#152 - Can We Get Away With This?

Hi, welcome to Smoshmouth. I'm Shane and I'm Amanda and this is our special guest Tammy. You good? Tammy's here. I'm Tammy. Tammy's here and when I look at you I can see an arm. Thank you. You're welcome. It's a gorgeous arm. Yes, it's a gorgeous arm and I'm being the mic. Tommy, I'm so glad you're here. Courtney was supposed to be here today but her, she had a really upset stomach. Is it put it mildly and you just recovered from an upset stomach? Guys, don't hear me out. Don't eat lettuce anymore. How about that? How about everyone? Stop eating lettuce. What is this crazy? It can make you so sick. You've got to really like when you're eating greens, you have to really wash it. Yeah, yeah, because like when I'll get the like pre washed, don't worry about it ones and those have been fine forever. But I got I still I still wash it until it's not fine until it's not. Now I'm what? Guys, don't do it. It was a crazy time. Don't really like dead. Well, yes, because the night before or the day before we filmed the prom line music video. Oh, yeah. And then we were out until 9.30 or something and then I had an 80M call time the next day. So I didn't get to sleep much. So I was already so tired. And then I had a little silly lettuce and that night it was silly lettuce. You know, you don't know your persons, the one until they see you on the ground, minute, just dirty all over the place. Right. And it's like, Oh, okay. All right. Let me get you a towel. And you're like, I don't want to throw up again. Don't make me do it. No, literally, he was like, you need to drink water. So there's something to do anyway. I don't want to get too into the nasty for these people. But I'm alive now. You're alive. Still not perfect. But I am alive. That's a good partner right there. I'm glad you're here. Thanks. And today we are going to be playing slip it in. Yes. For those unfamiliar, all each of us is going to get five phrases that Selena wrote out 15 phrases. We're going to get five each. We're going to take turns. Two of us will step out. The other one will say to the cameras and for our audio listeners what their five phrases are. And then after that, we will then continue the podcast. But you're trying to slip in your five phrases. Whoever gets the most phrases slipped in without getting caught, called out wins. Yes. Yes. So question here for me. Yeah. Yeah. So teachers. What's up? If you think it's a phrase, are you going to go, that's a slip and phrase. And do I immediately have to be like, yeah, you're right. You win. Yeah. If they call you out, if it's not, you go loser, loser, just a random thing, I said, and then like give it a little bit of time. And then you can go, so that was I, I just said. So you can, okay. So you can admit it later. Yeah. You're like, let us know after a little bit of time. So it's just like the game. Yeah. Yes. Have you guys noticed that Johnny Appleseed came in here after he cut down a tree and put this table here. Oh, they were like, we need a table. And they said, log. We're going to get a talker to come in and split that soon. Oh, I, could you imagine sitting here? There's like, there is, there is a lot of hot ones. It's like a new one every day. Yeah. What are they called? Lumberjacks hot wood chop. Could you imagine we just sit here and we have to like not react while this gets chopped? Sure. I wouldn't do it. It's a react video. Try not to come. You're like, you're like, you're like, oh, packs are huge. God. We talk about really cool things on this channel. And I'm very happy about it. Yeah. This is the channel where we talk about important things. Hey, nice shirt. Thank you. It's the games one. And hey, mine's a spring line, small shirt, spring line, smocked her. And mine's a shirt I got at a thrift store. And then I saw comments saying that I think it's from like a dive bar on the East Coast. What is it called? Mr. Ducks. Let me ask my East Coast friends and family. Get your, get your, get your East Coast WhatsApp group. Do you guys know Mr. Ducks? I don't know. Oh, God. They're hilarious over here on the East Coast. It's, um, you're really googling it right now. Yeah. I am. It's, um, MD. What does that stand for? MD? Guys, what does MD stand for? Medical doctor, Maryland. Oh, so it's on the coast of Maryland. It's called Mr. Ducks, lively seasonal bar and girl on the water, who's lively shout out to them. Well, I'm representing them and I've never been there. You should have gotten this shirt. It just says local boy with an American flag. Oh, that's really me. I'm not even kidding. That's you. That's very cute. That's me local, but the American flag. Yeah. Yeah. It kind of fucks it up. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like, we know you're, yeah. A little bit about that local. Yeah. Local to the biggest place. The biggest place of the world being here. Well, should we get our five phrases? Let's get our five phrases out. So I'm slipping it in. Amanda will start with you. So Tommy and I'll step out. Get out of here. Mind the log. Do you need help getting up? What, and why would you say that? Nothing. And no reason. Here are my five phrases that I have to slip in. And I'm going to do it in this voice. First, we should get Vanessa LaShay on the show. I would never say that. James, shut the door. Two, I would never let you babysit cold. That is awful. Because honestly, I would let either of those dudes babysit cold. What does it say about me? Three, oops, I just farted and it was nasty. That one's so good. And you know what, I'm not even going to claim that it's a slip it in. Four, I love when you do an impression of me. This one I can do. This one's pretty good. Five, I have to say this three times. You're so corny. You're so corny. You're so corny. Three, it must be three times arts. Not to slip it in. Selena, these are brilliant. These are so good. Okay. Let's see if I can do it. Next up, Tommy. Hi, everybody. My five sentences. First one is I think I'm done making music. And that'll hit. I've got, I might want to move back to Florida. Scary. Can I be Cole's grandfather? Very cute. Sorry. I'd say grandfather. Can I age? Can I be Cole's Godfather? Then I have, I'd love to get cast on a reality TV show. And I'd shave my head before I have to go back to being a Bernette. Ooh. Ooh. These are very intense. I will see if they believe me at two wall. These are my phrases. I'm the greatest of all time. Can I teach Cole how to do a Boston accent? I measured myself this morning. I'm trying to finally read the Bible. I could play center. Okay. Okay. Yes, ma'am. All right. So now we continue. Now Tommy, something we really did want to talk about is it's been out for a couple of weeks now. Yeah. It's our first time to really talk about prom line. Yeah. Oh my God. Let's talk about it. Yeah. It's so good. It's super exciting. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, yeah. No, it's been really. It's pretty legubrious. What does that mean? Okay. Yeah. No, it's, it's, it was really, really cool. The base, it basically was just like, Hey, we're gonna, we want to do a music video. I was like, Oh, I don't know about that. And then they were like, no, we want to. And I was like, Okay, then let's do it. And so we did it. And it was, it was, I came up with a pitch deck. I gave them a pitch deck. They sent that off to a cool director and his DP. And then like, we walk in. I'm like, Oh, all the stuff that I kind of asked for is here. This is really cool. And we kind of, you know, found a new version in on the day. They're on set. It was really, really fun. It was so much fun. I felt it was so cool because the director was really, really chill. And, and we got to be a part of all the shots. Like they, they would do it. And then we would all watch it together. Yes. It was so fun to do it to like watch playback over and over. Yeah. It looked incredible. Yeah. Um, and you had summer games in, from last, yeah, from last year, summer games. Yeah. Promposal. So good. I think it'll be like a true year since that aired that this will air. And you, but you produced this song like months ago, like, right? Like you, you came with this version of the song, the, the recording track of it. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like, I made like a goofy little silly version. Yeah. That you all heard. Uh, and then a few months after that, maybe like four months after that, um, Gabe reached out. I don't know if I can use the name. I probably, whatever, um, reached out and, uh, was like, I want to make this real. We were like, LOL. Okay, let's do it. And so we had his producer Mateus make a very, very cool, realized mega version of it. So good. Um, and then we've, we've been sitting on that for a while, trying to figure out what are we going to do with this one? We're going to release it. And then now we're here. And it's really, really cool. It's so, so sad. I, I loved being a part of it because it was just like, I never get to play like, what would you call me? I'm not a robot. Kind of a robot. I'm kind of a robot. I'm kind of like a Sims character. Yeah, exactly. I don't get to play that. So so fun. It was very fun. You being very blank. I was very blank. It was great. And the world was very imagined. It was like pink and like 90s and the apple, the, uh, is it a Mac computer? The Mac computer that I worked, by the way. It turned on heartbreaking damage for that. Yeah. Not anymore. Yeah. Watching Angela just take it out all of her rage. Excellent. Can I ask, do we know if another project is also out by this time, we're coming in. - I don't think if, I don't know if that's out yet. - Oh, okay, okay. - 'Cause I think there's a, 'cause we filmed that and we stopped to film the rest of that as we're recording that. - Well, we will talk about that. - You're so right. You're so right. Well, hey, cool things are on the way. - Yes. - That's cool. - Slip it in, that was such a slip it in. - It's not a slip it in. - Not a cool things on the way, slip it in? - Sorry, I was genuine saying it's a cool way. - The way he said it. - It was two cool things. - I said a little talk about it. - We're on the way, next up, and puppies. - What is going on? What are we doing? - What are we doing? - I'm doing so good with that. - Oh, dude, absolutely. - Now that I've kind of, I don't know, I feel like I did what I wanted to do with this and I feel like I'm maybe done making music now. - Forever? - Yeah, I feel like I'm done making music. - No, no, the world is going to be so sad. - I might be kind of complete with it. You have an idea, you realize it, and then you're like, you're solid. So I might be done, I don't know, I'm thinking about it. I might be done making music. - I'm having a heart, that's just something Tommy would never say. - Really. (laughing) - Really. - Really. - What are you doing? - I'm slipping it in. - God, wait, does that count as us calling it out? - Yes, yes, yes, you got me. - I was like, you're done doing music? - Dude, fuck, no. - No, I just signed on to do music. - You took care of ourselves. - Oh, I got you. - Nice. - I was like, how am I gonna get to this sentence? - You are so corny, this is crazy. - Yeah, you would for it pretty quickly, I respect it. - You are so corny. - Why are you repeating this back to me? - You are so corny? Is that something you would say? - You're trying to calm this? - Are you trying to put it back on this? - If you guess, if you guess that it's slipping in and you're wrong, something bad's gonna happen to you when you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, they've got Nickelodeon slime out there. I'm gonna bet that's a slip it in, you're so corny. - It is. - See? - That sucks, 'cause I wish I saved it. Once I said it, I went, well, it's too late now, I had to say it three times. - And that I think that is why I was able to pick it 'cause you went, you're so corny. - Selena, you're so corny, you're so corny. I never say corny. - And that's 100% what I do. - Dad says corny and then he also says Harry. - It's getting Harry up here. - Oh, it's getting Harry up here. - Yeah, do you ever hear that? - Like the cullier, like troublesome? - Like, like, woof. Like if you're going high up in a mountain, it's getting Harry up here. - Yeah, that seems normal. - Like, whoa, oh. - Okay. - Yeah. Okay. All right. - Was that also a slip it in? - No. - Okay. - No. - That was just a dad fact. - You're doing like a thing where it's like a quote. - I'm doing a thing. - See, now I'm parent, this makes a paranoid episode. - Well, sure, well, for sure at this. - Of course it does, but we just mean to relax. We have 50 minutes of just talking. - Oh, no. - No, no, that. You don't know how it's time we have in this world. - Because we can talk about whatever we want. We shouldn't get bogged down by the game. Not like the last time we played you laugh you leave, where it's like, hey, let's remember we can have a conversation. - Fine. - And not say a dirty joke every five minutes. - You do an impression of me. - Do an impression of her. - Okay. - It's not an impression. - Okay. - Yeah, I want to see my impression of her. - Because no one actually really does impressions of me. I feel like I do impressions all the time. - Oh, oh, it's, and it's got that act. Oh, what's his name? What's his name? - Oh. - Oh. - Oh, yeah. - Okay. - Yeah. - Okay. - I love when you do an impression of me, because you, you, you already start off like this. - You're like, let me get Amanda Poe. - You already start off like this. - Let's go. - Let's go. - Let me get Amanda Poe. - Amanda Poe. - It's Amanda Poe. - You wanna press me. - Yeah, it's like, it's like, I'm Amanda. - I'm six foot. I could play center. - I could, (laughing) - Damn. - I can't. - Damn. - Play basketball. - Damn. - Also, I slipped it in. - What? What did you slip in? - I love when you do an impression of me. - You are. - That's how you slay out and touch it. - I should have called that, because you said, nobody does an impression of me. And then you said, I love when you do an impression of me. I should have clocked that. But you did it because you were so in your impressions. - Yeah, whatever, because I slipped it in too. - You're so into the shimmy. - What? - Center. - Yeah, I could play center. That was the phrase. - But you made it about me. - I was doing an impression of you saying, I could play center. - Look at two geniuses against each other. - Yes. - Okay, this will be really challenging. - What if all of my I statements? - I would still be rather challenging. - Well, he put it in an impression. So I guess we have to keep doing impressions. - I could play center and I did that. - Someone asked me to do an impression. (laughing) - Tommy, okay, fine, Tommy. We're gonna get halfway through the podcast. We're gonna have burned through all the phrases. - Yeah, you're right. Tommy, do it. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, come back, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, thing. Okay, I'll say that. Give me a damn break. What was the question? What's your favorite thing about doing a music video? Anytime. It could be writing the song, recording the song. Oh my god, writing the song is the most fun part. Okay, okay. Yeah, like the producing it, like even though I didn't make like the big cool crazy version, like I, you know, it's still my melody and like the the bass line's the same. You know, it's like there's that kind of stuff. Yeah, yeah, definitely the writing it. It was okay. It was really. You can't look down at your phone at your slippet in. Yeah, that's again. Conversation. I'm just checking my, I'm just checking my messages. Writing it was really George Washington is my spirit animal. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, no, it was, it was really, really fun. Lots to do. Lots to do. But it's very, it was, it was a blast. He said lots to do twice. I was and it made no sense. I was really glad I got to go be like an extra, yeah. And that was a, that was really fun. Okay, that lots to do is a slippet in 1,000%. No. Twice. No, I just wanted to spook you. You spooked me, not a bitch. I got you. I didn't like that. I will say the part that was really fun. Like when I when I was like trying to basically with this music video, I didn't want it to be like a Tommy's dancing and singing to the camera thing. Right. Just because it didn't compute with what I wanted to do with this. Yeah. But they do need that for coverage. So there were shots at the end of the day after I sweated my, okay, by the way, forehead, forehead is a different color than the rest of my body. It's forehead was white because I couldn't stop sweating and I am pasty right now. And so it was just like, and I had bronzer on because I wanted to be tan like last year. Yeah. And so I just had a pale forehead and a tan, I looked sick. You looked at us and you were like, did the bronzer wipe off? And we're like, yes. You're like, yes, it did. Your forehead is white. Yeah. But I so as of right now, I just saw a cut of it and I was able to give some notes. I just have a few left. I want to give. But the dancing, when you don't have choreography and they go, I want you to dance for three minutes. Yeah. You you mix stuff up. Yeah. That's tough. Boy, does it look odd? I was watching it and I was like, so I am cringing myself out at this right now. Great. Right. But my friend told me they were, she was like, but you're committing your ass off to it. So I mean, it kind of works because you're like, you're, yeah, you're like giving it you're all at least. And I was like, yeah, but like when I'm like, yeah, but I kind of Elaine, I'm so lame from Seinfeld 5. I watched it and I was like, it was really, really good though, because it felt like you were, you perfectly matched like a 2000s music. I was trying to be cool and then like entering framing like, huh? Yeah. Yeah. That's what I was going for. And meanwhile, the rest of us are at a prom. Right. We were asked to dance too. And I'm, so I'm trying to figure that out myself. And it's, it's, you're just dancing for kind of like an hour straight. Yeah. We were all dancing for an hour straight while he blasted the song as loud as possible. It was awesome. I guess it was better that I was kind of a robot because I didn't need to conform to any of that. So as of, as of now, because I have not seen the music video as of recording this, yes, it's still being compiled. Yeah. What was the story of, because it's you and Angela. Right. So the initial, so the, I'll, I'll kind of talk about the pitch as opposed to the music video, because right now there's some stuff up in the air. Sure. But it was supposed to be, because I was like, okay, if you don't watch Smosh and you come across this, you're like, so what the fuck is this? Sure. Prom line. And so I wanted to like reset the like, okay, it's 2005 or some, you know, not right now. I didn't want it to be too obvious what I didn't want it to be a period piece. And it's prom. And so I wanted Angela to be like, oh man, I want a date for lesbian prom. And so I wanted her to Google, like, how to get a date for prom parentheses lesbian. And then the result came would come up, or rather, Asgees would be better. And then the result comes up. And then it's like, get a date for prom now, parentheses lesbian. She clicks on it. It downloads a virus. It opens. It's me. I pop out. I slap the computer. It boots up a character creator. Amanda pops up as like a blank person. We customize her. I make her stupid. She pops out and she's like a simple, like sims, like soulless. I'm a simple girl. Yeah, little soulless. They go to a dress shop. The guy at the dress shop is like, oh, let me, you know, hello, and I don't go with them. I like send them on their way. And then when they get the dress, the guy turns, it was supposed to be, oh my god. I mean, I think it's the dress. We got to go. It's prom. They leave. And then the dress store guy watches them leave and then turns into me. And then you go, wait, what? Why did he turn into him? And then they show up at the prom. And then everyone's dancing at the prom. And then people are starting to glitch out. I wanted to Amanda's. I wanted you, I wanted blank Amanda to come in. And then the other Amanda to be there and be like, is that supposed to be me? Like, is that fucking me? I love that. And then people start like glitching a little bit and then the two go to kiss. And then Amanda turns into me. And then Angela's like, ah! And then everyone else, I wanted a sinner's type shot where they move through the dance. And then people start turning into me as it goes. And then I wanted Angela to be like backing up against the wall while there's like 40 of me. And then she leaves. Then she comes home and she bashes the computer. We got a lot of that stuff in. But we were definitely unable to do any of the cool shots where there's a bunch of us, a bunch of me. So we kind of had two people turn into me. And then like one final like, oh, like he's going to get me kind of shot. So it's like, we lost a little bit of what I was going for with our restraints. But I'm trying my best right now to like kind of sprinkle in some other stuff. But in your pitch, it's kind of like Angela thinks the problem is happening with this me. Well, no, the problem is happening, but it's not with me. Well, the idea was the initial idea is was she sees you in a yearbook and she draws a heart around you and then makes you on the computer. But it's actually the virus. Right, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the problem is happening, but it's actually the virus, right? Or the virus is like taking over the back. And then at the end, the mom comes in and it's me, which we need to get that V.O. today. Oh, let's do it. Let's do it. Done. Great. So anyway, that's what it was. That's incredible. Do you think I slipped anything in? You probably did. Oh, my God. I was focused on something else. Yeah, sorry, that we're good friends and we're good. What would you slip in? I don't know. What do you think? I have no idea. Wait, um, Selena made it easy on you and she gave me no. Oh, what if that was the slip it in? What if it was, what if Selena said, Hey, slurp loudly. I did not slip anything in. I was going to say, I don't think because everything you said sounded like something. I just wanted to send you into a lot of work. A lot of work. We have a lot of work to do. I hate these things. We need a lot of work to do. Lots to do. Lots to do. Lots to do. There's lots to do. Lots to do. Guys, lots to do here. I think it's so cool because I remember before that summer games last year, Courtney wrote her whole song as well. Like I'm very impressed by people who write music who have like that come to their head because I don't. Like I'm just not. I'm not a musically inclined person, but we have so many on our cast. I'm always just very impressed by it. I mean, it's it's fucking tearing up my heart. Like it's it's literally I truly just like, Okay, I've got two days to come up with a proposal where I'm a hacker. It's 2005. It's so good. It's a proposal. I was like, I don't know. And so I was like, okay, prom lines. So good. And we were talking that we were in sync honeys and not backstreet boys. Yes. Well, I liked backstreet boys, but in sync was my number one. And I think people a little bit older than me were like backstreet voices. Yes, my older cousin loved backstreet boys. She was like four or five years older than me. Because they were the OG, right? weren't they just like a year or two before in sync? No, kids on the block. I feel like for that OG. Well, new kids on the block was way earlier, but backstreet boys. The kids on the block was like super bonkers bananas. Cool guys. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, you can't you can't make direct eye contact with a smirk after you say it. There's no way it could have been the new kids on the block line because I brought that up. No, but he's saying super bonkers bananas boys. Not a slip it in. I'm gonna say not a slip it in. Oh, it's not. You're dumb. That's something you would say. The things I have to say today. I must get you confused. He has to prime us. I have to prime you. And meanwhile, I got I could play center. Yeah. Like that's that that was an easy one for me. Yeah. You know, on that note, I've been saying bonkers a lot for a while. What is a great word? I'm not a big. I'm not the biggest fan of it. Okay. That's fine. It's mine. I you don't have to say it. I think bonkers is cringing. I'm allowed to I think anyone that goes, that's bonkers. I'm like, what are you talking about? Cringing. Oh, so you've been cringing it in this entire time. Yeah. Do you use the word cringe? You don't use words. It's not a slip. You use it as a verb. It's like something like cringed that like Nick and Vanessa Lachet would say or something like, okay, this this reunion is bonkers. No, they wouldn't. Yeah, they would. It would not. We should have Vanessa Lachet on the show so she can say it. Okay, I really am genuinely down to have her on. Okay, we would have to we need to get like a metal detector for Amanda to walk through. No, I won't. I won't. I won't hurt her with that. I'd hurt her with my bare fists. Oh, okay. All right. No, I'm not going to I'm not going to hurt her violently, but we should have Vanessa Lachet on the show so that we could just we could just clear the air. Yeah. Okay. Sorry. This is like when you're out of dinner and there's a really big bouquet. I know. You know what? I've never just looked at this one. I have yours and it's really awesome. Hey, by the way, I slipped it in. So what is Vanessa Lachet part of your slip it in? Yes. Oh, what do you guys? We should get Vanessa Lachet on the show. We've got these little least. Okay. I create it. Guys. It's good. It's good. Yours are like things you would say, right? So that so that so your slip sentence are things you would say. You're so corny. You're so corny. You're so corny. What's to do? Lots to do. Lots to do. Lots to do. Lots to do. Lots to do. Yours are yeah. Mine are all roasts on mine. It's like I could play like Selena wrote. I could play center because she knew that'd be funny coming out of my mouth. But yet you used it in person. I use it for you because it makes real sense. Yeah, it was the only way I was going to because if I said I could play center, but for real, shut up dumbass. But for real, literally called me a dumbass. Yes, but that was when I meant it. Now I don't feel that you're a dumbass today. Right. I'm not giving dumbass today. No, you're not feeling pretty smart today. Yeah. Yeah. That's bonkers. That's bonkers. But I really mean it. I would love Vanessa Lachet on the show just to like see what would happen. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Cool. What's what and that's love is blind, right? Yes. Yes. Yes. I mean, besides love. That's Nick Lachet 98 degrees. Which nobody listened to 98 degrees. I listened to two songs of theirs. That's maybe it wasn't my it wasn't my favorite. Have we had American? No, this I promise you is in sync. Yeah. I do. I do. Okay. Didn't tell you what that is. They didn't really have a lot of great songs, but I did watch him and Jessica Simpson. Well, sure. Sure. Tunes. What was the reality show? The newlyweds. The newlyweds. That was chicken of the sea. Do you remember that? And she she consistently like farted a lot and he'd like, Jessica. Yeah. No, it was like that's awesome. The talk of the entire year was when she had the chicken of the sea. And she's like, is it chicken or is it fish? That was that was a big, genuinely blown away. And that was like all people talked about for like a year. Yeah. That was all they had. I brought it up a lot, but like I think back on how a thing would happen on television back in like 2006. And it would be like that's what we talked about. Well, there was so less media. There's so much less. There was so less media and also like then everyone was in on it. Yeah. Like I'm I'm so sad that we record this show. And if it's like coming out in a few weeks, it's like, Oh, like I'm watching Love Island. I can't really talk about it because by the time this airs, it'll be so it'll be like that's where we're on to like a million new things. So now we have just Jessica Simpson being like oops, I just farted and it was nasty. And Nick Lache is just like. What is Selena for one of your slippant ins was oops, I just farted and it's nasty. That would be crazy. Yeah. Is it? Yes. Because I go. It is. Oops. I just farted. And it was nasty. Jessica Simpson actually farted on the show. She would she would literally poop and Nick would be like oh my god Jesus. That was like a big thing. She'd be like, you love my stinky butt. Don't you? Oh my god. I'm not even making that up. That was like a thing. God. What? What is this reality show? It was just them being newly married. I don't know. But if I said as me, oops, I just farted and it was nasty, would you guys believe it? If you did it with a little voice kind of like you did, like I believe it. You're a mom now. I feel like you're I don't think your mom now. So my ass will just open. No, no, I just mean like I just feel like parents get used to like - You know, you're dealing with shit all the time. So like, you're desensitized too. - I will say Cole now does like kind of monster farts. - Fuck yeah. - Oh, he does and they're like (blows kiss) and I'm like-- - That's awesome. - Oh, make it work. - And I go, did you just fart and he goes, (laughs) I know. - Can I be his godfather? - I would never let you babysit Cole. - Okay, okay, that's too bad. (laughs) - Wow, damn, that actually, oh, wait. No, that's a slip it in. - That's a slip it in. - Yeah. - What, you just said? - Yeah, I would, of course, let you babysit Cole. - How many do you have left? - That was also a slip it in. (groans) (laughs) - See, Selena wrote that and I go, that's so sad. I actually would totally let you or Tommy babysit Cole. - Okay, it'll happen sometimes. - I'd love to. - You don't want to be his godfather. - I will be, I will be, I will be, and I will be. But that is, (laughs) - So we're using Cole to slip it in. - That's right. Real quick, I'd like to get back to the topic of reality TV shows. This pillow is hollow. I don't know if guests have talked about this yet. - They have not. - They have not. - These are like nips. - They have nips. - They have nips in there. - So I'm writing to put my full fist in. - I'm writing to put my full fist in there. - Hey, need to put my full fist in this pillow. No, but like, oh yeah, it's like hollow. - It's just nip. It's just like a nip. - I think the pillow does not enjoy that you are doing that. - Whoa, pretty cool. - It's just like a mom. You can just get right in there. - What? - Jesus Christ. - I know that I know that's not slip it in because Selena could not write something that demented. Selena has a conscience. - Yeah, our bankers. - Okay, how about this guy? - This guy's bankers. - Okay, so this is for our visual. - Yeah, so if you're listening, just, you know what, tune out for a little bit. - Pick his eyes on the pillow. - All eyes on the pillow. Ready? (mimicking music) - Oh, fuck. - Okay, thank you. - Backrooms as a pillow. - If you're listening, just imagine the grossest shit you've ever seen. - Yeah, forever. - That's what that is. - Like, how many phrases do you have left? - I thought you were gonna say how many times does Cole fart a day? - Well, yeah, but no. - And I was going to say, that you're burning through 'em. - Yeah, you're burning. - Well, I love to twerk. - Come on. - Listen, Selena just slacked that and I thought, she goes, she goes, you're done. But this is exactly how much time, what, how long will you even be recording for? - It's been 35. - Well, get this. - We're literally halfway through and you're out of your phrases. - When I play, slip it in, I get overwhelmed that I have to. - Yeah, I've got it. - So all the time, I would literally be like, when Chimes on Etsy, I would just save them all the time. - Sure, well, sure. - So I'm done. - All right, you're done. - I can be free. I don't care. - Now you're just gonna have a conversation. - Okay, and I was having a conversation. - Genuinely, genuinely, it'd be fun to babysit, Cole. - Yeah. - How does that make you feel? Would you be scared? - No. - Okay. - I've babysitted a young boy before. - So as long as I tell you what to do-- - Totally. - And you're like, but I have no issues if you're like, hey, this happened. What do I do? I would-- - Sure. - But I think you would be-- - Actually, I'm extremely paranoid when it comes to like kids and stuff. I'm like, I don't want to-- - I've seen you hold him and play with him. You'd be absolutely fine. - I've seen you too. - Cool. - But he was so little-- - I know, he was little mister-- - He was little, now he's big mister that comes all over you. - Yes, I actually would like to come over this weekend. - Would love that. - And I would love that. - Yeah, I mean, can I teach him karate? - Of course. - Cool. - Yes, please. - What's up? - You wanna teach him karate? - Can I teach him karate? That's a reasonable ask. - That's such a slippin' in this crazy-- - Not a slippin' in is what's funny. Is it? - It's not a slippin' in. - I can't lie. - So you can't? - So you can't lie? - Cool, as you can't lie. - Is it a slippin' in? - No. I was asking genuinely can I teach him karate? - Yes, you can teach him karate. - Okay, great. - Kia. - Kia! - Do you know about the Kia asylum? - Kia asylum. - The Kia asylum. - No. - Can I teach you about the Kia asylum? - What is that? - The internet, lore of the Kia asylum? - No, what is that? It's something people buy a Kia? - So when it pops, this is great. I'm glad I finally get to introduce you to something. - Yeah, Amanda doesn't know. - Okay, so the Kia asylum is a not real thing. It's an idea of like if you're like a female pop star artist and you're not quite hit in popularity and you're kind of in this like Charlie XX was in the Kia asylum for a long time. - Does she know that she's in it? - The girls usually know they're in the Kia asylum and she got out of the Kia asylum with Brad but now she's trying new experimental stuff as she used to do and so she's going back into the Kia asylum. And so the Kia asylum is called the Kia asylum because of Kia, the singer of, is she not, is it not my neck, my back? I think that's Kia. - My neck. - It might be. Yes, it is. But her name is pronounced Kia, which is perfect because you're so unpopular that they don't know how to pronounce your name. This is the internet, I'm not being rude. This is the internet. - This is what the internet says. - This is why old. - So the Kia asylum is like a place where you as a, either upcoming or like trying for a long time pop star live until you hit some kind of mainstream thing. - I thought it was gonna be. - I just wanted to explain it to the Kia. - That's kind of incredible in a really bad way, but also like who else is in there? - Well, probably tons of people. - Zara Larson was for a while. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Well, what's her name? Um, white, she always wraps. I hate that. - The Kia's Alia? - Yes. - No, the Kia's Alia's. - She's in hell. - Shipped away. (laughing) - She's in Shipped In A Container somewhere else. - Oh yeah, and you know the, the. Taya mocks, Taya mocks. - Mocks. - No, I'm gonna go to the Maya mocks. What if I poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop. You know that? - Oh, it's, it's a, I was listening to it recently. - No, what is it? - Oh, it's so good. - Who is it? - It's her, it's Kia's Alia. - She's at a live event. She starts freestyleing and she, she does that. And it's like, all right. - Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, poo. - I so hate you. - She just, poo, poo, poo, poo. - She's talking so fast and so loud that there aren't words anymore. - Oh, I love it. - And because if you're at the concert, you're just like, yeah. - So the audience is like, woo! - But if you listen to it, it's just like, excuse me. - Do you think as she was doing that, she was like, I'm the greatest of all time. - 100%. - Like the confidence that she does, that she's going to like, tie a mox, tie a mox. - Yeah. - And look, it's kind of catchy. - Is she saying tire marks? - Tire marks. - I think that's-- - Tie a mox, tie a mox. Hook it up the bio mox. Put, put, put, put it on in my train. - Paps me, a paps me. - Paps me. - You know something about this and says that she wasn't actually trying to freestyle. She was trying to wrap a Kendrick Lamar song and failing. - Oh, that's even worse. - I can't even recognize it because no one can. - Wow. - I slipped it in, by the way. - Goddamn. - With what? Iggy Zalia? - I'm the greatest of all time. - Why would you get that phrase? (laughing) - No. Seriously. Selina's were just like, I could play center. I was like-- - It reminds me of-- - I have to say things that nobody's going to believe. - Mine's like, I fart and it's nasty. - Yeah. No, mine are all like really positive things about myself. - I love that. - That's beautiful. - Which Selina obviously took as, this will be really hard for you to say to anyone I believe. - Yeah. - Kia Asylum, wow. I am now introduced to a whole new one I'm going to look at it. - I thought it was going to be that they are like, their songs are used in Kia commercials. - Oh yeah, no. - Like that's where they, they're stuck. - Could you imagine? - My neck. - My neck. - My back in a Kia commercial. - What I can't on here is whenever people talk about like, oh, this music sounds like target commercial music. - Yeah. - Like old Navy commercial music. And I'm like, oh, damn, so when I hear songs, I'm like, this is that, which I sometimes really like. But, you know, you know who I'm coming around to? And I was kind of like not sure, but now lately, I'm like, this music rocks is Pink Pantherous. - Oh. (singing in foreign language) - Like that's my Pink Pantherous. - She's this British pop star. And it's just like, I don't know, it's got like a vibe to it. And at first I was kind of like, I'm not into it, but that she has this new music video, well by the time the series, not that new. That girl like me. And it's like very like 2005 vibes. And for some reason, it clicked. Now she's like, you know what, I dig her vibe now. I'm in. And also she's, she's got that red carpet interview where someone comes up to her and they're like, they're like, you're looking incredible tonight. She just goes, blah. - Yeah. (laughing) I say that all the time. - I love that. I love that. I think I probably know whatever song. She sounds familiar. We can't sing it here. - I know. - The vibe is like, I'm sitting on the bus. I'm a 14 year old girl with my Tamagotchi. And I'm popping my head with my-- - Oh hell yeah. - The whole world. - Accurate. - You know, it's like a cool vibe. But you're like, yeah. - I love that. - Yeah, pop out of her girl. - But like, back to the day. - I love that. Definitely. Okay, I'd love to talk about reality TV shows a little bit. - I'm so down. - Yeah, I love to talk about reality TV. I don't watch a ton of it. I'm only watching Love Island as of right now. - Okay. - By the time this airs, that'll have been going for weeks. Probably. - Yeah. - It's gotten insane. - Right. I love having one reality show that I watched where I'm like, I'm not thinking. - And it's just this. - I'm just-- 'Cause otherwise I, you know, the show's a little-- - I feel like I get trapped. Like, it feels never ending and never ending. - Well, sure. It can be rough. I mean, it's really, really messy than I'm in. But, okay, if you were to be cast in a reality TV show, obviously we can't do the love-- - It's a great question. What reality TV show would you like to be casted in? 'Cause I'd love to be casted in a TV show. - Traders. - I think that'd be real. - Traders. - Traders. - Traders would be fun for me too, yeah. - Who? - What else, what's the other? - I love thinking about who on the cast would do best at what reality shows. - Yeah. - 'Cause I wouldn't be good at Survivor, I slipped it in. - Fuck. - Fuck! - I'd love to be casted in a reality TV show. - Yeah, I was like, why did I go down that road with that? - What, I really? - I literally was like, wow, Tommy really wants to talk about reality TV show. - Here, because as a host of a podcast, how else would I say it, how I would I say it? - Honestly, you might be okay at Survivor. - No, so there's the part that you forget is that you have to do physical things. - There are plenty of people who can't do physical things. - My heart's the size of an acorn. - That's good news. - Honey, that is not true. - I think you do pretty well at Traders. - I think I do okay at Traders. - I think you would struggle if you were like telling so many lies every single day. I think that would be hard. - Well, there's two layers to the question, 'cause there's, would you be good on Traders as, and specifically a Trader or a Faithful, which would you be good at? And I don't know, I think I'm honestly not sure. 'Cause what you get in and you're in the production and it's so drawn out and it's going days and you're reading all these people. - Do you think it's true? - I think it'd be fun to be a Trader. See, I'm always pissed when I'm watching Traders when people get so, like, I can't believe you do this to me. I'm like, you guys all sign up for this game. Like, it's so much fun. Like, I would get heated, but I also love it. And I think why I would love to be a Trader. I would love to be a Trader and then get caught at eventually, like later on, 'cause you get to give that speech. - Oh, the speech is so bad. - And nobody did it better than like Boston Rob or it's just like, you can tell that he's in it for the love of the game to be like guys. I've told you from the beginning that I was a faithful and all I can say is, I was lying. - And everyone's just like, I'm a Trader to the end. - I loved Bob the Drag Queen's one. It's like, I swear to God that I am not a Trader and that's the end of me like, but I don't believe in God. So, I'm like, I'm also like Bob the Drag Queen and Boston Rob both understood that they're like, we are here to entertain people. - Yes. - And they rushed that. - Some people, man. They go, they're like, it's just crazy that you guys all came for me. And I, like I said, from the beginning, I'm a faithful. It's like, okay, go now. Do you want to keep the pillow? - I'll be keeping this pillow. - Okay, great. - I mean, like, have a feel. It's so very clearly hollow that you simply must get in there. - Okay, so that's not what I, that's not what I meant by have a feel, but is it not incredible? - Okay. (laughing) - What time is it? - What time is it? It's five o'clock time, man I'm gonna go crazy. (laughing) This is my music video. - It's five o'clock time and I'm gonna go get it. - That's why I did you get an extra slip it in or are you just saying it's ain't shit now? - It starts off at Smosh mouth and I'm like, that's so crazy. Man, I wish I knew what time, I wish I could have a drink. It's five o'clock somewhere and I wish I could have a drink and it's like boom, boom, boom. - Okay, next music video, next music video, it's five o'clock time and. - He put a ring on it, yeah? - Oh boy. The pottery barn version of Mega Man. (laughing) - Not a slip it in, by the way, that just gets in my brain. - No, no, that was a slip it in for me. - In my brain. - Can I have that? - Slip it out. - Any hole works? - Jesus. - Nobody liked that. - Nobody liked that. - So this mic is very low for me, but I'm gonna help you. - You're making it, you're making it work. - It's like Cuddlin, yeah. You're figuring it out. That's okay. - I'm your guest. I do the whole pot like this. - Yeah. - No, yeah, it's been good to start my projects. I'm really into creative work. - Really? - We have the girl from the ring here. - Yeah. - She said she's working on some projects. She doesn't make that noise. - Yeah, she doesn't. - Oh, she doesn't. - She doesn't really make it. - So I watched the ring once and I'll never watch it again. - Okay. - That's kind of me too. - Yeah. - But I watched all the scary movies, which crazy scary movie is coming back. - Yeah. - Yeah. - There you go. - I heard my friend went to see it and she was like, "It was what you'd expect." - Oh no. - "Not great, but funny here and there." - Oh no. - And a blast. - That's okay, great. That's the slot it's supposed to be. - I have too many act like legitimate scary movies. I need to watch. I'm behind. I need to watch obsession still. - Same. - I need to watch hook 'em. - Oh good. - I watched, I went and saw back rooms alone in theaters and that was really fun. - Yeah. - But I'm obsessed with back rooms. - Yeah. - So good. - Would anyone dye their hair a different color? - Would anyone dye their hair? - You said, "Are you just dyed their hair a different color?" - You just, are you just diving right in? - So dyed is like, already happened, but you asked the question as present. - No, 'cause I reopt my blonde, you see. - By the way, I saw that and I thought it was really good and I didn't say anything. - You said, "Get away with that." - Slip it, you just, I did not slip it in. - Here's the thing, I think that was just Tommy's brain. - I think that's true. That is my puked and shat for two days straight. - Give me a break. - Yeah, you really recover it. - Okay, I actually do have a list of colors for my hair that I wanna dye. - Oh my god, incredible, please. - Have you ever dyed your hair? - Never. - It would be crazy if you had platinum blonde hair. I don't know what would be. - So, I really wanted to do platinum but everyone has scared the shit out of me saying it completely ruins your hair. - Yes, but do it. - So, I wanna do it. - I gotta do it. - I wanna do platinum and I really wanna do lavender. Like a pale purple? - That'd be really cool. - Do that first. - I think you still have to bleach it. - You're gonna see what you look like blonde before you do the lavender anyway. So, you can kinda make a decision on the day. I mean, your hair person's gonna have to buy all the material so it's like, don't, you know what I mean? I also would really love to do a red. - The red would be like a smoky red, not like a. - Bob, beep, Bob, beep, Bob, beep, beep, beep, yeah. - Not like a pink, not like a, is that? - Like a cl-- like a cl-- - Yeah, yeah. - Not like a pipi long stocking. Whoa, old reference. - It'd be really funny. If you had bright purple hair, like lavender, purple hair. - Like lavender, it almost looks like it's white, but it's not. - People would think you're online, but this is lib over here. - Who the fuck is that? (laughing) Who's that? - No, that isn't anyone. - Mrs. lib. - Like lib, but like liberal. - So why is lib laughing so hard? - I just think it's funny, that was funny. - Mrs. lib is not on Google, I couldn't find her. - It's not a real person. - I'm just so online, but I don't know anything about anime or video games, but my hair's purple. But it's not bright purple. It's not tinky-winky. - Okay. - It's gorgeous, lavender. - Okay, whoa, okay. - So that's kind of what I want, I feel like that would look really sick. - Kick it wood. - Yeah. - I think it would look great. - I really think it would look insane. - Yeah. - And I feel like you've gotten to see with red hair when you've done team rocket. - Yeah, and it doesn't look good on you, it does compliment you. - Yeah, I liked that. - Pretty cool. - It's just tough on your actor, 'cause then you're like auditions and stuff. - Yeah. - Well, yeah, that's why I redid my wand, because it took-- - Your wand is very nice. - I took my headshots and blonde, and so I'm like, I guess I'm blonde now. - I think though, I would rather shave my head than be Burnett again, though. - Really? - Yeah, just 'cause-- - I don't think Burnett works for you, even though you were born with it. - Damn. - What? - Well, the blonde brings out your brown eyes. - Does it really? - Yes. - Oh, that's beautiful. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I do think I need a tan to, I slipped it in. - Ah! - Which part? - So good at this. - Which part? - Which part? - Shave my head before I go Burnett. - I was like, dim, you're gonna shave your head. - No, no. - I am too invested in conversation. - You really, that conversation perfectly went there, though. - Well, I planted my seed. - Get your seed. - Get your seed out of our fat. - You guys have like, oh, I shaved my head and stuff. - Come on, I'm the great man. - I can play center. - Yeah. - I can play center. - Selena's right there. - I'd have to shave my head before I go back to being a Burnett. - That's hard. - It's not that hard. - But I believed it. And then I said something real. And you were like, oh, shit, ouch. - No. - I meant it. - No, I mean, like, I look back and I do, like genuinely, back to the reality. - I am. - Back to reality. I am, sorry, I'm doing okay. - I think you wanted it to be good. - After a robot voice back to reality, slip it in. (laughing) - 'Cause that's what Eminem says, right? - Well, I got Magneme back to reality. - Yeah, that's what I mean. - Oh, yeah. - You sound just like that. - I cannot stand his voice growing up. - Oh, I love it. - I love it. - I love it. - I love it. - I love it. - Please stand up. - By the way, I slipped it in the mouth. - On my hammock. - When? - I, it was a little unfair. - But I still slipped it in. I said the phrase out loud, which is, I measured myself this morning. - I didn't hear it. - Oh, you used the Salina me. - I was like, Salina gave me pitches like this and this and I just was honest. - So you cheated. - How was I going to say, like, - I measured myself this morning? - So what's crazy about that? - That's the cruel and I read that I was like, what? - So you cheated. - Yeah, so you do the Tommy method. You got to lay some seats first, guys. How are penises feeling? - Yeah. (laughing) I said, how are penises doing? - How are penises feeling? - And let me tell you, 10 inches and above. - What? What? - What are you thinking about? - Yeah. - What a game. (laughing) I can't dance, I can't dance. (laughing) - That is you, whoa. - Oh. - Did you hear that? - Jesus. - That's so a 2000's music video where it's like, "No, no, whoa." Did you hear that? Oh my God, let's turn it back on. - Really? - Beep, beep, beep, beep. (singing in foreign language) - Yeah. - Songs used to, okay. To be fair, Amanda, I hear what you're saying. Songs used to start with insane stuff. - It used to be like footsteps. It used to be like, what's going on? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Let's hit it. - Let's hit it. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Hey, Bobby. - Hey, hey, Ken! (laughing) - Look at you. - Yeah. - It's like let's set the scene. - We're going to service it all the time where it's just like, and through that, you know, necklace of the ocean. - Yeah, Wild Wild West starts with like a two minute conversation between-- - From the movie Wild Wild West. - Son, yeah. - Yeah. - We've got one left, but I have no idea how old I would be able to get that in. I have technically two left. - Ooh. - Oh, wait. - That's rough. - We'll see. - I have two left. - Yay. - Okay. - Yeah, that's pretty tough. - Well, well. - Okay. - Guys should have gotten it out early, like me. I love to twerk. - No, you didn't even get most of the twerk. - I love to twerk. - I got, wait, that's not even true. I literally slipped in like-- - Who could leave who's winning right now? - I slipped in pretty much all the time. - No. - Wait. - 'Cause but we called her out on most of them. - No, you didn't. You did not call it out on, I would never let you babysit. You didn't call on, I love it when you're doing a pression. You didn't call on, we should get Vanessa Lashay on the show. You didn't call on, oops, I just farted and it was nasty, right? - I did, we did. - Yes, we definitely did. - You shut your mouths now. - Yes, we do, we definitely, we definitely-- - You shut. - You got, you're so corny. - And that one as well, actually. - No. - So you got three. - So I got three, and you guys got two. - I'm gonna work my way there. - You're so corny. - Can I talk, speaking of corny though, you know it's one of my favorite clips of like recent years? - Yeah. - Michael B. Jordan's on the red carpet, and this interviewer comes up to interview him. And she's like, oh my gosh, Michael B. Jordan, he's like, yeah, we went to high school together. You called me corny. And she's just like, and he's truly just like, no, like, I'm not, that's like you bullied me in high school. Like, I'm not. - Wait. - It's awesome. Imagine making fun of someone in high school and they turn out to be Michael B. Jordan. - That's awesome. - You're just like, fuck. - That's why you don't make fun of people in high school people. - Because you never know who's gonna become Michael B. Jordan. - Yeah. - You went to Michael B. No, I just I just want to talk about my can't be for me Attention might could be Jordan's on the good good good good you at the Okay, I know I'm thinking I'm gonna move that also Okay, that's a slip it in because it would say I think I'm gonna move back to forward it was so sad and he thought he would do it under the radar Even though I can't see your face. I can hear you. What do you mean? Is there something in the way wait was that a slip it in? Yeah? Who would move? It's like it's like guys. I'm gonna bury myself alive after this Big fear mine big fear - yeah, although part of me is like I could kill Bill it, but no you can't no she's like Oh I'm that she climbs out of the dirt. She do this. Yes, she goes it's all it's it's Pretty entertaining though. Oh, I love there's definitely a like the toxic male deep within me Especially when I was younger has this thought of like if I'm put into a situation like that I'll just go psychomode and I'll break out. I'll use all of my power It's like the chosen it's like the chosen thing of like in those moments It's like if I was buried alive, I would just like I would just use all of my strength and I would yeah Bust open the earth that's a slip it in no, it's not psychomode psychomode. I've said psychomode to the earth I don't know that was a subiton no bus in the earth. Okay, so I look I Yeah, he but some men let's the what's a little guy out what little guy? Well, our penis is doing today guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't worry When I read all of them, I was like I measured myself this morning like Selina What's wrong with you? What's going on? She said it would be funny. Yeah, you are short Sorry, you're out of your slipping ins You're saying that this is just me you're just saying that for real. Sorry. I don't mean that you're short You're actually a wonderful height shame. No, it's okay people do it because they don't know What else to make fun of you about because there's nothing to make fun of you about your brilliant wonderful guy Yeah, we've got to figure out across your legs, but you're a great great guy and then you go slipped in it Sliped it in no, I'm not I'm not offended by it. Okay. I'm not just so you know Oh, no, he's upset. He is upset. He will not talk to me. Well, we'll leave here and have like good episode Yeah, yeah, once that great. Um, you guys reading any good books lately Yes What's going on? That's a genuine question that I want to ask I am and I've not talked about the books that I've read this year at all I haven't really haven't you do so we need to do the same thing I listen to an audiobook. That's a completely different genre. Yeah, and I read usually romanticy But I listen to a completely different genre book interesting. So I just finished the line woman of Ted on So good. Whoa, and I'm now on a new book that's called you deserve to know and Date line interviewed the writer because apparently this is a true story that she was involved in and she wrote the book based off the story But she fictionalized it. Why are you laughing? I don't I'm we're just because we're having a genuine conversation after all the silly shit that we've done What did you slip in? I did not slip anything in he's planning on it. That's my that's that's what I'm listening to I'm listening to you deserve to know. Wow. I just started. I need a new book and by new book I mean I read one book and tried to write yeah It was called my year of rest and relaxation. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, an atrocious book I couldn't put it down. I could not put it down. It was so well written. I was like I need to keep eating. It's funny, right? Is it funny? It's it's quirk. I mean, it's not really funny It's just like you can't stop reading it and then afterward. I was like well, this was a miserable experience I don't know. It was just like weird. I was like I loved reading that book and it was a miserable experience And now it sits on top of my air conditioner because it has a light on it That shines all the night so the book needs to be on top of it. So it doesn't shine so I can go to bed and it's covered in dust I tried reading the book. I tried reading after that and this is how long ago this was It was It just came out with Ryan Gosling. Oh Project Mary. I love that book. I open the book and there's a diagram of the ship and I went okay Then you go to the next page and it's like Woke up from my coma. Well, that just happened It's like it's like got to do math. Well, but okay. This is crazy. I bet you're wondering how I got here And I was like I can't he's a teacher like he's the chunga. He's the chunga's book I'm dying. I think the cringing aspects of that character makes sense because he's like a teacher He's like a great on camera and him being like I'm gonna do a little dance as I leave I'm like, okay, so this is where this all works and like equates But when I'm reading it and people are like this is the best sci-fi book I've ever seen It's like I've read a lot of sci-fi and sci-fi usually is so Serious. Yes, like especially hard sci-fi so reading a hard sci-fi that's kind of like quirky and silly I can see how that was like what what's crazy is the science when they get into it? so I to my understanding is like very based in like hard science And especially like spoiler alert, but like when he starts talking to Rocky in the book They really detail out how they figure out how to communicate and it's so fun. I've never seen it. I'm I'm oh listen What I dare you all right, I'm sure I'm listen although I love this review. I know I'm wrong about this book No, it's okay. Let me put that out there. I know I'm incorrect about no you are it's subject I just have I have so many walls and barriers to get into a book. Of course It's a problem. It's got to be gripping. It's got to be well written. It can't I can't chunga some me out It's it books are subjective. You listen to Femesick. No, Lena Dunham's book I really want to read it right now. I'm good on you. Can I pitch can I pitch one that is? The one I'm reading it's just it's like an easy book to read right so if you're getting back it like I mean like So there's so there's this thing called the alphabet. No, no, what I mean is you know when you haven't been reading the world like to read to be Motivated to yeah, yeah, I've been finally reading the Bible lately but you know if if you haven't been reading for a long time and You need a book that's like you're gonna be motivated to read is what I mean And that's that's what I mean. I'm reading this book called Dungeon Crawler call. I was just gonna say that you should read that book and it But what is it called Dungeon Crawler car? I heard it was good. Oh, what I'm finally trying to read the Bible. You teed it up for me That was awesome. You teed that you teed up for me. You said yeah, the Bible I said yeah, I'm finally trying to read the Bible. I was like thank you Thank you for that, Amanda. Was this what you were trying to get to all along? Yeah, I started talking about books So I can get to the Bible. I helped you with the power of God. Thank you. Yes, the power of God Because you never talk about the Bible and I bring up the Bible maybe once a year because I have to to pay him My first born son That's crazy, but no, it's a very fun silly book. I heard it. It's it's it is hunger games meets meets Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. Okay, how chonga says it from one to chonga? It's not - It's not as chunga says. - Okay. - I don't know, I think chunga's scale. - I think chunga's fucking fucked up book. - And sometimes reading comedy books are tough because the way that comedy translates on a page is so different than if you can perform it. - Maybe he should be like, yes, or you're here. - There's parts that make me laugh. There's also parts that I'm like, all right, cool, but I'm entertained by the story a lot. It's one of those books that you read and you're like, wow, people are allowed to write whatever they want. - Okay. - Just as wacky as it gets. - I do love a mystery, a psychological situation too. - Ooh, so if anyone's got any of that-- - Oh, I could probably find a ton for you. - Yeah, I definitely have some. - I could probably. - Like, Alice Feney does a lot of really good mystery books, but okay, there's a lot of mystery books out there that are like, suburbia white woman mystery book. Or like, you know, the other type of mystery book. - Right, do you still have some secrets? - I have one. - You guys know what I'm talking about. - I have one. - Is there a suburbia rich white woman? - Right, it's definitely also one of the other's mysteries. - Yeah, 'cause there was the God of the Woods that came out last year that was really popular, which is like a girl goes missing at a summer camp. And it's like a big, like, who-- - Harley-Covid does really good mystery books. - Harby-Covid? - Harby-Covid? - That's a, you're out of sleep in it, but that's not real. - Harley-Covid, he's like a Jersey. - He's a Jersey-Covid. - Harby-Covid. (laughing) - Harby-Covid. Harby-Covid. - Harley-Covid. - You know what, Tommy, you're done. - What about yesterday year? - Don't know. - Shut up. - Yeah, everybody's talking about yesterday. - It's like, "Tradwifetime machine." That's all you need to know. - Okay, I could probably-- - But you like mystery. You like suburbia? - You like suburbia? - I'm iffy on suburbia. - Yeah, me too, some sense. - Also, I'm open to things that are just good, 'cause I can just watch, you know, watch-- - Oh, actually, the book that I read this year that I think you would love, 'cause it's all short stories, and it's just follows a character, each one is rejection. It's this incredible book. Is that the book Roy was talking about? - Yeah. - It's very good. Every chapter is like a different type of person that you know, and it's so well done, and it's like, it is cringy to read, 'cause the characters are so fleshed out, that's a very genuinely funny book. - Okay. - I loved rejection. - So you can have that, look at that. - I do want like a gripping. - Yeah. - Like, basically, it's like, I wanna get back into reading books, and I need a book that I can't put down. And luckily, my year of rest and relaxation was a book I could not put down. Unfortunately, it was a miserable book that ended. There was a final page that was like, and also, and I'm like, come on. - Well, the good news is when this airs, when this episode's out, I bet you, if you look at the comments of this video. - Oh, yes, exactly. - There were plenty. - I think I was ripping. - I watched, I read one of a bit ago that was called "In the Woods" by Harlan Cobb, and I thought that was a really good mystery. - Okay. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I don't read a ton. Mystery's probably the one that I'm laughing on the most. - Mystery thrillers are like, my absolute. - Me too. - My absolute favorite. There was, okay. My husband's wife, I just listened to. - Okay, that's you. - And she's lovely. - Yeah, I can't sit. (laughing) - But I loved, I loved, I thought that book was really, really good. Also, I was funny. - Okay, okay. - But again, it's like, this suburbia white woman is really tough. I'm struggling with it, and a lot of people are writing it, but let me tell you, those stories are messed and thrillery. - Okay. - So it might be good. - All right, let me think of it more because I love thriller books. - Yeah, I'll look into these. And yeah, let me know in the comments if you have like a cool mystery thriller. - Yeah. - Psychological, like the enemies that I like are all these horror anime. I could also do horror. I love horror. - You wanted to do a horror book. - I loved horror. - I'd love to read a horror book. - She's all just like furry. - I love horror books. - I read a lot. - Whoa, what? - Yeah, I love horror books. I was gonna pitch if you wanted to read Strange Pictures or Strange. There's a really cool Japanese author who is doing this very new type of writing like novel, where it's like a lot of imagery with writing. And it's really, really entertaining, 'cause it's like basically strange buildings. I love the like start of it. I didn't know it, let's say I love where it went. But it was like about, he's writing about how a friend of his was looking into a apartment and he sends him the blueprint of the layout of the apartment. And he's like, isn't there something weird about this? And you then turn a page and there's just this blueprint of this apartment. - A diagram? - A diagram. But he's like, he's like, did you know? And like, it's kind of like interactive 'cause he's like, tell me, do you notice anything strange about this? And you're like, and it's like, I don't notice anything but then it's like, no, do you notice like this doorway doesn't lead to like the right thing. - Okay, I'm kind of into that. - And you start to build, I don't know what's going on. And that's how he does all of his books is like, so strange pictures, I like strange pictures more, 'cause it's like, here's an image. He's like, do you notice anything strange about this image? And then it like keeps going and like, does it build to anything? - Yes. - Strange pictures, I like where the story went more, but strange buildings I think is the more famous one, but they both go crazy. - Okay. - I could lend them to you. - Okay. - Oh, wait, did I drop them? No, I still have them at home, I could lend them to you. - Oh my God, he's going to lend you a book. - Yeah. - Wow. - Thank you. - When you lend someone a book, do you expect it back, like promptly or you like, I'm letting it, okay. - Okay, what are your book rules? How much can I? - This is very good. - Crinkle in the book. - I don't really genuinely-- - Dog here, can you dog here or not? - I don't think I would care if you dog here. I don't necessarily like to break the backs of them. - I don't like to do that even when I'm not-- - I love, great, I love dogs. - Here's the thing, I want to be better about writing notes in books. I want to be better about writing things out because sometimes I read a book and then I don't remember much and when I'm looking back, I'm like, and so I think it's good, like more, not necessarily to look back and read, but like as to like really ingest it. - Really? - I think that's, yeah, I strive to do that more. The problem is once I like get halfway through a book and I'm like, oh, I should do that. I'm like, I'm already halfway. - I'm already halfway. - I need to commit to that. - See, I like to break the binding of the book 'cause I want it flipped. - You want it messed up. - And it's like one. I want my book kind of fucked up. - You're like a pizza. - I don't mind it dog-eared, yeah. - Boom. - I don't care what people do with their books. I think there's a charm to really lived in messed up books. - I like it and I like giving books. I like letting people borrow books. And I usually don't need them back. - I dropped off almost all the books I read last year. I dropped off in a box yesterday or a few days ago and they're all gone. Everybody, luckily so many people here read that I can always just chalking. - And now you'll be one of them. - And now you'll join them. - I will say reading has saved me in a lot of ways. I really started aggressively reading when I got pregnant and it is what, it's such an incredible thing. I think as a kid, you're like forced to do summer reading of books you don't want to do. - I hate reading this kid. - I really hated it because it wasn't enjoyable. - Yeah. - No, I'm gonna force you to do it. - They force you to do it and it's, some books are really good, but where the red front grows, that will remain in me. And it's the saddest book I've ever read to this day. - Yeah. - Can you help me out here? Well, this would be great. - Thank you. - And I mean, I-- - You wanna pack? - Yes. - And I'll teach Cole how to read. - Oh my God, I would love that. - That's a slip of it. - No, slip of it in. - Okay, but what's coming is a slip of it in. 'Cause he only has five minutes. - You can't do that. - Sorry, sorry, sorry. - You're all nervous on you. - Sorry. - I would, I'm very, very excited about Cole reading. I cannot wait. I wanna do like Lord of the Rings series. So that's just scary. - Lord of the Rings is probably a little advanced. - Yeah, yeah, no, for sure. - Just like, it's boring. - No, for sure. - Not like, it's genuinely probably boring. - No, of course, yeah, I won't do it. - Yeah, you're fine. There's tons of great books for him to read though, eventually. - I might get a little list from you. - Oh, absolutely, I would, 'cause I, my nieces and FU, I've bought a lot of books for. - Okay. - A lot of books, a lot of mongas. - These are great too, because they're a little bit easier. - Oh, I should do that then. - I have books I can give. - Really? - Yeah, I have some books. - What kind of books? Like, baby books or like, a little bit older. 'Cause we got a lot of baby books. - For the age that he's growing into. - Okay, perfect, I think that's books. - That would be great. - Yeah, yeah. - 'Cause half our books are- - Which is really one-year-old books. - Half our books are in Russian. - Guys, sometimes a book has a lot of- - He's reading Leo Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky. - Not yet. - Is he reading "Lick Home"? - No, he's reading like a book with a cat has like- - Crime and punishment for little babies. (laughs) - Pride and Prejudice? - That's not Russian. - Nah, yeah. - Yeah, that's Jane Austen. - I know. - No. - To do it, yeah. - I love my 18th century literature, so you don't slide that past me. - Okay, that's a slip in it. - And it's not a slip in it. - See, now I just want to learn. - Yeah, you guys- - Okay, we're going to- - Everything I say, everything I say. - I really do want to hear- - I'm gonna- - I do want to hear in the comments. Like, your guy's his favorite thriller book right now. - Yes. - Your favorite romanticie. - Mm-hmm. - And your favorite, like, whoa, what book? - That's what I'm interested in all of them about the romanticie book. - That's fine, you don't need romanticie. - Yeah, you don't need that. - But you could have it. - I could have it. - I will say, I'm still waiting to read this book, but two of my friends said it's the saddest book they've ever read, but it's so good. A little life. - Yeah, I've heard it's really, really sad. That's what everyone keeps saying, but isn't that weird that I kind of want to read it? - Yeah, it's probably really weird. - It's like a sob. - Sometimes you need a little vehicle to sob. - Yep, sometimes you need to cry. - Yeah, that's tough when there's a book that people are like, this book is amazing. It is depressing as well. - And you look at it 600 pages, and you're just like- - Whoa, why? - Sentiment for a book from- - Whoa, why? - Yeah. Anyways, can I teach Cole how to do a boss next? (laughing) You know what? - What? - Sure. - Yeah, that sounds great, Shane. - Can you give me an example of your best Boston accent that you would teach Cole? - Man, Cole, this Diablo Toe is wicked, huh? - Whoa, where are you from? - I'm from Boston. - That's insane. - Yeah, I'm from Boston. It takes me a second to rev up. - There you go, there you go. - Yeah, now I'm here. - Yeah. - Now I'm here. - It's a little bit lost. - It's not so, yeah. - Yeah, I'm here. - It's more like yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - Best in Yad. - Nobody says that. - Best in Yad. - Buddy said. - You've got a Yad. - I'm going to Harvard. - So if you want to be fucking-- - Harvard Yad. - If you want to fucking do it, you have to be like, what can smart talking about it? So you got to be like chill about it. You got to keep it like rolling off of your tongue. - Oh. - But no one ever says bass in Yad. - Well, the really best people do. They say Harvard Yad. - Have it. - I messed it up. - Have it, have it. - So you guys were giving me that, right? You knew it. - Giving you what? - What? - What? - What? - What? - Okay, so who won't slip it in? So what was the exact slip it in? - Well, what do I do? - I think I got-- - Oh, my teacher called. - No, I only got two. - I only got, let's see. - I got three past people. - Did I get, I think I'm done making music? No, or did? - No. - No, I didn't. They called me out. I want to move out to Florida. Did not make it through. - Definitely not. - I deleted one of them because I was like, I got it. - Can I be Cole's godfather? - Got that in. - Got that. - I got reality show and I got shaved my head. So I got three. - You got three. - I got three. - I got, I got, I got, I'm the greatest of all time. - Yep. - I did, I did not get, can I teach Cole how to do a boss accent? I got, did I get, I measured myself this morning? - Yeah. - I got that. I got, I'm trying to finally read the Bible. And I got, I could play center. I got four. - The Bible one I helped you with. So I also get four. - No. - And we did let you have the Boston one. But you did win. - No, no, no, no. - No, we didn't count that one. - Okay, then you won. - Yeah, I got four. - Oh my God, you won. Did I, I won? - Bring out the cake with the stripper in it. - Woo! - It's a, but oh. - She's in here. (laughing) - She's like, woo! - We chopping open, she's just dead. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Tommy, thank you so much for playing. - Thank you for having me. - Thank you for playing. And also if you have not seen prom line, get your ass right now in your seat. - Wow. - Just click on prom. - I'm sure they, I'm sure. - Yeah, I don't care if you're on your commute to work. - No, no, no. - Get. - Get your ass. Pull over. - You have to see who your eyes on it. - You have to see who's great. - Anyways, prom line was so good. Congratulations on prom line. - Thank you. - And on to the next. - I'm so glad you're here. - That's right. - That's right. - All right. - Thank you. - Okay. - Thank you for watching. Give those book wrecks in the comments. - Yes, please. - And we'll see you next week. - Bye! - Bye!