#147 - Try Not To Laugh: The Podcast (Elimination Mode) (Again)

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That's She'sBirdie.com. Hi. Welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane. Okay, you trying to get fucked or what's the deal? Hey, welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Amanda. And we have a wonderful guest with us today, Courtney Miller. Hello. And that's not all. No, we have many. You didn't like that I said that, huh? Look, I don't like anything you say. It was really fun and flirty, and I thought you were going to laugh, and you didn't. I didn't think it was flirty at all. I was being weird. Oh, I thought you were. Is that what flirting is? Should I have a beginning at wrong? Guys, stop fighting. I'm actually the wrong person to figure out what flirting is. All right, we are playing You Laugh, You Leave again. So basically, if any one of us laughs, we have to get up and leave, and we have many guests in the wings ready to hop in. Yep, and we're doing this in all in honor of Harambe. We are filming this on May 28th, which is the 10-year anniversary of Harambe's death. Yeah. Wait, did you do that because it looks like, in your camera, that Harambe's whispering into your ear? Yeah. No, he's talking to me. Oh, yeah. He's looking down on me. Well, I guess he's looking over me? He's looking over your shoulder. Yeah, he's either the angel or the devil on your shoulder. He's an angel. Stop it now. Before we start, we do want to mention, we want your guys' hometown drama. Yep. If you can post this on the Smosh Reddit, we are looking for hometown drama. So we can read it? What are the stories that happened during your childhood? This could be your high school stories or just the thing that's known in your hometown. They will be anonymous and, well. It's up to you if you want it to be anonymous. Hey, it's up to you. But we are going to read it and talk about it and, you know, try to decipher anything about it. Yeah. Give our advice, but probably not. Yeah. We just want to see how many parts of America and the world we can get. Yeah. You know, how much hometown drama we can get. And we want to hear all about the drama. Yeah. And we also want to talk to you guys about. Courtney. We're so excited that you're here. And then, Courtney, you have a cute little camera. Yeah, and? It's so cute. Did the thing start? Has it started? I think it starts now. Okay. It starts now. And it's fine. And don't freak out. No. Do not freak out. It's just if you laugh, you have to get the fuck up out of my face. So why are you about to laugh? I'm not about to laugh. How dare you say that? You seem like you're about to laugh, my guy. No. Not at all. Selena, I'm going to need you to let me know when it's been exactly 69 minutes. Okay. Thank you. We cut at 68. We cut at 68. 67? I'm not even doing the 6-7 stuff. You guys need to stop. I'm not doing the 6-7 stuff either. To be honest, never did. I did a 6-7 joke like 10 times this morning. That's so fucked up. I'm not even joking. Anyways, we're done with 6-7. It's dead to us. It's done? Yeah. I have actually not heard it outside of here in like six months. That's not true. Or seven months. That was good. That was real good. He's never given me a compliment like that. It's crazy. That was good. No, I teed it up. I think what I realized with the 6-7 is how often we say the numbers six and seven. Six or seven things. You're so tight. Are you like so worried? I'm scared. No. Anyways, if you haven't seen You Laugh, You Leave, the first one, it was really, really fun. Very fun. We got a little shout out. From Lisa Lowe. From Lisa Lowe. Yeah. Lisa Lowe was like, Angela, if you don't know who I am, and Lisa Lowe has her own eyeglasses. Big surprise. And she talked, she was- I mean, that's why I said Angela looked like Lisa Lowe because of the glasses. It was incredible. They were giving Lisa Lowe glasses. We love you, Lisa Lowe. Yeah, it was super kind and complimenting how you said it to her. I thought it was kind and complimenting. Well, I'm not the only person here, obviously. I can't wait to see who comes out when you guys freaking laugh. Nobody. Wait, nobody? Yep. The chair stays empty and then it's gone. And then it's just Shane and I again. Fuck. Alone. Just in different weeks and stuff. Oh, also, should we bring back the ants at some point? We should. That was a lot of fun. I'm going to address the commenters. Yes, my accent sounded like Christopher Walken. And yes, sometimes it sounded like Boston. And yes, sometimes it sounded Southern. It is so funny how you really try so hard not to mold into the accent opposite you. And it's okay. I will say- I will say it is a problem. Anytime I'm around someone with a Southern accent and they're doing it, I have to slip into it. It was so hard. You're just like mocking them. No, I'm not mocking them. It was just hard. I wanted to be Boston. Try going from Boston to Southern. I don't really do a- Boston. Boston. Hey, I'm from Boston. Boston. Is this like Boston? Okay, sorry. Keep going, James. Okay, so I'm from Boston, right? I'm Boston Yod. This guy's Boston. This guy's from Boston. And here's Ian. Hey, please welcome Ian. Please welcome Ian. Yeah, please. So Boston's kind of like- And then I go down to Southern, but then I go back up to Boston. Okay. You see that? You're actually doing pretty well. You see that dance I just did? Try doing that for 90 minutes. I did do it for 90 minutes. You did Southern. I did Southern for 90 minutes. And it was very good. And I never switched to Boston. No, you didn't. I switched all over. And you know what? That's okay. Not upset about it. You guys want to see what's on Courtney's phone? I thought that was a picture of you. It's Shane. Aw. Courtney, you shouldn't have left your phone. Sorry. He doesn't know your passcode. Oh, I didn't realize Bones is mid-yell at me in that photo. Does your cat yell? Oh, my God. Can you give us an impression? He does. Bones is like a fox. He does a different meow every single meow. Do foxes do a different meow? Yeah, they have foxes. What does the fox say? That song is the best song I've ever heard in my life. Amanda. Stop. No! That was just for me. Get out. That was ridiculous. Okay. Hey. Olivia, sway, everybody. Swa. It's me. No. So Bones will be like, he does a lot of chatty stuff. So be like, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh. And then when he gets like, when he's really hungry, he'll meow in a way where he scrunches his whole face at me. He'll be like, meh. This just sounds like the pork chop sandwiches guy. pork chop sandwiches oh shit get the fuck out of here what are you doing go bitch get fucking out of here you're trying to make me laugh right now okay sorry actually if i just take over this whole thing i won't laugh because i'm too busy fucking talking you're gonna make yourself laugh at something no i'm gonna run out of air and you're gonna pass out and that counts too no yeah and you're gonna shit if you fall asleep and shit your pants it counts like you always do yeah yeah we've seen the poop in your pants you're about to laugh that is so inappropriate to say to me as my boss yeah ian all right i don't think i'm i don't really think i'm your boss that's right you're not don't report up to me i don't olivia specifically does god olivia actually it's this weird carve out yeah yeah it's like in my in my contract it says i answer to no one i don't answer to ian i'll listen to everyone else you but ian so what's your opinion on shoes olivia okay what's your opinion on clouds okay oh what's your favorite cloud my favorite cloud yeah like in the sky yeah well yeah there's different types of clouds lenticular clouds cumulonimbus clouds i think he's making this up no the nimbus clouds are that that's a real one we don't have to talk about you don't have a favorite you're gonna sit here are you hot in that yes are you going to iceland i'm dying right now i'm freaking dying you could take it off take it off just take it off no because my my nipples would show then no it wouldn't you're wearing a shirt and i'm pretty sure i'm lactating right now okay ian i do want to say that ian keeps saying that he does not talk about milk or lactating and he's the one who brought it up so i just want to put that down for the record did everyone hear that harambe did you hear that bud um harambe no grossman ladies and gentlemen thank you thank you thank you thank you so much hi noah hi hi there by the way we're allowed to have normal conversations yeah we are so i want to say you know just letting you guys know like we're trying to make each other laugh we're allowed to just talk we're allowed to just talk you know so like shane and i are kind of obsessed with um like horror tv and horror movies all the time oh you know what i just uh the series i just finished watching uh twin Peaks. Just finished that this week. Dude! Which one? The original or the remake? The original. Yeah. The original. I tried to, so I watched the first season, and then I started the second season, and I truly hit a point where I was like, I can't. Oh, it gets difficult. It gets difficult, but there's something so wonderful and campy, cherry pie vibes about it. Nothing means anything. I think he's just fucking with everyone. So much means so much. Like, it's a comedy. You know? Twin Peaks is a comedy. I think David Lynch is funny. I think he just truly was like, I can make whatever the hell I want, and people are gonna think that it's deep. Like, I think he's just fucking with everyone. Wait, that's your David Lynch? I don't actually know how he talks. I feel like if you did a David, I feel like it's like, hey, it's me. That is probably what he sounds like. I get that. We wanna know what the fuck Twin Peaks is about, ask me. Yeah, you wanna know what Twin Peaks is? Yeah. Got you. Oh, fuck, you did. Olivia. Come back here, juice girl. Sit down. Hey, you ever wonder if the- When you walk into Joe and the juice, do you go, so you got back there? You know what I say to him? You guys both just- That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life. What you got for us, Liv? Yeah, what is the juice that Joe has? And is it worth the squeeze? It's a lot of pressed juice. I've gone to many Joe's. They have a really delicious sandwich. Oh, it was like a trendy sandwich, right? Spicy tuna sandwich. Yeah. I love a spicy tuna sandwich. I wouldn't expect a man named Joe to come up with a sandwich. Joe as in coffee. Oh, but there's a man on the cover. That's not Joe? Cup of Joe. You're totally right. The other night, I was in bed reading. I got really hungry. So, I had one potato in my fridge, and I boiled it. You keep your potatoes in the fridge? Well, I don't want to see it. You don't want to see the potato? Do you- Okay. What's so funny? I'm really hanging on here. Aesthetically, I didn't want to see the potato in my kitchen. Okay, you could in a cabinet, maybe. Then it starts growing green and stuff. Okay, and it doesn't do that in the fridge? Growing green? I wish you guys can see. Shane is so just like, "What the hell is she talking about?" Okay, so you took cold potato. I made cold potato and a boiled potato. Yeah, yeah, I boiled one potato, and then it actually takes a long time to boil a potato. Yes, it does. How big of a potato are we talking? Like this big. Like an Idaho potato? This big. A modest potato. Rust it? And then I ate it. Okay. How did you eat it? Did you pour salt on it or? Important question. Girl. I feel like I should say it. I would say yes, I did pour salt on it. You ate that raw, like just straight up? Boiled hot water potato for dinner. Yes. Wow. Did you use a fork at least? No. I put it in a paper towel, and then I went back to bed. I ate it in bed. Stop. With a paper towel? You ate a boiled potato in bed? Yeah, kind of like, you know, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? Okay, how is boiled potato? Did they eat boiled potatoes in bed? Oh, oh, just eating in bed. Yeah. Living in bed. Yeah, but they didn't make the food and then go back to the bed. They couldn't leave the bed. All four of them lived in one bed and saved up from the Toothpaste Factory for one chocolate bar for the whole family to split. How does that work? Like, two, four grandparents in one bed? Yeah. Like, are they, there's something going on. Well, there's this thing. So Charlie and Chocolate Factory isn't real. I want to dive deeper into what you think could be going on. What do you guys think is going on in that? I think it's fucking, at that age, why wouldn't you? Wouldn't that get really confusing though? Because like, it would almost be like incest, but it's not. Oh, so you're saying if your grand, so if one pair of grandparents swung with another pair of grandparents, is that incest? Because then what if? There's no genetics, right? But then they have a baby, right? Then what do you call that baby? Whoa, that's your father now. I think. That's crazy. Sorry. Okay, Dan is out. Get in here. Let's talk about this, Shane. I know you're dying to talk. Okay, think about it. I think it's an uncle. You have an uncle. That's an uncle? An uncle that's younger than you? Guess so. I think people, people do genuinely have uncles that are younger than them. That happens a lot. That does happen. Think about the parents, the grandparents, they switch, they fuck, and they have a baby. Yeah, that's an uncle. That's an uncle. So we think the old parents in that small little bed in Willy Wonka were incestual. I never had those thoughts, but I will say that watching- I just got on, I got to hold it together a little bit. It was very hard. When you said, "I never had those thoughts," it was very- But you watched Charlie and the Chocolate Factory as a kid. Excuse? What? Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. You watched that as a kid, and you certainly get to that scene, and you're just like, "What is going on here?" I mean- It's got to be one of the most troublesome things to watch. You get to the. I was a kid watching it, and they get to the- I went to the Chocolate Factory, and all this shit's happening, and all the Oompa Loompas and everything, and I'm still like, "I'm sorry, what was going on with those grandparents in the bed?" I'm not kidding. I really was confused by it. What's the boy's name who's like, "Don't do that." Especially- Augustus Gloop? Augustus, no. Yeah, that stuff is happening, but I'm saying, and once the grandpa gets out of the bed and stands up and is dancing around, if I'm his son, if I'm the dad, I'm shooting him immediately. I'm like, "What the fuck, Dad?" Yeah. Yeah, so I'm fucking shooting him. I will say, the laundry. Remember when the mom has a song for some reason in the movie? Which mom? The mom. Exactly. Right? She deserved more. Oh, of course. Never remember the mom. She's doing laundry. My whole childhood, I thought she was making soup, but it was not. It was not a big soup. Oh. I mean, it is a soup of clothes. What kind of soup were you thinking? It's a- Cabbage. I look like cabbage. It's a clothing soup. If you think about it, laundry is just- Augustus, no. Are you doing? Kal-el, no. Kal-el, no. No. You need the stone. No. What is that from? Do another impression. That's really all I have is Gal Gadot impressions. No, you worked so hard on. In our sketch day, Ian, you had an Arnold Schwarzenegger under your belt. Come on, go. Arnold, hey. Come on. You did Batman. I'll be right back. Come on. I guess I did do a Batman. Come on. Which Batman? Arnold. Arnold Schwarzenegger. I got the coffee. That was awesome. Anyways. Soup. Wow. It's just the ladies. Right? And then they had a child. Yeah. That would belong. That child would be related to both husband and wife. Yeah. Of Charlie. Half. His parents. Half siblings to Charlie's parents. Yeah. Yeah. Unc. And so I think that can happen. I think there are unique situations in the world that that has happened. And if you're listening, please reach out. Yeah. Reach out and let us know what you guys thought about the old people in the small bed in Willy Wonka. I think it was a good vibe. It kind of did. Did they like with it with their feet like by their hips? Yeah. I guess they were. Look at they were like this. Kind of scissored up like they were scissoring up all night when I was a teenager, maybe a little younger. I would be really bored in the summer and I would find like new ways to make my life more interesting. So I'd sleep sideways. Uh huh. Oh, I'm glad that went there because I wasn't sure what summer sideways we were going to have. I was like, I'm going to sleep sideways. I'm like, I'm going to sleep sideways. um, birth in bed the birth in bed because they can't get up i don't like this i don't like this i want to move on this is a nightmare um olivia you're reading yeast of eden i am yeast of eden i i have it on my it's it's on my uh next like up to read i've been meaning to read that book forever you're what are you reading right now i just started this book called dungeon crawler carl but it is funny um i read a book called angel down that was insane guess what happens angel down yes so are you more of like story or prose it goes back and forth shane's crazy he'll do a story book physical book and then when he gets in his car it's a like a non-fiction audiobook yeah i do i do audio i do non-fiction for audiobooks would some people consider listening audiobooks reading still yeah that's i i don't that's that's not reading one is better for the brain than the other but both are they both count i think they they just they're probably like whatever they're stimulating different like things in the brain sure stimulating what i don't really care you're married don't be stimulating shit i don't think one is better than the other uh in fact i i do struggle with audiobooks more and i'm like i need to do this more to like get better at my like attentive i i don't remember ever so i do non-fiction for audiobooks because i lose my place a lot like my my mind drifts a lot what non-fiction are you listening to um it's it's called uh there's no place for us it's about uh homelessness in america it just won the pulitzer so i was like i need to check this out and do you like it it's it's fascinating follows five different families wow um you said i have struggled with listening to books ever since ever since my concussion and we should talk about that and that's why we we actually planned all of this today to talk about well i know that i became nicer after my concussion whoa i never said that only keith i actually think i actually think i i i feel like i joined smosh shortly before or after that happened so i don't know i don't have any frame of reference ian's laughing ian's laughing at you this is true how messed it's not true it's not true i've always been a very nice lady it's i think that's true you have like lifelong friends and everything so i would believe that you do like like nobody like you have like friends who've you've been with for so long that you must be a nice person i pay them that's not a funny joke i might make myself laugh you're okay don't know don't stop it olivia olivia olivia stop it stop it what other insane things can i say to you guys i know this is a very like normal version of ow out of here don't what if my what if i broke my ankle this is okay what if i go that's okay what if i go to my therapist's office and just decide to sit like this it is actually insane how far you're no so you're going fishing later yeah i'm thinking i'll go fishing and i'll sit like this i everybody has more flexibility than me this looks flexible to you that's very i am struggling stretch for 13 years that's flexible are you can you see the strain but it's still flexible okay it's comfortable i gotta stop it's not and it looks great with a fishing vest or thank you out vest i appreciate it and it's a fly fishing vest shane i think it's because for the first 15 years that you worked out at the gym you never stretched a day in your life it's true i was really bad about it i know i just it's so weird i can't get the motivation to stretch because you kind of have to like be alone with your thoughts because like you know no you don't it's the same as working out dude it's a little different because working out i don't know i'm enthralled i love you is really mad at you right now i don't know why because stretching you have to hold a stretch for like 60 seconds so you have to like sit there yeah that's why yoga is all stretching because it's like it is a meditation are you guys fighting no opposite i think we're having a nice little foot time what the grandparents did oh man you're both gone sorry y'all brutal for noah because it like noah naturally just like laughs as he talks i don't think i could do this sorry it's a flexibility thing but also my hips my hips are not open yeah okay brag much i can't do that let me tell you that's a mother right you're telling me if i birth a child i can do this no no i've been like this forever you have to fucking stretch no i'm gonna get pregnant i'm gonna get pregnant i know i do you you can should i do hear you about no it's all my hips no it's it's hard to like stretch because you're like i'm thinking about it but what if you listen to your audiobook while you're doing it yeah well what i have been doing i i've been courtney can attest past couple days like i as we're like watching tv i'll stretch like in front of the tv i'll lay out a yoga mat and i'll be stretching while there's a show on and you just have to deal well you laughed so what the fuck am i supposed to do with that olivia chose you and that's olivia isn't even she she is kind of like posed like uh like it's picture day at uh school um everyone's posed all weird on the mics okay so they're over there courtney and olivia are um doing their own thing so now i'm just here by myself feels like let's let's gang up on him let's i dare you oh yeah you're out matched out match yeah okay go for it what do you got poop no no no no olivia thoughts do you own a vest uh sweater vest right i own a sweater vest you own a few vests what nice what what vests why are you lying to us oh i'm sorry you forgot your suit that doesn't have a vest the newest one does i don't think it does i don't it does how do you know because i looked at it and i pay attention yeah yep yep shane i got a i got a navy suit got you yeah shane we got you we got you so i got a navy suit classic some may say when are you gonna wear it at the wedding soon what wedding my cousin's getting married what's your cousin what's your what's my cousin what your cousin what your cousin olivia you had a podcast for a little bit i did have a podcast for a little bit called fish cheeks which cheek were you talking about don't just like fish cheeks actually fish cheeks i'm trying honestly just fish cheeks you guys you went to anna jack did you order the banzino the fish cheeks are the best part yeah it's a delicacy oh that was a place yeah she went to a restaurant that i really like and they have a really delicious banzino there and then people and the head is on the fish and then you just you eat the you eat the cheek and then my friend eats the eyeballs oh that's next level yeah i'm not at that i'm not that level of eating eyeballs and what level would you describe yourself at me i guess ian of eyeball eating i wouldn't eat i wouldn't eat eyeballs i i mean the thing is like if if if we've all eaten hot dogs we've probably all eaten like pig rectum at this point yeah but i we were talking about fish eyes i mean we've probably all eaten pig rectum that's that's the unfortunate thing if you guys had to choose the titanic death for you which one oh propeller guy propeller guy i feel like propeller guy's the first propeller guy you're telling me you don't know propeller guy have you seen titanic the movie yes yeah yeah there's a guy who falls he's holding on to like the end of the railing as it starts to to list up and break in half and he falls onto one of the big propellers he falls and then he and he goes off the propeller and flips into the water so you want to be that guy yeah because it's like the most like epic death that happens there like what do you want well okay the rich people that like they're just like oh we're just gonna like drink and like go down with the ship wasn't that like actually like supposed to be one of like the it wasn't a rockefeller but there was some like a guy who was like oh we're just gonna like famous like old money multi-millionaire that was on that ship and it was an aster aster i hardly know her and we will move on to the next segment unfortunate i i appreciate it have you always worn glasses no when did you find out that you were being blinded over time do you own contacts no i've never put a contact in my so you've always worn glasses from the point that i started wearing glasses yeah which was when um probably like 2018 you felt like you really needed it i i just um i feel like there's some like you're hiding something about these glasses is it just me or does it feel like there's more to this story that you guys you guys you fall in love okay i have a question where are you going with this all right you fall okay you're in love with the most perfect person already ideal ideal that one that one's a complete deal breaker because i feel like you that's gonna be a clip if you're gonna fake it if if you're gonna fake it i'm glad you decided for us that that one's gonna be the clip Is it not going to be? What's wrong? It's funny. I'm making myself laugh. So, okay, go on. So, okay, what if you meet the soulmate, whatever. And they don't have lenses in their glasses? Just frame. Just frame is rough. I think there's obviously people that wear, well, we know somebody that wears, they wear glasses sometimes and they don't have prescription lenses in them. Who? I do that too, but I'm saying no lens. Yeah. Like you can go like this. Yeah, no, that's some goofy Halloween type. That's how you take headshots when you're a child. Really? Yeah. We got her. Amanda. That's good. Everyone who's taking headshots as a child knows it. Tell us about that process. The process of getting headshots done when you're a child is getting like three or four outfits all the same tint of green because it compliments your eyes. And then you spend like two hours with a woman just kind of flashing your eyes and taking pictures. Oh, okay. Do you ever do like dark films? No. Or comedies? Well, technically I've been in a film that's very, very dark as in the reality of what's occurring on camera. You'll never know how dark and illegal it is, but by watching the content. Awesome. It's fine. Yeah. That's totally separate. I think the first time I got headshots, I was not a kid. I was a little bit older. Oh yeah. And they were not headshots. They were like what I thought were headshots, but they were like weird model shots. In Boston. And they looked so weird. It's like even weirder than a, than a school day picture. Yeah. They're, they're the weirdest thing. School day pictures were, that was a fight to the death for me. Yeah. Because I always, I never liked my clothes. So I always wanted to steal like my sister's clothes. And it was like mission impossible the night before picture day. I would take a shirt and then I would put it on and then put a jacket over it and try to get in the car with my sister and get there. Wow. So. Yeah. I almost got killed that day. Sorry. Let me get this straight. Are you okay? He's struggling, I think. Oh, cause you're not wearing real glasses. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. So the grandparents slept foot to head or were they head, head, head? Ian, are those real lenses? Yeah. Yeah. This is what's crazy. Cause I got LASIK and I think once I got LASIK, it, it feels like you found lenses. Oh, poor Noah. You had big, big sunglasses on and anytime the sun would hit your eyes, you were just so many tears. Yeah. And every time I told someone I got LASIK, they were like, oh, see, that's why you don't get LASIK. And I was like, I just got it. That's a great time to start this conversation. Yeah. So then I felt like I had to become a salesperson. I had to, I had to really pitch LASIK to people. How come they're laughing? I'm not laughing. We're, we're, I'm smiling and enjoying the moment. Just have a sneeze coming. Um. We should maybe try to get him to laugh. Okay. Why are you guys trying to make me laugh? Um, breast milk. That's good. Weird trains. Whoa. Weird trains? I don't know. I'm just thinking. Breast milk. Go on. Weird train. I don't think I've ever said anything about trains. I don't think you have either. Uh, cause your thing is highways. Yeah. That's just a fact. What's, what's your guys' favorite? I don't like highways that much. Well, I don't like highways. I don't like highways. I don't like them either. I use them. I just have favorites. Have you ever seen photos of like old Los Angeles where there's so much public transit? Like there's all the trolleys everywhere. Trolleys. Yeah. I was like, oh my God, we got rid of this? And there were so many problems with them too. Cause there's always like 10 people tied up on one track and one person tied up on the other track. And that was just happening all over Los Angeles. What are you, Zach Kornfield? Nice. I mean. Yeah. Amanda and I did that show. Yes. Yeah. And. And it was crazy. And. So trains. Yeah. Trains. Um, what's your, what's your favorite nature documentary? Um, I truly, anything with David Attenborough, I rock with that shit, man. He's so old now. I love him. He's, and he looks great and he's killing it, dude. Yeah. Have you heard about the documentary where a woman has a thousand men run a train? I mean, no. No, tell me more. There's a train. And doesn't that excite you? I don't like trains. I've never even been on a train. You've never been on a train? Never been on a train. I've never been on a train. Um, the surf liner. Why would I be on a fucking train? The train from Los Angeles to San Diego is genuinely one of the coolest. Oh, so you have. So that was a lot. Of course. Yeah. I love trains. So you're lying about that. What else are you lying about? Oh, so you have. So that was a lot. Of course. Yeah. I love trains. Yeah. Lying about your glasses. I don't know. Glasses. Maybe my glasses are fake. I mean, when I look at your eyes now, I do see like, cause you know, when you can tell it's a prescription when the, where there's a skin. There's a warp. There's a warp. Yeah. I don't really see much of a warp. But they're probably a low prescription. These are living reading glasses. Mine are, mine are pretty low. No, no. Mine are low prescription. I, I basically wear glasses only when I do ad reads cause of the teleprompter. It's just far enough that it's like fuzzy and I'm like, I need glasses for this. I'm supposed to wear glasses. I barely passed the vision test when I renewed my license because my left pupils fucked up. And so I did the right side. I was like, nice. And they're like, okay. Another eye. And I was like, oh fuck. And then when you put glasses on, I become one of those like horrifying closeups from SpongeBob. Yeah. You're like, oh. And you like take your glasses off. Um. Yeah. I don't wear glasses to protect myself from shame. Yeah. This show, you know what I forgot is painful about this show is when you're off to the sides and then people are like having conversations about things that you want to talk about. Yeah. You guys brought up Branzino. What do you think? Oh, you want to talk about Branzino? I've never had Branzino, but I think I want to make it. I want to make it. Wait, is Branzino just sea bass? It's just a whole fish. Is it just a fancy way of saying sea bass? No, Branzino is a fish that's from like Greece, right? Okay. I can make, I'll give you a Branzino recipe. Ooh. Whoa. I would love that. Cause yeah, you take the whole fish. You like, you make cuts in it. You cut it in small pieces. You make little seasonings. You just do it whole. Okay. Oh yeah. And then she eats it like this. She grabs it by the tail. And you just go. She goes. Oh yeah. It's so good. Should I make it here in the office? Sure. We got an oven here. I don't know if, I don't know if we're picking up any of your audio, but if you want to keep talking, I'll just, I'll just say exactly what you're saying. Like one second after I speak Mandarin. I am surprised you guys don't have a boom. Um, no, we're really good. Oh, URL has a boom. Yeah. Just in case. You're a loser. Already said that one on there. Yeah. Feel the shame. Don't do that. Makes Amanda laugh, but no, nobody else. See, I knew I would ricochet. The only way to make Courtney laugh is to make Amanda laugh. Um. Um. The only time, the only time, the only time Ian doesn't wear glasses when he's driving. That's especially when I wear my glasses. No. You, uh. 'Cause I can't see things far away. I realize we were recording, uh, you've, you've had multiple outfits today, 'cause we did a Reddit stories earlier today. Outfit change. You had a different outfit. You had a whole different outfit. Yeah. Outfit change. 'Cause I'm a fucking professional. Oh, see, I do the thing, see what I do for these shoot days. I have one pair of pants. Hm. And then I, I have a pair of pants. Oh, that's smart. Yeah, I, I, I just didn't, I didn't like the synergy between the pants that I brought. That's tough. So, I had to, I had to bring the whole fit. It is hard. You're only changing pants? Uh, no, I changed, changed everything. You changed everything. I changed my underwear. You brought different jackets. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're changing your underwear? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's, it's more of a spiritual thing. Yeah, I, I, 'cause like, I, I had to feel different, you know? So, like. Do you guys have a favorite part of the outfit? So, what's, what's your favorite part of the outfit? So, one's like, one's like chain mail, and one's like made of like fish scales. Oh, which one's your favorite pair? Okay, which one's your favorite pair? Um, underwear. Oh, me undies. Is, does it have like a little, like, um. Fly? Um, like. Oh, this is the thing that we talked about with Spencer, where it's like, he goes, he uses that. Of course, yeah. I use that a lot. I use that a lot. I use that a lot. I use that a lot. Oh, I love that. I love that. I use that a lot. I use that a lot. I use that a lot. Um. Fly? Um, like. Of course, yeah. That's what we talked about in the first You Laugh, You Leave, so. Oh, yeah? Okay. All right. Fair. Fair. That's what we talked about. But we don't have to talk about it again. You know? That's what Spencer likes. Do you have a problem with the fly? No. I just. I, I, I. Do you guys wear skims? Are you jealous? I don't wear skims. You don't wear skims? Yeah. Do they have skims for hymns? Yes. Oh. I've got some good Calvin Kleins that I like. Okay. Those are fancy. Those are nice. Very nice. Those feel good. Do you have to, like, show it off in the waistband? No, I don't really. You got to hike that shit up. No. No. You know? No. And just everywhere you go, be like. No. Are those new pants? I've never seen you wear pants like that. These are not new pants. I've had these for a couple of years now. But I, I, they're some of my favorites. When is the right time to wash your jeans and pants? Every time you wear them? Man, it's so. Some would say never. So, so, selvedge denim heads have this whole thing of, like, you, you go for as long as you can without washing them. Yeah. 'Cause then it builds up the natural fade lines and everything and stuff. But, uh, I don't know. I, I, I kind of, I kind of play it by, like, vibe. That's how I wash my ass. Okay. I play it by vibe. Ten wears of jeans. But what if you're going to Korean barbecue? Oh, see, that's a full. That, I need one of those things, you know, in sci-fi movies when they, like, leave, like, thing and they get like sprayed and everything you need that because i smell like korean barbecue for a week after i think and they have isn't always bad closets where you can put your clothes in and it just like sanitizes and it takes out the smell whoa wow yeah yeah it's like if you're near a bonfire or any sort of barbecue it's like you're gonna smell like that forever yeah i dress accordingly when i'm going to like barbecue spot nothing have you ever nothing have you ever put your jeans in a freezer no apparently that doesn't apparently that might work for the smell but it's not like it's cleaning it it's just i don't know i also don't i'm like no i've got i want to use my freezer for other things i put some potatoes in there you would put potatoes everywhere okay but out on the counter were you close you're close to laughing that make you almost laugh you almost laugh i just i just don't understand your relationship with potatoes you had one potato did you only did you only have one potato in your fridge yeah that's what i said you just had one i had one potato and then you took it out i took it out and i put it in water boiled it yeah do you salt the water no oh i should have huh i didn't do that no and oh sorry do you do you peel it no i ate the skin you ate the skin oh the skin is really good yeah okay i have potatoes all the time i eat i eat a ton of sweet potatoes this is sweet potatoes i know but in no season okay you're talking about like a russet this wasn't a russet either didn't have like oh a golden a yukon yeah it was a yukon oh like buttery but you didn't have any butter on it no i thought about it but then i didn't do it and and okay and and you said you ate this in bed was it on a plate or a paper towel paper towel okay so paper towel and you took you just you just fisted it you just put it in your hand and yeah i fisted a potato while i was reading east of eden so you're i mean that's that's pointed because isn't that a farm you just put it in your hand and yeah i fisted a potato while i was reading east of eden so you're yeah is were you is that what inspired you yes maybe it was a subconscious like let me get in touch yeah very different because it would have been kind of fucked up if you're eating grapes of wrath it's like you guys wish you had one of these you know grapes no a potato oh because it's the dust bowl oh okay i was thinking like and then when i'm reading lord of the flies you're like i'm a girl so oh yeah there were no dirt i was saying like no eating flies or something eating oh yeah yeah and name a book i did yeah i said lord of the flies at east of eden name another oh you read secret history i did i loved that i loved that book i loved that book that book was i love that book it was so good okay i was being for real for a moment hey guys oh my god we're like we're like the grandparents in bed courtney's very uncomfortable by this she she's she's giving a very grossed out face is it probably everybody in this room is i've never felt your hands before my hands yeah they're soft we've worked here for 10 years why would i be holding my co-worker's hand that's that's inappropriate yeah and i'm always saying that i always see you walking around with your with one of our co-workers and you're holding their hand spencer yeah and it's making us all very uncomfortable okay man deal with it um we can talk about talk about whatever we want what's your favorite um have you ever wanted to have you guys ever wanted to go on a submarine no i'm not into discovering stuff in the ocean no no no you don't have to discover you could just like no look at a fish or something i don't want to i think uh i went on disneyland they got the nemo ride that's a little submarine i don't want to do stuff like that do a little submarine i'd rather go into space than go in water really yeah you'd rather go all the way up into space feels more discovered and safe space is more discovered yeah who do we have discovering ocean stuff uh james cameron only james cameron it's just james cameron and the ocean i believe i think it's a real film i think it's a documentary i would like that okay i'm just gonna get out of here mission accomplished i think so i i'm just gonna talk about myself now because we can change topics go ahead noah i'm fostering two we're gonna listen to noah's talk about himself now yeah i'm fostering two little kittens right now what are their names uh so they were uh given to me as iggy and sabbath it's from a litter named after like rock stars and rock bands but i just call them the diarrhea twins because they uh they're brother and sister and they love to shit with each other they'll be facing opposite directions and they'll both just diarrhea kind of next to each other the themes today are outrageous it's the truth incestual old people potatoes and and fridges without salt or butter and diarrhea twins yeah my goodness horrific it's such a powerful stank ew ew it like permeates my apartment at this point i they will be leaving soon they're gonna go get adopted they're they're going up to san francisco i'm fostering did you ask if i was gonna throw them away no why don't you throw away the why don't you throw away the the poop oh i do but it's just because they they don't mean for it but it's like they are in it and you got to keep wiping them and at a certain point you just can't stop cleaning a cat that doesn't want to be cleaned and it's it's like a little demon covered in a blanket and it's like a little demon covered in diarrhea and so at a certain point you do what you can and then you just you put it back in its little little pen area this is good for you to like know how it feels like to have like a baby yeah i'm learning that i don't think i'd be good at it babies don't just diarrhea all the time everywhere tell me more about this yeah they do don't they have like blowouts yes they have blowouts they do shit all the way up to their neck that is so yeah oh my god i wasn't even trying to make you laugh it's a fact like they do have blowouts where they'll literally be sitting there and they're like the babies and then it's a blowout up to their head i heard that when you have a little boy baby and you they're peeing sometimes it shoots up into your face and yeah well i i have a little i have a little hack because i've been peed on you know a bit so i i now am like i'm ready for it i know exactly when he's gonna be no i take the diaper and i put another diaper on and i'm like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my god i'm gonna be like underneath and then i whip out the diaper and i put the other diaper on top because once once it hits cold air let me tell you they're peeing really yeah the stream is flowing have you been peed on i'm talking about this you've been peed on yeah not by choice no not by choice and even if that's what you're into it actually doesn't it it's not even that um crazy anymore it's not what i'm into i get so i wasn't trying to talk about that i wish you just ignored it you can go back i was going to but everyone it's a podcast everyone can hear everything no they can't eric says yes that is sometimes i think about it's like well they'll cut that but the people in the room heard it oh we don't cut anything on smosh mouth we love to keep it all in really yes there's so many things so much potato stuff where it's gonna be the highlight they have a whole folder of potato stuff olivia has said that yeah i will say i love eating potatoes just plain it's so good exactly um boiled boiled no salt no butter just potatoes are really popping it in and also i also read books and then listen to audiobooks i'm listening to fame sick right now and it is so good that is who's lena dunham's oh i do need a it's a very very good book you know how i like a potato mashed lots of butter impregnated with sweet corn whoa guys huh lots of sweet corn really good and you go and you just shovel that shit when's the last time you had that a couple nights ago you made it didn't make it i was at a restaurant it was like um where do they have that it was like an irish restaurant no no scottish restaurant and they had cream corn and mashed potatoes i think i know where that like and boston market no it's that's a boss that's like an irish restaurant right it's like near toluca lake i think it's called tam's o'shanter oh i've always it's an out walt disney's favorite it that place is a black i had a welsh rare bit there you have one cocktail and you leave being like what happened to me really yes i haven't carpeted head to toe and you're just like what happened to me i haven't felt that way in a long time and i would really like to get that way we got you how's that hand doing what are you what are you why are you resting it like that okay is it broken god also let me just say i do put my jeans in the freezer dude whoa technically that does kill bacteria there are certain bacteria that can't live in super cold temperatures just like when you boil water that kills bacteria but it doesn't necessarily get rid of the stink yep you can boil them you can boil your jeans might change the shape wait you can boil your jeans ball jeans you can bowl your jeans ball your jeans you both are gone uh bye girls go i miss you girls all right whoa jackets off all right welcome to url okay um what's your internet history go uh what have i been doing on the internet oh we all watch that bird watching documentary yeah listers it's incredible that was so good um love that one um that was incredible yeah yeah i took the jacket off got too hot for the podcast listeners the jacket is off uh okay no i i i i padded it earlier so it's it's dry yeah very yeah my chest is my chest is very hairy it's funny because like um sometimes i'll go running shirtless and i feel like i feel like every guy shaves their chest now it's very strange interesting or waxing i don't know yeah you know i think i'm the only person that goes like that goes like shirt off with body i never thought about that when i see people running or jogging in in los angeles all these years i don't think i've ever seen a like a really hairy dude running they they need to get out where the bear's at do you think maybe it's because guys who are like more naturally hairless are just for some reason more comfortable to take the shirt off if that's like if am i am i more so it's like guys that have nice bodies that want to show off like the the gains want to shave off their body hair to show to show the muscles um which i don't have um and i just don't care i don't shaving shaving all my body hair off that's a lot of work like a lot of work yeah you know what i like in heated rivalry there's this one guy that it's like it's not super hairy he is hairy but it wasn't shaved off it was almost like he got like it trimmed oh and it looked so clean like happy trail all what no it's up here it was like all one length that looked not even real and i was like yeah i'm gonna give me a picture no you're talking about the barista yes yeah this the smoothie guy is my phone there uh i ain't going to look up no that that show is insane okay hold on one second especially that storyline i was like jesus i need to hold on i thought i was heated rivalry smoothie guy shirtless images that should minus ai yeah make sure to add the minus ai ai heated rivalry you find it i feel like yeah so i so courtney's doing this so that's come on share share it with the class courtney share it with the class okay i'm just trying to find a high res one oh yeah we got to see each individual follicle no i remember we courtney and i were watching heated rivalry together the whole time she's going it came to these scenes and it's like he looks insane he does not look real okay okay let me get and then i gotta show the guys oh yeah come on share some with the guys i remember these scenes i don't like that i remember i actually hate that you hate that because it looks like it doesn't i don't know it looks like well gardened oh let me sit yeah no it's it's oh yeah he's probably using yeah he's using like um he's shaving it at like a three he's easy yeah he's using like a head on his trimmers so head so no head head um i'll air drop i'm gonna screenshot this and air drop it to you noah to everybody in the office noah yeah who's up on it who's up on the air drop right now here caroline damn it this must be yours oh that was just in there tyler tyler you need a code to air drop you by the way it's uh it says happy day i'm not giving that away to anyone caroline accepted eric oh yeah eric i need a code looks insane yeah oh yeah heated rivalry yeah yeah they're hockey players except for him he's a barista but he's also like a barista he's a barista looks like that more like hot key players what hot key players yeah hot key i love how much you're not on the couch but you're also on the couch olivia just has continued to be part of the conversation olivia you need to do this out in public where like you go somewhere like at a restaurant you go and sit by yourself and a table nearby you just kind of join their conversation i feel like she does do that you should just do that yeah i feel like olivia can strike up a group and have a great time i feel like you've done that a lot in your life how i am outside of work this is not right now this is my impression of olivia like just like if you're in the middle of a whoa you're in the middle of a conversation and then like olivia's just nearby and she's just like what's the deal with that okay guys can i ask like okay um if i'm like if if i have a no i was just curious and she just calls them chat chat she would never say that what do you think about that olivia would never say olivia's not a chat girly olivia would simply never say that you can't catch olivia dead near a chat i did i did have a lady do this to me at an airport lounge it was anthony and i were sitting there talking and she just straight joined our conversation were you at a bar it was kind of like a restaurant table and she was in a table next to us and and she was by herself and and you know i'm not gonna tell her to like i'm not gonna be like fuck off um so hey don't quote that guy can i can i ask can i ask like generally what you were you guys talking about like i have i don't remember but she just joined how did you remember how she joined the conversation at all no because it was it was like an inconsequential conversation and she weighed in and then anthony got up and went somewhere else and then i was stuck talking to this like 70 something year old lady oh shit like 45 minutes whoa to an hour yeah she told me all about her travels and uh she told me about her like medical conditions yeah and uh she told me about her kids and about how um about how she used to run a bakery in oregon and uh yeah and then she's like my name's betty crocker and you you looked away for one second you look back and she was gone no and then we banged in the bathroom you were grandpa style i'm not grandpa froggy style no no we did the old razzmatazz no no we did the old honky tonk got himself i knew he would get himself goodbye i wish we could talk about the guy he quoted just moments ago fuck off fuck we can't i can't find his social stuff or i can't find his social stuff so you have two kittens right now yeah i've got two two kittens that's really amazing two poopy kitties yeah two little poopy kitties it's nice to have a little bit of energy in the house my other cats hate them that's fine how many cats total do you have now uh now four but i've got two on my own one of which is whom courtney yeah saved yes and i was able to adopt we haven't told that story on smosh have we have we not ever i don't know but yeah a cat showed up at your door i was literally in my courtyard and like heard a little and like there's this little white kitty like tiny kitten ran right to me and i was like oh my gosh it was just like immediately like attached and i was like crap i gotta do something about this brought it in and my cats were used to the cat cafe life so they didn't even bat an eye at a cat in the house kept it in the bathroom because it was covered in fleas um and then i like tried driving around town to find a vet and it's like all the vets were closing and then like i managed to book uh an emergency appointment for like 9 p.m to go check if they're okay and then i literally was like texting i was like because you have to go to the vet and i was like i have to go to the vet and i was like you had been like nesting you were getting ready to like get a cat it was incredible the day before you found baby bell who became baby bell the cat uh was when i got my cat tree and the like cat pooper all the stuff literally just got delivered from chewy because i was like i want to have a cat i want to get a nice pet with my girlfriend and it just lined up amazingly it's crazy yeah it's crazy like i literally just sent you a picture was like you want a cat and you were like wait seriously and then i just handed little baby off to you to take to that vet appointment and it was yeah she had fleas she had worms she gave birth to a worm out her butt on our couch that's right yeah it was incredible i've heard about that happening oh yeah it's when i mean i'm happy i didn't see it i was sent a picture but my girlfriend had to fight it to get it out of the cat's butt because when they realize that it's not a safe place they try to go back in oh i mean we're gonna bleep all this oh yeah sorry it's like a horror film no and that's how we know that it wasn't like someone's kitten that was gone only for a few hours like that was a wild kitten yeah and based on her meow it sounds like she didn't even drink water it was probably like a motor oil puddle oh yeah she's got this little raspy meow i gotta come into this conversation oh let's switch it up but no now she's doing great now she's oh she's lovely healthy cat so fat oh my gosh she's gigantic that is like that is that is why cats domesticated themselves you know what i mean like cats did everything they could they were like we gotta we gotta get out of the wilderness yeah and then they're like oh we get to eat as much as we want now and just hang out it's weird when i like when i spend like a day at home like like on a weekend and i'm just like oh this is what you guys do all day every day that's crazy yeah like they'll be napping and they'll get up and they'll be like i'm gonna go take a nap somewhere else i'm just like yeah what a life i did not grow up with a lot of cats around me i grew up with like six cats around me i grew up with like six cats around me i grew up with like six cats around me i grew up with like six cats around me i grew up with like six dogs like like six cats around me i grew up with like six dogs like not my family but every holiday it was not my family but every holiday it was not my family but every holiday it was like a thousand Like golden retrievers or labs or shih tzus or all these crazy dogs. I love dogs. Were you a tall child, Amanda? Were you tall from the get-go? Yes. Okay. Because, again, I had a dog family dog, but I was always a very small child. Dogs were fun, but it was like being in, you know, the Lion King. Oh, stampede? It's a stampede. Oh, it's funny that you brought this up because the other day I was just thinking about how I was holding my aunt's dog. I'll never forget it. I was young. I think I was like four or five. And he was a big lap, and I was holding him on a leash. And he decided to, like, go for something. And I was lifted in the air, like flew in the air, like, no, holding him on a leash. And I was like, how did I not, like, you know, rip my face or something? Like, how did I not, like, rub against the ground? I don't know what happened, but I'll never forget that memory. I'm not going to call you out for laughing at your own story because it was such a pure memory. Oh, I laughed. It was such a pure memory, and I enjoyed that moment. No. Yeah. You're right. I'm so sorry. I'm out of here. Sorry, Amanda. You got to go. I forgot. See, I grew up. I had two cats when I was first. Dude, just make me laugh. Just make me laugh. What the fuck, Olivia? Make me fucking laugh. I can't even think about what to say to make you laugh. I think, Olivia, I have to let things just, like, settle for a bit. It's been, we've been here for 60 minutes. I never say jokes that make you laugh. Yeah, you do. What? What's a joke that I've said that's made you laugh? Is there one that you can think of, like, from the past? Oh, I thought of one, but then it's a joke that I said to you that made you laugh. Oh, so it was what you said that made me laugh. Courtney and I were laughing at, okay, now I'm back to Claire recently. Oh, yeah. That might be my favorite. I mean, your first ever TNTL joke for me still makes me laugh. Martin, score crazy. Oh, yeah, that was so stupid. But now I'm back to Claire is such a classic. Yeah. I've got, like, three that are good and probably, like, 900. 197 that aren't. You have so many that are good. But it's fine, bro, because it's like baseball. You know what? I got a home run that one time, and we won the game. It doesn't matter. That is very true. That is extremely true. Explain to Claire. Oh, Claire, I was pretending to be, I forget now what they're called, but I'm going to call them, like, wolf. That was my phone that just fell off. You were, like, turning into a werewolf. You're like, I'm turning into a werewolf, and then you, like, revert back to. Revert back. I've seen videos online of people who pretend to be animals, and then they form their own little packs in the woods. It is such Midwest. Oh, my God. I love that joke. Yeah. Where you're a werewolf. But how genuinely, when you come back and you look at us, you go, okay, now I'm back to Claire. And it just, it. It was so good. I still do. Yeah. I tried to take the mindset of someone who is in charge, like, the lead, I would say, like, partner of the alpha male. I was, like, the alpha, I guess, female would be that character. Yeah. How did you say it? Can you do it again? I couldn't. Do the bit? I couldn't do that. Do the entire bit? Or do the banjo one we're singing right down the. Okay, Olivia's making herself laugh here. I'm so happy. I think, I think she got herself. Oh, now that. Okay, now we're. Whoa, we finally got. Yeah. It's the boys. Yeah, so. This, this, this is what happened. Yeah, we were in LAX. What nobody asked for. Doing SEX. Okay. All right. He just came right back where he left off. Do you guys want to go back to talking about me having sex with an old woman in the LAX? No, we don't. I didn't know that was even a topic. You've done that? I know, but it was, it was a joke. It does make me think about, what does me, what is me having sex with an old woman in LAX remind you of? It makes me think about whenever I'm at the airport and the thing I, I clock every time I'm at the airport, especially when I'm there at like five or 6:00 AM, there's always someone there with a full drink. Oh yeah. And I'm always like, damn, I always like real, I'm like, whoa, like you're. Wait, is that a loophole? If I open a bar in LA, but I claim that it's like a private area. Oh, you can have it open 24, seven, 24, seven, but they just, they serve out, they serve alcohol, like kind of all the time at airports, I was just looking in the general direction of the crazy thing. No, I'm actually looking past you at Scott. Who's going like this. Scott knows Scott knots like hell. Yeah. The crazy thing is like in the airport lounges, the alcohol is free and it is open bar. And I don't, I don't think I've ever had alcohol at it in a lounge. I haven't, but I like, look, I like, I like a drink, but I, I think airports, I don't understand why they make it so available because you're about to get on a flight for five hours and be stuck in a tube with a bunch of other people for. Well, that's what gives us all the great, uh, tick tock. Oh my God, man. Anyways, well, what do you think, what do you, what kind of freak out do you think you'll get canceled for what I think, uh, like the airport, like an airport freak outs or like. Do you think it's going to be like a kid, like walking on your lawn and you're like, I don't have a lawn, so I don't have to worry about it. But I'm saying like in the future by a man, I was in the car with Keith and he almost crashed into us, obviously doing something wrong. And he got out the car acting like he was going to fight us. And this is, this is the issue is I will gladly join in. So like I had my window down, we're laughing at him. We're like making faces and stuff. And he starts, you're making faces at him. Cause he got out his car. Like you're going like, yes. I was like, what are you going to do? What are you going to do? You're going to come fight us. That's what you're going to do. So he starts coming over. Like he's going to fight us. So I roll up my window and then he just gets mad. He almost hit you? Almost hit us. I almost hit us. I mean inches from. And it was his fault. It was 100% his fault. Fully his fault. Like he almost T-bones you. And then you made faces at him. Yes, I did. I mean, that's. Got him. See, if I, if I nearly hit someone and I get out and they're laughing, I'm like, okay, good. I'm fine. I'm going to get in my car and get out of here. Cause that was my fault. Yeah. But when, but when somebody's angry and then you laugh at their face, it just makes them. Oh, it's devastating. Like there was, there was a guy. It is devastating. There was a guy that was like tailgating me super hard and we were going through like a residential street. I stop at a, there's like multiple stop signs down this road. And every time I'm making sure I do a nice full and complete stop for this dick bag. And, and then. Got a complete stop for that dick bag. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Got to. Otherwise I'm just blowing straight through him. That's a joke. And so. Say it's a joke when it's a joke. It helps us. It helps us know. Slash ass. So I, so I come, I come to the stop and then he decides he's going to just blow through the stop. Like go, go into the opposing traffic, go through the stop sign. And me being like a little petty was like, well, I'm just going to accelerate and not let him in. Love it. Love it. And then, and then of course I let him in cause he was insane. And then I like blare my horn. Yeah. And then he stops the car in the middle of the road and then gets out of his car and he starts yelling at me. And I'm just like, and I'm just kind of like laughing at him and he's just getting more and more angry. And then like after like two minutes of him yelling, I had all my windows up and I was playing music and I wasn't going to stop my music for this guy. And then like after two minutes I was just like, I can't hear you. That's awesome. And then, and then he just got really, really angry. He got really mad and, and then he tried to walk towards my car and I just reversed my car a little bit. It was very fun. I literally episode one of beef. Yeah. Oh, she's right. Olivia is correct. This is like episode one of beef. Yeah. Well, it was based off of my life. I, it was based off of my life. I'm very scared. Really? Oh, well in LA, LA road rage happens literally every day. Oh yeah. I see. I'm very scared of LA drivers cause I'm like, I don't want to piss people off cause I don't know who you are. I don't know who you are, but I'm thinking if, if I end up in a situation like that where someone's next to me and they're like trying to yell or whatever, I think what I'm going to do is like, try to be like, I'm gonna try to confuse them a little bit more as opposed to like being like, I can't hear you or laughing at them or yelling back. I'm just going to make them think that maybe like they're in the simulation a little bit. So I'm going to give them a little bit of just kind of like, try to have my head spin 360 and then, you know, just give them a weird look, you know, just kind of, or like, you I always wondered like if, if like playing, if like playing like a crazy act, if somebody's like about, it was like about to mug you and then you just act like absolutely insane, if that would work on them. I've in, in my own experience, it wasn't insanity. It was just trying to be like a little, uh, I can only describe as like a chihuahua. That's how I was in it. Yes. Like a chihuahua. Sorry, you got robbed? Chihuahua. No, I wasn't robbed. I was, I was in a car. Car accident, long story short, I can't give all the details currently, but this person was realistically under the influence and threatened to, to beat me up and leave me there on the side of the road. I got LASIK after cause my glasses were lost in the accident and I was like, Oh, if someone were to just nearly end my life, I literally could not identify them. And so, yeah, but it was one of those. And so I had like no percent on my phone, maybe like two, 3%. So I just acted like I was filming the whole time and just was yelling. Wow. So you just out, you just out crazied them. Yes. But, but by just trying to be loud. And like, you know, back up, like you were said, you're going to hit me. I rewatched it. I thought I was like, wow, I really stood up for myself. Rewatching situations like that. I mean, never, I would never release it publicly. Cause you sound, I mean, my girlfriend couldn't love me anymore. If she saw this, I'm sitting there and I'm like, you, sir, you tried to hit me, sir. You hit me with your car and you threatened to beat me up, sir. No, you back up, you back up, sir. Oh, you back up, sir. I mean, so quickly, so quickly. It's so embarrassing. OK. Selena, has it been 69 minutes? Oh, you had something planned for 69? Perfect. It's official. Is that the only one? You had one queued up? A single? No! Damn it! You had a single fart queued up? Someone take my seat. That's the end. I'm going to pee my pants. And Olivia. Good luck with this, guys. Good luck. Oh, brother. Okay, wow. Thank you, Courtney, for ending it on a fart note. Guys, we have talked about so much wild things. Not enough. It has been amazing, and also a fever dream. And Noah, that story was very, very funny. I enjoyed every moment with you guys. Thank you for being here. Noah, Ian, Olivia, Sway. Looked at me and said Ian. Ian, Olivia, Noah, Courtney, and Shan. Now I'm afraid to laugh. Can I laugh now? You can laugh. This was You Laugh, You Leave, part two. Thanks, guys, for talking about everything wild. And what we want to really know is, where are the grandparents? Think about it. Were they porking? Because if they had a child, it would be half. Okay, everyone come in. Everyone come in. Okay, everyone. It would be half-sibling, and it would be really awkward. Guys, let us know if you want a version three. Guys, draw some fanfic. Send us fanfics, fan art of the grandparents porking. Oh, my God. You can send it directly to Amanda's email. It is mommydommy69 at AOL.com. Okay. All right, guys. We love you all. Thanks for being here. Bye, guys. We love you. Bye.