#149 - Can You Guess Our Top 5?

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Anyways, check them out and here's the show. Here's the show. Get your bundle. Hi, welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane. And I'm Amanda and we have a wonderful guest with us today. His name is Damien. Thank you so much for having me. I really do appreciate it. It's lovely being here. I love the show. I love what you guys do. Thank you. Thank you, Damien. Yeah, thank you so much, thank you. Wow. And since today we're doing top 5s, you are you're in that list of my top 5s. Oh, thank you. Of what? Just top 5? Yep. Cast. Whoa. All right. Holy shit. All right. We won't say who the rest of them. Yeah. We will not speak on who the rest of them are. Yeah. Or where you place in the top five. Correct. Oh, I was never going to. But you are on that list. I could see myself being a solid four. So five to me is the best. Oh, what in what world is that? What the hell are you doing? And I was kidding. That's so funny. So what I don't love. No, actually, I switch it up. I said I think I'd be a solid four. And then you said just to clarify five is the best. Is that I need clarity? So you were saying that you were second, but I messed it up. So now you're saying you're not second. You're a second the last. Right. Of five. Of course. Out of all the cast. Yeah, it's so pretty good. I don't get a metal pretty great. I mean, it's very nice. Thank you. Yeah. Absolutely. And Selena put her top five of something. So we're not saying what our top five's are. Yeah. So Selena on the feltboard wrote lap, crop, mountain, muffin, carrot, Damien. I said we figured it out. And I said, how dare you? So these are Selena's five favorites of some category. Amanda, look into your heart. You know what this is. Lap, crop, mountain, muffin, carrot. Selena's definitely being silly because some of these we got a straight up silly goose situation on her hand. Yeah. Is it silly or is it? Some of them are silly. It is it's clever. It can be clever and silly. Yeah. I'm transported back to like middle school in high school, like right before a big test, where it was like, no, no, no, I don't want to do this. Can I ask off the topic? Like you're not guessing what what are these five words remind you of? Like what are you hiking? Hiking crop and lap, muffin. Well, not those two. Shane, you did ask for an answer. She gave her. Oh my god. This is why I love Damien because he protects me from your crazy ass. And this is why I love Amanda. She doesn't need protecting. But I like this. That's right. Yes, Shane. Um, truly. Oh, no. So what happened is I look at one word and I go got it. Yeah. Coffee, of course, mountain muffin coffee. You know, my brain went to candy. So I was like, Oh, what if it's candy mountain? And then I think this is a problem. This is not like a category thing. This is a little bit more of a word game here. So you might not be as like. Oh, what's the word that goes after all? I will say someone in the office was like, I never watch you guys. I only listen to Smoshmouth audio. And then I felt really bad. Oh, I feel really, really guilty. And then I was like, why do I wear cute things? What is the point that does I guess do still watch of a podcast a little bit? Well, when I'm listening, I want to know like, okay, these people put an effort, though. And it's just listening. Damn ring new shoes, new shirt. Top. You got it. Did she do that because your last name is top? No, she didn't write. My name is not in the top five. This is our top fives. So it's her top five tops. That is bril yont. So it's for people who can't see in the audience is laptop, crop top, ring drop, crop top, mountain top, muffin top and carrot top. Carrot top. That was a fun guy. Remember that comedian? Boy, oh boy. He's still around. He's a lot. He's a lot of steroids. I haven't seen him or heard of him in a long time. Well, now you have carrot top. Here he is. Yeah, mount top is cool. Laptop, I like crop top. I can't relate to, but I know I'm sure some people really enjoy wearing those. So yeah, I would kill you in a crop top. I'd pay money too. If I could, I don't need to have the best spot in the world. I want the like fresh cash X men in the 80s like crop top. I've got a six pack. I love that. It'd be so cool. Yeah. How are you, Damien? By the way, you know what? It's your first time on the new set. Oh, yeah, really? Yes, it is. I mean, for this, I think I've I can't be like, we should have him and you kept being like, I don't think that's a good idea. Yeah, yeah. That's Shane. Yeah. No, I've been good. I've been traveling a lot, but I'm back in town and it feels good. I will say the new set is beautiful. What I'm realizing for all of our new sets, though, the one luxury that I've lost with a new beautiful set is I can't like sit cross-legged and put my shoes on stuff anymore because I feel bad because it's all a really nice set. Wait, you sure you don't want to put your shoe on our nice table? I will it will crumble the dust, but I'm happy too. Okay. Yeah. I mean, it said you can and what she says goes up. It's also a brand new. I've got brand new shoes, so if you are audio listening, he went from the bottom up. Yeah, he sat on it opposite style. Yeah. If my shoes I bounced on it, crazy style. The table, me at the end and out drive through, can I get my burger upside down style? They've probably had people do that and die laughing. Yeah. Well, I'm just like, you're by yourself. You pull up. You're like, wow. Hey, I'm Shane Topp. You know what I need to do? Okay. The next time I go to a drive-through for fast food, I need to be ordering. I'm by myself, by the way. I need to be ordering, but I need to talk as if there are other people in the car. Courtney's just waiting in the parking lot. Where the fuck is that? I need to be like, can I get a number three and what do you guys want? What do you want? Oh my god. Yeah. No, we can't have that. And I order like that. And then I pull up and it's just me. That is going to help. What if they hand me the food for free? Yeah. Why is would they ever? Because they're scared. Here's the deal. Well, it's a psychological robbery. They don't care. You're right. They don't care. They're not going to remember that you played the trick. They're just going to see you laugh, dig into yourself. It's also not a trick. It's like just making their day worse. Yeah, yeah. Because I'm sure the worst thing working in fast food is probably people being like, what do you guys want? It's like, no, that's what the pre-menu was for. You had to decide that. So you're just doing that unnecessarily. It's ideas. I rarely get much time at the pre-menu. That is true. I try to. The pre-menu at a fast food place, the drive-through, you're pulling up and you want to have more time to look at it. But sometimes you don't get the time. You've got to hurry. Especially with Taco Bell because they and I shout out to Taco Bell. They're always adding new stuff where they're like, you know, we do fried chicken tenders now with the crazy chipotle sauce. Well, we have it, but it's just today. And you're like, oh god, did it fall off the back of the truck? I have to get it. The crazy sauce. I can't see everything. You got new stuff. Wait, you have to set some like car boundaries. You have to be like, give me a second. I'm looking at the menu. How does that make you laugh? I'm too anxious to stop before you're like, you got to keep it moving. Shane, are you the type of person who sees a perfectly good parallel parking spot? And you're about to do it, but people are beeping at you so that you just then you drive off. No, I will. People have never beeped at me while I'm trying to get into it. But it does suck. You have to go kind of past it. Yeah. Someone tries to pull in behind you. You have to be like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. See, this is too high. My shoes are brand new. Can I put it on your, can I put it on your lovely sofa? Oh, amazing. Thank you. I don't make them. Yeah. Yeah. You'd sit how sure you freaking want to do. You may. Those are good shoes. Thank you. This, this sofa is lucky to have shoes like that. I appreciate you on it. That's the weirdest thing a guy could ever say. By the way, I'm pretty sure dudes have said weird or thing. You smell different when awake. You must be aroused. You smell different. Yeah. Oh, okay. See, you found it. It's like pepper. It's like pepper. I'm still getting asked that all the time, especially when, oh, yeah. So I'm doing, I'm doing well. I've been doing a lot of conventions. But one, at least once per convention, someone will ask like, hey, I got to ask like, what is the deal with pepper? Like, what is the joke behind that? And I'm like, it's not, it's a nothing joke. There is nothing there is nothing. There is nothing. and I think that really blows people's minds. - Yeah. - They really can't handle that. - That is actually nothing. That's what's funny about it is that there's nothing to do. - Yeah. It's like when I say really dumb things on videos and then I see like a fan come up to me and be like, "Poop in the ocean if you must." And I'm like, "I said that." - Sometimes you don't remember saying the thing 'cause it's been like five months and you didn't see it after that. - Yeah. - When I be completely honest. - Please. - No. - People, fans, fans were for so long that they were saying, "Crossant in hand, I was alone." And I completely forgot that I-- - It's the guardic phone. - What? - I completely forgot that I was part of that at all. And until I saw the clip again, I was like, "Oh my god, that's right." I was-- - Yeah. - People have to understand we're in like a million videos. - Like-- - But there are things that I do remember that I've said-- - Oh, it seems I remember. - Like wheatgrass. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It's a classic. - Yeah, it's a classic. Remember when you put a hole through my hand during that video? - Like a stigmata? Like, what are we talking about? - You don't remember this? - I don't-- I did-- - So you put like a-- - I did remove most of it or eat it. I had a point I was reading a book recently and my brain was like, "Hey, you're only going to retain this "if you remove something." And I was like, "Uh, let me get rid of you." - Yeah, eat it, eat it. - Here we go. - All those memories. - I did get a compilation on TikTok recently of like, "What are those moments "between me and specifically Tommy?" And I'm like, "It was funny, but I was like, "I don't remember most of what are those." - What do you mean, "What are those?" - It was a show format that I hosted. It was-- - Was that when you were in a purple tux and you were like that? - It was like, pink and bright neon, yeah. - Okay, I think that was like really early on when I was on "Smosh" and I was in one video about that. And it was like, "Houses in Florida?" - That was a, they were like trying to change up the format and that's like-- - Oh, that's the one that I was in. - That's the death now of a show where they're like, "What if we do it real different now?" - Yeah, and they're like, "Okay, yeah." - We had a good run. - Wow. - It was a fun show. - Yeah, it was fun. - Yeah. - I don't drink caffeine anymore and that was part of, that was a crux of-- - At all. - I haven't for like a long time. - Good for you. - I lied. When I was in London a couple of weeks ago, I did have some English breakfast tea. - You'll have a tea, but you're not like a caffeine drinker. - I can't do it, yeah. - Good for you. - No, you were psychotic and what are those? - Yeah, I would have like, well, it was ninja milk at the time or like a, I think like a Celsius or something and then just a. - Ninja milk. - Ninja milk. - Is that milk just for ninjas? - Yeah, you kind of have to join a exclusive vlog. - No, it was another YouTuber's energy drink that they made and gave to Ian. And I was like, "I'll try this." And then, yeah, a lot of it. - And then you. - You feel like his parent right now. - And then he drinks so much. - And you try a lot of it. Yeah, you were psycho back then. I'm so glad you stopped. - We had an episode of a show called Hacking Off. - That show was fun. - Yeah, we're Damien. I never tried it before. - Boys can get away with anything. - What are you talking about? - If I said tits out, they'd be like, you guys are a slutty. - You've been saying crazy shit all day and I guarantee you what's gonna do with this. - That's not a camera. If I said like, boobies wanna get some. Like, that's my. - I mean, half the compilations I see on TikTok are you and Angela and Courtney saying she'll like that. - That's such a lie. - Roll the clip. - So anyways, Hacking Off? - Hacking Off. - Oh, oh, so you're doing it, okay. Meet Kisses. - Present, present tense. - What is the show? - We would try DIY hacks. Like, there's online, there'd be like, oh, these types of hacks and they're all stupid. - And we'd make our own versions of water better. Like, I brought in my version of like, this isn't this better and then. - Oh, that's mine. - And it always failed. It always was horrible. - Yes. - Damn. Duncan left and right at the time. - No, not his. I would say both of ours, both of ours. But that was like part of it. - Oh, okay, that's cute. - But it was a great time. But I remember one time before we shot one of them, Damien had had so much caffeine that you were like losing your mind. - Yeah. - Was it ninja milk or caffeine? - No, that didn't last long. It was caffeine. - Roll that clip, that's what I was saying. - I do need to stop drinking coffee for like a week. - Really? - You're gonna get a headache, honey. - Yeah, totally. - Maybe. - I have some, a plenty of days I only have one cup of coffee. - If you stopped, called Turkey, you're gonna get a headache, honey. - You have to stop, cold. I'm only drinking a cup of coffee some days. - You could try one sip. - And that's enough? - I just, I promise you, you're gonna get a headache. - Okay. - I say double down, go in the other direction. Make a mocha pot every morning. - So much. - For just yourself. - Yeah, I mean, I love coffee. - Me too. - I like the routine of it. - Yeah, that's how I am. I can switch to decaf. - As a decaf drinker now, it's okay. - That's my problem. I don't like the taste of it too often. - It's fine, it just tastes like trash. - You do end up missing the like, come up where you're like, I'm waking up. You'll drink it and be like, this is warm and I have to poop, that's great. And that's it. What? - No, I know. I know. - I love it. - That's disagreeing. - I'm gonna say something that's so random, but it made me think of it. So, for the first time the other night, my son scared me and has nothing to do with coffee. - He was just like chilling there and also he just pulled out a knife and you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, and he was just like. - No, no, I wish it was like, I wish it was like as obvious as that. It showed me that I watched too many horror movies and be my son. Like, sometimes him and my husband do fun things together and then he does it to me and I'm like, what is that? So, I was holding him cuddling ready for bed and he had his head on my chest and then he looked up and went. (cheering) - Oh my God, okay, yeah, that's scary though. - So, he did the grudge at you. (laughing) - I'm not even exaggerating. And then he went like this. (laughing) - Oh, yeah, no, and I was like, don't freak out, I'm in. And then I, I naturally-- - You're giving me a pomplay. - I naturally-- - I'm glad you're such a good parent because me, I'd be like, oh, I'm throwing it in. - No, I'm just seriously, I turned around to be like, is there a demon behind me? I literally went like this, I went, stay calm 'cause he looked at me and he was like, (groaning) - That's scary. - And I was like, - Find out your son has asthma and you're like, yeah, I thought it was a demon, but I had to take him in. - And so he kept doing that nonstop, and then finally, I just had to like push through it. No, I just had to like-- (laughing) - Sorry, I had to shake his watch. - I had to shake his watch. - He's watching me. - I'm so, okay, sorry. I've been recording, I'm just kidding. - I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding. - I'm kidding, you have permission. But anyways, he was, I was just rocking him, and then finally I put him down, and I went up to H, and I was like, I had like my first moment of like fear, 'cause this apparently happens with parents, where they have like moments of fear. - Yeah. - Remember when we saw the John Mulaney stand up, and he talked about his son in the rear of the mirror? - Yeah. - And he was like, I wanna be called, who shall not be named or something. - No, he wanted to be called like a scary man or something. - A scary man or something. - Like yeah, I had a joke about it. - Kids get scary. And also like horror movies. - Kids are crazy. - Crazy. - Fuck. - But this was my first time ever being scared, and I went up to H, I was like, so this happened and he was like, oh, I'm like, what? He's like, sometimes I do that. Like. - Oh! - I'm like. (laughing) - So they mimic everything you do. And randomly one day he was going to do this. And I was like, I don't know what that is. Where'd you get that? And then H does it to him. - I used to do it, maybe. - Oh man. - So H is just teaching him scary shit. - I guess, but like, first time I was scared by my son, and that was interesting. - And it will be the last. - It will not be the last. - Maybe I need to take a break from horror movies, but I love that song. - I don't know what to say. (laughing) - I need to take a break from my son. - I need to take a break from my son. - Hey man, I need to nuts. - You've been gaslighting and you've left it right. - We need the animals on there with him. Is that a thing you can do? - But nature is a part of it. - Of course, yeah. - Definitely. - No, that'll, see how that worked with. - Are you pointing, Harambe? - Yeah. - No. - No, it didn't, because we got shot. - Anyways, I'm gonna start with my, one of my top five. - Okay, so what we're doing today? - Yeah. - We're talking about top fives in general, but you're gonna read out five things that are a top five of something, and we're guessing what the list is. - Yes. - Cool. - Okay. - I wonder if I should start strong or just middle it. I'm gonna go middle it. - Yeah, middle it. - Okay, here are my top fives, and obviously the first one that I read is my top. - Oh, I don't, I don't have a- - Oh, we don't like that? - I mean, that's fine, I'm saying, I don't have mine ordered, so. - Oh, yeah, that's fine. It's just a category. - Okay, fine. - But we'll know that this is your, you're starting with number one. - Yeah. - Cool. - Yeah. - Sand. - Okay. - Ocean. Ferry carpet. Cool tile. Clay balls. - Okay, this is favorite things to like lay down in, like to- - Favorite things to have on your feet? - Yes! - Damien is. - Oh. - Wow. - Thanks. - Those are good clay balls, yeah. - Damn. - You guys know how to play balls. - Clay balls. - Clay balls. - Like a Korean spa. - Yeah. - I ended up getting those lacrosse style, like therapy balls to like- - Oh. - Undo the knots, and I gotta massage a few weeks back, and I don't do that. I was like, but I was like, God, I'm so tense after, you know, being on planes and stuff. And you guys, my energy is better. Like, we got knots out of my back where I'm like, have I just been carrying this shit for like six years? - Yes. - Did you get a massage where they, it's like they're beating you up or a massage that's like a little more like- - It hurt a lot. - I think it's better. - Oh, whatever I get a massage, I'm like, I want you to try to kill me. - Yeah. - Break my bones. - Yeah, truly. It's not like a, people like whenever I see massage, Advertised and it's like soothing relaxing like that is not my experience and I don't want it to be I can go to sleep Why yeah, but the only thing is you have to be really careful when you send like your mom to one of those massage places when she visiting Because she's not prepared I literally send her to my favorite place where they bought you up like your ribs are this close to cracking Yeah, and she got out and she was like I Mean I felt like I needed to you know say uncle I was in there. She's like they slapped me. They truly do like WWE finishers on you sometimes where they like get up on the table And they're like pulling your leg. Yeah, and it's like stretching your like your quads in a great way But it's like truly. It's like it's like Finish when they like truly step on your neck. They're like stepping on my neck, okay Like we spa and like Korean spa's when they like get it. They have the bars high above yeah the lady at the Like they're stepping they're stepping on your back and they they would walk on your back up to basically my neck That's crazy. You got special treatment people are nodding their heads. I'm not alone Yeah, also I did not mean to detract that much from your top five I just thought of no fear of people's oh my god a change because you asked who was no, I love it I mean that's that's those are the massages that I love and also I will say witnessing people get into a Clay ball room is probably the funny. I've never been in a clay ball room. Whoa guys if you want to have a ball pit Okay, little clay balls that are like this. It's dead silent and you're laying there and the balls are warm It feels amazing and you're laying there and then some kid pops up out of the balls I've been here for five days No, you're not gonna scare me guys stop. I lost a fly down Where my switch flies No people try to come in and get to their spot They walk and they're like oh out. Oh shit. Oh god, so I'm imagining the whole surface of the ground is covered with clay balls So it's like a it's like a Scooby-Doo slipping on marbles situation pretty much, but they're trying to get to their spot But they're just like struggle links that's gonna be hard to relax when someone's like it is really hard Jesus It is really hard. It's one of your favorites. I'm trying to think of things that I love to step on Like like I'll be with my feet. That's a really nice one. Oh You know when you're walking on tile and then in your barefoot You're walking on a towel and then you make your way to one of those soft like padded like mats. Yes Step off something really like concrete onto something really soft. Yes, that moment is amazing that moment is nice I like that a lot. I think honestly the top five that you gave other than clay balls because I don't know what that's like Would more or less be mine like a really comfortable carpet like a really soft, but one thing I do love is Going outside and there's like hot concrete, but not too hot And you're in your bare feet and you're like oh this is a good level of like Hot and I can't stay on this for long. I don't get people like to feel a little bit of the burn a little bit of the burn Like I don't do well in heat, but if I'm like I only need to be out here for a minute and the I Do you like like hot leather seats though? You know when you go into someone's car and it's been in the sun for too long and you're like oh I don't love hot leather seats, but I don't mind the like I think I've brought this up before on smash stuff Um, I don't mind the really hot air for just like 30 seconds like getting in the car and being like wow It's the oh full of infrared Wow and then you turn on the air. So hot concrete hot concrete. What else anything else? Like fuzzy socks. I was also thinking about Very gently my cat. Oh So fun my cat sleeping there. I'll just be like happening My cats don't tolerate better with my reason. Freya just loves being a Little little little feet on the cat's are so weird with what they do tolerate and then don't Tuppance is getting better, but yeah, yeah learning the way learning the way of you Not the feet, but actually he did sniff my toe the other day, but no like more more than like he do Why are my feet wet? He's Yeah, I'm raising to be a perfect No, he's like he like curled into my tummy and he's starting to be like, okay, I just want to be like near you And then you like laid against my butt the other day just like so he's He's getting better with just like wanting the contact Bones has weirdly switched he for the longest time wanted to be spooned in bed like he would like be a little spoon Yeah, you want it to be wrapped up and held, but nowadays he's become for some reason suddenly switched and he's now End of the bed cat. He's matured, but cats switch around and I think is is it like a like a Instinctual hunting thing that they find different spots. It's like okay. I'm like I'm posted up here for a while I don't know and they he's going your feet But they never stay in one place for that I can't yeah, like he'll be at the end of the bed for a while And then he's gonna find a new spot that he chills in Freya has has decided that this like this one stuffed animal Next to the sofa on the right is like her new spot and at first I was worried because it was right before I was about to Travel a bunch and she's just sitting there half under the sofa in this weird spot I'm like what's wrong? What is different? Why are you like hiding and sleeping in this weird spot? And it turns out that's just her new thing. Just what she wants wow Damien, would you want to read a top five? I would love to do all you know what would you here? I go Scarlet gold yellow One you can't sweat out Saturday night Okay, yeah, I got it. What is it it's a fever? Yeah Top five types of fever So you love Scarlet fever the most they said best high mortality It's one you can't sweat out. Okay, that's really really good. I'm gonna get the disco album and I love it I was just struggling with Scarlet. Yeah, Scarlet fever gold fever Yeah, I've never even heard of gold fever. Well, just mean like gold rush fever like I've got gold fever Okay, okay, because there's golden different type of fever their hills. Yeah, first. I thought it was Pokemon games That's that's why I wrote that we're a little I thought it was shirt colors Because I thought we were gonna be naming these one by one and so I was like I'm gonna so get Shane for the first three Oh, we could do it that way and we could but not for that one Not that one's done now it's kind of fuck that one we put to bed This is really fun. Do you have a okay? Do you haven't this is gonna be weird when you get sick? Is there a one sickness that you get and you're kind of like I'm it's like Kind of cool with this at times. Honestly, I'm kind of a baby Yeah, I must such a workaholic that anything feels like no, now I can't do my stuff. Yeah They're like I don't I hate being sick, but there is something like when you get like just a mild cold and It's like the type that you're just kind of like tired and it's like all right You know it get it it almost like because I'm a workaholic at times It gives me the like excuse that I'm like I have yeah, you can kind of deal with it But once I have like a sore throat and a fever. It sucks. Oh, yeah if it's throat I'm pissed and also like I know people who have like major migraines and stuff tiny headaches will take me out headaches You're like such a baby. I'm gonna not handle a headache headache suck. I am so grateful. I am someone who does not get headaches Because I'm down for the count. Yeah, yeah, I have a mild one. Yeah, headaches suck Now that you mention it. I don't I don't really mind Rashes all over your body. Yeah, no, I hate that one. Um, I don't really mind stuff that like makes you really go to the bathroom Abunch like if I feel kind of sick and want to throw up that's awful But like out the other and I'm like great. I'm just gonna go to the bathroom. Yeah, can I be honest? This is gonna sound insane. I can't and I don't I don't want this but like after you have food poisoning and after like the food Poisoning is like the the worst of it is done Right and you're just exhausted There's something a little nice about being so Exit like it feels like you're in a crater in the ground And you're just like well, I have to relax. You're like My body cannot do anything you've been cleansed. It looks like after like a crazy rainstorm Like you open the door the next morning and like the sun is coming up in the air is clear and like yeah There's a shit ton of sticks everywhere because half the trees went down Because there was a tornado outside. Yeah, there was a tornado Of course, that represents the diarrhea Right, right then you're otherwise fine. Yeah, no, I like that. I that that is probably the Only good part of being sick ever, but I would rather have a fever and chills than be throwing up. I Throw it up is the worst. Yeah I remember one time I was really really sick when I was pregnant and I also had food poisoning at the same time And I think you did the same week really yeah, and I was Green in the face watching all the expanse like laying in bed like this. Well, that's what you're saying Yeah, I've been to the hospital for food poisoning before like it it they told me I should go in but I Did not want to throw up and age was like You are green in the face You you are pregnant you need to throw up and I was like no, I've definitely told the story of me having a good poisoning on set Yeah for on the show, right? Okay. I didn't forget. And that's it, that's all organized. And that's it, the worst food poisoning I ever had. I had it at all of-- It was on Goldberg's round. It was on Goldberg's, it was in the middle of shooting. It was in the middle of a scene. And I, my cousin told me. And he looks at me in the face. I didn't say anything. He just looks at me and just goes, go to the bathroom. And I actually was just like, and I tumbled out while people were in the middle of their dialogue. And it was awful. You can tell. Oh, yeah. And it hits immediately. More like shit, Bradley. Nice. It's truly, it's like a-- Like, you're immediately sick. Did I tell you that when we were in Denver for Reddit, I turned on the hotel TV, and it was immediately the Goldbergs. And I was like, oh god, it was a good deal with that. No, it was cute. I watched a little bit of it, like one second or two seconds. OK, then I've got, I've got a, I've got it. Mine are all silly. OK. OK, we like silly. OK, here we go. Here we go. OK. 20, 5, 1, 150, top five bills of cash. You fucking nailed it, dude. I have a feeling. Me thinks I'm going to lose this game that is not a game. And we're just having fun here. And that's fine. Well, to correct point of order, there's no winning. There is losing. That's really fun. So what, your favorite bill is what? My favorite bill-- OK, so my favorite bill's first is 20. $20 bill is the king, right? It's got the shittiest dude on it, though. I know. That sucks. But it is the best-- Wait, what's your favorite bill? What's your favorite bill? $20 bill. It's just a good number to have-- Who's on that? Andrew Jackson? Andrew Jackson. He's a huge piece of shit. Yeah. And he really is. We should tell him. This is like the worst. Tell him. Get his ass. $5 bill, though. Linkarian. Bunk. Obviously speed. Yeah, the best of the presidents on there. But I just mean as a number, as like-- For when you're like-- Five is fun. Five is a good one, because it's like, oh, this is really nice for a lot of situations. Yes. It can cover a lot. 20 is like this might be too-- 20 is going to have to get broken up most likely. But-- I feel like if you're going to bring a 20, it's probably-- you probably need it for something more. And they just get you just too many 20s you have to bring. Yeah. And $1 bill. I like a $1 bill. Oh, no. I've got a $1 bill that can be really handy. Those can get crumpled. So my dad loves carrying $1 bills. But he has a doxin. And I don't know what the doxin steal is. But they like to burrow. Is that like a what? Do you know a doxin? Like a hot dog dog. Are you saying-- Am I wrong? What did you say? It's D.A. What did you say? I said doxin. Yeah, that's not what it's called. What's it called? It's a doxin with a D.C.A. No, it's weird. It's weird. It's weird. So it's like it's a jocke to son. It's D-A-C-H-S-U-N-D. It's like even weirder, yeah. Doxin. Well, he has a doxin. Doxin. Doxin. And they apparently like to burrow. Yeah. And so my dad keeps $1 bills in his pocket. It's just a doxin. Shut up. Wait. My dad keeps $1 bills in his pocket. And sometimes he'll fall asleep on the couch. And all you see is his doxin, just aggressively burrowing in his pocket and ripping up crumpled $1 bills. So when I think of $1 bills, I just think of the doxin getting dollar bills out of my dad's pocket. Why? Is there something wrong with me? Well, no, it's just-- It's all right. Something wrong with you. You just described the weirdest situation. The dog knows currency. Why not keep like snowsages in the pocket? Oh, trust me. And your dad has not changed where he puts the one, he has lost so much. Well, don't victim blame. The man's being robbed. No. No. Do victim blame because my dad does the same thing. He goes, oh, Rosie, oh, Rosie, what are you doing? And then he still will put his dollar bills and then have them like this. And then go, and then shove them in his pocket. Oh, that's-- That's gross. Hold on, gross. I got some cash. Hold on, gross. You can't feel it. You're just like, Jesus. Don't do that. I hate a crumpled dollar. Yeah, same. Me too. Oh. I do like dollar bills because it's like, I was just in Philadelphia for the first time. It was great. And like, I walked past two different street musicians and they're both awesome. And I got to go like, oh, here you go and put it in the little bin. But if it's a five, you're like, fuck, getting five bucks. It's like, I want to support. But I can't leave this five. It was nice. But then like, you don't want to just be like, here's some coins that fucking nobody uses anymore. Coin? Coin's nice. The only coins that matter, I'm so sorry to say, it is quarters, 'cause laundry. Second, we have extra differ. Quarter's are used for their quarters. So what is that half dollar? One dollar. Oh, that's one dollar. That's a whole dollar right there. It's a dollar you can raise. And pennies? Are those still in print or? They're in circulation. I don't know if they're being printed. Two dollar bills are in circulation. I have a two dollar bill. Me too. Me too. A lot of people like, think they're rare. They're only rare because people keep them thinking, wow, I found them. But like, they make them every year. Really? Yeah. I've only ever gotten one. Shout out to the person who paid me only in two dollar bills at the con, 'cause they were like, I really wanted to share this and like show off, and 'cause it was fresh two dollar bills from the bank. And I was like, that's cool. Holy shit. You have a lot of love. You have a lot of love, is it? Jefferson. Jefferson? I think it's Jesus. Wow. Yeah, God is on the two dollar bills. They're studying for jeopardy. Still? Yeah. Why are you getting on jeopardy? I don't know. We'll see. I saw some in a hotel room. I watched a couple episodes and I was like, "Sylene, it could beat the shit out of any of these people." She could crush it. I have another one. Oh, wait. Did I? Did I? I didn't explain why you like 150 or whatever. I don't know if you had it. Yeah. That's sad. I mean, that's sad. And it's just those are the final. It's hundreds just too big. I'm not. Like, that's crazy. Unless you're in Vegas and you're trying to just lose everything. By a candy bar with a hundred dollar bills, just be like, can you break this? Yeah. That's tough. Sorry. Yeah. Okay. You ready? Yeah. Don't we guess? Yes, sure. Okay. Sick. Sick. Favorite kind of day. Did he nail it? No. Sick. Okay. Favorite type of like, adjectives to respond to something with. Like, be like, "Oh, this, this, this, be like sick." Nasty. Oh. Favorite level of doing good in Tony Hawk. They're like, "Oh, your Ollie was sick." That's crazy. That's literally it. What? No, okay. Oh. Okay. Okay. That's fine. Best way is to be described. Ew. Oh. Top responses to someone doing something gross. Yeah. Top responses to finding a big ol' doodoo on the ground. Horrific. One of like, Angela's stories, what you say to it. That's good. Stop. That's the last one. Oh. So sick, nasty, ew. Horrific. Stop. Is that, that's a chance response? It's a chance response response. Pretty good. No. I don't know. I give up. It's actually words for things I love. So anytime I see like a character or like a video or like a wig or like, I'm like, "Oh, horrific." Oh. That's horrific. Stop. Sick. You nasty. Is that what you meant by the next one? Yes. That's true. I'm weird like that. That's great. That's great. I'm weird like that. Like, if someone comes out and character, I'm like, "Oh my God." That is horrific. Someone says like a thing. I'm just like, ew. But I love it. You're right. I'm horrible. Because that's like to you, that's like, that's what's funny. I'm just like, ooh. Because you love like sick fucked up characters. Yeah. I do. Most of your characters are gross. Thank you. I think like, kind of genuinely like, your characters always have some sort of like gross aspect to them. It's like a lot of like, they're, they're kind of like, I want you to see my character like, if they were like, all right, I'm going to get out of the house today and I'm going to talk to that one guy. Yeah. And they just let it all hang out, not physically, but like. Yeah. Because in a, either upcoming or already released episode of Bit City, you play up like a pop star, like a retired pop star and her name is Duraya Ria. Yeah. That was a crazy. And that is nasty. And she is kind of nasty. And I fell so deep into her. I don't even know where Amanda was. Not there. It was a get out situation. You would, we would cut and you would stay in. I was so low in my body that Duraya took over and we have another episode of Bit City coming out soon where you're playing a man and you're the, maybe the grossest man we've ever had. You are like a couple dollar bill. I'm not a man in that. You're what? It's my type of soul. The, I don't want to say the public that public. Public access. Oh, okay. I thought you meant the, I thought you meant the rory episode. I was like, no, not Duraya Ria, no, I'm saying you have another. No, the teenage, okay. I thought you meant the teenager one. No. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I play a man. We haven't filmed it yet. Oh. Playing the grossest man ever. But my, like, yeah, you get it. Is like, I love to kind of show that like, that side of people that are just, yeah. You know what I mean? That like, only their close friends get to see but they've decided to just let it out today. Yeah. That's my favorite. It's like Sarah Christ to sticky. She's so sticky. Yeah. She who. I feel like most of your characters have a little bit of the energy of the guy who's just fully naked in the locker room at a public gym. And he just, like, gives a quick slap on the butt and he's like, nice one. I don't know. Give a quick slap to someone else and say, yeah. I just don't say that one is higher than mine had to do that man. - You do that dude. - Whoo! - Bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap. - Maritone Spada. - Spada. - You just zoom away and it's two guys and one guy going like this, but you can only see the back of bap bap. - That's fine. - We're late, we're late. I'll say I'll say. - Wow! - There you turn this thing on. - How do you turn this thing on? - Let me turn this lamp on real quick. - Yeah, okay. - Bang! - Whoo! - They came alive. - Cheeks. - Lower than I expected. - Right. - East. - Okay. - So what was the theme of this episode again? - Top five. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Your eyes are soaked. - I know. - Okay. - God. - I got another one, I'm ready for this. - I'm ready for it. - Fuck yeah. - My home. - Okay. - Safe space. - Favorite places to be. - The Smosh office. - Um. - Places I spend most time. - Yeah. - Monday through Friday places. - Ooh, I think I know it on the next one. - A nice hotel. - Best places you-- - Best places to sleep. - He doesn't sleep here. Does he? - Every people sleep here. - I don't-- - Damien's taking-- - Best places to eat food. - In airport lounge. - Most social he's had. - No, what are you talking about? He's home first. - Favorite places to get work done? - A Barnes and Noble. - Favorite places to read. - Favorite place to take a dump. - Boom. - Yeah. - So-- - Smosh office? - There's-- - Yeah. - I'm not a big fan of this place. - Well, it's great because-- - Barnes and Noble. - Oh yeah, so you've heard about the bookstore thing? - Yeah. It's a real thing. - You know I have it. - Okay. - So it's a real-- - Okay. - So it's a real-- I think it's been studied that when you walk into a bookstore for some reason, it makes you got a shit. - Do you know why? I think-- - Wait, sorry. You just said you didn't know in that-- - I didn't know. - But now-- - But now she's gonna learn-- - I can't talk. - She's gonna learn you. - I'm gonna catch on fast. I feel like it's very relaxing and cozy. - Yeah, I think that's part of it. - Yeah, I think there's this aspect to it that's like, oh, it's a little bit nicer than like, you have a bathroom like you know they do. - Yes. - And it's probably well put together. - Yes. - Smosh office, what I like about it is, you know, a lot of our bathrooms are gender neutral, but sometimes they're gender neutral and they're still built specifically where you're like, oh, this used to be a men's room. So you have to lock the door behind you because it can only be you in there 'cause you don't know who's gonna walk in. And there's two urinals and a still locked stall on the left. And so I'm like, I have two layers of protection. No one's gonna walk in. I can just-- - It's true, that is nice. - It's great. - Some of them, all of them are a little different though. But I love the ones that are you walk in and there's a stall and you lock, you get multiple levels. - Yeah, two barriers. If someone's trying to get to you, you're like, good luck, I'm gonna finish shooting before you can kill me. - No, no, no! - Don't be fully done. - Wow. - Yeah, no, the Barnes and Noble thing is very real though. I know that 'cause I love Barnes and Noble. I love shopping for books. - And they know about it every time. - Every time I would go in there. - And they know about me. - They're like, here he comes, here he comes. - Move. (laughs) - Well, I'm fine when I walk in. - People are tied out of his leg. - When I walk in, I'm okay. I walk in and they're like, oh, okay, he's fine. - You pick up one of those psychology. - I'm gonna take this in there for a minute, give it a test drive. - But it's like gravity shifts when you walk into a Barnes and Noble. - It does. - And truly, you're just like, oh my god. - The employees turn and you go, go to the back. - Run. (laughs) - We just blew up Barnes and Noble's spot, literally. - Yeah, it's all bookstores. - It's all bookstores. - And libraries are probably the same case. - Maybe. - I thought their theory was that something with like the page, like glue and stuff in the air and whatever. - I think that's giving everyone too much credit. - Yeah, I think I think-- - I think this is like cozy books. - Maybe everyone's just bored as hell 'cause they hate reading. - Probably. - No. - I just like, I don't know, when you're out with your, like I remember being out with my family when I was a kid, like shopping, and if you had to use the restroom, like what's the nicest option? Like, oh, that's so true. - They have a bathroom in the circuit city. Like, no, there's a Barnes and Noble right there. - True. - True. - Do you know what I wish? I wish there was like a restaurant that you could only come and read. - I think they have, I mean, there's like no talking. - There's like no talking. - No talking. - Oh, no talking. - Don't get me wrong. I love talking to a restaurant. But like, it would be fun to, I don't know. I guess we'll do that in coffee shops. - So what's, this was such a weird culture shock experience. But in Japan, there's a ramen place called Ichiran. And it's delicious. But it is a single stall ramen place. So you walk in and you don't sit with anyone. You go and you have your stall and it's blocked off from everyone around you. And even you don't see the waiters or anything, because their faces are, you just see like, their hands come in with the food. And everything's like, you write down what you want to hand it off of. - What? - So you never talk to a single person the entire time. - Do you like that? - I kind of like it. - Yeah. - Especially because ramen is such a like, - Personal. - It's kind of messy and like hot. - There's noodles flopping everywhere. - Yeah. - So I'm kind of like, it's a nice one for me to just, and this is for people who are like, in and out. - Is it only just one spot? Like, what if you have someone else with you? - You go to different stalls. - Well, like no one wants to see a man with a beardy soup. - Never. - All right, James. - Never. - Nobody wants to see that gross shit. Am I right, James? - Yeah, I'm very good at it. - But it's such an interesting experience of like, oh, like a singular experience. - I like that. - And then it does remind me though, of pubs in like England when I've gone to, that's my first experience when I, the first time I went to London and I walked into a pub that was fully packed. That's when it hit me how loud Americans are. And I was like, wow, it's so quiet. - Yeah. - And there'll be someone at the bar at the pub reading a book where the full last year. - Yeah. - And I'm like, you never say, we can't do that at bars in America because it's so fucking loud. - It's so loud. - Yeah, and they'll beat you there. - And they'll be on you about it. They're just like, especially as like a female, I'm sorry, but you just can't, you can't really sit at a bar by yourself. - Yeah. - And I would love to. Fuck it. - Like, was that used to peed in? Like, you want a martini? - And I'll be like, yeah. - Cool. - Like a martini. - Okay, I've got one. - Okay. - We got this. - We got this. - Jumbo. - Strip club. - Favorite type of shrimp? - Mega. - Words for big. - Types of ladon. - Boop sizes. - Yeah, sizes of gabbos, big old gabbos. - Knocker sizes. - The game. - The movie with what's his name? - Great. - 'Cause that's a great movie. - Well, movie. - The game. What's his name? The guy who's married to a captain's e to Jones. - Michael Douglas. - Yeah. - Is it like, never watch the game. - Great movie. - I feel like it's gonna be something like Jumbo Monopoly, Mega Monopoly, like Monopoly, the game, or something. - Oh. - Okay. - Legacy. - Bath. - Bath Legacy. - Betrayal. - Legacy? - Yeah. - No, I know. - And then finally just, yeah, the original. It's gotta be some movie series. Or is it Uno? No, why would it be the game? - No, 'cause he would have said no mercy. Jumbo, Mega, Legacy. - Those are definitely my two tops of this category. - Definitely. Jumbo and Mega. And I think they're in that order. - If this is a video game, I'm out. - It's not a video game. - If this is a movie. - Well, it is it. - Okay. - Maybe. - Huh? - Maybe yes and no. - So, is it a-- - You know you know this though. - Is it a movie? The movies are one of them. - Wait! Star Trek. - No. - Star Trek Jumbo. - Jumbo, Jumbo, Jumbo, Jumbo. - Selina, you got this? - James did. - Yeah, of course James did. - Okay. - Jumbo. - Jumbo. It's Jumbo that's really throwing me up. - Jumbo, Mega, Legacy. - Oh, Pokemon. Not Pokemon, Sonic. The Hedgehog. - Mega Sonic. - And Jumbo, Sonic. - They're Super Sonic and Hyper Knuckles. It stands to reason. - Oh, the Mega Sonic could be. - Okay, I think you didn't, or supported me. - No, do you want me to give it to you? - No, not really. I want another clue. Like, don't be crazy, man. So now. Are we going to like kick ourselves for this? - No. - Yeah. - Okay. It's favorite, Trons. - So you gave it away. - That's awesome. Why said? - Well, like, 'cause Jumbo, Tron, that's number one. - That's a Mega Tron. - And Mega Tron. - That's great. - And Tron, like, a C. - And Mega Tron. - I love the original, the game. - I played the game. - Really? - Yeah, it was a web browser game that I found at one point. - I got my sleep. - Like, Tron, like, a C. - Tron, the character from Mega Man Legends. - Oh, he doesn't know what that is. - I don't know what that is. - What is it, what that is? - Are there other Trons? - Tronbon. - The original Tron. And then the remake of Tron. - I said the original. - I, I. - And it wasn't a remake. It wasn't a remake. It wasn't a remake. - Where are we? - 'Cause, what's his name? - Player, are we on? - 'Cause, uh, uh, no. - Kurt. - What's the guy who's in the original? - Yes, yes, yes. - He's in the, like, reboot. - He's in the old man. - And he's stuck in the, the game that all that time. - You guys, what's the. - Jeff Bridges. - Jeff Bridges, and he fights Clue, his, like, weird fucking clone version. - Yes, yes, yes, yes. - I thought those movies are, aren't they cool? - Isn't his son? It's his son that's why it's legacy. I think yeah, right. Yeah, um, because that's his legacy. It's also in King the Marks Oh, oh yeah, yeah. Oh you could have added that and then we would have gotten that I wanted to find other types of trunks No, that's really fun. Yeah, but jumbo tron like you can't beat that It's funny whenever I'm at a sports game and like they're on the field you you bought tickets to go see the live thing But you end up watching the jumbo tron so much Have you ever been on the jumbo tron like you smiling or on the kiss camera anything? I don't I don't want that Well, you don't get to choose they choose you they can find you. Yes. I don't want to you know What's a fear of mine is they do that thing where they look like Celebrity look likes and then they'll be like ugly fucking And you're there just like it's my favorite clips to watch and then the people are like Or they die laughing the worst is where the people and I can I be honest I get a little mad at them even though It's not their fault at all when people are on the jumbo tron and they don't realize it on the jumbo tron Yeah, yeah, it's always the Second and they're like they're they're like Look that's the I was dumbass That's the opposite of what you're talking about you're like you're spending all this money and you're gonna watch the jumbo tron Exactly it's not what they're enjoying they're actually doing the right thing. I'm the problem. No, you're not I also hate those people too Um, it's not a justified emotion. It's what I feel. No, we got it. They fucking suck. I hope they don't yeah No, hey, I didn't say that. I hope they trip running 110 miles per hour and then get It's right into dust by the road. Yeah, it does make me think about the That cold-play concert again. That shit was that was truly hilarious I think she went on a talk show to be like what the hell stop this ruined my life So I'll never forget I think I think I had given birth like Two days ago and my sister was staying with us and she's like oh my god So this cold-play thing and I was like and that's She was just like This cold-play thing it's crazy like look at this picture. Oh my god Everyone at my work is freaking out about it. I was like I made a human did I was like I was not there Yeah, and then later I went oh my god. There was this cold-play thing and it's just like yeah Yeah, welcome back. Yeah. It was really really cool. It was really sad. Do you know what the thing is if they didn't react? Oh, no body I get I get why they did but nobody would have noticed oh they I mean Chris Martin literally goes Oh, I think they're cheating Well that response yeah you guys are cheating and then she was head of HR Yeah, like it's like dude. I know all the way down Don't don't just don't cheat. Yeah, it was pretty bad. But anyways, uh, okay, okay. I have Okay, ginger snaps smells I Love ginger snaps. Ginger's mint Spice girls is this favorite types of Ice cream because I know you you'd pick some weird shit. Yeah, it is you really idiot. I love mint ice cream ginger ice cream It's literally my favorite I've never even mashed him alone since the best ginger ice cream I've had I knew that version ice cream When you've talked about sweets ice cream, you like more of the like I thought you were gonna get messed up with ginger and mint Mint ice cream. Yeah, I don't like mint ice cream But I know like a lot of you'll do Amanda and I love it. Oh my god. I do not like mint ice cream. Okay. Here are the other ones mango mango lavender I love lavender, but I put rose I prefer rose over lavender. I've never had rose ice cream But I love rose as a flavor. Okay, you need to go to mashtie melons because they do a saffron pistachio melons Dotson melon nasty melons ice cream Mashty mashty. I'm probably saying you're wrong mashtie melons. Okay, it's Persian and it's Sounds incredible saffron pistachio rose ice cream That sounds expensive. No, it's so good and then toffee is like my last I have a ginger with real ginger in it. So good. I've got some dude the other day I got some pints that I put in my nasty boy. Okay, so now I got some I got some I got some crazy ice cream in my freezer I got hortchata ice cream. Yum. Yum. Oh my God. Oh my god. I had some of that last night. I was losing my mind. You were doing what? What are you doing while you're eating the ice cream? I'm eating the ice cream. I don't do anything Whoa, I am so you eat ice cream at your table. No. I didn't the I didn't I eat in the kitchen I truly pull it out of the freezer no to the microwave for five seconds stop five seconds just to soften it up I've gone back and forth between thinking each of you was weird in this conversation and now you're losing No, he's the one who's so they're fucking so I never throw it in the frozen. I know but I guess I just deal with it I'm a tiny bit. Yeah. Okay. I guess I just I've never met anyone who also microwaves their ice cream. Oh, yeah Just for like a little like five seconds just five seconds. You think that's doing what I don't like it. No, it absolutely does It's in your kitchen Completely bottomless eating ice cream. Yeah, just a tank top no bottom and I Truly do. That's crazy. Yeah, absolutely. You don't watch a movie or anything like I don't eat it on a horror movie I truly like three bites. Oh, she fully three bites But like you know a little bit and then I cover it back up put in the freezer and then I want to take my It's like a stop I'm not sitting down with it. I'm mind is like scoop a little bowl. I sit down with it Oh, no, I'm it's for me. It's like bam. Whoa, we're stopping by. We're having some ice cream. We're getting out of here What's your favorite ice cream? See I love kind of all of them. Yeah, I really do except for mint No, I don't dislike chocolate. If I was like if I was like on a vacation It's like, oh, all we have in the freezer is chocolate chip mint ice cream or just fully mint ice cream. No, the name it's Yeah, it's great. A dick and a house I really let if I was sitting like if I was somewhere and it's like all we have is mint chocolate chip ice cream I'm like I will have a bowl of that and I will enjoy it So in my freezer though, I have horchata. Yum. I have like a chocolate like or it's not a chocolate It's a like a cookie dough like vanilla. It's crazy. Yum. And then I have what's oh, it's the gram central station. It's it's a Grand Ben and Jerry's no, it's from handles. Oh, it's a graham cracker flavored ice cream that also has Like pieces of graham cracker that are like really softened up because ice cream. It's great. I've y'all done afters because afters has a hearing bay brownie ube brownie ice cream. I love ube. It's it'll change your life afters ube brownie and they've also got like cereal milk Flavors like it's they got some good flavor Like that and then also I ordered chocolate ice cream and they accidentally didn't send me chocolate It's so it says chocolate on the like top and then I opened up and I'm like this is definitely not chocolate And I don't know what it is, but it's delicious. You got a misprint. That's valuable. I fucking love it I'm like I don't know while they write it with marker like they're it's like it's a fun place And I'm like oh you just clearly mislabeled the wrong thing and I'm like but I'm eating this and I'm loving it It's got a little bit of a cinnamon vibe to it. Oh, I don't know what it is sounds like it could be like a like a mexican hot chocolate I don't think that was one of their flavors, but no you're wrong. I won't truly I like I don't like chocolate ice cream. That's a one I need to amend Oh my god, we're soulmates. Oh my god, sorry I love I love chocolate ice cream. I just chocolate and vanilla are both so good chocolate is Yuckville city. I don't think it's it's a fan. They're gonna come from me so hard in the comments And you know what come at me bro chocolate can I don't think it's gross. I just think chocolate is better in like every other form where it's like okay It's a baked good. Okay, it's a bar. Okay, it's a barn barn, but it tastes like fake. Yeah, I love when they're like they're like Every single place has like a different type of the intensity of it's like super the super double Darkest chocolate ever is revenge super chocolate fuck you face and I'm like, yeah, I'm having that The devil sin. No, I just like chocolate is incredible. I go through phases. Yeah, like sometimes the chocolate gets too intense And I'm like I'm gonna take a break for a bit go to vanilla for a while, but then I come back and it's it's great Sounds like an abusive relationship No, it's an incredible, but that's how they would describe chocolate ice cream like I have an abuse There's more like romance novels where it's like I'm in love with him, but now I'm in love with him And I come back and there's only one dead and now I'm gonna both be ice cream I'm fucking both ice cream and I'm standing up in my kitchen doing it. Yeah, Courtney's just like Shane honey. Why is there a hole in it? I'm like no, it's a cylinder All right, go ahead how much time do we have left for these because I want to get through two more ideally You should you should do yours back to back. Okay. I'll do too real quick because I can do mine anytime Well Shane doesn't want me to okay Here we go here we go you like chocolate ice cream my cats forehead favorite things to boot Maybe things to lick pizza Oh, everything's to sniff. Oh, yeah I got my cat's forehead pizza honey suckle freshly ground coffee and a crisp crisp apple candle from bedbath and beyond. Oh, wow, my god That's so incredible. Yeah, I I think it used to be called Autumn Day and now it's like Chris Bappell. - That's amazing. - It was kind of funny. - I've known you for so long. I don't think I realized that you loved pizza like that. - I think pizza, it's not even about eating pizza. I think it's like going to a restaurant if you're hungry and there's like a pizza being baked and you smell it, if you get a whiff of that, you're like, oh, I don't even mean like, oh, it's finally delivered to me. - Like pizza by the slice pie. - Being in a location where you smell the pizza being that's true. Those are really freshly brewed coffee. It's a full, to me smells are full on memories. - Yeah. - Like, full on memories. If I smell something and I'm like, I told you that one time that I went up to one of my tables that I was serving and I said, she smelled like my piano teacher. (laughing) - Oh, that doesn't sound good. - She did not love it. Let me tell you, she didn't love it and for a while I didn't understand why. And now I'm like, oh. - I associate that with like embalming fluid and anger. Hey, my piano teacher is wonderful. - Oh, that's great, she's wonderful. - What? - Gross. - And dead legally. - It was a straight but chouly smell and I had no idea what that smell like. So I went up to her and I was like, oh my God, you smell like my older panting. - Okay, well you add an adjective to it. God. - I know. - No, that's a really valid, it has me thinking a, a fresh laundry. - Ah. - Like especially bed sheets just put down, that almost made the cut. What's it called when you know that rain? It's about to rain. - Petricore. - Petricore. - Or when it's, oh. - I love that smell. - I love like that fresh rain smell. - That like foggy rain. Also ocean like an ocean breeze if you like get to that. - That also has made the cut. - A tropical ocean breeze. - Yes. - We don't get it here in California. - No, we don't. Not really. - You can be literally right next to the ocean and it does not necessarily smell like the ocean here. - Sometimes it sucks. - It's not gonna appear and you'll smell something. - Oh, yeah. - That's something different. - You'll smell it. - Yeah, no teacher here. Still cooking in the sun. - Can I fire off two more really fast? - Absolutely. - Yeah. - 'Cause I wanna get it through silly one and a real one. - Yeah. - Saw. - Horror movie. - Favorite type of dust. - Stop it now. - Blade. - Uh, uh, uh, uh, huh. Movies with Leslie Snipes in it. He's not in saw. - Favorite cutting tools. - You're probably on the right path. - Machete. - Ah. - Yeah. Favorite things to slice. - With. - With. - Thank you. - Favorite characters that are also a cutting thing. - That felt vague. - Well, 'cause it's like saw as a character and blades a character and machete as a character. - Yeah. - Crank. Favorite movies. - Ah, with Jason Statham. - Favorite sharp movies. - Okay. - Favorite movies that are. - Also these types of things. - Bolt. - Yeah, these are all movies. What if these are just happened to be your top five favorite movies? - So his is like two vague, right? - Yeah. - He's not gonna win this round. - All right. - Hey, hey. - Um, I think, I think, they're like, thriller movies or- - Bolt is a disney movie. - They're my favorite tools that I've purchased. I don't know what you're talking about with all these movies. - You purchased a saw? - Yeah, I've got multiple. - Damn. Take a photo and send it to me. - And a saw, I've got a circular saw. I've got a jigsaw. - Whoa. - Jigsaw. - I don't think I own it. - Come on in. - Any saws. - I've got three, you can steal one. - Hell yeah. - If you're fast enough. - Yeah. - Circular songs and tents. - Thanks. It's for tools. - Yeah. - Whoa. - I just wanted to steer you guys a little silly wrong. - Whoa, I was like, on a totally- - I know. - It just happens to be five-year favorite movies. - Those are like real, that's a real one. - Yeah, it just sounds like a movie. - That was awesome. - What, thanks. - Machete? - Machete. - Of those five, what's your favorite movie of those? - I'm saw. - You. - Overblade. - Blade. - Blade. - Blade. - Blade and forever though. I don't really remember. - So, I, no thanks. I don't want to rewatch those. Even though I liked them. - No. - I've never seen Crank. I had someone tell me he's like, "You should watch Crank. Dude, that movie's amazing. It also does not, like, it did not age well at all. - He has to have, like, adrenaline. - He's just like, "I'm good. I'm good." - Oh, fuck. - Everything is fine. - I'm going to have to fuck while I draw. - I'm going to have to fuck you, man. - The most two thousand things. - Shit. - Yeah. - I've never come out. - Yeah. - I don't know about any of those movies. - I've never seen it, but I'm a little old. - Jesus, I'm sorry, but he can't do no wrong. I love him. - Oh, yeah. - The transporter? - Bolt, I watched while I was at a dentist once. - Oh, shit. - I think forever ago. - What? - I think I would- - Do they have a sound dog? - Where they put those glasses on, you can watch a movie. - Oh, yeah. They, like, peel your eyelids back and they make you watch something and the guy from Clockwork Orange pops out. - I think it was-- - Can I throw out one more really quick one? - Yeah. - Cockapo? - You mean cockapo? - Cockapo. Okay. Keep going. - Oh, God. - What is this? - Taco hay? - You know, I'm gonna- - I don't, I don't, hmm. - The kereru? - These have gotta be types of, like, birds, like- - Birds in Japan. - Victoria Crowned Pigeon? - Oh, okay. - Birds. - Favorite domestic agent? - Birds not in America. - Tarmaging. - Birds that fly over the ocean. - You're on the right track. - I am? - Or are you just in general? - Purching, like, birds that purch. - What is that mate with one other bird? - Oh. - That's clever. No, it's just very, my top five, like, very round birds. - Oh, are they very round? - It's a big, big little round beast. - It's a little round bird. - Oh, see, I, like, went to a very smart place. - Yeah. - I know the, I'm not gonna do that here. - What? - I'm not here to, like, flex and be like, "I know this thing about all these birds." - Oh, I am. - Do you have a favorite bird? - If you even have to think about it, I don't know how we can talk anymore. - I like a heron a lot. - Wow, okay. - I also love a cardinal. - Nice. - Solid choices. - I'm a hummingbird bitch. You know, I love that. - I love it. - You know I'm gonna be 95 staring at my hummingbird feeder waiting for the next one to get there. (laughing) - Yeah, I'm gonna have a hat with a hummingbird feeder right here. - I'm just gonna sit outside. - That's a heavy hat. - I saw some earrings the other day that were like, it was a hummingbird and with, like, a little clasp. And so it's just, like, it's drinking out of your earlobe. I didn't get it 'cause that's kind of gross, but it's cool. - My, my Vava is, like, that's her favorite bird is hummingbird. So for my wedding I got these hummingbird earrings. I genuinely love hummingbirds. - I love hummingbirds too. They are such assholes to each other. - They? - Yeah. - They fight. - I have a hummingbird feeder on one of my windows right now. And every now and then, a hummingbird will, like, fly up and get closer. Be like, yeah, yeah, get closer. And then you'll watch it and, like, two seconds go by. And he's trying to get up there to, like, get some, some sugar. And then immediately, my other hummingbird will appear in the distance, like, and it's like, oh, fuck, it's like, run. So they start chasing each other. I'm like, damn, they don't give each other a break. - I told you not to come to 25th and Broadway. I'm like, I told you if I saw you, you're gonna kill you. - They're so intense. - I, like, I saw one, like, it kept running into my window. And I had to, like, figure out how to get it to stop. And apparently it was seeing its reflection and trying to fight it. So I had to, like, turn off the lights inside. But also the other day, there's, I don't know, like a year ago, it was the other day. I'm sorry for lying. I saw a hummingbird outside. And then when it flew away, it flew all the way to the tippy top of a massive tree. And I was like, obviously they fly. And I guess that makes sense. But I've never thought about them being higher than, like, yay tall. - Probably whether or not they're birds nested. - Yeah. - I don't know, 'cause I've seen birds nest, like, also yay tall just around. - Yeah. - But, like, watching it go that far up to a tree, I was just like, holy shit. - It is something. You don't think about hummingbirds going high up in the air. - No, what's for them up there? - I wonder what's their max altitude? - I think they go pretty crazy because they also get to a point where they stop going after the bird feeders and they start, like, eating bugs in the air so that they can get protein. - Cool. - And then, like, cross the fucking ocean. - Oh, 'cause it's, like, walking season? - Yeah, yeah. - My mom knows a lot. - Apparently there are some hummingbirds that can go 17,000 feet. - 17,000 feet? - Bad ass. - That's crazy. And they're gonna dive bomb one flower. - Bad ass. - That's crazy. - That's, hey, sometimes when you think you know that all there is to know about hummingbirds, sometimes there's even more. - Okay. - I have, I wanna end on one of mine, but you go. I think it'll be funny for you. - I have a dumb one. Two, one, three. - So you have to do, stop. - You're not gonna get off. You're not gonna, I know, but it's just-- - Two, one, three. - Two, one, three. - Your social security number. - Yeah. That was good. - Top five, or top three, amounts of popcorn when you're grabbing popcorn out of a bowl. - Oh. - What? - Only two? - I don't know. - He's a hungry boy and he grabs like 17. - Oh, okay. - Yeah. - Cookies. Before bed. - You got the amount of ingredients. - How many cookies before bed? - Balls of cereal before bed. - Oh. - Two. - Bitch, I know you're eating massables. - I just talked about eating ice cream. - You can do whatever you want. - Standing up, make it over to sink. Eating ice cream. - You'll have a share. - Oh cocktails. - How many cocktails? - Cocktails on the weekend. - That's pretty nice. - Top five prime numbers. - What? - Okay, one's not a prime number. - Okay, move on. - I don't know what's the category. - My god. - Okay, okay, okay. It's typically the best in trilogies. Two is always the best in a trilogy. - Oh. - Followed by one, followed by three. Three always kind of stuff. - You're so right. Two is always the best for trying the cake. It's like a real high school musical. - Oh, and I agree with this three. - We're sure to, but two towers is probably the best in Lord of the Rings. - I do love two towers. - Empire Strikes Back is the best in the original Star Wars. Like, it's just typically, now that's not the case for the prequels of Star Wars. - Shrek 2. - Shrek 2 is so good. - Just in general, two, kind of always. - Two. - The number one. - I like that. - The March 2. - All right. - Damn, I have so, okay, that's funny. - Top responses to something that isn't funny. - Top five worst things to hear after you say a joke. - Oh. - Oh God, I don't know what that is. - Not that fart again. - Top five things you don't want to hear your doctor say. Is this, I don't know. - Tight butt. - Is this when, responses when your son farts? - No, it's adorable when he farts. - Okay. - I don't ever go tight butt. - I don't know, I'm just like, I don't know what to say. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. - Okay, last one. Aqua 4 in every pocket. - Things you've said to Shane. - Things you've said to me on this podcast. - Things I'm thinking when Shane talks. - You've said these all out loud. - Yeah, Shane has all the Aqua 4 in like every jeans, right? That's lore now. - I just discovered that. - It's on the episode that just came in. - Yes. - Boom. - Wow, when miles went, is it the tube or the tub? - And I got both, but this one happens to be tube. - Okay. - That's the tub, not tub, not tub. I don't ever have a tub. - We can end on that one even though I have so many, but we can do it again. - We'll save those for next time. Pretty cool. - Yeah, this was the most fun I've ever had. - I'm so glad. - Oh my goodness. - Top five times I've had fun. The number one this. - Number one this, wow. - Definitely top, you know, up there. - Anyway. (all laughing) - Just see how it's pretty good to go. - I'll never. - That image, that's a core memory. (all laughing) Damien, we love you. Thank you so much for being on the new set. - Thank you. - We miss you. - And thanks for sharing your top vibes. - Hey, my absolute pleasure. - Yeah. - Shane, where can people find you? - Yeah, chocolate ice cream eating boy. (all laughing) - Chocolate ice cream villain eating boy. - That's good. - That's good, everybody. - YouTube channel right here. - Eat chocolate ice cream. - Don't talk. - And then I go again. - So this is a fancy thing, right? - Yeah, here I go again. This is the dark, dark chocolate villain. (all laughing) - Okay. Bye everybody. - Bye. - Bye.