#151 - We Play Smash Or Pass

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this far now we are here to help you keep going further capella university what can't you do visit capella.edu to learn more hi welcome to squash mouth i'm shane and i'm amita i'm chance yeah that's all you need to know we are in a zone yeah we are in a zone chance has been in the zone slippery zone we're in a slip zone chance has been in the zone all day he really has this morning chance walked by and he was just like hey and i was like you're in a silly zone you're in the silly zone that's what happens when you give me a week off yeah it's true i needed i realized i had not been on like a trip or a vacation and you look sunned yes i'm sun-kissed and then amanda and i are on the flip where white my skin's like help i need sun oh chance before we started recording you made a weird sound yeah i tried to recreate it a second ago but i couldn't do it you did you did a sound it scared our sound guys oh go back into that voice face voice no not at all this is giving doom scream kind of there this is just it was so it was so pure no it was something you can't that one's like screechy scratchy it was like pure something came through you yeah as crazy as you can't repeat a moment like that you can't do that when you i don't know who i am i feel like i'm multiple um things i'm every woman it's all in me yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah done baby oh i do it naturally i don't know what you were doing it's when spencer called out the toucans on my breasts for our audio listeners there's a very tiny toucan there's also a toucan over here there we have two cans everywhere there's one over there and they'll start singing eventually oh like in those restaurants growing up do you remember when it was like uh-oh it's moose time whoa i was gonna say like either rainforest cafe or uh i love the enchanted tiki room at disneyland whoa so mine was like not mine was like local town whoa there was only one and it was like moose time moose and a moose came out it was called it was like a moose head and it would turn around go well you folks having dinner yeah and then all those children got murdered there you're so right that's where all the missing children are don't check about murdered children yeah it's crazy yeah anyways anyways we're gonna be playing smasher pass today it's chances for oh my god he's so coy right now if you're listening chance is very coy he doesn't want you to look at him but he wants you to look at him yeah and um we brought him here because he hasn't been on this set and of course we're gonna play smasher pass where's the table what are you talking about it's here don't it's right there that's the table that everyone misses and loves my smosh mouth that means me inciting a riot that isn't my smosh mouth table it's i speak for the people not mine it's it's our table look at us three bring him home well anyways so anyways anyways smash your pass i'm so glad that you got some time to be in the sun first smash your pass spinach ravioli oh yeah oh i'd smash the shit out of that percent well wait till you're the next one three cheese tortellini sure you're fucking all the pastas oh probably what about some gnocchi oh yeah definitely i love gnocchi cavatelli what exactly is cavatelli spiral thing yum it's a little spiral like like on on on you know those chefs that do it and they just they they do it with their palm and they roll it themselves i actually haven't seen that yeah i think you're making that up no it's on chef's table you can look it up okay so there is there any pasta that you wouldn't yeah is there a pasta that you think is bad zd is fine oh they're gonna have your zd is fine i agree shells yum capture all the cheese a stuffed shells smash smash smash smash smash smash smash is there any pasta how do you guys feel about lasagna it's very good like yeah what specific time okay you had me thinking you were like no no of course yeah it's delicious but like there's a time and a place for it and that time is the time is now right now places what about eggplant parm i love it i had eggplant this week so smash so smashies i think there's no pasta that would be i kind of agree you want to know my favorite pasta is angel hair and i know people oh angel hair rocks it's so good it is delicious yummy mainly with with shrimp a shrimp's like a shrimp scampi or like like yeah oh you guys are making me kind of wet garlic oh good okay on the on the guest couch we love that they love that oh yeah some white wine in there and oh yeah cook that up yeah shallots yeah some uh some uh some garlic parsley capers maybe okay yeah some capers yeah a little bit of capers some salty sea flavors in there okay yeah very cool um so pasta so pasta i think across the board i mean look people got mad at me kind of but i said this like i'm like i don't understand what the difference is between pastas they're all pasta that's it's just shapes the way they hold the way they hold stuff but like i don't know what the difference is between pastas they're all pasta i don't know my god that's kind of ignorant i'll find a way that's what's crazy you want to see another shape fuck you dude get him but i'm saying in a positive way i like all pastas yeah same a little al dente i like them all you hurt chances and gnocchi is a little different i was gonna make it because gnocchi is not it's not the same pasta material it's potato okay so i'm just saying that is a little different okay fine it's a little different does that make it any less than shane oh my god you really know no no no no no you really love it just as much you want to sit there and make gnocchi feel different and unworthy just because it has a little bit of potato it's got a lot of potato it's a lot it's like cute little blobs of potato yeah that i will eat it's very different than a pasta experience pasta's like okay whoa now let's see i don't now i'm not following amanda here you put your hands in it oh whoa put your hands in gnocchi too whoa you put your hands in yucky whoa hey chance you doing okay yeah i'm okay oh my god now you guys are not fighting i was like now we turned on you it's crazy so that's how that happens okay are we are we in it now are we playing smash or pass or are we we're playing smash or pass okay that attitude pass sorry definitely wasn't a smash oh i'll work on it oh wow self-improvement smash smash that absolutely absolutely therapy smash therapy smash oh yeah but therapist pass yeah not a good move not a good smash a therapist you do not want to do i kind of agree no what would it be like to date a therapist i think it would be really to date a therapist but you legally cannot date your own therapist and that is a bad move what really yeah yeah they can't have relations with their patient who's gonna stop me how you gonna stop me boo well they'll get fired that violates all their they'll get fired and everything you'll be fine yeah i may be but will i think i think it probably is not good for you mentally yeah it's confusing but like to marry a therapist would be real tough yeah right or maybe it wouldn't maybe it would i don't know well i'm sure people say the thing same thing about a comedian they definitely say that about a comedian comedian pass pass married to a comedian pass pass damn what are you doing what are you saying i don't know i never i never dated a comedian i guess i mean like how your wife is well okay i thought you're talking like stand-up comedian oh like comedians get like you're talking like just just well then yeah i guess i did marry a comedian he doesn't think his wife is funny i do not do that it got too real i thought you were talking about stand-up comedy okay so passing his wife is funny is brutal that's not true it's not true at all that whole that she you're listening to this podcast so i know you've got a curious mind here's a helpful fact you might not know yet drivers who switch and save with progressives save over 900 on average They make it super 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Whoa. Just because RocketMoney is so good, RocketMoney's app consolidates checkings, savings, loans, and investments into a single dashboard to give me a clear view of my financial picture doesn't mean you can take my lunch money. Well, seriously, RocketMoney has saved me so much over the years. Yeah, you tell them. Boss. RocketMoney is a personal finance app that helps find and cancel unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps lower your bills so you can grow your savings. Let RocketMoney help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at RocketMoney.com/SmoshMouth. That's RocketMoney.com/SmoshMouth. RocketMoney.com/SmoshMouth. I have a list. I have some legitimate questions to ask. OK. OK. Because it's not just a thing that everybody universally likes. Here's mine. A friend who says they're bored all the time. Oh, yeah, pass on that. That's annoying as fuck. No friends of mine. I hate that. OK. Smash. I'll give you something to do. Whoa. Oh. Oh. What if halfway through they're like, I'm bored? What'd you say? Flip over. OK. And then when they flip over-- You shouldn't have asked, Shane. And then when they flip over and they go, I'm bored. I pull out the mirror. Come on now. It's getting sexy up in here. We got to go to the next subject. OK. OK. You keep leveling it up. OK. I like that. So a friend who's bored. A friend who's bored. Chance will smash that. She's all awed and flustered. My bad. HR, get in here. I love it. Someone who texts LOL. Heavy and hot in here, isn't it? Oh, yeah, sure. Everyone who texts LOL. I think a lot of people do that. I don't judge people for something like that. I'm in. Smash. Yeah, why not? Yeah, I'm a half smash. I know you text LOL sometimes. It doesn't bother me that much. You can't be half smash. It is smash or-- Yeah. It is. There are two options, and you can't say both? I half smash it. No, you can't. It's smash. I come in, and I go, ow. OK, half smash it, then. Half smash that button. You fully click smash. Fine. I'll smash LOL, because it seems like there's a lot of people I wouldn't be able to smash, because everyone texts LOL. That's like almost everyone. But I don't love it, because I'm like, really? Really? What do you text? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I love now, when I have my earpods in, and how Siri will read out your texts. And it's like, your mom texted in the family group chat. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. You can stop that. I know what I have. But you like it. No, I've stopped it. Oh, I'm big on laugh-reacting. A laugh-react, a love-react, a like-react. Oh, yeah. I like that, too. I like that, too. Yeah. That stuff is good. It's really good. It just says all that you need to say. Yes. Do you remember the one that wasn't a thing? You couldn't react to things? That was tough. But I will say, sometimes my friend, she reacts to every single text on a text thread. And that gets tough. It's like, oh, here she comes. It's like a train coming in. Have you ever been part of a group chat where one person got removed? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, definitely. Why did they get removed again? Like, for you? I didn't say that. I just said, I asked a question. I didn't mean like-- I didn't mean to say that specifically. I didn't mean to say that. I've been a part of several-- It's all good, Shane. It's all good, man. That's never happened. That shouldn't happen to me. No, I don't think so. But I would think that's brutal. Or like left the group. Yeah. I've never seen that happen either. I have. I mean, I'm mainly in my family group chat. Oh, when you're on an improv team? Whoo! Yeah. Oh, daddy. Yikes. Oh, my god. When someone leaves your comedy group-- It's tough. It's tough. Like, no more GIFs. I could do one. Yeah. OK, legitimately, legitimate question. If vampires were real-- Smash the fuck out of that. OK, I'm talking like, they're real. Shane, you need to tell me what type, dude, because there are so many nasty, nasty vampires. We love vampires, and we like like. We like them. I know. Like the ones from "I Am Legend"? No. No. "Ugly Nasty." OK. The one-- the ones from-- "True Blood"? OK. How about like, interview with-- "Castlevania"? How about like, yeah, like classic interview with a vampire. Like, they sleep in coffins, but they are pretty. Long, long, long hair. Gorgeous. Long hair, but they are evil. And you kind of know that. You're kind of aware. Like, maybe you know of someone, and they're like, yeah, vampires are real, and they are killing people. But they have long hair, and they're shirtless usually. They're not really that evil. That's the thing about them. The ones who are the prettiest are actually the least evil. I've slept with gays from Brooklyn, so I'm OK with evil. Wait. Do you remember that movie? "Gays from Brooklyn"? No. "Vampire in Brooklyn" or whatever it's called, right? No. That's a movie. I don't know it. Anyways, pretty cool. I'm thinking like Lestat from "Interview with the Vampire." I'm thinking like the one-- "The Little Vampire," his dad. Oh, OK. Yeah. Not "The Little Vampire." I was like, OK. I'm maybe going to follow you. So I'm thinking "Smasher." So you'd be OK with the risk. But let me be real. I get really grossed out by the feeding situation. Well, OK. Well, that's kind of the whole thing. I know. I would struggle. I would struggle with that. OK. Fine. I would have a problem with that. Fine. OK. OK. I've got one. Hold on. Let me look. While you're looking, brunch invite. Yeah. Smash. I love brunch. Pass. You don't like brunch? No. Really? I'm not a brunch bitch. No, no. I just enjoy food. I love food, but what a waste, I think. What the fuck? I love cooking. Breakfast is like-- I love fucking around with breakfast. So I'm just kind of like, why would I give you $80 and I left for the hangover? And it's 1:00 PM. Does that make me negative? About brunch? Yes. I feel like I love making breakfast, too, but like-- I like making breakfast, but brunch is only on the weekends. Yeah. And it's like, man. Man, then you can get like really cool, Like, depending on the spot. Really some fun shit. Some really good food. Oh, man. Some, what is it? Is it shakshuka? Oh, I love that. That dish is delicious. And if you're going to make that at home, you're going to have too much for yourself. That's such a good point. Brunch. Yeah, see? See, I'd rather walk to an awesome coffee shop and, like, sit down and have, like, a pastry and a coffee and, like. Okay, fair. You don't have to go to brunch every day. Anytime I talk about not liking brunch, I do get, like, a pretty aggressive response. You are in Los Angeles. I know, I know. This has got to be. Is there a city that's more brunch obsessed? Do you know what it is? I think I've worked way too many brunches. That's fair. Okay, let's put a bad taste in your mouth. I'm not a fan necessarily of the drinks. I'm not, like, I don't like to get, like, drunk at brunch. I, like, I'm there for the food. To me, I'm, like, if I'm going to brunch, I'm getting drinks. A Hugo Spritz. What's a Hugo Spritz? Oh, delicious. St. Germain. St. Germain. Champagne. Y'all. See, the brunch, a lot of the brunch drinks are a little too sweet, and Bloody Marys are a little too much for me, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or an Aperol Spritz. Aperol Spritz, fire. I'd like one, but I don't want many. Give me an Aperol Spritz. But I love coffee, so I'll have coffee. Maybe I'll get an Espresso Martini. Ooh, fancy. I know that's more, isn't that funny how that's more of an afternoon drink? A night drink. But it should be a brunch drink. I agree. Because it's coffee. I recently had a frozen hazelnut Espresso Martini. It was absolutely delectable. Oh, my God. That's yummy. What is happening? Damn, okay. Like. I am scared. This man came on this podcast. Okay, next episode. Okay, this is you, you, you. Fettuccine Alfredo. So we're back. Yeah. I actually am going to pass on Fettuccine Alfredo. You know what, I'm passing it, too. I was saying this earlier. I'm not an Alfredo person. See, there we go. Not my favorite. Now we're getting really honest. You guys would like smash all pastas. Well, the pastas as their shapes are fine. But I don't want all that cream sauce. Yeah, give me some fucking flavor. I'm not a cream sauce person, either. Neither am I. Yuck, yuck, yuck. Not typically. Except that pistachio pasta. We shared. I know you weren't really into it. I was really into it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I wasn't super into it. I really liked that. But I do love sharing food with you so much. Yeah. All right. It's delicious. We're back to me. Mermaids exist. Okay. Mermaids. Mermaids. Mermaids exist. Smash your pastas. How does that work? You are at the ocean. And a pretty, like a beautiful. Is a pussy fish? Or is a pussy towel? And you don't get to know. They're in the ocean. They swim up. You just see their torso. They're gorgeous. Okay, do the male mermaids have penis? We don't know. Once again, they're just kind of like, hey. I got to risk it. So do you jump in the water and they like give you something so you can breathe underwater and then that's how it gets done? I think it's like, you can be like kind of on the surface. Or is it like you're both surface. Maybe you're like kind of in a lagoon. Oh, a lagoon. Yeah. So maybe you can kind of be up. But it's like, all right, like you have to accept before they come on to land. Okay. Like, and you're kind of like going to maybe like get crazy on the sand right there. How often have you thought this? I was thinking of options. I was thinking of options today while I was coming up with stuff for this episode. Yes, of course. So I was thinking about scenarios. It's like, okay, would you be like, all right, I'm going to entertain this. He like knows the name of the mermaid. So Archibald comes up to the, no. Archibald, ah. And he's like a hot male on top. Her name needs to be like crystal. Whatever, the human part of the mermaid gets to be whatever you want. Do I get to pick the color mermaid? Yeah, sure. Sure. Yes. Okay, then I'm in. What color? Teal. What? You're. Wait. Yeah, me too. Me too. I was like, damn, okay. I'm like. I thought you meant like, like, like there. I was like, what? Yeah, he's Korean and teal. Duh. My mermaid is Korean and teal, hands down. And you know what? I'll do like Korean and black or Korean and white too. That's cool with me. That's why I was like, do I get to pick the color? And I was like. Yeah. Sure. Teal. And I was like, okay. Okay. Um, Korean and teal. Awesome. Great. Yeah. I'm so into that. So smash. Yeah. Honestly, smash. Yeah. Oh no. You can figure it out. His eyes are wet again. Yeah. A smash, but here's the deal. They can't really breathe on land for that long. I think they can. Yeah, they can. I don't make the rules. I think they can. Look. I feel like it might be a little awkward for them to come on land and then come on land. Nice. You know what? It's just as awkward for us to be in the ocean with them. It's so true. Not me. I'm a natural born swimmer. Chance is just like. I'm like paddling. I'm like doggy paddling. Teal. Um, okay. So we've all agreed. Okay. So smash on mermaids. Smash. What color would you choose? I don't care. Uh, I think that's sort of the standard. Teal feels like the common, like mermaid. I would want mine to be like iridescent purple. Don't ever call my mermaid common again. I feel like it's always like the blue green type of like. Iridescent. Iridescent. I'll go with more. Okay, fine. More standard blue. You fool. You fool. Okay. Or like pearl. Oh. White. The tail. She's like white and pearl. Black and pearl. Here we go. That's not what I said, bitch. I hate this mermaid question. Pass on you two. Okay. Uh, you got anything? Anything else? I have so much. Are you kidding me? I feel like all of your things are just really nice things. You're just like having a million dollars. It's like, yeah, smash. Yeah, smash. What do you, what do you want me to say? Shut up. Okay. Okay. John Travolta. Is it director John Travolta? Which with his beret? With his big beret. That's the one? No. I'm going to pass. No, it's not that John. I'm actually passing any John Travolta. Yeah. Okay. Is there, is there a movie of John Travolta that you're going to? Honestly, I watched Grease recently and I got, I got a big old ick. I'm not into it. I've always, yeah, there's always like a bit of a silly vibe. There's something. I've never thought he was hot. Yeah. Okay. I guess these. But in the seventies people, that was it. Yeah. They were doing Quaaludes too. So Shane, how much can I really. My God. They weren't in their right mind. That's how you get John Travolta. No. Okay. Classical music. Oh yeah. Smash. I love classical music. That is. Isn't that a Christmas song? No. Okay. Sorry. And smash. Same. Okay. I guess mine aren't that good, but that's okay. No, I love, I love classical music. I've got one. I've got one. Love. Violins. Yeah. Yeah. A fennel sauce. I love fennel sausage tagliatelle. Yum. Delicious. That sounds incredible. I love fennel sausage. Smash. I just was going to say, any Italian style food, I'm probably going to say smash too. Like I'll eat it. Okay. Okay. A poop ravioli. Okay. Now what, Shane? Are you eating that? That is not a classic Italian dish. Diarrhea ravioli. It's Northern Italian. Northern Italian. Our one Northern Italian listener is like, what? She's like, what the hell? Okay. I'm sorry. What the hell? Shane. No. I liked it. Thank you, Amanda. Someone who texts with a smiley face often. Like the- Not the emoji. Just the smiley face? The dot, dot, side smile. I say smash. Yeah. I think it's a little ironic. I'm saying smash. I don't care. Okay. What do I hate it? No. I hate it. I hate it. I hated it. And then I realized that I was like being cynical. So I'm going to say, I hate it when people use it with like a, we need you on top of that. Thanks. Fair. It has to be, it has to be in the right spot. Fair. Know what I'm saying? Yeah. I do know what you're saying. Swallow that yawn. I yawn sometimes also when I'm laughing hysterically. Sir, you better swallow that yawn. I'm not getting enough oxygen to my brain. You're listening to this podcast. So I know you've got a lot of questions. I know you've got a curious mind. Here's a helpful fact. You might not know yet. Plus you'll see which discounts you may qualify for like the online quote discount or savings for paying in full. See if you could save when you switch to progressive, you'll. Feel good about making a savvy choice. Progressive casualty insurance company and affiliates national average 12 month savings of $946 by new customers surveyed who saved with progressive between June 2024 and may 2025 potential savings will vary. 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National average 12-month savings of $946 by new customers surveyed who saved with Progressive between June 2024, and May 2025. Your treat. Whoa. Yeah, you tell them. Boss. rocketmoney.com slash smoshmouth. Oh, pass. Smash, motherfucker. So good in tiki drinks. Okay, yeah. At a certain time, yeah, that's fair. But for the most, like, I'm thinking about, like, water. Oh. And I'm like, no. No, no, no. Because some diners do, like, the crushed ice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love crushed ice. I love, my favorite, what's our favorite ice here? Sonic ice. Gigantic big cube. Oh, actually, big rock, big rock. Big rock. Big rock. Clear. Clear cube is the best. Those are hard to, those are hard to make. I can make them. To make them. What? I make regular ice, then I just go. Oh, smash. Yeah, smash. No, there's a type of device that you get. It's not that expensive or anything. You just make it. You just have a nice. So it just, like, drips through. It's got space kind of underneath, yeah. Sexy. It's awesome. It's not as easy as just, like, you know. I think I'm passing on crushed ice. Good. Same. Making out in the car. That's not even on my list. That was improvised. Pass. And I'm the hornest when it's mosh, but, like, the car, the seatbelt gets in the way, then the middle thing is getting in the way, then the back seat is not comfortable to lay down in. No. Pass. You can fit. I think it's the same. I think it's a smash. Weirdly, no. I think it's cute. I'd rather go up to your bedroom. Like, what are we doing in the car? What if you're parked at the beach? Then go sit on the sand. There's probably always a better location. Yeah. It's like, why are you doing it there? It's like you're in the place. You're, like, in transit. You're in the car, and you're like, wow, the ocean looks really amazing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. Please don't tell me that you kiss like that, Shane. Okay, I'm joking. I'm joking. Also, one of my pet peeves is being in transit in general. Is what? Just being in transit. Yeah, I don't like traveling to a thing. Actually, sometimes I do. Sometimes, like, driving to the beach is a fun experience, because you're like, wow, I'm going to a cool thing. Being on a train is really cool. Oh, well, trains are a different thing. That is the location. Yeah. I would rather be at the next place. Oh, so he doesn't like the journey. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He wants to get to the destination. Did you know that it's not about the destination? You know if you go out on the mountain, and you look at all the peaks? The peaks are what it's about. It's not about the top of the mountain. It's about the genium. Anne Hathaway. Yeah. Smash. Smash. What are we talking about here? Nice. The most gorgeous woman in Hollywood. It's just like, yeah, okay. Okay, then Demi Moore. Once again. What is this? Once again. Answer the question. You looked up. List of hottest women, and you're like, okay, smash or pass. It's like if I was like, smash or pass. George Clooney. Brad Pitt. List of hot men. I would pass on Brad Pitt right now. Yeah, no, that's fair. Okay. That's fair. Okay. But Demi Moore and Anne Hathaway are not comparable to that. No, I know. They're hot. Can I see his dick first? Did someone spit? Which ones? I just got a spit take in the room. Did someone spit out their drink? And whose dick are you asking about? George Clooney. That was fully insane. I don't know if you guys heard it as well as I did. I did. Straight up. That was so good. Oh, my God. You caught someone off guard. That's good. Yeah, HR. Okay. I think George is probably going to keep it wrapped up until. Then pass. Okay, pass. Fine. Okay. Random burgers. Random burgers? You're talking about a smash burger? No, I don't. You were literally. I don't mean random burgers. Random burgers. Oh, my God. You were doing like. This one's so random. Okay, so like random burgers. They're all random. What are you? You guys are going to be really random right now. Wait, watch this. I was on set yesterday having a thousand people talk to me and me going like, smash or pass. Also, I'm so sorry. Qualifying burgers as the most random thing is. Okay, guys, I'm going to be really random right now. I hate you all. Burgers? Burgers. You guys are dead to me. Okay, I'm sorry. And that is the truth. Smash burgers, obviously. Yeah, smash burgers. Okay, what? It's literally a category. A thousand percent. Burgers are. I don't like burgers. Is there any pass burger? Like, no. No. Yes. Big, sloppy, nasty burgers that are like rare. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Gross city. Yeah. A big, giant poop burger. I guess I'm passing. Okay. Yeah. If you categorize it like that. Honestly, all burgers. Are you not a fan of burgers? No. What? Whoa. Do you like hot dogs? Yeah. Okay. Delish. Okay. No brunch. No burgers. There's no place you like a burger from. You know why burgers kind of effed me up? I don't know. Years ago, I had a burger with blue cheese on it, and I got destroyed for the rest of my life. I hate blue cheese on burgers. Yeah. I do hate that. Yeah. That's a pass. That's a pass for me. I love a black and blue burger. But that's a very different thing. It was a black and blue burger. Yeah, but don't have that. I know, but I'm messed. I'm messed. Don't get that. Listen to this. I'm putting, I'm taking the beef. I'm doing a medium rare, some blue cheese, arugula, and like a bacon jam or an onion jam. See, I'm not into that. I'm not into that stuff. I'm into the classic burger. And a tomato, too. I think like a classic burger on a grill at a barbecue sounds like I would, doable. Okay. But I'd rather have a chicken sandwich. Okay. Like a fried chicken sandwich. Yeah, yeah. That's fair. Now we're talking. Yeah. You're going to watch this back. Okay. I got one. Okay, great. Okay. You can tell it was me trying desperately to think of stuff for this, and I was on a different journey than you guys, because I have a vampire, a mermaid, and then followed by that is a robot. And it's like, okay, they build like full, like. How would you do it? They got a port. No, like if they build, if in the, if, okay, put yourself in an alternate scenario, right? Yeah, of course. Where it's like, all right, they built them. There's robots, and they're walking around, and they look like people, and there's robots. They're like, yeah, and that robot. Shane, I'm going to tell you right now that that future is now and is here. Well. They're dancing at conventions. They're out. Well, they're dancing horribly. They are, and they're tripping and falling. That one that was doing thrillers. Did you see that robot doing thrillers? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He tripped, and he tripped, and he died. Wait, he did? He tripped, and he died on stage, and they came in, and they carried him out, and I'm like, yeah, the robots have failed. You're not going to beat us. They're going to remake him. I think I'm passing on the robots. Yeah, pass, pass. You're going to be scared of the robots. Yeah. Yeah. What about you? It's pretty scary. Yeah. Like Westworld. Yeah. That show messed me up. Yeah. I passed completely on all of them. They make West, like, okay, yeah, Smash or Pass, they make a Westworld type amusement park where there's robots, and they're so human-like that you can't tell, but it's like you know they're robots. The ones that have sentience to get out and have free will, then yes. Oh. Oh. You need them to have full intelligence. I would hope. Like they are self-aware. That's what I would hope of any creature that is giving consent. Yes, I know. But like this is a, like you want it to be a fully conscious, alive thing. As opposed to what? I'm talking about like robots. It's not like a machine. It's a, you want like a. What's the difference? If you can't tell, does it matter? Okay, fair. That's a Westworld quote. Damn. Wow, somebody has watched the show. Somebody remembered it because they wiped it clean from everything. Wiped it clean. Not mine. Did they? Yeah, got removed from everything. What? Yes. They removed it off HBO. And why again? Because it's cheaper. It's too fucking real. Cheaper for them to just do that. No way. That's a lie. Not kidding. That is a lie. I watched every episode of that show. That show was crazy. I think I'm a pass in general. Yeah, I'm a pass. It's scary. So weird. One of the robots who got, who? I guess got free or left. I, when I was at a Muay Thai gym, she was there. Whoa. And it was so bizarre for me. She was so nice, so gorgeous in person. And I was like, you're a robot. You're a robot. You're a robot. Yeah. That was wild. But yeah. And that was Marshawn Lynch. One of my, you guys, my improv troupe in college. The one that you wrote that sketch with? We read it on Smosh Mouth. Star studded. It's like crazy. But one of the guys was writing and directing the last season of Westworld. Whoa. Out of seven people. The one with the guy from Breaking Bad. Do you remember? Aaron Paul. Aaron Paul. It was Wes Humphrey. Remember the Westworld where Aaron Paul was in it? I think that was the last season. Oh, wow. In LA. That was like downtown LA, right? Yeah. That's. You directed those? And wrote some of them, yeah. That was epic. It was really cool. I never watched that season, but. There's some fun ones. There's one where he's taking like a drug that like makes you do different genres. Cool. So they go through like different genres of movie. That was a really cool season. I wanted that drug. I know. That seemed really fun. It like makes you like go film noir or like go. Yeah. It was also like wild how much they filmed downtown. They must have shut down everything. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. Damn. Wow. Okay. Star studded comedy. True. Oh, yeah. Ava Victor too. Okay. Here we go. Heirloom carrots. Don't know what those are. Yeah. That's an absolute smash for me. Yeah. Me too. Are they like the tiny cute little ones? Just not anything, but like there's purple carrots. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. White ones. I love purple carrots. Yeah. So smash? Smash. I love carrots. 100%. I love vegetables in general. They're probably my favorite like category of food. Really? Dude, I'm obsessed with vegetables. Are there any that you would be a pass? I don't think so. Green beans for me. I love green beans. Green beans kind of suck. I really like all vegetables. I love green beans. Yeah. There's not many. No. I can't think of many vegetables that I don't love. They put green beans on a plate and they're just like, this is what we have. And you're like, okay. They're like, they're garlicky. And you're like, don't try. Oh, see, I love that. Oh, man. What's your favorite vegetable? Ooh. Broccoli. Broccoli's really great. Broccoli is so good. Brussels sprouts can be killer. Asparagus. I was going to say, asparagus might be mine. Yeah, that's solid. Or like a butternut squash. Is that a- Oh, yeah. Squash is nice. Yum. Ooh, a spaghetti squash. Crazy. Fire. Bell peppers. You throw bell peppers on a grill, that's incredible. Naughty, naughty. Squash rocks. Squash. I'm probably listing things that are technically like someone was going to be like, that's not technically a vegetable, but you know what I mean. It's the overall vibe of stuff. Yeah, man. Love them all. Love them all. Okay. Truly. Carrots are there. I love carrots. Okay. This one's going to upset some people. Okay. Let's go. Little Sally Walker. What is that? Yeah. Please show us. Okay. So, people listening, he's dancing around the table. He's skipping around. She stopped in front of me. She said, hey, girl. Do you- And Chance is dancing in front of me. Hey, girl. Do you- This is Shane at a strip club, straight up. And then I switch with you, and then now I get up and I- Little Sally Walker walking down the street. Oh, God. She didn't know what to do, so she stopped in front of me. She said, hey- You can do any dance. Oh, my God. Yeah, baby. Hey, girl. Do your thing. Do your thing and switch. We want you to get on the bride. Hey. You have to switch. Oh, fine. I don't know. I don't know how this goes. I'll switch with you. Okay. I'm taking my phone with me. Shit. So, smash your pants. So, um- Ah! We're in a new space. I'm going to pass on that. You- What the hell? This was you when Chance was dancing around you. Yeah, you have never looked more uncomfortable. Could you tell immediately that I've never gone to, like, a strip club or anything? That I'm just like- You were like, oh, I know what we need to do with- You've never been? Mm-mm. Never went to Ubu Joppa. You've been to a strip club? Yeah, like three times. In one night. Guys, I am the coolest bitch you've ever met. You've never met in your life, okay? That's cool. Yeah, I just- Random. Random burger. Random burger. I would do anything. This is such a random burger. Oh, please. This is a random burger. I'm not strong enough for that. Okay. Random burger. Random burger time. Guys, in the next- Whenever we have, like, another writer's meeting or another episode of anything with any other cast- We should sneak it in. This is our- Okay, this is our secret. Us three. Okay, okay. We need to sneak random burger into things without being called out. Slip it in. Oh, man. We can't call each other out because we're three aware. Oh, I just got chills. But imagine we're in Bored AF with, like, Angela and, like, Spencer, and you've got to be like, okay, so this is, like, such a random burger, but, like, what if this is- Oh, God, Shane. That really- Wait, we're going to slip it in as, like, a phrase or slip it in as, like, an idea? Just the word. Just the word. Just the word, like, as if we were, like, casually saying that. You've got to try to slip it by without, like, Angela or Trevor or someone being like- Oh, my God. That's so random burger. I would just say random burger. I love that. That sucks. People are going to think it's, like, an animated show or something. No, I think it's kind of like, you know, there's nothing burger, but I'm going to say random burger. Or, like, Awkward Turtle. Awkward Turtle. Awkward Turtle. This is very random burger. This is kind of a random burger, but, yeah. That sucks. Ooh. That sucks. It hurts my teeth. People are upset. It hurts my teeth thinking about it. Okay, I'm going to try to do it. All right, random burger. I'm going to try to- I was going to say get it off on Spencer. I'm going to try to get a random burger off on Spencer. Jesus Christ. Okay, I'm done with that. Do you want to swap back? How do you feel? I don't know. I'm looking over, and I feel like the crew looks stressed. They do. Like, Selina's going- I feel like the crew is upset. They don't know how to handle this. We can switch if you want. They prepped all day. The only way we have to switch back, though, is you have to do the stripper thing on me again. No. Ew, what the hell? I just like seeing Shane be like- All right. Fine. Little Sally Walker walking down the street. She didn't know what to do. I think I would be so awkward at a strip club. I'm so awkward when I go to shows. What kind of shows? I love going to shows, but I don't like when they're doing a lot of audience shit. I'm not an interactive audience member. I want to sit- If I go to a show of any kind, I want to sit and enjoy the show. Remember when we went to the pirate show forever ago with everybody, and they kept trying to get us involved? I don't want to be involved in everything. That was really tough. You'd be like, no, no thanks. I don't want to be involved in the show. I don't want to be brought up on stage. Yeah. Magic show, I'd be more inclined, but still. Yeah. Because in a magic show, you get to be really like a stupid participant. Yeah. You walk up in there, and they just kind of hand things to you, and you just kind of hold Not me. I start out magicing the magician. You're like- They would not pick you. You have a fireball in your hand. They just look at you and be like, no, I'm not picking this guy. They would be afraid of my aura. They probably would be. Oh my God. This guy has- He has innate magical powers. Being front row at a theater. Pass. My God. Front row at a theater sucks. I don't hate it. It depends. I don't hate it. They all look like Megamind. I think I'm down. Yeah, I think I'm going to smash it. Especially because in those theaters, you can't really see. I think it's really cool to be that close to the actors. Are we talking about a play or a movie? I was thinking a play. No way. A play. A play. Front row, sure. No way, movie. Yeah. Movie, no way. I was thinking movie. Movie, I'll go to row C, and that's the farthest close I'll get. Oh, row C is even too close for me. It's just nice late at night. Sometimes I go to the movies by myself, and I'll just think. Yeah, that is nice. What's the optimal row? H. H is pretty good. E is good, too. I am a G and an H person. G and an H, and I would say not exactly center, just a little off, so you're not stuck in the center when the movie's over. Okay, sitting in the center. I sit pretty close to the center. G and H, though, I went and saw Backrooms this past weekend, and I was a G10, pretty prime, and it was like there was not many seats available. I was by myself for it, and there was one seat right there in the middle of one of these rows. Yeah. Spooky one. Oh, yeah. I like seeing movies by myself. Do you like horror movies? I was going to smash your past horror movies. Now I know your answer. Smash. Smash. Smash. - Hit us with another. - What about fidget toys? depends I've never had a fidget toy but I definitely see advertisements for them and I think like that's pretty cool I'm smash on fidget toys yeah look at my hands right now yeah all my rings that I'm like playing with like I cannot stop I'm always playing my rings I have a ring that is literally like a fidget toy yeah most of my rings are fidget toys I mean the first couple episodes of this show everyone was talking about how I was just constantly like I was talking about it oh my god one of your okay I have tea on you a little bit it's not tea it's just something that I clocked so it's tea that he has by himself on you that's tea do you want it yes you can't say that and be like I don't want to hear this and then I never know get to know okay fuck one of your acting things when you're starting to learn do you know what I'm gonna say no one of your acting things when you're still learning lines is your whole a backpack that's not there funny I clocked it in hospital and sitcom and you will do this so for hospital I was holding a fake stethoscope oh fake stethoscope I love like I because I just need to do something with my hands but it's over here well stethoscope you're holding you're holding when you're holding a stethoscope so interesting so I would have but that is that you'll hold fake for hospital I would I would definitely like do space work just to kind of what else I think like but I know that that is a real thing I was doing for hospital while we were rehearsing is I would you ever have a stethoscope yeah for that scene I had I actually when we finally did the scene I had like other stuff in my hands I had a clipboard and things but I just knew that I was gonna have stuff in my hands so I was trying to learn lines better when you are able to connect with the prop um I don't think so but it's certainly probably to this day and over the course of auditioning and stuff one of my biggest struggles is still auditioning and stuff one of my biggest struggles is still what do you do with your hands auditions are so hard because you don't have props you're but you're trying to like it is so hard when you don't have props I you're auditioning to this day like people for anyone who's aspiring to be an actor like acting classes talk so much about like you know the emotions and all these things but when it comes down to an audition it's like the what the fuck should I do for this space work that it's talking about in this audition and it's like yeah but it's it it never feels great it for me at least I'm always or when it's like there's multiple characters in a in a scene for an audition you're like all right so this island's gonna be here that yeah it's really really big on space work me too I will get up in that shit that is not there there is I will open that shit and get things out and like close it behind me and set it on the counter during an audition especially in an audition or like if you're thinking about like where are you in the space no one is just like yeah so what can you look at or what can you see and that's the thing that they like kind of when you go in there's nothing it's like a blank slate you have to like bring because I I learned early on that if I'm ever doing a character I'm way more grounded in a character if I have a prop so like pretty much all my characters have props yeah every single one of them and I'm way more grounded it helps a lot yeah it helps a lot like Karen has a fucking purse oh yeah like even if it's just that Christ has a cigarette I don't need to hold it but I need to know that it's there so that I can find my way has her sign yes wow Abigail bent interesting yeah guys have so many things they've got literally they're literally you feel like you are you are literally protected yeah but when you're in audition I think it's just like you gotta either do space where you bring your you gotta bring your something you're listening to 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because my character was like a hippie hippie vibe now they were birkenstocks that were previously like I don't know where they got them from they weren't new birkenstocks oh so they were already broken in by another foot so they didn't really fit properly they did kind of suck um but I do have birkenstocks now that fit me perfectly and I love same I love them I have the clogged kinds uh they were a gift log kind yeah kiana and spencer got them for me I have uh like the open open sandal I have it like that's like my outside me too walk I love it so much so great very cool yeah I love my birks yeah birkenstocks definitely that's a great question that's a great question ankle socks there you go boom smash oh I think I'm gonna pass lately I haven't been wearing them wow well shows I'm I'm pass on no shows too whoa no pass hardcore oh I find them to be so annoying okay not like on someone else you don't like the feeling yeah and I'm I only like to wear ankle if they're like these see-through ones got it but I usually wear like socks up to here selena hit us with another cracking your joints smash nice you know what I like to do oh shit what if spider webs came out no no oh my god not here um I'll say smash it's satisfying but I'm not very good at it is it weird that I want to taste spider-man's web I you know I cannot be I cannot be more I cannot be surprised by you talk more about well there's number one there's nothing out of tom holland that i wouldn't want to taste oh i kind of agree with you number two why do i feel like it's a little bit sweet and a little bit salty honestly i think it would probably feel very weird on the tongue it's a web i'm gonna try it anyway are you um you sound like what's his name i don't know you gotta say a name oh my god you know who you sound like um oh god what's his name you know you sound like oh my god what's his name we don't need he's from that show you know what he's from that show he's from that show uh i um oh here's one oh no go ahead i was just gonna say on the topic of tom holland i was gonna say tom holland and zinnia if they ever break up that'll that'll ruin everybody's day we'll pass everything it will suck because they're kind of like excited because then tom will be available true you'll have your chance chance chance uh and also tom holland look i don't give much to astrology but they're also a gemini virgo couple are you a virgo gemini couple courtney and i are a gemini virgo couple but why does that why does that i'm the virgo i'm the virgo she's the gemini zendaya is the virgo and tom is the gemini yeah why does that work i don't know see i was a long time ago ruled by mercury i was told a long time ago that they don't work but then courtney and i were like fuck it beat the odds i don't give a shit i was told that uh a libra and aquarius work really well together that's what i have so well i don't end of story i don't care what any astrologer says because tom and zendaya are proof that gemini's and virgos work perfectly together say it louder for people in the back um smash your past someone telling you they love a show and that you need to watch it oh that's a absolute smash i love i love when people recommend shows smash okay i love knowing that there's good shows and movies that i haven't seen i'm also smashed like yeah i'm gonna say smash but it depends on the person why because there are some people in my life where they're like oh my god you have to watch a show and i'm like i love telling you what i mean like yeah there are some people who like love i'm glad to know that that's not me because i told you to watch widow's bay and then you watched it and it's the best i we love very similar things it is the best thing show ever you tell me to watch a show and truly i will get the subscription wow which is exactly what i did i didn't even have apple tv and i got it and watched it and was obsessed with it wow i trust you very much that is damn yeah yeah now if chance tell me no chance it's like hey i'd be like no you watch this show but you know you know how you have some people in your life that like they love like they have different tastes yeah like totally like it feels very abc family style shows and i that's just not ever gonna be oh yeah oh yeah you know yeah well like ian will like recommend a movie and i'm like you're like is this a silent film from is this like a 60s french movie like he has incredible taste in movies it's just very hyper specific sometimes and i'm like am i down for this viewing experience yeah we are we are so out of it right now in a great way smash your pass anthony don't you dare smash yeah smash smash smash well you know fans already knew that's true anthony is a great guy i'll smash it oh jesus christ oh my god anthony watches all of our content he does watch every single he actually watches every single thing so he is gonna watch this moment we were talking about we were talking about this earlier that uh anthony will like we'll be like working we'll be doing a typical work day and he'll come up and he'll be like i watched that episode of that thing yeah that was incredible and that's true he truly watches all the stuff not only that he'll talk about he's like oh i watched the cut for this thing that's not even out yeah stuff like he's he's in a room where they have there's a million screens and he's like it's like plugged watching he's plugged into the universe i mean that's such an amazing way to understand the company like you know exactly what's going on yeah no he's trying to he's trying to be the all-knowing uh i respect it he's like um in captain marvel there's um the um there's a big computer that like runs their whole society and he's like they also in uh well in marvel they also have the watcher yes yeah who's truly just there watching everything yes that's true he's like i can't interfere i'm just watching yeah okay marvel characters that you would smash it's like most ones wouldn't hulk yeah oh actually pass yeah i mean you're gonna die but it'd be funny yeah yikes you imagine we found him 50 meters into the earth just throw me it'd be kind of funny iron man well tony stark is he in the suit yes yes yes yes yes yes no he's in his like basement work and tinkering away okay sorry he's just he's just tony stark billionaire playboy yeah philanthropist philanthropist come on now so okay you didn't answer it's my i said i said smash most of the marvel universe wow yeah i agree yeah it's like they're all even if they're evil they're hot like all of them that's true vision is also very hot he's not evil vision isn't evil but didn't he have an evil moment um well he's been like uh the white vision was barely him yeah paul bettany okay what about uh like um what about okay so there's like half what fish people happening okay i already said mermaids yeah there's would you let me get to it okay there's half horse people which are centaurs cute so what if there was like a half snake person no oh yeah i don't want like a rattlesnake back i'm smashing really you're saying so you're saying almost kind of like a like a the shape of like a medusa type like the bottom half yeah yeah there probably is a mythical term for that yeah there is is that that's not a gorgon right no gorgon has that's that's specifically what that is um there is a name for it yeah sure sure oh like like okay take it to it another route pass i would ursula from tentacles little mermaid no no no the reptile scales is good the tentacles is not for me do you want to smash your pass why are you laughing it's your one step removed from ursula random burger time that feel good yeah add that to the compilation of you did that clip feel good for you fine i'll play the sea witch she's the best solo in the movie yeah so wait she's iconic what are you talking about i didn't never said if you guys are making fun of me for bringing out her name you're making fun of me for wanting to smash your tentacle brains if you want to smash the sea witch that's fine you can do that okay okay i was asking you guys though that's crazy that's cool okay we weren't talking about me yeah well you're on the pod anyways see which fuck can get it i guess um love it wide ruled paper wide ruled paper i have to know what that means honestly pass i'll smash even though my favorite is um graph paper oh very pretty graph papers i love graph paper wide ruled is hard because you have to like write big i feel like wide ruled was used for a cursive i'm gonna pass on that i'm passing i'll pass well graph i'm thinking about graph paper and that's what i want what about receiving a voice note um i smash on that i smash i love receiving a voice note i don't like that they disappear automatically i don't know how to change them that is true you don't get to save those same i i think it's like has to do with your storage or something is there a way to download them or like you can press keep but i don't know how long these stay for yeah same i like i like voice notes but if they are longer than like five minutes it's gonna be whoa whoa five minutes holy shit y'all don't know my family oh my god oh i've got like i've got like 20 minute ones fuck no jesus yeah just call like time have a have a phone call i know but different like time zones i know but you get just wait how can someone talk for 20 minutes without a response let me tell you holy shit more than half the women in my life and me included sometimes we could go off that's true like we could go off we could talk for 20 minutes of just like our day and the revelations that we had in that one movie that we saw and the book we're reading in this long conversation we had and oh my god did i tell you about bubble damn that's cool i think that's really cool okay awesome i feel exposed that's you're fine random that's such a random burger you know you guys are so random what is it this was on the same notes as something else and i just deleted it all you can go into recently deleted yeah you can get it back out The Kool-Aid Man. Pass 1,000%. Smash, smash, 1,000%. The way he smashes through walls? Yeah. We're doing it. What are you guys talking about? I don't know how that works, but imagine jumping into his vase. If I can have him be teal, too, that'd be nice. You never see the Kool-Aid Man in different flavors. He should be able to change his flavor. He really should. Huh. How about Jolly Green Giant? Oh, that's fun. Let me see. Ronald McDonald. You know what's funny? I was thinking about him earlier to my list. Absolutely pass. That's a nightmare. Pass 1,000%. But Hamburglar, smash. Oh, yeah. Hamburglar, for sure, smash. Grimace? Pass. Adult Grimace? What's Grimace's vibe to me? I was like, I don't know how old Grimace is, so adult Grimace. No. Hey. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. No. Hey, hey, hey. It's okay. It's okay. You're okay. No. It's okay. No. It's okay. You're okay. Okay, how about this? The Monster House from Monster House. I never saw Monster House. Never saw Monster House. You guys, what are we doing here? I know. Awful. We're awful people. Look, we did our daddy's battle brackets, and I need to watch some childhood movies from after I was a child, because I didn't watch Despicable Me. And people were mad about how we talked about Gru, and I was like, look, I just don't know. I just don't know anything about Gru, so I'm judging him only off of trailers and promotional material for Despicable Me, and I don't like what I see, but if I watch the movie, I will be swayed. Probably not. And he probably didn't have a hung smile, like was the term that he discovered. I don't know, but I need to see Monster House. I need to see, there's a lot of movies I need to see that I'm like, from eras I missed, so that I can understand for people who are younger than me. Did you watch DCOMs or what? Oh, yeah. No? Okay. Oh, yeah. But a different era of them, I think, maybe. No. Because they stopped making them after a certain point. But, yeah. Oh, and then I guess we talked, I guess at some point in Daddy's Battle Brackets, we talked shit about Bob Belcher, but I love Bob Belcher, and I don't remember if I talked shit or not. Bob Belcher. He's Bob's Burgers. Bob's Burgers. Oh, we're talking about a random burger. Oh, random burger. But I love Bob Belcher. Random burger. Yeah, he's great. Whatever shit we talked, I'll retract it. Did we talk shit? I don't remember. I didn't get to watch the video yet, as of right now. I watched the beginning part. But comments were like, don't slander Bob Belcher. And I was like, what did we say about Bob Belcher? I love Bob's Burgers. But maybe I was saying, I don't think he's sexy. I don't think he's sexy. I don't think he was like, Daddy, Daddy. Yeah. Because Daddy's sexy. Yeah, but he is awesome. He's awesome, but like. He's like, yeah, and he talks like this, which is awesome. Oh, that's good. That's really good. It's like, okay. All right, we're making burgers now. That's really good. The mom is from my favorite, like, back in the day YouTube comedian. Oh, my God. Oh, my son. My son. They went to New York. They moved to New York, and now they're gay. On Mother's Day? Oh, my God. I think pass on both of them. Whoa. Them as a couple is a smash. They're such a, like, lovely couple. Bob's Burgers? Yes. It's such a, like, healthy family dynamic. Yeah. They're like a very. That's nice. It is genuinely such a great show. Because they're so weak. Hold it back. Smash or pass someone yawning while you're talking. Yawning in your face while you're talking about something so important? No, no, no. Smash or pass someone either just. Okay, I have two options. Someone yawning full to you or swallowing their yawn. Which one would you rather smash? Swallow. Okay, so smash or pass the Na'vi. Oh. So you just did it. So you just completely ignored everything Amanda just said. You wouldn't swallow. So, smash or pass the Na'vi. I'm sorry. Yeah, the Na'vi. Yeah, I'd say smash. Smash. They're big, you guys. They're like. Aren't they, like, nine feet tall or something? Mm-hmm. It's pretty crazy. Pick me up. Yeah, I'll give it a go. Pick me up. Good luck. Good luck, honey. They're going to toss you around. I want to take their little ponytail and put it in my mouth. Okay. Jesus Christ. Y'all didn't answer my yawn. I'd rather someone just yawn fully. Oh. It feels less insulting. What the hell? Shane does this a lot. Because you tell me to. No, I don't. You're like, what was that? You can yawn fully. I just like to be on your ass about it, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. For sure. For sure. Yay. No, for sure. Anyways. Any of the Muppets? Smash Mrs. Piggy. Smash Kermit. Smash Animal. Smash. Oscar. Oscar the Grouch? Smash. That's Sesame Street. Oh, shit. Big Bird can get it. Jesus. Big Bird's a little too big for me. Yeah. Awesome. No, Miss Piggy for sure. Yeah. I love Miss Piggy. Miss Piggy's awesome. Snuff the Luffagus. Smash. I would love to get a Muppet on Smosh. That's like a dream guest. That's really doable. And anything. Like, imagine Bored AF with a Muppet. That's so fun. I love that. That's a good pitch. Would we be ourselves or our puppets? We're ourselves. Okay. No, we're absolutely ourselves. Because, like, that's how Muppets always are. Yeah. Like, other people are. They show up. Yep. They're human. I love that. But imagine if you had, like, Miss Piggy there in the middle and, like, a few of us. We're playing Werewolf. And we're playing. Oh! Werewolf? What's her name? How does she talk? Kermie. Kermie. Kermie. Oh, Kermie. Oh, Kermie. That's pretty good. Oh, Kermie. Oh, Kermie. Mrs. Piggy. That's not bad. That's not bad. Somewhere over the rainbow. It's Rainbow Connection. No, no. Totally. Yeah. That's cool. So you did a different thing. On the Rainbow Connection. But that would be incredible. Oh, Werewolf with a Muppet? Okay. Dude. That's so Random Burger of us. I'm so down. It does physically hurt. It's a really good use of Random Burger. It physically hurts. It was a good use of Random Burger. I won't lie. Well, that was smash or pass. And you know what? We never hit pass. Do it. We hit pass. No, but. Oh, we never actually hit the pass button. You have to say something that I'm passing on. People who don't vote. Love that. Nice. Good job. And that's a pass. And that's a pass. Chance, thanks so much for being here. Thank you, Chance. What a wild day. No. Think. You guys. There is no place that I would rather be than sandwiched right between you. All right. Deciding if things are smashing or passing or being Random Burgers. Let us know what you guys would smash and if you agreed with all our takes. Thank you for watching and we'll be around. Find the vacation. You're looking for in Missouri. Whether you're searching for this. Wanting something like this. Oh, that's cute. Maybe up for something like this. 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