#151 - We Play Smash Or Pass

- Hi, welcome to Splashmuth, I'm Shane. - And I'm Meta. - I'm Shane. (laughs) - Yeah, that's all you need to know. - We are in a zone. - Yeah, a thaw zone. - We are in a zone, chances been in the zone. - A slippery zone. - Chances slip zone. - Chances been in the zone all day. - He really has. - This morning, Chance walked by and he was just like, "Hey." And I was like, "You're in a silly zone. "You're in the silly zone." - That's what happens when you give me a week off. - Yeah, yeah. - That's true. - I needed that. - I realized I had not been on like a trip or a vacation. - When you look sunned. - Yes, I'm sunkissed. - And then Amanda and I are on the flip where. - Why? (laughs) - Why? - You know, all over here, just like. - My skin's like, "Help, I need sun." (laughs) - Chance, before we started recording, you made a weird sound. - Yeah. - I tried to recreate it a second ago, but I couldn't do it. - You did a sound, it scared our sound guys. - Oh, go back into that voice. - Face, voice. (laughs) - No, not at all. - This is giving doing scream. - Kind of there. - This is just. (screams) - It was so pure. - No, it was so like in. - That one's like screechy scratchy. It was like pure. - Something came through you. - Yeah. - It was crazy as you can't repeat a moment like that. - You can't do that. - And then we're always saying about it. - You can't repeat a moment like that. - What is she? - I don't know who I am. I feel like I'm multiple things at once. - I'm every woman. - It's all in me. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I want done baby. - Oh. - I do it naturally. I don't know what you were doing. - What's the two cans? - It's when Spencer called out the two cans on my breath. - For our audio listeners, there's a very tiny two cans. (laughs) - There's also a two can over here. - There we have two cans everywhere. There's one over there. And they'll start singing eventually. (gasps) Like in those restaurants growing up, do you remember when it was like, "Uh oh, it's Moose Time." - Whoa, I was gonna say either Rainforest Cafe or The Enchanted Tiki Room at Disneyland. - Whoa. - So mine was like, mine was like local town. - Whoa. - Like there was only one. And it was like Moose Time. - And it was a moose and a moose came out. - And it was called. It was like a moose head and it would turn around and go, "Well, you folks haven't done that." - Yeah, and then all those children got murdered there. - You're so right. That's where all the missing children are. - Don't check about murder children. - Yeah, it's crazy. - Yeah, anyways. - Anyways. - We're gonna be playing Smash or Pass today. - Yeah, it's chances for, oh my God, he's so coy right now. If you're listening, chances very coy. He doesn't want you to look at him, but he wants you to look at him. - Don't. - And we brought him here because he hasn't been on this set. And of course, we're gonna play Smash or Pass with him. - Where's the table? What are you talking about? It's here. - It's right there. - That's the table that everyone misses and loves. - That is not my Smash Mouth table. (laughing) - He's reinstating a riot. (laughing) - That isn't my Smash Mouth table. - I speak for the people. - Not mine. - It's our table. Look at us three. - Bring him home. - Bring him home. (laughing) - Well anyways. - So anyways. - I'm playing Smash or Pass. - I'm so glad that you got some time to be in the sun. - First Smash or Pass, spinach, ravioli. - Oh yeah. - Oh, I'd smash the shit out of that. - Yeah. - Well we'll see you in the next one. Three cheese tortellini. - Sure. - Back. - You're fucking all the pastas? - Oh, probably. - I'm gonna go ahead. - Oh yeah, definitely. - Mmm. - I love Yoke. - Cavatelli. - What exactly is Cavatelli? - It's a spy roll thing. - Yum. - It's a little spy roll thing. - Like on, you know, those chefs that do it and they do it with their palm and they roll it themselves. - I actually haven't seen them. - Yeah. - I think you're making that up. - No, it's on chef's table. You can look it up. You possibly wouldn't, yeah is there a pasta that you think is bad? - Zeddy is fine. - Whoa! - I think. - They're gonna have your Zeddy. - That. - Zeddy is fine. - I agree. - Shells yum. - Oh my god. - Capture all the cheese. - A stuffed shell smash, smash, smash, smash, smash, smash. - Smash, smash, smash. - Is there any pasta? - How do you guys feel about lasagna? - It's very good. Like, yeah, it's a specific time. - Okay, you had me thinking you were like, no. - No, of course I'm not. - It's delicious, but like, there's a time and a place for it. - And that time is, and the time is now right now. - Right now. - I think it's okay. - What about eggplant parm? - I love eggplant. I had eggplant this week. So smash. - So smashies. - I think there's no pasta that would be. - I kind of agree. You want to know my favorite pasta is angel hair, and I know people think it's- - Angel hair rocks. - It's so good. - It is delicious. - Yummy. - Mainly with shrimp. A shrimp's like a shrimp scampi. - Like clams. - You're like, yeah. - You guys are making me kind of weird garlic. - Oh good. - Okay. - On the guest couch. We love that. - They love that. - Oh yeah. - Some white wine in there. - Oh yeah. - Really cooked that up. - Yeah. - Some shallots. - Yeah. - Some garlic. - Parsley. - Capers maybe. - Okay. - Yeah, some capers. - Yeah. - A little bit of. - Capers. - Some salty seed flavors in there. - Okay. Yeah. Very cool. - So pasta. - So pasta, I think, across the board. - Pasta is a balanced match for every time. - People got mad at me. But I said this like, I'm like, I don't understand what the difference is between pastas. They're all pasta. - That's excellent. - It's just shapes. - The way they hold stuff. But like, I don't know. - My God. That's kind of ignorant of you. - I'll find a way. - That's what's crazy. - You want to see another shape? Fuck you. - Yeah. - Get him. - But I'm saying it a positive way. I like all pastas. - Yeah, same. A little authentic. - I like them all. - You hurt chances. - And Yokey is a little different. - I was gonna make it. Because Yokey's not, it's not the same pasta material. - It's a potato. - It's a potato. - Okay. - So I'm just saying, that is a little different. - Okay, fine. It's a little different. Does that make it any less than, Shane? - Oh my God. - No, I said, I love it. - No, no, no, no, no. You really love it. - No, you want to sit there and make Yokey feel different and unworthy, just because it has a little bit of potato. - Yokey's got a lot of potato. - Yokey's like cute little blobs of potato. - Yeah. - But I will eat. - It's very different than a pasta experience. - Pasta's like. - Okay, whoa. Now I'm not following Amanda here. - You put your hands in it. - Whoa. - You put your hands in Yokey too. - Whoa. - Whoa. Hey, chance you're doing okay. - Yeah, I'm okay. - Oh my God. Now you guys are not fighting? I was like-- - Now we turned on you. - It's crazy. - So that's how that goes. - Okay. Are we in it now? Are we playing Smash Your Pass? Or are we-- - We're playing Smash Your Pass. - Okay. That attitude passed. Sorry. Definitely wasn't a smash. - Oh. - I'll work on it. - Oh wow. Self-improvement. Smash. - Smash. - That absolutely. - Absolutely. Therapy smash. - Therapy smash. - Oh yeah. - But therapist. - Yes. - Not a good move. - Meaning not a good move. - Not a good move. - Want to smash up therapist. - You do not want to do that. - I kind of agree. - No. - It would be like to date a therapist. I think it would be really-- - Fuck no. - To date a therapist, but you legally cannot date your own therapist. - No, not your therapist. - What? - Really? - Yeah. - They can't have relations with a therapist. - Who's gonna stop me? Are you gonna stop me, boo? - Well, they'll get fired. - They'll get fired and everything. - You'll be fine. - Yeah. Maybe. - I think it probably is not good for you. Mentally. - Yeah. - It's confusing. - But like to marry a therapist would be real tough. - Mm. - Yeah. - Right? Or maybe it wouldn't. - Maybe it would, I don't know. - Well, I'm sure people say the same thing about a comedian. - They definitely say that about a comedian. - A comedian. - A past. - A past. - Very to a comedian. - A past. - Damn. - What are you saying? - A past. - I don't know. I never dated a comedian, I guess. I mean like-- - How do you-- - Your wife is-- - How do you-- - I thought you were talking like stand-up comedian. - Oh. - Like comedian-- - You get-- - You're talking like just-- - Just a broad-- - Well then, yeah, I guess I did marry a comedian. - He doesn't think his wife is funny. - I do not do that. - He got too real. - I thought you were talking about stand-up comedy. - Okay. - So passing-- - He doesn't think his wife is brutal. - That's not true. - Passing. - Passing. - Not true. - At all. - That whole-- - I have-- I made a list. - I think we all made lists. - I have a list. - I have a list. - I have some legitimate questions to ask. - Okay. - Okay. - 'Cause not just a thing that everybody universally likes. - Here's mine. A friend who says they're bored all the time. - Oh yeah, pass on that. That's annoying as fuck. - I hate that. - I hate that. - I hate that. - Okay. Smash. I'll give you something to do. - Whoa! - Oh! - What if halfway through there like a board? - What have you done? - Halfway through there like a board. - Flip over. - Okay. And then when they flip over-- - You should have asked Shane. - Then when they flip over and they go, I'm bored. - I pulled out the mirror. Come on now. It's getting sexy up in here. - We gotta go next time. - Okay, okay, okay. - You keep leveling it up. - Okay, I like that. So a friend who's bored, chance will smash that. (laughs) - It's all up and flustered, my bad. HR, get in here. I love it. - Someone who texts LOL. - Heavy and hot in here isn't it? - Oh yeah, sure. - I think a lot of people do that. - I don't judge people for something like that. - I'm in. - Smash. - Yeah, why not? - Yeah, I'm a half-smash. - That big. - I know you text LOL sometimes. It doesn't bother me that much. - You can't be half-smash. It is smash yeah, it is and there are two options and you can't say both I Half smash it no you can't it's it's smash I come in and I got it now okay half smash it then half smash that button You fully clicks smash Fine I'll smash L.O.L because it seems like there's a lot of people I wouldn't be able to smash cuz everyone takes everyone It's like almost everyone. I don't love it cuz I'm like really what are you text? I love now when I have my earpods in and how Siri will read out your texts and it's like Your mom texted in the family group chat You can stop that I know what I like it. No, I've stopped it I'm big on laugh reacting A laugh react a love react a life react different emoji. I like that too. Yeah, that stuff is good It's really just says all that you need to say yes Do you remember when that wasn't a thing you like couldn't react to things that was tough But I will say sometimes my friend she reacts to every single text on a text thread and that gets tough It's like oh It's like a train coming in have you ever been part of a group chat where one person got removed? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely Why did they get removed again like for you? I didn't say that I just said I asked a question I've been a part of several so good man. I that's never That didn't happen to me. No, I don't think so But I would think that's brutal or like left the group. Yeah, I've never seen that happen either I have I mean, I'm mainly in my family group chat. Oh when you're on an improv team. Yeah, daddy Yikes, oh my god when someone leaves your comedy group It's tough. It's tough. Like no more no more gifs Okay, I could do one yeah, okay, legitimately legitimate question If vampires were real smash the fuck out of that. I'm talking like they're real You need to tell me what type dude because there are so many Vampires and we like like we like them. I know but you're legend. No, okay, Nasty Okay, the ones the ones from true blood. Okay, how about like interview with them? How about like yeah, it like Classic interview with the vampire like they sleep in coffins, but they are pretty long long long hair long hair, but they are evil and you kind of know that you're kind of aware like maybe you know if someone they're like yeah Vampire is real and they are killing they have long hair and and they're shirtless, and they're not really that evil That's the thing about them the ones who are the prettiest are actually the most the least evil I've slept with gaze from Brooklyn. So I'm okay with evil Wait, do you remember that movie? Gays from Brooklyn no vampire and Brooklyn or whatever it's called right? No, that's a movie. I don't know it anyways pretty cool I'm thinking like let's stop from interview with the vampire. I'm thinking like the one um the little vampire his dad Okay, yeah, not the little It's like I was like a camp. I'm maybe gonna follow you. So I think it's massive, so you'd be okay with the risk But let me be real. I get really grossed out by the feeding Situation well, okay, that's kind of the whole thing. I know I would struggle I was struggle with that. Okay fine. I would have a problem with that fine. Okay. Okay. I've got one hole. Let me look While you're looking brunch invite. Yeah, smash. I love brunch. I pass. You don't like brunch. Yeah Really? I'm not a brunch bitch. No, no, I just enjoy food. I love food, but what a waste, I think what the fuck? I love cooking breakfast is like I love fucking around with breakfast So I'm just kind of like why would I give you $80 and I laughed for the hangover and it's 1 p.m Does that make me negative about brunch? Yes I feel like I love making breakfast too, but like I like making breakfast, but brunch is so many options only on the weekends Yeah, and it's like man, then you can get like really cool. Ah like depending on the spot really some some really good food Oh, man some some what is it? Is it Shuxuka the oh? I love that that dish is delicious and if you're gonna make that at home You're gonna have too much for yourself. So like that dish is lunch. Yeah, see ham see I'd rather walk to an awesome coffee shop And like sit down and have like a pastry and a coffee and like okay fair You don't have to go to brunch every day. I need time. I talk about not liking brunch I do get like a pretty aggressive your in Los Angeles Yeah, this has gotta be is there a city that's you know what it is? I think I've worked way too many branches That's fair. Okay, I put a bad taste in your mouth I'm not a fan necessarily of the drinks. I'm not like I don't I don't like to get like drunk at brunch I like I'm there for the food to me. I'm like if I'm going to brunch. I'm getting I'm getting drinks. You go spritz Oh, you go sweet. Saint Germain Saint Germain Champagne y'all see the brunch a lot of the brunch drinks are a little too sweet and Bloody marries are a little too much for me to yeah, yeah, apparel spritz apparel spritz fire. I'd like one but I don't want many give me a nap But I love coffee so I'll have coffee Maybe I'll get an espresso martini Oh, I know that's where isn't that funny how that's more of an afternoon drink But it shouldn't be a brunch drink. I agree because it's recently had a frozen hazelnut espresso martini It was absolutely delicious. Oh my god. That's yeah, what is happening? Okay, like I am scared This man came on this podcast. Okay next next question. You you Fedichini Alfredo. Well, so we're back Yeah, I actually I'm gonna pass. I'll pass. You know what I'm asking you I'm not I was saying this earlier I'm out of an alphino person. There we go. Now we're getting really honest. You guys were like smash all pauses Well, the pauses as their shapes are fine, but but but I think a more of a red sauce. Yeah, yeah, give me some fucking flavor I'm not a cream sauce person either. They're a mind Not typically except that pistachio pausa that we shared I know you weren't really into it Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I wasn't super into it. I really like that. I do love sharing food with you so much. Yeah, all right So delicious. We're back to me. Mermaids exist Mermaids Mermaids exist. Smash your past You're at the ocean and a pretty like a beautiful fish You don't get to know they're in the ocean. They're in the ocean. They swim up. You just see their torso They're gorgeous. Okay, there's like all right male mermaids have penis. We don't know They're just kind of like hey, I got a risk it So do you jump in the water and they like give you something so you can breathe under water and then that's how it gets I think it's like you can be like kind of like your both surface maybe like kind of in a lagoon Yeah, so maybe you can kind of be up, but it's like all right Like you have to accept before they come on to land Like and you're kind of like gonna maybe like get crazy on sand right there I often have you thought I was thinking of options today while I was coming up with stuff with this episode So I was thinking about scenarios It's like okay, would you be like all right? I'm gonna entertain this you like knows the name of the mermaid So archimold comes up to the archipold and he's like a hot male To be like crystal whatever the human part of the mermaid gets to be whatever do I get to pick the color mermaid Yeah, sure, yes, okay, then I'm in what color what teal Yeah, he do I was like I thought you meant like Korean and teal My mermaid is Korean and teal hands down And you know what I'll do like Korean and black or Korean and white too. That's cool with me That's why I was like do I get to pick the color and I was like yeah Sure, and I was like okay, okay Um Korean and teal awesome great. Yeah, okay, so smash Yeah, honestly smash. Yeah. Oh, no you figured out his eyes are wet again. Yeah a smash, but here's the deal They can't really breathe on land for that long. I think they can yeah, they can I don't make the rules. I think they can look I feel like it might be a little awkward for them to come on land And then come on land Nice, you know what it's just as awkward for us to be in the ocean with them. It's so true Not me. I'm a natural born swimmer. Tense is just like I'm like paddling Teal Okay, so we've all agreed okay, so smash on mermaids mash what color do you choose? I don't care Uh, I think that's just the standard teal feels like the common Like mermaid. I would want mine to be like you're a desert. Don't ever call my mermaid I feel like it's always like the blue green type of like you're a desert. You're a desert I'll go with more. Okay, fine. More standard blue you fool you fool. Okay, or like pearl Oh white the tail. She's like white and pearl black and here we go That's not what I said bitch I hate this mermaid question Pass on you too. Okay Oh, you got anything else I've so much are you kidding me? I feel like all of your things are just really nice things You're just like having a million dollars. It's like. Yes, man Okay, okay John Travolta Is it director John Travolta which with his beret which don't that's the one on no I'm gonna pass No, it's not that John. I'm actually passing Any John Travolta. Yeah, okay, is there is there a movie of John Travolta that you're gonna Honestly, I watch grease recently and I got I got a big old dick. Yeah I've always yeah, there's always like a bit of a silly vibe. There's something I've never thought he was hot. Yeah Okay, I guess these but in the 70s people that was it. Yeah, they were doing quailudes too. So Shane how much can I really? My god, they weren't in their right mind. That's how you get John Travolta. Yeah, okay classical music. Oh Yes, mash. I love classical music Christmas song No, okay, sorry and smash Same Okay, I guess mine aren't that good, but that's okay. No, I love I love classical music violins Yeah, a final sausage tagliate telly yum delicious. That sounds incredible. I love that Smash I just was gonna say any probably Italian style food. I'm probably gonna say smash - Like I'll eat it Okay, okay, a poop ravioli You that is not a classic Italian Ravioli it's Northern Italian Northern Italian are one in northern Italian listeners like what is like what the hell? Okay, what did the head? Shane No, I Like it. Thank you someone who texts with a smiley face often Like the not the emoji just the smiley face dot dot Side smile I say smash. Yeah, I'm a little ironic. I don't care Okay, what do I hate it? No, I I hated it and then I realized that I was like being cynical So I'm gonna say I hate it when people use it with like a we need you on top of that. Thanks Fair has to be it has to be in the right spot fair. No, I'm saying Yeah, I do know what you're saying swallow that yon Yon sometimes also when I'm laughing hysteric. Are you better swallow that yon so I'm not getting enough oxygen to my brain go Okay, crushed ice. Oh Pass smash motherfucker so good and Tiki drinks Okay It's certain time. Yeah, that's fair, but for the most part like I'm thinking about like water Oh, no, no, no because some diners do like the crushed ice. Yeah. Yeah, I love crushed ice I love my favorite what's our favorite ice here comic ice gigantic big cube I'll actually big rock big rock big rock clear clear cube is those are her to those are her to make I can make them What I make regular ice then I just go? No, there's a type of device that you get it's not that expensive or anything. You just have a nice Just like it's got it's got space kind of underneath it's awesome. It's not as easy as just like you know I think I'm passing on crushed ice Good same making out in the car That's not even on my list. That was a provides pass And I'm the horness when it's mosh, but like the car the seatbelt gets in the way then the middle thing is getting the wave and the Backseat is not comfortable to lay down in now pass it I think it's a smash. No, I think it's a smash. I Think it's cute. I'd rather go up to your bedroom like what are we doing in the car? Yeah, what if you're what if you're parked at the beach then ghosts and go to the beach. There's probably always a better location Yeah, it's like why are you in the place? You're like you're like in transit. You're in the car You're like wow the ocean looks really amazing. Yeah. Yeah. Oh Please don't tell me that you guess like that. Oh, okay. I'm joking Also one of my pet peeves is being transit in general Is what just just being in transit? Yeah, I don't like traveling to a thing actually sometimes I do Sometimes like driving to the beaches of fun experience because you're like wow I'm going to a cool thing. I think on a train is really cool. Oh well trains are a different thing That is the location. Yeah. I would rather be at the next place. Oh So he doesn't like so he's impatient journey. Yeah, you know that it's not about Yeah, you know that it's not about you know if you go out in the mountain and you look at all the peaks It the peaks there what it's about. It's not about the top of the mountains about the ginium And half away. Yeah, smash smash what are you okay? What are we talking about here nice? The most gorgeous woman in Hollywood. It's just like yeah, okay Okay, then to me more what what once again. What is this once again you look you looked up? You looked up list of hottest women And you're like okay, smash your pass. It's like if I was like smash your pass George Clooney Brad Pitt I Wouldn't I hot men I would pass on Brad Pitt right now. Yeah. No, that's fair. Okay. That's fair Okay, but Demi Moore and and how the way we're not comparable to that. No, I know they're hot Can I see his dick first? I just gotta spit take in the remember one what spit out their trick Who's who's ticker you ask me about George Clooney? That was fully insane I don't know if you guys heard it as well That was so good. Oh You got someone off guard Yeah, HR. Okay, I think George is probably gonna keep it wrapped up until yeah pass. Okay pass Fine, okay, random burgers You talk about a smash burger They're all random Okay, it's a random Right now I was on set yesterday having a thousand people talked to me and me going like smash her also. I'm so sorry Qualifying burgers is the most random Okay, man, I'm gonna be really random right now. Um, I hate burgers. Um You guys are dead to me. Okay, so match burgers obvious. Yeah, smash burgers Okay, it's literally a category Burgers are I don't like burgers. Is there any past burger? We're like no, no yes big sloppy nasty burgers that are like rare Gross city. Yeah, a big giant poop burger. I guess I'm passing. Yeah, okay. Yeah, be categories like that all burgers are not a fan of burgers No, what whoa? Do you like hot dogs? Yeah, okay? Delish, okay? No brunch no burgers. There's no why burgers like kind of effed me up I don't know years ago. I had a burger with like blue cheese on it and I got destroyed for the rest of my life I hate blue cheese on burgers. Yeah, I do hate that. That's a past That's a very different thing. I was a black and blue. Yeah, but don't have that. I know but I'm messed Don't get that listen to this. I'm putting I'm taking the beef I'm doing a medium rare some blue cheese a Rougola and like a bacon jam or an onion jam see I'm not into that I'm not into that stuff. I'm into the classic burger. I'm in a tomato too. I think like a classic burger on a grill at a barbeque Sounds like I would doable. But I'd rather have a chicken sandwich. Okay, like a fried chicken sandwich. Yeah, I don't know We're talking. It's me smear smear smear Yeah This back. Okay, I got one. Okay, great. Okay You can tell it's me trying desperately to think of stuff for this and I was on a different journey than you guys Because I have a vampire a mermaid and then followed by that is a robot and it's like okay They build like full it like how would you would you do it? They got a port no like if they build if in the if okay Put yourself in an alternate scenario, right? Yeah, of course Where it's like all right they they built them there's robots and they're walking around they look like people and there's robots They're like yeah in that robot chain. I'm gonna tell you right now. That feature is here. Well, they're dancing at Conventions, they're out while they're dancing horribly they are and they're Definitely tripped and he died. Yeah, he died he tripped and he died on stage and they came and they carried him out and I'm like Yeah, the robots have failed. You're not gonna be they're gonna remake him. I think I'm passing on the robots. Yeah, I'm scared of the robots Yeah, yeah, what about you? It's pretty scary. Yeah, like Westworld Yeah - That show messed me up. At past, they make a Westworld type amusement park where there's robots, and they're so human-like that you can't tell, but it's like you know there are robots. - The ones that have sentience that get out and have free will, then yes. - Oh, you need them to have full intelligence. - I would hope. - Like they are so free true that it's getting consent. - Yes, I know, but like you want it to be a fully conscious alive thing, like. - As opposed to what? - I'm talking about robots. It's not like a machine. It's a, you want like a-- - You want the difference. If you can't tell, does it matter? - Okay, fair. - That's a Westworld quote. - Wow, somebody has watched the show. - Somebody remembered it, 'cause they wiped it clean from everything. - Wiped clean. - Not mine. - Did they? - Yeah, got removed from everything. - What? - Yes. - They removed it off HBO. - And why again? - 'Cause it's too fucking real. - It's cheaper for them to just-- - No way, that's a lie. - Not kidding. - That's a lie. - I watched every episode of that show. - I didn't finish it, but-- - I didn't finish it, but-- - I think I'm a pass, in general. - Yeah, I'm a pass. - It's scary. - So weird, one of the robots who got, who I guess got free or left, I, when I was at a Muay Thai gym, she was there. And it was so bizarre for me. She was so nice, so gorgeous in person. And I was like-- - Your robot. - Your robot. - Your robot. - Your robot. - Yeah. - That was wild. - But yeah, that's-- - And that was "Barshon Lynch". One of my, you guys might improv troupe in college. - The one that you wrote that sketch with? - We read on "Barshon." - Star studded. It's like crazy. But one of the guys was writing and directing the last season of "Westworld." - Whoa! - That was crazy. - And with the guy from "Breaking Bad." Do you remember? - Aaron Paul. - Aaron Paul. - There was "West Humphrey." - What? - Remember the "Westworld" where Aaron Paul was in it? I think that was the last season. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, wow. - It's amazing. - Yeah. - That was like downtown LA, right? - Yeah. - That's-- - You directed those. - And wrote some of them, yeah. - That was epic. - It was really cool. - I never watched that season, but-- - There's some fun ones. There's one where he's taking like a drug that like makes you do different genres. Cool. You like different genres in the movie? - That was a really cool season. - I wanted that drug. - I know, that seemed really fun. - It makes you go film noir or like-- - Yeah. - It was also like wild how much they filmed downtown. They must have shut down Ed for a thing. - Yeah. - It's crazy. - Yeah. - Damn. - Wow, okay. - Star-studded, comedy trip. - Oh yeah, "Ava Victor" too. Okay, here we go. "Air Lume Carrots." - Don't know what those are. - Oh, yeah, that's an absolute smash for me. - Yeah, me too. - Are they like the tiny cute little ones? - Just anything, but like, there's purple carrots. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, white ones. - I love purple carrots. - Yeah. - So smash? - Smash. - I love carrots. - 100%. - I love vegetables in general. They're probably my favorite like, category of food. - Really? - Yeah, I'm obsessed with vegetables. - Are there any that you would be a past? - I don't think so. - Green beans for me. - I love green beans. - I really like all vegetables. I love green beans. - Yeah, there's not many. - No. - I can't think of many vegetables that I don't love. - They put green beans on a plate and they're just like, this is what we have. And you're like, okay, they're garlicky. And you're like, oh yeah, I love that. Oh man. - What's your favorite vegetable? - Oh, broccoli. - Broccoli is really great. - Broccoli is so good. - Brussels sprouts can be killer experience. - I was gonna say, asparagus is great. - Asparagus is great. - Yeah, that's all. - Oh, like a better nut squash, is that it? - Oh yeah, squash is nice. - Oh, a spaghetti squash. - Crazy. - Fire. - Bell peppers. You throw bell peppers on a grill. That's it. - Naughty naughty. - Squash, rocks. - Squash. - I'm probably listing things that are technically like someone who's gonna be like, that's not technically a vegetable, but you know what I mean. See overall vibe of stuff. Yeah, man, love 'em all. - Okay. - Truly, carrots are there. - I love carrots. - Okay, this one's gonna upset some people. - Okay. - Little Sally Walker. - What is that? - Yes, please show us. - Okay, so people listening, he's dancing around the table. He's skipping around. - Stopped in front, I mean, she said, hey. - That's in chances, dancing in front of me. Hey, girl, do you see? - This is Shane, that's a strip club, straight up. - Did I switch with you? And then now I get up and I, and I. - Little Sally Walker walking down the street. She didn't know what to do, so she stepped in front of me. She said, hey, you can do any dance. - Oh my god. - Hey, girl, do you think, do you think and switch? - We want you to get on the bride, hey. - Oh, fine. - I don't know, I don't know how this goes. - I'll switch with you. - Okay. - I'll switch my phone with me. - Shit, so smash the pass. So, we're in a new space. - I'm gonna pass on that. (laughing) - What the hell? - This was you when Chance was dancing on you. - Yeah, you have never looked more uncomfortable. - Could you tell immediately that I've never gone to like a strip club or anything that I'm just like. - You were like, okay, now what we need to do with, you've never been? - Never went to Uvoo Drops. - You've been to a strip club? - Yeah, like three times. Guys, I am the coolest bitch you've ever met in your life. - That's cool. - Yeah, I just loved that. - Random burger. - Random burger. (laughing) - Random burger. - I would do anything. - This is such a random burger. (laughing) - This is a random burger. - I'm gonna throw that up not strong enough. - Okay. - Random burger. - Okay, guys, in the next, whenever we have like another writer's meeting or another episode of anything with any other cast, we should sneak in. - This is our, okay, this is our secret. - Okay, okay. We need to sneak random burger into things without being called out. - Slip it in. - We can't, we can't call each other out because we're three aware. - Oh, it's got chills. - But imagine we're in Bordea with like Angela and like Spencer, and you've gotta be like, okay, so this is like such a random burger, but like, oh my god, Shane. - Wait, we're gonna slip it in as like a phrase or slip it in as like an idea. - Just the word, just the word. - Just the word like that. - Just the word if, but we were like casually saying that. - You gotta try to slip it by without like, Angela or Trevor or someone being. - Oh my god, that's so random burger. I would just say random burger. - I love that. - That sucks. - He burger to think it's like an animated show or something. - No, I think it's kinda like, you know, there's nothing burger, but I'm gonna say random burger. - Or like awkward turtle. - Awkward turtle. - It's kinda like, this is very random burger. - This is kind of a random burger, but yeah. - That sucks. - Ooh. - That sucks. - It hurts my teeth. - People are upset. - It hurts my teeth thinking about it. - Okay, I'm gonna try to do it. - All right, I'm gonna try to burger. - I'm gonna try to, I was gonna get it off on Spinser. I'm gonna try to get a random burger off of. - All right. - I'm done with that. - Do you wanna swap back? How do you feel? - I don't know. I'm looking over, and I feel like the crew looks stressed. - They do, like Selena's going- - Like the crew is upset. They don't know how to handle this. - We can switch if you want. - You prepped all day. - The only way we have to switch back those, you have to do the stripper thing on me again. - No. - No, what the hell? (laughing) - I just like seeing Shane be like, (laughing) - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - All right. - Fine. - Little Sally want girl walking down this street. She didn't know what to do. - It's a (beep) - I think I would be so awkward at a strip club. - I'm so awkward when I go to shows. - I love shows. - I love going to shows, but I don't like when they're like doing a lot of audience shit. I'm like, I'm not an interactive audience member. - No, no. - I wanna sit, if I go to a show of any kind, I want to sit and enjoy the show. - Remember when we went to the pirate show forever ago with everybody? - And they kept trying to get us involved in everything. That was really tough. - You'd be like, no, no thanks. - I don't wanna be involved in the show. I don't really, I don't wanna be brought up on stage. - Yeah. - Magic show, I'd be more inclined, but still. - Yeah, because in a magic show, you get to be really like a stupid participant. - Yeah. - You walk up in there and they just kind of hand things to you and you just kind of feel that. - Not me, I start out magicing the magician. - You're like (beep) and you like have a fireball on your hand? - They just look at you and be like, no, they would be picking this guy. - They would be afraid of my aura. - They probably would be. - Oh my God, this guy has the almost magical powers. - Being front row at a theater. - Pass, my God. - Um, no. - So being row at a theater stops. - Um, I don't hate it, it depends. I don't hate it. - They all look like mega-mind. - I think I'm down. - Yeah, I think most of the theaters you can't really see. - I think it's really cool to be that close to the actors. - Are we talking about like a play or a movie? - I was thinking of a play. - No way. - A play, a play for a row of sure. - No way movie. - Yeah, I was thinking of a movie. Movie, I'll go to a row C and that's the farthest close. I'll get it. - Oh, row C is even too close for me. - It's just nice late at night when I go sometimes I go to the movies by myself. - Oh. - And I'll just look. - Yeah, that is nice. - What's the optimal row? - H. - H is pretty good. - G and H. - G and H. - I am a G and an H person. - G and an H and I would say not exactly center, just a little off. - So you're not stuck in the center when the moot is over. - I'm okay sitting in the center. - I sit pretty close to the center, G and H though. I wouldn't saw back rooms this past weekend. And I was a G10. Pretty primed. And it was like, there was not many seats available. I was by myself for it and there was one seat row. right there in the middle of one of these rows. - One by itself? - Yeah. - Spooky one. - Oh yeah, I like seeing movies by myself. - Do you like horror movies? - I was gonna smash your past horror movies. - No, I don't like horror movies, sir. - Smash. - Smash. - Selena hit us with another. - What about fidget toys? - Depends. - I've never had a fidget toy, but I definitely see advertisements for them, and I think that's pretty cool. - I'm smash on fidget toys. - Yeah. - Look at my hands right now. - Yeah. - Look at all my rings that I'm playing with. - Okay, same. - I cannot stop. - I'm always playing with my rings. I have a ring that is literally like a fidget toy. - Yeah. - Most of my rings are fidget toys. - I mean, first couple of episodes of this show, everyone was talking about how I was just constantly like. - I was talking about it. - Oh my God, one of your, okay. I have T on you a little bit. It's not T, it's just something that I clocked. - So it's T that he has by himself on you, that's T. - Do you want to hit? - Yes, you can't say that and maybe like, I don't want to hear this and then I never know how to get to know. - Okay, fuck. - One of your acting things, when you're starting to learn, do you or not, I'm gonna say? - No. - One of your acting things, when you're still learning lines, is you'll hold a backpack that's not there. - Funny. - I clocked it in hospital and sitcom and you will do this. - So for hospital, I was holding a fake stethoscope. - Oh, fake stethoscope. I love like, 'cause I just need to do something with my hands. - Put it over here. - Well, stethoscope, you're holding it. - Okay, okay. - When you're holding a stethoscope. - That's so interesting. - So I would have, but that is, you'll hold fake stethoscope. - For hospital, I would definitely like do space work, just to kind of-- - What else, what else? - I think like, but no, that is a real thing I was doing for hospital. - Wow. - Your rehearsing is, do you ever have a stethoscope? - Yeah, for that scene I had. I actually, when we finally did the scene, I had like other stuff in my hands. I had a clipboard and things, but I just knew that I was gonna have stuff in my hands, so I was trying to like-- - Do you learn lines better when you are able to connect with the prop? - I don't think so, but it's certainly probably to this day and over the course of auditioning and stuff, one of my biggest struggles is still, what do you do with your hands? Auditions are so hard, 'cause you don't have props, but you're trying to like-- - It is so hard when you don't have props when you're auditioning. - To this day, like people, for anyone who's aspiring to be an actor, like acting classes talk so much about like, you know, the emotions and all these things, but when it comes down to an audition, it's like, what the fuck should I do for this space work that it's talking about in this audition? And it's like, yeah, but it never feels great. It, for me at least, I'm always, or when it's like there's multiple characters in a scene for an audition, you're like, all right, so this island's gonna be here. - Yeah, it's really, really tough. - I'm big on space work. - Me too. - I will get up in that shit that is not there, there is, I will open that shit and get things out and like close it behind me and set it on the counter. - During an audition. - During an audition, especially an audition, or like if you're thinking about like, where are you in the space? No one is just like, yeah. - So what can you look at or what can you see? - And that's the thing that they like kind of, when you go in, there's nothing. It's like a blank slate. - There's nothing so weird. - You have to like bring, because I learned early on that if I'm ever doing a character, I'm way more grounded in a character if I have a prop. So like pretty much all my characters have props. - Yeah, every single one of them, and I'm way more grounded in it. - It helps a lot. - Yeah, it helps a lot. Like, Karen has a fucking purse. - Oh yeah. - Like even if it's just that. - So Christ has a cigarette. - I don't need to hold it, but I need to know that it's there so that, I can find my way. - I can potentially have her sign. - Yes. - Wow. - Abigail Bent. - Interesting. - Yes. - Good guys have so many things. - Good guys, they've got literally, they're gripping everything. - So literally, you feel like you are, you are literally protected. - Yeah. - But when you're in audition, I think it's just like you gotta either do space where you're gonna bring your props or something. - Works for the boss. Anyways, I have one. Birkin stocks. You know? - I smashed them. - I used to be a past, but I'm a smash now. - It changed. - It changed. I had to wear them every episode of Goldberg's that I was on, 'cause my character was like a hippie vibe. Now they were Birkin stocks that were previously, like, I don't know where they got them from. They weren't new Birkin stocks. - Oh, so they were already broken by someone else's foot. - They were broken by another foot. So they didn't really fit properly, they did kind of suck. But I do have Birkin stocks now that fit me perfectly, and I love them. - Same. I love them. I have to claw all the time. - They were a gift. - The claw kind. - Yeah, Kiana and Spencer got them for me. - I have like the open, the open saddle. I have it like, that's like my outside. - Me too. - Walk, I love it so much. - So great. - Very cool. - Yeah, I love my Birks. - Yeah, Birkin stocks, definitely. - That's a great question. - So it's a great question. Inkelsocks. - There you go, boom. - Smash. - I think I've been a past lately. I haven't been wearing them. - Wow. - No shows? - I'm a past on no shows too. - No, no. - No, past hardcore. - I found them to be so annoying. - Okay. - Not like on someone else. - You don't like the feeling. - Yeah, and I only like to wear ankle if they're like these see-through ones. - Got it. - But I usually wear like socks up to here. - Cracking your joints. - Smash. (sighs) - Nice. You know what I like to do? Oh shit. - What if spider webs came out? (laughing) - No, no, oh my god. - Not here. - I'll say smash, it's satisfying, but I'm not very good at it. - Is it weird that I wanna taste Spider-Man's way up? I cannot be surprised by you guys. - Talk more about that. - Well, there's number one, there's nothing coming out of Tom Holland that I wouldn't wanna taste. - Oh, I kind of agree with you. - Number two, why do I feel like it's a little bit sweet and a little bit salty. (laughing) - Jesus fucking Christ. - Honestly, I think it would probably feel very weird on the tongue. It's a web. - I'm gonna try it anyway. - Are you? (laughing) - Look in. - You sound like, what's his name? - I don't know, you gotta say a name. (laughing) - Oh my god, you know who you sound like? - Oh god. - You know what's his name? - You sound like, oh my god. - Oh my god. - He's from that show. - You know what? (laughing) - I, um. - Oh, here's one. Oh no, go ahead. - I was just gonna say, on the topic of Tom Holland, I was gonna say, Tom Holland and Zendayev, they ever break up, that'll ruin everybody's day. - We'll pass everything. - It will suck. - Actually, chance will be exciting 'cause then Tom will be available. - True. You'll have your chance. - Chance. - Chance. And also Tom Holland, look, I don't give much astrology, but they're also a Gemini Virgo couple. - Are you a Virgo Gemini couple? - 49 are a Gemini Virgo couple. - But why does that work? - Why does that work? - I'm the Virgo, she's the Gemini. Zendayev's the Virgo. - And Tom is the Gemini. - The Gemini. Why does that work? - I don't know. See, I was told a long time ago that they're ruled by Mercury. - I was told a long time ago that they don't work, but then Courtney and I were like, fuck it. - You beat the odds. - I don't give a shit. - I was told that Libra and Aquarius work really well together. That's what I have. So. - Well, I don't-- - End of story. - I don't care what any astrologer says because Tom and Zendayev are proof that Gemini and Virgo's work perfectly together. - Say it louder, food people in the back. Smash your past, someone telling you they love a show and that you need to watch it. - Oh, that's a absolute smash. I love when people recommend shows. - Smash. - Okay. - I love knowing that there's good shows in movies that I haven't seen. - I'm also a smash. - I'm like, yeah, hell yeah. - I'm gonna say smash, but it depends on the person. - Why? - 'Cause there are some people in my life where they're like, oh my god, you have to watch a show. And I'm like, I love telling people like-- - You know what I mean? - Yeah. There are some people who like love, uh. - I'm glad to know that that's not me 'cause I told you to watch Widow's Bay and then you watched it in the press. - I watch it in the press. - I, we love fairy similar things. - It is the best show ever. - You tell me to watch a show and truly, I will get the subscription, which is exactly what I did. I didn't even have Apple TV and I got it and watched it and was obsessed with it. - Wow. - I trust you very much. - That is damn. - Yeah, yeah. Now have a chance tell me. - A chance is like, okay. - I'd be like, no. - You watch the show, but you know how you have some people in your life that like, they love like. - They have different tastes. - Yeah, like-- - Totally. - Like it feels very ABC family style shows and I, that's just not ever gonna be me. - Oh yeah, oh yeah. - You know? - Well like Ian will like recommend a movie and I'm like, you're like-- - Is this a-- - Is this a silent film from the '70s? - Is this like a '60s French movie? Like he has incredible taste in movies. It's just very hyper specific sometimes. And I'm like, am I down for this viewing experience? - Yeah. (laughing) - A spa. - We are so out of it right now. - Integrate way. - Smash your past, Anthony. - Don't you dare. - I can't smash. - Yeah, we smash, smash, smash. - Well, you know, fans already knew. - That's true. (laughing) - You know what? Anthony's a great guy. - I'll smash it. - Oh. (laughing) - Oh Jesus Christ. - Oh my God. - When Anthony watches all of our content. - He does watch every single thing. - And so he does watch all of our content. - He actually watches every single thing. So he is gonna watch this moment. - We were talking about this earlier. That Anthony will like, we'll be like working. We'll be doing a typical work day. And he'll come up and he'll be like, I watch that. that episode of that thing was incredible in my life. - That's true. - He truly watches all of that. - I love that. - Not only that, he'll talk about it. He's like, "Oh, I watched the cut for this thing that's not even out yet," stuff. Like he's, he's in a room where there's a million screens and he's like, he's plugged in. - He's plugged in to the small universe. - I mean, that's such an amazing way to understand the company. Like, you know exactly what's going on. - Yeah. - No, he's trying to be the all-knowing. I respect it. - He's like, in Captain Marvel, there's a big computer that runs their whole society. And he's like, "Mmm." - They also, in Marvel, they also have the watcher. - Yes. - He's truly just there watching everything. - Yes. - That's true. - He's like, "I can't interfere, I'm just watching." - Yeah. - Okay, Marvel characters that you would smash. - It's like, most-- - Most wouldn't. - Hulk? - Yeah. - Oh, actually pass. - Yeah. - You're gonna die, but it'd be funny. - Yeah, yeah. (laughing) - You imagine? - We found him 50 meters into the earth. - No! (laughing) - Just throw me, be kind of funny. - Iron Man? - Well, Tony Stark. - Is he in the suit? - Yes. - Smash. - Whoa. - Nice. - No, it is like basement work and tinkering away. - Okay, sorry, he's just Tony Stark, billionaire playboy. - Yeah. - Philanthropist. - Philanthropist. - Come on now. - So? - Okay. - You didn't answer his-- - I said smash most of the Marvel universe. - Okay, wow. - Yeah, I agree. - Yeah, it's like, they're all, even if they're evil, they're hot. Like, all of them. - That's true, vision is also very hot. - He's not evil. - Vision isn't evil, but-- - Didn't he have an evil moment? - Well, he's been like, the white vision was barely him. - Yeah. (laughing) - Paul Bettany. - Okay, what about like, what about, okay, so there's like half? - What? - Fish people? - Happening. - Oh, I already said mermaids. - Yeah, would you let me get to it? - Okay, there's half horse people, which are sentars. - Cute. - So, what if there's like a half snake person? - No. - Oh, yeah. - I don't want like a rattlesnake back. - I'm smashing. - Really? - You're saying almost kind of like a, like a, the shape of like a Medusa type. - Like the bottom, huh? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - There probably is a mythical term for that. - Yeah, there is. - Is that, that's not a Gorgon, right? - No, Gorgon has, that's that's specifically what that is. - There is a name for it. - Yes, sure, sure. Oh, like, okay, take it to another route. - No, I'd pass, I would pass. - Ursula from-- - Tinnacles. - Little mermaid. - No, no, no, the reptile scales is good. The Tinnacles is not for me. Do you want to smash your pants, Ursula? - Why are you laughing? - Mitchell, one step removed from Ursula. (laughing) - That feel good. - Random burger time. - That feel good. - Yeah. - That's the compilation of-- - That feel good. - That feel good. - Did that clip feel good for you, too? (laughing) - Fine, I'll play the CWitch. She's the best solo in the movie. - Okay, so she's like on it. - Hey, I never said if I was gonna press that. - And you guys are making fun of me for bringing out her name. - No, I didn't. - You're making fun of me for wanting to smash your Tinnacles. - What are you saying, Ursula? - If you want to smash the CWitch, that's fine. You can do that. - Okay. - Okay. - I was asking you guys, though. - That's crazy. - That's crazy. - That's cool. Okay, we weren't talking about me. - Yes. - Well, you're on the pod. Anyways, CWitch. - Fuck. - Can you get it, I guess? - I love it. - Wide-ruled paper. - Wide-ruled paper. - I have to know what that means. - Honestly, pass. - I'll smash, even though my favorite is graph paper. - Ooh, very pretty. - Graph paper. - I love graph paper. - Why rule this hard? Because you have to write, I feel like wide-ruled was used for cursive. - I'm passing on that. - I'll pass on that. - I'm thinking about graph paper, and that's what I want. - What about receiving a voice note? - I smash on that. - I smash. - I love receiving a voice note. I don't like that they disappear automatically. I don't know how to change that. That is true, you don't get to save those. - Same. I think it's like has to do with your storage or something. - Is there a way to download them or like, you can press keep, but I don't know how long they stay. - Oh, same. I like voice notes. But if they are longer than, like five minutes, it's going to be tough. - Whoa, whoa, five minutes. - Holy shit. Y'all don't know my family. - Oh my God. - Oh, I've got like, I've got like 20 minute ones. - Fuck no. - Jesus. - Yeah. - Just call. - It's time. - Have a phone call. - I know, but different like, time zones. - I know, but you get, just wait. How can someone talk for 20 minutes? Is that a response? - Let me tell you. - Holy shit. - More than half the women in my life, and me included sometimes. - We could go off. - That's true. - I can go off. - We could talk for 20 minutes of just like, our day and the revelations that we had and that one movie that we saw, and the book we're reading in this long conversation, we had an, oh my God, did I tell you about bubble? (laughing) - Damn. That's cool. I think that's really cool. - Okay, awesome. I feel exposed. - That's your phone. - Random. - Random, that's such a random burglary, you know? - You guys are so random. - What is it? - This was on the same notes as something else, and I just deleted it all. - You can go into recently deleted. - Yeah. - You can get it back. - Oh. (laughing) - The Kool-Aid man. - Pass a thousand percent. - The way he smashes through walls? - Yeah. - We're doing it. - What are you guys talking about? - I don't know how that works, but like I'm jumping into his vase. - If I can have him be teal, too, that'd be nice. - You never see the Kool-Aid man in different, flavors. - He should be able to change his flavor. - He really should. Huh. How about Jolly Green Giant? - Oh, that's fun. Let me see. - Ronald McDonald. - You know what's funny? I was thinking about him earlier to my list. Absolutely pass, that's a nightmare. - Pass, absolutely. - But hamburger smash. - Oh yeah, hamburger for sure, smash. Grimmis. - Pass. - Adult. - What's Grimmis, what's Grimmis? - Smash. - I was like, I was like, I don't know how old Grimmis is. - Adult. - Adult Grimmis. - No. - Hey. - Whoa. - No. - Hey, hey, hey. It's okay. It's okay, you're okay. - No. - It's okay. - No. - It's okay, you're okay. Okay, how about this, the Monster House from Monster House. - I never saw Monster House. - Never saw Monster House. - You guys, where are we doing here? - I know. - We did our daddy's battle brackets, and I need to watch some childhood movies from after I was a child, because I didn't watch Despicable Me, and people were mad about how we talked about Gru, and I was like, look, I just don't know anything about Gru. So I'm judging him only off of trailers and promotional material for Despicable Me, and I don't like what I see. But if I watch the movie, I will be swayed. Probably not, and he probably didn't have a hung smile, like, was the. - Oh, I don't know, but I need to see Monster House. I need to see, there's a lot of movies I need to see that I'm like, from the eras I missed, so that I can understand for people who are younger than me. - Decoms or what? Oh, yeah. - No. - Okay. - Oh, yeah. But a different era of them, I think, maybe. No. Because they stopped making them after a certain point. But yeah, oh, and then I guess we talked, I guess at some point in daddy battle brackets, we talked shit about Bob Belcher, but I love Bob Belcher, and I don't remember if I talk shit or no. - Bob Belcher. - He's Bob's Burgers. - Talk about a random burger. - Oh, a random burger. - But I love Bob Belcher. - Random burger. Yeah, he's great. - Whatever shit we talked. I'll try. - Did we talk shit? - I didn't get to watch the video yet, as of right now. - I watched the beginning part. - But comments were like, don't slander Bob Belcher, and I was like, what did we say about Bob Belcher? I love Bob's Burgers. But maybe I was saying, I don't think he's sexy. - I don't think he was sexy. - I don't think he was like, daddy, daddy. - Yeah. - Because daddy's sexy. - Yeah. But he is awesome. - He is awesome, but like. - He's like, daddy. - Yeah, he's like, and he talks like this, which is awesome. - Oh, that's good. - That's really good. - Yeah. - It's like, okay. All right, we're making burgers now. - Oh, the mom. My favorite, like, back in the day, YouTube community, oh my god, oh, my son. - My son. They went to New York. They moved to New York, and now they're gay. A mother's day, oh my god. - I think pass on both of them. - Whoa. - Them as a couple is a smash. They're such a, like, lovely couple. - Bob's Burgers? - Yes, they're such a, it's such a, like, healthy family dynamic. - Yeah. - They're like a very, it is genuinely such a great show. - 'Cause they're so weak. - Hold it back. - Smash your pass, someone yawning while you're talking. - Yawning in your face while you're talking about something so important. - No, no. Smash your pass, someone, either just, okay, I have two options. - Okay. - Someone yawning full, do you, or swallowing their yarn? Which one would you rather sell? - Swallow, okay. So smash your pass, the Navi. - Oh. - So you just did it. - Whoa. So you just completely ignore it? I heard everything Amanda just said. So smash your pests and not be- - I'm sorry. - Yeah, the not be. Yeah, I'd say smash. - Smash. - They're big news. - Are they like nine feet tall or something? - It's pretty crazy. Yeah, I'll give it a go. - Pick me up. - Good luck. (laughing) - Good luck honey. They're gonna toss you around. - I wanna take that little ponytail and put it on my- - Okay. (laughing) - Jesus. - Y'all the answer right on, my yawn. - I'd rather someone just yawn fully. - Oh. - It feels less insulting. - What the hell? - Shane does this a lot. - 'Cause you tell me too, you're like what was that? - You can yawn fully. I just like to be on your ass about it, you know? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure, for sure. - Yay. - No, for sure. Any of the muppets? (laughing) - Smash misses Piggy. - I feel like-- - Smash permit. - Whoa. - Smash animal, smash Oscar. - Oscar the grouch? - Smash. - That's Sesame Street. - Oh shit. (laughing) Big Bird can get it. - Jesus. - Big Bird's a little too big for me. - Yeah. - No, Miss Piggy for sure. - Yeah. - I love Miss Piggy. - Miss Piggy's awesome. - Enough to love a guest. - I would love to get a muppet on Smosh. - That's like a dream guest. - I love it. - That's really doable. Like, imagine Bordea F with a muppet. - That's so fun. - I love that. - Oh. - That's a good picture. - Would we be ourselves or puppets? - We're ourselves. - Okay. - No, we're absolutely ourselves. Because like, that's how muppets always are. They're like, other people are, they show up. - Yep. - They're human. But imagine if you had like Miss Piggy there in the middle and like, a few of us. - A few of us. - And we're playing. - Aww. - Where was it? - And it's stuck. - She's like. - Goofy. Goofy. Oh, goofy. - Goofy. - That's pretty good. - Oh, comey, her, comey. - Misses Piggy. - That's not bad. - That's not bad. - Somewhere over the rainbow. - It's rainbow connection. - No, no, totally. - Yeah, so you did a different thing. - On the rainbow connection. - But that would be incredible. Oh, werewolf with a muppet. - Okay. - Dude. - That's so random burger of us. I'm so down. (laughing) - It does physically hurt. It physically hurts. - It was a good use of random burger. - Thanks guys. - I wanna lie. - Well, that was smash or pass. And you know what we never hit pass. Do it. - We hit pass. - No but. - Oh, we never actually hit the pass button. - Do it. - I want me to say something that I'm passing on. - Um. - Uh. - When we don't vote. - Love that. - Nice. Good job. - That's a pass. - And that's a pass. - Chance. Thanks so much for being here. - Thank you. Chance. What a wild day. - No, thank you guys. There is no place that I would rather be than sandwich right between you. - All right. Deciding if things are smashing. - Yeah. - We're passing or being random burgers. Let us know what you guys would smash and if you agreed with all our takes. Thank you for watching and we'll be around. (upbeat music)