#149 - Can You Guess Our Top 5?

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Anyways, check them out and here's the show. Here's the show. Get your bundle. Hi, welcome to Smosh mouth. I'm Shane and I'm Amanda and we have a wonderful guest with us today. His name is Damien. Thank you so much for having me. I really do appreciate it. It's lovely being here. I love the show. I love what you guys do. Thank you. Thank you, Damien. Yeah, thank you so much. And since today we're doing top fives, you are you're in that list of my top fives. Oh, thank you. Yeah. Of what? Just top five? Yep. Cast. Whoa. Holy shit. All right. We won't say who the rest of them. Yeah. We will not speak on who the rest of them are. Yeah. Or where you place in the top five. Correct. Oh, I was never going to. But you are on that list. I could see myself being assaulted for. So five to me is the best. Oh, what? What in what world is that? What? Yeah. No, no. And I was kidding. That's so funny. So what I don't love is I switch it up. I said I think I'd be a solid four. And then you said just to clarify five is the best. Yeah. So you were saying that you were second, but I messed it up. So now you're saying you're not second. You're a second the last. Right. Of five. Of course. Out of all the cast. Yeah. So pretty good. I don't get a medal. I mean, it's very nice. Thank you. Yeah. Absolutely. And and Selena put her top five of something. So we're not saying what our top fives are. Yeah. So Selena on the felt board wrote lap crop mountain muffin carrot. Damien, I said, we figured it out. And I said, how dare you? So these are Selena's five favorites of some category Amanda. Look into your heart. You know what this is. lap crop mountain muffin carrot. Yeah. Selena is definitely being silly because some of these, we got to straight up silly goose situation on their hands. Yeah. Is it silly or is it real? Some of them are silly. It is, it's clever. It can be clever and silly. Yeah. I'm transported back to like middle school and high school, like right before a big test. Uh huh. Where it was like, no, no, no, I don't want to do this. Can I ask off the topic? Like you're not guessing what what are these five words remind you of? Like what are you hiking hiking crop and lap? Nothing. Well, not those two. Shane, you did have for an answer. She gave her off the top. Oh my God. This is why I love Damien because he protects me from your crazy ass. And this is why I love Amanda. She doesn't need protecting. But I like this. That's right. Yes. Shane. Um, truly. Oh, no. So what happened is I look at one word and I got it. Yeah. Of course mountain. Muffin coffee. You know, my brain went to candy first. I was like, Oh, what if it's candy mountain? And then I think this is the problem. This is not like a category thing. This is a little bit more of a word game here. Oh, you might not be as like. Oh, what's the word that goes after all? I will say someone in the office was like, I never watch you guys. I only listen to smash mouth audio. And then I felt really bad. Oh, because we're all doing these like really. I'm so sorry. I felt really, really guilty. And then I was like, why do I wear cute things? What is the point? Well, it does, like it's the purpose of a podcast a little bit. Well, when I'm listening, I want to know like, okay, did these people put an effort though? Yeah. And it's just listening. Dan Wang, new shoes, new shirt. Top. You got it. Do she do that because your last name is top. No, my name is not in the top five. This is our top fives. So it's our top five tops. That is bril yacht. So it's for the people who can't see in the audience is laptop, crop top, ring rope, cropped mountain top, muffin top, care top, care top, care top. That was a fun guy. Remember that comedian? Boy, oh boy. He's around. He's still around. He's alive. He's on steroids. But yeah, I haven't seen him or heard of him in a long time. Now you have care top. Here he is. Okay. Yeah, mount top is cool. Laptop, I like crop top. I can't relate to, but I know I'm sure some people really enjoy wearing those. So yeah, I would kill this to you in a crop top. I'd pay money. If I could, I don't need to have the best spot in the world. I want the like fresh cash. X men in the 80s, like crop top. I've got a six pack. I love that. Maybe so cool. Yeah. How are you, Damien, by the way? You know what? It's your first time on the new set. Oh, yeah. Really? Yes, it is. I mean, for this, I think I've, I've, I kept being like, we should have him and you kept being like, I don't think that's a good idea. Yeah. That's Shane. No, I've been good. I've been traveling a lot, but I'm back in town and it feels good. I will say the new set is beautiful. What I'm realizing for all of our new sets, though, the one luxury that I've lost with a new beautiful set is I can't like sit cross-legged and put my shoes on stuff anymore because I feel bad because it's all a really nice set. Wait, you sure you don't want to put your shoe on our nice table? I will. It will crumble the dust, but I'm happy too. Okay. Yeah. Selena said you can and what she says goes. It's also a brand new, I've got brand new shoes, so if you are audio listening, he went from the bottom up. Yeah, he sat on an opposite style. My shoes, I bounced on it crazy style. The table. Me at the internet drive-through, can I get my burger upside down style? They've probably had people do that in die laughing. Yeah. And they hate you. You're by yourself. You pull up. You're like, wow, hey, I'm Shane Topp. You know what I need to do? Okay. The next time I go to a drive-through for fast food, I need to be ordered by myself by the way. I need to be ordered, but I need to talk as if there are other people in the car. Courtney's just waiting in the parking lot. Where the fuck are you? Can I get a number three? And what do you guys want? What do you want? Oh my god. Yeah. No, we can't have that. And I order like that. And then I pull up and it's just me. And they're like, oh, they wouldn't be the food for free. Yeah. Why would they ever? Because they're scared. Well, it's a psychological robbery. They don't care. You're right. They don't care. They're not going to remember that you played the trick. They're just going to see you laugh against yourself. It's also not a trick. It's like just making their day worse. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The worst thing working in fast food is probably people being like, what do you guys want? It's like, no, that's what the pre-menu was for. You get to decide that. So you're just doing that unnecessarily. It's ideas. I rarely get much time at the pre-menu. That is true. I try to. The pre-menu at a fast food place, the drive through. You're pulling up and you want to have more time to look at it. But sometimes you don't get the time. You got to hurry. Yeah. Especially with Taco Bell because like they and I shout out to Taco Bell. They're always adding new stuff where they're like, do you know, we do like fried chicken tenders now with a crazy chipotle sauce. Well, we have it. Yeah. It's just today. And you're like, Oh God, did it fall off the back of the truck? I have to get it. The crazy sauce. I can't see everything. You've got new stuff. Wait, you have to set some like car boundaries. You have to be like, give me a second. I'm looking at the menu. I'm too anxious to stop before like you got to keep it moving. Shane, are you the type of person who sees a perfectly good parallel parking spot? And you're about to do it, but people are beeping at you so then you just, you know, then you drive off. People have never beeped at me while I'm trying to get into, but it does suck. You have to go kind of past it. Yeah. And then someone tries to pull in behind you. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. See, this is too high. My shoes are brand new. Can I put it on your, can I put it on your lovely sofa? Oh, amazing. Thank you. I don't make the right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How sure? Yes. You may. Those are good shoes. Thank you. This, this sofa is lucky to have shoes like that on it. That's the weirdest thing a guy could ever say. By the way, I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure dudes have said weird or thing. You smell different when awake. I mean, I didn't watch true crime. Dude, say weird. Yeah, you must be aroused. You smell different. Yeah. Oh, okay. See, they're you, you found it. Vampires say that pepper. It's like pepper. Oh, wow. I'm still, I'm still getting asked that all the time, especially when, oh, yeah. So, I'm doing, I'm doing well. I've been doing a lot of conventions. But one, at least once per convention, someone will ask, like, hey, I got to ask, like, what is the deal with pepper? Like, what is the joke behind that? And I'm like, it's not, it's a nothing joke. There is nothing. There is nothing. and I think that really blows people's minds. - Yeah. - They really can't handle that. - That is actually nothing. That's what's funny about it, is that there's nothing to do. - Yeah, it's like when I say really dumb things on videos and then I see like a fan come up to me and be like, "Poop in the ocean if you must." And I'm like, I said that. - Sometimes you don't remember saying the thing, 'cause it's been like five months and you didn't see it after that. - Can I be completely honest? - Please. - No, people, fans, fans were for so long and they were saying, "Krisson's in hand, I was alone." And I completely forgot that I-- - It's the guardic phone. - What is? - I completely forgot that I was part of that at all. And until I saw the clip again, I was like, "Oh my God, that's right." I was, people have to understand, we're in like a million videos. - But there are things that I do remember. That I've said. - Oh, it seems I remember. - Like wheat grass. - Yeah, yeah, it's a classic. - Yeah, it's a classic. Remember when you put a hole through my hand during that video? - Like a stigmoda? Like, what are we talking about? - You don't remember this? - I don't. I did-- - So you put like a-- - I did remove most of eat it or eat it. I had a point I was reading a book recently and my brain was like, "Hey, you're only gonna retain this "if you remove something." And I was like, "Uh, let me get rid of you." - Yeah, eat it or eat it. - All those memories. - I did get a compilation on TikTok recently of like, "What are those moments between me "and specifically Tommy?" And I'm like, "It was funny, but I was like, "I don't remember most of what are those." - What do you mean, "What are those?" It was a show format that I hosted. - Was that when you were in a purple tux, and you were like that? - It was like, pink and bright neon, yeah. - Okay, I think that was like, really early on when I was on Smosh, and I was in one video about that. And it was like, houses in Florida? - That was a, they were like, trying to change up the format. And that's like-- - Oh, that's the one that I was in. - That's the death now of a show, where they're like, "What if we do it real different now?" - Everything. - And they're like, "Okay, we gotta get around." - Mom. - It was a fun show. - Yeah, it was fun. I don't drink caffeine anymore, and that was part of, that was a crux of-- - At all? - I haven't for like a long time. - Good for you. - I lied. When I was in London a couple of weeks ago, I did have some English breakfast tea. - You'll have a tea, but you're not like a caffeine drinker. - I can't do it, yeah. - Good for you. - No, you were psychotic in what are those? - Yeah, I would have like, well, it was ninja milk at the time, or like a, I think like a Celsius or something, and then just, let me-- - Ninja milk. - Ninja milk. - Is that milk just for ninjas? - Yeah, you kind of have to join a exclusive vlog. - That's crazy. - No, it was another YouTuber's energy drink that they made and gave to Ian, and I was like, "I'll try this," and then-- - Yeah, I love it. - And then you-- (laughing) - You feel like his parent right now. - And then you drink-- - And then he drinks so much. - And you try a lot of it. Yeah, you were psycho back then. I'm so glad you still-- - We had an episode of a show called Hacking Off. - That show was fun. - Yeah, we're demons. I don't try different types. - Boys can get away with anything. - What are you talking about? - If I said tits out, they'd be like, you guys are a slutty. - You've been saying-- - I'm pretty crazy shit all day and I guarantee you what's going to be the news. - That's not a camera. If I said like, boobies wanna get some? Like, that's my-- - I mean, half the compilations I see on TikTok are you and Angela and Courtney saying she'll like that. - That's such a lie. - Roll the clip. - So anyways, Hacking Off? - Hacking Off. - Oh, oh, so you're doing it, okay. - Meat kisses. - Present. - Present tense. - What is the show? - We would try DIY hacks. Like, there's online, there'd be like, oh, these types of hacks and they're all stupid. - And we'd make our own versions of water better. Like, I brought in my version of like, this isn't this better and then-- - Oh, that's fine. - And it always failed. It always was horrible. - Yes. - I am. Duncan left and right. - No, not him. I would say both of ours, both of ours. But that was like part of it. - Oh, okay, that's cute. - But it was a great time. But I remember one time before we shot one of them, Damien had had so much caffeine that you were like losing your mind. - Yeah. - Was it ninja milk or caffeine? - No, that didn't last long, it was caffeine. (laughing) - Roll that clip, that's what I was saying. - I do need to stop drinking coffee for like a week. - Really? - You're gonna get a headache, honey. - Yeah, absolutely. - Maybe. - I have some, a plenty of days I only have one cup of coffee. - If you stopped, called Turkey, you're gonna get a headache. - You're not, you have to stop, I'm only drinking a cup of coffee some days. - You could try one sip. - And that's enough? - I just, I promise you, you're gonna get a headache. - Okay. - I say double down, go in the other direction. Make a mocha pot every morning. - So much. - Producer yourself. - No, no, no, no. - I mean, I love coffee. - Me too. - I like the routine of it. - Yeah, that's how I am. I can switch to decaf. - As a decaf drinker now, it's okay. - That's my problem, I don't like the taste of it too often. - It's fine, it just tastes like trash. - You do end up missing the like, come up where you're like, I'm waking up. You'll drink it and be like, this is warm and I have to poop, that's great. And that's, that's it. - What? Coffee gets warm. - No, I know, I know. - I love it. - Not disagreeing. - I'm gonna say something that's so random, but it made me think of it. So, for the first time the other night, my son scared me and has nothing to do with coffee. - He was just chilling there and also, he just pulled out a knife and you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, and he was just like, - No, no, I wish it was like, I wish it was like as obvious as that. It showed me that I watched too many horror movies and be my son, like sometimes him and my husband do fun things together and then he does it to me and I'm like, what is that? So, I was holding him, cuddling, ready for bed and he had his head on my chest and then he looked up and went, (cheering) - Oh my God. Okay, yeah, that's scary. - Oh yeah, so he did the grudge at you. (laughing) - I'm not even exaggerating. And then he went like this. (laughing) - Oh yeah, no, I'm-- - And I was like, don't freak out, Amanda. And then I, I naturally-- - You're giving me a pomplay. - I'm actually-- - I'm glad you're such a good parent because me, I'd be like, oh, I'm throwing it in. I was like, oh, seriously? I turned around to be like, is there a demon behind me? I literally went like this. I went, stay calm, because he looked at me and he was like, (groaning) - That's scary. - And I was like, find out your son has asthma and you were like, yeah, I thought it was a demon, but I had to take him in. - And so he kept doing that nonstop. And then finally, I just had to like push through it. No. (laughing) - Sorry. - I had to shake his ball. - He was watching me. - He's running so fast. - Sorry, I've been, I've been recording - I'm kidding, I'm kidding. - I'm kidding, you have permission. But anyways, he was, I was just rocking him and then finally I put him down. And I went up to H and I was like, I had like my first moment of like fear. Cause this apparently happens with parents, where they have like moments of fear. - Yeah. - Remember when we saw the John Mulaney stand up and he talked about his son in the rear-view mirror? - Yeah. - And he was like, I wanna be called, who shall not be named or something. - No, he wanted to be called like a scary man or something. - A scary man or something. - Like yeah, I had a joke about it. - Kids get scary. And also like horror movies. - Kids are crazy on that. - Fuck. - But this was my first time ever being scared. And I went up to H, I was like, so this happened. He was like, oh, I'm like, what? He's like, sometimes I do that. Like, I'm like, so they mimic everything you do. And randomly one day he was going to do this. And I was like, I don't know what that is. Where'd you get that? And then H does it to him. - I used to do it as a baby. - Oh man. - So H is just teaching him scary shit. - I guess, but like, first time I was scared by my son. And that was fantastic. - And it will be the last. - It will not be the last. - Maybe I need to take a break from horror movies. But I love that. - He's about to say it. - Maybe I need to take a break from my son. - Hey man, I need to nuts. - He's been gaslighting. - Most of the, when the animals come out with him. Is that a thing you can do? - Of nature. - Of nature. - Of course. - Yeah. - Definitely. - See how that worked with. - Are you pointing at Harambe? - Harambe? - No. - No, it didn't, because we got shot. - Anyways, I'm going to start with my, one of my top five. - Okay, so what we're doing today. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Let's explain it. - We'll talk about top fives in general. But you're going to read out five things that are a top five of something. And we're guessing what the list is. - Yes. - Cool. - Okay. I wonder if I should start strong or just middle it. I'm going to go middle it. - Yeah, middle it. - Okay, here are my top fives. - Okay. - And obviously the first one that I read is my top. - Oh, I don't, I don't have a- - Oh, we don't like that. - I mean, that's fine. I'm saying I don't have mine ordered. - Oh, yeah, it's fine. It's just a category. - Okay, fine. - But we'll know that this is your, you're starting with number one. - Yeah. - Cool. - Yeah. - Sand. - Okay. - Ocean. Ferry carpet. Cool tile. Clay balls. - Okay, this is favorite things to like lay down in. Like to- - Favorite things to have on your feet? - Yes, Damien is. - Oh. - Wow. - Thanks. - Those are good clay balls. Yeah. - Damn. - You guys know what I'm talking about. - Clay balls. - Clay balls. - Like like a Korean spa. - Yeah. - I ended up getting those like lacrosse style like therapy balls. So like- - Oh, dude. - The knots and the- I gotta, I gotta massage a few weeks back. And I don't do that. I was like, but I was like, God, I'm so tense after you know, being on planes and stuff. And you guys, my energy is better. Like, you got knots out of my back where I'm like, have I just been carrying this shit for like six years? - Yes. - Did you get a massage where they, it's like they're beating you up or a massage that's like a little more like- - It hurt a lot. - Yeah, I think it's better. - Oh, whatever I get a massage, I'm like, I want you to try to kill me. - Yeah. - Break my bones. - Yeah, truly. It's not like a, people like, whenever I see massage, is advertised and feel like soothing, relaxing. Like that is not my experience and I don't want it to be. - I can go to sleep. - Why? - Yeah. - But the only thing is you have to be really careful when you send your mom to one of those massage places when she's visiting, 'cause she's not prepared. (laughing) I literally send her to my favorite place where they fuck you up. Like your ribs are this close to cracking and she got out and she was like, I mean, I felt like I needed to, you know, say uncle. (laughing) I was in there, she's like, they slapped me. - They truly do like WWE finishers on you sometimes where they're like, get up on the table and they're like pulling your leg. - Yeah. - And it's like stretching your quads in a great way. - From the top rope. - But it's like truly, it's like, it's like-- - Finish that. - And they're, when they like truly step on your neck, they're like stepping on my neck. - Okay. - I don't know if they're supposed to do that on their neck. - Like we spot in like Korean spots when they like get it, they have the bars high above. - Yeah, the lady at the bar, they're like stepping, they're stepping on your neck and they would walk on your back up to basically my neck. - That's crazy. - You got special treatment. - People are nodding their heads. I'm not alone in this. - Wow. - Wow. - Yeah. - Also, I did not mean to detract that much from your top five. I just thought of all the fear of people. So, oh my God, it changed. 'Cause you asked who it was and there it was. - No, I love it. I mean-- - That's what we do. - That's those are the massages that I love. And also, I will say witnessing people get into a clay ball room is probably the funny thing. - I've never been in a clay ball room. - Whoa, guys, if you want to have-- - Is it like a ball pit? - Okay, little clay balls that are like this, it's dead silent and you're laying there and the balls are warm. It feels amazing and you're laying there. - And then some cute pops up out of the balls. - He's like, I've been here for five days. - No. - Oh! - No, you're not even scared me, guys, stop. (laughing) - I lost a fly down there. (laughing) - Where my foot flies? - No, people try to come in and get to their spot and they just, they walk and they're like, oh, ow, oh, shit, oh god. - So I'm imagining the whole surface of the ground is covered with clay balls, so it's like a Scooby-Doo slipping on marble situation. - Pretty much, but they're trying to get to their spot but they're just like struggling. - Sounds like it gonna be hard to relax when someone's like, fuck, it is really hard. - Jesus Christ, ow! - It is really hard. - It's one of your favorites. I'm trying to think of things that I love to step on. Like, I'll be beneath my feet. That's a really nice one. Ooh, you know, when you're walking on tile and then in your barefoot, you're walking on tile and then you make your way to one of those soft-like padded like mats. - Yes. - And you get to step off something really like concrete onto something really soft. - Yes. - That moment is amazing. - That moment is nice. - I like that a lot. I think honestly, the top five that you gave other than clay balls 'cause I don't know, that's like, wood more or less to be mine, like a really comfortable carpet, like a really soft. But one thing I do love is going outside and there's like hot concrete but not too hot and then hearing your bare feet and you're like, ooh, this is a good level of like hot. - I can't stay on this for long. - I don't get that. - People like to feel a little bit of the burn. - A little bit of the burn. Like I don't do well in heat, but if I'm like, I only need to be out here for a minute and I. - Do you like like hot leather seats though? You know when you go into someone's car and it's been in the sun for too long and you're like, oh! - I don't love hot leather seats, but I don't mind the, I think I've brought this up before on Smosh and stuff. I don't mind the really hot air for just like 30 seconds. Like getting in the car and being like, wow. Just like, oh, it's the, it's full of infrared. - Wow. - And then you turn on the air. - So hot concrete. - Hot concrete. - What else? Anything else? Like fuzzy socks I was also thinking about. - Hot. - Very gently, my cat. Like if I'm laying on the sofa and my cat's sleeping there and I'll just be like, - What is happening? - My cats don't tolerate that for some reason. - Frayah just loves being her. - Wow. - Little little little feet on the cat. - And cats are so weird with what they do tolerate and then don't. - Toppants is getting better, but yeah, yeah, learning the way. - Learning the way he's like. - The way of you letting your feet on. - Not the feet, but actually he did sniff my towel the other day. But no, like more of it, like. - He do. (laughing) - You like off your like, why are my feet wet? He's like. (laughing) - Yeah, I'm raising it to be a perfect. He just like curled into my tummy and he's starting to be like, okay, I just want to be like near you and then he like laid against my butt the other day. Just like, so he's getting better with just like wanting the contact. - Bones has weirdly switched. He for the longest time wanted to be spooned in bed, like he would like be little spoon. He wanted to just be wrapped up and held. But nowadays he's become, for some reason, suddenly switched and he's now end of the bed cat. - He's matured. - But cats switch around and I think is, is it like like an instinctual hunting thing that they find different spots? It's like, okay, I'm like, I'm posted up here for a while. - I don't know. - And they've gone in your feet. - But they never stay in one place for that long. - I can't. - They'll be like, he'll be at the end of the bed for a while and then he's gonna find a new spot that he chills in. - Freya has decided that this like, this one stuffed animal next to the sofa on the right is like her new spot and at first I was worried 'cause it was right before I was about to travel a bunch and she's just sitting there half under the sofa in this weird spot. I'm like, what's wrong? What is different? Why are you hiding and sleeping in this weird spot? And it turns out that's just her new thing. - That's just what she wants. - Wow. - Damien, do you wanna read a top five? - I would love to do all of it. - Would you? - Here I go. - Scarlet, gold, yellow, one you can't sweat out. Saturday night. Oh, okay, yeah. I got it. - What is it? - It's a fever. - Yeah, top five types of fever. - So you love Scarlet fever the most? - This is the best. High mortality rate, it's so. - One you can't sweat out. - Okay, that's really, really good. - It's gonna get the disco album and I love it. - I was just struggling with Scarlet. - Yeah, Scarlet fever, gold fever, yellow fever. - I've never even heard of gold fever. - Well, it's just me like, gold rush fever. Like, I've got gold fever. - No, okay, okay. - Because there's gold in-- - Different type of fever. - They're hills. - At first, I thought it was Pokemon games. - That's why I wrote Scarlet, yellow, a little twist. - I thought it was short colors. - 'Cause I thought we were gonna be naming these one by one and so I was like, I'm gonna so get Shane for the first three. - Oh, we could do it that way. - Yeah, we could. - But not for that one. - Not for that one, yeah. - And that one's done. - Now it's kind of fucked. - That one, we put to bed. This is really fun though. - Do you have a, okay, this is gonna be weird. When you get sick, is there one sickness that you get and you're kinda like, it's like kind of cool with this at times? - Honestly, I'm kind of a baby. 'Cause I, I almost such a workaholic that anything feels like, no. Now I can't do my stuff. - Yeah. - Like, I don't, I hate being sick, but there is something like, when you get like, just a mild cold and it's like the type that you're just kind of like tired and it's like, all right, you know, it almost like, because I'm a workaholic at times, it gives me the like, excuse that I'm like, I have to be down. - Yeah, you can kind of deal with it. - That's true. - But once I have like a sore throat and a fever, it sucks. - Oh yeah. - If it's throat, I'm pissed and also like, I know people who have like, major migraines and stuff, tiny headaches will take me out. - You're like such a baby. - I'm done, I'm not handle a headache at all. - I am so grateful I am someone who does not get headaches because I'm down for the count. - Yeah. - I have a mild one. - Yeah, headaches suck. - Down the count. - Now that you mention it, I don't, I don't really mind this, I don't, how do I forget this? (laughing) - Rashes all over your body. - Yeah, no, I hate that one. - I don't really mind stuff that like, makes you really go to the bathroom a bunch, like if you can just stop me like these kind of, like if I feel kinda sick and wanna throw up, that's awful, but like out the other end, I'm like, great, I'm just gonna go to the bathroom a bunch. - Yeah. - Can I be honest, this is gonna sound insane. - I can't. - And I don't want this. But like, after you have food poisoning and after like the food poisoning is like, the worst of it is done, right? And you're just exhausted. There's something a little nice about being so ex, like it feels like you're in a crater in the ground. And you're just like, well, I have to relax. - You're like, my body, my body cannot do anything. You've been cleansed. - Empty. - It looks like after like a crazy rain storm, like you open the door the next morning and like the sun is coming up and the air is clear and like, yeah, there's a shit ton of sticks everywhere 'cause half the trees went down, but yeah. - 'Cause there was a tornado outside. - Yeah, there was a tornado, of course. - That represents the diarrhea. - Right. - But then your otherwise fine. - Yeah. - No, I like that. - That is probably the only good part of being sick ever. - But I would rather have a fever and chills than be throwing up. - Throwing up is the worst, yeah. - I remember one time I was really, really sick when I was pregnant and I also had food poisoning at the same time and I think you did the same week. - Really? - Yeah. - And I was green in the face, watching all the expens, like laying in bed like this. - Well, that's what you're saying. - Yeah. - Yeah, no, really. - I've been to the hospital for food poisoning before. Like it, it. - They told me I should go in, but I did not want to throw up and age was like, you are green in the face. You are pregnant, you need to throw up and I was like, no. - I've definitely told the story of me having food poisoning on set. - Yeah. for on this show, right? Okay, I forget. - And that's it, that's organized. - And that's it, the worst food poisoning I ever had. I had it at the bowl of-- - It was on Goldberg's. - It was on Goldberg's. It was in the middle of shooting. It was in the middle of a scene. And I, my character, and he looks me in the face. I didn't say anything. He just looks at me and just goes, go to the bathroom. And I actually was just like, and I tumbled out while people were in the middle of their dialogue. And it was awful. - You can tell, but like-- - Oh yeah. - And it hits immediately. - More like shit, Bradley. - Nice. It's like a, like you're immediately sick. - Did I tell you that when we were in Denver for Reddit, I turned on the hotel TV, and it was immediately the Goldbergs. - And I was like, oh god, I'm just gonna deal with that. - No, it was cute. I watched a little bit of it, like one second or two seconds. - Okay, then I've got, I've got a, I've got it. Mine are all silly. - Okay. - I like silly. - Okay, here we go, here we go. - Okay. - 20. - Oh my god. - Five. - One. - One hundred. - Fifty. - Top five bills of cash. - Fucking nailed it, dude. - I have a feeling, me thinks I'm gonna lose this game. - There's no winning. - That is not a game. - And we're just having fun here. - And that's fine. - Well, to correct the point of order, there's no winning, there is losing. - That's really fun. So what, your favorite bill is what? - My favorite bill, okay, so my favorite bill's first is 20. 20 dollar bill is the king, right? - Like the shittiest dude on it, though. - I know, that sucks, but it is the best. - Wait, what's your favorite bill? - What's your favorite bill? - 20 dollar bill. It's just a good number to hat, like-- - Who's on that, Andrew Jackson? - Andrew Jackson, he's a huge piece of shit. - Yeah. - And he really is. - We should tell him. - This is like the worst. - Tell him, get his ass. - Five dollar bill, though. - Linkarion. - Boom. - For speed. - Yeah, the best of the presidents on there, but I just mean as a number, as like, for when you're like-- - Five is fun. - Five is a good one, because it's like, oh, this is really nice for a lot of situations. - Yes. - It can cover a lot. - 20 is like, this might be two-- - 20 is gonna have to get broken up most likely, but-- - I feel like if you're gonna bring a 20, it's probably, you probably need it for something more, and they just get you just too many 20s you have to bring. - Yeah. - And $1 bill. - I like a $1 bill. - Oh, no. - Not if you have a $1 bill, that can be really handy. - I was kiddin' crumpled. - Whoa. - So my dad loves carrying $1 bills, but he has a Dotson, and I don't know what the Dotson Steel is, but they like to burrow. - It's like, oh, what? - Do you know what Dotson-- - A Dotson. - Like a hot dog dog. - Are you saying-- - Am I wrong? - What did you say-- - It's D-A. - What did you say? - I said Dotson. - Yeah, that's not what it's called. - What's it called? - It's a Dotson, with a D-C-A. - No, it's weird. - You shut your mouth. - It's weird. - It's a shotgun. - It's a shotgun to the sun. - It's D-A-C-H-S-U-N-D. - It's like even weirder, yeah. - Dotson. - Well, he has a Dotson, and they apparently like to burrow. - Yeah. - And so my dad keeps $1 bills in his pocket. (laughing) - Shut up. - Wait. - My dad keeps $1 bills in his pocket, and sometimes he'll fall asleep on the couch, and all you see is his Dotson just aggressively burrowing in his pocket and ripping up crumpled $1 bills. So when I think of $1 bills, I just think of the Doc-A-Sun getting dollar bills out of my dad's pocket. - Why? - Is there something wrong with me? - Well, no, it's just-- - Sorry, it's something wrong with you. You just described the weirdest situation. - The dog knows currency. Why not keep like snowsages in the pocket? - Oh. - Trust me. - And your dad has not changed where he puts the, he has lost so much, well, don't victim blame. The man's being robbed. - No, no, do victim blame because my dad does the same thing. He goes, "Oh, Rosie, oh, Rosie, what are you doing?" And then he still will put his dollar bills and then have them like this, and then go, "Kshhh." And then shove them in his pocket. - Oh, that sucks. - So he goes, "Girls, girls, hold on, girls." - I got some cash. - Hold on, girls. - Get some cash. - You're just like, "Jesus, I hate a crumpled dollar." - Yeah, same. - Me too. - Oh, I do like dollar bills because it's like, I was just in Philadelphia for the first time. It was great. And like, I walked past two different street musicians. And they were both awesome. And I got to go like, "Oh, here you go." And put it in the little bin. But if it's a five, you're like, fuck, giving five bucks, it's like, I want to support, but I can't leave this five. - Nice. - But then like, you don't want to just be like, "Here's some coins that fucking nobody uses anymore." - Coin. - Like a dollar is nice. - Coinclines, the only coins that matter, I'm so sorry to say, it is quarters, 'cause laundry. - Second, we have extra differ. - Coinclines are used for their quarters. - So what is that, half dollar? - One dollar. - Oh, that's one dollar. - That's a whole dollar right there. - It's a dollar, you know. - And pennies? - Are those still in print or? - They're in circulation. I don't know if they're being printed. Two dollar bills are in circulation. - I have a two dollar bill. - Me too. - A lot of people like, think they're rare. They're only rare because people keep them thinking, "Wow, I found them." But like, they make them every year. - Really? - Yeah. - I've only ever gotten one. - Shout out to the person who paid me only in two dollar bills at the con, 'cause they were like, "I really wanted to share this and show off," and 'cause it was fresh two dollar bills from the bank, and I was like, "That's cool." - Holy shit. - You will love a lot. - Who's on the two lobes, is it? - Jefferson. - Jefferson? - I think it's Jesus. - Wow. - God is on the two dollar bills. - There's the league on the two dollar bills. - Studying for jeopardy. - Still? - Yeah. - Why are you getting on jeopardy? - I don't know. - I saw some in a hotel room. I watched a couple episodes and I was like, "Is it a lot of fun?" - I was like, "I'm so excited." I'm like, "I'm so excited." I'm like, "I'm so excited." Someone comes out and character, I'm like, "Oh my god, that is like ew." Or when someone says like a thing, I'm just like ew, but I love it. You're right. I'm horrible. Because that's like, to you, that's like, that's what's funny. I'm just like, "Ooh." Because you love like, sit fucked up characters. Yeah. I do. Most of your characters are gross. Thank you. I think like, kind of genuinely, like, your characters always have some sort of like, gross aspect to that. It's like a lot of like, they're kind of like, I want you to see my character like, if they were like, "All right, I'm going to get out of the house today, and I'm going to talk to that one guy." Yeah. And they just let it all hang out. Not physically, but like. Yeah. Because in a, either upcoming or already released episode of Bit City, you play up like a pop star, like a retired pop star, and her name is Deraya Ria. Yeah, that was a crazy episode. And that is nasty. And she is kind of nasty. And I fell so deep into her. I don't even know where Amanda was not there. It was a get out situation. No. You would, we would cut and you would stay in it. I was so low in my body that Deraya took over. And we have another episode of Bit City coming out soon where you're playing a man, and you're the, maybe the grossest man we've ever had. You are like a criminal dollar bill. I'm not a man in that episode. You're, what? What? I don't want to say the public access. Public access. Oh, okay. And then you went through it. And then you went through where he had this episode. I was like, no, not Deraya Ria. No, I'm saying you have another. No, the teenage. Okay. I thought you met the teenager one. No. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I play a man. We haven't filmed it yet. Oh. Playing the grossest man. Yeah, you get it. Is like, I love to kind of show that like that side of people that are just. Yeah. You know what I mean? That like, only their close friends get to see, but they've decided to just let it out today. Yeah. That's my favorite. I feel like Sarah Christ is sticky. She's so sticky. Yeah. She who. I feel like most of your characters have a little bit of the energy of the guy who's just fully naked in the locker room at a public gym. And he just gets a quick slap on the butt. And he's like, nice one. Give a quick slap to someone else's. Yeah. Woo. Woo. - I just wanna say that one is higher than mine. Had to do that, man. - Had to do that. - Woo! - Bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap. - Maritone, Sparrow. - Sparrow. (laughing) - You just zoom away and it's two guys, and one guy going like this, but you can only see the back of-- (laughing) - That's fine. - Or Ligord, I'll say, I'll say. - Wow! - There you go. - I turn this thing on. - I'll turn this thing on. - Let me turn this lamp on real quick. - Yeah, okay. - Bing! - Woo! - They came alive. - Cheese. - Lower than I expected. - Right. - Hey. - Okay. - So what was the theme of this episode again? - Top five. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Your eyes are soaked. - I know. - Okay. - God. I got another one, I'm ready for this. - I'm ready for it. - I'm ready for it. - Fuck yeah. - My home. - Um, okay. - Safe space. - Favorite places to be. - The Smosh office. - Places I spend most time. - Yeah. - Monday through Friday places. - I think I know it on the next one. - A nice hotel. - Best places you-- - Best places to sleep. - He doesn't sleep here. Does he? - Every people sleep here. - I don't-- - Damien's taking-- - Best places to eat food. - In airport lounge. - Most social he's had. No, what are you talking about? He's home first. Favorite places to get work done? A barn's in noble. - Favorite places to read. - Favorite place to take a dump. - Boom. - Yeah. - So-- - Smosh office. - There's a-- - Oh, I'm not a big fan. - I'm not a big fan of this place to take it. - Well it's great because-- - Barn's in noble, eh? - Oh yeah, so you've heard them about the bookstore thing? - Yeah. It's a real thing. - You know I have it. - Okay. - Okay. - Okay. - How dare you. - So it's a real-- I think it's been studied that when you walk into a bookstore for some reason, it makes you got a shit. - Do you know why? I think it's very-- - Wait, so you just said you didn't know in that video. - I didn't know, but now-- (laughing) - But now she's gonna learn your stuff. - I can't talk fast. - She's gonna learn ya. - I'm gonna catch on fast. I feel like it's very relaxing and cozy. - Yeah, I think that's part of it. - Yeah, I think there's this aspect to it that's like, oh, it's a little bit nicer than like, do you have a bathroom? Like you know they do and it's probably well put together. - Yes. - Smosh office, what I like about it is a lot of our bathrooms are gender neutral, but sometimes they're gender neutral and they're still built specifically where you're like, oh, this used to be a men's room. So you have to lock the door behind you because they can only be you in there 'cause you don't know who's gonna walk in. And there's two urinals and a still locked stall on the left. And so I'm like, I have two layers of protection. No one's gonna walk in, I can just-- - It's true, that is nice. It's great. - It's great. - Some of them, all of them are a little different though. But I love the ones that are you walking and there's a stall and you lock, you get multiple levels of protection. - Yeah, two barriers. If someone's trying to get to you, you're like, good luck, I'm gonna finish shooting before you can kill me. - No, no, no, no. - I'm gonna be falling down. - Wow. - Yeah, no, the Barnes and Noble thing is very real though. And I know that 'cause I love Barnes and Noble. I love shopping for books. - And they know about me. - Every time I would go in there. And they know about me. - They're like, here he comes. Here he comes. - Well, I'm fine when I walk in. - I'm fine. - I'm on the time out of his way. - When I walk in, I'm okay. I walk in and they're like, oh, okay. He's fine. - You pick up one of those psychology. - I'm gonna take this in there for a minute. Give it a test drive. But it's like gravity shifts when you walk into a Barnes and Noble. - It does. - And truly, you're just like, oh my God. - The employees turn and you go, go to the bathroom. - Run. - We just blew up Barnes and Noble's spot literally. - Yeah. - It's all bookstores. - Probably the same case. - Maybe. - I thought their theory was that something with like the page, like glue and stuff in the air and whatever. - I think that's giving everyone too much credit. - Yeah. - I think it's just like cozy books. - Maybe everyone's just bored as hell 'cause they hate reading. - Probably. - No. - I just like, I don't know. When you're out with, like I remember being out with my family when I was a kid, like shopping. And if you had to use the restroom, like what's the nicest option? Like, oh, that's so true. - They have a bathroom in the circuit city. Like, no, there's a Barnes and Noble, right? - There, it's true. - Do you know what I wish? I wish there was like a restaurant that you could only come and read. - I think they have, I mean, there's like no talking. - Oh, no talking. - Don't give me you wrong. I love talking to a restaurant, but like, it would be fun to, I don't know. I guess we'll do that in conversation. - You know what's? - This was such a weird culture shock experience, but in Japan, there's a ramen place called Echiron. And it's delicious. But it is a single stall ramen place. So you walk in and you don't sit with anyone. You go and you have your stall and it's blocked off from everyone around you. And even you don't see the waiters or anything 'cause their faces are, you just see like, their hands come in with the food. And everything's like, you write down what you want and hand it off. - What? - So you never talk to a single person the entire time. - Do you like that? - I kind of like it. As such, because ramen is such a like personal. - It's kind of messy and like, there's noodles floppin' everywhere. - Yeah, so I'm kind of like, it's a nice one for me to just, and this is for people who are like in and out. - Is it only just one spot? Like what if you have someone else with you? - You go to a different stall. - You get your own stalls? - Well like no one wants to see a man with a beardy soup. - Never. - All right James. - Never. - Nobody wants to see that gross shit. Am I right? - Yeah, I'm very happy with it. - But it was such an interesting experience of like, oh, like a singular experience. - I like that. - And then it does remind me though, of pubs in like England when I've gone to, that's my first experience when I, the first time I went to London and I walked into a pub that was fully packed. That's when it hit me how loud Americans are. And I was like, wow, it's so quiet here. - And there'll be someone at the bar at the pub reading a book where the full last beer and I'm like, you never say, you can't do that at bars in America 'cause it's so fucking loud. - It's so loud. - Yeah, and they'll beat you up here. - And they'll be on you about it. - They're just like, especially as like a female, I'm sorry, but you just can't, you can't really sit at a bar by yourself. - Yeah, and I would love to, fuck it. - Like, was that used to beat in? Do you want a martini? - And I'll bake ya. - Cool. - It's like a martini. - Okay, I've got one. - Okay. - We got this. - We got this. - Jumbo. - Stripper, strip club. - Favorite type of shrimp? (laughing) - Mega. - Words for big. Types of ladon. - Boop sizes. (laughing) - Yeah, sizes of gabbos, big ol' gabbos. (laughing) - Knocker sizes. - The game. - The movie with, what's his name? - The movie. - 'Cause that's a great movie. - The movie. - The game, what's his name? The guy who's married to Catherine Zita Jones. - Michael Douglas. - Yeah. - He's like, never watched the game. - Great, man. - I feel like it's gonna be something like Jumbo Monopoly, Mega Monopoly, like Monopoly, the game, or something like that. - Oh. - Okay. - Legacy. - Baff. (laughing) - Baff Legacy. - Betrayal. - Legacy? - That's, yeah. - No, I know. - And then finally just, yeah. The original. - Oh, it's gotta be some movie series. Or is it Uno? No, why would it be the game? - No, 'cause he would have said no mercy. Jumbo, Mega, Legacy. - Those are definitely my two tops of this category. Definitely. Jumbo and Mega. And I think they in that order. - If this is a video game, I'm out. - It's not a video game. - If this is a movie. - Well, it is it, maybe, maybe yes and no. - So is it a movie? - You know you know this though. - Is it a movie? The movies are one of them. - Wait, Star Trek. - Star Trek Jumbo. - Jumbo, Jumbo, Jumbo. - Sleena, you got this? - James did. - Yeah, of course James did. - Okay. - Jumbo. - Jumbo. It's Jumbo that's really throwing me. - Jumbo, Mega, Legacy. - Oh, Pokemon. Not Pokemon, Sonic. The Hedgehog. - Mega Sonic. - And Jumbo Sonic. - They're supersonic and hyper-knuckles. It stands to reason. - Yeah. - Mega Sonic can be. - Okay, I think you can run. - Or support A.B. - No, do you want me to give it to you? - No, I'm not really. I want another clue, like, don't be crazy, man. So now. - Are we gonna like kick ourselves for this? - No. - Oh yeah, I'm. - Yeah. - Okay, it's favorite trons. - So you gave it away. - That's awesome. Why said? - Well, like, 'cause Jumbo Tron, that's number one. - And Mega Tron. - And Mega Tron. - That's great. - And Tron, like a C. - And Mega Tron. - The original. - The game. - Really? - Yeah, it was like a web browser game that I found at one point. - Like Tron. - What about Tron Bond? The character from Mega Man Legends. - Oh, he doesn't know what that is. - I don't know what that is. - What a lizard. - What that is. - Are there other trons? - Tron Bond. - The original Tron, and then the remake of Tron. - That's it, the original. - I, I, and it wasn't a remake. It wasn't a remake. It wasn't a remake. - Where are we? 'Cause, what's the name? - Player, are we on? - No, Kurt, what's the guy who's in the original? - Yes, yes, yes. - He's in the, like, - The guy who's in the old man. - And he's stuck in the game that all that time. - Guys, what's, Jeff Bridges? - Jeff Bridges, and he fights Clue. His, like, weird fucking bone version. I thought those movies are-- - Isn't his son? It's his son that's why it's legacy. I think yeah, right? Yeah, um, because that's his legacy. It's also in King the Marks Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, oh, you could have added that and then we would have gotten that I wanted to find other types of tron No, that's really fun. Yeah, but jumbo tron like you can't beat that It's funny whenever I'm at a sports game and like they're on the field you you bought tickets to go see the live thing But you end up watching the jumbo tron so much Have you ever been on the jumbo tron like you smiling or on the kiss camera anything? I don't I don't want that Well, you don't get to choose they choose you they can find you. Yes. I don't want to you know What's a fear of mine is they do that thing where they go you look like a like celebrity look likes and then they'll be like ugly fucking And you're there just like oh, it's my favorite clip to watch and then the people are like Or they die laughing the worst is where the people and I can I be honest? I get a little mad at them even though It's not their fault at all when people are on the jumbo tron and they don't realize it on the jumbo tron Yeah, it's always the Second and they're like they're like And you're like look that's the almost dumbass that's the opposite of what you're talking about You're like you're spending all this money and you're gonna watch the jumbo tron They're actually doing the right thing I'm the problem. You're not I also hate those people too Um, it's not a justified emotion. It's what I feel no, I got it. They fucking suck. I hope they die. Yeah No, hey, I didn't say that. I hope they trip running 110 miles per hour and then get In right into dust by the road. Yeah, it does make me think about the uh that cold play concert again That shit was that was truly hilarious. I think she went on a talk show to be like What the hell stop this ruined my life. So I I'll never forget I think I think I had given birth like two days ago and my sister was staying with us and she's like oh my god So this cold play thing and I was like and that's She was just like This cold play thing it's crazy like look at this picture. Oh my god. Everyone at my work is freaking out about it And I was like I made a human did I was like I was not there Yeah, and then later I went. Oh my god. There was this cold play thing and it's just like yeah, yeah, welcome back Yeah, welcome back really really it was really sad. Do you know what the thing is if they didn't react? Oh no Body I get I get why they did but nobody would have noticed. Oh, they I mean Chris Martin literally goes. Oh, I think they're cheating Well that response. Yeah, you guys are cheating and then she was head of HR Yeah, like it's like dude. I know all the way down Don't don't just don't cheat. Yeah, it was pretty bad. But anyways, uh, okay. Okay, I have Okay, ginger snaps smells I love ginger snaps jitters mint Spice girls is this favorite types of ice cream because I know you you'd pick some weird shit. Yeah Is he really idiot. I love mint ice cream ginger ice cream It's literally my favorite. I've never even mashed him alone since the best ginger ice cream I had I knew that version ice cream when you've talked about sweet ice cream you like more of the like I thought you were gonna get messed up with ginger and mint Mint ice cream. Yeah, I don't like mint ice cream, but I know like a lot of you'll do it Amanda and I love it Oh my god, I do not like mint ice cream. Okay, here are the other ones mango mango lavender I love lavender, but I put rose. I prefer rose over lavender. I've never had rose ice cream But I love roses of flavor. Okay, you need to go to mash them allowance because they do a saffron pistachio Dots on melone nasty melons ice cream Mashty. I'm probably saying you're wrong. Mashty melons. Okay, it's Persian and it's Sounds incredible. Saffron pistachio rose ice cream. That sounds expensive. That sounds so good. And then toffee is like my last great, but they have a ginger with real ginger in it. So good. I've got some dude the other day I got some pints that I put in my nasty boy. Okay, so now I got some I got some I got some crazy ice cream in my freezer. I got horchata ice cream sounds great. Yum. Oh my god. Oh my god. Some of that last night. I was losing my mind. You were doing what? What are you doing while you're eating ice cream? I'm eating the ice cream. I don't do anything. Whoa. I am You eat the ice cream at your table. No ice in the ice in the kitchen. I truly pull it out of the freezer. I throw it to the microwave for Five seconds stop five seconds just to soften it up. I've gone back and forth between thinking each of you was weird in this conversation And now you're losing cars. No, he's the one who's so they're fucking it's so I never throw it in the frozen I know, but I guess I just deal with it off a tiny bit. Yeah, okay. I guess I just I've never met anyone who also microwaves their ice cream. Oh, yeah, just for like a little like five seconds Just five seconds. You think that's doing well? I don't like it. No, it absolutely does And you're just in your kitchen Completely bottomless eating ice cream. Yeah, just a tank top no bottom. And I am I truly do. That's crazy. Yeah, absolutely. You don't watch a movie or anything like I don't eat it for a lot of horror movie I truly like I eat it for like three bites. Oh, she fully three bites But like you know a little bit and then I cover it back up put in the freezer and then I'm I want to take my It's like a stop. I'm not sitting down with it. I'm mind is like scoop a little bowl. I sit down with it. Oh, no I'm it's for me. It's like bam. Whoa, we're stopping by. We're having some ice cream. We're getting out of here. What's your favorite ice cream? See, I love kind of all of them. Yeah, I really do except for mint. No, I don't dislike chocolate mint if I was like If I was like on a vacation, it's like oh all we have in the freezer is chocolate chip mint ice cream or just fully mint ice cream You know the name. It's yeah, it's crazy. Oh, it's a wrap. It's a wrap because he's being a dick and I think I really let it If I was sitting like if I was somewhere and it's like all we have is mint chocolate chip ice cream I'm like I will have a bowl of that and I will enjoy it So in my freezer though, I have horchata. Yum. I have like a chocolate like or it's a not a chocolate It's a like a cookie dough like vanilla It's crazy. Yum. And then I have what's oh, it's the gram central station. It's it's a gram. Ben and Jerry's no it's from handles. Oh It's a graham cracker flavored ice cream that also has like Pieces of graham cracker that are like really softened up because ice cream It's crazy. I've yelled on afters Because afters has an earing bay brownie. Oh, babe. Brownie ice cream. I love ube. It's it'll change your life Afters ube brownie and they've also got like cereal milk flavors like it's they got some good flavor Like that and then also I ordered chocolate ice cream and they accidentally didn't send me chocolate It's so it says chocolate on the like top and then I opened up and I'm like this is definitely not chocolate And I don't know what it is, but it's delicious. You got a misprint. That's valuable. I fucking love it I'm like I don't know well they write it with marker like they're it's like It's a fun place and I'm like, oh, you just clearly mislabeled the wrong thing and I'm like, but I'm eating this and I'm loving it It's got a little bit of a cinnamon vibe to it. I don't know what it is sounds like it could be like a like a Mexican hot chocolate Oh, I don't think that was one of their flavors, but no, you're wrong. I want truly I like I like I don't like chocolate ice cream That's the one I need to amando Oh my god, we're soul mates. Oh my god. Sorry. I love I I love chocolate ice cream. I just chocolate and vanilla are both so good chocolate is Yuckville city. I don't think it's a fan. They're gonna come for me so hard in the comments and you know what come at me, bro Chocolate can I don't think it's gross. I just think chocolate is better in like every other form where it's like okay It's a baked good. Okay. It's a bar. Okay. It's a bond bond, but it tastes like fake. Yeah, I love when they're like they're like Every single place has like a different type of the intensity of it's like super the super double darkest chocolate ever Zuma's revenge super chocolate fuck you face it. I'm like. Yeah. I'm having that No, I just like chocolate is incredible. I go through phases. Yeah, like sometimes the chocolate gets too intense And I'm like I'm gonna take a break for a bit go to vanilla for a while, but then I come back and it's it's great Sounds like an abusive relationship No, it's an incredible, but that's how they would describe chocolate ice cream like I haven't Romance novels where it's like I'm in love with him, but now I'm in love with him. And I go back and there's only one I'm fucking both ice cream And I'm standing up in my kitchen doing it. Yeah, Courtney's just like Shane honey, why is there a hole in it? I'm like, no, it's a cylinder How much time do we have left for these because I want to get through two more ideally, you should you should do yours back to back Okay, I'll do too real quick because I can do mine any time. Well Shane doesn't want me to okay Here we go. Here we go. You like chocolate ice cream my cats forehead Favorite things to boot Favorite things to lick Pizza. Oh, everything's to sniff. Oh, yeah, nice smells. We got smells. We got my cats forehead pizza Honey suckle freshly ground coffee and a crisp, crisp apple candle from bedbath and beyond. Oh my god Incredible. Yeah, I think It used to be called "Autumn Day" and now it's like, "Chris Bappell." - That's amazing. - It was kind of funny. - I've known you for so long. I don't think I realized that you loved pizza like that. - I think pizza, it's not even about eating pizza. I think it's like going to a restaurant if you're hungry and there's like a pizza being baked and you smell it. If you get a whiff of that, you're like, oh, I don't even mean like, oh, it's finally delivered to me. - Like pizza by the slice-spice. - Being in the location where you smell the pizza being. - That's true. - Those are really freshly brewed coffee. It's a full, to me, smells are full on memories. - Yeah. - Like, full on memories. If I smell something and I'm like, I told you that one time that I went up to one of my tables that I was serving and I said she smelled like my piano teacher. (laughing) - Oh, that doesn't sound good. - She did not love it. Let me tell you, she didn't love it and for a while I didn't understand why. And now I'm like, oh. - I associate that with like embalming fluid and anger. - Hey, my piano teacher is wonderful. - That's great. She was wonderful. - It was. - Gross. - No, it was a straight, patchouli smell. And I had no idea what that smell like. So I went up to her, I was like, oh my god, you smell like my older piano teacher. - Okay, well you add an adjective to it. God. - I know. - No, that's a really valid. It has me thinking, uh, uh, fresh laundry. - Huh. - That's like, especially bed sheets just put down. That almost made the cut. - What's it called when you know that rain? It's about to rain. - Petricor. - Petricor. - Or when it's, I don't know. - Oh, I love that smell. - I love like that fresh rain smell. - That like foggy rain. - Yeah. - Also ocean, like an ocean breeze, if you like get to that. - That also almost made the cut. - A tropical ocean breeze. - Yes. - We don't get it here in California. - No, we don't. Not really. - You can be literally right next to the ocean and it does not necessarily smell like the ocean here. - Sometimes it sucks. - Sometimes I don't appear and you'll smell something. - Oh yeah. - That's something different. - You'll smell it. - I can't get out of here. - Still cooking in the sun. - Can I fire off two more really fast? - Absolutely. 'Cause I want to get it through silly one in a real one, right? - Yeah. - Saw. - Horror movie. - Favorite type of dust. - Stop it now. - Blade. - A, a, a, a, a, a, a! Movies with Leslie Snipes in it, he's not in the saw. - Favorite cutting tools. - You're probably on the right path. - Machete. - Yeah. Favorite things to slice. - With. - With. - Thank you. - Favorite characters that are also a cutting thing. - That felt vague. - Well, 'cause it's like saw as a character and blade as a character and machete as a character. - Yeah. - Crank. Favorite movies. - Favorite. - With Jason Statham. - Favorite sharp movies. - Okay. - And also these types of things. - Bolt. - Yeah, these are all movies. What if these are just happen to be your top five favorite movies? - So his is like two vague, right? - Yeah. - He's not gonna win this round. - All right. - Hey. - Um. - Mm. - I think. - I think. They're like, thriller movies. Or. - Bolt is a disney movie. - They're my favorite tools that I've purchased. I know what you're talking about with all these movies. - I've purchased a saw. - Yeah. I've got multiple. - Damn. Take a photo with a saw. I've got a circular saw. I've got a jigsaw. - Whoa. - Jigsaw. - I don't think I own any saws. - Well, you, I've got three. You can steal one. - Yeah. - If you're fast enough. - Yeah. - Circular saws and tents. - Thanks. It's for tools. - Yeah. - Whoa. - I just wanted to steer you guys a little silly wrong. - Whoa. I was like, on a totally. - It just happens. - I know. - It just happens to be five your favorite tools. - Those are like real, that's a real one. - I made it to sound like a movie. - That was awesome. - Thanks. - Machete. - Machete. - All of those five, what's your favorite movie of those? - I'm saw. - You. - Overblade. - Blade. - Blade. - Blade and forever though. - I don't really remember. - I, no thanks. I don't want to rewatch those. Even though I liked them. - No. - I've never seen Crank. I had someone tell me he's like, you should watch Crank. Dude, that movie's amazing. It also does not like, it, it, it did not age well at all. - I don't like your, what? - Does he like have to have sex to keep up his adrenaline? - Yes, I have like adrenaline. - I've got to, I've got to have to have everything to stop. - I'm going to have to fuck while I draw. - I'm going to have to fuck you, man. - The most two thousand age shit to never come out. - Yeah. - I don't know about any of those reasons. - I've never seen it, but the whole world. - Chase the States, I'm sorry, but he can't do no wrong. I love him. - Oh yeah, he's on. - The transporter? - Bolt, I watched while I was at a dentist once. - Oh shit. - I think forever ago. - What? - Forever ago. - I, I think I would know. - Do they have a sound dog? How long were you sitting there? - Where they put those glasses on, you could watch a movie. - Oh yeah, they like peel your eyelids back and they make you watch something and then the guy from Clockwork Orange pops out. - I think it was you. - Can I, can I throw out one more really quick one? - Yeah. - Cock-a-po? - You mean cock-a-po? - Cock-a-po. Okay, I keep going. - Oh god, what is this? - Talk-a-he? - You know, I'm gonna. I don't. I don't. - Hmm. - The Kereru? - These have got to be types of like birds, like it's dangerous. - Birds in Japan. - Victoria Crowned Pigeon. - Oh, okay. - Birds. - Favorite domestic kid? - Birds not in America. - Tarmaging. - Birds that fly over the ocean. - You're on the right track. - I am? - Or are you just in general? - Purching, like birds that perch. - Birds that mate with one other bird. - Oh. - That's clever. No, it's just very, my top five, like very round birds. - Oh, are they very round? - It's a big, big little round beast. - It's a little round bird. - Oh, see, I like went to a very smart place. - Yeah. - I know the, I'm not gonna do that here. - What? - I'm not here to like flex and be like, I know this thing about all these birds. - Oh, I am. - Do you have a favorite bird? - If you even have to think about it, I don't know how we could talk to you. - I like a heron a lot. - Wow, okay. - I also love a cardinal. - Nice. - Um. - Solid choices. - I'm a hummingbird, bitch. You know, I love that. - I love it. - You know, I'm gonna be 95 staring at my hummingbird feeder, waiting for the next one to get there. (laughs) - Yeah, I'm gonna have a hat with a hummingbird feeder right here. - I'm just gonna sit outside. - That's a heavy hat. - I saw some earrings the other day that were like, it was a hummingbird with like a little clasp and so it's just like, it's drinking out of your earlobe. I didn't get it because that's kind of gross, but it's cool. - So, my, my Vava is like, that's her favorite bird is hummingbird. So for my wedding, I got these hummingbird earrings. I genuinely love hummingbirds. - I'm so sweet. - I love hummingbirds too. They are such assholes to each other. - They? - Yeah. - They fight. - I have a hummingbird feeder on one of my windows right now. And every now and then, a hummingbird will like fly up and get closer and be like, (imitates a hummingbird) - Yeah. - And then you'll watch it and like, two seconds go by and he's trying to get up there to like, get some, some sugar and then immediately, another hummingbird will appear in the distance. And it's like, oh, fuck, it's like, it runs and they start chasing each other. I'm like, damn, they don't give each other a break. - I told you not to come to 25th and Broadway, I'm like, I told you if I saw you, you're gonna kill you. - They're so intense. - I like, I saw one, like it kept running into my window and I had to like figure out how to get it to stop. And apparently it was seeing its reflection and trying to fight it so I had to like turn off the lights inside. But also the other day, there's, I don't know, like a year ago, it was the other day. I'm sorry for lying. I saw a hummingbird outside. And then when it flew away, it flew all the way to the tippy top of a massive tree. And I was like, obviously they fly and I guess that makes sense. But I've never thought about them being higher than like, yay tall. - Probably whether or not. - They're birds nested. - Yeah. - I don't know because I've seen birds nest like also, yay tall just around. But like watching it go that far up to a tree, I was just like, holy shit. - It is something. You don't think about hummingbirds going high up in the air. - No, what's for them up to? - I wonder what's their max altitude? - I think they go pretty crazy because they also get to a point where they stop going after the bird feeders and they start like eating bugs in the air so that they can get protein and then like cross the fucking ocean. - Oh, because it's like, bugging season. - Yeah, yeah. My mom knows a lot. - Apparently there are some hummingbirds that can go 17,000 feet. - 17,000 feet? - Bad ass. - That's crazy. And they're going to dive bomb one flower. - Bad ass. - That's crazy. Hey, sometimes when you think you know that all there is to know about hummingbirds, sometimes there's even more. Okay. - I have, I want to end on one of mine, but you go. I think it'll be funny for you. - I have a dumb one. Uh, two, one, three. - So you have to do. - You're not going to get off. You're not going to. I know, but it's just. - Two, one, three. - Two, one, three. - Your social security number. - Yeah. - Top five, or top three, um, amounts of popcorn when you're grabbing popcorn out of a bowl. - Oh. - What? - Only two? - I don't know. - No, he's a hungry boy. He grabs like 17. - Oh, okay. - Yeah. - Cookies. Before bed. - You've got the amount of four meals before bed. - How many cookies before bed? - Balls of cereal before bed. - Oh. - Two? - Bitch, I know you're eating mass of bulls of cereal part. - I just talked about eating ice cream. - You can do whatever you want. - Standing up. - Make it over to sink. Eating ice cream. - Oh cocktails. - How many cocktails? - Cocktails on the weekend. - That's pretty nice. - Top five, uh, prime numbers. - What? - Okay. Um, one's not a prime number. - Okay, move on. - What is it? - I don't know what's the category. - My god. - Okay, okay. It's typically the best in trilogies. Two is always the best in a trilogy. - Oh. - Followed by one. Followed by three. Three always kind of stuff. - You're so right. Two is always the best. high school musical. - And I agree. - It's three. - But two towers is probably the best in order of the race. - I do love two towers. - Empire Strikes Back is the best in the original Star Wars. It's just typically, now it's not the case for the prequels of Star Wars. - Shrek 2. Shrek 2 is so good. - Just in general, two, kind of always. - Two. - The number one. - I like that. - In the Hearts 2. - All right. - Damn, I have so, okay. That's funny. - Top responses to something that isn't funny. - Top five worst things to hear after you say a joke. - Oh. - Oh God, I don't know what that is. - Not that fart again. - Top five things you don't want to hear your doctor say. This is, I don't know. - Tight butt. - Is this when your son farts? - No, it's adorable winning farts. - Okay. - I don't ever go tight butt. - I don't know. We just like, I don't know what to say. - What? (laughs) - This is you right now. - Always had my address. - I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. - Okay, last one. Aquaphor in every pocket. - Things you've said to Shane. - Things you said to me. - Oh, all these pockets. - Things I'm thinking when Shane talks. - You've said these all out loud. - Well, 'cause, yeah, Shane has all Aquaphor in like every jeans, right? That's lore now. - I just discovered that. - It was on the episode that just came in. - Yes. - Boom. - Wow. When Miles went, is it the tube or the tub? - And I got both, but this one happens to be tube. - Okay. - That's so not tub, not tub. I don't ever have a tub. - We can end on that one, even though I have so many, but we can do it. - We'll save those for next time. - Yeah. - Pretty cool. - Yeah. - This was the most fun I've ever had. - I'm so glad. - Oh my goodness. - Top five, top five times I've had fun. The number one, this. - Number one, this, wow. - It's definitely top, you know, up there. - Anyway. (laughing) - I just see that. It's pretty good to go. - Oh, never. - I, that image, that's a core memory. Damien, we love you. Thank you so much for being on the new set. We miss you. - And thanks for sharing your top fives. - It might absolute pleasure. - Yeah. - Shane, where can people find you? - Yeah. Chocolate ice cream eating boy. (laughing) Chocolate ice cream villain eating boy. - It's gonna be my new YouTube channel where I just eat chocolate ice cream I don't talk. - And then I go again. - So this is a fancy thing, right? - Yeah. - Here I go again. This is the dark, dark chocolate villain. (laughing) - Okay. Bye everybody. - Bye. - Bye.