#136 - Let The Wheel Decide

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I do wonder what it would sound like if everybody had wants. It's going to happen a bunch. I can't. Chains too built. Stay in there. Stay in there. Do you guys remember that thing on Instagram when they'd be like, "Guess the fart?" Would their partners? No, the partner would do the fart noise with their mouth, and then their partner would do the fart. Oh, and try to fart. I try to fart to match it. To be like, "Oh, well, you know your partner." I'm trying to guess what their fart's about. But you're like, "Get the fart." And then the girl goes, and then the guy's, and she's like, "Oh." I got it wrong. He's like, "Oh, you got it wrong." See, that's what tick talks for. Like, that is what tick talks for. I agree. Oh, anyways, hi. Welcome to Smosh Mountain. I'm Amanda. And we have a very wonderful guest. We have a very wonderful guest, Damien. Damien The Strawberry Haas, as they call me. Hi, folks. Great to be here. Hi, Damien. We realized this is the first time you've been back since you were host. Yeah, it's been a minute. Yeah, I hope it didn't scare you off. No, I just was really busy. Well, I'm so glad that you're back. It's funny because I know we're doing the move right now. And my plan was, in between the move and actually getting into the new space, I wanted to get extremely shredded just as a joke. So it goes from up-loaded videos as normal to this. That's not going well. But I did grow my hair real long. Your hair looks great. It does look great. I was saying, during the move, because we didn't film for a few weeks there. And we're about to not film as much stuff for the next while while we're moving of like, what if everybody pumped as much gear as possible? Yeah. And we work out super hard. Everybody gets ripped, like, disgustingly ripped. Like, not where it looks good. Oh, I would love that. Where it's like that. And then we all learn Chinese. And when we come back, we're all super buff. And we do not, we just speak Chinese. Oh. And it's just like, what, like, what if we did that? Oh, Shane. Oh, boy. This is a journal lot. I started a little bit. What if, what if we did that? I would love to get super ripped. Remember those, like, bodybuilder women who are super tan and they are ripped? My parents met, like, at a gym in the '70s, '80s. And they would, like, judge bodybuilding competitions. I think that's sort of how they both wanted to be at that time. It was wild. Wow. So I should do that. You should. You want to be like the wife of Rex Kwondo in Napoleon Dynamite. Yes. Oh, my God. Yes. Wow. What a reference. I know. We watched it recently and it was the best. What's the, what's the llama's name again? Tina Tina Tina Tina. Tina fell out at the food. What happened to that guy? Oh, you didn't hear him. John Heeter? He's a round. He's a round. What do you mean? He's, he's, he's, he's, he didn't hear what happens. He's just a guy. He's just a round. He's just a guy doing something. Something bad happened to him, right? Well, bench warmers. Yeah. Yeah. No, that wasn't a good one for him. Yeah. Yeah. No, I think he's fine. Anyways, we got a wheel here today. Um, I, I've wanted to get a wheel on to, to, what? You want to get your wheel on? I want to get my wheel on. Caveman talk show. Today we're joined by wheel. Wheel. Okay. Let's explain the wheel. So we're at number nine. So this is a one through 10 scale. But the exclamation marks are wild. Yeah, you get to choose if it lands on exclamation. Yeah. Uh, basically you look few episodes ago. We did some fun wheel games. I said how I want to do hot take roulette. Yes. Was a game that I pitched forever ago. But then we were also having fun of just like, having it land on a number. You associate that with something in the middle of people. Guess what number you landed on. Yeah, we did cartoon sounds. I didn't have as much fun doing that because I wasn't that good at it. But we still did it. And you guys will probably figure it out. We figured out before this, we were, we were spinning the wheel and, and seeing how gay we were. Yeah. Jonathan walked up and is like, how gay am I? And it landed on, it landed on one. So just so everybody knows, Jonathan is these. I'm chronically, chronically, greatest person in that spot. You're feeling this. But then he asked uh, how straight am I and he, he landed on one, he is neither. Right. He doesn't. He is really sort of like a yin and yang of uh, gay straight. Yeah, yeah. And you, I landed on an eight, which means I'm the gayest one here. And as the gayest one here. Yes. Everybody please give me treats. That's how it works. What kind of treats? I don't know. What, I'm very new to the culture. What do we, what do we like? Hey, what's your gay? What's up? We put treats, we love them. Lots of things. Yeah. But yeah, we brought in the wheels just to have a little fun. Just have a little fun. Just bigger and better. Yeah. No, this wheel is satisfying as hell. It's more in proof. I feel like with a lot of these wheels, if you spin them, you're worried you're going to like make them fall to the side. Here, it's sturdy. I feel like I could really spin this thing. And it's fun. So if you're watching, you're going to know what number they landed on. You're going to get to see what they're trying to interpret. If you're listening, you have to just guess what number they landed on. Yeah. And we're going to lie every time. And we're going to lie to you. We're going to be like four. And that's how it goes. Re-u-ediot. Before we do that, Damien, how are you doing? Yeah, Damien, how's it been going? It's been going. Yeah, how's it been going? It's been, I got a couple good things going on. Yeah, a couple of bummer things too, but had a good announcement. I get the voice character named Diego Brando in Steelball Run, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, which is a dream because I love Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. No, at all. Dude, thank you. When you announce that, I was like, "You've done so many cool projects over the years." But I was like, "Being in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is crazy." Thank you, my friend. That's a dream feature. I saw fans saying that now Smosh is a Jojo reference. Well, already was because you dressed as Diego that one time. That is true. I, literally, for your funeral roast years ago, I dressed up as this character. Well, the version of-- Yeah. Wait, this? Yes, no, that's Diego. That's Diego, who's like an immortal vampire crazy person. This is Diego who goes by Diego and it's kind of like a reset. Rebooted. I have a bit of a rebooted universe. This now takes place in the Wild West kind of. I mean, it's across-- 1890, I think. Yeah. Wild West. Or to city. You'll see. But-- Yeah, all across me. But out of all the characters, you could have voiced. Your voice. I was Diego. I was really-- or Diego, but yeah. Diego, but I was pretty-- Can you give us the voice real quick or no? You'll just have to tune in on-- to Netflix on March 19th for the premiere. Yeah, so it's already out by the time this airs. I've-- Go back in time, silly. I am currently trying to catch up. I'm almost done with Golden Wind. Tell you. Which is awesome. I don't think you-- I know you want to. I don't think you have to have seen the other-- It's a bit of an anthology. It's a bit of an anthology. OK. It's in effect. So yeah, this one's a bit of a reboot. But that was a-- so that's a cool thing. Other major thing, I won't dwell it on it too much, but my beloved cat, Zelda, passed away in December, which was-- Oh, it's so sad. No, yeah, it was really hard and still is. But as of a week ago, it's been a few months now. As of a week ago, I adopted a new cat, and they have named him Tuppence. Tuppence. And he's my sweet little baby boy. And I still miss Zelda all the time, but it's nice to give a home to a new beast. And you were like universally connected to this new cat, right? Didn't you say there was like something? Yeah, I remember. So I woke up and the rescue had two minutes prior posted-- I used to call Zelda my little cow, or my little beef, because this one was also a black and white cat. And the post said something, have you ever wanted a house cow? And I was like, oh, that's crazy. And then they showed this cat flopping down, and it looked just like Zelda. And when I went to go meet him, six hours away in the Bay Area, he like, Zelda couldn't really meow, and this cat can't really meow, and I was just like, this is so-- Oh, it's all the spirit. Yeah, it's a sweet situation, so I'm really happy to have him. Tuppence is such a Damien word. Thank you. Like, and it's a great word. It makes me think of Mary Poppence, because-- Yeah, it's all about Poppence. Yeah, Poppence. Tuppence. That person. I don't know where that came from, but I always used it as like a cat name and things. Apparently, people pointed this out on my post about it. I named the cat that we met in Bath Legacy, Tuppence. No way. Which I did not realize. People were like, it's a Smosh reference. I'm like, I guess it is. Wow. I just feel like-- Oh, my God. I can see it being a recurring word that-- because it's just-- it's of the sound of words that I feel like you think it's a good sound. Tuppence, yeah. Do you guys remember Bath Legacy? I do. I do. Apparently not well enough. People had to point it out. I mean, I-- Oh, well, we did a lot of episodes. Oh, my God. And it was crazy. We came up with a new character all the time. It was so fun. It was so fun. The amount of people I've had come up to me at conventions to say like-- My friends and I found a copy of betrayal legacy because we wanted to or like you know I that was the first thing I saw on games and because of that like we started playing games in our group like so it's so while It was really I remember shame at one point like didn't get a turn in and I swear to God this man was just as Sitting next to me in full character just like this My favorite moments working at swathe and it also has some moments where I was just like I think I'm gonna die Because like that was where my luck I was like I think I'm starting to believe Luck and bad luck because what's even crazier is like fans saw that I was really having bad luck with rolling We did not show that there were times where we were like let's just re-roll and I He ten minutes would go by and we're like all I can't roll a good one. We can't have to fake it. Yeah, it was nuts It was insane. I my characters were doomed. I was a doomed. It was much like much like Jojo My my bloodline was curse But you shame are a very like special type of performer where like I know it was frustrating as a player of the game as somebody like watching it back Doesn't matter because you're having so much fun with it and you're still such a part of everything He's asleep and he's reading his energy Some of my favorite moments are when people were Doing nothing in the game my favorite character chance I ever did was the bodyguard and he literally was stuck She's securing the perimeter. Yeah, oh man if I would be shocked if any smash-mall the bodyguard is coming back Yes, he is coming back Just you know, you know, um, I wish musical I'd be shocked if any smash mouth its listeners have not watched bath legacy But if you haven't watched it. Oh my god. You're in for a treat. It is so much fun. I came up with so many toxic male characters It was really fun for me. Oh, yeah You're a little too good at it. I was a little bit too good at it. Yeah, you know That's my way of healing you an Angela when you turn into men Nightmare hot what nightmare. Uh-huh. I would argue Courtney is well with like a Dominic where you're like Dominic's like suave But a little bit like I would argue what's crazy about Dominic is is he toxic? I think Dominic started out toxic and now in his different iterations is more like, okay, that's just Dominic He's kind of sweeter. Yeah, yeah, where it's like my guy and Angela's guys They were awful. Yeah, yeah, but would not trust them. It is hell except for ketchup and bite them to a party Yum yum yum. I'm into it. Yum yum. Do right. Let's let's rank uh, let's give um whatever number lands on that's our bath legacy character You know try hold on. I'm gonna stop. Sorry. No, no, no, no, no, no, you gotta have something. No, whatever number lands on one through ten Tending the best. That's what a bad legacy character we get. Thank you. I'm sorry for stopping it But I was like you gotta have something. I have something. It's awesome And it can't be one of your own. Oh shit. Okay fine. It's gonna be okay. No, let's all right. That's a wild that's All right, one. Okay. No mine. I don't mind what this is what we think are worst bath Bath legacy character. Not ours. Well now it kind of has no Should do our own because it's it's hard to recall. It's fine out of our own what we think are worst. Okay. I I think I know I have to back back. Oh mine. Yeah mine mine's the man's in Murderer girl No POV no plot point. She was just like I can outdo anything I just wanted I wanted to look like a Manson girl. That was my only thing You know, it's crazy Mine would also be the like 1960s 1970s character. I forget his name, but like Exactly. I had a I had a tough time Find the balance sometimes because a lot of that was like you know We're way better about it now on games where like people running it are gonna be off camera In that situation was kind of like I had to run the game and also keep folks on board while playing a character So it was it was hard to find that play. So this guy especially I'm like he was trying to be like laid back and like a little stoner. Who even So remember the vibes so like with him it was like okay I've got to be like on it and run things, but also just like I'm chill did not vibe too hard too hard too hard In the 1910s, I think it was I did like a Teddy Roosevelt character and I just couldn't find it I was just like I don't know what this guy is don't remember that at all. Yeah exactly more blue It just kind of it just kind of was like fell flat and I felt like because I felt like in the 1960s That's when I started doing my Aunt Carolyn type of oh yeah, and I felt like we did the Beatles guy No, the Beatles guy was 1700s. Remember cuz it was the revolution. Yeah, uh, no He was beetle brown was probably my favorite But my favorite was your poet. Oh, yeah, I love it. I mean, I love that after all the years The most famous one is Atlas Whitmore as Lys Whitmore. Oh, yeah, my hot hot life got to get home away from all they see man My hot wife I don't remember any of the games is that intro is legendary wait wait wait no no no one of the best characters ever From chance with shall be shall be take off your clothes shall be Remember was a Whitmore. Yeah, was it but like the old school Whitmore like shall be his line was insane it chance was if you go Shine this was literally like chance in angel first got on the channel. Yeah, right. Hey, we're gonna do months of filming Bath legacy, which is essentially you're going from the 1700s to the modern day When we first started doing it. I didn't know them that well So when Angela named one of her characters vacuum. I was like, I don't know what's going on And nowadays I'm like, yeah, of course Oh, are you doing yeah, and would let go of the bow every time That's excited about props. Oh, yeah, she's a prop first character later. Yeah, absolutely It's so funny Shane because when you say like yeah, I didn't know what I was doing with my Teddy Roosevelt Like at least you started with Teddy Roosevelt and we're like we know the kind of vibe with catch him I'm like what are you seeing? Where are your minds? I what are you seeing? We all had a different like route because I would always pick I would always pick a historical figure From the time kind of that I would base it off of right because I did I did I remember I did Tom Sawyer Teddy Roosevelt a Charlie Chaplin like I was I was finding the character from the era and then making a character out of it And then Angela would just be like oh, there's a twig over there. What's that character and just base off that and it would she'd find it It was I just I just based it off of the O'Brien's an Irish guy and then I just was like who would this Irish guy's mom be or brother or son be And then I did a girl's got gout. Oh my god. Oh my god Anyway, it happened like I see that was three years ago No, it has to be four at this point five when we start seven probably stop being that no Eight years fine. I'll turn this car around crazy and so on mine. Um, so that's how I've been Changing the subject. Isn't it really funny that when Damien was on we made fun of Jonathan for opening up where there's originals And then a few weeks ago You chance and Angela were out on the episode and you decided to just eat candy throughout the whole episode Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, they did that. No. Is that why we had to move we had ants? Yeah Yeah, we had so many ants. Hey, Angela brought the whole bowl of candy and what was that gonna do wait? Just from from the reception desk. Yes, there was like suckers and stuff. There was like no So don't take the whole bowl and she's like I'll bring it back. I'll bring it back in an hour after we filmed this podcast And she poured out all the candy by the way, there was some crazy stuff on that bowl like candy that like all the Milky Way's at the bottom 100 years Milky Way was left Milky Way's are always left. No, there's little worms those little worms that are like oh the trolley's no it was awful That we ate that much candy on the microphone Yeah, yeah, I guess I will yeah, that does track. I think Milky Way's are great Milky Way's let's do candy bars. Okay, more than 10 or just candy in general. Okay, rank it I think it was neck away first for people who are only listening to this audio that probably sounds fun or am I wrong? Probably ASMR Oh four four is like yeah, whatever not that good Okay, I got mine okay raisinets See I love raisinets, but I can see why it's a lot of folks they're fun six I could do without If we're talking like Halloween candy, I would say like a regular like little Hershey's like fun-size Hershey's bar Oh, yeah, yeah, that's probably that's a good four. Yeah, before I can agree with that. I can agree with that for sure What's your own though? What's my own four? Notty candy. I love candy. Oh, I love it. No, I love it. Well, that's why it works out so you can burn all the candy Just goes home and eats a bowl of candies. I've been trying a thing lately by the way like Costco makes really good cookies and that's that's like my My crippling so instead of so like trying to you know be a little healthier. What I do is I have one Big meal per day and then I have Like two other medium to big size meals and then six cookies and then I have like all and then I only and I've so I don't know what I'm doing wrong But I did grow my hair law - I understand what's happening. - I think you're killing it. - Oh, that's it. - You're killing it. - Have you ever had the Costco cake? - Costco cake. - Oof. - Costco food is just so good. - A massive chocolate cake, Costco, naughty danger. - Chocolate cake for me would be like a three. Shane, what's your four? - Oh, he doesn't. - I would go with, you know what? It's, I'm gonna put it there. It is probably better than this, but I would say like a payday. - Just 'cause they're like, they're just not, but I'm gonna go for it. - We're paydays, cancel, cancel. - We're those cancel, that's what everybody would say, about mundane things. - We're those cancel. - If brands can treat like their people, they can get canceled too. - They can't cancel, like sorry. - Payday, you can't say that about anybody. - Payday, do not like your opinions on Jim Carrey. Your cancel. - Guys, I can't handle the Jim Carrey stuff. - It's already been, it's already over. It's, it's, he got worked on, let it be. I'm so curious what the actual revelation will be by the time this airs. - I know, what if we find out that he has, he has an interview's been like, oh, I have a stand in, go in and get awards for me, but I think he was joking. - I think the problem is that I do, I am not, I never was up to date on any of the Jim Carrey stuff, right? I think the problem is he is of our current era, the closest to an Andy Kaufman of like, would he send someone in a Jim Carrey mask to a red carpet to pretend to be him? Like, Jim Carrey would maybe do that. - Yeah. - But I'm also like, but people were getting into the weeds of like, he's a clone and I was like, no, I get if we think that Jim Carrey's doing a bit. - Yeah. - But beyond that, I'm not gonna follow you like, and I also don't care enough, like. - There's only one clone, it was that sheep forever ago. - Oh, my little dolly. - I've seen her. - What? - Isn't she, 'cause I went to the museum in the-- - She stuffed, right? - Yeah. - As she's not real. - Not anymore. - Yeah. - Yeah. - So you saw her in the museum? - Yeah. I wasn't just like, in the museum, just like-- - Dolly! - Oh my god, all these like, always nice to meet a fan. - Dolly. - Hi. Yeah, no, I think he would have a stand. My, this feels so parasocial, 'cause it is, 'cause I don't know Jim Carrey. I don't know him at all, but just from what I've seen from him in interviews over so many years, he seems to be the type that's just like, nope, everything's poison. I don't wanna like touch anything that's weird. Like, I'm, you know, I'm trying to live my life and just be pure. And so for like, he didn't, the look that he had wasn't like, oh, he got a little work done. That was like, you're on facelift number nine. - Oh. - Yeah. - And people are like, oh, you gotta stop. - Yeah. - He got like a big cheek sent. - Yeah, which didn't line up with what I'd seen before. So I think that's why people were like, there's gotta be something. But if anything, I'm like, yes, someone could have a stand in or maybe-- - It just felt like a sequel to people saying that Avril Lavigne died and she's been replaced. - That one's ruined by a clone. - Isn't it crazy? - Oh my God. - How many years ago? - How many conspiracy theories have been semi-confirmed at this point where we're just like, well, shit, like. - Yeah. - Yeah, okay, that's good. - But she's real. - But she's real. (laughing) - I do the wheel. Avril Lavigne's songs. - I realized, so I wanna play hot take roulette and other games. But the problem is I, we can't see what number it lands on. But the wheel is so big. - You can shut your eyes. - Yeah. - I know, but then I guess-- - Yeah, so maybe it lands on a number and then spin it a couple more, like spin it again. - So we're doing it sort of like that warm-up game that we play where it's like, I'll give you a category like breakfast foods and then you are trying to get me to guess that you guys are giving something at like a two. - Yeah. - So I'd be like, oh, like-- - Yeah, like a hot take. - Instant eggs. - Let's do that for two. - It's the easy version, but I'm trying to think of, how do we hide the wheel once we've landed on something? - Just change it. - Just change it. - Yeah, just spin it again. - Just a little round. - All right, who wants to go first? - Shane. - Okay, I'll pick the categories for you guys. - Okay. - So it'll be one through 10. And if it's wild, if it's wild, spin it again or spin it to one of the near numbers. - Okay. - And then yeah, all right, go ahead. - When we have you close your eyes, we're also gonna have you like close your ears so that we can like-- - Like the topic. - I'll pick the topics for you guys. Actually, okay, let's start off with something simple. Fruits. - Wow. - Fruits. - Okay, fruits. Okay, we're gonna spin it now. - Yeah. - I gave it a good one, so he'd be like that for a while. - Samantha, tell me about a painful memory from childhood. - Oh, man. - You could be here. - I can barely. - I got my period, you know, it was awful. - Okay, okay, so now I'm gonna adjust. - Just put it on. - No shit. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay, great. - Okay, you can turn your eyes into your ears. Oh, you heard that. - Oh, so you heard that. - It's impossible to not hear. - Okay, here we go. - All right. - You said fruit? - Yeah, fruit. - And we both know what the number is. - Yes, we do. - Okay. - Um. - Fruit. - I'm gonna say, like a strawberry. - Whoa, Damien's strawberry haze. That's a good callback. - Thank you. - Okay, I'm gonna say a clementine. - Okay. - Ooh. - No, not weird shit. - What? - Clementine is like a cutie. - Right. - It's like a cutie. - Oh, okay. - You didn't, so this is, I would go with an eight. - Is that your final answer? - 'Cause it was really good. - Oh, I'll give a second one. - A strawberry is great. - I'll give a second one. - Strawberries. - And those-- - Give me the second one. - And those clementines are very convenient and nice. - A Bartlett Pear. - Oh, so cute. - Okay. - Okay. - We made gold fruits. And then we're out of fruit. - Oh my god, we're done. Green grapes. - Green grapes. That feels a little lower maybe. But still good. I'm gonna lower it down to, I'm gonna say seven. Seven final answer, boom. - That's it. - Yay! - You did it. - That was really, really good. - A strawberry is too good to be a seven, sorry. - Yeah, strawberries, but green grapes. - Green grapes are good. - They're good, but they're not the top. - They're kind of whatever. - They're fine. - And the problem with them is if you're eating a fruit bowl and you have a fork and you're eating that, the green grape dodges every, it's like, it's like, nope. (laughing) - Why? - It's not give me. - No, you can't eat it with a fork. - Especially like a plastic fork, if it's like part of a little fruit cup. - Yeah, the problem is you have a plastic fork, you're eating a little fruit cup, and then you get to the grapes and it's like, all right, I guess I'll throw the fork away and grab you. - What are you guys ordering? - Well, I'm saying. - You have to do it on a plane so that you just have a whole bunch of grapes and then you're like, can you feed it to me? - Yeah. - Oh, okay. - Okay. - It wants to go next. - Me. - All right, what's the category? (laughing) Any category you want? Anything. - Horror movies. - Horror movies. - Horror movies. - Horror movies. - Okay, it's all for any time. - Spin that, spin that baby. This is gonna be good. - That, that, that's gonna be good. - It's gonna be real good. (clock ticking) - Ooh, do we think? Do we think? I'll whisper it into my mic. Oh shit. - Oh damn, dude. - Oh. - 10. - All right, we're gonna adjust now. - Okay, open your eyes and ears. - Woo! - Okay. - That was fun. - Okay. - Hmm. - Horror movies. - Horror movies. - Horror movies. - Horror movies. - Now, are we going personal ratings? Or are we going like, no, this is like popular opinion? Which, which would you prefer? - Popular opinion. - Popular opinion. - Okay. - That would be more helpful. - Okay, popular opinion I know. - Yeah, I've got, you go for it. - Exorcist. - I'm gonna say alien. - Class. (laughing) - Class. - I know, I guess it's a little divisive. - I just don't believe it's a little divisive. - You don't consider it. - It is horror movies. - It is considered horror movies. - It's a scary movie. - It's sci-fi horror. Yeah, it's great, keep it. Keep it. - Done in which case, I'll say it. - Keep it. - Okay. We'll do a second round. - Okay, great. - So let me give my, okay, exorcist, alien. So those feel like classic, solid. Like when you talk about people like, yeah, of course. But do I think that they're the best? No. But I think that they're up there. - I'm gonna give this like a nine or an eight, okay, give me another one. Oh God, or maybe you guys think it's boring. Whatever. - I'll go with psycho. Yeah. I'm gonna say hereditary. - This is tough 'cause I hated hereditary. - So I'm not gonna say that one, probably. What I'd probably say instead, is just like nightmare on Elm Street. - Okay, so many classic ones, which are like the base of most horror movies, which is awesome. But I don't think that they're still a 10, but then I'm like, what, what's above the exorcist? 'Cause the exorcist is amazing. - I'm gonna stick with nine. Final answer. - It was 10. - It was 10. - Oh. - What would you consider a 10? - Well, honestly. - 'Cause if exorcist is not a 10. - Honestly, I would talk to me. If you said like, talk to me. If you said someone that you were like, - But you only said. - But that's personal, that's personal faves. You said you said specifically public opinion. - Oh, but talk to me is. - That's a public opinion hell yeah. - I think talk to me is probably a public opinion eight or nine. - That was great. - I loved talk to me. - Okay, okay, okay. - That's right. - I set myself up for failure. - Yeah, damn, man. - 'Cause we were listing like what would be in the top five all the time. - No, I know, I know, I know. - Psycho, exorcist, alien. - And that would be, that would be the top. - Good job, okay. - Yeah, she's a weed. - But if you said she-- - Then I would have said 10. - Oh, I don't consider that a horror movie. - Okay, so this is the issue. - This is the issue. - Yeah. - It turns out that guy's Bruce Willis the whole time. - Which is shocking. - Did Tommy ever tell you that his mom completely spoiled that end? - No, I saw that on the-- - I saw that on the space video. - It's very funny to me. - It's a very spoiled movie for me. - Did you know what I realized? My son's name is Cole. That boy's name is Cole. - For the boy from AI. - Yeah, oh my God, that movie was horrendous. A Jude Law. - All right, you're up, Damien. - What's your category? - Movies that you could have on VHS. - Oh. - So it has to be like from that era. - Oh, I love it. Oh, this is right up Amanda's alley. - Great. - All right, spin it. - Okay. - Okay. Ooh, that's a good one. (gibberish) - Movies that you could have on VHS? - Yeah, so bad. - Yeah, hell yeah. - I already know. (gibberish) - Oh, shit. (laughs) - Three. - Okay, spin it again a little bit. (gibberish) Am I good? - No. - You're good, but you're good. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're good, you're good. - You're good. - Okay. (laughs) Okay. - Got it. - Okay. - Indian in the cupboard. - Yeah. - Wow. (laughs) - I. (laughs) - That's crazy. (laughs) - Oh, I don't know where to go with that. Okay. - Well, I had it on VHS and you had like a little. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. - It came with a key. - Yeah, I played it now in elementary school. - It did. - Oh, I remember seeing that movie is like, I remember watching it at elementary school when there's like the teacher is hung over kind of day. - Yeah. - And like, he makes some like corned beef from a can for the guy in the cupboard. And he's just like, the guy goes like, you cook this, women cook, you are a woman. Like. - Yeah. - So that's the kind of movie if you haven't seen it. - Yeah. - Yeah. - There's a lot going on in that movie. (laughs) - Awesome. - I'm gonna say, Mars attacks, but it's your family taped it. So there's some commercials and they're missing some of the end. (laughs) - Damn. - Okay, here's the deal. That movie had me at like a three. Mars attacks is great, but you're like, missing the end of this commercials. So I'm gonna put that in, I'm gonna say four. - We're gonna, should we do a second round? - Yeah, do a second round. - Okay. Hans Christian Anderson's Little Mermaid, the anime version. - Oh. - Well, now let it be. - The anime version, the animated version. So not Little Mermaid. - It is Little Mermaid. - Animated, not anime. - It's anime. And then it's Hans Christian Anderson and it's very confusing. It wasn't my house, my grandmother got it for us. - Whoa. - Your grandmother, the anime connoisseur. (laughs) - She's the one who introduced me to Star Wars. - Have you never seen Devilman? It's great. - I don't know why. Maybe that's not gonna help you actually. - It sure didn't, but that's okay. (laughs) - I don't know if I put that above or below the floor. - Okay. You go. - I'll go with, oh shit. This is tough. I think it's tough 'cause when I was a kid, we only had straight up bangers on Veeja. - That's what I'm saying. Well, now you're, you know. - Yeah, so I'm trying to think of it. - But you've been to the blockbuster and looked down the aisles and been like ugh. - Yeah. - True, true. (laughs) - True, yeah, for sure. - Yeah, for sure. - I'll go with, I'll go with like Mortal Kombat 2. - Okay, I'll go home video of my sister's dance recital, but she's in it for five minutes and the video's four hours long. - Oh, that knocked it down to a two, is it two? (buzzer buzzing) - Is it three? - It was three. - It's three. - Danny, that was too strong. - No, it's a guy. - Not too hard because all my VHS's were bangers. - I'm trying to accept for a couple. - I was like, God, it's hard for me to think about that movie from that era. - I guess I didn't really think about bad stuff. I was just like. - We had a tough, three is a tough number. - Three is a tough one. But to be honest with you, I started with what you said, the first thing. I was like, that's a three for sure. And then Mars attack, so I was like, oh great. - So I taped it. - Oh, you did pretty good. - Yeah, pretty good. - And then I was like, oh my god, Fantasia's my favorite VHS. And I was like, but Fantasia's a 10. - Yeah. - Oh, I would see my Fantasia. Fantasia's a 10. - 10. - I missed the sensory feeling of those blister box style. - Oh my gosh. - I was at a press room, we stayed up ton. - But those are of those. - Hell yeah. - They're so good. - Coming soon to Disney Gorgeous. - Every time we would go to this place called Video Mania, and my dad would bring us every Friday. And we would pick the same movie. And he's like, you girls want anything else. And it was always Ace Ventura. - Oh, that's a good rewatch though. - Every single Friday because that was like our thing. He would get home from work and we'd go to Video Mania together and get pizza. - It's such a different era of like, 'cause I remember going to rent movies, but also renting video games. And I would rent Super Smash Bros for N64 over and over and over until I definitely spent more money renting it, than just buying the game. - One cool life hack I found was going to blockbuster. If they were out of a game. Like they would give you a voucher to rent it for free later, or like some other game if they were out still. So I think it was Mario Sunshine and Star Fox Legends at the same time came out. And they were just completely gone. And I was just like, hi, once again, checking if you have Mario Sunshine. You don't, I'll be seeing you next week. - Yeah, I remember that. Okay, I have another game I want to play with this wheel. - Okay. - And this one, two people will close their eyes and ears. - What? - While one person doesn't. So I want to think of scenarios. Or we can do variations on this. But I was thinking, okay. Maybe this one's actually one person close their eyes and ears. The scenario is one of you made us dinner and on a scale of the other two are trying to, sorry. - If you make me close my eyes, I'm gonna kill you. (laughing) - One of you made us dinner. And you only wore like a pants. - No, and it boobs out. - Yeah. - So we're at a topless dinner. - All right. And you thought I said topless. And Amanda, you will close your eyes and ears. You made us dinner. And the scale of one to ten is how good or bad it was. - I have. - But we're trying to play it off like it was great. No matter what. - Yes. You have to guess how good the dinner was. - How good or bad it actually was. - That's so fun. - One being horrible. And we're trying to play it off like, no, it was good. - Okay. - And being it was no. It was actually great, and we had a great time. So you're gonna try to, but we're gonna try to be polite about it. And that's the scenario. - It's so dumb. - All right. - This is so fun. - Let's spin it. (knocking on door) Just spin forever. Oh, it's picking steam back up. (laughing) Oh no. - exclamation mark. - Okay. (sighs) - Just move it over. No, move it over. (laughing) - Oh my God. Any of them are funny. (laughing) - Oh God. - One. - Okay. All right. Okay. Okay. All right. Open your eyes. Okay, so. - Are you okay if all of you are sick? - No, I'm fine. All right, so we have just gotten done with dinner, and you are asking us how, 'cause you cooked for us, and you're asking us how good it is. - I thought Amanda was opening her eyes into the scene. - Oh, I'm sorry. - I am up in my eyes into the scene. So you boys like your dinner, peas, and potatoes, and those little weiner hot dogs that has last the long way. - Oh, you guys feel like you're about to throw up. - It was very good, Mrs. Commanderson. Thank you for having me over. - Oh my God, you feel like you're drugged up. - It was great. - Oh my God, are you holding in a fart or a throw up? - Excuse me, Mrs. Commanderson. Where's your restroom, and do you have a bucket as well? - Could I use the restroom first? - All right, please back and forth forever, use the bucket. - My last name is Commanderson? - Yeah. - Well, being a part of the military for a long time, we have buckets everywhere, because that's what happens when you have in shot. Okay, so it seems like this is the one. - Ball. - Yeah, it seems like you guys want a diarrhea and a vomit at the same time. I guess those weiner's were too much for you boys, huh? - No, what happened here? - Hey, look, I'll defend a minute. You gave her a character. - I said you made this dinner and that's what-- - And Amanda didn't want to make you dinner. This, Mrs. Commanderson did, and I write with was. - I feel like she misses Mr. Grub's soulmate. - Yeah, she's just like, where were you? - Boys, can I eat those weiner's or are we gonna have to feed 'em to the dog? - Boy, it's I'm gonna-- and given the dogs the rest of your winners, say, "Ah, if you want to finish them." (laughing) - Hey, these sausages came all the way from Vienna. You're gonna eat 'em up and you're gonna like 'em. - Why'd you turn it towards you if it's not even on my-- - So, you didn't mean to. - Okay, so I was right. - Yeah, you're right. - Yeah, you guys played that pretty well. Like, grow up city. - Oh, like, one was pretty easy. - Why don't you guys, okay. You both will close your eyes and ears and will spin it and whatever number it lands on is how, it'll, and we'll pretend it's a job interview. - Okay. - So, the number it lands on is how bad I have to pee. (laughing) - And who's interviewing who? - You guys are interviewing me. - Oh! - But then you'll at the end you'll guess how bad I have to pee. - I'll be interviewing you for which-- - A job, whatever job. - Okay, we're casting directors. - We're casting directors. Interviewing for a new electrician. No kidding. (laughing) - What? We're casting directors interviewing for the new door guy. - Yeah, but he needs to be able to act. - So. - All right, so spin it. - And I'll-- - So, we shut our eyes? - You shut your eyes. - Okay. - And then I'll move it before it, you guys open your eyes. Okay, this is how bad I have to piss. - Six. - All right, so I'm just sitting down and open your eyes. - Thank you so much for coming in for a door man. - Mm-hmm. - Bartholomeel and I will be interviewing you. - Great. - Do you have a resume or a headshot with you? - Oh, yeah. - Oh yeah, we need a headshot for all the security door man. - Yeah. - Not just the actors. We need to know that you're beautiful. - Right. - Nice boots. - It says here you trained with Margaret Anderson's door company. What was that? - Oh, yeah. She has a lot of doors and you know, we kind of work through different type of door techniques every week. Was it intensive? It was a six week intensive. And yeah, I got, she passed me. I could have moved on to door intermediate, but I just didn't want to. - Did you hurt your leg? - No. - In an accident? - No, I mean, it's, you know, I just haven't been stretching much. - Do you want a glass of water? - I'm okay. - I'm good. - Okay. - Do you mind if I eat my stained Tupperware spaghetti? - Well, we interview you. - Bartholomeal, you don't need to ask his permission. You gave him my permission. - I'm just letting him know what my space work was. - I've just became Mrs. Commandison. All right. So. - So we're looking for someone who disappears in their role. - You're right. - I think my partner is. - Yeah. - Uh huh. - Are you okay? - I'm fine. - Can I poke your tummy? - I may not poke my tummy. - Well, a part of the interview process is us poking your tummy. - That feels more like a doctor's exam. - Well, I feel like when people come up and open doors. - Yeah, but when people come up and want to get in the building and you say, no, they're going to go listen here to the buster and they're going to be eye level to your belly button. They're going to be like, listen here, buster. Do you know who I think I am? - I don't trust you. - It feels like, it feels like a six, or a seven. - I was going to say six. - It's a six. - What? - That's, I knew from when I said, can I poke your tummy and he said, no, he was a six. - That's what, by the way, how did you stay in Tupperware's spaghetti going? (laughing) - We were testing. - There is nothing better than someone bringing out the nastiest tupperware full of spaghetti. - It's always when you're auditioning, you're like, oh, I prepared for this is best I could. I got a parking ticket even trying to be here, and they just started eating lunch and they're not even fucking looking at you. - It's so true. (laughing) - God damn. - Wait, I'm obsessed with this. Okay, I want to play. - I feel like I'm supposed to, oh yeah, neither of us can be as to numbers. - It can be whatever you want. - What's the scenario? - It can be any scenario you want. - You two are both doctors, slash medical professionals. - Of course. - You're having a hard time telling me exactly what the news is for my test results. - Oh. - And one being, it's bad news. 10 being obviously incredible, incredible news. - You have us telling you horrible news. - Maybe. - Horrible medical news. - I'm gonna be like, I'm just gonna, yeah, I just want to suss out how that, my test results were before you actually tell me what they are. - So wait, so we're spinning it and you're not. - Yeah. - Okay, we are doctors giving you test results. One being, one being horrible news. - Yeah. - 10 being, you're the healthiest man. - This is so fun and not triggering for anybody. Let's do this. - Yeah, actually good point. Is this okay? - I was gonna do something like a silly version of it, but maybe it's um. - What if I talk like this? (laughing) - What if I make it silly? - I can't wait to get my test results. Oh boy. (laughing) - I think let's do it. Let's commit to it. - Okay. - Let's do it. Well, we're not gonna do real world shit. Like, you know, the, the, we're doctors, but it was-- - Plug your ears. You might know what it sounds like when it lands on something. - Be doctors with that boundaries. - Yeah. Doctors with that borders. (humming) - This is the pit. - Six. - All right. - All right. - All right. - We adjust the-- - Riley, okay, stop. - Okay. - Mr. Anderson. - Yeah, it's me. - Wow. - Mr. Anderson. - Oh gosh. It's gonna be a while till I'm a real mister. I'm eight years old. I'm so happy to be here. - Oh, this makes it so much better. - Can I get my lollipop now? - You're a child. - Yeah. Here's your lollipop. - Oh boy. It's comically large in my spinny propellacap works with the tooth. - Oh, it's so fun. - Well. - That you came over here. - Without your parents. - Well, after you're, you looked at everything little, and-- - All right. How's everything looking? Will I be able to play baseball in the summer? - Yeah. - You know what? I think if you took this summer off next summer, you will definitely be able to play. - Okay. - Yeah. - That's good to know. - We're sorry to say that you do not qualify for the army. - Oh. - Yeah. (laughing) - Not even for draft, it's during war time. - Sorry, yeah. - Oh. - And then I will see to wear a little cushion on your foot. - Oh, that's good. They call me the old soft shoe for a reason. Hatch it to chow. I always wanted to be a fan. - It's a lot going on. - I'm amazed. I'm amazed, he's. All right. (laughing) - He drove here. - He drove here. Well, it is 1940. - Yeah. Well, my dad said he was too drunk to drive, and my mom. - I'm fine. - He's been. - Remember it's 1940. - Dead for years. - Oh, yeah. - I drove myself. - Well. - Well, whenever you get yourself to baseball practice, you can play, you know, next year, because we just need to let that thing on your foot heal. - I know, I said I was eight. I'm feeling like more like I'm five. - That just rubs some dirt on it, and you're probably all right. - Yeah. - Okay. (laughing) - Maybe four? - Oh. - Oh. So. - Wait, actually, you're doing better than that. - I think I'm like a six. - There you go. - Yeah. - Yeah, buddy. - There we go. - Okay. - I'm so sorry to hear about your dad. - It's okay, he drinks. - Yeah. - And that's 1940. - No, I got that. - Okay. - You're fine. - He says, "France Fruit and Anz is gonna live forever." (laughing) - Here's mine. I just got a spray tan. - Oh, okay. - And this is how bad it is. - And I just walked in. 10 being awful. (laughing) - One being, no wait. No, 10 being great. One being awful. - This is horrendous. - Yeah. - Okay. - So 10 being the best. - 10 being the worst. - Amazing. - Who are we to you? (laughing) - I think it's just, this is us as ourselves. - Okay, oh, Amanda did. Amanda got this. - Six. - I'm gonna spin it again. Spin it again. Not, not good enough for our, our taste. (laughing) - Explanation mark. - Spin it again. It just really wants to be there. You gotta be kidding me. - Five. - All right. - Fine. Come on in, Amanda. Amanda, from work. - Hey, how's it going? - It's you. - What's up? - Hi guys. - Oh, hey. - Hey, you got a nice little bronze going. - Oh, oh my God. - That's super cool. Did you have a go? - Oh, I was just walking outside for a little bit. - Nice. - It picks up on you fast. It's got like a wedding to go to, or? - Oh, it's just like I was outside for like an hour. - Yeah. - God, that must be nice. - I'm kidding. I'm so sorry. It's like kind of embarrassing, but I did. I got a spray dam. - That's okay. - That's great. - Yeah. - I like it. - I'm going to my mom's wedding to her second husband. - That's cool. - Oh, damn. So, the mom's off the market again, huh? - Yeah, she's off the market. I'm wearing light pink, so. - Okay. - And it's winter. - It'll be a nice little contrast. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It's cool. Anyways, so for Smoshmouth today, I was thinking we have this wheel and we could play with that and stuff. But what if we get three more and then go wrong? - Sure, we can just do it in a car. - What do you think? - I'm thinking like an eight or an nine. - You really think this is how I would react if you got an amazing spray dam. - Well, you guys are looking at me dead in the face. - I always do. - So. (laughing) - I talk to HR and I'm allowed to do that now. (laughing) - And you can't tell me not to. - I don't have time as past. - So, like, what do you guys think? I wore white, so I got a little bit on there, but. - I can see a little bit came off, but it's not too noticeable. - Yeah, I think it worked. - Fine, it works. - It's fine, I don't, yeah. - So it's like a five. - Yeah, boom. - Wow, so you guys are gonna give a fucking thing. - No, it's just, it's fine, so it's like. - A five is, a five is, it's fine. - It's fine. - This is there, it works. - I bailed notice. - Fake friends. - Fake friends. No, seriously, I was like, wow. This must be the best. - How do I play off a five? - Yeah. - You would go, oh, you got a little bit tan, huh? Oh. - That's what I did. - That's what I did. - That's what I literally did. Amanda, I went, oh, you got really runs. - A five, a five is Selena gets me. - A five in my eyes is it's not really noticeable. - Well, a 10 is, oh my gosh, wow. I can see you got a 10. - Oh, see a five is like, oh, one is, oh, that's bad. - A five is like, huh. - Oh, see, I was seeing five as being like, I just am like, oh, yeah, that's fine. - But you guys know this, you asked if I was going to a wedding. - Yeah, but I wasn't like, oh my god. Amanda, I wasn't like, oh my god, are you going to a wedding? I was like, oh yeah, are you going to like a wedding or something? - Just fighting for their lives right now. - And we're waiting. - I hate it. - Okay, so I'm not dead yet. - Yeah, I got mine. - You did well. - You got mine. All right, the scenario is, we're all hanging out and the scale of one to 10 is how much I want to show you the pilot for Frazier. - I've always seen it. - Okay, what's up? - No, I'm just kidding. - Frazier is perfect. - I really want to show you guys an episode. - Okay, so you're spending it and we're spending our eyes. - And yeah, the scale of one to 10 is how much I want to show you this episode. - Okay, great. - Okay. - So we have to close our ears and eyes. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I've been doing it really hard as kind of a joke. I should really stop doing that, because there's a lot of, there's a lot of dead air in this year episode that is audio only for one of you. - Fine. - People are like, "What's going on close my ears?" - All right, and we're hanging out. - Yeah, so that's how come I learned what different kinds of pastries are. - Oh, that's so cool. - That's so fun. - That's so cool. - Thank you, try them all. - Yeah, very full. - I want to say, it's so fun just like hanging out, you know, like outside of work. It's just really a really great time. - That wedding I went to was fun. - Oh, I bet. - Yeah. - And you know, I've been thinking about it a lot. Your tan was really nice. - Oh, that's so interesting, 'cause my mom said she could have done without it. - Yeah, well, she's on husband number two, so. - Yeah, so first three years since then. - That's crazy. - That's crazy. There's an episode of Frazier where they're at a wedding, and it's like a second wedding situation. It's so good. It's so much like that. - Oh, that's so fun. - Oh my god, it's like the best episode. - I've seen Frazier and like you haven't watched it. - It's been a while. - It holds up. - Is it on its screen? - It holds up services? - Yeah, it's on Netflix. - Okay. - Oh. - Yeah. - I hear they've got March 19th, Steelball Run is gonna premiere. - Oh my god. - That's not yet, but they have all the Frazier on there. - It's like a really old show. - Oh, but it holds up so well. - Does it? - It holds up really well. - 'Cause they did a reboot. - No, no, we should watch this episode. - We should watch this episode. - I think Jason Alexander is so funny and-- - Oh, that you're thinking of-- - Oh, that's so fun. - Oh, shoot. - What am I actually-- - You look back, Frazier is the sitcom of that episode. - Frazier is like in Seattle. - It's Kelsey Grammar, it's in Seattle, and he's a psychiatrist, but it's like, it's all in the daily dynamics and stuff. It's really great. - Spencer Grammar's dad is an actor. - He didn't say Spencer Grammar. He said Kelsey Grammar. - I know, yeah, Spencer Grammar's dad. He's at-- - Whatever gets you excited. Yeah, it's like that's, we should watch this. - It feels like this could be like an eight. - I feel like a nine. - I think he's a nine right now. - Oh, he wants to find the clicker 'cause you wanna watch it right now. - Well, we can watch it right now. I mean, it's like half an hour. - Or we couldn't. - Yeah, but it's half an hour, we can watch it while we-- - What if I say-- - Is this like a 10? - What if I say, I don't wanna watch it right now? - And I hand you this ball, Pien Hammer. What would you do? - Yeah, whatever that is. - You can leave. We can watch Frazier. - Wow, this is a 10. - Is a 10. - It feels like a nine, though. - I was gonna say it was a nine, and I didn't say anything. - It is a nine. - Oh, I knew it. It wasn't a 10 because he let us chat in the beginning. - Yeah, he wasn't foaming at the mouth for all thing. - Yeah. - No matter how much you want something, I still try to hold back. - Yeah, that was really good. - Thank you. - It was very fun. - Yeah. - Spencer Grammer is the voice of Morty's sister in Rick and Morty, and that's the daughter of Kelsey Grammer. - No way. That's funny. - I just wanted to say something absurd as though I've never heard of Kelsey Grammer so that you would get maybe pissed as a-- - This is a 10. - This is a 10? Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Now in our real life, we're gonna be like, "Oh, it's a five." - It's a five. - I've got one. But I have to shout out as TikTok creator, and I don't remember their name right now, so I have to get it to Selena to put on the screen. But they did a sketch about a guy on the organ trail trying to hide that he has dysentery from everyone. - Oh, that's so good. - So I have some kind of, so shout out to them. I have some kind of organ trail related disease that I'm trying to hide from you. - You're so medical right now when I love it. - When one through 10 is like how obvious it is and how bad is it is like 10 being so obvious, I'm dying. One is like, nothing's really wrong with it. - Okay. - Cool. - 10 is obvious. - Okay. - Oh wait. - Wait, I have to run. - You guys, we're closing our eyes here. - All right, all right, let's see. Our audio listeners are like, well, I guess I'll enjoy the silence for a bit. - Oh, depeche mode, yeah. - Okay. - Seven. - Keep your eyes closed for like one more second. Okay, cool, you guys go for it. - All right. All right, all right. - Now we've been gathering firewood for the past couple of days and Jeb, you. - Jeb, you're sweatin' like a pig. - It's 'cause all the firewood that I gathered, it's hot and it will be hot when we burn it. And I feel a little steamed up. - Yeah. - Well, it's fine, it'll pass. - Organ, that's a hot place. - Yeah, it is hot. I mean, we'll say it's been a bit of a breeze today. - And Nancy and Jojo, the two children, they're out back gettin' some, also, some wood. - Well, they're not sweatin' up. They're not sweatin' up. - They're actually dry. - It's dry. - Let's talk about them for a bit. - They're never come to the scene, but let's talk about them. - Well, I'll be honest with you, too. I seem to have had an encounter with a legless animal of some kind and it yelled at my leg real close. - Oh. - So I'm just gonna try to sleep it off for a little bit and everything's fine. - Jeb, don't close your eyes. - I would never do that. - Sounds like you're talkin' to someone that's not there. - Oh no, the legless animal was very real. Long, too. - Jeb, I think you-- - Jeb? - Yeah, this is not sound so good. - Look, I'm up, walking around. If I was not feeling well, could I dance like I am right now? - Oh my God, he's past the point. - Oh, he's-- - You know when people are about to die. - You're barely shuffling that. - They get up and they dance. This is the thing. - He might, you might-- - I think you're already dead. - I think I just need a couple days to relax and I'm actually gonna be okay. It's gonna be, it's not great now, but I'm gonna need just a couple days and I'll be fine. - You're either a seven or a 10. - Oh, I think this is, this is a 10. - This is a 10, at the end of the point. - No, I-- - Nine or a 10. - Which one you won't? - God, you've got a bad fever. - I'm actually gonna be fine in a little while. It's not that. - Okay, well, I'm feeling like maybe this is a six, but he said dancing. - Yeah, he's hallucinating. He's saying he's gonna be fine. - He's trying to hide it. - He's a hallucinate. - I'm gonna go with, I'm gonna go with a nine. - I'm gonna go with a seven. - Damn. - I went a little too hard right off the bat, I'm sorry. I was like, what? - I turned over, so good. - I was like, what the full sweat? It's what the guy did in the sketch, it was real good. - No, I love it. - It was so funny. - I was like, that's too much for what I was like-- - We got to take him out back. We got no choice. - Well, no, you need those bullets for all the meat. You can't carry back to the wagon. - Okay, so this is very, very fun. - This is a while. - Should we do a hot take? Remember when we did hot take? - It was very fun. - Yeah. - Are we giving our own hot takes? - Yes. - Okay. - Oh, that number. So, like the theme is-- - And this is where the other two guests, but you get a number, we pick the category. You cope with a hot take of that heat level. - And then you guess. - And it does have to be one that you believe in. - Yeah. - Just like, a one is the coldest take possible. 10 is the hot. - So it's not our own hot takes. - It doesn't have to be your own hot take. It just is a hot take on that subject. - Okay. - But you have to come up with a hot take of that. - You'll see what we do on that, I guess. - Okay. - So like-- - What's the subject? - Let's see, dating. Or what about food? - Dating, dating is cool. - Dating does a lot of food stuff. - Dating. - Like dating hot takes. - Hot takes. - Okay, all right. - Let's see if I do well, I don't know. - All right. - Do you'll go first, okay? - Shut your ears and your eyes. - All right, I'll shut my ears to my eyes. - My ear holes have been shut. Just like animals underwater do. Okay. (babbling) - Mm-hmm. (babbling) - Okay. - You can open your eyes. - Okay, yeah. - A dating hot take, and one you don't have to believe in, but of, but what does a hot take you don't believe in? - It just has to be like, yeah. - Right, like the hottest of hot takes would be like, people shouldn't date. - Here's a hot take. - Dating is bit evil. - Women should date men that are uglier than them. It will last longer. - Okay. - And 10 being the hottest hot take. - That's the hottest of hot takes. - Damn, I would say like, that's wild, but I think there's crazier, so I'd say like, that's an eight. - Oh, see, I think that's like a five. 'Cause I think I, I'm like, I think a lot of people believe that. I think that's a take that I would see online. - I think I missed this one up. (laughing) - You think that's a cold take? You think that's a one? - So, it's actually the number is nine. - I said eight. - But, but, you said eight. - But as I'm thinking, but I'm like, I think a lot of women think that, so it's not really that hot of a take. - I don't think that's an insane. - I think it's actually a five, but I was thinking it was high. - You did even said eight. - I felt like it was eight. - And that's not, that's just a random take, not something that you believe it. - Yeah. - Okay. Yeah, you don't actually believe that. - Yeah. Yeah. - I hope your husband doesn't watch this show. (laughing) - Yeah, getting my husband's beautiful. - He's just taller than you, right? - Yeah. - He's a beautiful man. - Yeah. - He's like nine foot 10. - Yeah. - I'm saying that because some, my friend's mom actually did say this to me years ago. - Wow. - She's like, I'm telling you, you girls gotta start dating men there. Uglier than you. And I was like. - Oh, it's ugly and not shorter, got it? - Dating advice from any parents is always the most insane thing you've ever heard. - Insane. - Yeah. - It's rare that it's good. - Yeah. - From another generation at all is not great. - The boomer's dating advice is always like that. - Yeah. - We have to do another hot take. We have to do a better hot take. - That was a great, I thought that was a good one. - I think you did a great job. - Oh my God. - What's a different category, one final one? - Yeah, one final hot take. - What's a good category? Any category, TV shows or movies? - TV shows or airplane etiquette or like traveling? - Okay, airplane etiquette. I like this. - Airplane etiquette. - Airplane hot takes, I could take it. - Okay. - All right, hot take it. - Spin it. - Hey, shut our eyes. - I'll hot take it. - Shut your eyes. - Shut our eyes, man. - Shut our eyes. - Shut your eyes. - Shut both of our eyes. - Shut your eyes. - Shut your eyes. - And I'm not gonna say, don't have to close your ears 'cause I'm spinning one more time. Okay, I'm not gonna say the number out loud so it doesn't. All right, so spin it one more time. (laughing) 'Cause what the hell? - It was four every time, huh? - All right. - Six. I've got an idea. Here, let me find this. And, is that work? - Spin it one more time, just spin it one more time. - Is that work? - Nine. - Okay. Okay. - Can we open our eyes? - Yeah, you can open your eyes. Okay. - Airplane etiquette, hot take it. I think that airplanes should apply hockey rules and if two people get in a fight, they shouldn't try to stop it until it goes to the ground. (laughing) - Okay, feels like a 10 or a nine. - I feel like for Shane there's a six. - I have a lot of airplane hot takes so I feel like this is relatively damn. - Yeah. - Really? I think it's a nine. Or a 10. - I'd say eight. - I'm gonna say nine. - Locking your answers. It is a nine. - Wow. - 10 would be like, I think passengers should be allowed to go up and fly the plane for a little bit. - Yeah. - I do ask sometimes to sit on their lap very politely that they might like and they won't let me. - Let me come on. - I have a real airplane hot take that I really really really-- - Let's hear it. - This one's real. I think making the back of seat screens touch screen is the dumbest fucking thing anyone could have done 'cause they put games on there and there's always some dipshit being like, I've never tried a candy crush before and I'm like getting jostled every time. - You're so right. - I have had to turn around and like, unfortunately, like say to people like to an entire family, hey guys, so sorry, would you mind being a little more gentle with the back of the seat? Like I hate being that guy but like, why would you build it in that someone's gonna jostle your seat? - That's terrible. - You're right. I never thought about that. - I never thought about that. - No one's ever really played a game that hard on the back of my head. - Like I'm gonna seduce you. - I definitely was playing Yotsie on one of the last flights I was on. - Wow. - And I had one of the best scores that they had. My favorite is have you seen the post where someone was playing battleship on their flight and the guy they were playing against was a couple rows ahead of them. So he thought he was ridiculous. - That's ridiculous. - And was just clearing this flight. - What? - It's brutal. - That's amazing. Love that shit. - Wow, okay, so this is the wheel game. - This is the wheel game. We need to refine it, I think. - Yeah. - Of course. - Well, I'm having a lot of fun. - I really liked the performance aspect of the wheel. - It's a lot of fun. - You became Mrs. Commanderson. - Oh, I wasn't. - It's a kind of new form of charades, right? 'Cause it's like, okay, I know what the subject is. I just don't know to what degree. - Yes. - And that's hard to nail the exact number. - I love it. - We are really good at it when we're doing it in pairs too, where it's like, I remember we did like a breakfast version and it was like a, no, it was like a, sorry, an office prize version, like you win something at the office and it was a four. And Tommy was like, okay, it's like a $50 gift card, but it's at a place where it's like $80. So actually like get a massage and it's like. - That's such a good one. - It was so perfect. - Tommy's really good. - It's such a fun game. - It's very fun. - Put in the comments if you guys have ideas about the wheel game James. (laughing) - Jonathan, you're free. - It's James. - Sorry, I'm sorry. - Jonathan is free. - I couldn't get through my statement 'cause we have a Mr. Chips number two in just it. - What I love is we all looked at James did not look over yet. He was just kind of like, - What are you eating there? - Famous Amos. - Oh, Mrs. Amos. - Sweet boy just needed some cookies. All right, Mr. Chips number two has entered the chat and also guys put in the comments ideas for the wheel game. - Yeah. - Yeah. - And we get three more and put them on a box and go room. - Yeah. - Yeah. - There you go. - Organ trails out, okay. - Damien, thank you for joining us. - Hey, thanks for having me you guys. This is, what can I say, I'm a big fan of the show. It's gonna be back. - Thanks for having me. - And when can we see your show? - Oh, it's probably out by the time. - All right, awesome. - But thank you, March 19th. Only on Netflix is the first episode from here. - Okay. Bye. - Bye, bye. - Happy birthday. (laughing) - I got it. - This was not the game's episode. - I got it. - And I chose so many James like this. - James. (laughing)