#152 - Can We Get Away With This?

Hi, welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane. And I'm Amanda. And this is our special guest, Tammy. You good? Tammy's here. I'm Tammy. Tammy, Tammy's here, and when I look at you, I can see an arm. Thank you. You're welcome. It's a gorgeous arm. Yes, it's a gorgeous arm. And I mean the mic. Tommy, I'm so glad you're here. Courtney was supposed to be here today, but she had a really upset stomach. I know a thing or two about that. To put it mildly. And you just recovered from an upset stomach. Guys, hear me out. Don't eat lettuce anymore. How about that? How about everyone stop eating lettuce? Lettuce is crazy. It can make you so sick. You gotta really, like, when you're eating greens, you have to really wash it. Yeah. Because I'll get the pre-washed, don't worry about it ones, and those have been fine forever. But I got. I still wash those again. It's fine until it's not fine. Until it's not. Now I'm. Guys? Don't do it. It was a crazy time. Don't do it. You were truly, like, dead for a couple of days. Well, yes, because the night before, or the day before we filmed the Promline music video. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. And then we were out until 9:30 or something, and then I had an 8:00 a.m. call time the next day. So I didn't get to sleep much, so I was already so tired. And then I had a little silly lettuce, and that night it was like. Silly lettuce? It was like, "Bah! Bah! Bah!" You know, you don't know your person's the one until they see you. They see you on the ground, nude, just dirty. All over the place. Right, and it's like, "Oh, okay. All right, let me get you a towel." And you're like. You're like, "I don't want to throw up again. Don't make me do it." No, and literally he's like, "You need to drink water, so there's something to do." Oh! Anyway, I don't want to get too into the nasty for these people, but I'm alive now. You're alive. Still not perfect, but I am alive. That's a good partner right there. I'm glad you're here. Thanks. And today we are going to be playing "Slip It In." Yes. For those unfamiliar, each of us is going to get five phrases. Selina wrote out 15 phrases. We're going to get five each. We're going to take turns. Two of us will step out. The other one will say to the cameras and for our audio listeners what their five phrases are. And then after that, we will then continue the podcast as normal. But you're trying to slip in your five phrases. Whoever gets the most phrases slipped in without getting caught, called out, wins. Yes. Yes. So question here for me. Yeah. Yeah. So what's up? Teachers. What's up? Yeah. If you think it's a phrase, are you going to go, "That's a slip-in phrase." And do I immediately have to be like, "Yeah, you're right. You win." Yeah. Yeah. If they call you out. If it's not, you go, "What?" Loser. Loser. Right. It's just a random thing I said. And then give it a little bit of time. And then you can go, "So that was. I just slipped it in." Yeah. Okay. So you can admit it later. Yeah. You let us know after a little bit of time. Yeah. Yes. Have you guys noticed that Johnny Appleseed came in here after he cut down a tree and put this table here? Oh, they were like, "We need a table," and they said, "Log." Yes. We're going to get a TikToker to come in and split that soon. Oh, the hot one? Could you imagine sitting here? There's like ten of them. Oh, there is. There is a lot of hot ones. Well, of course. There's like a new one every day. Yeah. What are they called? Lumberjacks? Hackers. Hot wood chopper. Could you imagine if we just sit here and we have to not react while this gets chopped? Sure. I wouldn't do it. It's a react video. Try not to come. It's this like buff guy chopping a log, and you're like, "Aww, those pecs are huge." God. We talk about really cool things on this channel, and I'm very happy about it. Yeah. This is the channel where we talk about important things. Yeah. Hey, nice shirt. Thank you. It's the games one. Hey, mine's a Springline Smosh shirt. Springline Smosh shirt. Mine's a shirt I got at a thrift store, and then I saw comments saying that I think it's from like a dive bar on the East Coast. What is it called? Mr. Ducks? Let me ask my East Coast friends and family. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you guys know? Get your East Coast WhatsApp group together. Do you guys know Mr. Ducks? I don't know. It's so funny. Oh, God. They're hilarious over here on the East Coast. It's- Her phone's dead. Are you really Googling it right now? No. Yeah, I am. It's MD. What does that stand for? You have a whole directory. It's a doctor. MD. That's a doctor. Guys, what does MD stand for? Married, divorced. Medical doctor? Maryland. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Maryland. Oh. So it's on the coast of Maryland. It's called Mr. Ducks Lively Seasonal Bar and Grill on the Water. Woo. It's lively. Shout out to them. Well, I'm representing them and I've never been there. You should have gotten this shirt. It just says local boy with an American flag. Wait, that's me. Oh, that's me. I'm not even kidding. That's you. That's very cute. That's me. Local boy. Oh, the American flag. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. It kind of fucks it up. Yeah. the biggest place? The biggest place in the world. To being here. Well, should we get our five phrases? Yeah, let's get our five phrases out so I can start slipping it in. Amanda, we'll start with you, so Tommy and I will step out. Get out of here. Mind the log. Do you need help getting up? What and why would you say that? Nothing. And no reason. Here are my five phrases that I have to slip in, and I'm going to do it in this voice. First, we should get Vanessa Lachey on the show. I would never say that. James, shut the door. Two, I would never let you babysit Cole. That is awful. Because honestly, I would let either of those dudes babysit Cole. What does it say about me? Three, oops, I just farted, and it was nasty. That one's so good. And you know what? I'm not even going to claim that it's a slip it in. Four, I love when you do an impression of me. This one I can do. This one's pretty good. Five, I have to say this three times. You're so corny. You're so corny. You're so corny. It must be three times or it's not a slip it in. Selena, these are brilliant. These are so good. Okay, let's see if I can do it. Next up, Tommy. Hi, everybody. My five sentences. First one is I think I'm done making music. That'll hit. I've got I might want to move back to Florida. Scary. Can I be Cole's grandfather? Very cute. Sorry. Can I say grandfather? Can I age? Can I be Cole's godfather? Then I have I'd love to get cast on a reality TV show, and I'd shave my head before I have to go back to being a brunette. Ooh. These are very intense, so we'll see if they believe me at all. These are my phrases. I'm the greatest of all time. Can I teach Cole how to do a Boston accent? I measured myself this morning. I'm trying to finally read the Bible. I could play center. Okay. Okay, yes, ma'am. All right, so now we continue. Now, Tommy, something we really did want to talk about is it's been out for a couple weeks now. Yeah. It's our first time to really talk about Promline. Yeah. Oh, my God. Let's talk about it. Yeah, it's so good. It's super exciting. What the hell is happening? I'm like, yeah, no, it's been really good. It's pretty lugubrious. What does that mean? Okay. Yeah, no, it's it was really, really cool. The basically it was just like, hey, we're gonna, we want to do a music video, and I was like, oh, I don't know about that, and then they were like, no, we want to, and I was like, okay, then let's do it, and so we did it, and it was I came up with a pitch deck. I gave them a pitch deck. They sent that off to a cool director and his DP, and then like, we walk in, and I'm like, oh, all the stuff that I kind of asked for is here. This is really cool, and we kind of, you know, found a new version on the day they're on set. It was really, really fun. It was so much fun. I felt it was so cool because the director was really, really chill, and we got to be a part of all the shots. Like, they would do it, and then we would all watch it together. Yes, it was so fun to, like, watch it play back over and over again. Yeah. It looked incredible. Yeah. Prom Line is from Summer Games. From last, yeah, from last year's Summer Games. It's from last year's promposal. So good. I think it'll be, like, a true year since that aired that this will air. And you, but you produced this song, like, months ago. Like, right? Like, you came up with this version of the song, the recording track of it. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like, I made, like, a goofy little silly version that you all heard, and then a few months after that, maybe, like, four months after that, Gabe reached out. I don't know if I can use his name. I probably, whatever. Reached out and was like, I want to make this real. And we were like, lol, okay, let's do it. And so we had his producer, Matthias, make a very, very cool, realized mega version of it. So good. And then we've been sitting on that for a while trying to figure out what are we going to do with this, when are we going to release it, and then now we're here, and it's really, really cool. It's so, so sick. I loved being a part of it, because it was just, like, I never get to play, like, what would you call me? I'm not a robot. Kind of a robot. I'm kind of a robot. I'm kind of like a Sims character. Yeah, exactly. I never get to play that. I'm like a blank Sims person. So, so fun. It was very fun. You being very blank. I was very blank. It was great. And the world was very imagined. It was, like, pink and, like, 90s and the Apple, the, uh, is it a Mac computer? The Mac computer, the iMac. That worked, by the way. It turned on. Incredible. Heartbreaking dimension with the bat. Not anymore. Yeah, watching Angela just get out all of her rage was excellent. Can I ask, do we know if another project is also out? out by this time yeah we're coming in i don't think if i don't know if that's out yet oh okay okay because i think there's a because we film that and we still have to film the rest of that as we're recording right well we won't talk about that right right you're so right well hey cool things are on the way yes ew slip it in that was such a slip it in not a slip it in not a cool things on the way slip it in sorry i was genuinely saying the way he said it it was too i said a little cool things are on the way cool things are on the way puppies what is going on what are we doing what are we doing so good with that oh dude yeah absolutely now that i've kind of i don't know i like i feel like i did what i wanted to do with this and i feel like i'm like maybe done making music now forever yeah i feel like i'm like done making music it might be kind of the world is gonna be so sad i might be kind of complete with it you know it's like you have an idea you realize it and then you're like you're solid so i might be done i don't know i'm thinking about it i might be done making music i have i'm having a hard that that's just something tommy would never say really really really really what are you doing i'm slipping it in god wait did we does that count as us calling it out yes yes yes you got me i was like you're done doing music dude fuck yeah no you're so i just signed on to do music here a lot so got me you are nice i was like how am i gonna get to this sentence you are so corny wow crazy yeah you went for it pretty quickly and i respect it you are so so corny why are you repeating this back to me you are so corny is that something you would say you're trying to you're trying to compound are you trying to compound trying to piggyback on if you guess if you guess that it's slip it in and you're wrong something bad's gonna happen to you yeah yeah yeah they've got they've got nickelodeon slime out there i'm gonna bet that's a slip it in you're so corny it is that sucks because i wish i saved it once i said it i went well it's too late now i had to say it three times and that i think that is why i was able to pick it because you went you're so corny selena you're so corny you're so corny i never say corny and that's 100 my dad says corny and then he also says hairy it's getting hairy up here it's getting hairy out here yeah you ever heard peculiar like troublesome like like oof like if you're going high up in a mountain it's getting hairy up here like yeah that seems normal like whoa okay yeah okay all right was that also a slip it in no okay no that was just a dad fact you're doing like a thing where it's like a quote and i'm doing a thing see now i'm paranoid this makes a paranoid episode well sure well for sure well of course it does but minutes of just talking. You don't know that. You don't know how much time we have in this world. We can talk about whatever we want. We shouldn't get bogged down by the game. Not like the last time we played You Laugh, You Leave, where it's like, hey, let's remember we can have a conversation. Fine. And not say a dirty joke every five minutes. Do an impression of me. Do an impression of her. Okay. I want to see this. Because no one actually really does impressions of me. I feel like I do impressions of people all the time. And it's got that actor. Oh, what's his name? What's his name? Oh. Okay. I love when you do an impression of me. Because you already start off like this. You're already like, it's very Amanda Pose. You already start off like this. Let's get a little loose. Let me get a little excited. It's like, I'm Amanda. I'm six foot. I can play center. I can. Damn. I can't play basketball. Damn. Also, I slipped it in. What? What did you slip in? That's how you slam dunk that center. I should have called it because you said nobody does an impression of me. And then you said, I love when you do an impression of me. I should have clocked that. But you didn't because you were so into your impressions. Yeah, whatever. Because I slipped it in too. You're so into the shimmy. What? Center. Yeah. What was it? I could play center. That was the phrase. But you Oh, but you made it about me. I was doing an impression of you saying I could play center. Look at two geniuses against each other. It still counts. Yes. Okay, this will be really challenging. What if all of my I statements this will be rather challenging. Well, he put it in an impression. So I guess we have to keep doing impressions. Mine was I could play center and I did that. Okay, someone asked me to do an impression. Tommy, okay, fine. Tommy, we're going to get halfway through the podcast. We're going to have burned through all the phrases. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, she's gone. What is your favorite part about doing a music video? I don't mean the filming of it. I mean, all of it. What is your favorite part? Well, this is my first music video, so. So, yeah. So, tell me your favorite part. So, give me a damn break. So, tell me a favorite part. What's up? Nothing. Nope. What? I said, give him a damn break. That's not it. That is a Shane thing. Okay. I say that. Give me a damn break. What was the question? What's your favorite thing about doing a music video? Anytime. It could be writing the song, recording the song. Oh, my God. Writing. The song is the most fun part, I think. Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, the producing it, like, even though I didn't make, like, the big, cool, crazy version, like, you know, it's still my melody and, like, the bass line's the same. You know, it's like, there's that kind of stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Definitely the writing it. It was. Okay. It was really. You can't look down at your phone at your slip it in mid-conversation. Yeah, of course I can. I'm just checking my messages. Writing it was really. George Washington is my spirit animal. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, no, it was really, really fun. Lots to do. Lots to do. But it's very. It was a blast. He said lots to do twice, and it made no sense. I was really glad I got to go be, like, an extra in it. Yeah. And that was really fun. Okay, that lots to do is a slip it in, 1,000%. No. Twice. No, I just wanted to spook ya. You spooked me! You naughty bitch! I gotcha. I gotcha. I didn't like that. I will say the part that was really fun. Like, when I was, like, trying to. Basically, with this music video, I didn't want it to be like a Tommy's dancing and singing to the camera thing. Right. Just 'cause it didn't compute with what I wanted to do with this. Yeah. But they do need that for coverage. So there were shots at the end of the day after I sweated my. Okay, by the way. Oh, yes. Forehead's a different color than the rest of my body. His forehead was white. Because I couldn't stop sweating. And I am pasty right now. And so it was just like. And I had bronzer on 'cause I wanted to be tan, like, last year. Yeah. And so I just had a pale forehead and a tan. I looked sick. You looked at us and you were like, "Did the bronzer wipe off?" And we were like, "Yes, it did." You were like, "Yes, it did." "Your forehead is white." Yes, yep. That's it. But I. So, as of right now, I just saw a cut of it, and I was able to give some notes. I just have a few left I want to give, but. The dancing. When you don't have choreography, and they go, "I want you to dance for three minutes." Yeah. You make some stuff up, and. Yeah, that's tough. Boy, does it look. odd. I was watching it, and I was like, "So I am cringing myself out at this right now." Great. Right. But my friend told me, she was like, "But you're committing your ass off to it, so, I mean, it kind of works, 'cause you're like. " You've got to get on the option. Yeah, you're, like, giving it your all, at least. And I was like, "Yeah, but, like, when I'm, like. " Yeah, but I. It's, like, kind of a lame. I thought it looked cool. It was a lame from Seinfeld. I watched it, and I was like. Yeah. It was really, really good, though, because it felt like you were. You perfectly matched, like, a 2000s music video, where they were, like, trying to be cool, and then, like, entering frame, being like, "Huh, yeah." Yeah, that's what I was going for. And meanwhile, the rest of us are at a prom. Right. And we were asked to dance, too, and I'm. So I'm trying to figure that out myself. And it's. You're just dancing for kind of, like, an hour straight. Yeah, we were all dancing for an hour straight while he blasted the song as loud as possible. It was awesome. I guess it was better that I was kind of a robot, 'cause I didn't need to conform to any of that. So as of now, 'cause I have not seen the music video as of recording this. Yes. Right. It's still being compiled. Yeah. What was the story of. 'Cause it's you and Angela. Right. So the initial. So I'll kind of talk about the pitch, as opposed to the music video, 'cause right now, there's some stuff up in the air. Sure. But it was supposed to be. 'Cause I was like, "Okay, if you don't watch Smosh "and you come across this, you're like, "'So what the fuck is this?' prom line." And so I wanted to, like, reset the, like, "Okay, it's 2005 or some, you know, not right now." I didn't want it to be too obvious what time. I didn't want it to be a period piece. And it's prom, and so I wanted Angela to be like, "Oh, man, I want a date for lesbian prom." And so I wanted her to Google, like, "How to get a date for prom, parentheses, lesbian." And then the result would come up. Or rather, Ask Jeeves would be better. And then the result comes up, and then it's like, "Get a date for prom now, parentheses, lesbian." She clicks on it, it downloads a virus, it opens, it's me. I pop out. i slap the computer it starts up it boots up a character creator amanda pops up as like a blank person we customize her i make her stupid um she pops out and she's like a simple like sims like i'm a simple girl yeah a little soulless um they go to a dress shop uh the guy at the dress shop is like oh let me you know hello and i don't go with them i like send them on their way uh and then when they get the dress that the the guy turned it was supposed to be oh my god amanda gets the dress we gotta go it's prom they leave and then the dress store guy watches them leave and then turns into me um and then you go wait what why did he turn into him and then they show up at the prom and then everyone's dancing at the prom and then people are starting to glitch out uh i wanted two amandas i wanted you i wanted blank amanda to come in and then the other amanda to be there and be like is that supposed to be me yeah like is that fucking me i love it um and then uh people start like glitching a little bit and then the two go to kiss and then amanda turns into me um and then angela's like ah and then everyone else i wanted a sinners type uh shot where they move through the dance and then people start turning into me so as it goes and then i wanted angela to be like backing up against the wall while there's like 40 of me and then she leaves then she comes home and she bashes the computer we got a lot of that stuff in but we unable to do any of the cool shots where there's a bunch of us a bunch of me so we kind of had two people turn into me and then like one final like oh like he's gonna get me kind of shot so it's like we lost a little bit of what i was going for with our restraints um but i'm trying my best right now to like kind of yeah sprinkle in some some other stuff but in your pitch it's kind of like angela thinks the prom is happening with this me well no the the prom is happening but it's not with me well the idea was the initial idea is was she sees you in a yearbook and she draws a heart around you and then makes you on the computer but it's actually the virus right exactly yeah yeah yeah so the prom is happening but it's actually the virus right where the virus is like taking over the oh and then at the end the mom comes in and it's me which we need to get that vo today oh let's do it let's do it done great so anyway that's that's what it was that's incredible do you think i slipped anything in you probably did oh my god i was focused on something else yeah sorry that we're good friends and we're good listeners slip in i don't know what do you think um i have no idea wait um selena made it easy on you and she no no oh what if that was the slip it in what if it was what if selena said hey slurp loudly i did not slip anything in very nice i don't think you did because everything you said i just i just wanted to send you in this a lot of work a lot of work we have a lot of work to do we have a lot of work to do i hate these we have a lot of work to do lots to do lots to do lots to do there's lots to do lots to do guys lots to do here um um yeah it's so cool uh because because i remember before that uh summer games last year courtney wrote her whole song as well like i'm very impressed by people who write music who have like that come to their head because i don't like i'm just not i'm a client person but we have so many uh on our cast i'm always just very impressed by it i mean it's it's fucking tearing up my heart like it's it's literally i i truly just went okay i've got two days to come up with a promposal where i'm a hacker it's 2005 so good it's a promposal i was like i don't know and so i was like okay prom line so good and we were talking that we were in sync honeys and not backstreet boys yes well i liked backstreet boys but i didn't like backstreet boys but in sync was my number one and i think people a little bit older than me were like backstreet boys yes my older cousin loved backstreet boys she was like four or five years old because they were the og right weren't they just like a year or two before in new kids on the block i feel like we're the og well new kids on the block was way earlier but backstreet boys new kids on the block was like super bonkers bananas cool guys yeah yeah okay you can't you can't make direct eye contact with a smirk after you say it there's no way it could have been the new kids on the block line because i brought that up no but he's saying super bonkers bananas boys not a slip it in i'm gonna say not a slip it in oh it's not you're dumb that's something you would say the things i have to say today i must get you confused he has to prime us i have to prime you i and meanwhile i got i could play center yeah like that's that was an easy one for me you know on that note i i've been saying bonkers a lot for a long time i've been saying bonkers a lot for a long time i've been saying bonkers a lot for a while bonkers is a great word bonkers i'm not a biggest i'm not the biggest fan of it okay that's fine it's mine i you don't have to say it is cringy i'm allowed to i think anyone that goes oh that's bonkers i'm like what are you talking about cringy oh so you've been cringing at me this entire time do you use the word cringe you don't use the word you it's not you use it as a verb it's not a slip in it it's like some you won't say like oh you'll say i would say or something like okay this this reunion is bonkers no they wouldn't yeah they would they would not we should have vanessa lachey on the show so she can say it okay i really am genuinely down to have her on okay we would have to we need to get like a um uh a metal detector for amanda to walk through before we have no i i won't i won't hurt her with that i'd hurt her with my bare fist okay okay all right no i'm not going to hurt her with that i'd hurt her with my bare fists i'm not gonna i'm not gonna hurt her violently but we should have vanessa lachey on the show so that we could just we could just clear the air yeah okay sorry this is like when you're out of dinner and there's a really big bouquet and i'm like yeah i know these are you know what i've never just looked at this one eye of yours and it's really awesome hey by the way i slipped it in so what is vanessa lachey part of your slip it in yes oh it was we should get vanessa lachey on the show oh we've literally okay i didn't create it guys selena did it's good it's good yours are like things you would say right so so that so your slips it ends are things you would say you're so corny you're so corny you're so corny lots to do lots to do lots to do yours are yeah mine are all roasts on mine it's like i could play like selena wrote i could play center because she knew that'd be funny coming out of my mouth but yet you used it for you because it makes more sense yeah it was the only way i was gonna because if i said i could play center but but for real like shut up dumb ass i would never say that but for real literally called me a dumb ass yes but that was when i meant it like now i don't feel that you're a dumb ass today right now giving dumb ass today no you're not feeling pretty smart today yeah yeah that's bonkers um that's bonkers but i really mean it i would love vanessa lachey on the show just to like see what would happen yeah okay yeah okay cool what's what and that's love is blind right yes yes i mean besides love that's nick lachey 98 degrees which nobody listened to 98 degrees i listened to two songs of theirs that's maybe but it wasn't my it was not my favorite have we had an american no this i promise you is in sync yeah yeah i do i do okay couldn't tell you what that is they didn't really have a lot of great songs but i did watch him and jessica simpson well sure reality show sure tuna's what was the reality show the newlyweds the newlyweds that was chicken of the sea do you remember that and she she consistently like farted a lot and he'd be like well jessica yeah no it was like that's awesome the talk of the entire year was when she had the chicken of the sea and she's like is it chicken or is it fish that was that was a big genuinely blown away and that was like all people talked about for like a year year that was all they had i brought it up a lot but like i think back on how a thing would happen on television back in like 2006 and it'd be and that would be like that's what we talk about there was so less media there's so much there's so less media and also like then everyone was in on it like i'm i'm so sad that we record this show and if it's like coming out in a few weeks it's like oh like i'm watching love island i can't really talk about it because by the time this airs it'll be so it'll be like that's we're on to like a million new things so now we have just jessica simpson being like oops i just farted and it was nasty and nick lachey is just like what is selena for one of your slip-it-ins was oops i just farted and it's nasty that would be crazy yeah is it yes because i go it is oops i just farted and it was nasty did jessica simpson actually fart on the show she would she would literally poop and nick would be like jessica jesus that was like a big thing she'd be like you love my stinky butt don't you oh my god i'm not even making that up that was like a thing god what you love my what is this reality show it was just them being newly married i don't know but if i said as me oops i just farted and it was nasty would you guys believe it um if you did it with a little voice kind of like you did like i believe it you're like you're a mom now i feel like you're i don't think you're a mom now so you shit your pants open no no i just mean like i just feel like parents get used to like you know you're dealing with shit all the time so like you're you're desensitized to i will say cole now does like kind of monster farts fuck yeah oh he does and they're like and i'm like awesome oh and i go did you just fart and he goes i know can i be his godfather can i be cole's godfather i would never let you babysit cole okay okay that's too bad that's wow damn that actually oh wait no that's a slip it in yeah what you just said yeah i would of course let you babysit how many do you that was also a slip it in see selena wrote that and i go that's so sad i would i actually would totally let you or tommy babysit cole okay it'll happen sometime so wait you don't want to be his god i will be i would be i would be and i will be but that is a um but so we're using call to slip it in that's right um real quick i'd like to get back to the topic of reality tv shows this pillow is hollow i don't know if guests have talked about this yet they have not but they haven't shoved their fingers in there like so i need to put my full fist in in this pillow no but like oh yeah it's like it's just knit it's just like a knit i think the pillow does not enjoy that you are doing that oh whoa yeah pretty cool it's just like a mom you can just get right in there what jesus christ i i know that i know that i know that i know that's not slipping in because selena could not write something that demented selena has a conscience um you are bankers okay how about this guys guys okay so this is for our visual this is yeah so if you're listening just you know what tune out for a little bit eyes on the pillow all eyes on the pillow ready yeah oh fuck you um okay back rooms as a pillow uh if you're listening just imagine the grossest shit you've ever seen yeah forever that's what that is how many phrases do you have left i thought you were gonna say how many times does cole fart a day and i was gonna say no and i was going to say a lot i you're burning through them yeah you're burning well i love to twerk come on listen selena just slacked she goes she goes you're done but this one's extra how much time what how long have you been recording for it's been 35 well get this we're literally halfway through and you're out of your phrases when i played slip it in i i get overwhelmed that i have them so the whole time i would literally be like when chimes on etsy i would just say them all the time well sure so i'm done all right you're done i can be free i don't care now you can just have a conversation um okay um and i was having a conversation genuinely genuinely it'd be fun to babysit cole yeah do you how does that make you feel would you be scared no i babysat a young boy i so as long as i tell you what to do totally and you're like but i i have no issues if you're like hey this happened what do i do i would but i oh yeah actually i'm extremely paranoid when it comes to like kids and so i'm like i'm like i don't want to i've seen you hold him and play with him you'd be absolutely fine and you too cool but he was so little i know he was little mister now he's now he's big mister that comes all over you yes i actually would like to come over this weekend um would love that and i would love that um yeah i mean can i teach him karate of course cool um yes please um what's up you want to teach him karate can i teach him karate that's a reasonable ask that's such a slip it in it's crazy not a slip it in is what's funny is it it's not a slip it in so you can't lie so you can't so you can't lie it's not a rule is you can't lie selena is it a slip it in no it's not a slip it in i was asking genuinely okay yeah yes you can teach him karate okay great kia kia oh do you know about the kia asylum kia asylum the kia asylum no can i teach you about the kia asylum what is that the internet lore of the kia kia asylum no what is that it's telling people buy a kia so when a pops this is great i'm glad i finally get to introduce you to something yay amanda doesn't know okay so the kia asylum is a not real thing it's an idea of like if you're like a female pop star artist and you're not quite hitting popularity and you're kind of in this like like charlie xcx was in the kia asylum for a long time does she know that she's in it the girls usually know they're in the kia asylum and she got out of the kia asylum with brat but now she's trying new experimental stuff as she used to do and so she's withering she's going back in to the kia asylum and she's going back to the kia is that and so the kia asylum is called the kia asylum because of kia the singer of is she not is it not um my neck my back i think that's kia my neck it might be yes it is but her name is pronounced kaya which is perfect because it you're so unpopular that they don't know how to pronounce your name this is the internet i'm not being rude this is the internet this is this is what the internet says this is what the internet says so the kia asylum is like a place where you as a either upcoming or like trying for a long time pop star live until you hit some kind of mainstream thing i thought it was gonna be you know i just wanted to explain that's kind of incredible in a in a really bad way yes but also like who else is in there um probably tons of people zara larson was for a while yeah yeah yeah is uh well what's her name um white she always raps i hate iggy azalea yes no iggy azalea's she's in hell shipped away she's been shipped in a container somewhere else yeah and you know the the thiamox thiamox i'm gonna go to the thiamox you know that oh it's you know about that i i i was listening to it recently no what is it it's so good who is it it's her at a live azalea she's at a live event she starts freestyling she she does that and it's like all right we'll go to another one of my train she just she's talking so fast and so loud that there aren't words anymore oh i love it and because if you're at the concert you're just like yeah so the audience is like but if you listen to it it's just like excuse me do you think as she was doing that she was like i'm the greatest of all time yes a hundred percent like the confidence that she does that she's going like thiamox thiamox and look it's kind of catchy is she saying tire marks tire marks i think that's thiamox thiamox how good about the biomox put that on my train something about this and says that she wasn't actually trying to freestyle she was trying to rap a kendrick lamar song and failing oh that's even worse i can't even recognize it because no one can um i slipped it in by the way god damn with what iggy azalea i'm the greatest of all time why would you get that phrase seriously selena's were just like i could play center the greatest of all time almost like and mine's like i have to say things that nobody's gonna believe mine's like i fart and it's nasty yeah no mine are all like really positive things about myself i love that that's beautiful which selena obviously took as this will be really hard for you to say anyone to leave yeah kia asylum wow i am now introduced to a whole new one i want to look it up i thought it was going to be that they are like their songs are used in kia commercials oh yeah like that's where they they're stuck could you imagine there are what i can't my back what i can't on here is whenever people talk about like oh this music sounds like like target commercial music yeah like old navy commercial music and i'm like oh damn so when i hear songs i'm like yeah that does this is this is that which i sometimes really like yeah but you know um you know who i'm coming around to and i i was kind of like not sure but now lately i'm like this music rocks is uh pink pantheress oh like that's my favorite song of all time i don't know if you've ever heard of it but it's a great song it's a great song of all time i don't know if you've ever heard of it but it's a great song of all time she's this british pop star and um it's just like i don't know it's got it's got like a vibe to it and at first i was kind of like i'm not into it but uh that she has this new music video well by the time this airs not that new uh that girl like me and it's like very like 2005 yes vibes and for some reason it clicked and i was just like you know what i dig her vibe now i'm i'm in and also she's she's got that red carpet interview where someone comes up to her and they're like they're like uh uh you're looking incredible tonight she just goes yeah i say that i love that yeah i love that yeah i think i probably know whatever song she sounds familiar she can't sing it here i know the vibe is like i'm sitting on the bus i'm a 14 year old girl with my tamagotchi and i'm bopping my head with my oh hell accurate you know it's like it's like a cool vibe but you're like yeah yeah popular girl but like back in the day definitely um okay i'd love to talk about reality tv shows a little bit i'm yeah i love to talk about reality tv i don't watch a ton of it i'm only watching love island as of right now okay by the time this airs that'll been going for weeks probably yeah it's gotten insane maybe it's gotten right not it's i love having one reality show that i watched where i'm like i'm not thinking and it's just this i'm just because otherwise i i you know the shows i'm just i feel like i get trapped like it feels never ending and never sure yeah it's it can be rough i love it's really really messy that i'm in but okay if you were to be cast in a reality tv show obviously we can't do the love the love loved ones, what reality TV show would you like to be cast in? Because I'd love to be cast in a reality TV show. Traitors. I think that'd be really fun. Traitors. Traitors. Traitors would be fun for me too, yeah. What else? What's the other? I love thinking about who on the cast would do best at what reality shows. Yeah. Because I wouldn't be good at Survivor. I slipped it in. Fuck! Fuck! I'd love to be cast in a reality TV show. Yeah, I was like, why did I go down that road? Would I really? I literally was like, wow, Tommy really wants to talk about reality TV shows. This isn't fair because as a host of a podcast, how else would I say it? How else would I say it? Honestly, you might be okay at Survivor. No. So, the part that you forget is that you have to do physical things. There are plenty of people who can't do physical things. My heart's the size of an acorn. Honey, that is not true. I think you'd do pretty well at Traitors. I think I'd do okay at Traitors. I think you would struggle if you were telling so many lies every single day. I think that would be hard. There's two layers to the question. Would you be good on Traitors as, and specifically a Traitor or a Faithful, which would you be good at? I don't know. I think I'd. I'm honestly not sure. Once you get in and you're in the production and it's so drawn out and it's going days and you're meeting all these people. I think it'd be fun to be a Traitor. See, I'm always pissed when I'm watching Traitors when people get so like, I can't believe you'd do this to me. I'm like, you guys all signed up for this game. It's so much fun. I would get heated, but I also love it. I think why I would love to be a Traitor. I would love to be a Traitor and then get caught eventually, like later on, because you get to give that speech. The speech is so good. Nobody did it better than Boston Rob, where it's just like, you can tell that he's in it for the love of the game. To be like, guys, I've told you from the beginning that I was a faithful and all I can say is I was lying. You got me. I'm a Traitor to the end. I loved Bob the Drag Queen's one. It's like, I swear to, I told you, I swear to God that I am not a Traitor. And then at the end I'd be like, but I don't believe in God, so and then like walk off. Bob the Drag Queen and Boston Rob both understood that they're like, we are here to entertain people. And they crushed that. Some people, man, they go, they're like, it's just crazy that you guys all came for me, and I, like I said from the beginning, I'm a faithful. It's like, okay. Yeah. Go now. Go now. Do you want to keep the pillow? I'll be keeping this pillow. Okay, great. I mean, like, have a feel. It's so very clearly hollow that you simply must get in there. Okay, so that's not what I meant by have a feel, but is it not in credible? Okay. What time is it? What time is it? It's five o'clock time, and I'm gonna go crazy. This is my music video. Did you get an extra slip it in, or are you just saying insane shit now? It starts off at Smosh Mouth, and I'm like, that's so crazy. Man, I wish I knew what time. I wish I could have a drink. It's five o'clock somewhere, and I wish I could have a drink, and it's like, boom, boom, boom. Okay, next music video. Next music video. It's five o'clock. It's five o'clock. It's five o'clock time, and. He put a ring on it, yeah? Oh, boy. The Pottery Barn version of Mega Man? Not a slip it in, by the way. None of that was a slip it in for me. In my brain. Can I have that? Slip it out. Any hole works. Jesus. Nobody liked that. Nobody liked that. So this mic is very low for me, but I'm gonna. You're making it work. It's like cuddling, yeah. You're figuring it out. That's okay. I'm your guest. I do the whole pod like this. Yeah. Um. No, yeah, it's been good to start my projects. Um. I'm really into creative work. Really upset. We have the girl from The Ring here. Yeah. She says she's working on some projects. Um, she doesn't make that noise. Yeah, she doesn't. Oh, she doesn't? She doesn't really make that noise. So I watched The Ring once and I'll never watch it again. Okay. That's kind of me, too. Yeah. But I watched all the scary movies, which, crazy, scary movie is coming back. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. I heard, I. My friend went to see it, and she was like, it was what you'd expect. Oh, no. Not great, but funny here and there, and a blast. Oh, no. It's like, okay, great. That's what it. That's the slot it's supposed to be. I have too many act. Like, legitimate scary movies I need to watch. I'm behind. I need to watch Obsession still. Same. Uh, I need to watch Hocum. Oh, good. I need to watch Hocum, too. Uh, I watched. I went to and saw Backrooms Alone in theaters, and that was really fun. Yeah. I. But I'm obsessed with Backrooms. Yeah. Like, love that show. So good. Would anyone dye their hair a different color? You said, would anyone dye their hair a different color? Are you just diving right in? So, dyed is, like, already happened, but you asked the question as present. No, because I re-upped my blonde, you see. By the way, I saw that, and I thought it was really good, and I didn't say anything. Are you letting him get away with that? Thank you. Slip it. Thank you. I did not slip it in. Wow, you just really. Here's the thing. I think that was just Tommy's brain. I think that's true. That is. I. puked and shat for two days straight. Give me a break! Didn't you believe it? Yeah, you're truly recovering. Okay, I actually do have a list of colors for my hair that I want to dye. Oh my god, incredible. Please. Have you ever dyed your hair? Never. It would be crazy if you. Virgin hair. If you had, like, platinum blonde hair, I don't. I don't know what. So, I really wanted to do platinum, but everyone has scared the shit out of me saying it completely ruins your hair. Yes, but do it. So, I want to do it. I want to do platinum, and I really want to do lavender. Like a pale purple. That'd be really cool. Do that first. I think you still have to bleach it. You're gonna see what you look like blonde before you do the lavender anyway. So, you can kind of make a decision on the day. I mean, your hair person's gonna have to buy all the materials, so it's like, don't. You know what I mean. I want to bleach. I also would really love to do, like, a red. A red would be like a smoky red, not like a. No, not a beep-bop. Not like a pink. Not like a. Like a clown. Not like a pippi longstocking. Whoa, old reference. It'd be really funny if you had bright purple hair. Like, lavender purple hair. Like lavender. Like, it almost looks like it's white, but it's not. People would think you're online, but you're not. Yeah, Mrs. Lib over here. Who the fuck is that? Who is that? No, that isn't anyone. Mrs. Lib. Like, Lib. But, like, liberal. So why is he laughing so hard? I just think it's funny. That was funny. Mrs. Lib is not on Google. I couldn't find her. It's not a real person. I'm just so online, but I don't know anything about anime or video games, but my hair's purple. But it's not bright purple. It's not tinky-winky. It's gorgeous lavender. Whoa, okay. So that's kind of what I want. I feel like that would look really sick. I think it would. I think it would look great. I really think it would look insane. Yeah. And I feel like you've gotten to see it with red hair when you've done Team Rocket. Yeah, and it does look good on you. It does compliment you. Yeah, I liked that. Pretty cool. And that's like an intense red. It's just tough when you're an actor, because then you're like auditions and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, that's why I redid my blonde. Your blonde is very nice. I took my head shots in blonde, and so I'm like, I guess I'm blonde now. I think, though, I would rather shave my head than be brunette again, though. Really? I don't think brunette works for you, even though you were born with it. Damn. What? Well, the blonde brings out your brown eyes. It does, doesn't it really? Yes. Oh, that's beautiful. Yeah. Yeah, I do think I need a tan to, I slipped it in. Ah! Which part? You're so good at this! Which part? Shave my head before I go brunette. I was like, damn, you're gonna shave your head? No, no. I am too invested in this conversation. You really, you really, that conversation perfectly went there, though. Well, I planted my seeds. Get your seed! And I waited for my crops to grow. Get your seed out of our fat! You guys have like, oh, I shaved my head and stuff. Meanwhile, mine's like, I can play, I can play center. Yeah, I can play center. Selina's right there. I'd have to shave my head before I go back to being a brunette. That's hard. It's not that hard. But I believed it. And then I said something real, and you were like, oh, shit, ouch. No. But I meant it. No, I mean, like, I look back, and I do, like, genuinely back to reality. I, um, back to reality. I, um, sorry. I'm doing okay. I think you wanted it to be good. Asterix, robot voice back to reality. Slip it in. Because that's what Eminem says, right? Um, back to reality. Yeah, that's from himself. You sound just like him. I could not stand his voice growing up. Oh! I loved it. I loved it. The real Slim Shady, please stand up. By the way, I slipped it in a while back. When? I, it was a little unfair, but I still slipped it in. I said the phrase out loud, which is I measured myself this morning. I didn't hear it. I was. Oh, you used the Selina. I was like, Selina gave me pitches like this and this, and I just was honest. So you cheated. How was I going to say I measured myself this morning? So what's crazy about that? When I read that, I was like, what? So you, so you cheated. Yeah, so you do the Tommy method. You got to lay some seeds first. Guys, how are penises feeling? Yeah. And I said, I measured mine this morning. How are penises doing? And let me tell you, 10 inches and above. What? What? What are you thinking about? Yeah. ♪ Humor ♪ Did you hear that? Jesus. That's so a 2000s music video where it's like, Did you hear that? Oh, my God. Let's turn it back on. Really? Really? Yeah. Songs used to, okay. To be fair, Amanda, I hear what you're saying. Songs used to start with insane stuff. It was like. It used to be like footsteps. It'd be like, what's going on? Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. Let's hit it. Let's hit it. Be-a-woo. Hey, Bobby. Hi, Ken. It used to be like, let's set the scene. We're in the series all the time where it's just like, and he threw that necklace out the ocean. Yeah, Wild Wild West starts with like a two-minute conversation between him and his son. From the movie Wild Wild West? Yeah. I've got one left, but I have no idea how in the world I would be able to get that in. I have technically. I have technically two left. Oof. Oof. Oh, wait. That's rough. I have two left. Yikes. Okay. Yeah, it's pretty tough. Woof, woof, woof. Okay. You guys should have gotten it out early like me. I love to twerk. No, you didn't even get most of them. I love to twerk. I got. Wait, that's not even true. I literally slipped in. Who's winning right now? I slipped in pretty much all of mine. No. Wait. But we called her out on most of them. No, you didn't. You did not call it out on I would never let you babysit. You didn't call on I love it when you do an impression. You didn't call on we should get Vanessa Lachey on the show. You didn't call on oops, I just farted and it was nasty, right? Yes, we did. We definitely did on that one. You shut your mouths now. Yes, we did. We definitely, definitely. You're so corny. And that one as well, actually. So you got three. So I got three and you guys got two. I'm going to work my way there. You're so corny. Can I talk? Speaking of corny, though, you know what's one of my favorite clips of recent years? Yeah. Was when Michael B. Jordan's on the red carpet and this interviewer comes up to interview him. And she's like, oh, my gosh, Michael B. Jordan. He's like, yeah, we went to high school together. You called me corny. And she's just like, ah, ha, ha, ha, ha. And he's truly just like, no, like, I'm not letting that slide. You bullied me in high school. Like, I'm not. It's awesome. Imagine making fun of someone in high school and they turn out to be Michael B. Jordan. That sucks. You're just like, fuck. That's why you don't make fun of people in high school, people. Because you never know who's going to become Michael B. Jordan. Yeah. He went to my college. Is Michael B. Jordan a slip it in? No, I just want to talk about Michael B. Jordan. It can't be for me. Wompy womp, wompy womp, wompy womp. Beep, beep, beep. Can we turn this back on? Beep, beep, beep. Nope, Michael B. Jordan. Attention, Michael B. Jordan's on the UFO. UFO. We won't rare. This is how. And you go right into it. Hey, that's a real song. Okay, I know. I'm thinking I'm going to move back to Florida. And that also starts with a dance. Okay, that's a slip it in because it was so sad. What did you say? What did you say? What did you say? I think I'm going to move back to Florida. It was so sad, and he thought he would do it under the radar. Even though I can't see your face, I can hear you. What do you mean? Is there something in the way? Wait, was that a slip it in? Yeah. Of course it is. Who would move? It's like, guys, I'm going to bury myself alive after this. Everyone's like, oh, okay. Big fear of mine. Big fear, too. Big fear. Yeah. Although, part of me is like, I could kill Billet, but no, you can't. No. She's like, eh. Oh, yeah. Eh. Yeah, so she. And then she climbs out of the dirt. Doesn't she do this? Yes, she goes. It's pretty entertaining, though. Oh, I love killing people. There's definitely the toxic male deep within me, especially when I was younger, has this thought of like, if I'm put into a situation like that, I'll just go psycho mode, and I'll break out of whatever. I'll use all of my power that's stored inside you. It's like the chosen thing of like, in those moments, it's like, if I was buried alive, I would just be like, I would just use all of my strength, and I would bust open the earth. That's a slip it in. 100%. No, it's not. It's not. Psycho mode? Psycho mode. I've said psycho mode. Psycho mode. Bust through the earth? I do that all the time. None of that was a slip it in? No. Shane busts in the earth all the time. Okay, so I looked at you judgmental. I bust out of the earth. Yeah, he puts him in, lets the little guy out. What little guy? Well, how our penis is doing today, guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Don't worry, I measured. How tall were you when you measured yourself? 10 inches. When I read all of them, I was like, I measured myself this morning? Like, Selena, what's wrong with you? What's going on? She said it would be funny because you are short. Sorry. You're out of your slip it ins. You're just saying that. This is just me. You're just saying that for real. Sorry. I don't mean that you're short. You're actually a wonderful height, Shane. No, it's okay. People do it because they don't know what else to make fun of you about because there's nothing to make fun of you about. You're a brilliant, wonderful guy. Yeah. We've got to figure out how to cross your legs, but you're a great, great guy. And then you go, slipped it in. Slipped it in. No, I'm not offended by it. Okay. I'm not. Just so you know. Oh, no. He's upset. He is upset. He will not talk to me. We'll leave here and he'll be like, good episode. Yeah. Yeah. I'll just be like, great. You guys reading any good books lately? Yes. What's going on here? That's a genuine question that I want to ask. I haven't, I've not talked about the books that I've read this year at all. Yeah, we need to talk about them. I haven't heard. Do you do, so me and you do the same thing. I listen to an audio book that's a completely different genre. Yeah. And I read, usually Romantic-y, but I listen to a completely different genre book. Interesting. So I just finished The Lion Woman of Tehran. So good. Whoa. And I'm now on a new book that's called You Deserve to Know. And Dateline interviewed the writer because apparently this is a true story that she was involved in. And she wrote the book based off the story, but she fictionalized it. Why are you laughing? We're just because we're having a genuine conversation after all the silly shit that we've done. I did not slip anything in. He's planning on it. That's my. That's what I'm listening to. I'm listening to You Deserve to Know. Wow. I just started. I need a new book. And by new book, I mean I read one book. What? Right. Yeah. It was called My Year of Rest and Relaxation. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. An atrocious book. I couldn't put it down. I could not put it down. It was so well written. I was like, I need to keep eating. It's funny, right? Is it funny? It's quirky. I mean, it's not really funny. It's just like you can't stop reading it. And then after. Afterward, I was like, well, this was a miserable experience. I don't know. It was just like. I think I had that spoiled. I was like, I loved reading that book. And it was a miserable experience. And now it sits on top of my air conditioner because it has a light on it that shines all in the middle of the night. So the book needs to be on top of it so it doesn't shine so I can go to bed. And it's covered in dust. I tried reading. The book I tried reading after that, and this is how long ago this was, it just came out with Ryan Gosling. Oh, Project Hail Mary. Project Hail Mary. I love that book. I opened the book, and there's a diagram of the ship. And I went, OK. Then you go to the next. I love books that have pictures. Well, then you go to the next page, and it's like, woke up from my coma. Well, that just happened. It's like, got to do math? Blah, blah, blah, blah. OK. This is crazy. I bet you're wondering how I got here. And I was like, I can't. He's a teacher. I can't read the chungest. He is legitimately. He's legitimately. The chungest book. I'm dying. I think the cringing aspects of that character makes sense because he's like a teacher. No, seeing it on camera and him being like, I'm going to do a little dance as I leave. I'm like, OK. So this is where this all works and equates. But when I'm reading it, and people are like, this is the best sci-fi book I've ever seen. It's like, going, going. I can't. I'm like, I can't. Because I've read a lot of sci-fi, and sci-fi usually is so serious. Yes. Especially hard sci-fi. So reading a hard sci-fi that's kind of quirky and silly. No, I can see how that would be a breath. I was like, what's crazy is the science when they get into it. I, to my understanding, is very based in hard science. Yes, yes, yes. And especially, spoiler alert, but when he starts talking to Rocky, in the book, they really detail out how they figure out how to communicate. And it's so fun. I've never seen it. I'm sure. OK. How dare you? All right. I'm sure. Listen. Although I love this review. I know I'm wrong about this book. No, it's OK. Let me put that out there. I know I'm incorrect about my feelings for it. No, you are. It's subjective. I just have so many walls and barriers to get into a book. Of course. Of course. It's a problem for me. It's got to be gripping. It's got to be well-written. It can't chungus me out. Books are subjective. Did you listen to Famesick? No. Lena Dunham's book. I really want to read a book right now. I'm good on audio. He wants to read. Can I pitch one that is, the one I'm reading, it's just, it's like an easy book to read, right? So if you're getting back it, like, I mean, like, you know when you're like- So there's this thing called the alphabet. No, no. What I mean is, you know when you haven't been reading for a while- The Bible's a good read. To be motivated to, yeah, I've been finally reading it. I've been reading the Bible lately. But you know, if you haven't been reading for a long time, and you need a book that's like, you're going to be motivated to read, is what I mean. That's what I mean. I'm reading this book called Dungeon Crawler Carl. I was just going to say that you should read that book. What is it called? Dungeon Crawler Carl. I heard it was good. A what? I'm finally trying to read the Bible. You teed it up for me. What? That was awesome. You teed that up for me. You teed up and slipped it in? You said, yeah, the Bible. I said, yeah, I'm finally- I'm finally trying to read the Bible. I was like, thank you. Thank you for that, Amanda. Was this what you were trying to get to all along? Yeah, I started to talk about books so I could get to the Bible. I helped you with the power of God. Thank you. Yes, the power of God. That is crazy, because you never talk about the Bible, and I bring up the Bible maybe once a year, because I have to, to pay him. To pay him. My firstborn son. Ha! That's crazy. But no, it's a very fun, silly book. I heard it's good. It's Hunger Games meets Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Okay. How chungus is it? From one to chungus. It's not- it's not as chungus as okay I don't know I think chungus scale I think it's definitely like comedic and like sometimes reading comedy books are tough because like the way that comedy translates on a page is so different than if you can like perform it um maybe he should there's parts that make me laugh there's also parts that I'm like all right like cool but but like I'm entertained by the story a lot it's it's one of those books that you read and you're like wow people are allowed to write whatever they want okay and it's just as wacky as it gets okay I do love um like a a mystery a psychological situation too so if anyone's got any of that oh I could probably find a ton for you uh yeah I definitely have some I could probably Alice Feeney does a lot of really good mystery books but okay there's a lot of mystery books out there that are like suburbia white woman mystery book or like you know the other type of mystery book do you still have slip it ins I have one you guys know what I'm talking about I have one left it's either suburbia rich white woman right it's mystery or the other's mystery yeah cause there was like there was the god of the woods that came out last year that was really popular which is like a a girl goes missing at a summer camp and it's like a big like who Harlan Coben does really good mystery books Harvey Coben Har that's a you you're out of slip it ins but that's not real Harlan Coben he's like a jersey he's a jersey guy Coben Hart or Harvey Coben Hardy Coben Harvey Coben Harley Coben you know what Tommy you're done what about yesteryear don't know shut up oh yeah everybody's talking about it's like trad wife time machine that's all you need to know okay I could I could I could probably but you like mystery do you like psychological I'm iffy on on suburbia yeah me too sometimes so like also I'm open to things that are just good because I can just watch things you know oh actually the book that I read this year that I think you would love because it's all short stories and it just follows a character each one is rejection it's this incredible book it's not the book Roy was talking about yeah it's very good every chapter is like a different type of person that you know and is it's so well done and it's like it is cringy to read because the characters are so fleshed out that's a very genuinely funny book okay I loved rejection so you could have that I could have that or I do want like a gripping yeah like basically it's like I I want to get back into reading books and I need a book that I can't put down and luckily my year of rest and relaxation was a book I could not put down unfortunately it was a miserable book that ended there was a final page that was like and also and I'm like come on well the good when this airs when this episode's out I bet you if you look at the comments of this video oh yes exactly there were plenty our fan base reading I watched I read one a bit ago that was called in the woods by Harlan Coben I thought that was a really good mystery okay um yeah I don't read a ton mystery's probably the one that I'm lacking on the most mystery thrillers are like my absolute me too my absolute favorite there was okay my husband's wife I just I just listened to okay that's you and she's lovely and you know but I loved I loved I thought that book was really really good also Alice Feeney okay but again it's like this suburbia white woman is really tough I'm struggling with it and a lot of people are writing it but let me tell you those stories are messed and thrillery okay so it might be good all right let me let me think of it more because I love thriller books yeah I'll look into these and yeah let me know in the comments if you have like a cool mystery thriller yeah psychological like the animes that I like are all these you know yeah anime I could also do horror I love horror you want to do a horror book I love I'd love to read a horror book she's all just like furry I love horror books I've read a lot whoa what um yeah yeah I love horror books I was gonna pitch if you wanted to read strange pictures or strange there's a really cool Japanese author who is doing this very new type of writing like novel where it's like a lot of imagery with writing and it's really really entertaining because it's like basically strange buildings I love the like start of it I didn't know unless I love where it went but it was like about he's writing about how a friend of his was looking at a new apartment and he sends him the the blueprint of the layout of the apartment he's like isn't there something weird about this and you then turn a page and there's just this blueprint of this apartment a diagram yeah a diagram but but he's like he's like he's like did you know and like it's kind of like interactive because he's like tell me do you notice anything strange about this and you're looking at it's like I don't notice anything but then it's like no do you notice like this doorway doesn't lead to like the right thing and I'm kind of and you start to build and that's how he does all of his books is like I like strange pictures works it's like here's an image he's like do you notice anything strange about this image and then it like keeps going and like does it build to anything yes strange pictures I like where the story went more but strange buildings I think is the more famous one but they both go crazy okay I could lend them to you okay oh wait I did I drop no I still have them at home I could lend them to you oh my god he's gonna lend you a book yeah wow I'm gonna lend you a book when you lend someone a book do you expect it back like promptly or are you like I'm letting it okay yeah okay what are your book rules how how much can I very good crinkle it I don't really genuinely dog here can you dog here or not I don't think I would care if you dog here I don't necessarily like to break the backs of I don't like to do that even I love here's the thing I want to be better about writing writing notes in books I want to be better about writing things out because sometimes I read a book and then I don't remember much and when I'm looking back I'm like and so I think it's good like more not necessarily to look back and read but like as to like really ingest it really I think that's I yeah I I I strive to do that more the problem is once I like get halfway through a book and I'm like oh I should do that I'm like I'm already halfway already halfway I need to commit to that see I like to I like to break the book because I want it flip you want it messed up one right I want my book kind of fucked up like a pizza I don't mind it dog eared yeah boom I don't care what people do with their books I there's a charm to really lived in messed up books I like it and I like giving books I like letting people borrow books and I usually don't need them back I dropped off almost all the books I read last year I dropped off in a box yesterday or a few days ago and they're all gone everybody luckily so many people here read that I can always just shocking and now you'll be one of them and now you'll join them I will say reading has saved me in a lot of ways I really started aggressively reading when I got pregnant and it is what it it's such an incredible thing I think I think as a kid you're like forced to do summer reading of books I hated reading as a kid I really hated it because it wasn't enjoyable yeah no I'm forced you to do it now they force you to do it and it's some books are really good but like where the red fern grows that will remain in me and it's the saddest book I've ever read to this day yeah can you help me out here um well this would be great thank you and I mean I you want it back yes and I'll teach Cole how to read oh my god I would love that that's a slip it's not a slip it in okay but what's coming is a slip it in because he only has five minutes you can't do that on you sorry um I would I'm very very excited about Cole reading I cannot wait oh I want to do like Lord of the Rings series so that's too scary that's Lord of the Rings is probably a little advanced yeah yeah no for sure just just like it's boring no for sure not not like it's genuinely probably boring yeah I won't do it yeah you're fine there's tons of great books for him to read though um eventually I might I might get a little list from you oh absolutely I would because I I uh my nieces and nephew I've bought a lot of books for okay a lot of books a lot of mangas mangas are great too because they're a little bit easier oh I should do that then I have books I can give really yeah I have some books what kind of books like baby books or like a little bit older because we got a lot of baby books for the age that he's growing into okay perfect I think that would be great yeah yeah yeah because half our books are one-year-old books half our books are in Russian guys oh wow sometimes a book has he's reading Leo Tolstoy oh Dostoevsky not yet is he reading little no he's reading like a book with a cat has like crime and punishment for little babies Pride and Prejudice that's not Russian that's not Russian that's Jane Austen I know no I love my 18th century literature so you don't slide that past me okay that's a slip it in it's not a slip it in see now I'm just on alert yeah you guys everything I say hey everything I say I really do want to hear I do want to hear in the comments like your guys's favorite thriller book right now yes your favorite romantic see and your favorite like whoa what book that's what I'm I'm interested in all of them but the romantic see that's fine you don't need romantic see yeah you don't need that you could have it I could I will say I'm still waiting to read this book but two of my friends said it's a saddest book they've ever read but it's so good a little life yeah I've heard it's really really sad that's what everyone keeps saying but isn't that weird that I kind of want to read it yeah it's probably really like a sob sometimes you need a little vehicle to sob yep on the beach cry yeah it's tough when there's a book that there people are like this book is amazing it is depressing as hell and you look at it 600 pages you're just like well why for a month well why yeah anyways can I teach Cole how to do a boss next - You know what? what sure yeah that sounds great shane can you give me an example of your best boston accent that you would teach cole um man cole this uh diablo 2 is wicked high whoa where are you from i'm from boston yeah i'm from boston it takes me a second to rev up there you go yeah now i'm here yeah now i'm here yeah it's a little bit less it's not so yeah i'm yeah it's more like yeah yeah yeah yeah boston yard nobody's boston yard buddy i got a yard i'm going to harvard so so if you want to be if you want to fucking do it you have to be like wicked smart talking about it so you got to be like chill about it you got to kind of keep it like rolling off of your tongue but no one ever says boston yard well the really boston people do they say harvard yard harvard i messed up um so you guys you guys were giving me that right and you knew i giving you what what what what what okay so who wants slip it in so what was the exact slip it in well what i think i got let me teach no i only got two i only got let's see i got three past people did i get i think i'm done making music no or i did no no i didn't they called me out um i want to move out to florida did not make it through definitely not um i deleted one of them because i was like i got it can i be cole's godfather got that in got that i got reality show and i got shaved my head so i got three you got three i got three i got i got i'm the greatest of all time yep i did i did not get can i teach cole how to do a boston accent i got did i get i measured myself this morning yeah i got that i got i'm trying to finally read the bible and i got i could play center i got four the bible one i helped you with so i also get four no and we did let you have the boston one but you did win no no no i didn't count that one okay then you won i got four oh my god you won i did i i won bring out the cake with the stripper in it it's a but she's in here we chop it open she's just dead tommy thank you so much for playing thank you for having me thank you for playing and also if you have not seen prom line get your ass right now well in your seat to click on prom i'm sure they i'm sure yeah i don't care if you're on your commute to work no no no yes watch it get your ass pull over do your eyes on it you happen to see anyways prom line was so good congratulations on prom line thank you and on to the next i'm so glad you're feeling better all right thank you okay thank you for watching give those book recs in the comments yes please and we'll see you next week bye