#134 - Try Not To Laugh: The Podcast (You Laugh, You Leave)

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new game it's it's kind of new it's basically based off of our live shows yes uh we're playing try not to laugh a new game try not to laugh the new game try not to laugh uh however today when you laugh you leave you literally leave and then someone else will hop in in our place uh and then that'll just be how it goes so uh and the game starts now if you laugh someone else will take your place okay okay farts oh I I understand you really think that was gonna get me that's what you're going to do with it almost got me yeah we were talking about pizza rolls a second ago and I was saying how pizza rolls are they're true I forgot that when I was a kid I would munch on those yeah yeah what else were you munching on yeah what else were you munching on huge let's go all right hi Olivia make me laugh hi whoa hi smaller really tense like a spring hi oh my God there he is it's you and me not giving the seat up I worked hard to get here kid named seat what did you say I said kid named seat like instead of kidney stones you have kidney seeds yeah they're not stones yet they're little pebbles you had to water him I can't even look at Spencer man I can't even look at him no just look at me Trevor do you guys have any bits anything anything funny no that was kind of a last minute oh yeah you know what's funny when you said that um pizza rolls were basically egg rolls so you didn't let me finish I wasn't saying they were basically egg rolls I'm saying the technology of pizza rolls is based on egg rolls no no like it's the same I don't know what kind of like breading it is or if you even call it for like two years but you were Chinese for two I was Chinese for two years you know I I kind of rolled back on the the chineseness I just saw Angela ask what is Chinese you're looking at it Angela you're looking at you want to know what Chinese is it's us I take my hat off I'm wearing a Chinese hat whatever a Chinese I don't know what a Chinese hat is they're probably all kinds of hats because it's a huge country my mom probably knows what a Chinese hat is yeah your beautiful mother Angela's mom is beautiful too thank you mom thank you you have a beautiful mom thank you you have a beautiful mom we gotta get them out what we gotta get you guys I have a meeting in 10 minutes so okay really gotta get me out I'm literally not leaving uh I like your glasses not a bit it's fun why did it sound like a bit dude me complimenting a bar hey you look beautiful not a bit I feel like I'm on like a killing Street you are yeah it's like when you're playing Call of Duty what's up Olivia let's wear the shirt to the airport the other day I was like the optics so Spencer's wearing a Modern Warfare uh uh Modern Warfare 2 which features the no Russia mission yeah um which I do not endorse yeah I do not agree with the actions not funny not to be laughed at actually wish I could take myself out of this right now I'm sure uh oh you do like a good fake laugh yeah it would count I'm not gonna laugh um sorry my my aura ring keeps giving me notifications it's crazy I'm not and nobody will know what it says but me just says it just says my heart rate's 150 which is good that's good right it's good it means I'm going your heart is beating what's the funniest thing you've ever heard the funniest thing I've ever heard I I do I do have a crazy story okay let's hear it legit legit so um and this is my uncle's story um oh the story about my uncle is isn't that a game that's a video game anyways so he was there was they were at like a a it was like a restaurant or like a diner and it was super late night and things got like rowdy this was in college era and I'm probably gonna butcher the story but there is like kind of like a punch line to the story yeah it better be so funny because I have to make it to this meeting okay okay so like like things are getting rowdy things are getting really rowdy and eventually like I don't want to say like a scuffle broke out but it's something like that and my uncle kind of like stood up to him and like and like no one had really stood up to this guy like I think there was like an instigator and he was and and he was like oh like you're gonna like you're gonna like stand up to me blah blah blah and my uncle said something along the lines of like oh like I'm not scared of you and the guy just leaned over and put his hand on his chest he's like then why is your heart beating so fast and I was like that's the craziest thing that you could ever do that's nuts like not even a fun I mean it is funny but it's like it's more just like can you imagine that in like a movie or something like that that's a that's a bold move wait I feel like that's also a pickup line yeah it's kind of like just touching a stranger just just hand on their heart it's like you do that you do the avatar I see you just be like I don't know that I don't know that you don't know Avatar James Cameron's Avatar I know I know Avatar but I don't know when they did that I feel like this would be a um because if I if say like a bar I think this would be three minutes to make me it's like if you're talking to someone and then you just look at them and you just go bye Olivia good luck bye um guys I think that that was a fake laugh it probably was a fake laugh stop it it I don't I did kind of laugh have you guys ever been beat by Olivia like physically at a video game wow what an entrance I was gonna say you know what I think that counts I think you're out of here the funniest prank would be if like Olivia came on and her mic was not plugged in oh that would be devastating and we just ignore her the entire time and we just talk back and forth this looks like the Joe Rogan podcast right now uh I'm Chinese okay I can't I'm sorry you weren't even texting you weren't even texting me Tumblr and get it your head in the air on Tumblr she's on were you ever on Tumblr oh yeah big hardcore really what was your what was your fandom um did you have like what was your biggest post was it musical theater yeah of course yeah it was all right I knew it it was rent yeah wow okay what no no I I've seen rent I've seen the movie rent and what do you think about the AIDS crisis in the 90s it's bad it's really bad what do you mean was that in the 90s or was it also 80s I thought it was 80s I think it's 80s 90s and you know what it's still happening today yeah you know and and you know what did you think about that I think that's why I was like oh for me it's not the 90s it's like it's a continuous right now so for you AIDS is the 80s no I said it was continuous stop talking about AIDS yeah Angela oh my God like it's so come on so I was trying I'm trying a new diet okay let's talk about it um I just I'm I heard that okay so the broccoli cauliflower that family of foods makes you apparently gassy it has like I literally can't do broccoli it hurts it hurts yes no I know what you're talking about it's a anti-acid diet right yes yes what I have done this diet it's no tomato no garlic it's heavy acid food yeah that's got to be tough for you as an Italian no it's you just listed your two like primary sources of nutrients and then I realized I I was having so many bloating bloating issues you can't even be here right now scarfing what are you talking about you're trying to giggle I'm not trying to giggle I'm genuinely a little fascinated you're gonna give up tomatoes and garlic I tried it's really hard it's really yeah tomatoes garlic broccoli but cauliflower is okay talking genuinely if you just get you if you keep rising raising your fiber intake you'll get used to it your fiber intake yeah broccoli and cauliflower they just have a ton of fiber in them it's like it's a lot on your body to like so if you start eating a ton of broccoli your body's like oh my God yeah a beautifully designed Squarespace website is the difference between thinking about photography school and selling your portraits online it's the difference between giving away 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The Chris Kyle of jokes, am I right? I gotta. What? Do you want me to tell a joke or something? I guess, if you must. I guess, if we can't talk about Fiber One Bars. You can go back to talking. I guess, if we can't talk about Slim Fast and our mothers. You asked me a question, and I answered it, and now you're staring me down. Like, what happened to women talking about Slim Fast, right? What happened to Crystal Light? A little powder in your water, and yum, yum, yum, you have sparkling something. I think it's still around. I had Crystal Light in the house. I caught my mom drinking Celsius out of a water bottle. A wine glass. No. Not knowing it was super, like, like an energy drink. And she goes, this stuff boosts your metabolism. Boost? Pooch? Pooch. Pooch. Boost your metabolism. And I went, like, like speed in the 80s? That's what she was, like, she was, yes. Crazy. Yeah, did your parents do drugs? Boo. Likely not. Maybe. I feel like I vaguely remember my mom talking about, like, smoking a joint in high school or something. I don't know. I'm trying to think, like. Would you hang out with your parents if you met them at your age now? Ooh, great question. Like, my parents right now is the same. Your age. Well, when they were that age. Like, I always think, I wonder if, like, my dad was, like, like, too cool for school or, like, or if my mom was, like. I think I would hang out with my mommy, but not my daddy. Swipe. Looks like Joe Rogan's back on the lead, boys. No! Yeah. Okay, so we get to start a whole new conversation. There was a point during Smosh Hospital where it was, like, all guys in the, uh, in, like, our one dressing room, and we devolved into, like, dude talk so fast. It does happen. It was actually insane. It does happen. But it was kind of, like, refreshing, because, like, I am not in many, like, all-dude situations. I am. Yeah. Yeah. My bedroom. Sick, dude. Having, like. How many men have you had sex with in one day? Four. Four? Okay. Welcome back to the program. Wow. It feels really good to be back here. I wonder why Chance got out. Anyways. If someone is not watching this, oh, my gosh. They're just listening to, like, different voices at random times. We're going to add in, like, like, stock sound effects of, like, footsteps, like, leaving and entering. What's my footstep? Probably huge. It's going to be, like, Jurassic Park, the fucking, uh, the water. Because you're tall. The ball! Oh, this is a scary three. Yeah. Yeah. First person to say something loses all power. So, I'll take the bullet. Okay. But I know we all care about. Yeah. Like, we all. And we're back, boys! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Oh! Oh. What? Oh. Yeah! Let's talk about. Peanuts. That was bad, Amanda. I just did, like, a two-hour long impression of Amanda. It wasn't two hours. You did. And also, you're wearing eyeliner right now. And have you thought about wearing eyeliner just in general? You know, I've gotten that before, but no. Because your eyes are biblical. They say. Sting. It stings my eyes when I put on eyeliner. I can't get eyeliner off. Yes! I just scrubbed in the bathroom and I used makeup. Coconut oil. Someone also told me Vaseline. Who told you that? They're not well. What? Okay. Vaseline? Oh. Okay. No, it'll clog your pores. Oh. Coconut oil might also, too, but I like it. Yeah, I feel like that's not that much different. You're just really pushing this coconut oil. Yeah, it works for other things, too. Have you. Yeah, I'm black. I'm not serious. I use coconut oil, shea butter. Nice. Oh. Okay. Spencer's making black jokes in the wings. Spencer, don't make black jokes in the wings. If you're going to make black jokes, you have to be up here making black jokes in front of Chance. Yeah, you've got to say it with the spotlight on you. You have to have your face on camera. And it's only okay when I'm right here in the middle. Yeah, if Chance is not here, you cannot make black jokes. That's true. Yeah. We've gone over this so many times, Spencer. But Chinese jokes without Olivia, I mean, you've done it. Yeah. Yeah. Only Spencer. Hey, guys. Hey. So, you know, anything we want to talk about? Okay, I did roast you for a long time, but what are your, like, top five favorite movies? Yeah. That was hilarious. Death Becomes Her. Death Becomes Her. What Lies Beneath. What Lies Beneath. Did I ask you what is going on? I just know them. He knows them. I just know them. Double Jeopardy. What's the witch one? Practical Magic. Oh, Practical Magic. That's number one. They're all from, like, the 80s. Yeah. That's all I have to say about that. Rent. You like Rent? I love Rent. I saw Rent on Broadway. I love talking about the AIDS crisis, but we don't need to get into it. Jack, man. Jack, man. She's itching to talk about AIDS again. Yeah. Yeah, that's what she loves. Wait. Did you guys enjoy the Rent movie? I have not watched many. Yes, of course I've seen the Rent movie with Idina Menzel. And she was in the original Broadway performance. She's in every single Broadway performance. That's true. That's so true. Come on. Come on. She's not in Spelling Bee, which you saw. Oh, I did. It was so good. My friend was telling me about it. He was saying that I need to go see Spelling Bee. And that he's seen it, like, 10 times. Oh, my God. You would make such a good assistant principal. Really? Yes. Is the assistant principal good character? She's, like, big. I love talking about musical theater. You're out. Oh, yeah. Let's keep talking about musical theater. Oh, my God. Let's talk about musical theater. Musical theater. Okay, Spelling Bee. Because I don't know a ton, so it's, like, nice to talk to people who know stuff about it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know a lot about musical theater. So, I guess I would be cast as the big assistant principal in Spelling Bee. I didn't know that Spelling Bee was a. I've never heard of it before. Do they, like, sing the letters while they're spelling it out? Oh. It's like, hey! Probably. That makes sense. Yeah. Cool. Wow. I don't know if it sounds like something I'll ever see, because I don't have someone to, like, really explain it. Yeah. That's so true. I think if there was someone here to really dive in deep into Spelling Bee, we'd probably see it. Wait. Going back. Did you guys hear that? Because we brought it up a couple times. Someone stepped on a goose. We brought it up a couple times, but the movie Burlesque. You know how-- I sent a voice memo just to Angela Unprompted just like I'm sorry Excuse you do that impression again I can't do Cher Wait do that impression again because it sounded like you have something in your teeth I know I can't do Cher Okay this is perfect this is the duo that I wanted Because Courtney's like this is the best movie And then Amanda was like it's the best movie And I watched it and I was like you know what I think this is What my version of burlesque is Genuinely I think it's Bloodsport A movie that I'm like That's the best movie ever It's not a good movie but it's awesome What's Bloodsport about? Bloodsport is Jean-Claude Van Damme going to an underground Fighting competition in China And it's like all these Ridiculous fighters from around the world Fighting in a death match That sounds like a good comp It's ridiculous It's not well written Have you seen Roadhouse? Oh Roadhouse is another good example Roadhouse from the 80's Probably in my top 10 Roadhouse is actually probably a better Because it's similar to burlesque Where he shows up to this place He's new there Yeah I watched burlesque Courtney was like can we watch burlesque And I was like sure And then it starts and it's like And you're like damn It's so good We should do Light My Candle Karaoke We're back at Rent Yeah sorry I wanted to take it back to Rent Because I thought you might want to talk about Rent Because I love Rent I love Rent It's like I wrote a paper on Jonathan Larson When I was in middle school The paper was 10 pages long Not double spaced That's not double spaced Do you remember in school Did you get in trouble for that? Because you should double space it Okay so every teacher was different I remember every teacher was so different About like double space And do you remember it was like Three pages and you're like Oh my god oh my god Double space versus single space Double space versus single space And they'd be like single space And you'd be like oh That's crazy That's diabolic I was using ChatGPT back then No you weren't Yeah before it was like It was invented How were you It was invented How were you doing that? How are you? How are you? How are you? I'm good No how were you doing that? You weren't Yeah He just could do that I could do that You just do that? Yeah there's a website Okay so Spelling Bee What's so fun about Spelling Bee Okay It's an old old Like it went on Broadway Like this is the revival And the old one Back in like the 40s Yeah it was like One of the first In a while That does really good Audience participation Like really good And it's so fucking fun I don't know about this New New production How much they're In the audience or not But in the original It's such a good Fucking musical You would love it You would really love it Anyway What was the last musical You saw in person? In person? I think I've only Seen one And it was the Dells Cowboys Cheerleaders And it was Spring Awakening Oh I know Forever ago At the Pantages And honestly I had no idea What was going on Yeah I was very far back And I just didn't know The plot or anything And I was like I don't know what's happening It's got some good songs in it Yeah Music's really pretty I struggle to keep up With musicals That's probably The only movie musical That I like love That I saw multiple times Was Les Mis And I think it's actually The live record Like how the music The audio's live Made it easier To follow along That's interesting for me Because I feel like You said With musicals It's hard for you To understand the songs When they're plot And Les Mis is all Plot on music I know Something about it I It works We have talked about Like lyrics Like it takes us A couple listens To a song To like really get into The lyrics And for those to click And yeah for a musical When it's all When it's like I'm listening to the music I'm not listening to the lyrics Like I need subtitles I mean that's why I like musicals That are plot In the scenes And the songs are emotion Because it's like They say like When you can't speak You'll sing Like your emotion Feels so much That you sing So Yeah Yeah You just It's I'm not funny If I try to be But I'm not funny That's what I just learned And this place Is all about You weren't None of us were trying To be funny We were having A good conversation That was a real That was a real conversation And now And I felt the pressure Like okay now Go back to the bit And make them laugh And I can't do it I just have to naturally Your brain was Be a fucking Yeah Let's bring it back To comedy then Let's talk about Family Guy Tag me out No That hurts Friendly father Really bad That hurts really bad Back to the boys Okay So let's talk about Musical theater some more Angela's gone That's good See You see what I'm doing here Hey Chance Let's do Let's sing Light My Candle Next time at karaoke That would be so fun Is there any good True crime stuff going on Are you kidding Yeah true crime Like cause I don't keep up with You know I don't keep up with Either As far as I know There's no Serial killers Crime has been You know They got the precogn Like we solved Murder I feel like it's been A long time since Was that a minority report Joke Yeah Yeah That was awesome That was really cool Pretty epic Do you guys see that episode Of Rick and Morty When the They had the precogs On Rick and Morty I think so I don't remember A lot of that show I remember Liking that show Despite everything Kind of around it Cause everyone was so annoying About that show It got too popular But then I would watch the show And I'd be like This is really good Like this is really funny It's still good Really like well But I feel like It's getting to that point Where people who were like Still watching Family Guy Or still watching The Simpsons Are like It's still good It's good Oh yeah Because it is good Yeah I mean what's his face Dan Harmon He's just He's a genius Incredible Genius I mean I heard He's also crazy Sorry I know Like I mean I've heard that too But genius takes Yeah Yeah genius So like Who's like the most Normal genius you think Or like the To me This is one I always Think about I'm like I've never heard Really weird anecdotes About Steven Spielberg Um Yeah You know who I was Going to say Who I've only heard Is actually a very Normal guy Is David Lynch Whoa I only heard That he was really Normal and very chill And his stuff Is so wacky And so out there I almost think The wackier they are The like probably More normal they are Like I wonder If Hideo Kojima Is like kind of A normal guy Yeah just like Goes home I wonder what Edgar Wright is like Oh probably pretty normal I feel like he smash Cuts his own conversation Yeah Did you see Running Man I didn't see Running Man I did see Running Man I heard it was Mood Yeah it was alright I met him like When I first Moved out here I went to a signing At Amoeba So I have a Edgar Wright I have a signed copy Have you seen Cool Runnings Yeah I never saw Cool Runnings Edgar Wright Yeah I don't think Really No Oh Oh I forgot I was Trying not to laugh I was just on a podcast For a second That was just A legit podcast For a minute There's too many Dudes out there I know Yeah guys Gotta switch it up Um You guys wanna pretend Like you're playing Five Nights at Freddy's Or something Okay We did I'm sorry I'm super spooked Yeah he really got us Um We did play that escape room That was so fun That was so much fun That's probably all by now I don't think so When does that air? Uh Who knows Who gives a fuck Um Jesus Christ I just wanna I just wanna say something That nobody Angela looks over at me From across And just points at Shane And goes We gotta get him up It's Spencer Oh Spencer Spencer's gonna stay stuck For a little bit Look at He's got his hands gripped Yeah You guys were talking about You guys were talking about True crime No we weren't Yeah you were I don't remember starting that No you guys totally were Bringing it up Dude we talked about Halo And I got Dude we played Halo this weekend We played Halo this weekend We did snipers It was us doing Jacksepticeye It was us doing Jacksepticeye He was Yeah We've been We've been gaming Yeah He's in town? No we play online She doesn't know how that works On the computer I thought you all I thought when you play You guys are all in person Of course No so there's like The computer And you can like Guys I know that Like on the internet You think my husband plays With a bunch of Russians In our house? No He's like Blit Get down Blit He's like Davai Davai All the Russians What is this Resident Evil? Oh my god I missed you guys So that's Okay we have to get in I missed you guys so much Why? Do you not like hanging out? You have to get up We like hanging out with you But um Enough Ow That's crazy I feel like I should Get a lap for that one Every time Chance Comes back here He's like Yeah better watch yourself He's gonna come in fully With like a hard on Like walking in behind Spencer what? He's gonna hit us In the back of the head With it We're like stop Apologize What? Well he actually My dick is not that big Yeah he Thank you Okay I'm fucking out of here I still want to I think we talked about it So many times But like Assumption's tiny penises I love that It would be really good Very funny That'd be a good April Fool's one They get us in They don't tell us What the assumptions is And then Nicole Starts throwing out questions And we're like What is this about? Hold on Where are you going with this? What the We like read it off the iPad The chat said Now what's it feel like When For those listening It's probably a very faint Voice from the corner It's Angela doing Nicole It's very funny Um I did I am wearing Underwear right now That Yes Spencer That doesn't have Like the pee hole Yeah Whoa Do you use the pee hole? Oh it just It's just Yes I use the pee hole Yeah You're lying Really You pull your dick Through the pee hole In your underwear I never I pull my penis Through the zipper Through the pee hole Out into the air Through the zipper You're lying You're lying You don't unbutton your pants You're You are doing it You are doing it I think technically correctly though That is what all of it Was designed for What are you Are y'all fucking like Full of like Pants around the ankles No It's just It's just Ankles But I like have to I'm Pulling down-- everything down in the front yeah in the back in the back i'm shitting i'm pissing them i hate it all right trevor talk about your penis talk about your penis i don't know i don't know if i've talked about this on the record i would talk about my penis but this is this is off the record if i'm not if i haven't been on the record yet i don't think i want to be on the record now you're you're only like 26 look guys i didn't start talking about my penis until like 27 i gotta fuck that up circ it just fills up with pee that's disgusting that's disgusting that's just like a real story and i'm really insecure about it how did they do it well it just like healed a little weird okay it's nothing bad you just said talk about my penis and now i want to cry bro's crying talking about his penis dude i've had like a i've been anxious all week and and now like that i've been like can i not talk about my life man sorry now i'm trying to tell a personal anecdote here i'm ready i'm listening i've just been not having the best week and now i'm here and and and and i feel like i'm just laughing at everything because i just like i'm like dang like it's good to be around you know my friends but so how do you pee like nor i don't put my penis through the hole in my underwear what is the hole for if not to put your penis through i think that's actually a really good point spencer i don't know what the hole is for i think that's what it's there for but i think you're psychotic to use it because it's not efficient it's probably for air yeah but it's like covered by like two it's like you have to pull it so far apart like yeah like you have to go for this little thing i don't think so all right amanda amanda you can change the subject i'm going to change the subject you guys need to stop talking about your penises and your holes okay we all know they're small no one can feel them let's move on afternoon glare totally ruined my watch party for the big game that's when my buddy recommended blindstop with custom window treatments made to fit your style space and budget customers who shop at blinds.com experienced overwhelming satisfaction side effects may include a fuller deeper night sleep and the sudden urge to host the watch party again blinds.com isn't a medication but it can improve how you feel about your home visit blinds.com now to save up to 50 off site wide during our annual fall blowout sale here this episode of smosh mouth is 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this it's an irs agent and he is on trial right now because he was having an affair with his brazilian au pair and they murdered two people to be together one of those people were was his wife of course obviously awful and this is how he did it he put her he catfished a guy and made it seem like his wife wanted to have like i like that you're just fully telling this to angela i'm just telling it to angela i haven't looked at you guys at all i'm listening though oh my god i'm listening are you not laughing because you're perfect i'm not this is not how did she kill him okay so fetish website okay dot com they post i'm here fetish website dot com dot com not like hustlers which you call a lot and you need to stop hustlers you are hustlers what hollywood is that the last time you heard about any form of what are you guys talking about i did a voicemail of spencer going to hustlers back in the day this is a callback you guys are slow on this okay okay okay let's okay all right catfish okay so do you know what a catfish is catfish cabin yes do you know what a catfish is yeah okay so it's like a a big guy posing as like a hot girl a big guy doesn't it can be anybody okay a little guy like me okay okay some other random person would you would you consider yourself little like a tiny guy uh i don't think about it actively but like i would say like i'm a smaller guy i think you're i feel normal sized you're big you're normal size you're big the only time i think and i think i've said this before the only time i really feel short is like some reason the air the airport security line huh oh i feel towered over by everyone and then like the shoes come off and i'm like i'm even shorter you're done yeah tiny little guy i see all the tsa security agents like little fidget spinner you're like how the hell am i gonna get my gun through here yeah i wouldn't do that bro this is the second airport violence joke we've made today yeah enough sorry anyways so he goes on the fetish website and pretends to be his wife and and is like i'm really into someone coming into my house and like being like i'm gonna rob you this is real i'm gonna rob you and then the guy was like awesome so he comes in and he's like i'm gonna rob you and she's like what so we don't know the truth but he dies then she dies and the husband's like look what happened she wanted to have a fetish and he was you know crazy and killed her or whatever and prosecutors are like no no no no no no did they not know about the affair until the trial they didn't know about the affair until well of course if prosecutors are doing their job right they knew about the fair they were just keeping it tight get a fetish like that which part the the like breaking and entering i don't know man people people have every you guys don't have fetishes people have every sort of kind of fetish but this is why this is why you have people need to have discussions beforehand now it's just a stranger and you just come into my house that's my plan that's ridiculous because i stopped trying to make you laugh because i'm not a stranger i'm not a stranger i'm not a stranger i'm not a stranger because you are like bricked up over there do you what is the definition of bricked up we've talked about this before and to me if it sounds like constipation it does sound like constipation i'm like oh i am bricked up i have not been able to sound like constipation it does for sure that's what it is you're bricked up i'm still not getting over it it's like i know people do it it's just like the the concept of using all the like holes in the jeans and the underwear it just makes me think of the alien monster with its mouth coming out of its mouth and in many ways it is like in many ways that is do you guys feel much to consider unless you're talking about your tiny little penises i'm sorry you were just talking about an irs agent who killed his wife and how i'm talking about the human boss and how unique is that i'm not talking about my big or small vagina i don't need to discuss that here i'll discuss that later with my husband little big vagina for playstation that's a game get out i guess we'll count that i guess we'll get him out all right bring in lisa loeb who's lisa loeb you are out of your mind it's not an insult it's not an insult is it my new glasses it's not an insult is it my new glasses who's lisa loeb she's so freaking cute are you kidding me where's my phone someone has to show her lisa loeb do your phone keys show me lisa loeb i don't have my phone i'm sorry can someone show me lisa loeb you look like that no oh no he's already he's back you guys we can't sing on this oh i really wanted to sing what did you want to sing triv uh in the heights yeah forget about it that's right for you to be look can a white boy speak a little spanish no okay you can try you will try take me to jail then you guys excited well i guess bad bunny already played by this point yeah by this point you think it was good it's probably good i i don't like like i have not heard a bad bunny song yet that like i'm like yeah this is my shit um but i'm open to it okay yeah i go to bad bunny on spotify and then i listen i'm like these are good songs but i don't think i could i don't think i could pick it out and be like yeah like oh that's bad bunny like i love that sad bunny that's bad bunny where's good i don't know i don't listen to enough bad bunny i think i'm sorry that's okay um i i have like i was just gonna start talking about music but like you know music about music new music discovery has been i know that's kind of been a talking point lately is like new music discovery and like discovering music in the age of like us not usually listening to the radio overwhelming choice yeah and overwhelming choice where it's you know and i did like rory our our our i almost said our high school musical director our hospital director recommended me an album and that was such a unique thing that doesn't usually happen to me where someone's like listen to this album that i did and i do enjoy it and it's like but it's like i almost feel like i don't have the capacity to for like new music and new artists like there's so much legacy music that i'm still trying to catch up 100 i haven't been listening to a lot of music recently i i've been in my car and i try and i put music on and then i'm like i think i'd rather just sit in the quiet i don't know mine's all like kind of getting trancy you're welcome like yeah it's like techno trance like not a lot of it's not a lot of lyrics yeah the same like kind of thing over and over again and it kind of puts you in a space where you're like okay now i can put you in a trance oh is that why they call it that whoa i think makes you think music makes you trans the music that makes you trans kim petras yeah cold slaps i did so no yeah maybe uh i i i watched ethel kane did a video talking about asmr shane's turned into a dart uh but ethel kane talked about asmr and her love for asmr but then she talked about listening to it in the car and that was really interesting to me and i have since watching that i've been a little more open to listening to asmr in the car have you listened to ethel kane honestly no it's very like ethereal is what i would think i'd listen to a little bit of ethel kane it's like ethel kane's i i just know that ethel kane's a badass really like like when it comes to like they they don't hold back i don't know anything about them but like i've seen people be like their posts online oh like they're very outspoken in a kind of a badass way they're um they're certainly musical artists like that where they do have this reputation that's built up like chaperone was like that for a while for me where i'm like what is this gonna sound like like this artist that's like changing like everything like they're breaking things down and then you hear it it's like it is good music but i was expecting stuff that like my parents would be like what the fuck is that like turn that off oh see it's very it's almost the flip where it sounds almost kind of classic yeah it sounds like stuff from decades ago in a good way oh yeah no it's i'm like hey more kate bush right yeah in their bush yeah i'm my best kate bush kate bush rocks yeah love kate bald oh kate smooth yeah kate bear what is that bear is that like a pube type like bear skin oh okay kate bush or barbara bush whoa george h bush hw hw hw we haven't we haven't doing a lot of now watch this drive lately oh yeah okay it's very it's very funny okay we can talk about tiger woods if you guys want sure sure what are your thoughts do you ever play the games do you ever play we're talking about golf so then there's like we might as well talk about tiger woods he has video games oh yeah tiger woods pga tour okay like no i don't play sports video games no that's so fair i wonder if the the dudes play madden videos come out yet i wasn't in that you weren't in that i wasn't invited well because it was angela courtney and arasha and it was insane what would be the guy version of that the guys play like maybe dressed to impress but like there are some like what would be uh it's like the girls game play like club penguin yeah neopets hey got her god the the guys play wine all day and yeah go go yeah finally some testosterone so do you think they're gonna arrest you or do you think the guy the irs guy's gonna go to prison is it looking like he might have a case oh he's on trial right now i don't think it's going well where is this looking bad um i don't remember um i was gonna say sounds like jersey i'm being honest it's just funny i'm not being honest can you look it up like i think it's it's it's i actually don't have my phone because we're not allowed phones on set not allowed mr chips said anything yeah i was gonna say irs catfish's um trial trial his name is like banner trial i was gonna say can't trust an au pair what is an au pair again an au pair is a live-in nanny oh oh okay live-in nanny that's supposed to teach your kids a language there's got to be really good ones no i'm kidding i grew up with a lot of au pairs they were like 19 year old norwegian hotties really is that specifically why is that just like a thing au pairs that au pairs are hot well you have to get accepted into the au pair academy yeah of course is there really like an au pair yes of course and they they want you to first see what's going on and then you have to get accepted into the au pair you look like in jeans yes i think it's mostly they've just started doing men men au pairs but men are tough because they want to first see what you look like in boots and then what your what your wallet looks like in your back pocket of your jeans that's like a i heard that was a myth that's a myth i've heard some male au pairs have to go through this there's only a couple in the country right yeah there's like two john bond and cloud oh they're from italia yeah interesting yeah yeah but you have to be like a certain look yeah tall symmetrical i guess not big broad shoulders you have to look like a square with little legs not for me yeah i guess you're not gonna i would not be able to do that child care stuff that's tough yeah that's tough and you have to you know cook and clean oof no yeah oof no so wait they do cooking and cleaning as well yeah i grew up on shepherd's pie honey because au pairs what does that mean shepherd's pie i grew up on shepherd's pie you grew up in ireland in the 1800s the hell he's dying over there are you kidding we couldn't get a giggle like that for like 20 minutes okay got him i know and how did i get him like that do you still going angela angela are you yeah shepherd's pie is crazy it's gonna make me laugh that you're laughing are you are are you uh by the way sorry about the lisa lobe thing i really it's just it's just that you looked you resembled lisa lobe which is a picture and i look exactly like that today 90s at her peak that is what you look like um but anyways is there any true crime stuff that you're up to date on i'm re-watching karen reed because i want to watch it again because i think season two is going to come out with the second trial and all that stuff interesting she's looking straight at amanda yeah yeah that okay i'm fascinated by it i don't know i still i only know from you and amanda yeah everything about karen reed well amanda keeps up on current true crime yeah she she wants to know who's out there right doing it right now that's a lot some someone's out there killing right now it's actually a scary thought it i i do not like that stuff no that stuff's kind of it really like true crime actually i i it's not that i can't sleep it's that i just feel like the sense of dread from it and i think current true crime is different like i like i've talked to amanda about this and i'll talk i like the classic like the black dahlia well like whoa i like when people retell it and i like i'm fascinated by when people like when actors in the film industry take it and then like fantasize it and it's not good but i i like watching like i like knowing the case and then watching actors do the case i always think it's like drag for me i think um i i'm very much i'm not a big fan of when they do like dramatic reenactments of serial killers it's always silly you know like netflix has had like uh dommer and now they're in the film industry and i think the only way i'd approve is if they do it but then they add a few scenes that maybe didn't happen in real life of them doing just really embarrassing like slipping on banana peels and stuff just just so that it's like hey if you're gonna be a serial killer like we're gonna we're gonna tell your story and like have a scene full frontal and they have like full tiny penis like the tiny like like just like and they're like we have to make him look bad do everything to just be like oh he's embarrassing tiny penis representation and tv yeah i don't think tiny penis is even like right because like i i i i think that's that's me no that's what you want just say i'm just thinking i'm thinking like just things that serial killers don't want to be depicted as i'm shane top and i want tiny penis yeah i don't think that's that's what i would go with i take i roll that one back honestly a tiny penis is almost empowering it is almost a serial killer with a tiny penis i'd be like okay i don't think a serial killer would be embarrassed by that i think it's got to be like stuff that they would be embarrassed by it's got to like really play into like that element yeah it's like right now Right now, when they do those movies, them kind of look cool sometimes but it's yeah because they're like kind of do it like it's like drag where they're like making it like super silly and hot and nuts and i don't know if yeah it's they usually try to like show the victims are you about to laugh you just had to hold back laughter while talking about serial killers and the you you brought the victims you didn't and then you nearly broke i think it's because i felt so insane that i was doing that that i was like standing up i was like doing this stupid podcast where we just talked about penis holes and now i'm like well the victims usually are portrayed pretty well and i thought that was a crazy hill to die on i'm good we're talking about micro penis serial killers and as soon as the word victim comes up we're going back let's talk about literature let's talk about fucking i'm excited for withering heights i need to read it i want to read the book that's a crazy take i want to read the book uh you i want to read withering heights before the movie even though i've heard was someone someone was saying that they they think the plot of the movie is going to be that it was me you were you were saying okay i'll let you once you were in you can amanda was saying she thinks that it's a woman in modern day reading withering heights and she's adding her own fantasies into the book uh which i think is a great plot but it makes me want to read the book so that i'm like what's my own interpretation of whether i haven't read like classic in a long time though you got a clamp there yeah yeah i like to fidget with things and so i kind of like just pick things up and i don't and i'm like oh i forgot that i picked that up do you guys ever clamped your nipples no i haven't either that sounds i think probably with like what do you mean probably well i feel like at some point in my life i've probably put like a like a chip club chip bag clip or something but you're saying as like a as a joke yeah like how much of a sexual way like it's true it's like you know i'm in a basement with a bunch of other dudes hanging out shirts off we got chips down there what kind of chips clipping nipples uh you know doritos cool ranch and nacho cheese oh good um you know probably some like cheetos puffs i feel like back in 2015 maybe we were eating cheetos puffs i don't know i don't need them now they're not good i gotta be honest with you guys i've been fully back on flaming hot cheetos oh they're so good i'm back they're good it sucks because i they i know it's not good for me the trader joe's talkies oh i've not had the trader joe's talkies oh you gotta get on that they're delicious i can't i they are every time i want to go to trader joe's i'm like i can't deal with that damn parking lot i just don't like making out with the cashiers hi this is pj vote from the search engine podcast so you're a great small business owner but math was never your thing totally get it enter zero that's xero as in x marks the spot for the platform that puts accounting payments payroll and analytics in one connected platform with visual dashboards zero makes it easy to understand your cash flow you know exactly what's coming in and what's going out join five million customers worldwide who use zero to manage their finances learn more at zero.com 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what should i play you guys want to hear me play guitar yeah i remember like the the the the thing in in high school sorry um the thing in high school was like do you need a clamp yeah can i use that as a cable why do you have so many clamps and where were they where would you like to know i would that's why i'm asking james handed that to me my bit okay yes he's like i need something to elevate he's like take this clamp he's like take my all of you and drink from it for it is my religion it is my blood yeah she's catholic or whatever i am are you catholic were you catholic no i'm not catholic i'm gay oh he was outed by the catholic church i did i did hear about that oof that sucks catholic at least we got like the legacy what's the legacy what's the legacy like like like abusing power yeah okay let's you know what let's roll it back yeah i was gonna say maybe like you know we have the old architecture that's what i meant oh like pretty churches yeah yeah pretty churches but let me just say yeah spooky my church was pretty but it was when you're in the choir and you have to go up to the top top it's spooky up there amanda you're pretty but spooky nice that's such a good compliment thank you thank you and spencer compliment her um and it can't be about her body even though it is banging oh baby oh my god why am i why am i laughing wait i want to hear it before i go no that's not how it works tell me the compliment before i go you're really funny thanks i was looking for cards against humanity over there for some material damn my stinky pussy yeah that's a classic three bros can you guys believe that's anthony i could not i found out last year that it was anthony so funny it's it's top yeah yeah it's it's one of those popular ones and yeah yeah 100 it's it's pretty wild anthony had a viral uh vine anthony had a viral she doesn't know how to viral she doesn't know what vine is she doesn't know vine where are you did you ever make a vine amanda yeah a lot that's insane we need to find those find find amanda's vines hashtag find amanda's vine hashtag find amanda but her emails amanda vines amanda vines is really good it was right there it was right there in front of us the whole time wow manda manda manda manda manda um what if there was like at one point a pot like on the pod someone just had a guitar like this the whole time it just like did not really acknowledge i bet you i bet you it exists yeah i bet you it exists you know how to play guitar yeah give me hey give me a tell me a chord to do uh g uh a uh f minor is this f minor that's a tough one no no no this is isn't that a finer that is i don't know i think the guitar is a little out of tune so it's you ever listen to heart you remember that song from guitar hero 2 heart is that shit rock played rock band yeah hey same developers as rock uh guitar hero 1 and 2 so guitar hero 1 and 2 was maybe the same developers and then after a while those devs split off different devs made guitar hero 3 and then the original ones we need another rock band really bad i i don't think it would hit like i don't think they like you know people because people don't gather anymore people don't yeah because that's true because a rock band used to at a party yeah rock band there was so sick there's a rock band drum set over there um somewhere over in art and that was we would fight over the drum like yeah the drum was the best one i never played the drum i was a guitar guy whoa i would go for the guitar the drums i could not do i hated the way the rock band guitars bless you they were they were mushy whereas the guitar hero 1 through 3 guitars were clicky but they lost the patent to the clickiness so they had to do a mushy bar no way that's what i'm told my one of my friends in middle school had a metal ddr pad at his house crazy he was popular i bet wow yeah that's a chosen right there that was it was very chosen i i always sucked at ddr as well yeah i i never i didn't understand how people got good because i was like where are y'all practicing like are you going to the arcade like quarters people go to the mall the mall yeah like movie theater yeah it was crazy in japan truly going to an arcade there and being like whoa this feels like old school or where i'm like you can tell these people come to this arcade every day like that's awesome it's kind of sick i'm sorry we're having a conversation i can't not talk no i get it's like she's back here going yeah no uh-huh like give her her phone again so she doesn't she's doing the meme where it's like the kid eating cereal it's like how it feels to listen to a podcast since the kid eating cereal next to like the mural of people like talking and laughing and he's like talking like you know uh well we'll throw it up yeah fine clip that hey yeah jamie pull that picture up jamie is over and jamie is gone well there you got you got angela excited there what's your favorite musical i think honestly after seeing spelling bee i might say spelling why i i the way i never heard of it i've never heard about it until right they get audience members to They come up and they're like, yes, they're, they're competing with the other people and there's like songs in between. Yes. They sing you back to your seat if you lose. It is incredible. And there's two like almost standup comedians that are making jokes about the audience members that you brought up like live. They have punchline and like set up and punchline. So it's like a partially improvised. Yes. Angela, Angela. Um, but even the outside of that, outside of the improv elements. Now, now Angela. So I'm, I'm sorry. Continue chance. I'm loving. What kind of songs are they? I mean, they're classic musical theater. It's like, yeah, yeah. It's very like a little fast paced. Yeah. Punchy. And so it's a full comedy through and through full comedy. There's some heart to it because they're playing like, but it's got elementary schoolers that have like different upbringings and like how you treat your kids. Like. The kids carry that. And this is a reprisal. So like, cause it's an old school play. So did they change it up for this? Did they make it low? Um, they had some, yeah, they have like things that kids are talking about now. Uh, just. Angela. We're doing a podcast. Yeah. She can't help it. You guys have to stop. Some people were born performers. I think Angela is kind of a born performer as much as that sucks to say. It hurts, but it's true. Yeah. But yeah, no, I, I would like to see it. I never got to be on that one show. We did a spelling bikini wax. Oh, that was a crazy one. Are you familiar with that show? No. It was a show that Sarah Whittle pitched and hosted where you were fully in like on a bed and they had like a box to cover your body, but you had wax strips down there. And if you got something wrong, they would. That was truly the vibe back then. That was, everything was punishments. I, there. Okay. If you're going to pitch a show, you should be willing to do it. Oh, she did. She did. She did do it. Um, that, that was the vibe too. Nobody pitched things. I hate that. Uh, but it was just, everything was punished. That was one of the things and not to out, but like we were, we were talking about hair and in the, in the dress rehearsal room and, um, and I was like, yeah, I've got like, I'm, I'm really hairy. So I'm like, I feel like it would have hurt me more. Yeah. I'm not. I'm not hairy. You guys are both fine haired boys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My hair's so fine. Um, I'll say I'll see spelling bee, uh, at some point though. Is it going to be on Netflix? Yeah. Is there going to be a movie of it? Is there going to be a movie? When can I? Probably not. Yeah. Is it in LA at any point? I don't know. Where'd you see it? New York. I was in New York for a week. That's cool. Big apple. Big apple. Did you have fun? I don't think we've talked about it yet. No, I just got back. Whoa. A few days ago. Yeah. Fun. It was super fun. That's great. New York. That was beautiful. Yeah. That was a really good moment. Alicia Keys. Still have the guitar. Yeah, man. Can you play guitar? Nope. Uh. Can you play? You can play something, right? Well. Surely. Love games. In high school, I played a little bit of mandolin. How crazy is that? Mandolin? Yeah. A little bit. Mandolin canto. That's awesome. That was good. That was good. No, I own a guitar. And a keyboard. It's one of those things that, like, I have practiced, and I can, like, play some chords, but I'm not any good at it, and I don't practice enough to be good. Use a little smoke on the water. That was me with my saxophone. Okay, Lisa Sibson. I did play it in middle school, and I enjoyed it, and then it sat in my head for a while. It sat in my trunk for a long time, and then my car got broken into, and they stole my saxophone. No. Do you think I ever played it? You could have been the next Miles Davis. Like, I woke up in the middle of the night and heard someone playing beautiful alto sax, and I was like, what? And then it was because they had broken into my car. And they just immediately played it? Immediately wet the reeds and played it. Angela's got darts on her glasses right now. You can name wet reeds. I bet you love wetting that reed. And I was emptying my spit valve, you were wetting that reed. Yeah. It's part of what I hated most about saxophone. Well, so you had to wait. You had to wait to wet the reed, but on trumpet and trombone, you had to empty the spit valve. It's disgusting. Are you familiar with that, Trev? Yeah. Okay. No, I know about the reeds and the spit valve. I know about that. I wasn't in band. Have your parents talked to you about the reeds and the spit valve? Yeah, and then I play a little guitar, I'm like. Play by la mos. Oh, I can't. We can't play that. You guys are way too white for that. You guys are not ready for that. Anyways. Every time I heard by la mos, I was like, this is about me. I bet you didn't. I'm in the music video. Is that Enrique Iglesias? Yeah. It's Enrique Iglesias. I remember Jimmy Fallon doing a bit at, it was like the MTV Music Awards where he kept, because Enrique Iglesias has like that mole. Enrico? Enrique. Yeah, sorry. Enrique Iglesias has the mole. And Jimmy Fallon kept like, every time he would turn away, he would like add to the mole. Moley, moley, moley, moley. The mole would get bigger every time he came back. And I didn't really know what he looked like, so my mom had to explain the bit to me. Classic Jim Fallon. Yeah. A lot of my. A lot of my discovery of pop culture things was me seeing a joke about it and asking my mom to explain it. Funny. Funny. Do you know what my sister set me up to do? And yes, I'm going to talk about my sisters from the East Coast. They made me go up to my dad and ask him what testicles were. What did he say? Ask your mom. He's like, I have no idea. Why would your mom know, dude? I don't know. He just wanted to avoid it. Why wouldn't she know? I don't know. She's like, I don't know what those are. I don't know what those are. Your dad never told me. What a wild time. I just take a look. Is that what happens to you? It's just like Men in Black 2 with the Balchinian. That one was for chance. I feel like we've talked about the Balchinian. Yeah, Balchinian's good. Wow. This was such a wild experience, and I loved it so much. I'm sorry for hogging the seat so much. It's just really fun to yap. Talking about hogs. But then you were off camera dying laughing. Yeah, you would laugh as soon as you sat down. It made no sense. It made no sense. You're legitimately funnier back there sometimes. I know. I know. It actually is really fun to be on the sidelines watching the podcast in real time. Yeah. I'm like, I'm enjoying it. It is fun. Even when people aren't trying to make each other laugh. Smosh viewers be like. I know. I know. That's what it's like. POV Smosh viewers. POV, you're watching Smosh and having a good time. Yeah, you're having a good time. Yeah. It was really fun. But then when you're on it, you weren't laughing at all. No. Yeah, it's just not the same. No, I get it. I get it too. Well, I guess if that's time. Everybody get on in here. Yeah. Hey, everybody get on in here, guys. Everybody get up. Angela didn't get to do her bit. Everybody get up. What was your bit? Angela, come on, do your bit. Come on, Angela, do your bit. Do your bit. You get to do it. Okay, Angela has a bit that she's been preparing for about five minutes. She's really passionate about this. It's a big one. It sucks. Guys, it's going to hit really hard. And it's going to take about five minutes to get going, but once we get it. Oh, kids, put the Nerf gun away. Oh. Why do I do that? I think that's funny. Okay, we have Lisa Loeb, we have Spencer, we have Trev, we have Chance, we have Shane. Guys, comment below if you enjoyed You Laugh, You Leave. Yeah. That was our first time doing it. And I actually really enjoyed it. I had a great time. This was really fun. I thought it was really fun. It was fun. I really, there were so many times where I'm like, oh, they're talking about something, yeah, that I want to talk about. And then when you go out there and then they're not talking about it, it's like, do I bring it back up? So I have a lot of things that I can talk to you, I'll talk to you guys about. It is a painful experience. Trevor. Are you okay? Trevor, are you okay? That was perfect. That was perfect. Perfect is, oh, we shouldn't talk about RuneScape while he wasn't here. That would have been funny. Ooh, that's good. RuneScape. Good. Okay. Thank you all for watching. We'll see you later. Bye. See you later. You are more than just a heart patient. At Trinity Health of New England, we get to know you, which can help us diagnose a problem and start treatment faster. Our cardiovascular team offers the latest in heart care. 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