#149 - Can You Guess Our Top 5?

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Anyways, check them out. And here's the show. Here's the show. Get your bundle. Hi. Welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane. And I'm Amanda. And we have a wonderful guest with us today. His name is Damien Haas. Thank you so much for having me. I really do appreciate it. It's lovely being here. I love the show. I love what you guys do. Thank you. Thank you, Damien. Yeah, thank you so much, Damien. Wow. And since today we're doing top fives, you're in that list of my top fives. Oh, thank you. Of what? Just top five? Yep. Cast. Whoa. All right. Holy shit. All right. Take that. At least four of them. Yeah. We will not speak on who the rest of them are. Yeah. Or where you place in the top five. Correct. Oh, I was never going to. But you're there. But you are on that list. I could see myself being a solid four. So five to me is the best. Oh, what? In what world is that? What the hell are you doing? And I was kidding. That's so funny. No. Also. What I don't love. No, actually, I switch it up. I said, I think I'd be a solid four. And then you said, just to clarify, five is the best. As though that need clarity. So you were saying that you were second, but I messed it up. So now you're saying you're not second. You're a second to last. Right. Of five. Of course. Out of all the cast. Yeah. It's still pretty good. I don't get a medal or anything. It's still pretty great. I think it's very nice. Thank you. Yeah, absolutely. And Selena put her top five of something. So we're not saying what our top fives are. Yeah. So Selena on the felt board wrote lap. Crop. Mountain. Muffin. Carrot. Damien and I said we figured it out. And I said, how dare you? So these are Selena's five favorites of this category. Amanda, look into your heart. You know what this is. Lap. Crop. Mountain. Muffin. Carrot. Selena's definitely being silly. Because some of these. We got a straight up silly goose situation on our hands. Is it silly? Or is it real? Some of them are silly. It's clever. It can be clever and silly. Yeah. I'm transported back to like middle school and high school, like right before a big test. Where it was like, no, no, no. I don't want to do this. Can I ask off the top of your head? Like, you're not guessing. What do these five words remind you of? Hiking. Hiking. Crop and lap? Muffin? Well, not those two. Shane, you did ask for an answer. She gave her off the top of her head. Oh, my God. This is why I love Damien. Because he protects me from your crazy ass. And this is why I love Amanda. She doesn't need protecting. Fair. But I like to support her. That's right. Yes, Shane. Truly. Oh, no. So what happens is I look at one word and I go, got it. Coffee. Of course. Mountain. Muffin coffee. You know, my brain went to candy first. I was like, oh, what if it's candy mountain? I think this is a problem. This is not like a category. I think this is a little bit more of a word game here. So you might not be as like, oh, what's the word that goes after all? Oh, I will say someone in the office was like, I never watch you guys. I only listen to Smosh Mouth audio. And then I felt really bad. Because we're all doing these like really cool hand things. I'm so sorry. I felt really, really guilty. And then I was like, why do I wear cute things? What is the point? That does, I guess, defeat the purpose of a podcast a little bit. Well, when I'm listening, I want to know, like, okay, did these people put in effort, though? Yeah, and I did. Even though I'm just listening. Damn wearing new shoes, new shirt. Top. You got it. Did she do that because your last name is Top? No, she didn't write. My name is not in the top five, to be clear. This is our top fives. So it's our top five tops. That is brilliant. So for people who can't see in the audience, it's laptop, crop top, ring drop, mountain top, muffin top. Muffin top and carrot top. Carrot top. That was a fun guy. Remember that comedian? Boy, oh, boy. He's still around. He's still around. No, no, no. He's alive. He's on steroids. But yeah. I haven't seen him or heard of him in a long time. Now you have carrot top. Here he is. Okay. Yeah. Mountain top is cool. Laptop, I like. Crop top, I can't relate to, but I know I'm sure some people really enjoy wearing those. Yeah. Muffin top's delicious. I would kill to see you in a crop top. I'd pay money. Whoa. If I could. Whoa. I don't need to have the best body in the world. Hundreds of dollars. I want the like. Fresh cash. X-Men in the 80s, like crop top. I've got a six pack. I love that. That'd be so cool. Yeah. How are you, Damien, by the way? Yeah, how's it going? I'm doing great, thank you. You know what? It's your first time on the new set. Oh, yeah. Is that really? Yes. It is. I mean, for this, I think I've. I kept being like, we should have him. And you kept being like, I don't think that's a good idea. I just don't. Yeah. I just don't. That's Shane. No, I've been good. I've been traveling a lot, but I'm back in town and it feels good. I will say, the new set is beautiful. What I'm realizing for all of our new sets, though, the one luxury that I've lost with the new beautiful set is I can't like sit cross-legged and put my shoes on stuff anymore because I feel bad because it's all a really nice set. Wait, you sure you don't want to put your shoe on our nice table? I will. It will crumble to dust, but I'm happy to. Okay. Yeah? Selena said you can, and what she says goes. It's also a brand new, I've got brand new shoes, so it's not that dirty. If you are audio listening, he went from the bottom up. Yeah. He sat on it opposite style. Cool. If my shoes, I bounced on it crazy style. The table. Me at the In-N-Out drive-thru. Can I get my burger upside down style? They've probably had people do that and die laughing. Yeah. And they hate you. And you sit on the other end while I'm just like. You're by yourself. You pull up. You're like, wow. Hey, I'm Shane. You know what I need to do? Okay. The next time I go to a drive-thru for fast food, I need to be ordering. I'm by myself, by the way. I need to be ordering, but I need to talk as if there are other people in the car. Courtney's just waiting in the parking lot like, where the fuck is he? I need to be like, can I get a number three? And what do you guys want? What do you want? Oh, my God. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, we can't have that. And I order like that. Like, it's full. And then I pull up and it's just me. And they're like. That is going to kill. They would hate you. What if they hand me the food for free? Yeah. Because they're scared. What if? Why would they ever? Here's the deal. So it's a robbery. They don't. Well, it's a psychological robbery. They don't care. They don't care. You're right. They don't care. They're not going to remember that you played the trick. They're just going to see you laugh, giggling to yourself. It's true. It's also not a trick. It's like just making their day worse. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I'm sure the worst thing working in fast food is probably people being like, what do you guys want? It's like, no, that's what the pre-menu was for. You have to decide that. So you're just doing that unnecessarily. His idea is bad. I rarely get much time at the pre-menu. That is true. Why, people beeping at you? The pre-menu at a fast food place, the drive-thru, you're pulling up and you want to have more time to look at it, but sometimes you don't get the time. You've got to hurry. Yeah. Yeah. Especially with Taco Bell, because they, and I shout out to Taco Bell, they're always adding new stuff where they're like, did you know we do fried chicken tenders now with a crazy chipotle sauce? Well, we have it, but it's just today. And you're like, oh God, did it fall off the back of a truck? I have to get it. The crazy sauce. I have to get it, but I can't see everything. You've got new stuff. Wait, you have to set some car boundaries. You have to be like, give me a second. I'm looking at the menu. How does that make me laugh? I'm too anxious to stop before, you've got to keep it moving. Shane, are you the type of person who sees a perfectly good parallel parking spot and you're about to do it, but people are beeping at you, so then you just, you're midway and then you drive off? No, I will, people have never beeped at me while I'm trying to get into it, but it does suck. You have to go kind of past it. Yeah. If someone tries to pull in behind you, you have to be like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. See, this is too high. My shoes are brand new. Can I put it on your, can I put it on your lovely sofa? Oh, amazing. Thank you. You don't make the rules. Yeah. Sit however you want. Yeah. Dude, sit however you freaking want, dude. You may. Those are good shoes. Thank you. This, this sofa is lucky to have shoes like that on it. Ew, that's the weirdest thing a guy could ever say. By the way, you're- I'm pretty sure I could say- Is all lucky. I'm pretty sure dudes have said weirder things. You smell different when awake. Yeah, Amanda, you watch True Crime. Dudes say weirder things. Yeah, they do. You must be aroused. You smell different. Yeah. Oh. Okay, see, there you, you found it. Vampires say that. It's like pepper. It's like pepper. Ooh, wow. I'm going to do my first. I will say, I'm still, I'm still getting asked that all the time, especially when, oh yeah, so I'm, I'm doing, I'm doing well. I've been doing a lot of conventions, but one, at least one spare convention, someone will ask like, hey, I got to ask. Like, what is the deal with pepper? Like, what is the joke behind that? And I'm like, it's not, it's a nothing joke. There is no anything behind it. there and I think that really blows people's minds yeah they really can't handle that there is actually nothing that's what's funny about it is that there's nothing to it it's like when I say really dumb things on videos and then I see like a fan come up to me and be like poop in the ocean if you must and I'm like I said that sometimes you don't remember saying the thing because it's been like five months and you didn't see it after that can I be completely honest no people fans fans were for so long they were saying croissant in hand I was alone and I completely forgot that I it's the gardic phone I completely forgot that I was part of that at all until I saw the clip again and I was like oh my god that's right people have to understand we're in like a million videos but there are things that I do remember that I've said like wheatgrass yeah it's a classic yeah it's a classic remember when you put a hole through my hand during that video , like a stigmata like what are we talking you don't remember this I don't I did so you put like a I did remove most of eat it or eat it I had a point I was reading a book recently and my brain was like hey you're only going to retain this if you remove something and I was like ah let me get rid of all those memories I did I did get a compilation on TikTok recently of like what are those moments between me and specifically Tommy and I'm like it was funny but I was like I don't remember most of what are those what do you mean what are those it was a show format it was a show format that I hosted it was was that when you were in a purple tux and you were like it was like pink and bright and neon yeah okay I think that was like really early on yeah when I was on Smosh and I was I was in one video about that and it was like houses in Florida that was a way they were like trying to change up the format and that's like that's the one that I was in that's the death knell of a of a show where they're like what if we do it real different do a different thing and they're like okay yeah we had a good run Wow it was a fun show yeah it was fun yeah I don't drink caffeine anymore and that was part of that was a crux of at all I haven't for like a long time you know I lied when I was in London a couple weeks ago I did have some English breakfast tea you'll have a tape but you're not like a caffeine drinker do it yeah yeah good for you no you were psychotic in one of those yeah I would have like well it was ninja milk at the time or like I think like a Celsius or something and just milk ninja milk is that milk just for ninjas okay yeah you have to join an exclusive no it was another youtubers energy drink that they made and gave to Ian and I was like I'll try this and then yeah a lot of it and then you you feel like his parent right now and then he and then he drinks and you've tried a lot of it yeah you were psycho back then I'm so glad you still we had an episode of a show called hacking off that show was fun yeah where Damien I would try different ways can get away with anything what are you talking about if I said tits out they'd be like you guys are slutty you've been pretty crazy shit all day that's not a camera if I said like boobies wanna get some like that Amanda you half the compilations I see on tik-tok are you and Angela and Courtney saying shit that's such a lie roll the clip anyways hacked off hacking off oh oh so you're doing it okay meat kisses present present tense what is the show we would try DIY hacks like there's online there'd be like oh these types of hacks and they're all stupid and we'd make our own versions of water better like I brought in my version of like this isn't this better and then it always failed it always was horrible I'm Duncan left and right not as I would say both of ours both are but that was like part of it oh okay that's cute um but it was a great time but I remember one time before we shot one of them Damien had had so much caffeine that I you know I had a lot I uh you were like losing your mind yeah was it Ninja milk or caffeine no that didn't last long roll that clip that's what I do need to stop drinking coffee for like a week really you're gonna get a headache honey yeah maybe I have some plenty of days I only have one cup of coffee if you stopped cold turkey you're gonna get heavy you have to stop cold I I'm only drinking a cup of coffee some days you could try one sip and that's enough I just I promise you you're gonna get a headache okay I say double down go in the other direction make a mocha pot every morning so much for just yourself yeah I mean I love coffee me too I like the routine of it yeah that's how I am I could switch to decaf as a decaf drinker now it's um it's okay I that's my problem I don't like the taste of it too often it's fine it just tastes like trash you do end up missing the like come up where you're like I'm waking up you'll drink it and be like this is warm and I have to poop that's great uh-huh and that's that's it what coffee no I know I know I love it not disagreeing um I'm gonna uh say something that's so random but it made me think of it so for the first time the other night my son scared me and that has nothing to do with just like he was just like chilling there and all of a sudden he just pulled out a knife and you're like whoa whoa and he was just like no no I wish it was like I wish it was like as obvious as that it showed me that a I watched too many horror movies and be my son like sometimes him and my husband do fun things together and then he does it to me and I'm like what is that so yeah I was holding him cuddling ready for bed and he has had his head on my chest and then he looked up and went oh my God okay yeah that's scary so he did the grudge at you I'm not even exaggerating and then he did the grudge at you I'm not exaggerating and then he went like this oh yeah no I'm and I was like don't freak out Amanda and then I I naturally give him a complex I'm glad you're such a good parent because me I would have been like seriously I turned around to like be like is there a demon behind me I literally went like this I want stay calm because he looked at me and he was like and I was like find out your son has a and I was like find out your son has asthma and you're like yeah I thought it was a demon but uh I had to take him in and so he kept doing that non-stop and then finally I just had to like push through it no I just had to like sorry we've been recording all day I'm kidding you you have permission but anyways he was I was just rocking him and finally I put him down and I went up to H and I was like I had like my first moment of like fear because this apparently happens with a parents where they have like moments of fear yeah remember when we saw the John Mulaney stand up and he talked about his son in the rearview mirror yeah and he's like I want to be called who shall not be named or something no he wanted to be called like uh scary scary man or scary man or something like yeah he had a joke about kids get scary and also like horror movies kids are play on that but this was my first time ever being scared and I went up to H I was like so this happened he was like oh I'm like what he's like sometimes I do that like oh I'm like so they mimic everything you do and randomly one day he was going like this and I was like I don't know what that is where'd you get that and then H does it to him baby oh man wow so H is just teaching him scary I guess but like first time I was scared by my son and that was it won't be the last it will not be the last maybe I need to take a break from horror movies but I love to take a break from my son man I need not gaslighting Mowgli when did the animals yeah yeah with them is that a thing you can do your reason yeah of course yeah yeah definitely no that that'll see how that worked with are you pointing Harambee yeah hey no no it didn't when because you got shot did you get shot? anyways I'm gonna start with my one of my top five okay so what we're doing today yeah way let's explain top fives we'll talk about top fives in general but you're gonna read out five things that are a top five of something and we're guessing what the list is yes cool okay I wonder if I should start strong or just middle it I'm gonna go middle it yeah middle it okay here am I here my top fives okay and obviously the first one that I read is my top oh I don't I don't have oh we don't like that I mean that's fine I'm saying I don't have mine ordered so oh yeah it's fine it's just it's just a category okay fine but that but we'll know that this is your you're starting with number one yeah cool yeah sand okay ocean furry carpet cool tile clay balls okay this favorite things to like lay down in like two favorite things to have on your feet yes Damien is oh wow thanks those are good clay balls yeah yeah clay balls like like a like a Korean spa yeah I ended up getting those like lacrosse style like therapy balls to like knots and I got I got a massage a few weeks back and I don't do that I was like but I was like god I'm so tense after you know being on planes and stuff and you guys my energy is better like you got knots out of my back where I'm like have I just been carrying this shit for like six years yes did you get a massage where they it's like they're beating you up or a massage that's like a little more like it hurt a lot yeah whenever I get a massage I'm like I want you to try to kill me yeah yeah break my bones yeah truly it's not like people like whenever I see massage Massage is advertised, and it's very soothing, relaxing. That is not my experience, and I don't want it to be. I can go to sleep. Why? But the only thing is you have to be really careful when you send your mom to one of those massage places when she's visiting, because she's not prepared. I literally sent her to my favorite place where they fuck you up. Your ribs are this close to cracking. And she got out, and she was like, I mean, I felt like I needed to say uncle. When I was in there, she's like, they slapped me. They truly do WWE finishers on you sometimes where they get up on the table, and they're pulling your leg back. And it's like stretching your quads in a great way. From the top rope. But it's like truly, it's like, when they truly step on your neck. They're like stepping on my neck. Okay. I don't know if they're supposed to do that on the neck. Like we spa in Korean spas, when they have the bars high above. Well, yeah, the lady had the bars. So they're like stepping. But I don't know if they're supposed to do that on the neck. They're stepping on your back, and they would walk on your back up to basically my neck. That's crazy. You got special treatment. People are nodding their heads. I'm not alone in this. No, I'm just kidding. Yeah. Also, I did not mean to detract that much from your top five. I just thought of like the therapy balls. Oh my God, it changed my, because you asked what it was. No, I love it. That's what we do. Those are the massages that I love. And also, I will say witnessing people get into a clay ball room is probably the funniest thing you've ever seen. I've never been in a clay ball room. Whoa, guys. If you want to have a ball pit, it is like, okay, little clay balls that are like this. It's dead silent, and you're laying there, and the balls are warm. It feels amazing, and you're laying there. And then some kid pops up out of the balls. I've been here for five days. No, now you're going to scare me, guys. Stop. I lost a fly down there. Where are my french flies? No, people try to come in and get to their spot, and they walk, and they're like, oh, ow, oh, shit, oh, God. So I'm imagining the whole surface of the ground is covered with clay balls. Clay balls. So it's like a Scooby-Doo slipping on marbles situation. Pretty much, but they're trying to get to their spot, but they're just like struggling so hard. Sounds like it'd be hard to relax when someone's like, fuck. It is really hard. Jesus Christ. Ow, ow. It is really hard. That's one of your favorites. I'm trying to think of things that I love to step on, like beneath my feet. That's a really nice one. Oh, you know when you're walking on tile? Yes. And you're barefoot. You're walking on tile, and then you make your way to one of those soft, like padded, like mats? Yes. Oh, yeah. And you get to step off something really like concrete onto something really soft? Yes. That moment is amazing. That moment is nice. I like that a lot. I think, honestly, the top five that you gave, other than clay balls, because I don't know what that's like, would more or less be mine, like a really comfortable carpet, like a really soft. But one thing I do love is, going outside, and there's like hot concrete, but not too hot, and you're in your bare feet, and you're like, ooh, this is a good level of like hot, and I can't stay on this for long. People like to feel a little bit of the burn. A little bit of the burn. Like, I don't do well in heat, but if I'm like, I only need to be out here for a minute, and I. Do you like like hot leather seats, though? You know when you go into someone's car, and it's been in the sun for too long, and you're like, ow. I don't love hot leather seats, but I don't mind the. I think. I think I've brought this up before on Smosh stuff. I don't mind the really hot air for just like 30 seconds. Like getting in the car and being like, wow. Just like, oh, it's the. I'm full of infrared. Wow. And then you turn on the air. So hot concrete. Hot concrete, yeah. What else? Anything else? Like fuzzy socks, I was also thinking about. Very gently, my cat. Like if I'm laying on the sofa, and my cat's sleeping there, and I'll just go like. What is happening? My cats don't. They don't tolerate that for some reason. Freya just loves being a little floppy pillow. Little feet on the cat. Cats are so weird with what they do tolerate and then don't. Tuppence is getting better, but yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Learning the way. Learning the way. The way of you putting your feet on? Not the feet, but actually he did sniff my toe the other day, but no, like more that like. He did. You wake up, you're like, why are my feet wet? He's like. Yeah, I'm raising him to be a pervert. No, he just. He like curled into my tummy, and he's starting to be like, okay, I just want to be like near you. Then he like laid against my butt the other day, just like. So he's getting better with just like wanting the contact. Bones has weirdly switched. He, for the longest time, wanted to be spooned in bed. Like he would like be a little spoon. He wanted to just be wrapped up and held. But nowadays, he's become. For some reason, it suddenly switched, and he's now end of the bed cat. He's matured. But cats switch around. And I think it's. Is it like. Is it like a instinctual hunting thing that they find different spots? It's like, okay, I'm like. I'm posted up here for a while. I don't know. He's guarding your feet. But they never stay in one place for that long. They're my cat. They'll be like, he'll be at the end of the bed for a while, and then he's going to find a new spot that he chills in. Freya has decided that this like. This one stuffed animal next to the sofa on the right is like her new spot. And at first, I was worried because it was right before I was about to travel a bunch. And she's just sitting there half under the sofa in this weird spot. I'm like. What's wrong? What is different? Why are you like hiding and sleeping in this weird spot? And it turns out that's just her new thing. It's just what she wants. It's great. Damon, would you want to read a top five? I would love to do one. You know what? Would you? Here I go. Scarlet. Gold. Yellow. One you can't sweat out. Saturday night. Oh, okay, yeah. I got it. What is it? Is it fever? Yeah, top five types of fever. So you love scarlet fever the most? It's the best. High mortality rate. It's so. Okay, that's really, really good. It's the panic of the disco album, and I love it. I was just struggling with scarlet. Yeah, scarlet fever, gold fever, yellow fever. I've never even heard of gold fever. Well, I just mean like gold rush fever. Like, I've got gold fever. Okay, okay. Because there's gold in. Different type of fever. their hills. At first, I thought it was Pokemon games. That's why I wrote that one. Scarlet, gold, yellow. I wanted to give you a little twist. I thought it was shirt colors. Because I thought we were going to be naming these one by one, and so I was like, I'm going to so get Shane for the first three. Oh. Oh. We could do it that way. Yeah, we could. But not for that one. And that one's done. Now it's kind of fucked. That one we put to bed. This is really fun, though. Do you have a. Okay, do you have an. This is going to be weird. When you get sick, is there one sickness that you get, and you're kind of like, it's kind of cool with this at times? Honestly, I'm kind of a baby. Yeah. Because I'm such a workaholic that anything feels like, no, now I can't do my stuff. Yeah. I don't. I hate being sick. But there is something like when you get just a mild cold, and it's the type that you're just kind of tired, and it's like, all right. It almost, because I'm a workaholic at times, it gives me the excuse that I'm a half way down. You can kind of deal with it. That's true. I don't know. But once you get sick, you're like, I'm a workaholic at times. That's true. Once I have a sore throat and a fever, it sucks. Oh, yeah. If it's throat, I'm pissed. And also, I know people who have major migraines and stuff. Tiny headaches will take me out. I feel like such a baby. Headaches suck. I'm done. I cannot handle a headache at all. Headaches suck. I am so grateful I am someone who does not get headaches, because I'm down for the count. Yeah. I have a mild one. Yeah. Headaches suck. Down for the count. Now that you mention it, I don't. I don't really mind this. How do I phrase this? Rashes all over your body. No, I hate that one. I don't really mind stuff that, like, makes you really go to the bathroom a bunch. Like, if you get your stomach just kind of. Like, if I feel kind of sick and want to throw up, that's awful. But, like, out the other end, I'm like, great, I'm just going to go to the bathroom a bunch. Yeah. Can I be honest? This is going to sound insane. I can't wait. And I don't want this. But, like, after you have food poisoning and after you have a headache, after, like, the food poisoning is, like, the worst of it is done, right? And you're just exhausted. There's something a little nice about being so exhausted. Like, it feels like you're in a crater in the ground. And you're just like, well, I have to relax. You're like, I am empty. My body cannot do anything. You have been cleansed. It looks like after, like, a crazy rainstorm, like, you open the door the next morning and, like, the sun is coming up and the air is clear and, like, you're just like, yeah, there's a shit ton of sticks everywhere because half the trees went down. Because there was a tornado outside. Yeah, there was a tornado. Yeah, yeah, of course. That represents the diarrhea. Right. But then you're otherwise fine. Yeah. No, I like that. That is probably the only good part of being sick ever. But I would rather have a fever and chills than be throwing up. Throwing up is the worst. I remember one time I was really, really sick when I was pregnant. And I also had food poisoning at the same time. And I think you did the same week. Really? Yeah. And I was green in the face watching all the X-Men. Like, laying in bed like this. Well, that's what you're supposed to say. Yeah, no, really. I've been to the hospital for food poisoning before. Like, it. They told me I should go in, but I did not want to throw up. And H was like, you are green in the face. You are pregnant. You need to throw up. And I was like, no. I've definitely. You only told the story of me having food poisoning on set. Yeah. four on the show right yeah i forget and that's it that's all and that's it the worst food poisoning i ever had i had it it was on goldberg i was on goldberg's it was in the middle of shooting it was the middle of a scene and i my cat and he looks me in the face i didn't say anything he just looks at me just goes go to the bathroom and i truly was just like and i tumbled out while people were in the middle of their dialogue and it was awful you can tell oh yeah you it's immediately more like shat bradley nice it's truly it's like a like you're immediately sick did i tell you that when we were in denver for reddit i turned on the hotel tv and it was immediately the goldbergs and i was like oh god i'm just gonna deal with it that was cute i watched a little bit of it like uh one second or two seconds okay i've got i've got a i've got it mine are all silly okay you okay we like silly okay here we go here we go okay 20 oh my five one one hundred fifty uh top five bills of cash you fucking nailed it dude i have a feeling me thinks i'm gonna lose that is not a game we're just having fun here that's fine well to correct the point of order there's no winning there is losing that's really fun so wait your favorite bill is what my favorite bill okay so my favorite bills first is 20 20 bill is the the king right it's got the shittiest dude on it though i know it that sucks but it is wait what's your favorite what's your favorite bill 20 bill it's just a good number to have like who's on that andrew jackson andrew jackson he's a huge piece of shit yeah and he really is we should tell him this is like the worst uh tell him get his ass um five dollar bill though link very fun like obviously yeah the best of the president's on there but i just mean as a number as like for when you're like five is fun five is a good one because it's like oh this is really nice for a lot of situations yes it can cover a lot 20 is like this might be too 20 is gonna have to get broken up most likely but i feel like if you're gonna bring a 20 it's probably you probably need it for something more and they just get you just too too many 20s you have to bring yeah and one dollar bill i like a one dollar bill bills that can be really handy those can get crumpled oh so my dad loves carrying one dollar bills but he has a dachshund and i don't know what the dachshund steel is but they like to burrow is that like a what do you know what like a like a hot dog dog are you saying am i wrong what did you say what did you say i said dachshund yeah that's not what it's called what's it called it's a dachshund it's dch no you shut your mouth it's weird no it's d-a-c-h-s-u-n-d it's like even weirder yeah well he has a dachshund and they apparently like to burrow yeah and so my dad keeps one dollar bills in his pocket shut up wait my dad keeps one dollar bills in his pocket and sometimes he'll fall asleep on the couch and all you see is his dachshund just a dachshund and he's like oh my god i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so aggressively burrowing in his pocket and ripping up crumpled dollar one dollar bills so when i think of one dollar bills i just think of the dachshund getting dollar bills out of my dad's pocket why is there something wrong with me well no it's just something wrong with you you just described the weirdest situation the dog knows currency why not keep like snappages in the pocket oh like trust me and your dad has not changed where he puts the one he has lost so much don't victim blame the man's being robbed no no do victim blame because my dad does the same thing he goes oh rosie oh rosie what are you doing and then he still will put his dollar bills and then have them like this and then go and then shove them in his pocket oh that's girls girls hold on girls i got some cash hold on girls let me get some cash for you you're just like jesus don't do that i hate a crumpled dollar yeah same me too oh i do like dollar bills because it's like i was just in philadelphia for the first time it was great and like i walked past two different street musicians they were both awesome and i got to go like oh here you go and put it in the little bin but if it's a five you're like fuck giving five bucks like i want to support but i kind of need this five nice but then like you don't want to just be like here's some coins that fucking nobody uses anymore like a dollar is nice coins the only coins that matter i'm so sorry to say it is quarters because laundry you're right you're right you're right second you we have to differ quarters are useful there are parts of so right what is that half dollar one dollar oh that's one that's a whole dollar right there it's a dollar and pennies are those still in uh printer they're in circulation i don't know if they're being printed two dollar bills are in circulation printed a lot of people like think they're rare they're only rare because people keep them thinking wow i found them but like they make them every year really yeah i i've only ever gotten one shout out to the person who paid me only in two dollar bills at the con because they were like i really wanted to share this and like show off and because it was fresh two dollar bills from the bank and i was like that's cool holy shit you have a lot of luck is it it's like jefferson i think it's jesus wow yeah god is on the two dollar bills studying for jeopardy still yeah what are you getting on jeopardy i don't know we'll see i i saw some in a hotel room i like watched a couple episodes and i was like selena could beat the shit out of any of these people she could crush it i have another one should i did i i did mine you didn't explain why you like a hundred and fifty dollars i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know yeah that's interesting it's just those are the final ones hundreds just too big i'm not like that's crazy it's kind of unless you're in vegas and you're trying to just lose everything buy a candy bar with a hundred dollar bill just be like can you break this yeah that's tough sorry yeah okay you ready yeah do you want to go one at a time and we guess yeah sure okay sick sick uh okay favorite type of like uh adjectives to respond to something with like be like oh this this this be like sick nasty oh uh favorite level of doing good in tony hawk they're like your ollie was sick that's crazy that's literally it what no i'm kidding oh okay um okay sorry david that's fine best ways to be described ew oh um top responses to someone doing something gross yeah uh top responses to finding a big old doodoo on the ground horrific uh one of one of like angela's stories what you say to it that's good stop that's the last one so sick nasty ew horrific stop is that that's a chance response top five chance responses pretty good no i don't know i give up it's actually words for things i love so anytime i see like a character or like a video or like a wig or like i'm like i'm like ew that's horrific stop sick nasty is that what you meant by all that stuff yes yeah it's true i'm weird like that i'm so weird like that like if someone comes out in a character i'm like oh my god that is like ew or when someone says like a thing i'm just like ew but i love it you're right i'm horrible because that's like to you that's like that's what's funny i'm just like oh because you love like sick fucked up characters yeah i do most of your characters are gross thank you like like i kind of genuinely like your characters always have some sort of like gross aspect it's like a lot of like they're they're kind of like i want you to see my character like if if they were like all right i'm gonna get out of the house today and i'm gonna talk to that one guy yeah and they just let it all hang out not physically but like because in a either upcoming or already released episode of bit city you play a like a pop star like a retired pop star and her name is daria ria yeah that was a crazy and that is nasty it's and she is kind of nasty and i fell so deep into her i don't even know where amanda was not there it was a get out situation you would we would cut and you would stay in i was so low in my body that daria took over and we have another episode of bit city coming out soon where you're playing a man and you're the maybe the grossest man we've ever heard of you're the grossest man we've ever heard of you're the grossest man we've ever heard you are like a crumpled dollar bill you're what which episode the i don't want to say the public public public access oh okay i thought you meant i thought you meant the rory episode i was like no not no i'm saying you know the teenage okay i thought you meant the teenager one no oh yeah yeah i play a man filmed it yet we haven't filmed it yet something that we haven't filmed yet that you're playing the grossest man like yeah you get it it's like i love to kind of show that like that side of people that are just yeah you know what i mean that like only their close friends get to see but they've decided to just let it out today yeah that's my favorite like sarah christ is sticky she's so sticky yeah she who i feel like most of your characters have a little bit of the energy of the guy who's just fully naked in the locker room at a public gym and he just like gives a quick slap i'm the butt and he's like nice one give a quick slap to someone else's That one is higher than mine. How'd you do that, man? How'd you do that, dude? Baritone soprano. You just zoom away and it's two guys and one guy going like this, but you can only see the back of them. Foghorn Leghorn. I'll say, I'll say. Whoa. How do you turn this thing on? Let me turn this lamp on real quick. Bing. Woo. They came alive. Jesus. Lower than I expected. Hey. Okay. So, sorry, what was the theme of this episode again? Top fives. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your eyes are soaked. I know. Okay. I got another one I'm ready for. I'm ready for it. Fuck yeah. My home. Okay. Safe space. Favorite places to be. The Smosh office. Places I spend the most time. Yeah. Oh, Monday through Friday places. I think I know it on the next one, a nice hotel, best places. You best places to sleep. He doesn't sleep here. Does he? Every people sleep here. I don't Damien's taking best places to eat food in airport lounge. Most, most, uh, social he's had. No. What are you talking about? He's home first. Um, favorite places to get work done. Barnes and noble, favorite places to read, favorite place to take a dump. Boom. Yeah. So Smosh office, there's, I'm not a big, I'm not a big fan of this place to take. Well, it's great because like Barnes and noble. Hey. Oh yeah. So you've heard about the bookstore thing. Yeah. It's a real thing. You know, I haven't. How dare you? Okay. How dare you? So it's a real, I think it's been studied, uh, that when you walk into a. Bookstore for some reason, it makes you got a shit. Do you know why? I think cause it's very, you just said you didn't know. And I didn't know, but now, but now she's going to learn, learn you. I'm going to catch off baths. I feel like, cause it's very relaxing and cozy. Yeah. I think that's part of it. Yeah. I think there's this, this aspect to it. That's like, oh, it's a little bit nicer than like, do you have a bathroom? Like, you know, they do. And it's probably well put together. Yes. Um, Smosh office. What I like about it is, you know, a lot of our bathrooms are, uh, gender neutral, but sometimes they're gender neutral and they're still built specifically where you're like, oh, this used to be a men's room. So you have to lock the door behind you because they can only be you in there. Cause you don't know who's going to walk in and there's two urinals and a still locked stall on the left. And so I'm like, I have two layers of protection. No, one's going to walk in. I can just, it's true. That is nice. Some of them, all of them are a little different though, but I love the ones that are, you walk in and there's a stall and you lock, you get multiple levels. Two barriers. If someone's trying to get to you, you're like, good luck. I'm going to finish shitting before you can kill me. No, no, no, no, the Barnes and noble thing is very real though. Uh, and I know that cause I love Barnes and noble. I love shopping for books and they know, I would go in there and they know about me. They're like, here he comes. Here he comes. Well, I'm fine. When I walk in, when I walk in, I'm okay. They, I walk in and they're like, oh, oh. Okay. He's fine. You pick up one book, psychology. I'm going to take this in there for a minute, give it a test drive. Uh, but it's like gravity shifts when you walk into a Barnes and noble. It does. And, and truly you're just like, oh my God. Employees turn to you and go, go to the bathroom. Run. We just blew up Barnes and noble spot. Literally. Yeah. It's all bookstores and libraries are probably the same case. Maybe. I thought their theory was that something with like the page, like glue and stuff in the air and whatever. I think that's giving everyone too much credit. Yeah, I think it's just like cozy books. Maybe everyone's just bored as hell. Cause they hate reading probably. I just like, I don't know when you're out with your, like, I remember being out with my family when I was a kid, like shopping and if you had to use the restroom, like what's the nicest option? Like, oh, hope they have a bathroom in the circuit city. Like, no, there's a Barnes and noble right there. Do you know what I wish I wish there was like a restaurant that you could only come. And read, I think they have, I mean, there was like, there's like no talking. Oh, no, don't get me wrong. I love talking in a restaurant, but like, it would be fun to, I don't know. I guess people do that in coffee. You know, what's, uh, this was such a weird, um, uh, culture shock experience, but in Japan there's a ramen place called, uh, uh, each Iran and it's delicious, but it is a single stall ramen place. So you walk in and you don't, you don't sit with anyone, you go and you have your stall. And it's, it's blocked off from everyone around you. And even you don't see the waiters or anything, cause it's their faces or you just see like their hands come in with the food and everything's like, you write down what you want and hand it off, but you never talk to a single person the entire time. I kind of like it, especially cause ramen is such a, like, uh, it's kind of messy. And like, there's noodles flopping everywhere. So I'm kind of like, ah, it's a nice one for me to just, and this is for people who are like in and out. Is it only just one spot? Like what if you have someone else with you? You go to different stalls, no one wants to see a man with a beard, eat soup. You know what I mean? Am I right, James? Never. Nobody wants to see that gross shit. Am I right, James? But it's such an interesting experience of like, oh, like a singular experience. Um, and then, um, it does remind me though of, uh, pubs in like England when I've gone to, uh, that's my first experience when I, the first time I went to London and I walked into a pub, that was fantastic. It was fully packed. That's when it hit me how loud Americans are. And I was like, wow, it's so quiet here and there'll be someone at the bar at the pub reading a book with a full ass beer and I'm like, you never see, you can't do that at bars in America cause it's so fucking loud and they'll call you a nerd and they'll beat you up. And they'll be on you about it. They're just like, especially as like a female, I'm sorry, but you, you just can't, you can't really sit at a bar by yourself. Yeah. And I would love to. Yeah. Fuck it. Like was that east of Eden? Do you want a martini? I don't think. Yeah. Cool. Hey. I'd like a martini. Okay. I've got one. Okay. We got this. We got this. Jumbo. Stripper. Strip club. Favorite type of shrimp. Mega. Uh, words for big. Um, uh, types of ladon. Boob sizes. Yeah. Uh, sizes of yabos, big ol yabos. Knocker sizes. Um, the game. The movie with, um, what's his name? Wait. Cause that's a great movie. What movie? The game. Oh. What's his name? The guy who's married to Catherine Zeta-Jones. Uh, Michael Douglas. Yeah. Is it like, never watched the game? Great movie. I feel like it's going to be something like jumbo monopoly, mega monopoly, like monopoly, the game or like something like that. Oh. Okay. Legacy. Baf. Baf. Baf. Baf. Oh. Baf. Baf. Baf. Baf. Baf. Baf. Baf. Baf. Baf. Baf. Baf. Baf. Baf. Baf. Baf. Baf. Baf. Baf. Baf. And then finally just, yeah, the original. Baf. Baf. Baf. Baf. Baf. Baf. Baf. Baf. Baf. Baf. And I think in that order. If this is a video game, I'm out. It's not a video game. If this is a movie. Well, it is. It. Okay. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe yes and no. So is it. You know, you know this though. Is it a movie? The movies are one of them. Wait. Star Trek. No. Star Trek jumbo. It's jumbo that's really throwing me off. Jumbo mega legacy. Oh, Pokemon. Not Pokemon. Sonic. The hedgehog. Megasonic. And jumbo sonic. I mean, there's super sonic and hyper knuckles. It stands to reason that. Yeah. Megasonic could be. Okay. I stand corrected. Thank you, Damien, for supporting me. Yeah, no problem. No. Do you want me to give it to you? No. Not really. I kind of do. I want another clue. Like, don't be crazy, man. Slow down. Are we going to like kick ourselves for this? No. Yeah. I don't know. Okay. It's favorite Trons. So you gave it away. That's awesome. Well, I said. Well, like, cause jumbo Tron. That's number one. And Megatron. And Megatron. And Megatron. That's great. And Tron Legacy. And Tron Legacy. The original. The game. Yes. I played the game. Really? Yeah. It was like a web browser game that I found at one point. Like Tron. Is that guy's name? What about Tron Bond? The character from Mega Man Legends. He doesn't know what that is. I don't know what that is. What a larker. Are there other Trons? Tron Bond. The original Tron. And then the remake of Tron. I said the original. Aye. Aye. And it wasn't a remake. It wasn't a remake. It wasn't a remake. Where are we? Cause. Cause. What's his name? What planet are we on? Cause. Kurt. Kurt. What's the guy who's in the original? Yes. Yes. Yes. He's in the reboot. The guy who's in the old man. And he'd been stuck in the game all that time. You guys. Jeff Bridges. Jeff Bridges. And he fights Clue. version. I thought those movies are cool. Wait, isn't his son it's his son that's why it's legacy i think yeah right yeah um because that's his legacy it's also in kingdom arts oh oh yeah yeah oh you could have added that and then we would have gotten that game i wanted to find other types of trons no that's really fun yeah but jumbotron like you can't beat that it's funny whenever i'm at a sports game and like they're on the field you you bought tickets to go see the live thing but you end up watching the jumbotron so much have you ever been on the jumbotron like you smiling or on the kiss camera or anything i don't i don't want that well you don't get to choose they choose you they can find you yeah i don't want to you know what's a fear of mine is they do that thing where they go you look like celebrity lookalikes and they'll be like ugly fucking face they're like oh piece of shit and you're there just like oh it's my favorite clips to watch and then the people are like or they die laughing the worst is where the people i and i can i be honest i get a little mad at them even though it's not their fault at all when people are on the jumbotron and they don't realize they're on the jumbotron i'm like look yeah it's always the split last second and they're like they're they're like and then it cuts away and you're like look that's the obvious dumbass that's the opposite of what you're talking about you're like you're spending all this money and you're gonna watch the jumbotron exactly it's not enjoying they're actually doing the right thing i'm the problem no you're not i also hate those people too um it's not a justified emotion so hard it's what i feel no they fucking suck i hope they die yeah no hey i didn't say that i hope they trip running 110 miles per hour and then get shredded to dust by the road it does make me think about the uh that cold play concert again that shit was that was truly hilarious i think she went on a talk show to be like what the hell stop this ruined my life so i i'll never forget i think i think i had given birth like two days ago and my sister was staying with us and she's like oh my god i'm not so this cold play thing and i was like and that's she was just like man oh man this cold thing it's crazy like look at this picture oh my god everyone at my work is freaking out about it and i was like i made a human did i was like i was not there yeah and then later i went oh my god there was this cold play thing and h is like yeah yeah welcome back yeah it was welcome back really it was really sad do you know what the thing is if they didn't react oh no buddy i get i get why they did but nobody would have noticed oh they i mean chris martin literally goes oh i think they're cheating he literally was like well that response uh yeah you guys are cheating and then she was head of hr yeah like it's like dude i know all the way down it's bad don't don't just don't cheat yeah it was pretty bad but anyways uh okay okay i have okay ginger snaps smells i love ginger snaps ginger mint uh spice girls is this favorite types of ice cream because i know you'd you'd pick some weird shit yeah it is you stupid idiot i love mint ice cream ginger ice cream it's literally my favorite i've never even mashed tea malone says the best ginger ice cream i've ever had i knew that persian ice cream when you've talked about sweets and ice cream you like more of the like i thought you were gonna get messed up with ginger and mint mint ice cream yeah i i don't like mint ice cream but i know like a lot of people do amanda and i love it oh my god i do not like mint ice cream okay here are the other ones mango mango lavender i love lavender but i put rose i prefer rose over lavender i've never had rose ice cream but i love rose as a flavor okay you need to go to mashy malone's because they do a saffron pistachio malone's dot sun malone nasty i'm probably saying it wrong mashy malone's okay it's persian and it's it sounds incredible saffron pistachio rose ice cream that sounds expensive that sounds no it's so good and then toffee is like my last favorite it's great but they have a ginger with real ginger in it so good i've got some dude the other day i got some pints that i put in my you nasty boy okay slow down i got some i got some it's like i got some crazy ice cream in my freezer oh my god i got horchata ice cream sounds great yum oh my god sounds good i had some of that last night i was losing my mind you were doing what what are you talking what were you doing while you're eating the ice cream i'm eating the ice cream i don't do anything whoa i am what do you eat the ice cream at your table no i ate it in the i ate in the kitchen i truly pull it out of the freezer throw it in the microwave for five seconds stop five seconds just to soften it up i've gone back and forth between thinking each of you was weird in this conversation and now you're losing no he's the one who's so they're so i never throw it in the frozen i know but i guess i just deal with it a tiny bit yeah okay i guess i just i've never met anyone who also microwaves their ice cream oh yeah just for like a little like five seconds just five seconds you think that's doing one because i don't like it no it absolutely does it so you're just in your kitchen completely bottomless eating ice cream just a tank top no bottom and i am eating ice cream i truly do i that's crazy yeah absolutely you don't watch a movie or anything like i don't eat it for that horror movie i truly like he does like three bites not fully three bites but like you know a little bit and then i cover it back up put in the freezer and then i'm i want to take my it's like a stop i'm not i'm not sitting down with it i'm mine is like scoop a little bowl i sit down with oh no i'm i'm it's for me it's like bam whoa we're stopping by we're having some ice cream we're getting out of here what's your favorite ice cream see i love kind of all of them yeah i really do except for me no i don't dislike chocolate if i was like if i was like on a vacation it's like oh all we have in the freezer is chocolate chip mint ice cream or just fully mint ice you don't even know the name it's mint yeah it's crazy i kind of let it slide because he's being a dickhead right now so i really let it if i was if i was sitting like if i was somewhere and it's like all we have is mint chocolate chip ice cream i'd be like i will have a bowl of that and i will enjoy it so in my freezer though i have horchata yum i have uh like a uh chocolate like or it's not a chocolate it's a uh like a cookie dough like vanilla fuck me uh crazy yum um and then i have uh what's oh it's the graham central station it's it's a graham ben and jerry's no it's from handles oh it's a graham cracker flavored ice cream that also has like pieces of graham cracker that are like really softened up because of the ice cream it's crazy have y'all done afters because afters has an ube brownie ube brownie ice cream i love ube it's it'll change your life uh afters ube brownie and they've also got like cereal milk flavors like it's they got some good flavors i love good flavors like that and then also uh i ordered chocolate ice cream and they accidentally didn't send me chocolate it's so it says chocolate on the like top and then i opened up and i'm like this is definitely not chocolate and i don't know what it is but it's delicious you got a misprint that's valuable i fucking love it i'm like i don't know well they write it with marker like it's like oh like it's a fun place and i'm like oh you just clearly mislabeled the wrong thing and i'm like but i'm eating this and i'm loving it it's got a little bit of a cinnamon vibe to it so i don't know what it is sounds like it could be like a like a mexican hot chocolate oh that's i don't think that was one of their flavors but no you're wrong i will truly i i like i will i don't like chocolate ice cream that's the one oh me too amanda oh my god we're soulmates oh my god sorry i love i i hey i love chocolate ice cream i just chocolate and vanilla are both so good chocolate is yuckville city i don't think it's the fans are gonna come for me so hard in the comments and you know what come at me bro chocolate can suck i don't think it's gross i just think chocolate is better in like every other form where it's like okay it's a baked good okay it's a bar okay it's a bonbon but it tastes like fake yeah i love when they're like they're like every single place has like a different type of the intensity of it's like super the super double darkest chocolate ever zuma's revenge super chocolate fuck you face and i'm like yeah i'm having that the devil's sin no i just like chocolate is incredible i go through phases yeah like sometimes the chocolate gets too intense and i'm like i'm gonna take a break for a bit go to vanilla for a while but then i come back and it's it's great sounds like an abusive relationship no it's an incredible but that's how they would describe chocolate ice cream like i have an abusive it's more like romance novels where it's like i'm in love with him but now i'm in love with him and i go back oh no and there's only one bed and now i have both the ice cream i'm both ice creams and i'm standing up in my kitchen doing it yeah courtney's just like shane honey why is there a hole i'm like no it's a cylinder all right go how much time do we have left for these because i want to get through two more ideally you should you should do yours back to back okay i'll do two real quick because i can do mine anytime while shane doesn't want me to okay um here we go here we go you like chocolate ice cream my cat's forehead uh favorite things to boop favorite things to lick what pizza oh favorite things to sniff oh yeah nice smells uh we got smells we got my cat's forehead pizza honeysuckle freshly ground coffee and a crisp apple candle from uh bed bath and beyond oh oh my god specific incredible yeah I I think it used to be called Autumn Day, and now it's like crisp apple. That's amazing. You know what's kind of funny? I've known you for so long, I don't think I realized that you loved pizza like that. I think pizza, it's not even about eating pizza. I think it's like going to a restaurant if you're hungry, and there's like a pizza being baked, and you smell it. If you get a whiff of that, you're like, oh, I don't even mean like, oh, it's finally delivered to me. Like pizza by the slice vibes. Being in a location where you smell the pizza being, and you're just like. That's true. Those are really, really, freshly brewed coffee, it just, it's a full, to me, smells are full on memories. Yeah. Like full on memories. If I smell something, and I'm like, I told you that one time that I went up to one of my tables that I was serving, and I said she smelled like my piano teacher. Oh, that doesn't sound good. She did not love it. Let me tell you, she didn't love it, and for a while, I didn't understand why. And now I'm like, oh. I associate that with like embalming fluid and anger. Hey. My piano teacher is wonderful. Well, that's great. She's wonderful. And gross. And dead, legally. It was a straight patchouli smell, and I had no idea what that smelled like. So I went up to her, and I was like, oh my God, you smell like my older piano teacher. Okay, well, you added an adjective to it. God. I know. No, that's a really valid, it has me thinking, fresh laundry. That's like, especially bed sheets just put down. That almost made the cut. What's it called when you know that rain? It's about to rain. Petrichor. Petrichor. Or when it's. Oh, I love that smell. I love like that fresh rain smell. That like foggy rain. Oh, yeah. Also ocean, like an ocean breeze if you like get to the. That also almost made the cut. A tropical ocean breeze. Yes. We don't get it here in California. No, we don't. Not really. You can be literally right next to the ocean, and it does not necessarily smell like the ocean here. Sometimes it does. Go to Monica Pier, and you'll smell something. Oh, yeah. That's something different. You'll smell Amanda's piano teacher there. Still cooking in the summer. Yeah. Still cooking. Can I fire off two more really fast? Yeah. Because I want to get it through a silly one and a real one. All right. Yeah. Saw. Horror movie. Favorite type of dust. Stop it now. Blade. Movies with Wesley Snipes in it. He's not in Saw. Favorite cutting tools. You're probably on the right path. Machete. Yeah. Favorite things to slice. With. With. Thank you. Favorite characters that are also a cutting thing. That felt vague. Well, because it's like Saw is a character, and Blade is a character, and Machete is a character. Yeah. Crank. Favorite movies. With Jason Statham. Favorite sharp movies. Okay. I can't handle you right now. Also these types of things. Bolt. Yeah. These are all movies. What if these just happen to be your top five favorite movies? So his is like too vague, right? Yeah. He's not going to win this round. All right. Okay. I think. I think they're like thriller movies, or Bolt is a Disney movie. They're my favorite tools that I've purchased. I don't know what you're talking about with all these movies. You purchased a Saw? Yeah. I've got multiple. Damn. Take a photo and send it to me. I've got a circular saw. I've got a jigsaw. Whoa. Jigsaw. I don't think I own any saws. I've got three. You can steal one if you're fast enough. Yeah. Circular saw is intense. Thanks. It's for tools. Yeah. Whoa. I just wanted to steer you guys a little silly wrong. Whoa. I was like on a totally- It just happens to be five of your favorite tools. Those are like real. That's a real one. I made it to sound like movies. That was awesome. Thanks. Machete? Machete. Of those five, what's your favorite movie of those? Saw. Ew. Over Blade? Blade rocks. I haven't seen- Blade rocks. Well, I haven't seen Blade in forever, though. I don't really remember. Saw, no thanks. I don't want to rewatch those, even though I liked them. No. I've never seen Crank. I had someone tell me, he's like, you should watch Crank. Dude, that movie's amazing. It also does not, like, it did not age well at all. And I'm like, you want me to watch this movie? Does he have to have sex to keep up his adrenaline? He's just like, I'm going to fuck everything in Saw. I'm going to have to fuck while I draw. It's like- I'm going to have to fuck you, man, to keep up my adrenaline. The most 2008 shit to ever come out. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know about any of those movies. I've never seen it, but- Jason Statham, I'm sorry, but he can't do no wrong. I love him. Oh, yeah, he's awesome. The Transporter? Bolt, I watched while I was at a dentist once. Oh, shit. I think, forever ago. What? Forever ago. The Wonder Dog. I think I would- Do they have the sound on? I think I'm a- How long were you sitting there? Where they put those glasses on, you could watch a movie. Oh, yeah, they, like, peel your eyelids back, and they make you watch something, and then the guy from Clockwork Orange pops out. I think it was- Can I throw out one more really quick one? Yeah. Kakapo? You mean cockapoo? Kakapo. Okay, keep going. Oh, God, what is this? Takahe? You know, I'm going to- I don't, I don't. The Kereru? These have got to be types of, like, birds, like extinct birds. Birds in Japan. Victoria-crowned pigeon. Oh, okay. Birds. Favorite domesticated birds. Birds not in America. Ptarmigan. Birds that fly over the ocean. You're on the right track. I am? Or, I mean, just in general. Perching, like, birds that perch. Birds that mate with one other bird. Oh. That's clever. No, it's just very- My top five, like, very round birds. Oh, are they all very round? So, big, big, little roundies. Yeah, just little round little birds. Aw, see, I, like, went to a- Very smart place. Yeah. I, I, I know the, I'm not going to do, I'm not going to do that here. What? I'm not here to, like, flex and be like, I know this thing about all these birds. Oh, I am. Do you have a, do you have a favorite bird? If you even have to think about it, I don't know how we can talk anymore. I like a heron a lot. Wow, okay, good pick. I also love a cardinal. Nice. Um. Solid choices. I'm a hummingbird bitch. You know I love that. I love that. You know I'm going to be 95 staring at my hummingbird feeder waiting for the next one to get there. Yeah, I'm going to have a hat. With a hummingbird feeder right here. And I'm just going to sit outside. That's a heavy hat. I saw, I saw some earrings the other day that were like, it was a hummingbird and with like a little clasp. And so it's just like, it's drinking out of your earlobe. I didn't get it because that's kind of gross, but it's cool. So my, my Vava is like, that's her favorite bird is hummingbirds. So for my wedding, I got these hummingbird earrings. I genuinely love hummingbirds. That's so sweet. I love hummingbirds too. Uh, they are such assholes to each other. They, they fight aggressively. I have a hummingbird feeder on one of my windows right now and every now and then a hummingbird will like fly up and get closer and be like, yeah, like get close and then you'll watch it. And like two seconds go by and he's trying to get up there to like get some, some sugar. And then immediately another hummingbird will appear in the distance. Like, and it's like, Oh fuck. And it's like, like runs and they start chasing each other. I'm like, damn, they don't give each other a break. I told you not to come to 25th and Broadway. They're like, I told you if I saw you here again, I'd kill you. They're so intense. I like, I saw one, um, like it kept, it kept running into my window and I had to like figure out how to get it to stop. And apparently it was seeing its reflection and trying to fight it. So I had to like turn off the lights inside. But also the other day, there's, I don't know, like a year ago, it wasn't the other day. I'm sorry for lying. Um, I saw a hummingbird outside and then when it flew away, it flew all the way to the tippy top of a massive tree. And I was like, obviously they fly. And I guess that makes sense. But I've never thought about them being higher than like yay tall. It's probably where their nest, their birds nest is. I don't know. Cause I've seen birds nests, like also yay tall, just around, but like watching it go that far up to a tree, I was just like, holy shit. Like it is something you don't think about hummingbirds going high up in the air. No. What's for them. I wonder what's their max altitude. I think they go pretty crazy because they also get to a point where they stop going after the bird feeders and they start like eating bugs in the air so that they can get protein and then like cross the fucking ocean. Oh. Cause it's like bulking season. Yeah. My mom knows. My mom knows a lot. Apparently there are some hummingbirds that can go 17,000 feet. 17,000 feet? Bad ass. That's crazy. And they're going to dive bomb one flower. Bad ass. That's crazy. That's, hey, sometimes when you think you know that all there is to know about hummingbirds, sometimes there's even more. Um, okay. I have, I want to end on one of mine, but you go. I think it'll be funny for you. I have a dumb one. Uh, two, one, three. So you have to do five. You're not going to get it off. You're not going to, I know, but it's just two, one, three, two, one, three, your social security number. Yeah. Uh, top five, uh, or top three, um, amounts of popcorn when you're grabbing popcorn out of a bowl. Oh, what? Only two. I don't know. No, he's a hungry boy. He dropped like 17. Oh, okay. Yeah. Cookies before bed. Yeah. The amount of cookies before bed. Bowls of cereal before bed. Two. Bitch. I know you're eating. I know you're eating massive bowls of cereal before bed. I just talked about eating ice cream. You can do whatever you want, Shane. Standing up, naked over the sink, eating ice cream. You'll have a cereal too. Oh, cocktails. How many cocktails? Cocktails on the weekend. That's, that's pretty nice. Top five, uh, prime numbers. What? Okay. Um, one's not a prime number. Okay. Move on. What is it? I don't know. What's the category? My God. Okay. It's typically the best in trilogies. Two is always the best in a trilogy. Followed by one, followed by three. Three always kind of sucks. You're so right. Two is always the best. Return of the King. Is that going to say High School Musical? and I agree with this. Return of the King. But Two Towers is probably the best in Lord of the Rings. I do love Two Towers. Empire Strikes Back is the best in the original Star Wars. Like, it just typically, now that's not the case for the prequels of Star Wars. Shrek 2. Shrek 2. Shrek 2 is so good. Just in general, 2, kind of always. 2. The number one. I like that. Kingdom Hearts 2. All right. Damn, I have so, okay, that's funny. Top responses to something that isn't funny. Top five worst things to hear after you say a joke. Oh. Oh God, I don't know what that is. Not that fart again. Top five things you don't want to hear your doctor say. Is this, I don't know. Tight butt. Is this when, responses when your son farts? No, it's adorable when he farts. Okay. I don't ever go tight butt. I don't know. I'm just like, I don't know. What? I don't know. This is you right now. Oh, dad, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Okay, last one. Aquaphor in every pocket? Things you've said to Shane. Things you've said to me. On this podcast. Things I'm thinking when Shane talks. Okay. You've said these all out loud. Well, 'cause yeah, Shane is all aquaphor in like every jeans, right? That's lore now? I just discovered that. It was on the episode that just came out. Yes. Boom. Wow. When Miles went, "Is it the tube or the tub?" And I got both, but this one happens to be tube. Okay. That's just a tub. Well, not tub. Not tub. I don't ever have a tub in my pocket. We can end on that one even though I have so many, but we can do it again. Well, we'll save those for next time. Yeah. Pretty cool. Yeah. This was the most fun I've ever had. I'm so glad, dude. Oh my goodness. Top five times I've had fun. Number one, this. Number one, this. Wow. Definitely top, you know, up there. Anyway. Yeah. That image, that's a core memory. Damien, we love you. That was great. Thank you so much for being on the new set. Thanks for having me. We missed you. Missed you, too. And thanks for sharing your top fives. Hey, my absolute pleasure. Yeah. Shane, where can people find you? Yeah. Chocolate Ice Cream Eating Boy on YouTube. Chocolate Ice Cream Villain Eating Boy. That's going to be my new YouTube channel where I joke about chocolate ice cream eating boy. Yeah. Oh my gosh. That's going to be my new YouTube channel where I joke about chocolate ice cream eating *laughing* Chocolate ice cream villain eating boy. That's gonna be my new YouTube channel where I just eat chocolate ice cream. I don't talk. And here I go again. So this is the fetish thing, right? I'm crying. Yeah, here I go again. This is the dark, dark chocolate villain one. *laughing* Bye everybody! Bye! *laughing*