what soccer team it was. She was like, woo, let's go boys. And there's a super insecure guy sitting in front of her and he turns around and he goes, man. - What? - Yeah, I saw it. - Come on. - That's so funny. - That's so dumb. Boys is fun. Also, I know people are like, I hate to be called girls, but sometimes it's like, it depends on the person. - So why you say females? - I don't even know females. - I don't know. - Hey females. - Hey females. - Hey females. - That feels so like animalistic. - Yeah, no, no. - When someone's like, hey girls, come on girls. I feel like it's like a soccer coach vibe, like a female gym teacher. - Yeah. - Come on girls, get in here girls. - I think it really has to do with intention. - Of course, if it's like, hey boys over here, the girls don't be picking up anything. - Yeah. - It's heavy guys. - Yeah. - I prefer the term young gentleman for me. - Okay, I got you. Do you want Papa and young gentlemen? - Yes. - Okay. - I prefer a young man. - Oh, you like young man. - Young man. - Young man. - Actually, I was called Iho by this Spanish woman. - Oh, man. - It feels so endearing. - I'm like. - Dude, when a woman calls you Iho. - Yeah. - In LA. - Iho? - Iho. - Iho. - Oh shit, I said Iho. Wait, what's Iho? That's a word too. - Iho is uncle, right? - I think it works either way. - Oh shit. Okay, you know you're right, it was meho. It was meho. It's meho. When somebody calls you meho, you're like, fuck yeah, dude. - I love that. - I said it's here, it was like. - That's really sweet. - That's me, meho. - So we'll be calling you that. - Thank you. - Was that at a burrito place? - No, that's where I got called it. - Oh. - Oh. - No, it's trying to pay for a parking. - Okay. Okay, yeah. - Wait, maybe I, wait, was this a little Tokyo? - I don't know, okay. - You guys, they're probably multiple people. - There's lots of women calling you guys meho's out there. - But I love that you're gonna try to find the one. This episode of Smoshmouth, it's sponsored by DripDrop. It has been such a hot summer. - Yeah, when they say California's a desert, they were lying. - And I feel like water isn't cutting it to keep me hydrated, which is why I've been using DripDrop. DripDrop uses science-based formulas for rapid hydration. So you feel results fast while getting three times the electrolytes of leading sports drinks. It's proven fast hydration. 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If you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be? - Quality or ability. - And can the ability be like-- - Super natural. - Super cool. - Yeah, Selena says yes, so that means yes. - But if we go super natural, then there's like, then there's just like ridiculous shit. Like, I'm gonna fly. - Well, is that what you want, Ann? Papa? - I mean, why would-- - I mean, that would be pretty dope. - I think flying would be great. I'd rather be able to breathe underwater. - Ooh, that's good. - Yeah, but that's so-- - How much less useful? - Why? - Well, there's 70% of the earth is covered in water. - How often are you around water, Amanda? Not often because you can't breathe in it. - Not often because you can't breathe in it. - And guess what, they have apparatuses. You know this because you scuba. - Yeah, that's true. - They have apparatuses where you can breathe underwater. They don't have apparatuses where you can just walk outside your house and go whoosh and fly. - Well, aren't you afraid, wouldn't you have to be part of like air traffic control? - What? - They won't catch me. - Plains. - Oh, helicopters. - Helicopters, flight. What if there's someone else who made this wish? - No, you're right, you're right. - Yeah, and you're flying so fast and Anthony's coming in. - There's a lot of air traffic out there. - You're traffic out there. - Register with the FAA. - Yeah. - If it's very funny if you're registering with the FAA for your flight ability. - Yeah, fine. - They probably wouldn't allow you to fly. Because you can't just fly a helicopter to your house and get out of the helicopter, you know? - I think you would have to do this all. - You'd have to go to a designated class. - I think that you would be doing it against the law and you'd be afraid of the law the whole time with your ability. - Well, I'd be afraid that I'd smack into something. Okay, so is yours flying? - Well, now you maybe think more about the legality. - And that's what it is being on a date. You know what I'm saying? - Yeah. - They really make you think. I know mine. To learn any language as fast as possible. - That's good. - That's good. - Any language of multiple language, 'cause I'm currently right now learning Russian. - Yeah. - Stole? - Stole. I've only had two classes, so. - Stole. - What? - It's what. - Stole. - Stole? - Okay. - I don't know. - We're learning like, you know, hard consonants and vowels and how it's spelled and how it looks currently. - Boy, oh boy. - Do you know "sucha"? - Yeah, I do. I drive with my husband a lot. (laughs) - So he's just screaming that all the time? - A lot. - Sucha! - Was that mean asshole? Idiot? - Yeah. - Is that mean no? - Or what? - It's like yelling "puta". - Or bitch. - Okay, okay. - What's your ability? - Yeah. To always feel like I'm enough. - Aw, look at that. Cheers, you guys. Cheers, you guys. - Yeah, man. - Okay, he's just gonna cheer you. Guys, what I was saying earlier, doesn't this look like a Catholic display? - Yeah, we're on a date with a Catholic company. - Oh boy. - We're on a date with God right now. - After every video, we say God bless. (laughs) - And we do a prayer, confession booth that I set in and I just wait for people to come in. - It's just you in there? - It's just me in there. - That wouldn't be right. - You can know who's in the box, right? - Not usually. - No, it's not. - So you take down the thing and then it's like a, like in every horror movie, that's what it looks like. - Yeah, but you know who that is. - I haven't confessed for my sins since I was young, so. - What did you use to confess for? - Yeah. - Oh, you. - I had to. - No, not why, what did you do? - Oh, I would be like, if I gave up meat for lente or if I gave up sugar for lente or if I drink whatever, or if I lied or something. - And would you always be honest in there? - Yeah, because I was a little bit superstitious. Like I thought if I wasn't honest, like something bad would happen to me. - Well, that's what the whole point of it is, is to feed on your superstition. But during lente, when you'd give up lente, it was like, you're supposed to give up something that means something to cheat, you know. I'd always kind of cheat a little bit. I would give up something that, like I was like, - And then you'd confess. - I don't care about that. - Would you confess like? - Yeah. - Would you, you saw you would cheat and you would confess, oh, I ate that thing that I set up to give up? - Yes, yes, or I lied to my mom about this thing. - Would you ever confess for swearing? - No. - Oh. - No, never. - Is that a sin or not? - Maybe you say God is a sin. - It is a sin. - It is a sin. - Would you say that? - Yeah, God damn it was no. I really wouldn't. I still kind of don't. - To gosh dang it. - Yeah. - I don't say that either. - But I did not love confession. - Davenabit. - I did not love confession. - I can't imagine it. - I don't think anybody would. - I can't imagine it as a kid going in there. - I think some people really do. They rely on it. It feels really good. They feel like release. - It's like talk therapy. It's like the first talk therapy. - Exactly. - I'd probably feel really good if I liked to commit a lot of sins. And then I could just wash it away. I'm like, you know what? Is tattooing committing a sin in the Old Testament? - You've committed a lot of sins. - A lot of sins have been had. - Yeah, I don't think you're. - It's not just tattoos. - I think Old Testament's like you can't like mark yours. - Let it all out. - Yeah. - I think you should go to confession. - Yeah, I need to go. - You go to confession. - I'll be there. - Did we figure out your ability? You wanted to fly. - You wanted to fly. - Yeah. - He'll deal with the. - You want to be enough. And I can't wait for that to happen. - Yeah, thank you. - Anthony, to me you are enough. But you have to really believe it. - Think about it. - Your two life always confident and happy and just chilling and vibing. - Okay, I know what I want. - So what I want. - It's what I want. - The ability to bring back our boy. - Our rhombé. - Our rhombé. - How did you know I was gonna say that? - You started to say that. - You started to say it. - I've been looking right at it. - Are you just looking around the room at things and naming them? - I want to become a light bulb. (laughing) - Okay. - I want to become a tombstone. - Let's get the check. This guy is awesome. - I've eaten two of my meatballs. - Good job, Anthony. - I ate half of one. - I think it's tasty. - You guys need to eat your meatballs. - You know what? Okay, I'll eat my meatballs. - Eat your bowls. - And while you're doing that, I have a question. - Yeah. - Ooh. Is there something that you've dreamed of doing for a long time? - Why haven't you done it? - Damn. - That's written on here. - Damn. - There's, so imagine asking this on a date. Is there something you dreamed of doing for a long time? - That's a good question. - I have a great answer. I have dreamed of having like a really beautiful cabin, like a frame cabin, lots of glass in the middle of like a Pacific Northwest forest, lots of moss, nearest dream, and also I wanna have a painting studio, and I wanna have a natural pond that you could swim in, but it's like a naturally like environmentally friendly and sustainable. - Coifish. - Coifish, lots of fish in there. - That sounds incredible. - Attracting the local frogs. - I feel like you could have that. - I could, but I think that my time in LA, I need to focus a lot more time right here. - So you're thinking like, what about Mendocino County? - I don't know. - Or like Oregon or Seattle. - Yeah, I feel like there's lots of options. - Could you do like one of the islands in Seattle? - I mean, I don't wanna have to take a sea planet or a ferry all the time. - The ferry just, they are really easy. - They're really great. It just tax on a little bit of extra time. - Okay, no ferry, no ferry. No ferry, don't bring it up. - Don't bring it up. - Yeah, don't bring it up, it's traumatizing for me. - That dream sounds wonderful. - And why haven't I done it? I just feel like I need to spend more time in LA focusing on all of this. I think eventually I'll have that. - That makes sense. - Yeah. - Ian? - I've done everything I wanna do. - Wow, really? - So if you died today. - I'm ready for death. - If you died today, would you-- - You can say that. - I'm welcome. - Now I'm getting superstitious graphic stuff again. - Like if you were decaptid and you had three seconds in the-- - Wow. - What would you say? - On this table? Not on this table. - If I was about to be decaptid. - No, you were already decaptid. - And you had three seconds of consciousness left. - I was left. - I go holy fuck, I get into capital. - Well-- - No, he'd go-- - There'd be no air. - Boy man, what? - There'd be no air. - Okay. - So you would just be able to lip something. - Oh my God, this cell. - I go-- - I go-- (laughing) - You are, you are, you really are that fucking dude. - You're kind of thinking about how freaky that'd be. - Okay, so for those of you who are listening, I just, I, I, I flicked my tongue salaciously. - Very thin, his tongue went with like a big fat tongue. - But think about like all the people that are there to watch me get decaptid. Shads burned into their mind. - Me going-- (laughing) - Is your head rolling? I mean, um, no, no, no. - No, where it's going like. - Yeah. - Oh my God, when I was younger, I heard this myth that horrified me that there was some scientist, and this is probably all, definitely all made up. - This is a French revolution thing where they chopped up his head and tried to blink. - Yeah. - So it seemed like many times he could blink. - Yeah, yeah. - You guys know each other? - Yeah. - Okay, what is it, tell me. - There was like something that wanted it real. - There was this thing, as I heard as a kid, it was like someone was guillotineed and they wanted to know it so they were blinking to see how long consciousness would remain in the head, how long they could continue to blink after decapitation. And that just horrified me at the thought of being like, well, I'm dead, gonna do this. It's a science experiment. It was just terrifying to me. - Is that not possible? - I'm sure it's possible, but it's, I doubt someone did. - I think it's like kind of a myth. - I think it's a myth. - Yeah. - I don't know this, or imagine a game of Thrones scene. I think it's just going to hit. - Yeah, Sean Beans character. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Spoiler alert, just kidding, that show is very old. Whoa, that's very funny. Yeah, why haven't you done it? - Never mind. - Never mind. - Which one thing I wanted to do, like actually-- - On their house we like, it cliff jump. - Yeah, like a core car. - A cool, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's your-- - I'm trying to think beyond material things. - Name a pretty way, but I suppose like, you know, a Ferrari 550, the gated six-speed V12, yeah, of course. - I would probably do that. It's a reasonably affordable Ferrari, but it's still a Ferrari. - This is your dream. - Affordable to who? - This is your dream, if you want something like that, you can have it. - Well, you know what, take a loan out. - It's very expensive stuff. - You just said it was affordable. - Well, it's affordable by Ferrari standards. - You would be worried about how affordable it is when it's a dream. - If you're buying a Ferrari, you gotta worry about the reliability, okay? 'Cause like, you can't get like a 355, because those are the ones that I'm going to be using. these things are complete nightmares. - I know cars are cool, but I just can't imagine that. - But the 550, that was the last Ferrari that was front engine, rear wheel drive, V12, gated six speed. Now some of the later Ferrari, they did bring out like a gated six speed of like a special option, but I believe the 550 or maybe the 575, no, the 575 had-- - And this data's going really well. - The F1 data's going so well. - So the 550 with a gated six speed, because every car enthusiast at some point in their life should drive a V12, six speed. - This was our biggest, I think this was Ian and my biggest difference. - Wow. - Did you-- - Really? Did you make it through that? - I passed out. - I think that was our biggest difference in growing up, is that Ian got into cars. - Yeah. - And you got into nature. - Well, I got really into like metal music and I mean, Ian was a little bit, but you got into cars. - I just downloaded whatever music you downloaded, I would just put on my-- - Do you still, 'cause yeah, I just duplicated my iPod track? - You took his music. - Yeah. - He had me load his iPod into my iTunes and he got-- - Did he ever tell people other than you, like, oh my God, I just discovered this new artist who was really cool at each piece. - No, I never heard Ian say he discovered a band. - I just don't. (laughing) - I don't think I've ever discovered a band. - But you were into the music and you went to the shows of being. - Of course, yeah. - 'Cause you actually liked it as your show up as my friend. - No, I liked the music, but I just wasn't going to put in the effort to like discover a music, you know? - Wow. - I mean, I remember we went to that like, one of those earliest under oath shows and you were super into it. - Of course, I loved under oath. - Yeah. - Yeah. We never saw a data remember together though, did we? No, we didn't. But that was one of your favorite bands. - I mean, it's-- - A data remember was one of your favorites? - Yeah, I don't know if it was ever like my favorite, but it was always favorites. - I mean, he just told you that. - It was like whenever you need to like wake up. - Yeah, like really rock out. - Are those both metal bands? - Oh, kind of in the, the screen. - Post-hardcore. - You could say screamo, but Spencer does not like, under oath lead singer does not like, the word screamo. - Oh. - I interviewed him on top. - Oh, really? - He's like, I don't like that word. - It's too bad. - I don't know, 'cause it's like a, it's like slang for the post-hardcore. - Because what they do is actually incredible. - Yeah, it's super. - They're like singing to such a high level without fucking up their voice. - Yeah, exactly. Being able to scream through like singing melodically while also screaming and being able to do that continuously on stage, it's crazy. - Okay, wow. - It didn't remember as more like bro, bro. I would say it's brocore. - Brocore. - I haven't heard of them. - It's like pop punk brocore. - Yeah. - I feel like back in the day it was like a Venge 7fold ICP. - What? ICP is a different world. - Okay, so have you ever heard that song? - So, it's like, it goes like, "Just respect your sororow, dicks, da-da-da-da-da." - Oh. - Oh, okay, well there's a meme based on that. - No. - ICP is a crazy pull. - ICP is St. Clampossi, a Venge 7fold, and then I got really into like fucking dashboard confession. - Oh, I loved that. - I really loved Metallica. - I loved Metallica. - Yeah, okay. - You were in a Venge 7fold? - Yeah. - Whoa, I can get out of next bro. - I can't imagine he listening to a Venge 7fold. - A long time ago. - I could see that. - Yeah. - I just can't imagine he listening to heavy music for some reason. - 'Cause a Venge was like, it was a mix there. - Honey, I have many lives. - Damn. - And then I was obsessed with going to work for a tour. - You once ad warped? - Yes. - Who did you go see? Do you remember? - Did you have checkered vans? - No, but I had a black star set about. I definitely, I don't know if I had vans. I was really into it. - Yeah, warped was back. - It's funny. I heard that. - It was just the other day in Long Beach. - Whoa. - Yeah. - Who's playing in it? - I mean, a lot of big vans that were big then, but I mean, I didn't go so I don't know the full band list, but it's a lot of modern vans. - So when I went, it was a long fucking time. - It's like a scene is coming back in a lot of ways. - I mean, of course I like some great day. - It's like back then, Blink-Win-A-2, and stuff like a U. - Blink-Win-A-2. - So it's probably playing in yellow card. - Yellow card. - I don't think they're now. - No, I don't know if yellow card is doing anything. - Yeah, probably not. - But what's the U-Dat? - Who? - Where are they? - Where are they? - Oh yeah, the U-D. Joe, it's interesting as I'm listening to these, I don't know why, but I started, I was listening to Paramore Radio, 'cause I love Paramore. - Yeah, fuck yeah. - But a lot of, I don't know how I got to this playlist of like old school, that I was like holy shit, death cap for cutie, for all these old songs that I was like obsessed with back in the day. - I'm gonna look at the full song tour. 'Cause it's classic, it's, this is gonna fuck you up. - Who? - It's classic music now. Like classic rock music. - Oh, it is, huh. - Okay, get this, so. - Like the classic rock stations are now playing the music that I'm playing. - Oh my, my husband's sister is young. She's like 17, and she's like, oh my God, I've heard the song 3/11, Amber. - That's one of the classic, oh my God. - What? - And also I was obsessed with Incubus. - Incubus, oh I loved Incubus too. - Are you kidding me? - I was obsessed with Incubus too. - And I loved, did you like, we like, we like, we like. - I loved Weezer, I wasn't like obsessed. - Okay. - I also was obsessed with, I loved who was stank. Well, the reason is like they're, they're song that people were obsessed with. - Jimmy World was kind of headlining it. - Jimmy World, wait, who am I thinking of? - All-time low, Papa Roach, sleeping with science. - Good job, Suey. - Oh, yeah, system of it. - Yeah, system of it out. - Oh yeah, system of it out. - I actually, Ariel's is such a good karaoke song. I think I need to do that as a karaoke song. - Oh, under oath was there, and the use was there. - Really? - Taking back Sunday? - Taking back Sunday, yep. - Sleeping with science. - Oh, these are people that played War of Tourism. - Simple plan. - Yeah, just last weekend. - Simple plan. - Finished there? - Yeah, Papa Roach, plain white teas, motion city soundtrack, gift pass heroes. - Do you clap heroes? - All-time low, Boeing for Superflogging Molly. - Boeing for Superflogging Molly. - Yeah. - 1985? - Did you? - What's their song? - I mean, every time I listen, every time I listen. - I promise to listen to Flogging Molly. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But they still do. - Oh, yeah. - No, they listen to it all the time. It plays at Fenway all the time. - Okay, yeah. - Flogging Molly, dropkick Murphy's. Dropkick Murphy's is obvious. - Yeah. - Warped his back, baby. - Well, we're getting off top. - But now I'm like, I wanna go on a date with you. - Now I'm like, let's fucking go. - Yeah. - And how would we get there? Decapitation. Okay. - Uh, something fun to say. - And he went, oh, little, little, little. - Decapitation. - Wait, this is crazy. It's crazy that we're talking about this 'cause I'm re-listing to that music. And I will say, dash for it. I'm like, I don't know if they hold up. - I don't know if they hold up. - I don't know if they sell. - I also, I'm obsessed with that. - I was on the dashboard in the Spider-Man 2 soundtrack. - Oh, yeah. - Really? - Evan Essence still hit, well, I really know a couple of some of them. - I love Evan Essence. - Yeah, they're really good. Breaking Benjamin, remember though. - Fuck yeah. - You were a superhero. - Halo a few soundtrack. - Yeah. - I think that was one band that you were like way more into than I was. - Breaking Benjamin never. - It was kinda butt rock. - Yeah. - Oh really? - Okay. - But they had a track on the Halo 2 game. - Whoa. - And Incubus. - Yeah. - That man is the hottest man in the entire world. I'm sorry. - What's his name again? - Brandon, something. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh. - And then he came out with a song "Dig," I remember when I was in college and I was like addicted to that song. - Incubus is so good. - So good. - I felt so many feelings. - Also, I love Fiona Apple. - Okay. - Do you ever listen to Deftones? Sorry. - Yeah. - Yeah, so this is a Deftones. - Oh, they're hitting out. - Jenzie loves him now too, Evan. - Yeah, it's crazy. - That's everything Jenzie's loving all this music. - Yeah, yeah, it's coming back in a big way. - This episode of Smoshmouth is sponsored by Seek Geek. - Oh, I've been so bored. - Okay, I guess I'm chopped liver over here. - No, I mean, I need to do something like gets me out of the house. - Okay, well, you should check out Seek Geek. Seek Geek is the number one rated ticketing app with more than 70,000 events. You can see a concert. Go to a festival. They even have sporting events. - Hey. - Amanda, that's a great idea. I think I'll go see a concert. - Oh, you should. I mean, I'm planning on going to see Noah Khan. Obviously, East Coast, if you wanna come. I'm a huge fan and tickets are still available on Seek Geek. And Seek Geek tickets are rated on a scale of one to 10, which helps you see if you're getting a good deal. - Oh, I'm really sorry. I am busy on that day. - I didn't give you a day. - Anyways, I am so excited. Do you seek Geek? - Great, concert season is here to make it even better. You can use code Smosh10 for 10% off your Seek Geek tickets. That's 10% off tickets with promo code Smosh10. Make sure you click the link in the description to download the app and have the code automatically added to your account so you can use it later. Thank you, Seek Geek, now back to the show. - I wish I wasn't busy that day, but you know, it's just, it's just how it is. - You know what? I don't want you to come. - What? - I'll bring Angela. - What? - She's awesome and fun and sings. - What? - You can't sing. Okay. - Okay. - What does friendship mean to you guys? - Oh! - This is cute. Because this is Smosh's, have you guys answered this a lot? Like when people are like, oh, friendship always wins. - Honestly, I don't know if we've ever answered it in like an earnest way. - Yeah. - Cute. - Okay. - And I'm not going to. - In an earnest Hemingway. - It's a newbie, you've been. - I've gotta keep it a newbie history. - It's, I'd say friendship is the ability to fuel like you don't have to wear a mask around someone. You don't have to show up any certain way. You get to be completely natural. Natural yourself, you don't feel judged. - Yes. - If you're understood and you get to be vulnerable and have a laugh and not take life too seriously. - But you can also take life seriously and get into deeper topics when the time is right, but you need that balance. - I think you need both. You need someone that you could cry with and laugh with. It's like a really good comedy drama movie where you can cry and laugh in the same kind of breath. - And I feel like that is kind of what we're doing here at Smosh, you know, with our comedy rooted in friendship because like over. For the five different channels that we have, I feel like you get a little bit of an opportunity to express different parts of friendship in all those ways. Even over on a like, like being able to have those deeper conversations, be curious and learn together. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like your episode with. Oh, Deep Sea Experts. The Deep Sea Experts and Angela, that was amazing. There are fish that they, one of the fishes say it's all women and there's no male fish in the group. Oh, yeah. We go together in a circle, open their mouths, whenever it has the biggest mouth transitions into a male. Yep. Yep. And then they meet with them and then they meet with that one. And then they meet with that one. Why can't we do that? Yeah. We go. We're not incredible fish. We do have the biggest mouth. It's small. Me. Is it? Yeah. Can you get this microphone in your mouth? I don't know. I don't know, but if you want to try, that's a great day. That's the end of the day, guys. Okay. Hey Ian. Okay. What does friendship mean to you? I come, we, and you didn't, no, don't. Please don't. Please don't. Don't what? I have an answer for friendship. You were trying to get her to put her mouth on the floor. No, I, I, I, I don't want her to. Absolutely not. Because I know the internet. It's her face. You want to pay for that. Yeah. Okay. You don't have to pay to watch me do it. Yeah. You guys want to see it? I am zero shame. We'll give it for free. I mean, there's been so much Photoshop that has already happened. We've seen everything. Yeah. We don't need to talk about it. I don't like that. Yeah. What does friendship do to me? Yeah. Give me your most clean answer. Oh. Say the first thing they came to your mind, and it was censored if we have to. I know that you, some of you said this came to your mind, didn't have to do with balls. Just censored his whole face. Yeah. Did it have to do with balls? No. Okay. I saw all of it in your face whenever you think about joke that has the word balls in it. Different. Wow. I love how well you guys know each other. It's actually fucking awesome. I want to do the. Don't touch the table. I'm back here. Are you trying to distract? Are you trying to distract from answering this? It's a shame. I don't know. His hair about us. Friendship. Friendship is, um, I don't even want to do my joke anymore. Why? You took too long. It's too long. And now it's dead. Um, I like what Anthony said. God. This is like you sharing his, taking his playlist or sharing his playlist. Okay. Friendship to me now as an adult is very reciprocal. That's what I want to say. Okay. It's very. Is it not reciprocal at one point? I think sometimes friendships can, I have really, really solid friends, but I think sometimes when you're like moving fast, especially in this industry, you, you don't realize it's not reciprocal until like it's too late. Okay. I have an answer. But reciprocal. Okay. So I, I've told a few people about this, but um, my friend put it in a really good way, especially because like L.A. is like, like, we're all in the industry. So like, a lot of friendships, how there, there is sometimes a transactional aspect to it. Yes. And you can't really get around that because it's like, we all work in the entertainment industry in some way. And so like, you become friends with somebody, maybe they're a creator, maybe they, they're an actor. And there is always kind of this like part in the back of your head that's like, are they friends with me because they enjoy spending time with me or, or do they, or do they want something? Right. And I think it's also okay to have relationships like that, but you can't be, you can't always be completely vulnerable to those people. Yeah. So my friend put it in a really good way because, uh, she's a stunt driver. So like, we have no, like, there's no, like, competition, overlap. And she's like, I want my friends to be as useless to me as possible. Yeah. Like, I can't get anything from them. They can't get anything from me. We just want to spend time with each other. That's true. And like the only thing keeping us together is because we want to be around each other. Nothing. Yes. Like, I'm not staying in this relationship because you have like a beach house and I really want to go to your beach house or you have, or you have like a dad that, uh, owns an airplane or your friends with like this person that I'm trying to meet. Mm-hmm. But does that extend to like, you really being there for them when they need help, like watching their dog or, yeah, of course, that still works. That doesn't like fall in the useless category. No, no, no, because that's just, that's just doing things for your friends. Then I, then I do agree with that. Yeah. Something is more so just like, you can't use each other for things. For things. It feels a little bit more like transactional almost. Well, that's what I meant by reciprocal. It's not that I've had a bunch of non-reciprocal relationships, but I mean, even just like, you know, not just physically, but like mentally, right? When you, when you do feel like you're, you're giving advice to someone constantly and it, it's almost like, you don't know where that advice is going. Or they, they always call you for an emergency or do you know what I'm saying? Like, you do reciprocal in a way of like, you might be giving more to that person than they're giving back to you. Yeah. Okay. And, and it's not like, oh, every time I'm going through something, you have to also take care of me and, and vice versa. But it's also like, I think for me, the best test of a good friendship is I don't leave feeling super drained. Yeah. Can we talk about this? Yeah. Yeah. We were, when we were walking in Montreal, we were talking about how, well, I'll just say it through my lens. And that's, when I was younger, I never really, like, there were periods in my life where I would not hang out with many people and I was like, oh, I guess I'm introverted. And then there'd be other periods in my life where I'd be like, oh, I hang out with people all the time. And I feel fulfilled after hanging out with these people. And like, as I've gotten older, I've definitely identified like, well, I guess I'm introverted. And I think the thing is that when you find people you could hang out with that you, where you don't have to show up as any way, you don't feel like there's an expectation for you to be a certain way. You get to just exist. Yeah. An expectation of you or like, pressure on you to be any certain way. Like I said, the mask, you don't have to wear that mask. You just be, then you feel more uplifted after hanging out with these people. You feel more, more, your cup is full, your cup is full. I think we were all talking about that. Yeah. Because I was saying, like, was that when we went for a walk through the university? That was awesome. That was awesome. Because when we, sometimes when people think they're introverted, maybe, maybe, you know, their friends just, like, you said that I actually loved that because it's true. Yeah. And it's like, if you are like hanging out with these people that drain you that are always like, maybe always like taking, taking, taking, taking, or they're just like not, like, you can't relax. You can't let your guard down. Yeah. Like, you always feel like you have to show up as somebody. Yeah. Maybe they're just not the right people. They're not the right friends for you. But also in addition to that, I think sometimes you can be hanging around the right people who you can get comfortable with, but you never allow yourself to get comfortable. I feel like a lot of times I hang out with people who maybe are really chill, cool people, but I feel like I need to be entertaining and I need to fill the gaps in our conversation. I can't look awkward. And it's like, then I'm feeling drained, even hanging out with really cool chill people. Well, that's like also, yeah, that's like also the industry that you're into. Yeah. And also been an issue for me is a lot of people have, you know, throughout the years, expected something of me or I felt like I needed to fulfill something or like, be as cool as they thought that I was and then I never get to feel, I never feel like I can just be. Right. I think that's another thing a friendship is like the safety to show up exactly how you need to be in that moment. Yeah. Like I think some people are like, I'm going through this really hard time, but I'm fine I'm here. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to be a burden. I've definitely done that. Yeah. Oh, I've definitely done that. We talked about that a lot. Yeah, we talked about that a lot. And then I think since I've had my son, it's like I don't, I, the filter is gone. Yeah. Like I don't have that barrier anymore. Yeah. And that's why I really, I mean, I love hanging out with all the cast and the crew that went with us on the final leg of the tour in Boston and Montreal because I felt like I was able to hang out with you all in a capacity where I was able to just exist and show up as the boss figure that has, it's like, it's so weird because when, when he and I came back in and acquired Smosh and we were able to own in is independent. Everything. I was like, I thought that it was going to feel like we were all just like coming in this together, but there is a little level of like, you were the, you're the owner and co-founders. Yes. And I, I think I kind of place it on myself like, oh, and they expect things something from me. And I need to show up in this way and it's like, I kind of have felt like a little bit of tension of like, okay, I need to be this thing. And I need to be perfect and I can't be a bird. I can't let them know. I'm going through issues. I have to be the figure that they look to, you know, but it's more like what's funny is, I mean, that's just how we were taught in society. A role. You guys have a role. Yeah. It's like, no, you're placed in the hierarchy. You're Smosh daddies. You're bosses. So we're almost like following your lead. So we're not going to take the next step ahead without your lead. Right. So do you, does that make sense? Yeah. And I felt like I started like being more vulnerable and opening up and like, oh, I'm getting to just like actually just chill here. So then I feel like everyone was able to match that back at me. Well, yeah. When we were in the city, I felt like I felt very free and there was like, I didn't realize how much of that dynamic was only created because of a story in my own head of needing to show up in certain. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. You don't need to do that because in fact, we understand you better when you show up just like, hey, how's it going? And I felt rejuvenated after hanging out with you guys because I was able to show up exactly as I am. But oftentimes I feel like I need to show up in a certain way. And then I'm like trained afterward. I'm like, oh my god. I like. was at work all day, and it feels like I was working, even though I was just hanging out with people who I like, does that make sense? Because then when you're showing up like, which I totally get, it's your role, I get it. But when you're showing up like that, that sets the tone, and then we show up like, oh right, we're working for you. So we're going to-- Like all you can do is manage that. We're gonna talk about work, and we're gonna be, we're not really gonna get too much in our personal life, 'cause we don't want you to feel like that's a burden on work. I feel like I was afraid to get into personal life stuff because that meant that I would have to be vulnerable and talk about me going through stuff, but I'm like, you don't want to hear about me going through stuff, 'cause then that makes you seem like maybe I don't have shit figured out, and maybe I can't operate from this level or something. But yeah, that's part of why when Smosh came back from the ruins of Defi, and I took on the position of president, that's part of the reason why those first few years were so rough for me. - You probably felt so burnt out from feeling like you had to show up as this figure that had everything figured out and everything under control. Like, you know, when you don't want to be the burden in the room, you don't want to feel like people have to take care of you. I was gonna say by that time, people were asking if you were okay. - Yeah. - Oh, I see. - But you were like, everything's fine? Everything's fine? - Yeah. - Well, it's kind of like if you turn to someone then it does show this maybe back then, maybe it showed this facade of like, oh, he's not doing well, oh shit, like everything's going to shit, like blah, blah, blah, blah. Which is, I think a very societal thing. I don't know, I think what we do is a little bit different. Like, you actually have to be a little bit more connected and more level and more grounded. But I'm sure during that time you needed to maybe, I mean, I wasn't there. - Yeah, I mean, I just felt like I needed to be more of like, I don't know, I just didn't have that position before. And so I felt like I had to show up in a certain way and like be an example and like hold on to a lot of stuff. Because there were things that I couldn't tell people. - Right. - Yeah, right. - You couldn't talk about your struggles vulnerable with everyone because you needed to be the leader. - That's so hard. - Yeah, and I didn't want to be like a burden. - And I know it was hard. - 'Cause I knew other people had like stuff going on. - Bigger things. - I know that it was hard for you because in the defy days there was this like company that was above us. So it felt like everyone couldn't get you in high. - All our shit on them be like, they're the problem. - Yeah, and we were able to meet the cast from a similar position and we were like, hey, we're all in this together. You know, the company is the thing that's above us. But now that we're an independent company and we are the company, there can sometimes feel like there's that gap between us. So I think that this trip, I was only able to hang out with a handful of the casting crew but I felt like I was able to finally be like, oh, I'm just chilling here as a human, not as like this position. - It was so nice for me too because how I operate, if I'm working with someone, even if you guys are the bosses, it's way easier for me to understand who you guys are. You're motivations, you're thoughts. And I'd rather have you show up like, shit, I'm having a hard day today. I'd rather that because I can understand why that would make maybe people feel weird or you would be like, oh, I can't show that side. But for me personally, I'd prefer that because then I go, oh, I'm not afraid to come to you guys for like work things. But also like, I don't always wanna talk about work. - Yeah. - And when we were traveling in a new city, like we had so many other things to talk about. And that was just nice, like we got to just like exist. And that, and I do think maybe those societal things are changing, but I think forever in our world, I mean, the boss is the boss. And it's like, there is that societal thing of like, don't mesh with your coworkers. - Yeah, it almost like takes away the humanity. - Yeah. - From people in that position, or at least like, I feel like, oh, I have to be this thing that's separate. - Yeah. - And it felt really nice that one day, the first day in Montreal, I wasn't actually in the show. And I was like, who think, 'cause that day I woke up and there was like this feeling that I had. I just felt like so. - Yes. - I don't know what it was, drained or sad or something. I came out for a couple bits during the update moments, but I was just feeling so weird about it. I was like, am I even gonna go tonight? You know, to, I ended up going and showing up, and I'm glad I did. And then afterward, we had this conversation. I was like, damn, I just felt so drained, like sad. Almost depressed today for, I couldn't identify why. It was hard for me to even get out and come here, but I'm glad I did. 'Cause you can't get a blizzard or dary queen. - That's really well. - You were so fucked up about. - Yeah. - You saw me, you saw me enjoying that blizzard. - Easy. - Yeah, man. - You're like, I saw it, and I was like. - Fuck. - I was like, you saw me eating that between me and happiness right now? - Yeah. - No, but I responded to you saying, yeah, me too. - Yeah, I was like, what? - I was like, we all felt that way. - I was like, oh shit. - We were all in our hotel room, like. - Yeah, few more people chimed in, and we're like, yeah, I was feeling that too. - I'm not gonna hang out today. I'm just gonna go straight to the show. - But it's so funny because I see you guys as professional performers that just have that shit covered, and you, I'm like, damn, they don't ever go through this like hard feeling that I'm going through. How am I supposed to go up there and match that? - Nope. - I was like, after what you told me, I was like, damn, you went up there and did all that feeling that way too? - Yup. - Chee. - Because it's just part of this training or whatever, but it's like, you have to remember we're in the makeup chair being like, how's it going? Man, I had a good cry this morning, me too. So we're like, we're getting it all out and then we're able to go on stage and fully present ourselves. So it's like, I don't know, I'm giving you, I think it's awesome that you gave yourself that permission because I think it makes for a better performance. - So hey, we're all going through. - We're performing together. - Yeah. - So it's kind of like at that moment, you're performing with us. Do you feel like afterward, like after pushing yourself to, I mean, like it does help being back there talking about it relating with everyone then getting out there and feeling like this collective camaraderie of like, we all are maybe not feeling the best state, but we're going to get a, gonna get out there and give our best and feel supported. Do you feel better afterward? - Always, because I felt that too. - I felt so good. After every single show that we did, I felt so good because I felt like I was able to bring my truest self to like the fans who were all in the audience, you know, they paid money, they flew there, some traveled there, you know, some people, you know, left their kids or their parents or whatever. They're all there and I felt like I needed to be genuine in order to be that way I had to release whatever was going on 'cause I was like, I want to be so present and so joyful for them. And it's not like I'm putting on joy. I really was like, yeah. I felt better releasing all that stuff. So then after a show like that, I did. I was like, I feel great. - I felt amazing. - Let's walk this city. - That day, I felt so good. - Yeah, after the show. - Me too. - Yeah. - Oh, we walked everywhere. - Well, was a question. - Well, what's crazy is we're actually kind of out of time. - Are you real? - Yeah. - That definitely was not 36 questions. - What the hell? - Oh, I'm so sorry. Well, okay, I can ask this one last question. - Okay, that was so quick. - I know. Wait, what's the last question I want to land on because these are fucking intense. This last one is really intense. - Is it if you could fuck one person dead or alive? - I don't know. Yeah. (laughing) - Dead. - I mean, a lot of kids work. - Hello. - Ew! - What? Not ew, she's amazing, but-- - I can't believe you said ew. - What? No, I just-- - Amazing. - I was just like a joke that it was about, if they were dead, or if they were alive, not-- - Have you seen early-- - Yeah, I know what you were at. That's why I said ew, those are fucking intense. - What is this? - Have you seen early Hillary Clinton? - Early Hillary Clinton. - Do you want to describe, do you want to tell me a word? - Yeah, yeah, tell me a little bit about her. - Is this your type? - What are her, yeah. - Do you like long skirts and blazers? (laughing) Wait, tell me. - No. - I tried to say she was hot, what are you saying? - Okay, we're talking about vulnerability here, Ian. So as my boss, Danny, you have to show up and tell me why you like Hillary Clinton. - I feel like I shouldn't elaborate. - I feel like we've just cut this whole part out. - Because he's-- - Guys, that's what we're ending on. That's literally what, do you want to change your answer? - The Google searches of young Hillary Clinton are just gonna spike out in a show. - You didn't call her young, you call her early Hillary. - Yeah, exactly, early Hillary, yeah. - You said early Hillary Clinton. - Okay, early. - It's very different than late Hillary Clinton. - And you said, who do you want? - I just said alive. - And I'm sticking with Prince. All right, guys, that was 36 questions. - He's so short though. - I know. - So would there be a power dynamic? - No, you're so right. What am I gonna do? - He's like five what, two or five, two. - I could just pick him up. - Aw, swaddle him like a baby. - Tee, tee, tee, tee, tee. I can't sing the song. - What song? - Oh, that's right, that song. - Guys, that was five questions, AKA-- - I feel like I've made a terrible, which part? - I mean, so many parts. - Yeah, I mean-- - Do you want to cut everything? - Which parts do you want to cut? - I think the whole episode is-- - I think Ian feels like we're back in the city and we're all just hanging out. We're not in front of the camera. - The whole episode's gonna be Ian. Everything that he said is cut. - It's just me and Anthony and this guy-- - That just happened. Okay, that did happen though. - What? - In the Try Not To Laugh, Smosh Mouth. Like, there was something that I said, and they cut it out so all of a sudden the seats just switched. - What was it? - Oh, I remember. - You said some wild stuff. But there was some wild stuff said during that whole episode. >> I know, but when I say something wild, we have to cut it. >> Well, it's pretty wild. >> No, that's fair. >> Listen, we're not going to cut anything out of this episode. >> That probably should. >> We'll figure it out. >> Whenever my mouth opens, it just cuts to me. Yeah, I'm like, no, it's just this. >> Oh, yeah, yeah, it's just-- >> And then it cuts us crying. >> Did you forget that he did that? Do you want that cut, too? >> No, I want to keep the tongue. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> That's the only thing that's making it in. I hope it's good. Just replace it all the times I was going to talk with-- >> [LAUGH] >> Honestly, this isn't great, see? I'm so glad I went out of date with him. >> Wait, are you in love with us? >> Yes. >> Okay, awesome. >> I fell in love with you guys halfway through. >> In the beginning, I was like, I really love these guys. And then I fell in love. >> Yeah. >> When he went off on cars, I passed out asleep. But my whole body was, I was so impressed. >> And I knocked out from love. >> Yeah, there's something so sexy about seeing someone be passionate about something, right? >> Honestly, it was so sexy. And then when I fell in love with you, when I fell in love with you, >> Awesome. >> This is awesome. >> So many different parts. >> Thank you, I mean, it's so awesome. When you talk about warp-tour, honestly. >> So many, you can't name them. >> I'm not even kidding. >> Warp-tour. >> Oh yeah. >> Hurry. >> You guys, I'm in. >> All right. >> And you're going to finish your meatballs while we-- >> I finished my entire play, Mama. Can I have dessert? >> Yes, you can. >> I have dessert. Score a blizzard for my baby. >> Yeah, can somebody give me a blizzard? >> And we'll get a blizzard for Anthony, vegan. >> Yeah. >> Okay, guys, yes, that was 36 questions. And we only got to, I think, five. That was such an amazing time. This was my date with Ian and Anthony. If you want to see me do it again, part two, let me know. And what's your favorite blizzard flavor? And if you're vegan, that's okay. I don't know if they have one, do they? >> Next time we do a date, we gotta get some blizzards in here for us. That's what we're having on our date. >> Wait, seriously? - Okay, date part two, blizzards. - I'm down. - And we're gonna go like this. - Yeah, we'll go. Although it might melt a little bit by the time it gets here. - That's true. - Yeah. - Okay, bye guys. Thank you so much. Ah, love y'all. - Confess your sins. - Bye. - Bye. - Bye. - Bye. - Bye. - Bye. - Bye. (upbeat music)