#147 - Try Not To Laugh: The Podcast (Elimination Mode) (Again)

Hi. Welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane. Okay, you trying to get fucked or what's the deal? Hey, welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Amanda and we have a wonderful guest with us today, Courtney Miller. Hello! And that's not all! No, we have many. You didn't like that I said that, huh? Look, I don't like anything you say. It was really fun and flirty and I thought you were going to laugh and you didn't. I didn't think it was flirty at all. I was being weird. Oh, I thought you were. Is that what flirting is? Should I. Guys, stop fighting! I'm actually the wrong person to figure out what flirting is. We are playing You Laugh, You Leave again. So basically, if any one of us laughs, we have to get up and leave and there are. We have many guests in the wings ready to hop in. Yep, and we're doing this in all in honor of. Harambe. We are filming this on May 28th, which is the 10-year anniversary of Harambe's death. Yeah. Wait, did you do that because it looks like in your camera that Harambe's whispering into your ear? Yeah. No, he's talking to me. Oh, yeah. He's looking down on me. Well, I guess he's looking over me? He's looking over your shoulder. Yeah, he's either the angel or the devil on your shoulder. He's an angel. Stop it now. Before we start, we do want to mention, we want your guys' hometown drama. Yep. If you can post this on the Smosh Reddit, we are looking for hometown drama. So we can read it? What are the stories that happened during your childhood? This could be your high school stories or just the thing that's known in your hometown. They will be anonymous and, well. It's up to you if you want it to be anonymous. Hey, it's up to you. But we are going to read it and talk about it and, you know, try to decipher anything about it. Yeah. Give our advice, but probably not. Yeah. We just want to see how many parts of America and the world we can get. Yeah. You know, how much hometown drama we can get. And we want to hear all about the drama. Yeah. And we also want to talk to you guys about. Courtney. We're so excited that you're here. And then, Courtney, you have a cute little camera. Yeah, and? It's so cute. Did the thing start? Has it started? I think it starts now. Okay. It starts now. And it's fine. If you haven't seen. And don't freak out. No. Do not freak out. I didn't say. It's just if you laugh, you have to get the fuck up out of my face. So why are you about to laugh? I'm not about to laugh. What the. How dare you say that? You seem like you're about to laugh, my guy. No. Not at all. Selina, I'm going to need you to let me know when it's been exactly 69 minutes. Okay. Thank you. We cut at 68. We cut at 67. 67? I'm not even doing the 6-7 stuff. You guys need to stop. I'm not doing the 6-7 stuff either. To be honest, never did. I did a 6-7 joke like 10 times this morning. That's so fucked up. I'm not even joking. Anyways, we're done with 6-7. It's dead to us. It's done? Yeah. You guys did 6-7? I have actually not heard it outside of here in like six months. That's not true. Or seven months. That was good. That was real good. He's never given me a compliment like that. It's crazy. That was good. No, I teed it up. I think what I realized with the 6-7 is how often we say the numbers 6 and 7. Six or seven things. You're so tight. Are you like so worried? I'm scared. No. Anyways, if you haven't seen You Laugh, You Leave, the first one, it was really, really fun. Very fun. We got a little shout out. From Lisa Lowe. From Lisa Lowe. Lisa Lowe was like, Angela, if you don't know who I am, and Lisa Lowe has her own eyeglasses. Big surprise. And she talked. She was. And that's why I said, I said Angela looked like Lisa Lowe because of the glasses. It was incredible. They were giving Lisa Lowe glasses. We love you, Lisa Lowe. Yeah, it was super kind and complimenting how you said it to her. I thought it was kind and complimenting. Okay. Well, I'm not the only person here, obviously. I can't wait to see who comes out when you guys freaking laugh. Nobody. Wait, nobody? Yep. The chair stays empty. And then it's just Shane. Shane and I, again. Fuck. Alone. Just in different wigs and stuff. Oh, also, should we bring back the ants at some point? We should. That was a lot of fun. I'm going to address the commenters. Yes, my accent sounded like Christopher Walken. And yes, sometimes it sounded like Boston. And yes, sometimes it sounded Southern. It is so funny how you really try so hard not to mold into the accent opposite you. And it's okay. I will say. It is a problem. Anytime I'm around someone with a Southern accent and they're doing it, I have to slip into it. It was so hard. You're just, like, mocking them? No, I'm not mocking them. It was just hard. I wanted to be Boston. Try going from Boston to Southern. I don't really do a Boston. Boston. Hey, I'm from Boston. Boston. Is this like Boston? Okay, sorry. Keep going, James. Okay, so I'm from Boston. Right? I'm Boston Yod. Now I'm getting up here. This guy's Boston. This guy's from Boston. And here's Ian. Hey, please welcome Ian. Hello. Please welcome Ian. Yeah. So Boston's kind of like. And then I go down to Southern, but then I go back up to Boston. Okay. Did you see that? You're actually doing pretty well. Did you see that dance I just did? I tried doing that for 90 minutes, bro. I did do it for 90 minutes. You did Southern. I did Southern for 90 minutes. And it was very good. And I never switched to Boston. No, you didn't. I switched all over. And you know what? That's okay. I'm not upset about it. You guys want to see what's on Kourtney's phone? I thought that was a picture of you. It's Shane. Aww. Kourtney, you shouldn't have left your phone. Sorry. He doesn't know your passcode. Oh, I didn't realize Bones is mid-yell at me in that photo. Does your cat yell? Audible? Oh, my God. Can you give us an impression? He does. Bones is like a fox. He does a different meow every single meow. Do foxes do a different meow? Yeah, they have foxes. What does the fox say? That song is the best song I've ever heard in my life. Amanda, stop. No! That was just for me. Get out. That was ridiculous. Okay. Hey. Olivia, sway, everybody. Sway. It's me. No, so Bones will be like, he does like a lot of like chatty stuff, so be like. And then when he's really hungry, he'll meow in a way where he scrunches his whole face at me. He'll be like. This just sounds like the pork chop sandwiches guy. Pork chop sandwiches. Oh, shit. Get the fuck out of here. What are you doing? Go, bitch. You're trying to make me laugh right now. Okay, sorry, Olivia. Actually, if I just take over this whole thing, I won't laugh because I'm too busy fucking talking. You're going to make yourself laugh at some point. No, I won't. Or you're going to run out of air and you're going to pass out. That's not true. And that counts too. No. Yeah, and you're going to shit your pants. If you fall asleep and shit your pants, it counts. Like you always do. Yeah. Yeah, we've seen the poop in your pants. You're about to laugh. Oh. That is so inappropriate to say to me as my boss. Yeah, Ian. All right. I don't really think I'm your boss. That's right. That's right. You're not. You don't report up to me. I don't. Olivia specifically doesn't. Oh, God. Olivia actually, it's this weird carve out that she has no boss ever. Yeah. Legally speaking. In my contract, it says- I answer to no one. I don't answer to Ian. I'll listen to everyone else but Ian. So what's your opinion on shoes, Olivia? Okay. What's your opinion on clouds? Clouds? Oh, what's your favorite cloud? My favorite cloud? Yeah. Well, yeah. There's different types of clouds. Lenticular clouds, cumulonimbus clouds. I think he's making this up. No. The nimbus clouds, that's a real one. We don't have to talk about clouds. You don't have a favorite. You're going to sit here. Are you hot in that? Yes. Are you going to Iceland? Please. I'm dying right now. I'm freaking dying. You could take it off. Just take it off. No, because my nipples would show then. Okay. No, it wouldn't. You're wearing a shirt. And I'm pretty sure I'm lactating right now. Just take it off. No, it wouldn't. Okay. Ian. I do want to say that Ian keeps saying that he does not talk about milk or lactating, and he's the one who brought it up. So I just want to put that down for the record. Did everyone hear that? Harambe, did you hear that, bud? Hmm. Harambe. Noah Grossman, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hi, Noah. Thank you so much. Hi. By the way, we're allowed to have normal conversations. Yeah. Oh, we are? So. I just want to say, you know, just letting you guys know. Yeah. Like, we're trying to make each other laugh. We're allowed to just talk. Yeah. You know, so. Like, Shane and I are kind of obsessed with, like, horror TV and horror movies all the time. Oh, you know what? I just, the series I just finished watching, Twin Peaks, just finished out this week. Dude. Which one? The original or the remake? The original. Yeah. The original. I tried to, so I watched the first season. Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. And then I started the second season. I truly hit a point where I was like, I can't. I can't. Oh, it gets difficult. I can't do this. It gets difficult. There's something so wonderful and campy, cherry pie vibes about it. Nothing means anything. I think he's just fucking with everyone. So much means so much. Kind of. Right? Like, it's a comedy. You know? Twin Peaks is a comedy. I think David Lynch is funny. I think he just truly was like, I can make whatever the hell I want, and people are gonna think that it's deep. Like. What? Wait. That's your David Lynch? Well, I don't actually know how he talks. I feel like if you did a, I feel like it's like, hey, it's me. I don't. That is probably what he sounds like. Is that better? Sounds like her. I get that. We want to know what the fuck Twin Peaks is about. Ask me. Yeah. You want to know what Twin Peaks is? Yeah. Got you. Oh, fuck. You did. Olivia. That was me? girl sit down when you walk into joe and the juice do you go so you got back there you know what i say to him you guys both just that is the stupidest thing i've ever heard in my life what you got for us live back there yeah what is the juice that joe has and is it worth the squeeze it's a lot of press juice i've gone to many joes yeah and they have a really delicious sandwich uh they oh it's like a trendy sandwich right tuna spicy tuna sandwich yeah i love a spicy tuna sammy i wouldn't expect a man named joe to come up with a sandwich joe as in coffee oh but there's a there's a there's a man on the cover yeah that's not joe oh cup of joe oh yeah you're totally right the other night i was in bed reading i got really hungry okay so um i had one potato in my fridge and i boiled it one potato you keep your potatoes in the fridge well i don't i don't want to see it you don't want to see the potato do you okay what what's so funny i'm really hanging on here so i didn't aesthetically didn't want to see the potato in my kitchen okay i hide it in a cabinet maybe then it starts growing green and stuff okay and it doesn't do that in the fridge growing green i wish you guys can see shane is so just like what the hell is she talking about okay so so uh you took cold potato i made cold potato and a boiled potato yeah yeah i boiled i put boiled one potato and then actually takes a long time to boil a potato yes it does how big how big of a potato are we talking like idaho potato this big a modest potato and then i ate it okay how did you eat it what did you how did you pour salt on it or important question girl i feel like i should say yes i did pour salt on it you ate that raw like just straight up hot water potato for dinner yes wow did you use a fork at least no i put in a paper towel and then i went back to bed i put i ate it in bed stop you ate you ate a boiled potato in bed yeah kind of like you know uh charlie and the chocolate factory okay how is boiled potato did they eat boiled potato in bed oh oh just eating in bed yeah living in bed yeah but they didn't make the food and then go back to the bed they couldn't leave the bed all four of them lived in one bed and saved up from the toothpaste factory for one chocolate bar for the whole family to split how does that work like two four grandparents in one bed yeah like are they there there's something going on there there's this thing um so charlie and chocolate factory isn't real i want to dive deeper into what you think could be going on what do you guys think is going on in that fucking at that age why wouldn't you wouldn't that get really confusing though because like it would almost be like incest but it's not oh so you're saying if your grant if so if one pair of grandparents swung with another pair of grandparents is that incest because then what if there's no genetics right but but then they have a baby right then what do you call that baby that's your father now i think that's crazy sorry get in here let's talk about this shane i know you're dying to talk okay think about it i think it's an uncle it's an you have an uncle that's an uncle an uncle that's younger than you guess so i think people people do genuinely have uncles that are younger than them that happens a lot that does happen yeah that's an uncle that's an uncle so we think the old parents in that small little bed in willy wonka were incestual i never had those thoughts but i'd i will say that watching i just got on i gotta i gotta hold it together a little it was very hard when you said i never had those thoughts it's it was it was very but it's but you watch chocolate charlie and chocolate factory as a kid excuse what charlie and the chocolate factory you watch that as a kid and and you certainly get to that scene and you you have you're just like what is going on here i mean it's got to be one of the most like things to watch like you get to the you get to the i i as a kid watching it and they get to the the chocolate factory and all this shit's happening you know the oompa loompas and everything and i'm still like i'm sorry what was going on with those grandparents in the bed i'm not kidding i really was a boy's name who's like don't do that especially augustus gloop augustus no yeah that stuff is happening but i'm saying once and once the grandpa gets out of the bed and stands up is like dancing around if i'm his son if i'm the dad i'm shooting him immediately i'm like what the fuck dad you yeah so i'm fucking shooting him i will say the laundry remember when the mom has a song for some reason in the movie which mom the mom exactly right she deserved more never she's doing laundry my whole childhood i thought she was making soup but it was not it was not a big soup i mean it is a soup what kind of soup were you it's a cabbage i look like cabbage it's a clothing soup if you think about it laundry is augustus no um are you doing kal-el no kal-el no no you need the stone no what is that from do another impression that's really all i all i have is gal gadot no you worked so hard on you in our sketch day ian you had an arnold schwarzenegger under your belt come on go arnold hey you had you did batman come on so i did do a batman come on which batman but it was like i'll be right back it was an impression of an impression you know this is arnold sick uh i got the coffee that was awesome anyways soup wow i thought about the lady i thought about it longer tell me okay so the grandparent oh my gosh it's the ladies it's the ladies of the grandparents no grandparents yes so if one said of the grandparents had sex right and then they had a child yeah that would belong that child would be related to both husband and wife yeah of charlie his parents half siblings to charlie's parents yeah yeah and so i think that can happen i think there are unique situations in the world that that has happened and if you're listening please reach out yeah reach out and let us know what you guys thought about the old people in the small bed and i'll see you in the next one bye bye it looked like a vibe it kind of did did they like with with their feet like by their hips yeah i guess they were look at they were like this kind of scissored up like they were scissoring up all night when i was a teenager maybe a little younger i would be really bored in the summer and i would find like new ways to make my life more interesting so i'd sleep sideways uh-huh oh i'm glad that went there because i wasn't sure what summer sideways we were gonna have on a twin bed you could fit i'm small olivia is really tiny yeah my legs would be like from here any airbnb this and this is off a bed yeah you're always oh i get to sit over here now i've never sat over here like i remember being so excited to sleep sideways uh-huh i remember being excited about sleeping i do remember sleeping the wrong way like like putting your feet where your head is and being like whoa that's it it's honestly kind of sick just like an exciting like you guys try sleeping like a different direction tonight okay i would like for a smosh video maybe even for a podcast episode getting a king bed with backboards four of us sitting in the bed like the willy wonka movie and we see what we're who's touching where no no no what are you talking about you're like oh my god i'm so excited to sleep like figure out the we're gonna sleep like we're in the willy wonka bed we do it you're talking about almost like a true crime investigation of like let's map out this scene well that's like we're gonna figure out who's touching where yeah but mostly we get to do the bed that sounds so fun sitting in the bed with our backs on the boards and our legs in the touch it would someone should i feel like this could end up being like a play off broadway where it just follows the grandparents yeah and it's like two of them are secretly having an affair that's what i'm saying and without the knowing that's what i'm saying that's what i'm saying all in the bed and they and they and they like pop out some half siblings and they have the birth in bed the birth in bed because they can't get up i don't like this i don't like this i want to move on this is a nightmare um olivia you're reading yeast of eden i am yeast of eden i i have it on my it's it's on my uh next like up to read i've been meaning to read that book forever you're what are you reading right now i just started this but it is funny um i read a book called angel down that was insane guess what happens angel down yes so are you more of like story or prose it goes back and forth shane's crazy he'll do a story book physical book and then when he gets in his car it's a like a non-fiction audiobook yeah i do i do audio i do non-fiction for audiobooks would some people consider listening audiobooks readings still yeah that's i i don't that's not reading one is better for the brain than the other but both are they both count I think they just, they're probably, like, whatever. They're stimulating different, like, things in the brain, sure. Stimulating what shit? I don't really care. You're married. Don't be stimulating shit. I don't think one is better than the other. In fact, I do struggle with audiobooks more. And I'm like, I need to do this more to, like, get better at my, like, attentive. I don't remember. Well, I do nonfiction for audiobooks because I lose my place a lot. Like, my mind drifts a lot more. What nonfiction are you listening to? It's called There's No Place for Us. It's about homelessness in America. It just won the Pulitzer, so I was like, I need to check this out. How do you like it so far? It's fascinating. It follows five different families. Wow. You said, I have struggled with listening to books ever since my concussion. And we should talk about that. And that's why we actually planned all of this today to talk about that. Well, I know that I became nicer after my concussion. Whoa, I never said that. Keith said that. I actually think I, I feel like I joined Smosh shortly before or after that happened, so I don't know. I don't have any frame of reference. Ian's laughing. Ian's laughing at you. This is true. How messed up. It's not true. It's not true. I've always been a very nice lady. It's, I think that's true. You have, like, lifelong friends and everything, so I would believe that you do. Like, like, nobody, like, you have, like, friends who you've been with for so long that you must be a nice person. I pay them. That's not a funny joke. I might make myself laugh. You're okay. Don't. No. Don't. Stop it. Olivia. Olivia. Olivia, stop it. Stop it. What other insane things can I say to you guys? I know, this is a very, like, normal version of, ow. Get the shit out of here. What if I, what if I broke my ankle? This is okay. What if I go to- That's okay. What if I go to my therapist's office and just decide to sit like this? It is actually insane. How far? How far are you? Noah. So, are you going fishing later? Yeah, I'm thinking I'll go fishing and I'll sit like this. Everybody has more flexibility than me. This looks flexible to you? That's very flexible. I am struggling. Saying you didn't stretch for 13 years. That's flexible. Are you, can you see the strain? But it's still flexible. Okay. It looks comfortable. I gotta stop. It's not. And it looks great with a fishing vest or a scout vest. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. It's a fly fishing vest. Shane, I think it's because for the first 15 years that you worked out at the gym, you never stretched a day in your life. No, it's true. I was really bad about it. I know. I just, it's so weird. I can't get the motivation to stretch. Because you kind of have to like be alone with your thoughts. Because like when you're stretching, you know. No, you don't. It's the same as working out, dude. It's a little different because working out, I don't know. I'm enthralled. Olivia's really mad at you right now. I don't know why. Because stretching, you have to hold a stretch. You have to hold a stretch for like 60 seconds. So you have to like sit there. You have to do a little work in your brain when you're stretching. Yeah. That's why yoga is all stretching. Because it's like, it is a meditation. Are you guys fighting? No, opposite. I think we're having a nice little foot time. Even with the grandparents today. Hey. Oh, man. And you're both gone. Sorry, Noah. This is brutal for Noah because like Noah naturally just like laughs as he talks. I don't think I could do this. Oh, God. Sorry. It's a flexibility thing. But also my. My hips, my hips are not open. Look at this shit. Okay. Brag much? I can't do that. Let me tell you. That's a mother right there. You're telling me if I birth a child, I can do this? No, no, no. I've been like this forever. You have to fucking stretch. No, I'm going to get pregnant. I'm going to get pregnant. I do hear you. I do. You can, should. I do hear you about like. Oh, no. It's all in your mind. Get out of here. My hips. No, it's hard to like stretch because you're like, I'm thinking about it. But what if you listen to your audio book while you're doing it? Yeah. Well, what I have been doing, I've been, Courtney can attest, past couple days, like I, as we're like watching TV, I'll be, I'll stretch like in front of the TV. I'll lay out a yoga mat and I'll be stretching while there's a show on. And you just have to deal, well, you laughed, so. What the fuck am I supposed to do with that? Olivia chose you and that's. Everyone knows what she's doing. Olivia isn't even, she is kind of like posed like a, like it's picture day at school. Everyone's posed all weird on the mics. Okay, so they're over there. Courtney and Olivia are doing their own thing. So, now I'm just here by myself, feels like. Let's, let's gang up on him. Let's. I dare you. Let's. Oh, yeah. You're outmatched. Outmatched. Yeah. Oh, okay. Go for it. What do you got? Poop, poop, poop. No. No. No. No. Olivia. Thoughts? Do you own a vest? Sweater vest, right? I own a sweater vest. You own a few vests. What? Nice. What, what vests do I own? Why are you lying to us? Oh, I'm sorry you forgot your suit. That doesn't have a vest? The newest one does. I don't think it does. I don't think. It does. How do you know? Because I looked at it and I pay attention. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Shane. I got a, I got a Navy suit. Got you. Yeah, Shane, we got you. We got you. So I got a Navy suit. Classic. Some may say. When are you going to wear it? At the wedding soon. What wedding? My cousin's getting married. What's your cousin? What's your cousin? What's my cousin? What your cousin? What your cousin? Who is it? Noah. Noah. Noah. Noah. Noah. I'm not going to tell you. Did you ever do like dark films or comedies? Well, technically I've been in a film that's very, very dark. As in the reality of what's occurring on camera, you'll never know how dark and illegal it is. But by watching the content, it's fine. Yeah, that's totally separate. I think the first time I got headshots, I was not a kid. I was a little bit older. Oh, yeah. And they were not headshots. They were like what I thought were headshots, but they were like weird model shots in Boston. And they looked so weird. It's like even weirder than a school day picture. Yeah, they're the weirdest thing. School day pictures were. That was a fight to the death for me. Yeah. Because I never liked my clothes, so I always wanted to steal my sister's clothes. And it was like Mission Impossible the night before picture day. I would take a shirt and then I would put it on and then put a jacket over it and try to get in the car with my sister and get there. Yeah, I almost got killed. Sorry, let me get this straight. Are you okay? He's struggling, I think. Oh, because you're not wearing real glasses. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. So the grandparents slept foot to head? Or were they head, head, head? Ian, are those real lenses? Yeah. Yeah. This is what's crazy because I got LASIK and I think once I got LASIK, it feels like you found lenses. Oh, poor Noah. You had big, big sunglasses on. And any time the sun would hit your eyes, you were just so many tears. Yeah, and every time I told someone I got LASIK, they were like, oh, see, that's why you don't get LASIK. And I was like, I just got it. That's a great time to start this conversation. Yeah. So then I felt like I had to become a salesperson. I had to really pitch LASIK to people. How come they're laughing? I'm not laughing. I'm smiling and enjoying the moment. I just have a sneeze coming. We should maybe try to get it. We should try to get him to laugh. Okay. Why are you guys trying to make me laugh? Breast milk. That's good. Weird trains. Whoa. Weird trains? I don't know. I'm just thinking. Breast milk. Go on. Weird train. I don't think I've ever said anything about trains. I don't think you have either. Because your thing is highways. Yeah. That's just a fact. What's your guys' favorite? I don't like highways that much. Well, I don't like them. I don't like them either. I use them. I just have favorites. Have you ever seen photos of like old Los Angeles where there's so much public transit? Like there's all the trolleys everywhere. I was like, oh my God, we got rid of this? And there were so many problems with them too because there's always like 10 people tied up on one track and one person tied up on the other track. And that was just happening all over Los Angeles. What is that? Cornfields? Nice. I mean. Yeah. Amanda and I did that show. Yes. And? And it was crazy. It was crazy. And? So trains. Yeah, trains. What's your favorite nature documentary? Truly anything with David Attenborough. I rock with that shit, man. He's so old now. I love him. And he looks great. And he's killing it, dude. Have you heard about the documentary where a woman has a thousand men run a train? I mean, no. No, tell me more. There's a train. And doesn't that excite you? I don't like trains. I've never even been on a train. You've never been on a train? Never been on a train. I've never been on a train. The surf liner. Why would I be on a fucking train? The train from Los Angeles to San Diego is genuinely one of the coolest. Oh, so you have. So that was a lot. Yeah, I love trains. So you're lying about that. What else are you lying about? Your glasses. I don't know. Maybe my glasses. My glasses are fake. I mean, when I look at your eyes now, I do see like, because you know, you can tell it's a prescription where there's a warp. I don't really see much of a warp. But they're probably a low prescription. Mine are pretty low. Mine are low prescription. I basically wear glasses only when I do ad reads because of the teleprompter. It's just far enough that it's like fuzzy. And I'm like, I need glasses for this. I'm supposed to wear glasses. I barely passed the vision test when I renewed my life. I didn't get my license because my left pupil's fucked up. And so I did the right side and I was like, nice. And they're like, okay, another eye. And I was like, oh, fuck. And then when you put glasses on, I become one of those like horrifying closeups from SpongeBob. Yeah. You're like, oh, and you like take your glasses off. Yeah, I don't wear glasses to protect myself from shame. Yeah. This show, you know what I forgot is painful about this show is when you're off to the sides and then people are like having conversations about things that you want to talk about. Yeah. You guys brought up Brandzine. Brandzino. What do you think? Oh, you want to talk about Brandzino? I've never had Brandzino, but I think I want to make it. I want to make it. Wait, is Brandzino just sea bass? It's just a whole fish. Is it just a fancy way of saying sea bass? No, Brandzino's a fish that's from like Greece, right? I can make, I'll give you a Brandzino recipe. Ooh. Whoa. I would love that. Cause yeah, you take the whole fish. You like, you make cuts in it. You fill it with seasonings. You just do it whole. I stuff it. Okay. Lemon, dill. Oh yeah, lemon, dill. And then she eats it like this. She grabs it by the tail. And you just go. She goes. I put it in the oven and then I let it bake for a little bit. Oh my God. Oh yeah. It's so good. Should I make it here in the office? Sure. We have an oven here. I don't know if, I don't know if we're picking up any of your audio, but if you want to keep talking, I'll just, I'll just say exactly what you're saying. Like one second after. I just speak Mandarin. I am surprised you guys don't have a boom. URL has a boom. No, we're really good. Oh, URL has a boom? Yeah. Just in case. You're a little bit. You're a loser. Already said that one on there. Yeah. Feel the shame. Don't do that. Makes Amanda laugh, but nobody else. See, I knew I would ricochet. The only way to make Courtney laugh is to make Amanda laugh. The only time, the only time, the only time Ian doesn't wear glasses when he's driving. That's especially when I wear my glasses. No. You can't see things far away. I realized we were recording. You've had multiple outfits today because we did a Reddit stories earlier. You had a different outfit. You had a whole different outfit. Yeah, because I'm a fucking professional. Oh, see, I do the thing. See what I do for these shoot days. I have one pair of pants and I have two different shirts. Oh, that's smart. Yeah, I just didn't. I didn't like the synergy between the pants that I brought. So I had to bring the whole fit. It is hard. No, I changed everything. You changed everything. You brought different. You brought different jackets. You're changing your underwear? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's more of a spiritual thing. Yeah, because I had to feel different. Do you guys have a favorite pair of underwear? So one's like chain mail and one's like made of like fish scales. Oh, okay. Which one's your favorite pair? They give you different power-ups. Underwear. Oh, me undies. Does it have like a little like. Fly? Oh, this is the thing that we talked about with Spencer where it's like he goes, he uses that. Of course, yeah. I don't. I go over. Mm-hmm. You go over. Talk about, you're talking about the underwear, the like the flap and like do you like go through it or do you just go and just pull down the underwear? Because if you have a zipper fly for your jeans, it just makes sense to pull it through. I'm not doing that so much. I feel very uncomfortable talking about my wiener. This is what we talked about in the first You Laugh, You Leave, so. Oh, yeah? Okay, all right. That's what we talked about. But we don't have to talk about it again. You know, that's what Spencer. Do you have a problem with the fly? No, I just, I, I, do you guys wear skims? Are you jealous? I don't wear skims. You don't wear skims? Yeah. Do they have skims for hims? Yes. Oh. I've got some good Calvin Klein's that I like. Okay. Those are, those are fancy. Those are nice. Very nice. Those feel good. I feel like if you have Calvin Klein's, you have to like show it off in the waistband. No, I don't really. You gotta hike that shit up. No. You know? No. And just everywhere you go, be like. No. Are those new pants? I've never seen you wear pants like that. These are not new pants. I've had these for a couple of years now, but I, I, they're some of my favorites. When is the right time to wash your jeans and pants every time you wear them? Man, it's so. Some would say never. So, so selvedge denim heads have this whole thing of like, you, you go for as long as you can without washing them. Yeah. Because then it builds up the natural fade lines and everything and stuff. But, I don't know. I, I, I kind of, I kind of play it by like vibe. That's how I wash my ass. Okay. I play it by vibe. 10 wears of jeans. But what if you're going to Korean barbecue? Oh, see, that's a full, that I need one of those things, you know, in sci-fi movies when they like leave like a thing and they get like sprayed and everything. You need that because I smell like Korean barbecue for a week after. I think in, they have those closets where you can put your clothes in and it just like sanitizes and it takes out the smell. Whoa. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. It's like if you're near a bonfire or any sort of barbecue, it's like you're going to smell like that forever. Yeah. I dress accordingly when I'm going to like a barbecue spot. Nothing. Have you ever, have you ever put your, your jeans in a freezer? No. Apparently that doesn't, apparently that might work for the smell, but it's not like it's cleaning it. It's just, I don't know. I also don't, I'm like, no, I've got, I want to use my freezer for other things. I put some potatoes in there. You would put potatoes everywhere. Okay. But out on the counter. Were you close? You were close to laughing? That make you almost laugh? You almost laugh. I just, I just don't understand your relationship with potatoes. You had one potato. Did you only have, Did you only have one potato in your fridge? Yeah, that's what I said. You just had one. I had one potato. And then you took it out I took it out and I put it in water, boiled it Do you salt the water? No, oh I should have huh, I didn't do that Oh sorry, do you peel it? No, I ate the skin Oh the skin is really good I have potatoes all the time I eat a ton of sweet potatoes Oh I love sweet potatoes You're talking about like a russet? This wasn't a russet either A golden? A Yukon? Yeah it was a Yukon Like buttery But you didn't have any butter on it No I thought about it but then I didn't do it And you said you ate this in bed Was it on a plate or a paper towel? Paper towel Okay so paper towel and you took You just fisted it You just put it in your hand Yeah I fisted a potato While I was reading East of Eden So you're one handed Because isn't that a farm? Yeah Is that what Inspired you? Yes maybe it was a subconscious Like let me get in touch Yeah very different Because it would have been kind of fucked up If you're reading Grapes of Wrath It's like you guys wish you had one of these Grapes? No a potato Because it's the dust bowl And then when I'm reading Lord of the Flies You're like I'm a girl So Oh yeah there were no I was saying like eating flies or something Eating Oh yeah Yeah And Name a book I did I said Lord of the Flies at East of Eden Name another Oh you read Secret History I did I loved that book I loved that book I loved that book That book was so good I loved that book it was so good Okay I was being for real for a moment Hey guys Oh my god we're like We're like the grandparents in bed Courtney's very uncomfortable by this She's like She's giving a very grossed out Yeah Face Is it Probably everybody in this room is I've never felt your hands before My hands? Yeah they're soft We've worked here for 10 years Why would I be holding my co-worker's hand? That's That's inappropriate Yeah and I'm always saying that I always see you walking around with your With one of our co-workers And you're holding their hand Spencer Yeah And it's making us all very uncomfortable Okay man Deal with it We can talk about Talk about whatever we want What's your favorite Have you ever wanted to Uh huh Uh huh We can talk about whatever we want Have you guys ever wanted to go on a submarine? No I'm not into discovering stuff in the ocean No no no You don't have to discover You could just like No Look at a fish or something I don't want to I think I went on Disneyland They got the Nemo ride That's a little submarine I don't want to do stuff like that They do a little submarine I'd rather go into space than go in water Really? Yeah You'd rather go all the way up into space Feels more discovered and safe Space is more discovered Yeah Who do we have discovering ocean stuff? James Cameron Only James Cameron I think it's just James Cameron And Jacques Cousteau So wait So does that mean there's Avatar in the ocean? I believe I think it's a real film I think it's a documentary I would like that Okay I'm just going to get out of here Mission accomplished I think Mom's here So I'm just going to talk about myself now Because we can change topics Go ahead Noah I'm fostering two cats We're going to listen to Noah talk about himself now Yeah I'm fostering two little kittens right now What are their names? So they were given to me as Iggy and Sabbath It's from a litter named after like rock stars And rock bands Yeah But I just call them the diarrhea twins Because they're brother and sister And they love to shit with each other They'll be facing opposite directions And they'll both just diarrhea kind of next to each other The themes today are outrageous It's the truth Like the bed Incestual old people Potatoes and fridges without salt or butter And diarrhea twins Yeah My goodness It's horrific It's such a powerful stank Ew Ew It like permeates my apartment at this point They will be leaving soon They're going to go get adopted They're going up to San Francisco Why don't you throw away them? I'm fostering Did you ask if I was going to throw them away? No Why don't you throw away the Why don't you throw away the poop? Oh I do But it's just because they don't mean for it But it's like they are in it And you got to keep wiping them And at a certain point you just can't stop cleaning A cat that doesn't want to be cleaned And it's like a little demon covered in diarrhea And so I'm going to throw away the poop And so at a certain point you do what you can And then you just put it back in its little pen area I think this is good for you to like Know how it feels like to have like a baby Yeah I'm learning that I don't think I'd be good at it Babies Don't just diarrhea all the time everywhere Tell me more about this Yeah they do Don't they have like blowouts? Yes They have blowouts They do shit all the way up to their neck That is true So yeah I mean I wasn't even trying to make you laugh I'm not trying to make you laugh It's a fact Like they do have blowouts Where they'll literally be sitting there And they're like The babies? And then it's a blowout up to their head I heard that when you have a little boy baby And they're peeing Sometimes it shoots up into your face Yeah well I have a little hack Because I've been peed on you know a bit So I now am like I'm ready for it I know exactly when he's going to pee No I take the diaper And I put another diaper underneath And I'm like I'm ready for it And then I whip out the diaper And I put the other diaper on top Because once it hits cold air Let me tell you They're peeing Really? Yeah The stream is flowing Have you been peed on? I can't believe I'm talking about this You've been peed on? Yeah Not by choice No not by choice And even if that's what you're into It actually doesn't It's not even that crazy anymore It's not what I'm into I get so many doubts I wasn't trying to talk about that I wish you just ignored it We can go back I was going to I was going to But everyone It's a podcast Everyone can hear everything No they can't Eric says yes That is sometimes I think about It's like well they'll cut that But the people in the room heard it Oh we don't cut anything on Smosh Mouth We love to keep it all in Really? Yes There's so many things I'm going to have to So much potato stuff It's going to be the highlight They have a whole folder of potato stuff Olivia has said that needs to be cut I will say I love eating potatoes just plain It's so good Define plain Boiled? Boiled No salt No butter Just Potatoes are really good Popping it in And also I also read books And then listen to audio books I'm listening to Famesick right now And it is so good That is Who's book? Lena Dunham's Oh I do need a It's a very very good book You know how I like a potato? Mashed Lots of butter Impregnated with sweet corn Whoa Guys Huh? Lots of sweet corn That sounds really good That sounds good And you just shovel that shit When's the last time you had that? Couple nights ago You made it? Didn't make it I was at a restaurant It was like Where do they have that? It was like an Irish restaurant No no no Scottish restaurant And they had Cream corn and mashed potatoes I think I know where that was Like the Boston Market? No That's a Boston That's like an Irish restaurant Right? It's like near Toluca Lake I think It's called Tam's O'Shanter Oh I've always It's in Atwater Walt Disney's favorite That place is a blast I had a Welsh rare bit there You have one cocktail And you leave being like What happened to me? Really? Yes It's carpeted head to toe And you're just like What happened to me? I haven't felt that way In a long time And I would really like To get that way We got you How's that hand doing? What are you holding? Why are you resting it like that? God Okay Is it broken? God Also let me just say I do put my jeans in the freezer I do put my jeans in the freezer Dude Whoa Technically that does kill bacteria There are certain bacteria That can't live in super cold temperatures Just like when you boil water That kills bacteria But it doesn't necessarily Get rid of the stink Yep You can boil them You can boil your jeans You can boil your jeans It might change the shape Wait You can bowl your jeans Bowl jeans You can bowl your jeans Bowl your jeans You both are gone Bye girls Go I miss you girls You can bowl Alright Whoa Jacket's off Alright Welcome to URL Okay Um What's your internet history? Go Uh What have I been doing on the internet? Oh We all watched that bird watching documentary Yeah Listers It's incredible That was so good Um Love that one Um That was incredible Yeah Ian took the jacket off Got too hot For the podcast listeners The jacket is off Okay No I I I I padded it earlier So it's It's dry Yeah very Yeah my chest is My chest is very hairy It's funny cause like Um Sometimes I'll go running shirtless And I feel like I feel like Every guy shaves their chest Now It's very strange Interesting Or waxing I don't know Yeah You know what I like I think I'm the only person That goes like That goes like Shirt off With body hair I never thought about that When I see people running Or jogging in In Los Angeles All these years I don't think I've ever seen A like a Really hairy dude running They They need to get out there Where are the bears at? Do you think maybe It's because You know guys who are like more naturally hairless are just for some reason more comfortable to take the shirt off if that's like if am i am i honest i think more so it's like guys that have nice bodies that want to show off like the the gains want to shave off their body hair to show to show to show the muscles um which i don't have um and i just don't care i don't shaving shaving all my body hair off that's a lot of work like a lot of work yeah you know what i like in heated rivalry there's this one guy that it's like it's not super hairy he is hairy but it wasn't shaved off it was almost like he got like it trimmed oh and it looked so clean like happy trail all one no it was up here it was like all one length that looked not even real and i was like yeah i'm gonna give me a picture no you're talking about the barista yes yeah this the smoothie guy is my phone there uh i ain't going to look up no that that show is insane okay hold on one second guys that storyline i was like jesus i need to hold on i thought i was heated rivalry smoothie guy shirtless images that should minus ai yeah make sure to add the minus ai ai heated rivalry you find it i feel like yeah so i so courtney's doing this so that's come on share it with the class courtney share it with the class okay i'm just trying to find a high res one oh yeah we got to see each individual follicle no i remember we courtney and i were watching heated rivalry together the whole time she's gone it came to these scenes and it's like he looks insane he does not look real okay okay let me get and then i gotta show the guys oh yeah come on share some with the guys i remember these scenes i don't like that i remember i actually hate that you hate that it looks like well gardened oh let me see yeah no it's it's oh yeah he's probably using yeah he's using like um he's shaving it at like a three he's easy yeah he's using like a head on so head so no head head um i'll airdrop i'm gonna screenshot this and airdrop it to you noah to everybody in the office yeah who's up on it who's up on the airdrop right now here caroline damn it this must be yours oh that was just in there tyler tyler you need a code to airdrop you by the way it's uh it says happy day i'm not giving that away to anyone caroline accepted eric oh yeah eric i need a code looks insane yeah oh yeah he did rivalry yeah yeah they're hockey players except for him he's a barista but he also looks like that more like hot key players what hot key players yeah hot key hot key i love how much you're not on the couch but you're also on the couch olivia just has continued to be part of the conversation olivia you need to do this out in public where like you go somewhere like at a restaurant you go and sit by yourself and a table nearby you just kind of join their conversation i feel like she does do that you should just do that i feel like you do yeah i feel like olivia can strike up a conversation with like any random group and have a great time i feel like you've done that a lot now i am outside of work this is not right now this is my impression of olivia like just like if you're in the middle of a whoa you're in the middle of a conversation and then like olivia's just nearby and she's just like what's the deal with that okay guys can i ask like okay um if i'm like if if i have a temperature of 110 is that bad okay no i know i'm just asking no i was curious and she just calls them chat chat she would never say that what do you think about that olivia would never say olivia is not a chat girly olivia would simply never say that you can't catch olivia dead near a chat i did i did have a lady do this to me at an airport lounge it was anthony and i were sitting there talking and she just straight joined our conversation were you at a bar it was kind of like a restaurant table and she was in a table next to us and and she was by herself and and you know i'm not gonna tell her to like i'm not gonna be like fuck off um so hey don't quote that guy can i can i ask can i ask like generally what were you guys talking about like i have i don't remember but she just joined how did you remember how she joined the conversation at all no because it was it was like an inconsequential conversation and she weighed in and then anthony got up and went somewhere else and then i was stuck talking to this this like 70 something year old lady oh shit like 45 minutes whoa to an hour yeah she told me all about her travels and uh she told me about her like medical conditions yeah and uh she told me about her kids and about how um about how she used to run a bakery in oregon and uh yeah and then she's like my name's betty crocker and you you looked away for one second you look back and she was gone no and then we banged in the bathroom you what grandpa style i'm not grandpa froggy style no no we did the old razzmatazz no no we did the old honky tonk got himself i knew he would get himself goodbye i wish we could talk about the guy he quoted just moments ago fuck off fuck off we can't i can't find his social stuff or i can't find his social stuff anywhere no so you have two kittens right now yeah i've got two two kittens that's really amazing two poopy kitties yeah two little poopy kitties it's nice to have a little bit of energy in the house my other cats hate them that's fine how many cats total do you have now uh now four but i've got two on my own one of which is whom courtney yeah saved yes and i was able to adopt we haven't told that story on smosh have we have we not ever i don't know but yeah a cat showed up at your door i was literally in my courtyard and like heard a little like there's this little white kitty like tiny kitten ran right to me and i was like oh my gosh it was just like immediately like attached and i was like crap i gotta do something about this brought it in and my cats were used to the cat cafe life so they didn't even bat an eye at a cat in the house kept it in the bathroom because it was covered in fleas um and then i like tried driving around town to find a vet and it's like all the vets were closing and then like i managed to book uh an emergency appointment for like 9 p.m to go check if they were closed and i was like okay and then i literally was like texting i was like because you had been like nesting you were getting ready to like get a cat it was incredible the day before you found baby bell who became baby bell the cat uh was when i got my cat tree and the like cat pooper all the stuff literally just got delivered from chewy because i was like i want to have a cat i want to get a nice pet with my girlfriend and it just lined up amazingly it's crazy yeah it's crazy like i literally just sent you a picture was like you want a cat and you were like wait seriously and then i just handed little baby off to you to take to that vet appointment and it was ever since yeah she had fleas she had worms she gave birth to a worm out her butt on our couch that's right yeah it was incredible i've heard about that happening oh yeah it's when i mean i'm happy i didn't see it i was sent a picture but my girlfriend had to fight it to get it out of the cat's butt because when they realize that it's not a safe place they try to go back in oh i mean we're gonna bleep all this oh yeah sorry i don't know it's like a horror film and that's how we know that it wasn't like someone's kitten that was gone only for a few hours like that was a wild kitten yeah and based on her meow it sounds like she didn't even drink water it was probably like a motor oil puddle oh yeah she's got this little raspy meow i gotta come into this conversation oh let's switch it up but no now she's doing great now she's oh she's lovely healthy cat so fat oh my god she's gigantic that is like that is why cats domesticated themselves you know what i mean like cats did everything they could they were like we gotta we gotta get out of the world yeah and then they're like oh we get to eat as much as we want now and just hang out it's weird when i like when i spend like a day at home like like on a weekend and i'm just like oh this is what you guys do all day every day that's crazy yeah like they'll be napping and they'll get up and they'll be like i'm gonna go take a nap somewhere else just like yeah what a life i did not grow up with a lot of cats around me i grew up with like six dogs like not my family but every holiday it was like a thousand like golden retrievers or labs or shih tzus or all these crazy dogs see i'm i love dogs were you were you a tall child amanda were you tall from the get-go yes okay because again i had a dog family dog but i was always a very small child dogs were fun but it was like being in you know the lion king oh when stampede stampede oh it's funny that you brought this up because the other day i was just thinking about how i was holding my aunt's dog i'll never forget it i was young i think i was like four or five and he was a big lap and i was holding him on a leash and he decided to like go for something and i was lifted in the air like flew in the air like no holding him on a leash and i was like how did i not like you know rip my face or something like how did i not like rub against i don't know what happened but i'll never forget that memory i'm i'm not gonna call you out for laughing at your own story because it was such a pure memory oh i laughed it was such a pure memory and i enjoyed that moment You're right Checkmate I'm out of here Sorry Amanda You gotta go I forgot See I grew up I had two cats When I was First Dude just make me laugh Just make me laugh What the fuck Olivia Make me fucking laugh I can't even think about What to say to make you laugh I think Olivia I have to let things Just like settle for a bit It's been We've been here for 60 minutes I never say jokes That make you laugh Yeah you do What's a joke That I've said That's made you laugh Is there one That you can think of Like from the past Oh I thought of one But then it's a joke That I said to you That made you laugh Oh so you said That made me laugh Courtney and I Were laughing at Okay now I'm back to Claire Recently Oh yeah That might be my favorite I mean your first ever TNTL joke for me Still makes me laugh Martin score crazy Oh yeah that was so stupid But now I'm back to Claire Is such a classic Yeah I've got like three That are good And probably like 997 You have so many That are good But it's fine bro Cause it's like baseball You know what I got a home run That one time And we won the game Doesn't matter That is very true That is extremely true Explain to Claire Oh Claire I was pretending to be I forget now What they're called But I'm gonna call them Like wolf That was my phone That just fell off You were like Turning into a werewolf You're like I'm turning into a werewolf And then you like Revert back to Revert back I've seen videos online Of people who pretend To be animals And then they form Their own little packs In the woods In the woods It is such midwest Oh my god I love that joke Yeah Where you're a werewolf But how genuinely When you come back And you look at us You go Okay now I'm back to Claire And it just It was so good I still think Yeah I tried to Take the mindset Of someone who was Like the lead I would say like Partner of the Alpha male I was like the alpha I guess female Would be that character Yeah How did you say it Can you do it again I couldn't Do the bit I couldn't do that Do the entire bit Or do the banjo one We're singing by Down the Okay Olivia's Making herself laugh here I'm so happy I think I think she got herself Oh Now that Okay now we're Whoa we finally got Yeah It's the boys Yeah so This This finally happened Yeah We were in LAX What nobody asked for Doing SEX Okay Alright He just came right back Where he left off Do you guys want to go back To talk about me Having sex with an old woman In the LAX I didn't know that was Even a topic You've done that No But it was a joke It does make me think about What does me What does me having sex With an old woman in LAX Remind you of It makes me think about Whenever I'm at the airport And the thing I I clock every time I'm at the airport And especially when I'm there At like 5 or 6 AM There's always someone there With a full drink Oh yeah And I'm always like Damn Oh yeah I always like I'm like whoa Like you're Wait is that a loophole If I open a bar In LA But I claim That it's like A private airport Oh you can have it Open 24 7 It's just like I don't know if the bars Are open 24 7 But they just They serve alcohol Like kind of all the time At airports Why are you looking at me I was just looking In the general direction Of everyone No I'm actually looking Past you at Scott Who's going like this Scott knows Scott knows Scott's like hell yeah The crazy thing is like In the airport lounges The alcohol is free And it is open bar And you can I don't I don't think I've ever Look I I've never had alcohol In a lounge I haven't But I like Look I like I like a drink But I I think airports I don't understand Why they make it So available Because you're about To get on a flight Yeah For five hours And be stuck in a tube With a bunch of other people For Well that's what gives us All the great TikTok Oh my god man Anyways Well What do you think What do you What kind of freak out Do you think You'll get cancelled for What I think Like the airport Like an airport Freak outs Or Like Do you think it's gonna be Like a kid Like walking on your lawn And you're like I don't have a lawn So I don't have to worry about it But I'm saying like in the future I almost get hit by a man I was in the car with Keith And he almost crashed into us Obviously doing something wrong And he got out the car Acting like he was gonna fight us And this is This is the issue Is I Will gladly join in So like I had my window down We're laughing at him We're like making faces And stuff And he starts Trying to walk over So you're making faces at him Cause he got out his car Like he didn't fight us Like you're going like Fight us Yes I was like What are you gonna do What are you gonna do You're gonna come fight us That's what you're gonna do So he starts coming over Like he's gonna fight us So I roll up my window And then he just gets mad He almost hit you Or he hit you I almost hit us I mean inches from And it was his fault It was 100% his fault Fully his fault Like he almost t-bones you And then you made faces at him Yes I did I mean that's Got him See if I If I nearly hit someone And I get out And they're laughing I'm like okay good I'm fine I'm gonna get in my car And get out of here Cause that was my fault Yeah But when But when somebody's angry And then you laugh at their face It just makes them It's devastating Like there was There was a guy It is devastating There was a guy That was like tailgating me Super hard And we were going through Like a residential street I stop at a There's like multiple stop signs Down this road And every time I'm making sure I do A nice full and complete stop For this dick bag And And then Got a complete stop For that dick Oh yeah yeah yeah Got to Otherwise I'm just Blowing straight through him That's a joke And so Say it's a joke When it's a joke It helps us It helps us know Slash ass So I come I come to the stop And then he decides He's gonna Just blow through the stop Like go Go into the opposing traffic Go through the stop sign And me being like A little petty Was like Well I'm just gonna accelerate And not let him In Love it Love it And then And then of course I let him in Cause he was Insane And then I like Blare my horn And then I like And then he stops the car In the middle of the road And then Gets out of his car And he starts yelling at me And I'm just like And I'm just kind of like Laughing at him And he's just getting More and more angry And then like After like two minutes Of him yelling I had all my windows up And I was playing music And I wasn't gonna Stop my music For this guy And then like After two minutes I was just like I can't hear you That's awesome And then And then he just got Really really mad And then he tried To walk towards my car And then I just reversed My car a little bit It was very fun Guys this is like Literally episode one of Beef Yeah Yes Oh she's right Olivia is correct This is like episode one of Beef Yeah Well it was based off of my life I It was based off of my life I'm very scared Really Oh well in LA LA Road rage happens literally Every day Oh yeah See I'm very scared Of LA drivers Cause I'm like I don't wanna piss people off Cause I don't know I don't know who you are But I'm thinking If I end up in a situation Like that Where someone's next to me And they're like Trying to yell or whatever I think what I'm gonna do Is like Try to be like I'm gonna try to confuse them A little bit more As opposed to like Being like I can't hear you Or laughing at them Or yelling back I'm just gonna make them think That maybe like They're in the simulation A little bit So I'm gonna give them A little bit of just Kind of like And like Try to have my head Spin 360 And then you know Just give them a weird look You know Yeah Just kind of Or like I always wondered Like if If like playing If like playing Like a crazy act If somebody's like About Is like about to mug you And then you just Act like Absolutely insane If that would work on them I've In my own experience It wasn't insanity It was just trying to be Like a little I can only describe As like a chihuahua That's Yeah I was in a Chihuahua Yes Like a chihuahua Sorry You got robbed Chihuahua No I wasn't robbed I was I was I was in a car accident Long story short I can't give all the details currently But this person was Realistically under the influence And threatened to To beat me up And leave me there On the side of the road Cool I got LASIK after Because my glasses were lost In the accident And I was like Oh if someone were to just Nearly end my life I literally could not Identify them Oh And so yeah But it was one of those And so I had like no percent On my phone Maybe like 2-3% So I just acted like I was filming the whole time And just was yelling Wow So you just out You just out crazied them Yes but But by Just trying to be loud And like you know Back up Like you said You were going to hit me I rewatched it I thought I was like Wow I really stood up for myself But rewatching situations like that I mean never I would never release it publicly Because you sound I mean My girlfriend couldn't love me anymore If she saw this I'm sitting there And I'm like You sir You tried to hit me sir You hit me with your car And you threatened to beat me up sir Yeah No you back up You back up sir Oh but you back up sir This is ridiculous I mean so quickly So quickly It was It's so embarrassing Okay Selena has it been 69 minutes Oh you had something planned for 69 Perfect It's official Is that the Is that the only one You had one queued up A single No A Damn it You had a single fart queued up Someone take my seat That's the end I'm going to pee my pants And Olivia The wrap God bless this guy Bye Good luck Oh brother Okay Wow Um Thank you Courtney for ending it On a fart note Guys we have talked about So much wild things Not enough It has been amazing And also a fever dream And Noah that story was very very funny Um Um I enjoyed every moment with you guys Thank you for being here And Noah Ian Olivia Sway Looked at me and said Ian Ian Olivia Shane Noah Courtney And Shane - And Shan. - Now I'm like afraid to laugh. Can I laugh now? and laugh this was you laugh you leave part two thanks guys for talking about everything wild and what we want to really know is where are the grandparents think about were they fucking were they porking because if they had a child yeah it would be half okay everyone come in everyone come in okay everyone it would be half sibling and it would be really awkward guys let us know if you want a version three guys draw some fanfic draw send us fanfics yeah fan art of the grandparents porking oh my god you can send it directly to amanda's email it is mommy domi 69 whoa aol.com okay all right guys we love you all thanks bye guys we love you