#136 - Let The Wheel Decide

Not to get crude. I've been real too lately. I hope you do it here. Not not now. I don't know what it is Please just fart a woman who just dashed really wants to want to fart Me if I had the infinity gun Everybody fart It's so funny dude, he's holding his is a good everybody Voice I do wonder what it would sound like if everybody at once. It's gonna happen a bunch. I can't She needs to build stay in there. Do you guys remember that thing on Instagram where they'd be like guess the fart With their partners. No, the partner would do the fart noise with their mouth and then their partner would You know your partner. You try to guess what their parts about like get the fart and then the girl goes and then the guy He's got it wrong. See I that's what tick talks for like that is yeah. I agree. Oh Anyways, hi, welcome to Smosh And and we have a very wonderful guest. We have a very wonderful. We have a very wonderful guest Damien Very one Damien the strawberry hot as they call me hi Folks great to be here. Love the show. We realized this is the first time you've been back since you were host. Yeah, it's been a minute Yeah, I hope it didn't scare you off. No, I just was really busy Well, I'm so glad that you're back It's funny because I know we're doing the move right now and my plan was in between the move and like actually like getting into the new space I wanted to like get extremely shredded it just as a joke so it goes from like uploaded videos as normal this That's not going well, but I did grow my hair real long I was saying during the move because we didn't film for a few weeks there and we're about to like not film as much stuff for Next while we're moving of like what if everybody pumped as much gear as possible? Yeah, and we we work out super hard everybody gets ripped like disgustingly ripped like not where it looks good Oh, I would love that and then we all learn Chinese We come back. We're all super buff and we do not we just speak Chinese. Oh, and it's just like what like What if we did that? Oh, Shane. Oh boy I started a little bit. What if what if we did that? I would love to get super ripped remember those like bodybuilder women who are Super tan and they are yeah, rip my parents met like at a gym in like the 70s 80s And they would like judge bodybuilding competitions. I think that's sort of how they both wanted to be at that time It was wild. Wow, so I should do that you want to be like the wife of Rex Kwondo in Napoleon Dino. Yeah. Yes. Oh my god Yes, wow, what a reference. I know. We watched it recently. Oh, no, it's the best. It's what's a llamas name again Tina Tina? Tina fell like at the food what happened to that guy? Oh, you didn't heater. He's a brown. He's around. What do you mean? He's I mean he's just a guy. He's just a guy. Just a guy doing bad happen to him, right? Not that much warmers. Yeah Yeah, no, that wasn't a good one for him. Yeah. Yeah. No, I think he's fine. Anyways, we got a wheel here today. I've wanted to get a wheel on to what you want to get your wheel on my wheel on caveman talk show. They were joined by wheel wheel Okay, let's explain the wheel. So we're at number nine. So this is a one through 10 scale but the exclamation marks are wild Yeah, you get to choose if it lands on exclamation. Yeah Basically, you look few episodes ago. We did some fun wheel games I said how I want to do hot take roulette was a game that I pitched forever ago, but then we were also having fun of just like Having it rant land on a number You associate that with something in the middle of people guess what number you landed on yeah, we did cartoon sounds I didn't have as much fun doing that because I wasn't that good at it But we still did it and you guys will probably figure it out get that before this we were we were spinning the wheel and and seeing how gay we were Yeah, Jonathan walked up and it's like how gay am I and it landed on one So just so everybody knows Jonathan is these right. I'm not ugly. Canonically. I'm shocked But then he asked how straight am I he is neither right he doesn't he is really is sort of like a yin and yang of Gay straight. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, and you I landed on an eight which means I'm the gayest one here And as the gayest one here. Yes, everybody please give me treats. That's how we're kind of treats I don't know What I'm very new to the culture. What do we What do we like? Yeah, yeah We brought in the wheel just to have a little fun just have a little bigger and better. Yeah. No, this wheel is satisfying as hell It's more in proof. I feel like with a lot of these wheels if you spin them you're worried you're gonna like make them fall to the side Here it's sturdy. I feel like I could really spin this thing and it's fun So if you're watching you're gonna know what number they landed on you're gonna get to see what they're trying to interpret if you're listening You have to just guess what number landed on yeah, we're gonna lie every time and we're gonna lie to you We're gonna be like for and it's how it goes Reu idiot um Before we do that though. Damien. What's how you doing? Yeah, Damien. How's it been going? It's been going It's been I got a couple good things going on um, you know a couple a couple bummer things too, but um had a good announcement I get the voice character named Diego Brando in Steelball Run Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, which is a dream because I love Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Dude, thank you. When you announced that I was like this is uh, you've done so many cool projects over the years But I was like do it being in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is Crazy. Thank you my friend. That's a dream for me. I saw fans saying that now Smosh is a Jojo reference So well already was because you dressed as DO that one time. That is true. I for you literally for your funeral roast years ago I dressed up as this character Well, a version of like wait this. Yes. No, that's that's DO that's DO Who's like a immortal vampire crazy person? This is Diego who goes by DO Oh my god, it's rebooted. I'm a bit of a rebooted universe. There's now takes place in the wild the wild west kind of I mean it's like 1890 I think yeah um wildbass Or just city you'll see but yeah all across But out of all the characters you could have voiced your voice. I was deal. I was really or Diego But yeah, Diego yeah, but I was pretty and you give us the voice real quick or now you'll just have to tune in on to Netflix on March 19th for the premiere Yeah, it's already out by the time this airs I've go back in time silly. I am currently trying to catch up. I'm almost done with Golden Wind. Tell you. Yeah, which is awesome I don't think you I know you want to I don't think you have to have seen the other It's a bit of an anthology. Okay, it's it's in effect. So yeah, this one's a bit of a reboot But that was a so that's a cool thing. Um other major thing. I won't dwell it on it too much But my beloved cat Zelda uh passed away in December. Oh, which was so sad. No, yeah, it was really hard and still is um but About as of a week ago. It's been a few months now as of a week ago. I um adopted a new cat and they have named him Tuppens and he's my sweet little baby boy and I still miss Zelda all the time But it's nice to give a home to a new beast and you were like universally connected to this new cat, right? Didn't you say there was like something? Yeah, I remember so I woke up and like the rescue had like two minutes prior Posted like I used to call Zelda my little cow or like my little beef because and this one was also a black and white cat And the post said something like have you ever wanted a house cow and I was like oh that's Crazy and then like they showed this cat like flopping down and it looked just like Zelda and like when I went to go meet him six hours away In the Bay Area He like Zelda couldn't really meow and this cat can't really meow and I was just like this is so like oh, it's all the spirit Yeah, yeah, very it's it's a sweet situation. So I'm really happy to have him. Tuppens is such a Damien word. Thank you Like and it's a great word. It makes me think of Mary Poppens Yeah, I don't know where that came from but I always used it as like a cat name and things apparently people pointed the sound on my post about it I named the cat that we met in Baff Legacy Tuppens No way, which I did not realize people were like it's a smosh reference. I'm like, I guess it is wow I just feel like A recurring word that you because it just it's of the Sound of words that I feel like you throw around a lot of it. Yeah, I remember Baff Legacy I do I do apparently not well enough people had to point it out But I mean, I well it was we did a lot of episode. Oh my god, and it was crazy We came up with a new character all the time. It was so fun The amount of people I've had come up to me at conventions to say like oh my friends and I found a copy of Betrayal Legacy because we wanted to or like you know I that was the first thing I saw on games and because of that like we started playing games in our group like So it's so wild. I was really Shane at one point like didn't get a turn in and I swear to god this man was just a sleepy Sitting next to me in full character just like this Oh He has some of my favorite moments working at smosh and it also has some moments where I was just like I think I'm gonna die 'Cause like, that was where my luck. I was like, I think I'm starting to believe. - Oh, your luck was so bad. - And luck and bad luck, because what's even crazier is like fans saw that I was really having bad luck with rolling. We did not show that there were times where we were like, let's just re-roll. And I, 10 minutes would go by. And we're like, I can't roll a good roll. We can't have to fake it. - Yeah, it was nuts. - It was insane. My characters were doomed. I was a doomed, it was much like JoJo, my bloodline was cursed. - But you, Shane, are a very like, special type of performer where like, I know it was frustrating as a player of the game. As somebody like watching it back, doesn't matter. 'Cause you're having so much fun with it, and you're still such a part of everything. - Oh, because he's asleep and he's reading his energy. - So my favorite moments are when people were doing nothing in the game. My favorite character, Chancevard, did was the bodyguard, and he literally was stuck out there. - He's securing the perimeter. - Yeah, oh man. - I would be shocked if any smoshmouth is there. - The bodyguard is coming back. - Yes, he is coming back. Just you know. - Just you know. - I would be musical. - I'd be shocked if any smoshmouth and listeners have not watched Baff Legacy, but if you haven't watched it. - Oh my God. - You're in for a treat. It is so much fun. - I came up with so many toxic male characters. It was really fun for me. - Oh yeah. - Well, you're a little too good at it. - I was a little bit too good at it. - Oh yeah. - You know, that's my way of healing. - You and Angela, when you turn into men, nightmare. - Hot. - What? - Nightmare. - I would argue Courtney is well with like a Dominic, where you're like Dominic's like suave, but a little bit like. - I would argue what's crazy about Dominic is he toxic? - I think Dominic started out toxic and now in his different iterations is more like, okay, that's just Dominic. - I think he's a sweeter. - He's actually kind of sweet. - Where it's like my guy and Angela's guys are strong. - Yeah, they were awful, man. - Yeah. - Would not trust them. - But cute as hell. - Except for Ketchum. - And invite them to a party, yum yum yum. I'm into it. - Yum yum yum. - Do it right. Let's rank, let's give, whatever number it lands on, that's our bath legacy character. - You wanna try, hold on. I'm gonna stop this. - Sorry. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no - This is what we think our worst. - Bath. - Bath legacy character. - Not ours. - Well now it kind of has no. I think we should do our own because it's hard to recall our own. - It's fine. - Out of our own, what we think our worst. - Okay, I think I know. I have to back back though. - Mine, mine's the man's in Murderer Girl. With the long hair, it was just like, she had no POV, no plot points. She was just like, I can't outdo anything. I just wanted to look like a Manson Girl. That was my only thing. - You know, it's crazy. Mine would also be the like 1960s, 1970s character. I forget his name. But like. - Remember him. - Exactly. I had a tough time finding the balance sometimes because a lot of that was like, we're way better about it now on games. Where people running it are gonna be off camera. In that situation, it was kind of like, I had to run the game and also keep folks on board while playing a character. So it was hard to find that play. So this guy, especially, I'm like, he was trying to be like laid back in like a little stoner, who even knows? - I don't remember a lot of that name. - I don't remember the vibes. - So like with him, it was like, okay, I've got to be like on it and run things. But also just like, I'm chill, did not vibe well. - It's too hard. - Too hard. - Too hard. - In the 1910s, I think it was. I did like a Teddy Roosevelt character and I just couldn't find it. I was just like, I don't know what this guy is. - Don't remember that at all. - Yeah. - Exactly. - Be more blue. - It just kind of. - Yeah, they all wore blue. - It just kind of was like fell flat. And I felt like, 'cause I felt like in the 1960s, that's when I started doing my Aunt Carolyn type of character. - Oh, yeah. - And I felt like that. - Well, you did the Beatles guy. - No, the Beatles guy was 1700s. Remember, 'cause that's the revolution. - Yeah. - No, he was Beetle Braun was probably my favorite. - My favorite was your poet. - Oh. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, I love my poet. - I mean, I love that after all the years, the most famous one is Atlas Whitmore. - Atlas Whitmore. - Oh, yeah. - My hot, hot wife. - Gotta get home away from all they see, man. - And my hot wife. - And with Whitmore. - I don't remember any of the games. - Wait. - 'Cause that intro is legend. - Wait, wait, wait, no, no, no. One of the best characters ever from Chance was Shelby. Shelby, take off your clothes. Shelby, remember? Was it Whitmore? - Yes, yes. - Was it, but like the old school Whitmore, but like the thing was like, - Oh, yeah. - Shelby. - His line was insane. - It. - Chance was all shiny. - This was literally like Chance and Angela first got on the channel. - Yeah. - And they were like, "Hey, we're going to do "marts of filming, bath legacy," which is essentially you're going from the 1700s to the modern days. - It's crazy to think about. When we first started doing it, I didn't know them that well. So when Angela named one of her characters Vacu, I was like, "I don't know what's going on." And nowadays, I'm like, "Yeah, of course." - Yeah, of course. (laughing) - Remember? - Catch 'em. - I was like, "Oh, are you doing?" Yeah, and would let go of the bow every time. - Angela gets excited about props. - Oh, yeah. - She's a prop first character later. - Yes, absolutely. - It's so funny, Shane, because when you say like, "Yeah, I didn't know what I was doing "with my Teddy Roosevelt." Like, at least you started with Teddy Roosevelt. And we're like, "We know the kind of vibe." With catch 'em, I'm like, "What are you seeing?" - Where are your minds eye? What are you seeing? - And he had like. - We all had a different route, 'cause I would always pick a historical figure from the time kinda that I would base it off of, right? - Not so high. - I remember I did Tom Sawyer, Teddy Roosevelt, Charlie Chaplin. Like I was finding the character from the era, and then making a character out of it. And then Angela would just be like, "Oh, there's a twig over there. "What's that character?" And just base off that, and she'd find it. - I just based it off of The O'Brien's, an Irish guy, and then I just was like, "Who would this Irish guy's mom be?" Or brother, or son be? And then I did a girl's got gout. My God. My God. - But, you know what, it happened. - That was three years ago. - No, it has to be four at this point. Five? - Four? - Probably seven. - Probably seven years ago. - Seven years ago. - Being that, no. Eight years, final. - I'll turn this card around. - I'm crazy. - And so am I. So that's how I've been. Changing the subject, isn't it really funny that when Damien was on, we made fun of Jonathan for opening up where there's originals? And then, a few weeks ago, you, Chance and Angela were on the episode, and you decided to just eat candy throughout the whole episode. - Yeah. - That's crazy. - Yeah, they did that. - No. - Is that why we had to move? We had ants. - Yeah. - Yeah. - We had so many ants. Hey, Angela brought the whole bowl of candy, and what was that gonna do? - Wait, just from the reception desk? - Yeah. - Everyone was like suckers and stuff. - Take that, Sarah was like, no. So don't take the whole bowl, and she's like, I'll bring it back. I'll bring it back. - In an hour after we filmed this podcast. - And she poured out all the candy. By the way, there was some crazy stuff on that bowl. Like candy that, like-- - All the Milky Way's at the bottom. - 100 years. - Milky Way was left. The Milky Way's are always left. - No, those little worms, those little worms that are like-- - Oh, the trolleys? - No, it was awful that we ate that much candy on the microphone. - Yeah. - Yeah, I guess I will, yeah, that does track. I think Milky Way's are great. - Milky Way's are like-- - You know what? - Milky Way's. - Let's do candy bars. - Okay. - Once a 10. - All right. - Or just candy in general. - Okay. - You rank it. I think it was NekoWafers. - For people who are only listening to this audio, that probably sounds fun. Or am I wrong? - Probably ASMR. - Ooh, a four. Four is like, yeah, whatever. Not that good. - Okay, I got mine. - Okay. - Raisinettes. - I see, I love raisinettes. But I can see why it's a whole lot of folks. - They're fun. - They're fun. - I could do it out. - If we're talking like Halloween candy, I would say like a regular like little Hershey's, like fun-size Hershey's bar. - Oh, yeah. - It's like a four. - Yeah, that's probably, that's a good four. - Yeah, that's a good four. - I can agree with that. I can agree with that, for sure. - What's your own though? - What's my own four? - Notty candy. - I love candy out of it. - Oh, I love candy. - No, I love candy. - Well, that's why it works out. So we can burn all that. - You know how he just goes home and eats a bowl of candies. - So I need more candies. - I've been trying a thing lately, by the way. Like Costco makes really good cookies, and that's like my, my crippling. - Notty, notty. - So instead of, so like trying to, you know, be a little healthier, what I do is I have one big meal per day, and then I have like two other medium to big sized meals. - And then six cookies at night. - And then I have like, oh, and then I only eat this. - So I don't know what I'm doing wrong. (laughing) - But I did grow my hair law. - I do not understand what you're killing it, okay? - Oh, thank you. - You're killing it. - No, thank you so much. - Have you ever had the Costco cake? - Costco cake. - No. - Costco food is just so good. - I don't know how-- - A massive chocolate cake, a Costco. - I don't know how they're doing it. - Notty, danger. - Chocolate cake for me would be like a three. Shane, what's your four? - Oh, he doesn't. - I would go with, you know what, it's, I'm gonna put it there. It is probably better than this, but I would say like a payday. Just 'cause they're like, just now, but I'm going to go for it's we're paydays cancel those cancel that such a what do you think they say about money? weren't those cancel hey, if brands can tweet like their people, they're going to get canceled canceled. Yeah, sorry. Payday, you can't say that about anybody. Do not like your opinions on Jim Carrey. You can't. Guys, I can't handle the gym. It's already been. It's already over. It's it's he got worked on. Let it be. I'm so curious what the actual revelation will be by the time this airs. I know what if we find out that that he has he has an interview's been like, Oh, I have a stand in going and get awards for me, but I think he was joking. I think the problem is that I do I'm not I never was up to date on any of the Jim Carrey stuff, right? I think the problem is he is of our current era, the closest to an Andy Kaufman of like, would he send someone in a Jim Carrey mask to a red carpet to pretend to be him? I'm like, Jim Carrey would maybe do that. Yeah, but I'm also like, but people were getting into the weeds of like, he's a clone and I was like, no, I get if we think that Jim Carrey is doing a bit. Yeah. But beyond that, I'm not going to follow you like and I also don't care enough like there's only one clone. It was that sheep forever ago. Oh, I've seen her. What? Isn't she because I went to the museum in the stuff, right? Yeah. She's not real. Not anymore. Yeah. Yeah. So you saw her in the museum. Yeah. I wasn't just like in the museum just like, Oh, my God. He's like, always nice to meet a fan. Hi. Hi. Yeah. No, I think I think he would have a stand. My this feels so parasocial because it is because I don't know Jim Carrey. I don't know him at all. But just from what I've seen from him and interviews over so many years, he seems to be the type that's just like, nope, anything's poison. I don't want to like touch anything that's weird. Like, I'm, you know, I'm trying to live my life and just be pure. And so for like, he didn't the look that he had wasn't like, oh, he got a little work done. That was like, you're on facelift under nine. Yeah. People are like, Oh, you got to stop. Yeah. He got like, you know, big cheeks and yeah, which didn't didn't line up with what I'd seen before. So I think that why people were like, there's got to be something. But if anything, I'm like, yes, someone could have a stand in or maybe work. It just felt like a sequel to people saying that Avril Lavigne died and she's been replaced by a clone. Isn't it crazy? Oh, my God. Like, that was years ago. How many conspiracy theories have been semi confirmed at this point where we're just like, well, shit, like, yeah, okay, that's good. She's real. But she's real. I do the real Avril Lavigne songs. I realized. So I want to play Hot Take Roulette and other games. But the problem is I, we can't see what number it lands on. But the wheel is so big. You can check your eyes there. I know. But then I guess, yeah, maybe it landed on a number and then spin it a couple more like, spin it again. So we're doing it sort of like that warm-up game that we play where it's like, I'll give you a category like breakfast foods. And then you are trying to get me to guess that you guys are giving something like a two. Yeah. So I'd be like, oh, like, yeah, like a hot thing. That's like, let's do that for two. It's the easy version. But I'm trying to think of how do we hide? Yes. How do we hide the wheel once we've landed on something? Just change it. Just change it. Yeah. Just spin it again. Just a little round. All right. Who wants to go first? Shane? Okay. What's what's, I'll pick the, I'll pick the categories for you guys. Okay. So it'll be one through 10. And if it's wild, you, if it's wild, spin it again or spin it to one of the near numbers. Okay. Okay. And then yeah. All right. Go ahead. When we have you close your eyes, we're also going to have you like close your ears so that we can let the topic. I'll pick the topics for you guys. Actually, okay. Let's start off with something simple. Frutes. Wow. Okay. Frutes. Frutes. Okay. We're going to spin it now. Yeah. I gave it a good one. So we'd be like that for a while. Samantha, tell me about a painful memory from childhood. Oh, man. I can barely. I got my period. You know, it was awful. Okay. Okay. So now I'm going to just just put it on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Great. Okay. Can we open your eyes and your ears? Oh, you heard that. Oh, so you heard that? It's impossible not here. Okay. Here we go. All right. You said fruit. Yeah. Fruit. And we both know what the number is. Yes, we do. Okay. Um. Fruit. I'm going to say like a strawberry. Whoa. Damien's strawberry haze. Okay. That's a good callback. Thank you. Okay. I'm going to say a clementine. Okay. Ooh. No, not weird shit. What? Clementine is like a cutie. It's like a cute. Okay. You didn't. So this is, I would go with, uh, I'd go with an eight. Is that your final answer? Because those are really good. Oh, I'll give a second one. A strawberry is great. I'll give a second one. Strawberries. And those are the second one. And those clementines are very convenient and nice. A Bartlett pair. Oh, so cute. Okay. Okay. Um. We made gold fruits. And then we were out of, we're out of fruit. Oh, my God. We're done. Um. Green grapes. Green grapes. That feels a little lower maybe. But still good. Um, I'm going to lower it down to, I'm going to say seven. Seven final answer. Boom. That's it. Yay. You did it. That was really, really good. A strawberry is too good to be a seven. Sorry. Yeah, strawberries, but a, but green grapes. Green grapes are good. They're good. They're not, they're kind of whatever. They're fine. And in the, the problem with them is if you're eating a fruit bowl and you have a fork and you're eating that, the green grape dodges every, it's like, it's like, no, it's like, why? Get me. You can't eat it with a fork. Especially like a plastic fork if it's like part of a little fruit cup. Yeah. The problem is you have a plastic fork. You're eating a little fruit cup and then you get to the grapes and it's like, all right, I guess I'll throw the fork away and grab you. What are you guys ordering? Well, you have to do it on a plane so that you just have a whole bunch of grapes and then you're like, get your feet into me. You're like, yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. Once you go next me. All right. What's the category? Any category you want? Anything. Any horror movies. Horror movies. Solid horror movies. Okay. Any time. Spin that. Spin that, baby. This is going to be, this is going to be good. That's gonna be real good. Oh, do we think? Do we think? I'll whisper it into my mic. Oh, shit. Oh, damn, dude. Oh, 10. All right. We're going to adjust now. Okay. Open your eyes and ears. Okay. That was fun. Okay. Horror movies. Horror movies. Horror movies. Horror movies. Horror movies. Now, are we going personal ratings or are we going like, no, this is like popular opinion? Which would you prefer? Popular opinion. Popular opinion. Okay. That would be more helpful. Okay. Popular opinion. I know. Yeah, I've got you go for it. Exorcist. I'm gonna say alien. Class. I know. I guess it's a little divisive. You don't consider it. Okay. It is horror movies. It is considered. It's a scary movie. It's sci-fi horror. It's sci-fi horror. Yeah. It's great. Keep it. Keep it. Done in which case? I'll say it. Okay. We'll do a second round. Okay, great. Let me give my, okay. Exorcist, alien. So those feel like classic, solid. Like when you talk about people like, yeah, of course. But do I think that they're the best? No. But I think that they're up there. So, I want to give this like a nine or eight. Okay, give me another one. Oh, God, or maybe you guys think it's boring. I'll go with psycho. Yeah. I'm going to say hereditary. This is tough because I hated hereditary. So I'm not going to say that one. Probably what I'd probably say instead is just like nightmare on Elm Street. Okay. So many classic ones, which are like the base of most horror movies, which is awesome. But I don't think that there's still a 10. But then I'm like, what's above the exorcist? Because the exorcist is amazing. I'm going to stick with nine. Final answer. It was 10. It was 10. What would you consider example? Honestly, because if exorcist, honestly, I would talk to me. If you said, like talk to me, if you said someone that you were like, but you only said it. But that's personal. That's personal faves. You said you said specifically public opinion. Oh, but talk to me is a public opinion. Hell, yeah. I think I think talk to me is probably a public opinion eight or nine. That was great. I loved talk. Okay. Okay. Okay. I set myself up for failure. Yeah. Damn, man. Because we were listing like what would be in the top five? No, I know, I know, I know. Psycho exorcist alien. And that would be that would be the top. Good job. Okay. Yeah. She's a weed. But you just said that's I would have said 10. Oh, I don't consider that a horror movie. Okay. So this is the issue. This is the issue. Yeah. Turns out that guy's Bruce Willis the whole time which is shocking did tell me every tell you that his mom completely spoiled that end No, I saw that on I saw that on a very first date. It's very funny to me. It's spoiled that movie for me Did you know what I realized my son's name is Cole? That boy's name is Cole the boy from AI. Yeah. Oh my god that movie was horrendous the Jude law all right. You're up Damien. What's your category? movies that you could have on VHS Oh, so it has to be like from that era. I love it. Oh, this is right up Amanda's alley great. All right spin it. Okay Okay, ooh, that's a good one movies that you can have on VHS Yeah, oh yeah, I already know Oh Three okay spin it again a little bit Am I good? No, but yeah, yeah, you're good. You're good You're good. Okay Okay got it. Okay Indian in the cupboard Yeah, wow I That's crazy I don't know where to go with that okay. Well, I had it on VHS and you had like a little It came with a key. Yeah, I played it now. I'm at your school. It did I Are really in that movie is like I remember watching in an elementary school when it was like the teachers You know hungover kind of day and like he makes some like corn be from a can for the guy in the cupboard and he's just like Hey guys, the guy goes like you cook this women cook you are a woman like yeah, so that's the kind of movie if you haven't seen it Yeah, there's a lot going on in that movie I'm gonna say Mars attacks, but it's your your family taped it. So there's some commercials and and they're missing some of the end Okay, here's the deal that movie had me at it like a three Mars attacks is great But you're like missing the endless commercials. So I'm gonna put that it let's say four We're gonna to be do a second round. Yeah, do a second round. Okay Hans Christian Anderson's little mermaid the anime version. Oh Well now what is the anime version the the animated version so not little mermaid It's a little mermaid animated not anime. It's anime and then it's Hans Christian Anderson and it's very confusing It wasn't my house. My my grandmother got it for us. Oh your grandmother the anime connoisseur She's the one who introduced me to Star Wars. Have you ever seen devil man? It's great. I don't know why maybe that's not gonna help you actually I don't know if I put that above or below or okay You go I'll go with Shit, this is tough. I think it's tough because when I was a kid we only had straight-up bangers on VH That's what I'm saying. Well now you're you that's what I'm saying. Yeah, so I'm trying to think of saying But you've been to a blockbuster and look down the aisles and been like yeah true true True yeah, for sure Yeah, for sure I'll go with I'll go with like Mortal Kombat 2 Okay, I'll go home video of my sister's dance recital, but she's in it for five minutes and the video is four hours long Oh, that that knocked it down with two is it two? Three it was three. It's three. I was too strong. No, it's okay. It's too hard because all my VHS's were banger I'm trying to think I was like God it's hard for me to think about that movie from that era I guess I didn't really think about Bad stuff. I was just like three is a tough one, but to be honest with you I started with what you said the first thing. I was like that's a three for sure And then Mars attacks. I was like oh great. Oh, I You did pretty good Yeah, pretty good. And then I was like oh my god. Fantasia is my favorite VHS and I was like, but Fantasia's a 10. Yeah Oh, I would see my Fantasia Fantasia's 10 10. I missed the like Sensory feeling of those like blister box style. Yeah We did a ton, but those are of those hell yeah, yeah Coming soon to Disney Every time we would go to this place called video Mania and my dad would bring us every Friday and we would pick the same movie and he's like You girls want anything else, and it was always Ace Ventura every single Friday That's a good rewatch though every single Friday because that was like our thing You would get home from work and we'd go to video Mania together and get pizza It's such a different era of like I remember going to rent movies, but also renting video games Yeah, I would rent super smash bros for n64 over and over and over until I definitely spent more money Renting it. Yeah, then just buying the game One a cool like life hack I found was going to blockbuster, and if they were out of a game Like they would give you a voucher to rent it for free later or like some other game if they were out still So I think it was Mario Sunshine and Star Fox legends at the same time came out Yeah, and they were just completely gone and I was just like hi once again checking if you have Mario Sunshine. You don't I'll be seeing you next week. Yeah, so fun. Yeah, um, okay. I have another game. I want to play with this wheel Okay, and this one two people will close their eyes and ears. What well one person he doesn't it so I'm I want to think of Scenarios or we can do variations on this, but I was thinking okay Maybe this one's actually one person close their eyes and ears the scenario is one of you made us dinner and On a scale of the other two are trying to Sorry, if you make me close my eyes, I'm gonna kill it One of you made us dinner, um, and you only wore like a Boob's out Oh, we're at topless here. All right, and you thought I said top is and Amanda Amanda you will close your eyes and ears. You made us dinner and the scale of one to ten is how Good or bad it was I had and how we're but we're trying to play it off like it was great So I guess you have to guess how good the dinner was how good or bad it actually was One being horrible and we're trying to play it off like no, it was good. Okay, 10 being it was no it's actually great And we had a great time. So you're gonna try to but we're gonna try to be polite about it And that's the scenario. All right, this is so fun. Let's spin it Just spins forever. Oh, it's picking steam back up Oh, no, exclamation mark. Okay Just just move it over no moving over Oh my god any of them are funny Okay, all right, okay, okay, all right Oh Amanda open your eyes Okay, so are you okay? Tell me you're sick. No, I'm fine. Uh, all right So we have just gotten done with dinner and you are asking us how Because you cooked for us and and you're asking us how good. Oh, I thought Amanda was opening her eyes into the scene Oh, so sorry. I am open my eyes into the scene So you boys like your dinner peas and potatoes And those little weener hot dogs that I sliced the long way Oh, you guys feel like you're about to throw up. It was very good. Mrs. Commanderson. Thank you for having me over Oh my god, you feel like you're drugged up It was great. Oh my god. Are you Are you holding in a fart or a throw up? Excuse me, Ms. Commanderson. Where's your restroom and do you have a bucket as well? Could I use the restroom first? I please back and forth forever use the bucket. My last name is Commanderson. Yeah well Being a part of the military for a long time we have buckets everywhere because That's what happens when you have in shot. Okay, um, so it seems like this is the one Yeah, it seems like you guys want to want to diarrhea and vomit at the same time I guess those weeners were too much for you boys, huh? What Hey, look, I'll defend a minute. You gave her a character. I said you Didn't want to make you dinner this Mrs. Commanderson Am I right with one? I feel like she misses mr. grubs soulmate. Yeah, she's just like Where were you boys tonight those weeners are we gonna have to feed him to the dog boy It's I'm giving the dogs the rest of your weeners say ah if you want to finish them Hey, these sauce to just came all the way from Vienna. You're gonna eat him up and you're gonna like him Why do you try to torture him? It's not even on my home. I didn't mean to Okay, so I was right. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you guys played that pretty well. All right, grow up city Oh like one was pretty easy. Why don't you guys? Okay You both will close your eyes and ears and we'll spin it and whatever number it lands on is how it'll and we'll pretend it's a job interview Okay. And whatever number it lands on is how bad I have to. P and who's interviewing who you guys are interviewing me. Oh, but then you'll at the end you'll guess how bad I have to be interviewing you for which job whatever whatever job. Okay, we're casting directors. We're casting directors interviewing for a new electrician. No kidding. We're casting directors interviewing for the new door guy. Yeah, but he needs to be able to act. So all right, so spin it. And we shut our eyes. You shut your eyes. Oh, and then I'll move it or before before it you guys open your eyes. Okay. This is how bad I have to piss six. All right, so I'm just sitting down and open your eyes. Thank you so much for coming in for a door man. Mm-hmm. Bertholomew and I will be interviewing you. Great. Do you have a resume or headshot with you? Oh, yeah, we need a headshot for all the security door man. Yeah. Not just the actors. We need to know that you're beautiful. Right. Nice boots. It says here you trained with Margaret Anderson's door company. What was that? Oh, yeah, she has a lot of doors and you know, we kind of work through different type of door techniques every week. It was intensive. It was a six-week intensive. And, yeah, I got, she passed me. I could have moved on to door intermediate, but I didn't want to. Did you hurt your leg? No. In an accident? No, I mean, it's, you know, I just haven't been stretching much. Do you want a glass of water? I'm okay. I'm good. Okay. Do you mind if I eat my stained Tupperware spaghetti while we interview you? Hey, Bertholomew, you don't need to ask his permission. You gave him my permission. I'm just letting him know what my space work was. I just became Mrs. Commandison. All right. So, so we're looking for someone who disappears in their role. You're right. My partner is. Uh-huh. Are you okay? I'm fine. Can I poke your tummy? You may not poke my well. A part of the interview process is us poking your tummy. That feels more like a doctor's exam. Well, I feel like when people come up and open doors. Yeah, but when people come up and want to get in the building and you say no, they're going to go listen here, buster. And they're going to be eye level to your belly button. They're going to be like, listen here, buster. Do you know who I think I am? I don't trust you. It feels like it feels like it feels like a six or seven. I was going to say six. It's a six. Yeah. What? I knew from when I said, can I poke your tummy? And he said, no, he was a six. Why the way? How did you stain Tupperware spaghetti going? We were casting. There is nothing better than someone bringing out the nastiest Tupperware full of spaghetti. It's always when you're auditioning, you're like, oh, I prepared for this is best I could. I got a parking ticket even trying to be here. And they just started eating lunch. They're not even fucking looking at you. It's so true. God damn. Wait, I'm obsessed with this. Okay. I want to play. I feel like I'm supposed to. Oh, yeah, neither of us can guess the numbers. I can't do whatever you want. What's the scenario? It can be any scenario you want. You two are both doctors slash medical professionals. Of course. I want to. You're having a hard time telling me like exactly what the news is for my test results. Oh. And one one being. It's bad news. 10 being. You know, obviously incredible, incredible news. You have us telling you horrible news. Maybe or great medical. Great. I'm going to be like, I'm just going to let yeah, I just want to suss out how bad my test results were before you actually tell me what they are. So wait, so we're spending it and you're not. Yeah. Okay. We are doctors giving you test results. One being. One being horrible news. Yeah. 10 being. You're the healthiest. This is so fun and not triggering for anybody. Let's do this. Yeah, that's a good point. Is this okay? I was going to do something like a silly version of it, but maybe it's um, what if I talk like this? What are they? I can't wait to get my test results. Oh boy. I think let's do it. Let's commit to it. Let's do it. Well, we're not going to do real world shit. Like. You know, we're doctors, but plug your ears. You might know what it sounds like when it lands on something. Be doctors with that boundaries. Yeah. Doctors with that borders. This is the pit. Six. All right. All right. All right. We just though. Riley. Okay. Stop. Okay. Mr. Anderson. Yeah. It's me. Wow. Mr. Anderson. Oh gosh. It's going to be a while till I'm a real Mr. I'm eight years old. I'm so happy to be here. Oh, this makes it so much better. Okay. You're my lollipop. Yeah. You're a child. Yeah. Here's your lollipop. Oh boy. It's comically large and my spinny propeller cap works with the two. Oh, it's fun. Well, that you came over here. That your parents. Well, after you're you're we looked at everything a little and uh. All right. How's everything looking? Will I be able to play baseball in the summer? Um, yeah. No, what? I think if you took this summer off next summer, you will definitely be able to play. Okay. Yeah. That's good to know. We're sorry to say you do not qualify for the army. Oh. Yeah. Not even for draft is during war time. Sorry. Yeah. Oh. And now we'll see to wear a little, um, cushion on your foot. Oh, that's good. They call me the old soft shoe for a reason. How to to chop this kid. I always wanted to be a fan. It's a lot going on. I'm amazed. I'm amazed. He's. All right. I drove here. I drove here. Well, it is 1940. Yeah. Well, my dad said he was too drunk to drive in my mom. He's been. Remember, it's in 1940. Well, well, well, whenever you get yourself to baseball practice, you can play, you know, next year because we just need to let that, um, thing on your foot heal. I know I said I was eight. I'm feeling like more like I'm five. Dad's rubbed some dirt on it and you're probably all right. Yeah. Okay. Maybe four. Oh. Oh. So, wait, actually, you're doing better than that. I think I'm like a six. There you go. There we go. Okay. I'm so sorry to hear about your dad. It's okay. He, um, he drinks. Yeah. And that's 1940. No, I got that. Okay. Uh, he says, he does just France. Fruit. And it's going to live forever. Here's mine. I just got a spray tan. Oh, okay. And I just walked in 10 being awful. One being. No, wait. No, 10 being great. One being awful. This is horrendous. Okay. So 10 being the best. 10 being. 10 being. It's amazing. Who are we? I think it's just this is us as ourselves. Okay. Oh, Amanda did. Amanda got this. Six. I'm going to spin it again. Spin it again. Not, not good enough for our, our taste. exclamation mark. Spin it again. It just really wants to be there. You got to be kidding me. Five. Alright. Fine. Come on, Amanda. Amanda from work. Hey, how's it going? It's you. What's up? Hi guys. Oh, hey, you got a, you got a nice little, what nice little bronze going. Oh, oh my god. That's super cool. Did you ever go? I was just walking outside for a little bit. Nice. It picks up on you fast. It's got like a wedding to go to her. Oh, it's just like I was outside for like an hour. Yeah. God, that must be nice. I'm kidding. I'm so sorry. It's like kind of embarrassing, but I did. I got it sprayed down. That's okay. That's great. Yeah. Yeah. I like it. I'm going to my mom's wedding to her second husband. That's cool. Damn. So yeah, arms off the market again. Huh? Yeah. She's off the market. I'm wearing light pink, so okay. And it's winter. That'd be a nice little contrast. Yeah. Yeah. It's cool. Anyway, so for Smoshmouth today, I was thinking we have this wheel and we could play with that and stuff. I, what if we get three more and then go. And we can like, sure, we could just do it in a car. What do you think? I'm thinking like an eight or nine. You really think this is how I would react if you got an amazing spray tan. Well, you guys are looking at me dead in the face. I always do. So I talked to HR and I'm allowed to do that now. And you can't tell me the time has passed. So, so like, what do you guys think? I wore white, so I got a little bit on there, but I can see a little bit came off, but it's not too noticeable. Yeah, it's like, I think it works. It works. It's fine. I don't, yeah. So it's like a five. Yeah. Boom. Wow. See you guys. - I don't know. - Give a fucking tip. - No, it's just, it's fine. So it's like. - A five is, a five is, it's fine. - It's fine. - It's there. - It works. - I bailed notice. - Fake friends. - Fake friends. No, seriously, I was like, wow. This must be the best. - How do I play off a five? - Yeah. - You would go, oh, you got a little bit tan, huh? - Oh. - That's what I did. - That's what I did. - That's what I literally did. Amanda, I went, oh, you got really runs. - A five, a five is Selena gets me. - A five in my eyes is it's not really noticeable. A 10 is, oh my gosh. - Wow, I can see you got a 10, it's amazing. - A five is like, oh, that's bad. - A five is like, huh? - Oh, see, I was seeing five as being like, I just am like, oh yeah, that's fine. - But I was like, you asked if I was going to a wedding. - Yeah, but I wasn't like, oh my God. Amanda, I wasn't like, oh my God, are you going to a wedding? I was like, oh yeah, are you going to like a wedding or something? - I'm just fighting. - Just fighting for their lives right now. - And we're waiting. - I hate it. - Okay. - So I'm not dead yet. - Fine, guys. - I got mine. - Okay. - You did well. - I got mine. - All right, the scenario is we're all hanging out and the scale of 1 to 10 is how much I want to show you the pilot for Frazier. - I've always seen it. - Okay, what's a, oh I'm just kidding. - Frazier's perfect. - I really want to show you guys an episode of it. - Okay, so you're spending it and we're shutting our eyes. - And yeah, the scale of 1 to 10 is how much I want to show you this episode of it. - Okay, great. - Okay. - So we have to close our ears and eyes. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I've been doing it really hard as kind of a joke. I should really stop doing that. - It's a lot of headache. - There's a lot of dead air in this year episode that is audio only for one of the cool. - Fine. - People are like, what's going on close my ears? - All right, and we're hanging out. - Yeah, so that's how come I learned what different kinds of pastries are. - That's so cool. - That's so fun. - That's so cool. - Thank you. - You tried them all. - Yeah, very full. - I want to say, it's so fun just like hanging out. You know, like outside of work, it's just really a really great time. That wedding I went to was fun. - Oh, I bet. - Yeah. - And you know, I've been thinking about a lot. Your tan was really nice. - Oh, that's so interesting because my mom said she could have done without it. - Yeah, well, she's on husband number two. - Oh, yeah. - So, burn three. - Burn that. That's crazy. There's an episode of Frazier where they're at a wedding. And it's like a second wedding situation. It's so good. It's so much like that. - Oh, that's so fun. - Oh my god, it's like the best episode. - I haven't seen Frazier in like third. - You haven't watched it. - It's been a while. - Yeah, it holds up. - Is it on its screen? - It holds up services? - Yeah, it's on Netflix. - Okay. - Oh. - Yeah. - I hear they've got March 19th, Steelball Run is gonna premiere. - Oh my god. - That's not yet, but they have all of Frazier on there. - It's like a really old show. - Oh, but it holds up so well. - Does it? - It holds up really well. - 'Cause they did a reboot. - No, no, no. We should watch this episode. - We should watch this episode. - I think Jason Alexander is so funny. - Oh, that you're thinking of. - You're thinking of a sign from him. - Oh shoot. - What am I? - Actually, you look back. Frazier is the sitcom of that episode. - Frazier is like in Seattle. - It's Kelsey Grammer, it's in Seattle. And he's a psychiatrist, but it's like, it's, oh my god. - Oh, oh my god. - It makes sense. It's really great. - Spencer Grammer's dad is an actor. - He didn't say Spencer Grammer. He said Kelsey Grammer. - I know, yeah, Spencer Grammer's dad. He's at it. - Whatever gets you excited. Yeah, it's like, it's like, that's, we should watch this. - It feels like this could be like an eight. - I feel like a nine. - I think he's a nine right now. - Oh, he wants to find the clicker, 'cause you want to watch it right now. - Well, we can watch it right now. - Oh, it's like half an hour. - Or we couldn't. - Yeah, but it's half an hour, we can watch it. - What if I say, what if I say? - What if I say, I don't want to watch it right now? - And I hand you this ball peen hammer. What would you do? - Yeah, whatever that is. - You can leave, we can watch Frazier. - Wow, this is a 10. - Is a 10. - It feels like a nine though. - I was gonna say it was a nine, but the change didn't say anything. - It is a nine. - Oh, I knew it. It wasn't in time because he let us chat in the beginning. - Yeah. - He wasn't foaming at the mouth for all thing. - Yeah. - No matter how much you want something, I still try to hold back. - Yeah, that was really good. - Thank you. - It was very fun, very good. - Spencer Grammer is the voice of Morty's sister in Rick and Morty and that's the daughter of Kelsey Grammer. - No way. That's funny. - I just wanted to say something absurd as though I've never heard of Kelsey Grammer so that you would get maybe pissed as a-- - This is a 10. - Yeah, yeah. - Now in our real life, we're gonna be like, "Oh, it's a five." - It's a five. - I've got one. But I have to shout out as TikTok creator and I don't remember their name right now so I have to get it to Selena to put on the screen. But they did a sketch about a guy on the Oregon Trail trying to hide that he has dysentery from everyone. - Oh, that's so good. - So I have some kind of, so shout out to them. I have some kind of Oregon Trail related disease that I'm trying to hide from you. - You're so medical right now when I love it. - When one through 10 is like how obvious it is and how bad is it is like 10 being so obvious, I'm dying. One is like nothing's really wrong with it. - Okay. - Cool. - 10 is obvious. - Okay. - All right, spin it. Or wait. - Wait, I have to run. - You guys close your eyes. - We're closing our eyes here. - Yeah, you guys close your eyes. - All right, let's see. Our audio listeners are like, well, I guess I'll enjoy the silence for a bit. - Oh, depeche mode, yeah. - Okay. - Seven. - Keep your eyes closed for like one more second. Okay, cool. You guys go for it. - All right. - All right. - All right. - Now we've been gathering firewood for the past couple of days and. - Jeb, you. - Jeb, you're sweat and like a pig. - It's 'cause all the firewood that I gathered, it's hot and it will be hot when we burn it. And I feel a little steamed up. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Well, it's fine, it'll pass. - Or again, that's a hot place. - Yeah, it is hot. I mean, I will say it's been a bit of a breeze today. - Yeah. And Nancy and Jojo, the two children, they're out back getting some, also some wood. - Well, they're not sweating up. They're not sweating up. - They're actually dry. - Let's talk about them for a bit. They're never coming to the scene, but let's talk about them. - Well, I'll be honest with you two, I seem to have had an encounter with a legless animal of some kind and it yelled at my leg real close. - Oh. - So I'm just gonna try to sleep it off for a little bit and everything's fine. - Jeb, don't close your eyes. - I would never do that. - Sounds like you're talking to someone that's not there. - Oh no, the legless animal was very real. Long too. - Jeb, I think you-- - Jeb? - This is not sounding so good. - Look, I'm up walking around. If I was not feeling well, could I dance like I am right now? - Oh my God, he's passed the point. - Oh, he's-- - You know when people are about to die? - You're barely shuffling that. - They get up and they dance. - I think-- - This is the thing. - I think you're already dead. - I think I just need a couple days to relax and I'm actually gonna be okay. It's gonna be, it's not great now, but I'm gonna need just a couple days and I'll be fine. - You're either a seven or a 10. - Oh, I think this is a 10. - This is a 10. It's the only point. - Nine or a 10. - Which one you won't? - God, you've got a bad fever. - I'm actually gonna be fine in a little while. It's not that. - Okay, well, I'm feeling like maybe this is a six, but he said dancing. - Yeah, he's hallucinating. He's saying he's gonna be fine, but he's trying to hide it. - He's a hallucinating. - I'm gonna go with, I'm gonna go with a nine. I'm gonna go with a seven. - Damn. - I went a little too hard right off the bat. I'm sorry. - I was like, what? - I turned over. - I was like, what the whole sweat? It's what the guy did in the sketch, it was real good. So. - No, I love it. - It was funny. - I was like, that's too much for what I wrote. - We got to take him out back. We got no choice. - Well, no, you need those bullets for all the meat. You can't carry back to the wagon. - Okay, this is very, very fun. - This is wild. - Should we do a hot take? - Yeah. - Remember when we did hot take? - It was very fun. - Are we giving our own hot takes? - Yes. - Okay. - All of that number. So like the theme is. - And this is where the other two guests, but you get a number, we pick the category. You come with a hot take of that heat level. - And then you guess. - And it does have to be one that you believe in. - Yeah. - Just like a one as the coldest take possible. 10 is the hot. - So it's not our own hot takes. - It does have to be your own hot take. It just is a hot take on that subject. - Okay. - But you have to come up with a hot take of that. - You'll see what we do at I guess. - A level, right? So like. - What's the subject? - Let's see. Dating. Or what about food? - Dating, dating is cool. - Dating does a lot of food stuff. - Dating. - Like dating hot takes. - Hot takes. - Okay, all right. - Let's see if I do well. I don't know. - All right. - Do you'll go first? Okay. - Shut your ears and your eyes. - All right, I'll shut my ears to my eyes. - My ear holes have been shut. Just like animals underwater do. Okay. (babbling) - Mm-hmm. (babbling) - Okay, you can open your eyes. - Okay. - A dating hot take. And one you don't have to believe in. But of. - But what does a hot take you don't believe in? - It just has to be like a sentence. - Right, like the hottest of hot takes would be like. - Okay, here's a hot take. - People shouldn't date. - Here's a hot take. - Dating is bit evil. - Women should date men that are uglier than them. It will last longer. - Okay. - And 10 being the hottest hot take. - That's the hottest of hot takes. - Damn, I would say like that's. - That's wild, but I think there's crazier, so I'd say that's an eight. - Oh, see, I think that's like a five. 'Cause I think a lot of people believe that. I think that's a take that I would see online. - I think I missed this one up. (laughing) - You think that's a cold take? You think that's a one? - So it's actually the number is nine. - I said eight. - But, but. - Okay, you said eight. - You said eight, but as I'm thinking, but I'm like, I think a lot of women think that, so it's not really that hot of a thing. - I don't think that's an insane. - I think it's actually a five. But I was thinking it was high. - You ate eight? - I felt like it was an eight. - And that's not, that's just a random take, not something that you believe in. - Yeah. - Okay. Yeah, you don't actually believe that. - Yeah. Yeah. - I hope your husband doesn't watch this show. (laughing) - Getting my husband's beautiful. - He's taller than you, right? - Yeah. - He's a beautiful man. - Yeah. - He's like nine foot 10, yeah. - I'm saying that because some, my friend's mom actually did say this to me years ago. She's like, I'm telling you, you girls got to start dating men there, uglier than you. And I was like-- - Oh, it's ugly and not shorter, got it? - Dating advice from any parents is always the most insane thing you've ever heard. - Insane. - Yeah. - It's rare that it's good. - Okay. - From another generation at all, it's not-- - The boomer's dating advice is always like that. - Yeah. - We have to do another hot take. We have to do a better hot take. - Oh, that was a great, I thought that was a good one. - I think you did a great job. - Great job. - What's a different category? One final one. - Yeah, one final hot take. - What's a good category? Any category? TV shows or movies? - TV shows or airplane etiquette or like traveling? - Okay, airplane etiquette. I like this. - Airplane etiquette. - Airplane hot takes, I could take it. - Okay. - One. - Hot take it. - Spin it. - Hey, shut our eyes. - I'll hot take it. - Shut your eyes. - Shut our eyes, man. - Shut our eyes. - Shut your eyes. - Shut both of our eyes. - Shut your eyes. - Shut your eyes. - And I'm not gonna-- Don't have to close your ears, 'cause I'm-- - Five. - Spin it one more time. Okay. I'm not gonna say the number out loud, so it doesn't-- All right, so spin it one more time. (laughing) 'Cause what the hell? - It was four every time, huh? - All right. - Six. (laughing) - I've got an idea. Here, let me find this, and is that work? - Spin it one more time, just spin it one more time. - Is that work? - Nine. - Okay. Okay. - Can we open our eyes? - Yeah, you can open your eyes. Okay. - Airplane etiquette, hot take. I think that airplanes should apply hockey rules, and if two people get in a fight, they shouldn't try to stop it until it goes to the ground. (laughing) - Okay, feels like a 10 or a nine. - I feel like for Shane, there's a six. (laughing) I have a lot of airplane hot takes, so I feel like this is relatively dumb. - Yeah. - Really? I think it's a nine. Or a 10. - I'd say eight. - I'm gonna say nine. - Locking your answers. It is a nine. - Wow. - 10 would be like, I think passengers should be allowed to go up and fly the plane for a little bit. - Yeah. - I do ask sometimes to sit on their lap very politely, the pilot, and they won't let me. - Let me come on. - I have a real airplane hot take that I've really clearly-- - Let's hear it. - Okay, so it's real. - This one's real. I think making the back of sea screens touch screen is the dumbest fucking thing anyone could have done, 'cause they put games on there, and there's always some dipshit being like, I've never tried a candy crush before, and I'm like getting jostled every time. - You're so right. - I have had to turn around and like, unfortunately, like say to people like to an entire family, hey guys, so sorry. Would you mind being a little more gentle with the back of the seat? Like, I hate being that guy, but like, why would you build it in that someone's gonna jostle your seat? - That's terrible. - You're right. I never thought about that. - I never thought about it. No one's ever really played a game that hard on the back of my head. - Like I'm get it, Sudauku. - I definitely was playing Yotsie on one of the last flights I was on. - Wow. - And I had one of the best scores that they had. My favorite is have you seen the post where someone was playing battleship on their flight, and the guy they were playing against was a couple rows ahead of them. - That's ridiculous. - He thought it's creepy. - And was just clearing this flight. - What? (laughing) - It's brutal. - That's amazing. - Love that shit. - Wow, okay, so this is the wheel game? - This is the wheel game. We need to refine it, I think. - Yeah. - Of course. - Well, I'm having a lot of fun. - I really liked the performance aspect of the wheel game. - It's a lot of fun. - You became Mrs. Commanderson. - Oh, I wasn't. - It's a kind of new form of charades, right? 'Cause it's like, okay, I know what the subject is. I just don't know to what degrees. - Yes. - And that's hard to nail the exact number. - I love it. - We are really good at it when we're doing it in pairs too, where it's like, I remember we did like a breakfast version, and it was like a, it was like a, no, it was like a, sorry, an office prize version, like you win something at the office, and it was a four, and Tommy was like, okay, it's like a $50 gift card, but it's at a place where it's like $80, so actually like get a massage, and it's like, that's such a good one. - But it's such a good one. - It's so perfect. - Tommy is really good. - It's such a fun game. - Put in the comments if you guys have ideas about the wheel. (laughing) James. (laughing) - Jonathan, you're free. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I couldn't do that. - Jonathan is free. - I couldn't get through my statement 'cause we have a Mr. Chips number two in this video. - What I love is we all looked at James, did not look over yet. He was just kind of like. - Why are you eating there? - Famous Amos. - Oh, Mrs. Amos. - Sweet boy just needed some cookies. All right, Mr. Chips number two has entered the chat, and also guys put in the comments ideas for the wheel game. - Yeah. - Yeah. - And we get three more and put them on a box and go room. - Yeah. - Yeah. - There you go. - Organ trails out, okay. - Damien, thank you for joining us. - Hey, thanks for having me, you guys. This is, what can I say, I'm a big fan of the show. It's gonna be back. - Thanks for having me. - And when can we see your show? - Oh, it's probably out by the time. - All right, awesome. - But thank you, March 19th. Only on Netflix is the first episode from you. - Okay. Bye, bye. - Bye, bye. - Happy birthday. (laughing) - I got it. - This was not the game's episode. - Hey, comment. - And I just saw a James like this. (laughing)