#135 - Our Fans Are WILD

Hi, welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane. And I'm Amanda, and we have a very wonderful guest with us today, Trevor. Oh, I'm wonderful. You're wonderful. I said special before, and now I'm saying wonderful. Because we're in a different place. Yeah. Look at this place. It's wonderful. We feel like a normal podcast, I feel like. It's so beautiful. Look at all the toucans. Oh, my God. Yeah. Toucans everywhere. I actually didn't know that until right now. My tiny picture. We had to bring him. Of course. We had to bring him. Rambe is everywhere with me. For those who don't know, Smosh is moving its studios from Rancho Cucamonga to Oxnard. Oxnard is a really cool place. I've actually never been to Oxnard. What? Oh, that's crazy. I've been there so many times. My parents. That's where my parents are from. Really? Yeah, Ventura and Oxnard. They went to high school there. That's crazy. I've heard it's gorgeous, which the name doesn't sound gorgeous. It sounds like Oxford. It sounds like Oxford in England. So that's what's helping me. But Nard? Nard? Nard? It's a beautiful place. It's crazy. I love it. It doesn't sound like a beach town. Ventura. Ventura sounds so much more. Ventura sounds more like a long beach, obviously. Yeah, Ventura. Ventura. But Oxnard sounds like it's in the middle of nowhere. It sounds like there's a lot of universities around. Yeah. We're not vibing on Oxnard. I have Oxnard as different in my head than you guys. I think so. Okay. You're thinking of it as academic. Well, yes. And I just see like a bunch of car dealerships. It's an academic school that people are fighting for their lives and they have to bond with a dragon. And if they don't bond with a dragon, they will die. That's just fourth wing. See, I see it as the place that I would go sometimes when I was a kid to visit family. Yeah, you're too close to it. Yeah, I'm too close. I can't have an opinion on Oxnard. Yeah, you shouldn't have an opinion on that. I totally get that. But anyways, moving our studios. So in the meantime, we're filming here. We're here. We're filming here. At just a temporary. And it's so cute. Yeah. This chair. It's very nice. This chair is actually incredible. I got to say, I'm so comfy. I am excited to get a new chair for Reddit Stories. Whoa. I need it. You and chair have been having problems. Well, that chair. I sat in Shane's chair for two seconds during a live stream. What is wrong with that chair? I don't actually know. It's like a consistent. You want to go backwards, but that's not the point of it. It's far more leaned back than it looks. Yeah. And it doesn't have armrests. No. It's not really. It's not good. It was just the chair we had. And we just threw it out there back in the day. And then we just didn't change it because we were just like, "Yeah." But you sit there for hours. Shane sometimes sleeps in that chair. That's how long he does Reddit Stories for. Yeah. Yeah. We stopped down for a little bit. I'm like, "Let me just take a nap right here." Sleepy. Sometimes overnight. Yeah. You know. Yeah. We don't want you to do that anymore. In the new space, you can't do that. That's what I've heard. Yeah. We're getting a new chair. I don't know. I don't know exactly what the new chair is going to be like. I hope it's something like this. This is one of the most comfortable chairs I've ever sat in. Can I just say, I just got so conscious of the fact that now people can see my lower half. Because normally we're sitting at the table and I'm like, "It doesn't matter what I'm doing with my legs." And I just thought about it. And I just immediately started fidgeting. I'm like, "Do my legs look weird?" Your legs look great. Thank you. That's why I'm wearing socks. No. And your shoes match the top. Okay. That's great. Thank you. I do. When we're filming a couple episodes of Smosh Mouth, it is nice that I don't have to wear pants. It's nice that I don't have to worry about what pants I'm wearing. Mm-hmm. If it, like, works. Oh, yeah. As a whole outfit. Pantsless is my favorite. Sometimes I'll just go Winnie the Pooh. Yeah. Yeah. No. At the table? I have noticed that. It's tough for me to be focused. It is really tough. It's hard to ignore. Well. He comes in and just strips and then sits. Yeah, I was wearing pants, but I take them off to sit on that little tiny school chair. Yeah. The new set will show your lower halves. The new set's going to show our lower halves? What? Fuck! Dude! You know what? Because I always wear nice lower halves. Yeah. I always put on my nicest lower halves. Yeah. Wow. My lower halves. Everybody loves my lower halves. That's crazy. I got to get new pants. I need to go pants. Shane and I never change our pants for Smosh Mouth. We'll just change our shirts. I try not to. I try to wear one pair of pants for a whole shoot day. Yeah. It does make outfits tough. Mm-hmm. I do end up wearing just white t-shirt and something over it pretty much every day. Because I'm like, what else works with four different variations? Like, there's nothing wrong with wearing a white t-shirt. If I could wear a white t-shirt every day, I would. But me in a white t-shirt is weird. Like, me in like a-- I don't know. It just makes me feel like I went to gym class and I forgot my gym shirt. You got to try it out sometime. I guess. I'll try it. I'll wear it with a gold chain. It depends on what type of white t-shirt, too. We should do a video and we just all, like, wear white t-shirts and jeans and then pretend that it was an accident and be like, what? Whoa. Can't believe we all did this. How did we all do this? This is wild. I just spoiled it. Now everybody knows. Nobody knows. It's OK. Nobody knows. So we haven't actually recorded a new episode of this show in a minute because we kind of batched up a bunch of episodes before we left our old studio. It's been almost a month. It's been like a month. And a lot has happened in a month. Angela and Chance and Olivia played us. Yeah. That was so fun. That was a great episode. That was unbelievable. Loved that. Very fun episode. But yeah, so much happened maybe in our lives. Just in general as well. Punch. Oh. I hate that video. Don't talk to me about Punch. Every video. I do not like those videos. So Courtney had a prediction for this year. And it was that monkeys are going to do something new. And-- Reject their own? Yeah. Yeah. Bully. Be a huge loser. Yeah. Because Punch, like-- Whoa. Whoa. Are you saying Punch is a loser? Just everybody hates him. Like, he's kind of a reject. Dude. OK. Crazy Punch taste. I'm kidding. Everybody hates him. I'm not punching down right now. Whoa. Everybody hates him? That means you hate him, Shayne? No. I'm saying the monkeys hate him. I'm learning so much. In the monkey world. So do you agree with them? No. But I am a homo sapien. I am far, far more intelligent. He's a homo all right. Yeah, dude. No. The Punch videos, they are brutal. But then you'll see a video where it's like, oh, one of the monkeys likes him and is hugging him. And then in, like, the next video, it's like, that monkey doesn't like him anymore. Dude, it is. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? That first day I learned about Punch was such a roller coaster. Because I saw-- I was like, oh my god, this monkey is getting bullied. And I wanted to cry. 20 minutes later, I see a video. Actually, the monkey has a friend now. And I was like, yes! And then another video comes, and it's the monkeys being mean again. I'm like, what's going on? All I can think about is, like, you know, fuck those other monkeys. Like, Punch is awesome. He's clearly awesome and ahead of his time. That's how I look at that situation. Yeah. He's a Renaissance man. Yeah, exactly. It's really hard for me to watch. I really-- that story needs to turn out well. Like, he needs to inevitably-- What do you think is going to happen? I just-- I'm like, if he never gets accepted fully into that tribe. Why do you think-- what is the possible reason why a monkey would not be accepted? Is it their scent? Like, what is it? I'm not-- I'm not-- No, I know this. Sure. This is just an opinion. OK, OK. Like, our assumptions? Opinions. Yeah. I think it's, like, kind of power dynamics in the animal kingdom. Like, one monkey's kind of being mean to be like, yeah, I'm a big dog. Like, it's kind of, like, very human of, like, I'm going to bully this kid because I want people to see that I'm strong. But everyone is-- everyone's bullying him. Everyone's-- Yeah. I wonder if it's just a hierarchy thing. Like, you add one monkey to the chain. And it's just like, all right, where do you fit in here? Because there's an order to things. So if you're added, who is above you and who's below you? Yeah. Well, it's like Planet of the Apes, you know? Yeah. It's like they hated Caesar when-- and you know, Planet of the Apes is crazy because-- Caesar was rude. --because it's like-- what? Because Caesar was mean. I didn't like Caesar either. Caesar was mean in Planet of the Apes? Wasn't he? Am I crazy? I don't think so. I feel like he just was kind of a monkey. It's been a minute since I've watched all of Planet of the Apes. Yeah. I'm forgetting. I'm-- but, like, the whole thing is, like, you know, they're-- all those monkeys are so mad they want to break out because there's no space, you know, in the enclosure. And it's like you'd think they'd just build a bigger-- So you think maybe the little one is just taking up a little bit too much space. The bigger one. You get a fake surprise. I think maybe he has a different scent on him, and they feel like he's not part of them. My cats are that way, but cats are obviously so different. But, like, when my one cat goes to the vet and he comes back, our other cat hates him for days. Because of a different scent? Hates him. Like, truly hates him. I'm sticking with this. And then suddenly one day is normal. I just don't know how monkeys work. Maybe-- How do monkeys work? Guys-- How do monkeys work? How do monkeys work? You know, actually, that happens to me when I come home from a smosh shoot. Raven hates me for, like, a few hours. I don't think it's how you smell. Hey. What the fuck? Is it my scent? Oh, it's your scent. It's Shayne and Amanda's scent. Because I smell different. She doesn't recognize me. Maybe give Punch a little tiny, like, Porsche. Gun. Give him a gun. Could you imagine the next-- Take away the stuffed animal. Give him a gun. The next video, it's just Punch with a gun. And he's just holding it up. Ah! All right. You're cool. I like it. OK. So that prediction. We could kind of mark that off. Yeah, we could. Yeah. But another prediction that I think came true, effectively, I said there'd be a gathering of 100 Chosens. Oh my god. And within a month-- And one Sarah Christ. And one Sarah Christ. There was one Sarah Christ. Yeah, so-- So talk to us about it. Within a month-- within, like, January of this year, after making that prediction, some fans here in LA started organizing. They started organizing a gathering of Chosens that would happen at a park. And it was like, oh, this is picking up steam. Like, they're really organizing this. There was posters-- Mm-hmm. uh like echo park and stuff for it it was awesome and um we started talking about it and then uh our head of social team erica was like should we should we like send you should you go and i was like sure like absolutely like and you know when i saw it was happening i was like yeah like i would be down to go um and i was like well i need to go as the chosen like like yeah like the chosen goes and uh my dream was to kind of just show up and just try to like sneak in and just be like part of the crowd it's like what's up i'm another chosen here um but they were like okay it's protocol here at smosh like you need to have like a bodyguard just in case i was like we're not gonna need it but yeah yeah and so we had this like huge like six foot five guy probably probably huge huge bodyguard and uh we put him in a chosen shirt and i was trying to explain the character this is this guy who's worked for like 40 years as a bodyguard and he's like so what's his deal like what's the chosen deal does he like does he like howl and stuff i was like not really but he just is like he just likes wolves on a shirt but you know whatever and i could howl he was like he's like so am i part of the wolf pack now i was like yeah man sure um he's like guarded precedents before normally i guard people who need protection i love i was really trying to get the backstory he's like okay what's his motivation have enemies that i need to look out for i love that but uh so we show up to this park and um everybody stayed in character and it was awesome uh i truly was just kind of blown away i i actually genuinely felt like i was like intruding on like an event right yeah so i was like oh i didn't technically that's epic i didn't say i was coming on partiful you know i showed up and so i walk up and they're in the different skills different skills to establish that you're a chosen there's many skills the winner gets a copy of blade 2 okay okay good and i start walking on blu-ray they truly kind of like everybody kind of like parts like and like opens up and i'm like suddenly in the middle of the crowd and they're all just kind of staring at me and i was like i did not prepare a speech like i i'm just gonna show up and say hey and like hang out as the chosen and then i was like i gotta say something and um i was just saying like truly it was like so cool i was like this is i was kind of blown away are you saying it as shane or in the church i was trying to stay in chosen but it was hard i was like this is trippy because i'm not performing i'm just here hanging out but i am this character and everybody else is this character um and like even we were getting like a group photo like one of the chosen's turned to me and he had like a sigh which is one of those sick like ninja turtles uh knives he's like he's like chosen do you need a weapon and i was like no i'm okay thank you like i was like this is incredible yeah um it was so much fun that is so cool i saw the video and i was just like this is epic it was genuinely so sick like i was like i can't believe this um so i really like shout out to everybody who organized it and went um and i'm sure there's gonna be more gatherings throughout this year i think i've heard about others happening and uh it's really so cool like i uh i love that people find joy in that character it's so cool i i i think it's so epic that you like predicted that and then they all you know people have people are busy and doing their thing but they all came together and i love that they all stayed in character yeah yeah that's incredible one of the chosen's uh towards the end of the gathering uh stopped me as i was like leaving they're just like chosen they're like uh just so you know uh as an actual virgin stolen valor and i was like that's the funniest shit i was like dude these people rock wow that was like incredible i was like yeah you're busy that's that's really good it was so awesome that's so cool it was the best we gotta try to like i don't know challenge our fans to more things because they they do it i will say uh i guess i can like speak about this but our fans are incredible people were sending me this so apparently in the philippines yes there was a billboard of me because it was my birthday yeah in the philippines incredible yeah and they these fans are amazing they've reached out to me they're so sweet they're so amazing they had a a full gathering to celebrate my birthday after my birthday of all different characters i play they had a bigger celebration for your birthday than you did incredible i went like really like minimal for my birthday and they and they sent me um pictures and videos and i reposted and it was just so so on it's unbelievable to me like people on slack were being like do you see this happening and i was like it makes me want to go to the philippines and be like hey guys and show up as like tinky well maybe not taking me that's a hard costume to like walk around in but like sarah christ like it was just i'm so honored because you come up with these characters and you're like you get joy from them and then when people get joy and then want to dress up as them it was just and um selena was just in the philippines as well which is crazy because that's where she's from she was visiting her family and she didn't see the she didn't see the billboard also because there's a lot of traffic but like she did get invited to one of these events and she couldn't go but like i just think that's she got it yeah your birthday party incredible yeah in the philippines did you get invited to your birthday party in the philippines oh here's the thing they might have but that's kind of an epic horrible prank is to have a birthday party for someone and not invite them feel like it's your birthday we're like oh trevor it's your birthday party this weekend you're not you're not you can't but we are having your birthday party i've never been to the philippines but i would love to go yeah yeah our pinoy brothers and sisters do not mess around yeah they're incredible we did our episode where we were speaking trying to read other languages and people were talking about you with tagalog yeah wait i don't know this uh so my basketball team when i was in high school we uh went over to the philippines in the summer for a few weeks to play basketball and so i was just in the philippines with my friends for a few weeks and we had friends and they taught me this song uh called basketball basketball and it's funny because it was so clear that it was like a like an inappropriate like double meaning song and they're like we have to show you this song about basketball like you're gonna love it it's about basketball meaning yeah and then they're like the the song is like basketball basketball basketball and i believe means like tasty or something tasty basketball and it's like it's like taste it's like about sex and so the whole time they're like they're like you gotta learn this song dude like you gotta i was like guys are you gonna tell us what it means like it's clearly like basketball but it is truly stuck in my head since 2016 or whenever i went it was it's been just like in my head but it was so much fun i love the philippines y'all didn't think a white boy could speak a little tagalog hi from the philippines boy basketball basketball anyone from the philippines for that one for that dirty song that dirty song that i was pranked into singing by my filipino friends and they said no it's just about basketball buddy and i went okay let me sing it sing it with my whole chest how do i know that song cause i'm him yeah you all didn't think a white boy had that in him did you i think it's it was like some of the most fun i've ever had like on a trip there i would love there yeah i love to go i went to uh there was a filipino festival here in la because we have a couple filipino friends and i went and it was unbelievable i think it was where was it filipino town i guess uh yeah obviously it was so so amazing such a huge community in la massive yeah um anyways i guess we'll see you next time we all have to go to the philippines i feel like i'd love that sing basketball would love that it'd be fun to go and do a show in the philippines i would literally love it yeah i've literally wanted to go back we don't have any plans we don't have any plans but i'm saying it would be we would be it'd be cool be cool i'm saying it'd be cool to do that yes and and i am a working mom i have help i have care my husband's an incredible i i can i can i can get on a plane without my son guys i can go to the philippines okay guys guys i could go do it i have a passport i said i can go and won't be upset with me years later if i miss a bedtime even though that's what i think i'm like i missed a bedtime he's gonna remember the next day he won't i could go for some chicken adobo right now oh my god sorry chicken sorry i just i'm just thinking about food now me too i'm always thinking about food i'm not anyways that's so wild that's really sad about playing pokopia dude i don't know what you just said okay hey let's let's talk about earlier let's let the men talk for a second oh wait i forgot trevor's back on the pot and i hate you i like you trevor and then you get on the pod and something snaps gentlemen shall we go to the cigar lounge and talk about pokopia tell me what this is is this uh i i yeah the more i try to explain it the dumber it's gonna sound well and i love that it's just like it's like a community builder it's like a stardew valley type animal crossing type you go into a world and it's all about just like you've got kind of this blank slate and then you make Make it your own. This doesn't sound stupid. This sounds fun. You can build homes. You can build things. Decorate. What do you say? Water the grass. Find Pokemon. But it's really fun because it's Pokemon. So it's like, you know, you can find Pokemon and they join your community. And it's cute because instead of like catching the Pokemon, you build little habitats for them. So it's like each Pokemon is like, oh, you want to build like grass under a shaded tree. And then you build that. And then a Pokemon comes and lives there. Oh, wait, that's really cute. Yeah, it's awesome. Sounds like you guys are like the town mayor or town construction workers. Yes, kind of. Pretty much, yeah. Pretty much. You're a ditto. Yeah. Ditto. Yeah. You know that one. Ditto. Like when Patrick Swayze said it in Ghost when she said, I love you. And he said, ditto. Yeah. I love that. I love that pottery scene. Speaking of video games, though. Speaking of video games, though, a new Resident Evil came out. Oh, I know. Trust me. And it sucks that we're in the middle of a move because I know Spencer is dying. It's going to happen. To play it with you and Angela. Angela ordered t-shirts for us. I'm actually not kidding. What? Yep. What do you mean t-shirts? So we're on a really cool group text. It's a Resident Evil group text. Me, Spencer, and Angela. Sorry. Angela ordered us all Resident Evil t-shirts. What do they have on? Does it just say Resident Evil? Does it say like. It's like me on, on, on. No, I can't remember. I could like literally pull up the picture. Do you own it yet? I don't own it yet. She ordered it. She's ordered. Okay. She told us to Venmo her. I'm not sure if we will. Did she ask if we wanted it? That's the funniest thing. Ordering something for someone without telling them. I mean, like, and can you Venmo me for that? Oh, also, can you, you need to spot me for this. It's possible that we're not going to Venmo her. I don't think, I don't think I would. Okay. Here it is. It's so good. It literally says girl dinner on it. Bro. And it's just Leon Kennedy. It's just Leon. Well, it's all the versions of him. Oh, nice. That's great. Because, you know, we did the video on games where Spencer had a PowerPoint and explained all of the lore of Resident Evil, which I was like, this is epic. I wish I knew. It's freaking crazy. So the iterations of him is all, it's like, he becomes like a baddie, like later. The funniest part about that is that I guarantee you Spencer will wear that shirt more than either of you. No. 100%. He will. 100%. Because girl dinner is fun, but it's like, I kind of reject the term. But Spencer wearing it's the funniest version. But Spencer wearing girl dinner is the greatest thing ever. He's going to have that thing tucked in, denim jacket over it, with the boots on. With the boots. With his mug. With his mug, full of Kickstarter. Can I clear the air real quick about the mug situation? Okay. So remember when we did Guess Who Walked? Yeah. And I did impression of Spencer. And everyone's like- And you had a lean to him. And everyone's like, what's wrong with you? Why would you do that, you monster? I was leaning. Because he- And I brought it up to Spencer and he agreed. It's because he has a mug. And you were saying he's leaning because it's more of a choice. He's leaning in- Because he's kind of like- The way he walks is he leans into a conversation. That's why I walked with such an aggressive lean. I see what you're saying. I overdid it. No, I think you nailed it. But I did nail it like in here. Oh. Oof. Whoa. What? Hold on. What? Keep going. Can you keep- Oh, damn it. You just wind it. I want to do this. I want to do this one justice so much. Can you do a little bit more than a couple steps? Huh. Hey. I think I have it. Keep going. Keep going. Oh. And it doesn't say Sadie. Am I not killing this? God, I see it. It's the- I'm getting some vibes. Or also this. Your walks were very good in that video. Yeah. Angela really enjoyed hers. You gave people a lot to think about. A lot to assess. That video was a thinker. That's what I was saying. If I'm going to do an impression of you, I'm going to do it honestly, from my point of view. You just, yeah, you go. You go. I just went on. I don't think I did. I didn't do you. No, I don't think. No, I didn't do you. I don't think so. I don't know how I would do you. I'd love to see that. People pointed out that a lot of your impressions of people's walks, they're like looking up. And that's because from your perspective, everyone is probably looking up. Yeah. That's so good. I didn't realize that. Yeah. And that makes so much sense. Some of them I think it's the case. Like, I think you did an impression of Noah. Well, Noah always looks up in general. And Noah is very much like that. But you're taller than me. Yeah. Yeah. And that's one. I got one. But you didn't do Trevor. No, Trevor wasn't in that. I didn't pick a Trevor. I wouldn't know. I feel like you've got a pretty like. His is bouncy. Bouncy. A little bouncy. High bounce. And like limber. And like. It's really fun. Yeah. Look, for listeners and viewers, impersonate your friends' walks. Yeah. That's crazy. It's very fun. I never thought about how I walk. I walk way too fast. That is one thing, is I have to consciously slow myself down. I walk fast too. You walk really fast. It's because when I was young and I wasn't tall, my dad never slowed down. Oh, yeah. Like, my dad's tall. And so as a kid, I was like, I had to book it to keep up with him. Yeah. And then I carried that. And now I have long legs. And I haven't adjusted. So I just. I like that. And my family. My family is fast walkers too. Yeah. Yeah. My dad. Same. Moves. I don't know what it is about those. Yeah. my dad moves I don't know what it is about about those Gen Xers or whatever they had places to be no I my mom too she's like do we want to go uh get a coffee I'm like yeah but I don't even I turned she's gone like there's a cloud of dust no literally like it's like an image flashes through my eyes and she is booking it it's crazy and she doesn't stop sometimes I'm like mom there is an actual do not walk sign and she she will not stop it's like she's she's um programmed I think if she stops she's afraid it'll be done like it'll be over with it's also not just walking like my dad I'll be home and he'll be like hey you want to like leave at like 5 30 to like go to dinner I'm like yeah that's great and then he'll like text me at 5 20 he's like I'm in the car whenever you're ready I'm like dude what do you mean like what you're sitting in the car and he's probably already been in there for like five minutes like he's been sitting there for 15 minutes oh yeah my dad picked me up from the airport he's been there for two hours yeah he has dunkin donuts his second dunkin donuts coffee and he's like yeah you know I parked he parks in the same spot and he explains it to me every time you know I parked we got to take the elevator I'm like I know where you parked dad I know where you parked I know where you'll be you've been here he's like I get up at four in the morning what is with older people who just wake up at four and that's it they wake up at four they're always like or my they're always my dad's 15 minutes early to the movies without fail like we'll go see a movie and I'm like dude genuinely the previews are starting five minutes late like AMC in the app has a thing that says your movie is not gonna start until 25 to 30 minutes after the time it says I'm like what are we doing here I gotta sit in the chair for an hour before the movie starts I don't like the new previews that they have though they have like they have like weird like little dumber previews before the actual previews yeah I don't know tell me why I don't know they just have like it's it's just AMC's own little things I don't know I I went to go see Wuthering Heights on my birthday and we were literally four minutes late which was a crime awful I hate being late for the movies we walked in the middle of a scene that I was like what wait you were late for the movie itself or the previews I was literally I thought the so we got there five minutes so they said the movie starts at you know one or whatever was a crime okay but there were no previews it was straight into the movie and you already missed a little bit you already missed a little bit of the movie I would I would leave I'd be so mad I can't do the open if you know what the opening scene is I walked into do you guys have you seen it no that's fine if you have seen it I walked into that opening scene where they're above and you see that well now I'm not gonna see it yeah now I know everything yeah no I would not be able to freaking loved it yeah there are there are things that I'm like I wish but I loved it I heard a lot about that movie I loved it and everyone's like it's not Wuthering Heights I'm like do you really want Wuthering Heights do you want that story yeah but it is I haven't seen it but I feel like it happens with every book adaption nowadays where everyone's really mad but I'm like what I did because I would be pissed off about movies adapted from books and then I started being like you know it's a whole new thing I just treat it as like this is a whole new story it's loosely based on this book I like but if I want the book then it's good I'm gonna be disappointed every time but it's hard it's hard when you read a book it's really hard really really into it especially if you listen to the audio I remember listening to girl on the train audiobook and then I watched the movie and I was like they're not even British what and Emily Blunt was the lead and she wasn't she was speaking English like American yeah I was like well huh so I get the up the upset but there's so many iterations of Wuthering Heights you can literally see Tom Hardy meet his wife in real life in Wuthering Heights like that's how they met like Ray Fiennes in Wuthering Heights like there's so many iterations yeah they're not it's Ray Fiennes and Tom Hardy have both been in Wuthering Heights yeah I didn't know that yes I didn't I don't know I don't have Wuthering Heights knowledge like that I guess them all I've seen them all whoa literally I I love the story is so it's like a Romeo and Juliet it's very tragic I think I tried to read Wuthering Heights a long time ago and I got like 20 pages in I was like no I read it in high school but I'll give it a shot again yeah I read it in high school this is a different this is a similar iteration it's just basically like like a love that like you literally can't breathe without them but it's just this like i need to uh i'm gonna get into some more classics soon i've been kind of behind on reading but for the past couple years i've been reading a lot of like what's coming out this year right uh what are you most excited about that i bought recently yeah um uh let's see a lot uh east of eden i have been meaning to read that for forever people who've read it are like it's one of the best books of all time um i bought beloved by tony morrison which i've also heard is like that's one of the best read that book yeah and then crime and punishment is one of those like yep classic classics i'm like i gotta read this at some point a movie oh there's been movies made about almost all of those i think but um yeah just classics are they're you know it's an undertaking it's not like as like oh i'm just gonna have a good time and read this it's like all right there are yeah intense themes here and and a lot to think about and you know i end up rereading pages and a lot of rereading pages yeah yeah it's a little bit more of a challenge as opposed to like a relaxing enjoyment thing yeah so that's why i haven't i feel that way that many a long time i know my non-fiction grind and the reading and there's a lot of rereading pages where i'm like i gotta make sure i i caught all that there's a lot of words here i do audiobooks for non-fiction because uh with fiction with audiobooks i have a really hard time with like staying focused sometimes especially if i'm like doing something while i'm listening to it and if i miss like a minute or two i'm like the fuck just happened yeah yeah um and it's hard to like rewind it all the time uh so i books are tough i do non-fiction for audiobooks because you can miss a little bit and it's it's okay for me for me it really depends on the reader i oh reading so my voice it's not like amanda reading it's like i change my voice according to the characters or whatever's going on sometimes the reader can be really distracting yeah to me um but i love i i listen to this this other one where there's three readers three different readers and they all have this like really intense irish accent and i was so into it really really into that but like yeah audiobooks it's all about the reader for me has to have um yeah that makes sense to the book for me i get that i don't mind i do you ever do like an audiobook and then also have the physical book like a listen read along i've never done that but i find it nice i think when there's times where a book i've like struggled with reading a book whether for whatever reason like if i'm like i'm just like struggling to keep focus while reading this page being able to hear it and it's like uh i i watch everything with subtitles me too i watch everything with subtitles because i'm like i just like to be able to make sure that i'm hearing and like reading along so it's like with an audiobook i'm like i'm hearing it and i'm reading it and it just helps me stay focused wait i did actually do this i did it with um have you ever heard of covenant of water it's like a very thick book he also wrote uh it's a very it's a very medical book which i didn't realize but it like spans through all these different stories in india and the book was amazing but so much so much so i did a lot of i did also tag team with audio and i i found that that was like the best way to get through it but i don't often do that i know people i know people who read like fantasy books who really want to get to it yeah yeah and they literally don't have enough time to move their hands so they'll listen to audio yeah and they'll listen to it on like 1.5 or two two speed because they need to get i'm just like damn happening okay i love fantasy and i can't do it fantasy because if i'm like really locked on a book i read too fast for an audiobook i'm like i i'm flipping pages too fast and the voice yeah i love an audiobook and i've done fantasy books on audio uh like with an audiobook but there's times where i feel like i'm like if i really am like into like if it's an intense part i'm like i just want to go and sometimes they're just yes or or i'm sorry but sometimes the audio is like and then he took his hand and they're always like it's like they're walking uphill and they're talking and i'm like they're performing it too much it's like you gotta gotta move yeah yeah to me i i don't read fantasy i don't have this voice in my head when i'm reading he thrusts his you know i'm not like yeah reading in in a in a in a lord of the rings voice i'm reading in my voice especially with the type of book you're reading yeah yeah did i say fantasy to be clear you started that that sentence my head was like yeah he thrusts a sword sentence no god when they're smart i was saying this to earlier in the morning i don't know why but when they're smut there's so much you the smut has to be earned those are the type of books i love because there's so much more going on there's like so much tension and relationship and courts and politics so when the smut happens you're just like can i ask what your like least favorite uh like word or or synonym or phrases for a penis oh my god i love this is it like like i hate it well i love member i think member is so funny it's used a lot i uh sorry he asked you but also shane reads smut i i well i only read one recently i read this book called icebreaker and oh what do they say because that's more of a modern book i i i don't think i'm trying to remember if she used like a specific word or it's just kind of like she just kind of would be like he was huge right like that was kind of but but the the verb that she used a lot was uh disintegrating like oh like she disintegrated like when she like orgasmed like disintegrated and i'm like what the hell are you okay but it gets brought up a lot i'm like that's the word you're you're using okay that's crazy i hate that um so i i like i have friends who read these with me so i talk about this a lot and like in a laughing manner yeah so they use words like considerable length yeah ah which i'm not kidding i do actually like like he thrust his considerable length oh wow no no he's oh his considerable length is straining against his leathers oh my god dude i gotta start talking like that i'm gonna go home and be like man my considerable length is just not doing good in these pants right now yeah exactly my considerable length hurts so considerable length it's not like he's huge it's like what's the considerable length to the reader yeah it's subjective one that makes me laugh so hard that i kind of like but in a way that i'm like why do i like this velvet wrapped steel velvet wrapped now i don't know how i feel about it i'm literally split it's outstanding the words are so good so velvet wrapped steel i i don't know how i feel but that's my favorite david lynch um they also use the word cock yeah yeah it's a great word classic they're not using penis they're never no you're never gonna see why they don't use penis and vagina he got his penis out yeah his considerable length was straining or his velvet i wrap my hands around his velvet wrapped steel oh my i grasp his velvet jesus i like those wow velvet wrapped steel yeah that's a crazy i'm gonna be thinking about that one yeah yeah i'm gonna be thinking about that one for women there's some that i that i'm like like what see velvet wrapped steel does not sound good because that makes me think of like a velvet couch and that material like it makes me think no they're like fey and they have really incredible soft skin over something really hard yeah for sure there we go i don't need to be embarrassed about this i'm not embarrassed about this this is great i brought it up you're reading i love talking about it but velvet wrapped steel is like one of those where i read it and i'm like what the hell yeah and then after you read it you're like yeah where is that what are we gonna sheath this sword yeah what's happening seriously me and my friends will get together and we are dying laughing yeah about talking about it but when we're reading it we're of course like so into it dude we got it i would say we should do that we should do a smosh mouth where we're like hey we're you're gonna give us all a book to read and we're gonna come back and we're gonna talk about it and we're gonna do a book review i would literally it needs to be one that's absurd like it needs to be oh yeah the craziest there's some smut that i just won't touch like i think there's like and and hey if you're into it get it but there's some that's like like milk milk miss mr oh yeah yeah that one morning glory milking farm yeah and it's this one i read that one into like oh that's the one that i read last year and i talked about it on like five different podcasts yeah that was the first smutty book i ever read but he's a he's um he's a minotaur he's a minotaur well it's a it's a world where like mythical creatures just live alongside humans right i like so he's like a businessman yeah he's like wearing a uh a suit and tie and stuff but he's a minotaur okay the cover is what made me go oh it's insane it's ridiculous um so i read that and then recently i read icebreaker which is far more grounded it's a college uh it's a hockey player and a figure skater and one of the ice rinks gets sabotaged whatever so they have to share an ice rink and they they hate each other for no clear reason they hate each other and then they bone a lot a lot did they ever say bone in that i think they say boner she does say boner. Dude, if I read boner I'm just. It goes between her perspective and his perspective, and multiple times throughout that book he's like, I'm trying to hide my boner. I hate that. See, but imagine if he said, I'm trying to hide my considerable length. My velvet-wrapped seal. Trevor, that's a modern. Actually, I realize I don't like modern smut that much. Because they're saying boner. I want them to be in a tunic. I want them to be. His velvet-wrapped boner. I want their velvet-wrapped boners to be under a tunic. Yes, yes. I get it. I want linen. Because it's fantasy. My craziest not. It wasn't like a smut book, but when I was in seventh grade, I had to do a book report, and I had to do. And I was like, hey, Dad, are there any good books you're reading? Because I was. I got this porno man. But he recommends me this book, and it's like a historical fiction, and it was all really good, and a very good book, but there was two things in it where I read it, and it was. I was in seventh grade, and there was this very smutty section where it was just describing. And it was crazy, because it was like. Part of it was kind of revolutionary, or industrial revolution period, and this guy was like a coal miner, and then he goes and gets out of the coal mine and has sex with his whoever in a bathtub, and it was the craziest thing, and I was reading it, and I was like, I was like, does my dad remember what was in this book? Because I feel like he wouldn't just give me this book to read if he remembered, like, these scenes in it. Probably not. And then I was like, I'm. How old were you? Like, seventh grade. Oh, okay. But. Okay. Seventh grade, but conservative Christian school seventh grade. Yeah. Your dad was reading that. No, I know he read it, but. And I was like, well, I'm too far gone now to, like, change books, and then I did the book report on it, and I was like, I had this, like, fear in the back of my head. I was like, surely, like, the teacher isn't gonna, like, go look at the book and then be like, he read a weird book. I was, like, very scared of that, but that was the first time I read anything. I do actually relate to that. Really, like, my dad recommended True Blood when I was younger. Whoa! And he was like, True Blood is such an amazing show, like, you and your. Your dad contains multitudes. You need to. My dad has been a fascinating, amazing man. And me and my younger sister, and we weren't that young, but we were watching True Blood, and my mom walks in on this very specific scene where it's two vampires going at it, and he snaps her head! He's going from behind, and he snaps her head to face him so that he could look at her. And my mom goes, what are you guys watching? And she wasn't judging, because my mom also watches what she wants to watch, but she goes, and we're like, this is dad's favorite show. He loves this. And she goes. And it didn't kill the vampire, right? No, no, no, he was doing her from behind and he wanted to see her face, so of course he snapped her head back. Yeah, because that's how you do that. That's the natural. But, like. Who's got time to flip over, you know? My dad is just like, he just loves watching things like that, and so he'll, still to this day, he's like, you gotta watch this show, it's such a good show, and I'm like, yes! Okay. Damn. But I'm just like, you know what? Let's. Yeah, whatever. Whatever, let's normalize it. Oh, yeah! But I will say in these books, this is why I struggle with modern smut, because I just like, I don't want to read about a guy's boner, because boner just makes me feel like I'm in high school. Yeah. So, I'm glad you're enjoying the book. I mean, they're in college in this book. Okay. But, um, I just struggled because there was really kind of no plot. To me. That was like, there needs to be a plot. If the smut comes, the first 300 pages, I'm like, uh-oh. You needed to. A slow build. I need full plot, full tension. You have to read 300 pages before you get to the smut? One series, I read four books to get to the smut. Whoa! Yeah. See? I didn't know that. It's not just about the smut. I mean, the smut is amazing, of course. But, like, I love the tension. Like, I can be turned on just by, like, looks and glances. Yeah. That's why modern smut isn't my favorite, because I feel like they, like. They just get right to it. It happens at, like, page 50 of Icebreaker. Fuck that. And I was kind of like, I was like, this is crazy. Like, what? Like, alright. Come on. Barely met the character. I hardly even know who these people are. They're already having sex on the ice. It's like, I need to know. Yeah. For sure. I need to know what their wants are, what they are before. Yeah. You need a little world building. Absolutely. Yeah, you need a lot. What college are they at? Do they have other choices? It's a made-up college. Do they not get accepted to their first choice? We don't even know what their moms name is. I'm a student at college university. It's truly not far off from that. It was actually fascinating though, because even though it's modern day, it takes place in a college in California, it was a fantasy book, right? Because it's a college hockey team of like a bunch of 6'5 jock dudes, but they're all so respectful of women. And like, even though they're like douchey, but multiple times throughout the book, it's like. They're perfect. Like going through like textbook of like, here's the most respectful way to handle this situation. Tall, respectful athlete. Like there's a part where like she's drunk and he's just like, he's like, no you're drunk. I'm not gonna do anything. Like whatever. And then like just throughout it, I'm like, oh, this is the dream world where like, even when guys are being douchey, they're still being so respectful. It was really interesting to read in that way. That's an amazing. We would love that. I feel like that's how it should be. But what I love about the characters is like the author isn't afraid to make these characters flawed. And then what deal with that? Oh, totally. I'm like, you can still have this. They still could have had a plot. Because throughout the book, she's just like, I fucking hate this guy. And it's like, why? He's perfect. He's only doing perfect things. She's just like, oh, I'm so annoyed by him. I'm like, why? Like, give us a good reason. There's not enough world building because there's nothing better than enemies to lovers for me. Totally. But it's like, if the person doesn't like them, I want, I really need to know why. It needs to be justified. Yeah. And that's been my, of the only couple smutty books I've read. I've been like, there just needs to be more plot. Like, there needs to be more tension, more struggle. Yeah. So that when it happens, it's like, hell yeah. Yeah. I think that's a reasonable request. Reasonable request. Reasonable length. That's our views on smut. Not all of them, though. Not all of them. Yeah, velvet wrapped steel. Should we, you know, check in with some comments? Oh, yeah. We have a little segment we want to do today where we read some comments. We mainly pulled from one of the more recent episodes a few weeks back. It was you, Angela, and Chance. Actually, no, sorry. It was, I'm I forgot. It's okay. Smut does that to you. A couple weeks ago, Angela and Chance and Olivia played you and I and Spencer. Yes. And Selena found a bunch of comments from that episode that were very funny. The comments on it were just incredible. They're so funny. And I read a lot of our Smosh Mouth comments. Yeah. And they're gold. They are really fun. I pulled up some of my favorites from recent episodes. Price Pilled commented, they basically made Amanda the battered wife to two Brokeback Mountain men who can't stop wanting each other. This is the one I sent to Selena because I was like, wow. And yeah. Yeah. Yeah, because Chance has this whole I mean, Chance wasn't even there. It was he literally became. He transforms. A version of me. Yeah. A version of me. No, he killed it. But he has this whole thing where he's telling a story and they're just throwing around my baby. And it is this, they're having like this whole love affair. And he's just like, in Boston? Like, yeah. So good. I saw some comments being like, oh, you know, they could have dropped the act like halfway through and we could have just gotten them. It's like, we I think we actually said that to them. I think we're like, yeah, feel free to like break character at a certain point. They forget who they are. Why would they ever drop? I can't drop an act if I'm in a wig. Like, I don't want to. Chance is someone else. When we, I think when we like cut for a minute or so, he's just in character. At DJDB Music said, like the halfway mark, Amanda recording what is already being recorded never change. Yeah, I also sent that one. You were filming it. And I was like, what does he mean? Oh, right. Because you were filming the episode while we were recording the episode. I was filming the episode while it was already recording. Nice. Hey, you know, posterity. It was like, look at them. You and Angela have, Angela especially, has such an instinct for filming things. She does. And I'm like amazed by it because I'm so the opposite. I do not think to pull out my phone and record stuff or take photos. I know. She'll be in the middle of like, if you're ever having like dinner or lunch with Angela, she'll just be kind of in the middle of it. She'll just be like, ha ha. Yes. And then I put her phone away. And you're like, just take a photo? It's crazy. She does do that a lot. It's such an instinct. At GWO Pit Out said, my favorite part of Chance playing female characters is that the mustache is always present. I forget that. She has a mustache in those moments. Same. You truly forget. Hannah One Glay said, Amanda is the Sofia Vergara of Smosh. That's high praise. I would say so. I did not. That is high praise. That's incredible. Wow. Yeah. Sofia Vergara in Modern Family or just her? Just her in general. What's her husband's name in Modern Family? Oh, I forget. Jay. Jay! Jay! She is so funny. I'm honestly, I'm really so honored. Yeah, there you go. I mean, speaking of True Blood, that was her ex-husband. The guy who played the main wolf. Oh. Whatever his name was. I don't know. I never watched True Blood. Don't tell your dad. What? True Blood is one of the funniest shows ever. It's so funny. It's the hilarious show. It's so funny. At the O siren O of O night. Okay. There's zeros. What even is this? I love that when Spencer said, what is Smosh even about in the chosen competition? People quote that all the time now, and it's very true. I don't know. I couldn't tell you. People ask me, like, my family literally is like, what is smoosh? I'm like, it's okay. We're going to figure this out. I don't know. I have not had, like, a real answer. Honestly, since we started doing Smosh Mouth and Reddit stories, it's nice to be like, yeah, we kind of do a couple podcasts. We can talk about it. I just kind of say that. I'm like, sum it up so people can understand. But I'm like, trying to explain Bored AF without just being like, I mean, I guess the truth is, I play board games. We play Uno University. Yeah, and hang out with my friends. It's so funny because it's like, yeah, I'll say, I like play board games and hang out with my friends. And I'm like, but it's not really about the board games. It's like, I don't know if anybody cares about the board games, really. Truly. We play Moose Master for kids, and we get heated? Yeah. On Courtney's new Obsession episode, there was a comment where someone said, gay Joker be like, what? Why so querious? And someone replied to that saying, they call me the Woker. Why so querious? And then someone in quotation said, the Woker. Dude, I did a Woker bit. We've been doing Woker bits. I did a Woker bit on Try Not to Laugh at one point. I don't know how it went over. I don't know if that video is out yet. Oh, maybe it's not out. Yeah, it might not be out. Maybe that got cut because it was too woke. It could have been. Yeah, it was so woke. I think it was pretty funny, but I, you know, I'll save it. I guess if and if you try not to laugh, I. Save it. Like, I'll. I don't know. I could tell you the joke here, but it doesn't feel right because I'm not, like, wearing. You're not wearing. I'm not wearing it. You gotta be wearing the Woker outfit. I'm. What. What does this comment have to do with that episode? It's just people having fun. So, in this episode, also, Courtney, I love everything she's posting from fan art. Courtney does express that she wishes that she was tiny and food was big. Yeah. And that she could, like, sit in a pickle jar or, like, lay on garlic bread. She wanted to. To, like, a jelly donut to, like, be inside the jelly donut with just her head sticking out of, like, the hole of the jelly donut. I remember that from a video we did. She said, like, swimming in, like, salsa. And I was like, that would hurt really bad. I wouldn't like that, but I enjoyed. Dude, my velvet-wrapped steel would not be okay. Yeah, we would have to figure out how to get your considerable length to be clean. I don't know what I'm saying. Wow, all right. Wow, okay. So, I don't know. Holy shit. How does that comment. I don't know. Sometimes people just. Just having a good time in there. Yeah, I love it. And I encourage that. You don't have to comment about the video. You can comment whatever you want. That's true. That's true. I do love reading the comments that are just, like, people saying hi. They're just like, what's up? I'm here, hanging out. And then in the We Need to Talk About These subreddits episode. Oh, yes. At kill. K-L-L-Y-E-C. Someone said, Shane watching Heated Rivalry for the hockey is like watching Challengers for the tennis, which I also did. And the tennis was good. That explains a lot to me. How was Challengers? The tennis was really. They're really good at tennis. That's like watching Marty Supreme for the ping pong. Yeah. What? I haven't seen it. Is there. Okay. I'll watch it. I haven't seen it either. I haven't seen it. Who knows? Maybe by the time this has come out, I'm waiting for it to come to, like, video on demand. Yeah, me too. In the episode where we did talk about Heated Rivalry. Yes. Everyone wants us to talk about this. At Rinston said, Trevor is going to be devastated when he finds out they talked about pirates without him. We did talk about pirates for a little bit. We did. We mentioned you. Well, because the crew wanted us to talk about things and someone wanted us to talk about the golden age of pirates. We talked about black sales. And how black sales was all of those pirates were gay. Yeah. Yeah. How pirates were. I think. Here's the thing. And I could go on and on about pirates, so I won't. But it's like pirates were really bad people. And I feel like I have to preface that every time I talk about how much I love pirates. They did really awful things. However, there were a lot of ways in which they were incredibly progressive as well. And a lot of pirates were gay. Like, they were just. And they were very open about that. And there was no judgment. You're out at sea. Yeah. What are you going to do? Exactly. Yeah. Everyone needs some love. Get your velvet-wrapped steel out. Oh, my God. Dude, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm trying to see Charles Vane's velvet-wrapped steel. You sure? Days at sea? Shiver my considerable timbers. You know what I mean? Shiver my considerable. Okay, that was very good. Honestly, should we come up with smut? We should try to see who could. We should have a competition for who could come up with the best terms. Because it has to be, like, connected to the theme of the book. Because velvet-wrapped steel, I think, is pretty much directed about, like, fae. Yeah. Because they say fae skin is, like, really soft. We could come back. We can circle back on this. No, because this might be for a whole other episode. But this might be, like, because if we give ourselves time to, like, write these out. Yeah. Yeah. Smut terms competition would go so hard. Oh, that would be. It would go so hard. It would literally go so hard. It would go so hard. Sorry. Wow. In the Trying to Speak Other Languages episode at DiGosuelo, they say, I'm from Venezuela, and I discovered Smosh many years ago. Back then, I didn't understand much English. I even remember there was a channel with dubbed versions. I liked it more in English, even though I didn't understand nothing. So this feels like a full circle moment. Many years have passed, and now I live in the USA, and a big part of my learning came from watching those videos in English. That's so sweet. I've seen a couple people say they use Smosh to learn. That's awesome. And that's why their first word is bitch. Yeah. Shut up. I have a few. Let's see. That I took screenshots of. Oh. I'm going to make a burner account and start leaving comments and try and get in the video that way. So. No. First of all, I ended up on Rare Insults. There's a subreddit called Rare Insults. Wow. Where people comment just insults that are, like, new. Like, ones that you never thought of. Oh, fun. Okay. Someone posted a. One of my old TikToks, like, from three or four years ago. It's me, clean shaven, whatever. And just me in a white t-shirt. Close up. And someone commented saying, he looks kind of like a llama in the best way possible. Can I see the picture? Yeah, it's just. It's there, like. I don't. I don't know. Oh, you do. Oh, look at your sweet little face. Okay. It's because you have, like, a long face. I do have a long face there. Why the long face? I could see a. I could see a llama with that haircut, too. You do kind of look like a llama. Okay. You look so sweet, like a llama who spits, you know? Yeah, it's not like a. No, like. It's sort of an insult. It's more of just a statement. It's more of a compliment to llamas everywhere. Yeah, that they look like me. I kind of agree with you. Llamas are cute. Yeah. Then, let's see. I have a comment here. I don't know which episodes these are from. We can probably suss it out. At Liz2182, I didn't realize how much structure Shane brought to Smosh Mouth. Oh, that's the episode with you, Angela, and Chance when I was gone. That was the top comment. It had 12,000 likes. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Can you imagine me trying to bring structure to that episode? I didn't bring the candies. I didn't bring any of that shit. It was impossible, and, you know, I had a good time. The other top comment on that was, giving you guys candy was a choice. It was a huge mistake. Hey, here, we have an audio medium. Let's give you guys suckers. Jesus Christ. They just brought that pot of candy. You guys brought the pot of candy? Angela brought the pot of candy, and when Angela brings something, you can't say no because it's done. You're halfway through the episode, and you go, I should have said no to this, but it's done. It's done, and I truly do feel bad about that episode because I was like, oh, my God, we're a nightmare. Like, for listeners, what a nightmare. How dare you? I did feel like I was an acid that whole episode, though. It's a very funny episode, though. The chart. It's really great. Out about the chart. Out about the chart. You guys are talking about, like, intense shit, too. Oh, yeah, and we were talking it in a way like. It's like, we're all laughing, but I'm like, wait, Chance is talking about being outed by the church, which is horribly traumatic. Yeah. But we're all laughing. Jesus. Now you see how we deal with really traumatic stuff. Yes. It is a tough thing to be. Not a tough thing, but, like, we are the types, all of us at Smosh are the types that handle the worst news in our own personal lives with jokes, but then we got to try to pull that back when it comes to other things because then it comes across horrible. It's like, no, no, that's my way of acknowledging that this is the worst possible thing. I mean, that is truly. We, like, we, like, really let loose on that episode and we were just kind of exploring some dark, dark stuff and it was kind of, like, giving each other space to be like, oh, this is how we're handling it while munching on candy, which was a huge mistake. Yeah. And I will, I will take, um. I will say sorry for that. Yeah. But structure, how? In that episode, how? Yeah, it's how. I think it's sometimes good That we don't You were gone And it was just like Yeah man We let loose hell yeah um okay this comes from our predictions episode from from earlier this year and it's someone clocked it someone clocked me on this one they said i feel like shane's predictions are either smosh will post at least one video this year or humankind will discover time travel dude okay i made the mistake of saying we're going to discover a new fish and the amount of dms and and messages across the board that i get about new fish being discovered they're like you're an idiot i knew that like they're discovering new fish like really all the time but like not at this rate it's kind of alarming how many fish they're discovering i see we gotta we gotta slow down now what i was saying too is i'm like i want like a brand new like real brand new fish not a new classification yeah not like a and not a boring fish it's got to be like holy shit we've never seen this guy look at this fucker something crazy like they went like we've gone you know they say however much of the ocean hasn't been explored they went to that part and they found something completely new and i'm i'm getting that people are like no they're discovering new fish and they're showing me photos and i'm like yeah that's a new i've never seen that fish but i i need it to be i need this fish to upstage punch yeah i need i need punch to become old news they're like no this fish yeah he's the news now hey buddy call me when your fish is cooler yeah yeah wow stop bringing me these bum ass fish okay i don't care hard um uh another comment from another one of the videos oh this is from the uh episode where you came back it was me damien and you this this comment made me laugh so hard i remember seeing it back in the day uh at ruzoku said i can't believe they're gonna execute damien backstage right after this oh my god because it was true it was like you're in my seat all right and now we have to kill you and i was like get out of my seat and i was like get out of my seat and i was like get out of my seat get out of here i played it so hard um last comment i have okay and this because i remember a few episodes ago we were talking about rats remember somehow rats got brought up tell a story and you about sam we didn't know that you despise rats i i do not like them wow maybe it's from being from the east coast and yeah you know going to boston where like you go in an alleyway and you're like oh here are a thousand rats dancing like here are a thousand rats and they purposely want to get on dancing rats dancing rats sounds amazing i feel like i don't know if i would be cool with a thousand rats but if all of them were dancing i'd be like that's they're dancing on your foot but i was i was trying to convince you that pet rats pet rats are like a thing and people have pet rats and they're actually very sweet they're super cute um i also before i get to this comment i was gonna say i'm reading a book i'm reading a non-fiction book called the rise and reign of the mammals and it's all just about the rise and reign of the mammals and it's all just about the rise and about how mammals are a thing um it's by the same guy he wrote the rise and fall of the dinosaurs which is an awesome wow that does sound fun um and now he's writing this book and uh i didn't realize that rodents and um apes are like kind of on the same like we're closer to we're more similar than other branches like carnivores oh interesting uh well you think about i was thinking about it and i was like oh right rodents like rats and stuff can grab things with their hands yeah i was like whoa we are we are not as far off as i thought we were compared to like things with hooves and things like with paws bovine we're actually we are much like rats they are our brethren yeah no i actually i feel throw up look there's a lot of times in my life where i'll be doing something and i'm like i could see a rat doing this yeah i'm like eating an in-and-out burger over the trash can at the end of the in-and-out burger is dripping that that spread and i'm like over the trash can like it's rat behavior freaking splinter splinter over here um ashley mono moro said i've had four pet rats in my lifetime and they are genuinely the sweetest little dudes like tiny dogs my very first rat fluffernutter liked to go on walks had a little harness and leash i would walk him outside the apartments i was living in at the time he also loved hanging out on your shoulder while you did literally anything or taking a nap and in sweatshirt hoods and pockets i'm sorry that's adorable i'm sorry that is so sweet you have a little rat on your shoulder maybe i've watched too much medieval shit but don't they like burrow inside your stomach and then eat your organs you're referencing game of thrones yeah you're referencing like torture methods feral rats that's like feral cats and dogs are a different thing than do you fuck with stewart little well he's a mouse yeah but you didn't have problem with mice right ratatouille was hard for me to watch whoa that's awesome nobody's ever said that sentence before i threw up five times in the morning i threw up five times in the morning i threw up five times in the morning making my food ratatouille was really hard for me to watch you know what soup they make anything could drop in there he washes his hands i don't that's the whole thing he's a cook anyone can cook for me to watch it felt like a scary movie damn trevor it was great having you today dead serious thanks trevor for coming i you said that to a chef i love ratatouille so much is it your it's gotta be your you're a chef it's gotta be your favorite it's not it's not my favorite it's up there i re-watched it recently it's an incredible movie it is outstanding concept great movie thing great great themes okay how do you feel about fiefel fiefel goes west yeah i really liked it because of the music okay but how do you feel about fiefel he's cute he's got a big hair okay so mice are fine he's got like a cute like he's he's cute oh because he's got clothes on but he's not a rat this is really the rat fiefel's not a rat no fiefel's a mouse cute little mouse with big ass ears but if if remy from ratatouille if he put on an outfit would you be feel a little better no no he could put on cute ass jeans with yes like he could put on apple bottom jeans and i'd be like absolutely it's considerable girth oh god oh god you're like what's straining against we have a little rat hey you said it not me little rat he puts on leathers and you're just like jesus is the phrase a little rat penis ever been in one of your books no not yet and i it'll happen it's like how you describe the villain in the smut book it's like his little rat penis all have considerable lengths everybody's got huge penises yeah and hey considerable length is what's a considerable length it's whatever it's you as the reader get to fill that in yeah thank god they do all that and then they'll be like and his cock and you're like oh okay well all right i know what that is now we know what that is yeah um anyways trevor this has been a blast god i love you guys it's good to be back we love you too it's gonna be back i'm excited for us to be in the new studio i know it'll be a few weeks from now i think i don't know yeah it'll happen when it happens it's gonna be fun the chairs like move too yeah it's actually a rotating it's like the carousel of progress at disney and then courtney with url comes in for like 10 minutes i don't know how it works yeah yeah it's gonna be every uh show every time wild um thank you all for listening and watching and um we'll see you later yeah we read your comments yeah we read your comments bye