#151 - We Play Smash Or Pass

Hi, welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane. And I'm Amita. And I'm Chance. Yeah, that's all you need to know. We are in a zone. Yeah, a fun zone. We are in a zone. Chance has been in the zone. A slippery zone. We're in a slip zone. Chance has been in the zone all day. He really has. This morning, Chance walked by and he was just like, Hey. And I was like, you're in a silly zone. You're in the silly zone. That's what happens when you give me a week off. Yeah, that's true. I needed it. I realized I had not been on like a trip or a vacation in a long time. You're sunned. Yes, I'm sun-kissed. And then Amanda and I are on the flip where. White. White. And Amita and I are over here just like. My skin's like. Help, I need sun. Chance, before we started recording, you made a weird sound. Yeah. I tried to recreate it a second ago, but I couldn't do it. You did a sound. It scared our sound guys. Oh, go back into that voice. Face. Voice. No, not at all. This is giving doom scream. Kind of there. This is just. It was so pure. No, it was something you can't. That one's like screechy, scratchy. It was like pure. Something came through you. Do you know what's crazy is you can't repeat a moment like that. You can't do that. So when you do something so pure, you can't repeat a moment like that. Who is she? I don't know who I am. I feel like I'm multiple things. I'm every woman. It's all in me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I do it naturally. I don't know what you are doing. It's when Spencer called out the toucans on my breasts. For our audio listeners, there's a very tiny toucan sitting on my breasts. There's also a toucan over here. We have toucans everywhere. There's one over there. And they'll start singing eventually. Like in those restaurants growing up. Do you remember when it was like, uh-oh, it's moose? It's moose time. Oh, I was going to say like either Rainforest Cafe or the Enchanted Tiki Room at Disneyland. Whoa. So mine was like local town. Whoa. Like there was only one. And it was like moose time. And it was a moose. And a moose came out? Forget what it was called. It was like a moose head and it would turn around and go, well, you folks having dinner. Yeah, and then all those children got murdered there. You're so right. That's where all the missing children are at. Don't joke about murdered children. Yeah. It's crazy. Yeah. Anyways. Anyways. We're going to be playing Smasher Pass today. It's Chances for. Oh, my God. He's so coy right now. If you're listening, Chances is very coy. He doesn't want you to look at him, but he wants you to look at him. Don't do it. And we brought him here because he hasn't been on this set. And of course, we're going to play Smasher Pass with him. Where's the table? What are you talking about? It's here. It's right there. That's the table that everyone misses and loves. That is not my Smosh mouth table. Me and Sadie are rioting. That isn't my Smosh mouth table. I speak for the people, not mine. It's our table. Look at us. Three levels on it. Bring him home. Jesus. Well, anyways. We're playing Smasher Pass. I'm so glad that you got some time to be in the sun. First Smasher Pass, spinach ravioli. Oh, yeah. Oh, I'd smash the shit out of that. 100%. Well, wait till you hear the next one. Three cheese tortellini. Sure. Fucking all the pastas? Oh, probably. What about some gnocchi? Oh, yeah, definitely. I love gnocchi. Cavatelli. What exactly is cavatelli? It's a spiral thing. Yum. It's a little spiral thing. Like on, you know, those chefs that do it and they just, they do it with their palm and they roll it themselves. I actually haven't seen that. Yeah? I think you're making that up. No, it's on Chef's Table. You can look it up. Okay, so is there any pasta that you wouldn't, yeah, is there a pasta that you think is bad? Ziti is fine. Ziti is fine. Whoa! They're going to have your Ziti. Ziti is fine. I agree. Shells, yum. Capture all the cheese. A stuffed shell, smash, smash, smash, smash, smash, smash, smash, smash. Is there any pasta that you- How do you guys feel about lasagna? It's very good. Smash. Yeah, a specific time. Okay. You had me thinking you were like, no. No, of course I'm not. Yeah, yeah. It's delicious, but like, there's a time and a place for it. Yeah, and that time is any time. The time is now and the place is my mouth. What about eggplant parm? I love eggplant parm. I had eggplant this week. So smash. So smashies. I think there's no pasta that would be- I kind of agree. You want to know my favorite pasta is angel hair, and I know people think that's weird. Oh, angel hair rocks. It's so good. It is delicious. Yummy. Mainly with shrimp. A shrimp's like a shrimp scampi. Or like, yeah. You guys are making me kind of wet right now. Dude, garlic. Oh, good. Okay. On the guest couch. We love that. They love that. I'm like, sopping. Ooh, yeah. Some white wine in there. Oh, yeah. Really cook that up. Some shallots. Yeah. Some- Some garlic. Parsley. Capers, maybe. Okay. Yeah, some capers. Yeah. A little bit of- Capers. Some salty sea flavors in there. Okay. Yeah, very cool. So pasta's just a general- So pasta, I think, across the board- It's like a pickle on smash for everybody. I mean, look, people got mad at me, kind of, but I said this, like, I'm like, I don't understand what the difference is between pastas. They're all pasta. That's actually- It's just shapes. The way they hold stuff. The way they hold- The way they hold stuff, but like, I don't know. Oh, my God. That's kind of ignorant of you. I'll find a way. That's what's crazy. You want to see another shape? Fuck you, dude. Yeah, get him. Get him. But I'm saying it in a positive way. I like all pastas. Yeah, same. A little al dente. I like them all. You hurt chances feeling- And gnocchi is a little different. I was going to make it- Because gnocchi is not- It's not the same pasta material. It's potato. Okay. So I'm just saying that is a little different. Okay, fine. It's a little different. Does that make it any less than, Shane? Oh, my God. You really want to come after- No, I said I love it. No, no, no, no, no. I said I love it just as much. No, you want to sit there and make gnocchi feel different and unworthy just because it has a little bit of potato. Gnocchi's got little- It's got a lot of potato in it. It's got a lot. It's like cute little blobs of potato. Yum, yum, yum. That I will eat. It's very different than a pasta experience. Pasta's like- Okay, whoa. Now I'm not following Amanda here. You put your hands in it. Whoa. You put your hands in gnocchi too. Whoa. Whoa. Hey, Chance, you doing okay? Yeah, I'm okay. Oh, my God. Now you guys are not fighting? I was like- Now we turned on you. It's crazy. So that's how that goes. That's always what happens. Okay. Are we in it now? Are we playing Smasher? Are we playing Smasher Pass or are we- We're playing Smasher Pass. Okay. That attitude pass. Sorry. Definitely wasn't a smash. Fine. I'll work on it. Oh, wow. Self-improvement? Smash. Smash. Absolutely. Absolutely. Therapy, smash. Therapy, smash. Oh, yeah. But therapist, pass. Yeah, not a good move. Meaning you don't want to smash a therapist? You do not want to do that. I kind of agree. No. What would it be like to date a therapist? I think it would be really- Fuck no. To date a therapist, but you legally cannot date your own therapist. No, not your therapist. And that is a bad move. What? Really? Yeah. Yeah, they can't have relations with their patients. Who's going to stop me? How are you going to stop me, boo? Well, they'll get fired. They get like, that violates all their- They'll get fired and everything. You'll be fine. Yeah, maybe. But will I be fine? I think it probably is not good for you mentally. Yeah. It's confusing. But to marry a therapist would be real tough. Yeah. Right? Or maybe it wouldn't. Maybe it would. I don't know. Well, I'm sure people say the same thing about a comedian. They definitely say that about a comedian. Comedian? Pass. Pass. Whoa. Married to a comedian? Pass. Pass. Damn. What are you saying? Pass. I don't know. I never dated a comedian, I guess. I mean, like- How dare you? Your wife is fucked as hell. Well, okay. I thought you were talking like stand-up comedian. Oh. Like comedian- You're talking like just- Just the broad term. Well, then, yeah. I guess I'm- I guess I did marry a comedian. He doesn't think his wife is funny. I do not do that. It got too real. I thought you were talking about stand-up comedy. Okay. So, passing on- He doesn't think his wife is funny is brutal. That's not true. Passing- It's not true at all. Passing on that whole- I have- I have- I made a list. I think we all made lists. I have a list. I have a list. I have some legitimate questions to ask. Okay. Okay. Because it's not just a thing that everybody universally- Here's mine. Okay. A friend who says they're bored all the time. Oh, yeah. Pass on that. That's annoying as fuck. No friends of mine. I hate that. Okay. Smash. I'll give you something to do. Whoa! What if halfway through they're like, I'm bored? What'd you say? Flip over. Okay. And then when they flip over- You shouldn't have asked, Shane. And then when they flip over and they go- I'm bored. I pull out the mirror. Come on now. It's getting sexy up in here. We gotta go to the next set. You gotta keep leveling it up. Okay. I like that. So a friend who's bored, chance will smash that. It's just all out and flustered. My bad. HR, get in here. I love it. Someone who texts LOL. This is getting heavy and hot in here, isn't it? Oh, yeah. Sure. I think a lot of people do that. I don't judge people for something like that. I'm in. Smash. Yeah. Why not? Yeah. I'm a half smash. I know you text LOL sometimes. It doesn't bother me that much. You can't be half smash. it is smash yeah it is there are two options and you can't say both um i half smash it no you can't it's it's smash i come in and i go out okay half smash it then half smash that button you fully click smash fine i'll smash lol because it seems like there's a lot of people i wouldn't be able to smash because everyone texts everyone it's like almost everyone i don't love it because i'm like really what do you text i love now when i have my earpods in and how siri will read out your texts and it's like uh your mom texted in the family group chat you can stop that i know what i like it no i've stopped it oh i'm big on laugh reacting a laugh react a love react a like react oh yeah i like that too i like that too yeah that stuff is good it just says all that you need to say yes do you remember the one that wasn't a thing you like couldn't react to things that was tough but i will say sometimes my friend she reacts to every single text on a text thread and that gets tough it's like oh here she comes it's like a train coming in have you ever been part of a group chat where one person got removed yeah yeah yeah definitely why did they get removed again like for you i didn't say that i just said i asked a question i didn't mean like specifically i've been a part of several that's never happened that shouldn't happen to me no i don't think so um but i would think that's brutal or like left the group yeah i've never seen that happen either i have i mean i'm mainly in my family group chat oh when you're on an improv team whoo yeah daddy yikes oh my god when someone leaves your comedy group it's tough it's tough like no more no more gifs okay i could do one yeah okay uh legitimately legitimate question if vampires were real smash the fuck out of that okay i'm talking like they're real you need to tell me what type dude because there are so many we love vampires and we like like we like them i know the ones that i am legend no no okay nasty okay the one the ones from true blood okay how about uh like interview how about like yeah like classic interview with the vampire like they sleep in coffins but they are pretty long long long hair long hair but they are evil and you kind of know that you're kind of aware like maybe you know of someone they're like yeah vampires real and they are killing people long hair and they're shirtless usually they're not really that evil that's the thing about them the ones who are the prettiest are actually the most the least evil i've slept with gays from brooklyn so i'm okay with evil wait do you remember that movie gays from brooklyn no vampire in brooklyn or whatever it's called right no that's a movie i don't know it anyways pretty cool i'm thinking like lestat from interview with the vampire i'm thinking like the one um the little vampire his dad oh okay yeah not the little i was like i was like okay i'm maybe gonna follow you so all right so so you'd be okay with the risk but let me be real i get really grossed out by the feeding situation well okay well that's kind of the whole thing i know i would struggle i would struggle with that okay fine i would have a problem with that fine okay okay i've got one let me look while you're looking brunch invite yeah smash i love brunch i'll pass you don't like brunch really i'm not a brunch bitch you don't like brunch no no i i just enjoy food i love food but what a waste i think what the fuck i love cooking breakfast is like i love fucking around with breakfast so i'm just kind of like why would i give you 80 and i left with a hangover and it's 1 p.m does that make me negative about brunch yes i feel like i love making breakfast too but like i like making breakfast but brunch has so many options only on the weekends yeah and it's like man then you can get like really cool uh like depending on the spot really some some really good food oh man some some what is it is it shakshuka the oh i love that that dish is delicious and if you're gonna make that at home you're gonna have too much for yourself so like that dish is yeah see hey see i'd rather walk to an awesome coffee shop and like sit down and have like a pastry and a coffee and like okay fair you don't have to go to brunch every day anytime i talk about not liking brunch i do get like a pretty aggressive response you are in los angeles yeah no this has got to be is there a city that's you know what it is i think i've worked way too many brunches that's fair okay let's put a bad taste in your mouth i'm not a fan necessarily of the drinks i'm not like i don't i don't like to get like drunk at brunch i like i'm there for the food to me i'm like if i'm going to brunch i'm getting i'm getting drinks a hugo spritz oh delicious saint germain saint germain champagne y'all see the brunch a lot of the brunch drinks are a little too sweet and uh bloody mary's are a little too much for me too yeah an aperol spritz aperol spritz fire i'd like one but i don't want many give me an apple but i love coffee so i'll have coffee maybe i'll get an espresso martini i know that's more isn't that funny how that's more of an afternoon drink but it should be a brunch drink i agree because it's i recently had a frozen hazelnut espresso martini it was absolutely delectable oh my god that's yummy what is happening okay like i am scared this man came on this podcast okay next okay this is you you you fettuccine alfredo well so we're back yeah i actually am gonna pass i'll pass you know what i'm passing it i'm not i was saying this earlier i'm not an alfredo person there we go now we're getting really honest you guys would like smash all pastas and all the pastas as their shapes are fine but but i'm thinking more of a red sauce on it yeah like give me some fucking flavor i don't want all that cream sauce i don't want all that cream sauce i don't want all that I'm not a cream sauce person either Neither am I Yuck yuck yuck Not typically Except that pistachio pasta that we shared I know you weren't really into it I was really into it I wasn't super into it I really liked that But I do love sharing food with you so much Yeah Alright It's delicious We're back to me Mermaids exist Okay Mermaids Mermaids Mermaids exist Smash your past How does that work? You're at the ocean And a pretty Like a beautiful If they pussy fish Or if they pussy towel And you don't get to know They're in the ocean They're in the ocean They swim up You just see their torso They're gorgeous Okay Do the male mermaids have penis? We don't know Once again They're just kind of like Hey I gotta risk it So do you jump in the water And they like give you something So you can breathe underwater And then that's how it gets done? I think it's like You can be like kind of on the surface Or is it like you're both surface Maybe you're like kind of in a lagoon Oh a lagoon Yeah so maybe you can kind of be up But it's like Alright like you have to accept Before they come on to land Okay Like and you're kind of like Gonna maybe like Get crazy on the sand right there How often have you thought I was thinking of options today While I was coming up with stuff For this episode So I was thinking about scenarios It's like okay Would you be like Alright I'm gonna entertain this He like knows the name of the mermaid So Archibald comes up to the Archibald And he's like a hot male on top Her name needs to be like crystal Whatever The human part of the mermaid Gets to be whatever you want Do I get to pick the color mermaid? Yeah sure Sure Yes Okay then I'm in What color? Teal I thought you were Wait Yeah me too Me too I was like Damn okay What? I thought you meant like Like Like there I was like what? Yeah he's Korean and teal Duh My mermaid is Korean and teal Hands down And you know what? I'll do like Korean and black Or Korean and white too That's cool with me That's why I was like Do I get to pick the color? And I was like Yeah Sure Teal And I was like Okay Okay Okay Korean and teal Awesome Great I'm so into that So smash Yeah Honestly smash Yeah Oh no You can figure it out His eyes are wet again Yeah A smash But here's the deal They can't really breathe on land For that long I think they can Yeah they can I don't make the rules I think they can Look I feel like it might be A little awkward for them To come on land And then come on land Nice You know what? It's just as awkward for us To be in the ocean with them It's so true Not me I'm a natural born swimmer Chance is just like I'm like paddling I'm like doggy paddling Teal Okay so we've all agreed Okay so smash on mermaids Smash What color would you choose? I don't care That's awesome I think that's like a standard Teal feels like the common Like mermaid I would want mine to be like Iridescent purple Don't ever call my mermaid Common again I feel like it's always like The blue green type of like Iridescent Iridescent I'll go with more Okay fine more standard blue You fool You fool Okay Or like pearl Oh White The tail She's like white and pearl Black and pearl Here we go That's not what I said bitch I hate this mermaid question Pass on your mark on YouTube. Okay. Oh, you got anything else? I have so much. Are you kidding me? I feel like all of your things are just really nice things. You're just like having a million dollars. It's like, yeah, smash. Yeah, smash. What do you want me to say? Shut up. Okay, John Travolta. Is it director John Travolta? With his beret? With his big beret. That's the one? No. I'm going to pass. No, it's not that John. I'm actually passing any John Travolta. Yeah. Okay. Is there a movie of John Travolta that you're going to? Honestly, I watched Grease recently and I got a big old ick. I'm not into it. Yeah, there's always like a bit of a silly vibe. There's something. I've never thought he was hot. Yeah. Okay, I guess. But in the 70s, people, that was it. Yeah, they were doing Quaaludes too. So Shane, how much can I really? My God. They weren't in there. Right, mine. That's how you get John Travolta. Okay, classical music. Oh, yeah, Smash. I love classical music. That is. Isn't that a Christmas song? No. Okay, sorry. And Smash. Same. Okay, I guess mine aren't that good. But that's okay. No, I love classical music. Me too. I've got one. Love. Violins. Yeah. A fennel sausage tagliatelle. Yum. Delicious. That sounds incredible. I love fennel sausage. Smash. I just was going to say, any Italian-style food, I'm probably going to say Smash too. Like, I'll eat it. Okay. Okay. A poop ravioli. Okay. Now what, Shane? Are you eating that? That is not a classic Italian dish. Diarrhea ravioli. It's Northern Italian. Northern Italian? Our one Northern Italian listeners. They're like, what? It's like, what the hell? Okay. I'm sorry. What the hell? Shane. No. I liked it. Thank you, Amanda. Someone who texts with a smiley face often. Like the- Not the emoji. Just the smiley face? The dot, dot, side smile. I say Smash. Yeah. I think it's a little ironic. I'm not saying Smash. I don't care. Okay. Yeah. Do you hate it? No. I hated it. And then I realized that I was like being cynical. So I'm going to say, I hate it when people use it with like a, we need you on top of that. Thanks. Fair. It has to be in the right spot. Fair. Know what I'm saying? Yeah. I do know what you're saying. Swallow that yawn. I yawn sometimes also when I'm laughing hysterically. Sir, you better swallow that yawn. I'm not getting enough oxygen to my brain. Let's go. Okay. Crushed ice. Oh, pass. Smash. Motherfucker. So good in tiki drinks. Okay. Yeah. At a certain time. Yeah. That's fair. But for the most part, like I'm thinking about like water. Oh, no, no, no. Cause some diners do like the crushed ice. Yeah. Yeah. I love crushed ice. I love my favorite. What's our favorite ice here? Sonic ice. Gigantic. Big cube. Oh, actually big rock. Big rock. Big rock. Big rock. Clear. Clear. Clear cube is the best. Those are hard to, those are hard to make. I can make them. To make them. What? I make regular ice. Then I just go. Oh, smash. No, I'm just kidding. No, there's a type of device that you get. It's not that expensive or anything. You just have an ice. So it just like drips through. It's got, it's got space kind of underneath. Sexy. It's awesome. Not as easy as just like, you know. I think I'm passing on crushed ice. Good. Same. Making out in the car. That's not even on my list. That was improvised. Yes. And I'm the hornest when it's mosh. But like the car, the seatbelt gets in the way. Then the middle thing is getting in the way. Then the back seat is not comfortable to lay down in. No. Pass. You can fit. I think it's a smash. I'm like angled weirdly. No. I think it's cute. I'd rather go up to your bedroom. Like, what are we doing in the car? Yeah. What if you're, what if you're parked at the beach? Then go sit on the sand. Then go to the beach. There's probably always a better location. Yeah. It's like, why are you sitting on the sand? Why are you doing it there? It's like you are in the place. You're like, you're in transit. You're in the car and you're like, wow, the ocean looks really amazing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. Please don't tell me that you kiss like that, Shane. Okay. I'm joking. Also, one of my pet peeves is being in transit in general. Is what? Just, just being in transit. Yeah. I don't like traveling to a thing. Actually, sometimes I do. Sometimes like driving to the beach is a fun experience because you're like, wow, I'm going to a cool place. It's a cool thing. Being on a train is really cool. Oh, well, trains are a different thing. That is the location. Yeah. I would rather be at the next place. Oh, so he doesn't like the journey. So he's impatient. Yeah. He just wants to get to the destination. Did you know that it's not about the destination? You know if you go out on the mountain and you look at all the peaks? The peaks are what it's about. It's not about the top of the mountain. It's about the journey. Anne Hathaway. Yeah. Smash. Smash. What are we talking about here? Nice. The most gorgeous woman in Hollywood. It's just like, yeah, okay. Okay. Then Demi Moore. Once again. What is this? Once again. Answer the question. You looked up list of hottest women and you're like, okay, smash or pass. It's like if I was like, smash or pass. George Clooney, Brad Pitt. List of hot men. I would pass on Brad Pitt right now. Yeah. No, that's fair. Okay. That's fair. Okay. But Demi Moore. And Anne Hathaway are not comparable to that. No, I know. They're hot. Can I see his dick first? Did someone spit? Which one? I just got a spit take in the room, everyone. Someone spit out their drink. And whose dick are you asking about? George Clooney. That was fully insane. I don't know if you guys heard it as well as I did. I did. Straight up. That was so good. That was so good. Oh, my God. You caught someone off guard. That's good. Yeah, HR. Okay. I think George is probably going to keep it wrapped up until they pass. Okay. Pass. Fine. Okay. Random burgers. Random burgers? You're talking about a smash burger? No, I don't. You were literally. I don't mean random burgers. Random burgers. Oh, my God. You were doing like. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This one's so random. Okay, so like random burgers. They're all random. What are you? Okay. Hey, I was on set yesterday. You guys are going to be really random right now. Wait, watch this. I was on set yesterday having a thousand people talk to me and me going like smash or pass. Also, I'm so sorry. Qualifying burgers as the most random thing is. Okay, guys, I'm going to be really random right now. I hate you all. Burgers? Burgers. You guys are dead to me. Okay, I'm sorry. And that is the truth. Smash burgers. Obviously. Yeah, smash burgers. Okay, it's literally a category. A thousand percent. Burgers are. I don't like burgers. Is there any pass burger? Like, no. No. Yes. Big, sloppy, nasty burgers that are like rare. Gross city. Yeah, a big, giant poop burger. I guess I'm passing. Yeah, okay. Yeah, if you categorize it like that. Honestly, all burgers. Are you not a fan of burgers? No. What? Whoa. Do you like hot dogs? Yeah. Okay. Delish. Okay. No brunch. No burgers. There's no place you like a burger from. You know why burgers kind of effed me up? I don't know. Years ago, I had a burger with blue cheese on it, and I got destroyed for the rest of my life. I hate blue cheese on burgers. Yeah. I do hate that. That's a pass for me. I love a black and blue burger. But that's a very different thing. It was a black and blue burger. Yeah, but don't have that. I know, but I'm messed. I'm messed. Don't get that. Listen to this. I'm taking the beef. I'm doing a medium rare, some blue cheese, arugula, and a bacon jam or an onion. Onion jam? See, I'm not into that. I'm not into that stuff. I'm into the classic burger. I'm into tomato, too. I think a classic burger on a grill at a barbecue sounds doable, but I'd rather have a chicken sandwich. Okay. Like a fried chicken sandwich. That's fair. Now we're talking. Smash, smash, smash. Yeah. You're going to watch this back. Okay. I got one. Okay, great. Okay. You can tell it was me trying desperately to think. I'm going to watch this back. I was trying to think of stuff for this, and I was on a different journey than you guys because I have a vampire, a mermaid, and then followed by that is a robot. And it's like, okay, they build like full – How would you do it? They got a port. No. Like if they build – if in the – okay, put yourself in an alternate scenario, right? Yeah, of course. Where it's like, all right, they built them. There's robots, and they're walking around, and they look like people, and there's robots. They're like, yeah, that robot can – I mean, I'm going to tell you right now – That robot can have sex. That future is now and is here. Well. They're dancing at conventions. They're out. Well, they're dancing horribly. They are, and they're tripping and falling. That one that was doing Thriller – Did you see that robot doing Thriller? Yeah, he fucked up, and he tripped, and he died. Wait, he did? He tripped, and he died on stage. That was the end? And they came in, and they carried him out. And I'm like, yeah, the robots have failed. You're not going to beat us. They're going to remake him. I think I'm passing on the robots. Yeah, pass, pass. You're going to be scared of the robots. Yeah. What about you? It's pretty scary. Yeah. Like Westworld. Yeah. That show messed me up. Yeah. Pass completely on all of them. They make West, like, okay, yeah, Smasher Pass, they make a Westworld-type amusement park where there's robots, and they're so human-like that you can't tell, but it's like you know they're robots. The ones that have sentience to get out and have free will, then yes. Oh. You need them to have full intelligence. I would hope. That's what I would hope of any creature that is giving consent. Yes, I know, but, like, this is a, like, you want it to be a fully conscious, alive thing, like. As opposed to what? No, I'm talking about, like, robots. It's not like a machine. It's a, you want, like, a. So what's the difference? If you can't tell, does it matter? Okay, fair. That's a Westworld quote. Damn. Wow, somebody has watched the show. Somebody remembered it, because they wiped it clean from everything. Wiped it clean. Not mine. Did they? Yeah, got removed from everything. What? Yes, they removed it off HBO. And why again? Because it's too fucking rough. It's too fucking rough. It's too real. Cheaper for them to just do that. No way, that's a lie. Not kidding. That is a lie. I watched every episode of that show. That show was crazy. I didn't finish it, but, yeah. I think I'm a pass, in general. Yeah, I'm a pass. It's scary. So weird, one of the robots who got, who, I guess, got free or left, I, when I was at a Muay Thai gym, she was there. Whoa. And it was so bizarre for me. She was so nice, so gorgeous in person, and I was like. You're a robot. You got out. You're a robot. You're a robot. You're a robot. Yeah. That was wild. But, yeah. And that was Marshawn Lynch. One of my, you guys, my improv troupe in college. The one that you wrote that sketch with, that we read on Smosh Mouth. Yeah. Star studded. It's like crazy. But one of the guys was writing and directing the last season of Westworld. Whoa. Out of seven people. That's crazy. Yeah. From Breaking Bad. Do you remember? Aaron Paul? Aaron Paul. It was Wes Humphrey. What? Remember the Westworld where Aaron Paul was in it? I think that was the last season. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. In LA. That's amazing. Yeah. That was like downtown LA, right? Yeah. That's. Yeah. You directed those? And wrote some of them, yeah. That was epic. It was really cool. I never watched that season, but. There's some fun ones. That season was good. There's one where he's taking like a drug that like makes you do different genres. Cool. So they go through like different genres of movie. Yep. That was a. Whoa. That was a really cool season. I wanted that drug. Whoa. I know. That seemed really fun. It like makes you like go film noir or like go. Yeah. Yeah. Jesus. It was also like wild how much they filmed downtown. They must have shut down everything. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. Damn. Wow. Okay. Star studded comedy troupe. Oh, yeah. Ava Victor too. Okay. Here we go. Heirloom Carrots. Don't know what those are. Yeah. That's an absolute smash for me. Yeah. There's not anything but like there's purple carrots. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. White ones. I love purple carrots. Yeah. So smash? Smash. I love carrots. 100%. I love vegetables in general. They're probably my favorite like category of food. Really? Dude, I'm obsessed with vegetables. Are there any that you would be a pass? I don't think so. I was thinking about this. Green beans for me. I love green beans. Green beans kind of suck. I really like all vegetables. I love green beans. Yeah. There's not many. No. I don't think of many vegetables that I don't love. They put green beans on a plate. They put green beans on a plate and they were just like, "This is what we have." And you're like, "Okay." They're like, "They're garlicky." And you're like, "We don't try." Oh, see, I love that. Oh, man. What's your favorite vegetable? Broccoli. Broccoli is really great. Broccoli is so good. Brussels sprouts can be killer. Asparagus. I was going to say asparagus is great. Asparagus might be mine. Yeah. That's solid. Or like a butternut squash. Is that a- Oh, yeah. Squash is nice. Yum. Ooh, a spaghetti squash. Crazy. Fire. You throw bell peppers on a grill? That's incredible. Naughty, naughty. Squash rocks. Squash. I'm probably listing things that are technically like someone was going to be like, "That's not technically a vegetable," but you know what I mean. It's the overall- I was just going to be-. vibe of stuff. Yeah, man. Love them all. Okay. Truly. Carrots are there. I love carrots. Okay. This one's going to upset some people. Okay. Let's go. Little Sally Walker. Yeah. Please show us. Okay. So, people listening, he's dancing around the table. He's skipping around. She stopped in front of me. She said, "Hey, girl, do you- Chances. Dancing in front of me. Hey, girl, do you- This is Shane at a strip club. Straight up. Did I switch with you? And then now I get up and I- Little Sally Walker walking down the street. She didn't know what to do, so she stopped in front of me. She said, "Hey," you can do any dance. Oh, my God. "Hey, girl, do you think- Yeah, baby. "Do you think and switch?" We want you to get on the bride. Hey. You have to switch. Oh, fine. I don't know. I don't know how this goes. I'll switch with you. Okay. I'm checking my phone with me. Shit. So, smash your pass. So- We're in a new space. I'm going to pass on that. You- What the hell? This was you when Chance was dancing with you? Yeah. I was like, "Oh, I'm going to do this." I was like, "Oh, I'm going to do this." You have never looked more uncomfortable. Could you tell immediately that I've never gone to like a strip club or anything? That I'm just like- You were like, "Oh, I know what we need to do with-" You've never been? Mm-mm. Never went to Ubu Java. You've been to a strip club? Yeah. Like three times. In one night. Guys, I am the coolest bitch you've ever met in your life. Okay? That's cool. Yeah, I just didn't die. Random. Never. Random burger. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what to do. Random. Never. Random burger. Random burger. I would do anything. This is such a random burger. Oh, please. This is a random burger. I'm strong enough for that. I'm not strong enough for that. Okay. All right. Random burger. Okay. Random burger time. Guys, in the next, whenever we have like another writers meeting or another episode of anything with any other cast- We should sneak it in. This is our- Okay. This is our secret. Us three. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh my God. That's a random burger. Just say random burger. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, fuck. That sucks. It really is awful. Okay. I'm done with that. Do you want to swap back? How do you feel? I don't know. I'm looking over and I feel like the crew looks stressed. They do. Like Selina's going. The crew is upset. They don't know how to handle this. We can switch if you want. They prepped all day. The only way we have to switch back though is you have to do the stripper thing on me again. No. Ew. What the hell? I just like seeing Shane be like. All right. Bye. Bye. I'm a walker walking down the street. She didn't know what to do. I think I would be so awkward at a strip club. I'm so awkward when I go to shows. What kind of shows? I love going to shows, but I don't like when they're doing a lot of audience shit. I'm like. I'm not an interactive audience member. No. I'm not. I want to sit. If I go to a show of any kind, I want to sit and enjoy the show. Remember when we went to the pirate show forever ago with everybody and they kept trying to get us involved in everything? That was really tough. You'd be like. No. No, thanks. I don't want to be involved in the show. I don't really. I don't want to be brought up on stage. Yeah. Magic show, I'd be more inclined, but still. Yeah. Because in a magic show, you get to be really like a stupid participant. Yeah. You walk up in there and they just kind of hand things to you and you just kind of hold them. Not me. I start out magic-ing the magician. You're like. They would not pick you. You have a fireball in your hand. They just look at you and be like. No. I'm not picking this guy. They would be afraid of my aura. They probably would be. Oh my God. This guy has innate magical powers. Being front row at a theater. Pass. My God. So being. Front row at a theater sucks. I don't hate it. It depends. I don't hate it. They all look like Megamind. I think I'm down. Yeah. I think I'm going to smash it. Especially because most theaters you can't really see. I think it's like really cool to be that close to the actors. Are we talking about like a play or a. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I think it's close to the actors. Are we talking about like a play or a movie? I was thinking a play. I was talking about a play. No way. A play. A play front row. Sure. No way movie. Yeah. Movie no way. I was thinking movie. Movie. I'll go to row C and that's the farthest close I'll get. Oh. Row C is even too close for me. It's just nice late at night when I go. Sometimes I go to the movies by myself. Oh. And I'll just like. Yeah. Yeah. That is nice. What's the optimal row? H. H is pretty good. E is good too. G and H. G and H. And I would say not exactly center, just a little off so you're not stuck in the center when the movie is over. I'm okay sitting in the center. I sit pretty close to the center. G and H though. I went and saw Backrooms this past weekend. Yeah. And I was G10. G10. Pretty prime. And it was like there was not many seats available. I was by myself for it. And there was one seat right there. right there in the middle of one of these rows. You went by yourself? Yeah. Spooky one. Oh, yeah. I like seeing movies by myself. Do you like horror movies? I was going to smash your past horror movies. Now I know your answer. Smash. Smash. Selena hit us with another. What about fidget toys? Depends. I've never had a fidget toy, but I definitely see advertisements for them, and I think, like, that's pretty cool. I'm smash on fidget toys. Yeah. Look at my hands right now. Look at all my rings that I'm, like, playing with. Like, I cannot stop. I'm always playing with my rings. I have a ring that is literally, like, a fidget toy. Yeah. Most of my rings are fidget toys. I mean, the first couple episodes of this show, everyone was talking about how I was just constantly, like. I was talking about it. Oh, my God. One of your, okay. I have tea on you a little bit. It's not tea. It's just something that I clocked. So it's tea that he has by himself on you. That's tea. Do you want it? Yes. You can't say that and me be like, I don't want to hear this, and then I never know. This is fun. Okay, fuck. One of your acting things when you're starting to learn, do you know what I'm going to say? No. One of your acting things when you're still learning lines is you'll hold a backpack that's not there. Funny. I clocked it in hospital and sitcom. And you will do this. So for hospital, I was holding a fake stethoscope. Oh, fake stethoscope. I love, like, because I just need to do something with my hands. But it's over here. Well, stethoscope, when you're holding a stethoscope. That's so interesting. So I would have, but that is, you'll hold fake things that are not there. For hospital, I would definitely, like, do space work just to kind of. When else? I think, like, but no, that is a real thing I was doing for hospital. Wow. While we were rehearsing. Did you ever have a stethoscope? Yeah, for that scene I had, I actually, when we finally did the scene, I had, like, other stuff in my hands. I had a clipboard and things, but I just knew that I was going to have stuff in my hands. Cool. So I was trying to, like, Do you learn lines better when you are able to connect with the prop? I don't think so, but it's certainly probably, to this day, and over the course of auditioning and stuff, one of my biggest struggles is still, what do you do with your hands? Auditions are so hard because you don't have props, but you're trying to, like. It is so hard when you don't have props when you're auditioning. To this day, like, people, for anyone who's aspiring to be an actor, like, acting classes talk so much about, like, you know, the emotions and all these things, but when it comes down to an audition, it's like, what the fuck should I do for this space work that it's talking about in this audition? You create it all. And it's like, yeah, but it never feels great. I agree. For me, at least. I'm always. Or when it's like, there's multiple characters in a scene for an audition, you're like, all right, so this eye line's going to be here, that eye line's going to be there. Yeah, it's really, really tough. Oh, I'm big on space work. Me too. I will get up in that shit that is not there. Oh. I will open that shit and get things out, and close it behind me, and set it on the counter. During an audition. Especially in an audition, or if you're thinking about, where are you in the space? No one is just like. Yeah. So what can you look at, or what can you see? And that's the thing, that they kind of, when you go in, there's nothing. It's like a blank slate. There's nothing. You have to bring, because I learned early on that if I'm ever doing a character, I'm way more grounded in a character if I have a prop. So pretty much, all my characters have props. Yeah. Magical item. Every single one of them, and I'm way more grounded in it. It helps a lot. Yeah, it helps a lot. Yeah. Like, Karen has a fucking purse. Oh, yeah. Like, even if it's just that. Sarah Christ has a cigarette. I don't need to hold it, but I need to know that it's there so that I can find my way. The protester lady has her sign. Yes. Wow. Abigail Bent. Interesting. Yes. Grip guys have so many things. They've got literally, they're gripping everything. And so literally, you feel like, you are literally protected. But when you're in an audition, I think it's just like, you've got to either do space work, or you've got to bring your props or something. Works for the boss. Anyways, I have one. Birkenstocks. You know? I smashed them. I used to be a pass, but I'm a smash now. It changed. It changed. I had to wear them every episode of Goldbergs that I was on, because my character was like a hippie vibe. Now, they were Birkenstocks that were, previously, like, I don't know where they got them from. They weren't new Birkenstocks. Oh, so they were already broken in by someone else's foot. They were already broken in by another foot. So they didn't really fit properly. They did kind of suck. But I do have Birkenstocks now that fit me perfectly, and I love them. Same. I love them. I wear them all the time. They were a gift. The clog kind. Yeah. Kiana and Spencer got them for me. I have, like, the open, the open sandal. I have it like, that's like my outside. Me too. Walk. I love it so much. It's so great. Very cool. Yeah, I love my Birks. Yeah, Birkenstocks, definitely. That's a great question. Ankle socks. Pass. There you go. Boom. Smash. I think I've been a pass lately. I haven't been wearing them. Wow. No shows? I'm pass on no shows, too. Whoa. No. Pass. Hardcore. Hardcore. Oh. I find them to be so annoying. Okay. Not, like, on someone else. On me. You don't like the feeling. Yeah. And I only like to wear ankle if they're, like, these see-through ones. Got it. But I usually wear, like, socks up to here. Cracking your joints. Smash. Nice. You know what I like to do? Oh, shit. What if spider webs came out? No. No. Not here. Oh, my God. Not here. No. I'll say smash. It's satisfying, but I'm not very good at it. Is it weird that I want to taste Spider-Man's web? I, you know, I cannot be, I cannot be more, I cannot be, I cannot be surprised by you saying this. Talk more about that. Well, there's, number one, there's nothing coming out of Tom Holland that I wouldn't want to taste. Oh, I kind of agree with you. Number two, why do I feel like it's a little bit sweet and a little bit salty? Jesus fucking Christ. Honestly, I think it would probably feel very weird on the tongue. It's a web. I'm going to try it anyway. Are you, um, looking, you sound like, what's his name? I don't know. You got to say a name. Oh my God. You know who you sound like? Oh God. What's his name? You know, you sound like, oh my God. You sound like, oh God. Oh, what's his name? We don't need to do this. He's from that show. You know what? He's from that show. He's from that show. I, um. Oh, here's one. Oh no, go ahead. I was just going to say on the topic of Tom Holland, I was going to say Tom Holland and Zendaya, if they ever break up, that'll, that'll ruin everybody's day. It'll pass everything. It will suck because they're kind of like the, Actually, chance will be excited because then Tom will be available. True. You'll have your chance. Chance. Chance. Uh, and also Tom Holland, look, I don't give much to astrology, but they're also a Gemini-Virgo couple. Are you a Virgo-Gemini couple? Courtney and I are a Gemini-Virgo couple, but we're flipped. Why does that work? I'm the Virgo. I'm the Virgo. She's the Gemini. Zendaya's the Virgo. And Tom is the Gemini. The Gemini. Yeah. Why does that work? I don't know. See, I was told a long time ago that they, Communication, they're ruled by Mercury. I was told a long time ago that they don't work, but then Courtney and I were like, fuck it. You beat the odds. I don't give a shit. I was told that, uh, a Libra and Aquarius work really well together. That's what I have. So. Well, I don't, End of story. I don't care what any astrologer says because Tom and Zendaya are proof that Gemini's and Virgo's work perfectly together. Sexy. Say it louder for the people in the back. Um, smash or pass someone telling you they love a show and that you need to watch it. Oh. Oh, that's an absolute smash. I love, I love when people recommend shows. Smash. Okay. I love knowing that there's good shows and movies that I haven't seen. I'm also smashed. I'm like, yeah, hell yeah. I'm gonna say smash, but it depends on the person. Why? Ooh. Because there are some people in my life where they're like, oh my God, you have to watch this show and I'm like. I love telling people. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, there are some people who like love, ugh. I'm glad to know that that's not me because I told you to watch Widow's Bay and then you watched it and it's the best. We love very similar things. It is the best show ever. You tell me to watch a show and truly I will get the subscription. Wow. Which is exactly what I did. I didn't even have Apple TV and I got it and watched it and was obsessed with it. Wow. I trust you very much. That is, damn. Yeah. Yeah. Now if Chance told me. No, Chance is like, hey. I'd be like, no. You watch this show? I'd be like, fuck that. But you know, you know how you have some people in your life that like, they love like, they have different tastes. Yeah, like. Totally. Like it feels very ABC Family style shows and that's just not ever going to be me. Oh yeah, oh yeah. You know? Yeah. Well like, Ian will like, recommend a movie and I'm like. You're like, is this a silent film from 1978? Is this like a 60s French movie? Like he has incredible taste in movies. It's just very hyper specific sometimes. And I'm like, am I down for this viewing experience? Yeah. We are, we are so out of it right now. In a great way. Smash or pass, Anthony? Don't you dare. I can't. Smash. Smash, smash, smash. Well, you know, fans already knew. That's true. You know what? Anthony's a great guy. I'll smash it. Oh Jesus Christ. Oh my God. And Anthony watches all of our content. He does watch every single. He does watch a lot. He actually watches every single thing. So he is going to watch this moment. We were talking about, we were talking about this earlier that Anthony will like, will be like working. We'll be doing a typical work day and he'll come up and he'll be like, I watched that. episode of that thing and that was incredible and blah blah blah. That's true. He truly watches all the stuff. I love that. Not only that, he'll talk about it. He's like, oh, I watched the cut for this thing that's not even out yet and stuff. He's in a room where there's a million screens and he's watching it. He's plugged into the Smosh universe. I mean, that's such an amazing way to understand the company. Totally. Like, you know exactly what's going on. Yeah. He's trying to be the all knowing. I respect it. He's like in Captain Marvel, there's a big computer that runs their whole society and he's like They also in, well, in Marvel, they also have the Watcher. Yes. Who's truly just there watching everything. That's true. He's like, I can't interfere. I'm just watching. Okay, Marvel characters that you would smash? It's like, which ones wouldn't? Hulk? Yeah. Oh, actually pass. Yeah. I mean, you're gonna die, but it'd be funny. Yeah. Yikes. Can you imagine? We found him 50 meters into the earth. Just throw me. Be kind of funny. Iron Man? Well, Tony Stark. Is he in the suit? Yes. Smash. Whoa. No, he's in his basement working, tinkering away. Okay, sorry. He's just Tony Stark. Billionaire playboy. Yeah. Philanthropist. Philanthropist. Come on now. Okay. You didn't answer. I said smash most of the Marvel universe. Wow. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, it's like, they're all, even if they're evil, they're hot. Like, all of them. That's true. Vision is also very hot. He's not evil. Vision isn't evil. Didn't he have an evil moment? Well, he's been like, he's been. The white Vision was barely him. Yeah. Paul Bettany. Okay, what about a, like, um, what about, okay, so there's like half fish people happening. Okay, you said, I already said mermaids. Yeah. I know. There's, would you let me get to it? Okay. There's half horse people, which are centaurs. Cute. So, what if there was like a half snake person? No. Oh, yeah. I don't want like a rattlesnake back. I'm smashing. Really? You're saying, so you're saying almost kind of like a, like a the shape of like a Medusa type. Like the bottom half. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There probably is a mythical term for that. Yeah, there is. Is that, that's not a Gorgon, right? No, Gorgon has a. That's, that's specifically what that is. Um. There is a name for it. Yeah, sure. Sure. Oh, like, like, okay. Take it to another route. No, I would pass. I would pass. Ursula from Little Mermaid. Tentacles. No, no, no. The reptile scales is good. The tentacles is not for me. Do you want to smash or pass Ursula? Why are you laughing? Bitch, you're one step removed from Ursula. Random burger time. Did that feel good? Add that to the compilation of your fans. Did that clip feel good for you, Jan? Fine. I'll play the sea witch. She's the best solo in the movie. Yes, she's iconic. Hey, I never said if I was gonna pass or smash. And you guys are making fun of me for bringing out her name. No, I didn't. You're making fun of me for wanting to smash your tentacle brains out. Hey, Chase, if you want to smash the sea witch, that's fine. You can do that. Okay. Okay. I was asking you guys, though. That's crazy. That's cool. Okay, we weren't talking about me. Yeah, well, you're on the pod. Anyways, sea witch. Fuck. Can you get it? I guess. Um, love it. Wide ruled paper. Wide ruled paper. I have to know what that means. Honestly, pass. I'll smash, even though my favorite is, um, graph paper. Ooh, very pretty. Graph paper is so good. I love graph paper. Wide ruled is hard because you have to, like, write big. I feel like wide ruled was used for cursive. I'm gonna pass on that. I'm passing as well. I'll pass on that. I'm thinking about graph paper, and that's what I want. What about receiving a voice note? Um. I smash on that. I smash. I love receiving a voice note. I like it. I don't like that they disappear automatically. Same. I don't know how to change that. Same. That is true. You don't get to save those. Same. I think it's, like, has to do with your storage or something. Is there a way to download them, or, like? You can press keep, but I don't know how long these stay for. Oh. Yeah, same. I like, I like voice notes, but if they are longer than like five minutes, it's gonna be tough. Whoa! Whoa! Five minutes? Holy shit! Y'all don't know my family. Oh my God. Oh, I've got, like, I've got, like, 20 minute ones. Fuck no. Jesus. Yeah. Just call. It's a time. Like, have a have a phone call. I know, but different, like, time zones. I know, but you get, just wait. How can someone talk for 20 minutes without a response? Let me tell you. Holy shit! More than half the women in my life, and me included sometimes. We could go off. That's true. I cannot. Like, we could go off. We could talk for 20 minutes of just, like, our day and the revelations that we had, and that one movie that we saw, and the book we're reading, and this long conversation we had, and, oh my God, did I tell you about blah, blah, blah. Damn! That's cool. I think that's really cool. Okay. Awesome. I feel exposed. That's, you're fine. Random. That's such a random burger, you know. You guys are so random. What is it? This was on the same notes as something else, and I just deleted it all. You can go into recently deleted. Yeah. You can get it back. Oh. The Kool-Aid Man. Pass 1,000%. Smash. Smash. The way he smashes through walls? Yeah. We're doing it. What are you guys talking about? Imagine jumping into his vase. If I can have him be teal, too, that'd be nice. You never see the Kool-Aid Man in different flavors. He should be able to change his flavor. He really should. Huh. How about Jolly Green Giant? Oh, that's fun. Let me see. Ronald McDonald. You know what's funny? I was thinking about him earlier to my list. Absolutely pass. That's a nightmare. Pass 1,000%. But Hamburglar, smash. Oh, yeah. Hamburglar, for sure, smash. Grimace. Pass. Adult Grimace. What's Grimace's vibe? I was like, I don't know how old Grimace is, so adult Grimace. No. Hey. Whoa. No. Hey, hey, hey. It's okay. It's okay. You're okay. No. It's okay. It's okay. You're okay. Okay, how about this? The Monster House from Monster House. I never saw Monster House. You guys! What are we doing here? I know. Awful. We're awful people. Look, we did our daddy's battle brackets and I need to watch some, like, childhood movies from after I was a child, because I didn't watch Despicable Me, and people were mad about how we talked about Gru, and I was like, look, I just don't know. I just don't know anything about Gru. So I'm judging him only off of trailers and promotional material for Despicable Me, and I don't like what I see. But if I watch the movie, I will be swayed. Probably not. And he probably didn't have a hung smile, like, was the term that he discovered. I don't know, but I need to see Monster House. I need to see there's a lot of movies I need to see that I'm like, from eras I missed, so that I can understand from people who are younger than me. Did you watch DCOMS or what? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But a different era of them, I think, maybe. No. Because they stopped making them after a certain point. But, uh, but yeah. Oh, and then I guess we talked, I guess at some point in Daddy's Battle Brackets, we talked shit about Bob Belcher. But I love Bob Belcher. And I don't remember if I talked shit or not. Bob Belcher. He's Bob's Burgers. Bob's Burgers. Oh, we're talking about a random burger. Ah, random burger. Random burger. Yeah, he's great. Whatever shit we talked, I'll retract it. Did we talk shit? I don't remember. I didn't get to watch the video yet, as of right now. I watched the beginning part. But comments were like, um, don't slander Bob Belcher. And I was like, what did we say about Bob Belcher? I love Bob's Burgers. But maybe I was saying I don't think he's sexy. I don't think he's sexy. I don't think he was like Daddy, Daddy. Yeah. Because Daddy's sexy. Yeah, but he is awesome. He's awesome, but like. He's like, yeah, and he talks like this, which is awesome. That's really good. It's like, okay, alright, we're making burgers now. That's really good. The mom is from my favorite, like, back in the day YouTube comedian. Oh my god! Oh, my son! My son! They went to New York, they moved to New York, and now they're gay. On Mother's Day? Oh my god. I think pass on both of them. Whoa. Them as a couple is a smash. They're such a, like, lovely couple. Bob's Burgers? Yes, they're such a. It's a, like, healthy family dynamic. Yeah. They're like a very. It is genuinely such a great show. Because they're so weak. Hold it back. Smash or pass someone yawning while you're talking. Yawning in your face while you're talking about something so important? No, no. Smash or pass someone either just. Okay, I have two options. Someone yawning full to you, or swallowing their yawn. Which one would you rather smash? Swallow. Okay, so smash or pass the Navi. Oh. So you just. - You just did it. - Well. - So you just completely ignored everything Amanda just said. You wouldn't swallow. So, smash your past the Navi. I'm sorry. Yeah, the Navi. Yeah, I'd say smash. Smash. They're big, you guys. They're like, aren't they like nine feet tall or something? It's pretty crazy. Pick me up. Yeah, I'll give it a go. Pick me up. Good luck. Good luck, honey. They're going to toss you around. I want to take their little ponytail and put it in my mouth. Okay. Jesus Christ. Y'all didn't answer my yawn. I'd rather someone just yawn fully. Oh. It feels less insulting. What the hell? Shane does this a lot. Because you tell me to. Because you're like, what was that? You can yawn fully. I just like to be on your ass about it, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. For sure. For sure. Yay. No, for sure. Any of the Muppets? Smash Mrs. Piggy. Smash Kermit. Smash Animal. Smash Oscar. Oscar. Oscar the Grouch. Smash. That's Sesame Street. Oh, shit. Big Bird can get it. Jesus. Big Bird's a little too big for me. Yeah. Awesome. No, Mrs. Piggy for sure. Yeah. I love Mrs. Piggy. Mrs. Piggy's awesome. Snuffleupagus. Smash. I was talking about, I would love to get a Muppet on Smosh. That's like a dream guest. That's really doable. And anything. Like, imagine Bored AF with a Muppet. That's so fun. I love that. That's a good pitch. Would we be ourselves or our Puppets? We're ourselves. Okay. No, we're absolutely ourselves. Because, like, that's how Muppets always are. Yeah. Like, other people are, they show up. Yep. They're human. I love that. But imagine if you had, like, Miss Piggy there in the middle. And, like, a few of us. We're playing Werewolf. And we're playing, oh. Werewolf. What's her name? How does she talk? Kermie. Kermie. Kermie. Oh, Kermie. Oh, Kermie. That's pretty good. Oh, Kermie. Oh, Kermie. Mrs. Piggy. That's not bad. That's not bad. Somewhere over the rainbow. It's Rainbow Connection. No, no, totally. Yeah. That's cool. So you did a different thing. On the Rainbow Connection. But that would be incredible. Oh, Werewolf with a Muppet. Okay. Dude. That's so random burger of us. I'm so down. It does physically hurt. It's a really good use of random burger. It physically hurts. It was a good use of random burger. Thanks, guys. I won't lie. Well. That was smash or pass. And you know what? We never hit pass. Do it. We hit pass. No, but. Oh, we never actually hit the pass button. You have to say something that I'm passing on. People who don't vote. Love that. Nice. Good job. And that's a pass. And that's a pass. Chance, thanks so much for being here. Thank you, Chance. What a wild day. No. Thank you, guys. There is no. Place that I would rather be than sandwiched right between you. All right. Deciding if things are smashing or passing or being random burgers. Let us know what you guys would smash and if you agreed with all our takes. Thank you for watching and we'll be around. We'll be around. you