The episode is a vibrant, comedic deep dive into the personal and absurd memories of Smosh cast members, centered around a fictional "Never Have I Ever" game. Through playful banter and candid storytelling, participants share outrageous experiences—like singing Olaf songs, clogging toilets, or being outed by a church—highlighting both vulnerability and humor. The group reminisces about iconic moments such as their Summer Games costume chaos and early story pirate performances, emphasizing the joy of creative expression in unexpected settings. The game evolves into a mix of nostalgia and absurdity, with moments like discovering a "tiny green baby" candy sparking laughter and confusion. The episode also touches on deeper themes, including personal values and identity, as seen in discussions about religion and self-acceptance. Ultimately, the tone remains light and self-aware, blending humor with heartfelt reflection. The show ends with a cheeky joke about doing a yearly "colonoscopy" as a tradition, reinforcing the group's shared humor and connection. The entire experience feels like a celebration of internet culture, friendship, and the silly things that make us laugh.
Oh, it's gonna be silly time USA silly time I'm put my phone do not stir why don't we do this for the episode starts We all text somebody when we say help no response really bad let's let's text different cast members help Nope, no and see who responds in what way Damien would literally I don't know what he actually he show up in like I'm gonna say help. I'm stuck on the game stage. I feel like somebody in see who comes we older Hi, welcome to Smoshmouth my name is Amanda and Shane And we have candy bring it up bring it bring it Whoa, sorry for sound. This is an olive garden mint Who did that I got an orange starburst? This is interesting what jolly rancher lollipop. I'm nursing it right now. You're nursing it My mom puts the watermelon jolly ranchers in a pitcher of vodka and let them sit for 24 hours And then you have watermelon jolly rancher vodka. I can't handle that. That's actually brilliant. Yeah, it's probably so sweet It's delicious. It's delicious. Yeah, what's up? Smoshmouth nation? Let me hear you Sorry for the listeners. So guys Shane's on You did what Angela did remember Angela played a live stream with a lollipop here and she was playing and a Just non-stop and it was bat, but she didn't feel it. She didn't feel it. That's the issue. You felt it like a person. She actually didn't feel it We're making a mess. Shane is gone. So I brought on the wildest duos ever. We had Tommy Narasha and now we have Chance and Angela What are your names? Guys, we're gonna play a little never have ever but honestly, let's just chat for a little bit If you were just listening, sorry, and also we have a thing of candy if you were a candy No, if I was a candy, what would I be? Oh, that's for you too as well. I feel like you'd be like oh something that changes You'd be a sour patch. Yeah, I'm so mean Sorry, that's something that changes flavors like in the middle. Yeah, sour patch kids first. I was in there Smocker gobsmocker and say it again. Gobsmocker gave that oh No, oh, no, I'm broken. Let's start Hey show it again Guys, we just had lunch. It was soup day Which which we asked for and they do it all the time and I'm so grateful and I asked for wing day and we saw and get winged We get winged out we did a bad wings. That's a pizza place is making wings not a wing place is making wings What's the wing place if we had Buffalo wild wings? I would explode Buffalo wild wings I wouldn't work well. I would show up to games videos and not be myself. Okay, so you'd be a gobsmacker gobsmocker Gobs stopper gobs stopper My brain doesn't work. Can you you are doing directly into the mic Don't and Scott wants to kill you. It's like ASMR Okay, if you were candy You already said I'd be yeah You're like what's that now I'm not gonna say something mean I'm gonna say something nice. Okay, you like something funky We're like peanut butter. Oh, you're like Reese's pieces. Yeah, oh my god. Wait. Okay. I'm into that You're more like Reese's pop what your cup your cup Thanks, I'll be a cup. I'll be a dish. You're character Your character in summer games was Mrs. Puff, though Like I told you I look back on the videos of the summer games I was like let me check this out. I've not talked about it here. I Looked rough girl And I know you were not much I was like I'm literally I was my camera like this Do it again. I miss his feet and it was run it again It was like 98 degrees my neck was attached to my elbow my hair Was this high? I was in a gene button down dress with a bouncy ball underneath my body I had cute little white socks, but why I was wearing spinox shorts under I looked like the blob. I was like, Hey, moose Yeah, and then I'm in a god damn hot dog costume and they go hey bring her out an hour an hour goes by I'm in the library Stacks With three fans Alexine is like how can I help you? How can I help you mama? I'm like I don't know no one can't help me now Give me a chair and let her they go all right bring out the hot dog and I come out like I Can't hear anything The hot dog costume is a hundred pounds on the ears It's so funny because we were talking about it and I had the same reaction at first and I was like oh, man You did not look that bad girl like you're fine. We'll look at the videos He in bring it out. I was dripping sweat. I had a Stanley cup with snacks that Alexina had to fill up every five minutes because I was All right, let me host this there was no makeup that day. Oh, yeah Well, I had makeup on but I did the poo for your day. You did yeah go back guys and there's one smosh Summer games episode where I did the poof from his beat and it is it's a wave. It's a wave. It's huge frozen in time It's a massive ocean Hawaiian surf wave frozen in time. I remember my head. You mind if I do it? Oh, I know when that was I know you're gonna do that Flip it around so yeah, that was me it went that was me in summer games Oh, that was fun to go back and go and everyone when I was pregnant like girl you look good And I was like oh my god, thank you. Yeah, and I look back in the videos. I was like Well, there you go. How many get her have I ever never have I ever won summer games? Never won. Yeah, well, I definitely didn't win. I didn't either. I was not winning You're no get it. So you you have you won no Hollywood hot dogs, so you have to say That's something that you do. Oh, you what no, you keep it up You don't want to put it down. You say something you've never done Oh, yeah, you're right. Gotcha. Gotcha, Mrs. P gobsmocker gobsmocker. You've been gobsmocker gobsmocker. Okay, let's do never have I ever really twist Okay, never have I ever played hues and queues. Oh Of course I have the best game ever three seconds ago chance goes like this in the makeup area. I'm so sorry It's just so funny. Tell me he goes. Oh my god Look at this game. I'm sitting in the suspense right now And I start filming him the clip is so good. He goes holy shit Angela look at all the colors and They say a word And I go He goes we literally need to play this. I was like we've played it. Did I not do the exact same thing? Yes I want to spend our go Spencer sit down. I have a game for you that you are gonna know. Well, what was it? It was the same game. Yeah, we literally did the same thing. Okay, we played whoa It's so good and Angela's right there. She goes we played it How do you know you guys got to play I played it? I haven't seen it The monologue version. Oh, did you tell him I told him told me what the monologue version. Oh, yeah, anyway It's okay. Okay, Josh games. But that's not why we're here. We're here for smash mouth. So I have played hues and queues. Yes I play hues and queues. Okay, here to him never have I ever gone skydiving Yeah, see this why I didn't want to go I would I would though. I think I would yeah, I'm not scared of that. I would if it was $20 How much is it really expensive? Okay, Selena sent this one Never have I ever farted and blamed it on someone else. I did that middle school. I've definitely done that. So I'm saying that I've definitely done that Okay, so we're all out on that one. I did that middle school and I'll own it And it was probably you'll own the fart this time shut your fucking mouth. Oh my god What are we going to play that Christian game again? We have guys from smosh games if you haven't seen it Us three plus a rush up. I played the Christian game for far too low Yeah, honey until they said you can't play with us anymore. Yeah, honey said okay, fair You got me got me we played. I don't even remember what the Christian was called actually was like When the church outed me. I actually was like what I am not They were like your lifestyle choices and I wasn't oh yeah, so it's like your lifestyle choices don't match with like our Like our values. Yeah, and I was like what are you talking about have you heard of the church? You're like literally. What are you saying? Yeah, yeah
a priest like sit you down? - It was over the phone and it was not my church that I grew up going to, it was the church that I was a counselor at and I just got hired onto the central staff. - This leadership's so mad, like why is it their business? - Right. - So they said you didn't what align with the values. - What are the values? - We can't get into that. - Okay, great. - Straight. - And that I'll say no. - Oh. - You can talk about Christianity, go for it. - Yes, what are the values of Christianity or what are the values of the church? - Yes. - Woo! - Starburst dropped. - Yeah. - Speak on it. - The values of Christianity are love. - Love one another way you want to be loved. - You're a high-pominent, do you hire her? - 'Cause you must be awesome. - You gotta give her some reviews 'cause your high-pominent is not doing favors for you at all. She goes, we don't need to talk about that. Speak on acceptance, love, understand. Understanding, community, yeses, patience. - So because you're gay, you don't have any of those things? - Well, they were focused on the gay part of it. I do have all of those things, but they were like, your gays, you can't be Christian. - Oh, God. - Which is kind of kind of intuitive 'cause Jesus is like accepting of all sinners and even the most broken ones. He's like, you are enough and you are worthy. - Mm-hmm. - Amen. - Amen. - Amen, where's the high-pominent? - So never have ever. - Get it, girl, you surfed it. You surfed it on Smash Bros. now. You just talk bad, but never have ever. - Gobs mocked. - Gobs mocked. - I'm gobs mocked, right? - So how does that work in never have ever? - Been outed by the charge. - Okay, well. - Pop, pop, pop. - That's going to be a good sandwich. - Mm-hmm. - Um. - Okay, okay, my turn. - Yeah, you're definitely your turn. - Oh. - Let me think, let me think. - Oh. - I'm doing these off the dome, okay? Never have, whoa. - What? - Okay, it's going to be vulnerable, okay? - I would love it. - I have a couple water bottles. One of them. - You. - One of them I've never washed. Never have I ever washed one of my water bottles. - Oh, yeah. - How long have you had? - I've washed a water bottle. - Of course, it's like a thing. - You keep it up if you-- - Yeah, you keep it up. - I'm saying, I've left one. Why do I-- - She's never washed one of her water bottles ever in life. - No, not one of my water bottles I've never washed. - Ever in life, one. - I've washed one of my water bottles before. - But why did I say that? Because now I have to put a finger down. I'm doing it again. I always say things you put fingers down, but you have to say things you haven't done. And then you're, I'm like, I have done that. So I have to put a finger down. - Right. - I'm taking that one back. That's just-- - But now we know. - An embarrassing fact. - But you haven't washed. - It's just one. I looked it at the other day and I went, when have I washed you? - And did it respond? - Wash me. - Clean me. - Was that a spa? - No, thank God. - Does it smell weird? - No, I literally got it a month ago. - Okay, I got it a month ago. - Okay, next. - But never have I ever, okay, never have I ever gone to a tattoo parlour. Boom. - I definitely have. But not, I don't have a tattoo. - Did you do an improv show? - You did an improv show. Did you do an improv show? - Wait, that would be fun. - Have you done an improv show? - No, but that'd be fun. - There's a craziest place you've done an improv show. - That's fun. - Okay. - A lot of elementary schools. - Yeah. - A lot of. - For sure. - Cafes, have you got something in a cafe? - Wait, were you a story pirate? - No, I was just gonna ask for a beer. - Were you really, were you? - I auditioned for Story Pirate, didn't get it. - Oh. - Okay, wait, we have to talk about it. - We have to talk about it a little bit. - Yeah, we have to talk about it. - It's how Chase and I met. - And yeah, some people think we met at UCB. We started working together. - Working at UCB. - You met at Story Pirate. - So I remember being stressed out about this audition. And I like put my heart and soul in it. I think I just, I'm a scary looking-- - No, a lot of Story Pirates, get in on their second audition. - That's true. - So tell me, you guys met. - What I will say, it is a, it was a perfect blanket for someone who had just moved to LA of like-- - Wait, let's explain it. So, Story Pirates is a nonprofit that is now so massive, so cool, so many amazing like stellar comedians and actors and singers have come from there. Now they have a very successful podcast. What it is, is it's a company of performers that will teach, a bunch of teaching artists as well, that will go to schools, teach kids how to do creative writing, and then these kids will write stories that then these professional actor and comedians put these stories up. - So they take them and they take the text of what these children have written, almost verbatim sometimes, even if they're like a five-year-old who can barely form sentences. They will take it as true and they will honor it and they will put it up as a performance. - In front of that kit. So like the kids will like a week before have like a writing workshop where they'll learn those tools and then next week the story pirates will come for like a bunch of field trips and then they'll do their writing. - And some of these stories are so beautiful and they're written by kids all over the country. They could submit stories and so they have a podcast too where you can go with this. - The podcast is now, one of, it's, one of the leading podcasts in like kids podcasts because I remember being like this is magical. It would be what a privilege to be on this show. - I will never forget, I've like so many stories already. - I do too. - I will, I will never forget the first time I did a story pirates show where I had to sing. A lot of them are like music based too and a little girl wrote this story about a princess who was flying and then she wrote like lyrics like I'm flying, I'm flying, woohoo, I'm flying, I'm flying, woohoo or something like that. And I full force like committed and we wrote it on piano and then I sang this whole, I'm like, and then what happens is they go, this story's written by someone in the third grade and then all the third grade starts freaking out. - You see them? - You see the bustling? - Oh my God, I've got it. - And they go, "She's in Miss Bubble Bloss class." I'm like, "Okay, okay, and they go, please give it up for a twilight." And then she's like, "Oh my God." And then the kid usually cries. - Yeah. - And then they watch the story and when I saw this little girl in like L-A-U-S-D hard school system 'cause I grew up in it. She's in the corner of this awful auditorium that was just full of mold and bad things. She's just in the corner crying, watching me sing her song. - Oh my God. - It was the most rewarding thing I've ever done. - Yeah. - That's incredible. - Now you changed. - Why did we talk about, oh yeah, because those were improv shows basically. - Yeah, so there were so many improv shows where you would get it, you would also do improv games and you would go to the schools and perform them in a lunch room, in a classroom, in an auditorium that is also a lunch room. - Kind of T and T-L-coated. - Very T and T-L-coated. Very T and T-L-coated. - I think Conan O'Brien was a story pirate. - That's a lot of famous people. - A lot of famous people. - A lot of them as well. So wait, when did you guys meet? - So we met before we got, the week before we got on the UCB team, we did a story pirate show together out in Lake Tahoe. - It wasn't Lake Tahoe. - Oh, some of them you would travel to. - Yes, it wasn't really fun. - So you guys met, and then I remember like, you do like two rehearsals and then you do the show. - Yeah, and so we were with my friend Nabeel and a couple other story pirates. Oh yeah, that's where we, she met Nabeel too. - Crazy. - Wild. - And we did that show together. And then next week we got on the same UCB team, Moongoon. - Literally all within the same week. - That's wild, crazy. - And did you have to stop story pirates when you got on UCB? - No. - No, no. - So our pirates is like, they would be like, they're like gigs. - Yeah, they're like gigs, yes. - I bet if you audition a second time, they'd be like, hell yeah. - I don't think I'm going to. - No, of course. - I did not. - Could you imagine if I'm like, and also, - That would be the crazy thing. - I'm a story pirate. - I just felt like, no, you have story pirate in you. - Yeah, definitely. - I think it was early on in my, I think it was when I was also doing groundlings and everything I did was like, what's the decision, what's my choice, what's my want? - It really gets you out of your head. - Me and my head. - You go, Taco or ice cream? I'm a taco. It helps you so much because you're like, okay, I'm too heady, I'm too brainy. Get down to the brass facts, taco or ice cream. - Yeah, and you're like, I'm a scientist. - I need that. And some of these kids will write the craziest. - Oh, my niece alone when I was visiting her, not this round, the other round. She goes, do you want to hear about the witch that visits me every night in my room? - Wow. - I'm not even kidding, I go, yeah. And I talked to my sister, go, do you know about the witch that visits her every night? And she goes, yeah, I don't know what any of that's about. And I'm like, what do you mean? What if a real witch is visiting her? And she's like, I'm in a stop. And I'm like, but kids are so connected. Like, you don't know? And she's like, oh, yeah, she comes just to check in to make sure I'm going to bed. - You ready for this, ready for this? - Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is. - Who is that? Is that an impression? - Oh, that's, that's, do it again. That's, do it again? You know his name? - I don't know if it's truly wonderful. Is it, can someone fact check me on the, on the additive? - Wait, that's, what's his frickin name? And Star Wars? - Name him, name him, name him, name him. - Name him, name him. - Wait a second, why do you think I think of his name? - Yeah, you guys, this is sad for you. This is embarrassing. - Yo, go, oh no. - Yo, go, oh no, it's yo, go, oh no. It's yo, go, oh no. What's his name? Again.
If you're lollipop watching, what did you do with the other one? I ate it like an adult. Oh my god Jesus with the lollipop hanging out in the world. I hate like an adult. Okay, never have I ever what's his name? Say his name. We're doing this thing again. You do this all the time. What do I do? What's that actor's name? What's his name? Yeah But he knows the answer and he's not telling me that's what's rude and you have to sit in that. I don't want to You you don't get it say fine. Let's do never have ever She's trying to run her friend a man of child. Oh Whoa this guy's a good egg you'll second your throat No She made a different child. Oh my god. I don't know I'm finding something. No, don't put it back. How was like you're doing this? I'm sticking my tongue Not Obi-Wan Kenobi and I know that I would just want to crack out loud and go I know it's not him, but it is another Jedi master I know of course. I know Has change mom seen this this RIP thing in the pool. It's so fucked up. I actually don't know It's probably really dramatic for her if she saw something like this. It is really dramatic for her But you for him, but you know what you don't see it. You don't see it. It's behind him only I get to look at it And I'm looking at her Rambi But you can see her on me. Yeah, go ahead Never have I ever what clapped after a plane lands. I have Really I have don't know what in the oh my god I was at Griffith Park Griffith Observatory the other day and everyone was so quiet watching the sunset and it went down and I was like what why? God it goes down every day does it every day and they're like yeah, sometimes we're grateful for it That's so funny. It was so funny Try to think I would never clap on the plane lands. Did you do it like sarcastically? No? It was a bad it was a bad plane ride. I was like you're like you're like you go We thought you wouldn't get there and you're like you're like recording yourself You're like hey, you're like writing your last things. I hate turbulence It makes me very very overwhelmed. I love it. It gets me alive and shake shit up. I love seeing my sprite fall Come on baby. Let's see some more games bring it around Name what's his name doesn't matter. Okay, never have I ever oh Something you two have done that I have never done. Yeah, never have I ever had cottage cheese. You I don't like it But you've had it. I don't think I've had it. You would you would I've had it Okay, okay, and that's done and we're done for done with that conversation I've I've had it. I've had it. I've had it with you kids. Next you have two left. Yeah, I have two left person who What person who gets out who wins eats all of this like in matilda when they eat a chocolate cake I am going to cut you Never have I Baby Yoda Yoda Good job. It was Yoda. It's Yoda That killed me it was there and I don't And it hurt. Yeah, clap clap for me. It is learned it's not for me I know I was thinking of the Mandalorian and I was like baby Yoda baby Yoda. Okay, good job. Thanks. Okay, okay Okay Never have I ever Been dating someone over Christmas What do you mean? I've never been with a partner you break up with them before you have to buy them gifts You've been single for every single Christmas. I've never had a partner over Christmas Who have you woken up to and cozyed up and sent Merry Christmas me myself and I I Have had hookups on Christmas even Christmas day Christmas day You gotta get laid somehow God smocker. There's not a lot to do in natural Tennessee. So you what do you do? Come on now. You go over for Christmas for me. Well, it's just like The your hype woman is actually my family going to bed. My friends are like you get that dare high Christmas Your hype woman was supposed to go to bed a lot. She's supposed to be fine. She's fine tell her how you get that candy cane Tell her now tell her now tell her now there one more Christmas wrap. Tell her the gift that you the three wise men bring to you Yeah, yeah, what what what to the three wise men bring to you on Christmas? Let him talk Loub condoms and a harness. Oh, that was awesome Okay, so you have hookups on Christmas, but you're not ever dating anyone. No. Wow. That's wild. Yeah Do you want to date someone on Christmas? Yeah, of course. Yeah Of course, of course, of course, okay, you will be maybe yeah Okay, so did you guys clap and put a finger down? Okay, you clap when you play this game. Yeah, you clap so people know that you put a finger down I've never done that Okay, wait, that's like normal rule when you play rock paper scissors or you guys 1 2 3 or you 1 2 3 shoot rock paper scissors shoot I remember I grew up in LA all my cousins lived in Florida Everywhere we play rock paper scissors. This is one I think I first learned the world's big I was in elementary school and we were playing rock paper scissors And we would go 1 2 3 I go to Florida Yeah, you are a horse coded eat no lolly pop like it's a steak. I love everyone's reaction Forget it's like it's like when people y'all but they try to hide it. I really was trying to hide You weren't trying to hide it. If that was you trying to hide it. That's insane. Wait. Can we talk about the gasps for a second? We talked about me that I'm horse coded Okay, so then I visited my cousin's in Florida and then I played rock Versus them and they said shoot and I didn't and I went the world's big. Sorry. You're going. Oh, it's really good. Um Talking about gasps. I want to talk You are horse girl Were you gonna say horse Gordon? You are horse Gordon. Get it. Hey, that's my best. I'll be a question Quickly in the shit Unstrong like I bet when you were in elementary school, you're like doing the little gallops. I actually did a lot. I know you Yes, you guys watch my money. I did we watched that movie from 20 billion years ago. Yeah, shut up You did it. We were talking about the gas from the room after you said that. Yeah, I want to talk to you guys about the Emily Rose gasp Oh, I get one a shoot block at least yes Yes, you do you do sometimes if you say something sad If you say something funny, that's like a little like scary funny like like like if like I met them. They know about the wage catchment Yeah, she'll let you know she's always I honestly she's so emotive especially in red. It's serious when you're behind the camera. You guys don't even know There's a whole other show happening behind the camera. Yeah And yeah, and then she said and then she said I think you gotta ask every T and T L When you like put your legs in your arms or something you do something weird with your body Hey, when you flip your legs up over your head. Yeah, get a guy He's putting his legs in a jacket arms. What do you guys feel like when you get it? It's comedy central it goes Oh, this starburst is very old. That's what I went through. I was I literally said that and you guys ignored me. We had to what So we're spring cleaning you this is a lose gummy worm in the candy pile. Wait guys and hear it. Let's how hard it is Oh, no, no, is that a knock at the door? No, it's a gummy worm Wait, how do you guys feel when you get a gasp? I Feel good I'm like, yeah, you didn't see that coming. Did you? Don't try to keep me chained. We're doing spring cleaning. It's January guys. This episode's coming out in January We're cleaning out the old and in with the new there's two olive garden mints What is this and a tiny little green creepy baby? Okay Whoever loses has to eat the sour warhead What's that? I'll do it. I'll do it. There's a baby There's a little She just gasped she just gasped green. I have no idea baby She just gasped for the audio listeners at home. We have found a tiny green baby in the candy pile I still can't get over the unwrapped the loose on the worm the loose you see He's high. Okay. Oh my god, dude Never have never have I ever had a thing a candy and had people trigger treat at my door growing up. Oh, oh Yeah, absolutely that was so did you guys ever have a very rich neighborhood in your town that you're like we got to go the king side bars yes all the time and they have the best like creepy things
- Things that they're front door. - Can you go up to the camera? - This episode is giving staring contests. - It is. - Ready? - And you know what, Shane's on here. Sorry, Shane. - Totally. - Yeah, yeah. I can see everything and it doesn't look good. And here's my impression of Amanda as a horsh. - This is you doing that story. - Oh my God, I had a lot of fun. - I tried, I tried so hard not to be loud and then I was like, you know what? - Fuck it. - I'm putting our little sticks next. - Yeah, put our sticks right there. (laughing) - If you are an audio listener, I just wanna, if you're in the car right now, pull over. - Yeah, pull over because you can probably skip a whole minute because it's just-- - Pull over and that's-- - That button on Spotify that has like the 30 second skip? - Yeah. - Do that right here. (laughing) - Okay, and we're back. - Okay, and we're back. So I'm actually out. - Okay, here you go. - I think we have to start again. And let's play hard mode. Oh, eat that, yes. - Wait, guys, this is extreme sour. - Yes. - She's scared. - Amanda lost, so she has to have the war head. - She's getting, she's eating her, eating her flush back. - And then who wins the second round? Has to eat the old worm. - Yes! - No, are we starting over? Here we go. I'm eating the extreme sour war head. - Call your husband. - Oh my God. - Tell him goodbye. - It tastes like gasoline. - It tastes like baking soda. (laughing) - Well, you need to see this little baby. - Oh my God. - This is what you have to do. - That is what you have to do. - That's really cute. - No grab 'em, you have to see 'em. - That's what you have to do. - You gotta just check it out. - How is it? It's awful. - Is it still sour? - Mm-hmm. - That's impressive. - It's like gasoline and literally baking soda. But then the sweetness is coming in. - Oh, that's good. - Oh yeah. That's good. - Oh yeah, there we go. - Oh my God. - We got through the woods. - Now it's a lemon drop. - Soon me. - Lemon drop, my team. - Okay, are we starting over? - Drop martini with mezcal instead of vodka. - When? - Yeah. - You done it? - Yes. - I've never had a lemon drop martini. - What? - You haven't? - Wow. - It's delicious. - Oh. - Okay. - Wait, wait. - It's so good, 'cause it's a smoky lemon. - Yes. - Smoky lemon. - I'm in. - Yes. - Yes. - Burt lemon. - Mezcal with citrus, like an orange. Oh, like. - It's delicious. - It could be very espresso shot with a little orange. - Yeah. - Yeah, that's really nice, yeah. - Looks really nice, yeah. - It's really nice, yeah. - Okay, I went. Never have I ever, oh my God, a loose M&M. - No, a lot of loose M&Ms, okay. - We are cleaning this out. - Never have I ever. - Ew, another one. - All right, gross. - Oh, this is a peanut M&M. - Never, those aren't supposed to be here. Never have I, let's get that baby off your mic. Look at the baby sitting on the mic. - Look at the little butt. - What? - What is up with you and butts? - They're so cute. - You have. - Once you have a baby. - You love butts. - Butto the cutest thing ever. Butto the cutest. - Butto the butt's fine, ever. - What? - Just keep going. - Just keep going. - Just drive a truck through it. - Oh, I had one, that I, oh, never have I ever been to book club. You've definitely been to a book club. - I have. - You're a millennial white woman. - You've been to a book club, come on. - Wait, wait, wait, I haven't here. - You've been to a book club. - You've definitely been to a book club. It was not for me because it wasn't, it wasn't my, like, close friends. - Are you picking up your card again? - It wasn't my close friends. No, it was not for me, it wasn't my close friends. I was like, I don't want to do this. But I would do it again if it was like. - If you like the book. - If I like the book and the people. So yeah. - Okay, great. - Okay, that was a good one. That was divisive because you went straight towards it. - Yeah. - Never have I ever, never have I ever thrown up on someone. - On someone? - That's spoken by a mother who was just thrown up on the 4 a.m. prop. - Oh, I get thrown up on every day of my life. - Wait, you're baby threw up on me. Oh my God, you're so right. - But that's not you throw up. - Oh, I have to throw up on, okay. - You threw up on the baby. - You see. - Yeah, my baby did throw up on me. - I've, I've gotten near. But I don't think it would hit the body. - You know what I mean? - I got like, have you? - Well, no. - Why are you giggling? - I want to say no. - You want to say no. - Okay, he wants to say no. (laughs) - I've never seen your face like that. - He wants to say, 'cause he doesn't want to reveal it. Did I ever tell you guys once that I saw drunk woman at Mohawk Bend run from the back room to the front and throw up on the back of someone's hand? - Yes, I've heard this story. - Yes. - On the back. - Yes. - Can you imagine? - No. - You're eating? - No, no, no, no. Amanda, no, no, no. - Amanda, you actually can't talk about that. - Please, no, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no. Someone said, "Sip us." Okay. - I've gotten here. - You're eating food. It's like, what were you eating? And now it's like, - Once I was in, you can go. - That, that actually, I would rather do so many things that are awful. - Clam, chowder in front of you and-- - We don't serve clam. - We don't serve clam. We don't serve clam chowder there, so-- - Yeah, they're sick, right? - A big burger. - It's closed. - Onion jam. - Mm-hmm. - No, it's there. - Big greasy, juicy burger. - They were probably eating fries. - Our pizza. (laughs) - That's disgusting. - All right, anyways. - It's like, never have I ever owned airpods. - What? - Put 'em down, girls. Never have I ever owned airpods. You're still rocking the connected-- - Ooh, that's insane. I've never, ever in my life been like, let me make the change. - Why? - 'Cause there's literally no need. - There is so much need. - It changes your life. - You don't need to carry your phone. I always have a pocket and, oh no, yeah. I guess that wouldn't change my life. - It would change. - I literally the other day was trying to watch the dishes and I was trying to listen to a podcast and they put it next to the sink. - And it got wet. - And it got wet and you're connected. How can you move? - Yours, but I'm-- - You need airpods. - Just get some airpods, girl. - Yeah, just buy them for Christmas first. - Yeah, but put your fucking fingers down. - All right, you dead already dead. - Looking pretty bleak. Looking like you're about to eat the old worm. - I'm not eating the worm. - Yeah, you're eating old-- - You're eating the old worm. - Guys, I already ate the warhead. I'm not eating the old worm. - I'm not-- - Horsegirl eating the worm. - Great. - Horsegirl eating the old worm. - I can't wait for the fan art of me as a horsegirl. - Eat an old worm at a book club. - Horsegirl eating old worm book club. - You got war. - What? Horsegirl eating old worm. - Eat an old worm book club. - I can't wait. - Gorn. - Gorn. - Okay, I went. - You're dirty. - Okay. - Horsegirl eating old worm, worm, gorn. - You're done. - You're turned-- - I really shut them down. Wow. - Never have I ever-- - Shit. - I think you have-- - I'll say this while we're waiting. - Yeah. - What's the deal with flavoring candy lemonade? - That's not a candy flavor. - Good. - Good, very good. - That's not a candy flavor, that was fun. - That's a flavor of it. - That was fun. - And watch all that. - Oh. - That's a flavor of a drink. - I kind of agree with you. - No. - Lollipop flavor iced tea. - No. - Never have I ever had a cavity. - Never? - Never. - Even as a child. - You've been as a child. - Call your mom. - What? - Get her and it back that up. - Oh. - No. - He was going to. - I don't have my phone. - Because I'm a good actor who doesn't bring it to sat. - That's right. Now I can only think of your mom in the jelly rancher vodka. - Yeah. - That's sick. - Does she make martinis out of it? What does she do? Like a mixed drink? - Just in soda. Yeah, soda water and ice. 'Cause it's already so sweet, you know what I mean? - Of course. - Oh wait, you're throwing the jelly ranchers in the drink? - That is the-- - It's ice, soda water, jelly ranchers vodka. - She puts jelly ranchers in vodka and lets them distill. - They disintegrate. - So I thought. - They completely know. - She put vodka on top of jelly ranchers and then you would hear the jelly rancher. - No. - And I was like, "Jick and ask you, would you get a buzz out of that?" - No, no, no, no. You put the jelly ranchers into a big thing of vodka and then they dissolve. They like melt. - You know, you can do that with almost all vodka. You can do like chamomile tea if you wanted chamomile flavored vodka. - That's incredible. - You don't actually want to have chamomile tea. - I think that's so good. - No, I did chamomile tequila and it was fricking delicious. - I would do chamomile in vodka and I would-- - Honestly, after musicals sometimes, I would have in my throat coat put a little whiskey. - Sure. - Well done. - Get it, get it girl. - You're bad. - You're bad. - You switched to Laffy Taffy? - Yeah. - Guys, we're in a rough spot. - I was just gonna take a minute. - I have two left. - Okay. - You're gonna eat the old one. - Old worm. - Old worm. - Horse girl eat old worm. - Old worm. - No. - No, no. - Okay, so you just did-- - I did cavity. - Okay, oh, I've had cavity. Same, okay, I'm gonna put it on now. Never have I ever,
It's hard to think of things you haven't done. I know. That's why you always want to like do the opposite. I slapped you some more if you want to. If you want to cheat. If you want to cheat, gosh, this candy's making me sick. Stop eating it. Oh, I got to keep going. I've done a lot of these things, though. Never have I ever clogged someone's toilet and then live in the toilet. I definitely haven't done that. But I'll definitely. I don't think I've even clogged the toilet before. Oh my God. Look, the mass of domes you take, you've dealt with. You wipe your mouth out with soap. I don't like Olaf. I don't, don't talk. Oh, have we talked about this? Chance during the karaoke stream told everyone that Angela wants to sing Olaf songs in summer. That's so damaging to me. It's like my internet, it is actually. My internet footprint is already just drenched in bullshit. It is actually very damaging to you. I don't think it actually can get worse than you want to go to sing Olaf songs because we send each other our fan art. Woo. Yours is. Yours is rough. Yours is very interesting. Your hair always looks a little, just like a little too short and it just keeps flippin' out. But I was going to say I've never clogged a toilet because sparkles don't really clog a toilet. And I poop sparkles. Oh my god. It's still more damaged by singing that. I poop sparkles in music notes, sorry, look it up. That was awful. Yeah. It really was. Hard tip. So it's your turn. Yeah. Now it's your turn. Now it's your turn. You got to keep this talking. This place is going to fucking ruin me from the inside. Hard, yeah. This girl. Like, I can't even get through a sentence with that kind of like spike in the camera and saying something stoop, cut that, okay, never have I ever, oh this is one. You guys, I smell bad. Oh my god. I forgot to put on the orange. That feeling sucks. I hate that feeling. When you get to the end of the day and you hug a bunch of people and you go, oh my god. No one touched me. All right. Sometimes. I'm sure anyone was going to. Were you guys headed there? It hit. Never have I ever had Google Chrome as my preferred browser. That's insane. That's so dumb. Of course I have. Of course. It's the best. It's the best one. I like Safari. You're insane. Safari is awful. You have wired headphones and you like Safari and you call me chronically offline. I'm done. You love Olaf. Have wired headphones. I love Olaf. Safari during that Christian game, hey, hey, do not touch my set like that. No. It's. Do you know the lore about the plants? I think you missed it. What? Oh. They've been. It's been a short night. Okay. And you should have heard about the show in Chicago too. I just want to say really quickly, they're right here, right? Yeah. So if you're an audio listener, can we have these people on Smash games, these guys. The plants? Yeah. Don't look them directly because I said the plants. Chancellor, I like had a huge mediation session. What happened with them? They just like, it's the attitude that comes in from these two. Yeah. It has been really. They'll swing at you. They don't care. They do. They don't care. He just said, they'll swing at you. If you're not careful, your sweet little sweet heart and little girl self will be playing flip seven. And one of these workers will come in and take your wallet, take your keys, swing at you. How do they drive when they take your keys? They were. Okay. So I did an interview with the K-Pop demon hunters on Smash alike. This is when they all started. They were so unprofessional on set. Like the plants were. Yes. You could see in the video. They traveled in the video. Yes. And some people are picking up on, I also want to shout out the people on the Smash Reddit that are bringing up. Yeah. They're talking about. Yeah. They're on Discord servers. They're just kind of playing out their own Discord servers. I have such a problem with some of the people in the videos and they'll name you by name. They'll name you by name. Well, here's what's weird. They've never done anything harmful to me. Yet. Yet, girly pop. Yet. So what do I need to do to watch out for these? I mean, I just like to, I like to establish boundaries. Yes. I was about to say the same thing. So like this one. I mean, the one on the. The other one's got our right hook that I'll fucking. Yeah, I'll take you out. So what do they do with your keys and wallet when they change them? Well, they're plants. They don't need keys and wallet. In all seriousness, in all seriousness, we kind of just beat them up now randomly in the middle. Oh, no. I've seen you guys do that. So I'm kind of wondering if maybe it's just payback for you guys. What? Say it again. Say that. Say it again. Come on. Okay. Come on. What's good? Uh-huh. I'm sure you did. That's really rich. Literally, that's like a audio listeners massive HR violence again. If you guys want to hit the 30 second thing and you want to skip, you, you absolutely can. Chances are having issues with the plants on the set. I don't have an issue. It's like it wouldn't be an issue if you just respected me and value me. You know what I mean? My god, sometimes I'll like, like I'm even, like I'm getting heated up, right? And it's like they're getting, they're getting help, right? Like they're getting more and more, right? And so we haven't solved this and yet now we got more. I'm right. And it's like, huh. This one. Yeah, I saw her. I don't trust that one. It's kind of like a fucking thrower. Look it. She's sweet. She's never done anything to me. Yeah. Oh, you guys are causing so much chaos on my set. That bitch is a whore. That bitch is such a whore. Sometimes I'm like, I can't focus. Sorry. I actually haven't talked to that one. What is the one where we were doing the hidden chocolate challenge and we all were like, here's the fake one. Oh, that's why I actually do agree with you on that. Remember when we did the hidden chocolate challenge? Yeah. I found all the chocolate. It was very clear which ones were chocolate. I think that guy. I actually think like, what's your favorite smash video ever? I think that you've been in. I think that one might be like up there for me because you us three. We were there all day. We were there. And we had no idea what was happening and we were like, we were shooting three episodes of Grip Guys in one day. Yeah. Grip Guys was in one day. And the challenge was the whole day, but it was made in an afternoon. Chocolate challenge was from eight to eight. And we were kept in a room in secrets, not allowed to talk to each other about what's happening in the other room. Every city episode you've seen was filmed in fifteen days. But some of those long, like, hot and steaks take three days. - That's hide and seek. This is hidden chocolate challenge. - In chocolate challenge. - It took like the whole day. - And we had to go back and forth. - And they were like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, - Oh my God, don't seriously, not the time. - Guys, read my plans. I don't know what I'm looking for. I don't like anything here. (laughs) I don't like the candy. I don't like the candy here. Okay, how many do you have left? I have three. I have one. Okay. - I have, I don't remember. I think I have one. - Anyone eat crackle. - What the fuck is crackle? - You eat crackle? - Do you want one? - Do you want one? - Do you want one? - Yeah. - I don't think I've ever had crackle. - What the hell was crackle? - I was so sorry. - I was a horse girl throw. - Oh did the horse girl throw? - I was an old horse girl throw. - And you're gonna call me horse girl throw. - You better say it right. - Horse girl. - Oh. - You know what? I bet you changed our mic packs like four times the batteries during the hidden chocolate mic. - I think you set up both your mics from the start. - You didn't talk the mic challenge. (laughs) - See, one of us has, one of us you can't hear the audio, 'cause it's chocolate mic. (laughs) - Wait. - I want to do hidden chocolate challenge again. - Me too. - Okay. - You got a heath bar? - I got a heath bar. - You know what? Candy, I love that people don't give enough respect to his 100 grand. - Mmm. - I don't know, is it a peanuts? - No, no, is that. (laughs) It's like caramel and, and something. - I say take five. I know it's a newer candy bar. - I love take five. - They're so good. - It's it's like kind of old. - Take five is so good. - It's pretty recent. When was take five? - That breaks. - Look at when was take five. - My God. - I feel like it. Am I crazy? I feel like it's in the past 20 years. - Honey, you are not crazy. - Outage from the church. - Never have I ever enjoyed a Snickers. - What? - I've never-- - I've definitely enjoyed a Snickers. - Wait, the king size one. - Have you enjoyed a Snickers ice cream bar? - Oh, hell yeah! - Yeah. - My brother had Snickers ice cream bars. - You're what? - My grandma. - Oh. - Baba's Portuguese for grandma. - We only call her Baba. - Baba? - Baba, baba. - Wait, so go go go go back to-- - So, Snickers ice cream bar. Have you ever had-- - Yes. - Twix, the Twix ones are good too. - Oh, I haven't had them. Angel, it's gonna blow up your world. - Yeah. - It's gonna blow up your world.
- Blow up my world. - Sorry. - That's a good one. - Okay. - I'm trying to look when Take Five came. (laughing) - What is it? - Take Five Origin, like more of my sister's a tie. (laughing) - Year. - Yeah. - Guys, I love this. This is so much fun. - I know, once I said we did lunch again. - Remember that time we went to lunch? - Oh yeah, that was fun. - Oh, I remember. - Angela hit in the bush and it's called it a prank. - God, you guys. - And then told the story, I think here. - Yeah, we brought a long time. - I'm Ross. - But, more olive cardin'. - Woo! - Do you have a year? - No. - I don't think anyone really cares about what you. - I got it. Do you have a guess for when the Take Five Candy Bar came out? - 2002. - Angela, do you have a guess? - 1996. - What? - I don't know, I made a guess. - 2004. - Oh, okay. - Wait, we have to play a game that I'm obsessed with. - What? - Ready? I'm gonna give you a year. You have to guess who was the sexiest man alive that year. - Whoa! - Okay, okay, okay. - I feel he was this year. - Ready? I played this last night, it's so much fun. - I love it. - Okay, the year is 2012. - Ryan Gosling. - Good guess, not the one. - Ryan Reynolds. - Keep going. - But those are good guesses, I think they've been-- - Are they good guesses? Is that like around? - 2012. - 2012. - Let's go with, um, Bradley Cooper. - How old was I in 2012? I don't remember. - It was Channing Tatum. - Fuck. - That sounds late for him. - Wait, is that one step up, came out? - No, way before that. - 2020. - I got it this game. - Oh, oh, this one's good. - Michael B. Jordan. - How'd you know that? - I just guessed. Because Black Panther came out. Whoa, Black Panther. - Black Panther. - What is happening? - That was awesome. - Thanks. - Okay, do some more. I'm not gonna do well. - 2019. - The year before Michael B. Jordan. - So. - This one is surprising to me. - 'Cause it's late or-- - This is a singer. - Adam Levine. - Fuck. - This is a singer? - He would never get that. And he has to know that. (laughing) - Sean Vindes? - And he has to know that. - Huh? - Sean Vindes? - No. - I feel like, okay, two singers? - Really hard. - Hair styles? - No. - But like kind of like a husband. - He's kind of a husband? - He is a husband. - I'm your husband. - He's a husband. - Um. Jason Albion. - Wow. - John Legend. - Oh. - Oh. - All of me. - Okay. - I don't think he's that hot. - I don't either. - Michael B. Jordan, I was like, yo, that makes sense. - Maybe on his John Legend's little cringe to me. He seems like a little too like, but at the time-- - He seems nice. - At that time, if you guys-- - He was like a big deal. - Yeah, no, he was a big deal. - Him and his-- - He was on talent too. - He was on talent too. - Him and his piano. - Hi. - Him and his piano could get it. You know what I'm saying? - 2010. Okay. - You've already said him. - Ryan Gosling. - Ryan Reynolds. - Ryan Reynolds. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa, 2010. - That's a long time ago. - Do we like Ryan Reynolds now? Again? - I think-- - I always like him, but after all that stuff. - Interesting. Interthing. (laughing) - Okay. - It's okay. - It's a thing. - What's interesting? - What's happening? - What is happening? - Dude Law. - Dude Law. - Dude Law. - It doesn't in four. - The holiday. - What year are you born? - Let's look up the '60s man of eight. - That's what it is. - The year you were born, that year's '60s man of life is your ultimate daddy. - Okay. - Okay. - Okay. - '98. - '98. - 1988. - Okay. - Yeah, just 10 years earlier, babe. - Yes, sweetie. - '89. - '89. - '88. (laughing) - What just happened? - Is it Michael Bolton? - Okay, your ultimate, 1988. - Okay, thank you. Yeah, I got it. - So he's like Paul Newman. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Robert Redford. - Yours is wild. This is your ultimate daddy. - Okay. - Who is it? - Okay. - This is your ultimate. - JFK. - Okay, not a bad one. - John F Kennedy. - He's hot. - He's hot. - What? - Junior. - Oh, Junior. - Thank you, Selena. It's JFK, Junior. Can I see? - What is JFK Junior? - Yeah, can I see a picture? That's how fun it's that. - God. Never. - I felt more old in my life. - Kinda looks like that guy from love actually. - Oh, he's the guy who died on the plane with his wife blonde. - Oh, wife blonde. - Was that also an ensemble? - Can't it wait, were you born? - I don't think so. - 1999. - Fine. - No, no, that's good for you. No, no, I'm totally fine with that. - It's just like-- - Are you ready for your ultimate daddy? - No, who is my ultimate daddy? - Richard Geert. - I love him. - What is that? - What the hell? - You need to die and go to hell. Out of the church, out of my pocket bitch. - What? - You don't-- - He knows it. - A man does out of me live all the time. - Don't, don't. - First of all, he's in the closet. - Yeah. - Second of all. - No, he's not. - I can't believe you just out of me all the time. - You know who you sound like? - Who? - No, you sound like them. - You sound like them. - You were siding with them earlier. - I know. - And you sound like them. - You know, you sound like them. - They're a part of me. Wait, do you really not know who Richard Geert is? - No idea. - Oh, that's gonna rock her world. - My best friend's wedding. Pretty woman. - Oh, Chicago. - Oh, Chicago. - He's the main guy in pretty women. - Yeah. - I've seen clips from it. - Clips? - What is big mistake? Is that video-- - I don't wanna kill you. - Please do not do that. - Fine. - Well, no one's gonna look up mine, but if anyone at home is interested, 1993 was when I was born and that year, for some reason they did sexiest couple alive. And it was Richard Geert and Cindy Crawford. - Oh my God. - Oh my God, you guys are the same daddy. - You're Cindy Crawford and I'm Richard Geert. - Oh, you just learned yay. - You don't know who Richard Geert is. - Oh my God. - That's so fun. - But you've missed out on so many classics. - Okay. And you don't know who Yoda is. So grow up. - I do know who Yoda is. - Girls. - Girls. - I know who Yoda is. - You don't know who Rami is. - Who? - Isn't that fun, that fun game? Why are we doing sexiest woman alive? - Because we don't object if I women like that Angela. - Well, why don't we do sexiest man alive and smartest woman alive every year? - That's awesome. - I love that. - Who would you vote as the smartest woman alive this year? - Yeah, this year, I would say a Greta. - I knew you were gonna say Greta Gerwig. - Not Gerwig. - Oh, Greta. - Oh Greta. - Oh, Greta. - Greta, Greta, Greta. - The Thunberg. - I knew you were gonna say that. - That Milky Way looks like it's - Oh, do not eat it. - You do not want that. - Never have I ever. - I thought I'd eat it just fine. - Do you guys still in? - I'm, of course I'm in. I'm not eating that nasty nasty. - Never have I ever seen a Richard Geer movie. - That sucked. - Wait, that's so stupid. I'm not eating the worm. - It's not my turn, it's not my turn. - The worm. (laughing) - You still looking. (laughing) - Sorry. - This is an unacceptable, I can't speak. - You have to eat the worm. - No, it's not his turn. - Okay. - It's not my turn. - Okay, it's your turn. - Well, don't do the Richard Geer one. - Okay. - Never have I ever. - You're just jealous 'cause I have the green baby right now. - What are you doing with him? - Making him straddle my mic. - Great. Guys, we lost him. - Ever? - Everyone that's listening turned it off. - They did. - So it's just us. - They lost him. - That was just us. - Time code where you left. - Not quite in here. Not quite in here. Never have I ever. - You have a whole list of them in front of you and you can't even come up with one. - I've done them all. You have? - Yes. - We've done everything. You've had every job and you've done everything. - I'm from Boston. - I'm from Boston. - I worked there was. - Are you lying? Are you lying? - Love to come back on as you guys again. - I really want to do another shake of the end episode. - Well, I think you guys want another shake of the end. - Yes, please. - I actually would be so down. - I think we should do it once a year like a colonoscopy. - That's awesome. You do a colonoscopy every year? - I do. (laughs) - And so on. - And so on. - And so on. - I just want to do a colonoscopy. - She's like I do. - She's like I do. - I've never had a colonoscopy. - Neither have I. - Neither have I. - Because you don't do it every year. (laughs) - Let's do it every year like a colonoscopy. (laughs) - You know? - We got, we got Scott today. We're getting, we're getting, we're getting, we're getting quality Scott giggle. - Whoa. - Put that back on my giggle. - I'll be laying down. (laughs) - I'll show you something. - Scott, I've just never seen. - Scott, these dogs. - These dogs. - Scott, tell her she can't do it. - I mean. - Scott. - I won't do it, yeah. - I, in all seriousness, I think I'm going to get in trouble for yesterday's karaoke live stream for jiggle jam. I was kind of sort of telling the camera crew what to do the whole time. I went, lights. And I went, roaming now. - You said the lights. - Multiple times. - Well, yeah, but you said the lights one once. - And then I went, can we get mood lighting again? I just like the whole time was like calling cues. (laughs) - Cue's and cues. Jinks. - Never. - So you're just supposed to go one, two, three and then say call it at the same time. - Jinks. - One, two, three, blue. - Okay, we both lost, done with that. - Do you guys remember what Jinks Yummy Asodo was from? - People. - No, but I remember. - No, but it was from Jinks from Teen Titans. - No, but, hold on, hold on. [BLANK_AUDIO]
- Did you guys have that growing up, drink to your Minnesota? - Yeah, but I only did the one, two, three color thing. - So you didn't have drinks to your Minnesota? - I heard, I had heard of it. (laughing) - I remember brick, wow, wow, a fog. Girl, you think you know where it all is. - You don't. - And I do. - So poop with that add to it. - Poof. - It was boom with that add to piece punch. - Whoa. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, we're getting various. - We're getting various. - This is how I know there are different timelines going on. We have merged from different timelines and we're here. Okay, go ahead. Let's definitely be getting. - I was just sorry. - Boom with that add to it. - Wait, boom with that add to it. - Brick or you think. - Wall water, fog, girl, you think you know where it all you don't. - Okay. - You know it all got it all. - Okay. - Girl, you think you know where it all you don't. - I do. - So boom with that add to it. - Piece punch, captain crunch. I got something you can't touch. Bang, bang, two, two chain. Why me up, I'll do that. I think now Reese's piece is seven up. You mess with me. I'll fuck you up. - Okay, man. Brick, blow water, that one. I do. So, poof with that add to it. Elbow, elbow, fist, fist. Shut your mouth and talk to you. This Reese's pieces can't, girl, you need a tick tick. - Wait, this is crazy how different they are. You love that. - I like that one too. - What's yours? - So I never had this growing up, but my niece literally did this two weeks ago. - And she's sick. - What is hers, what is hers? You can't remember it. - It was totally different. There was no Reese's pieces at all. Do you guys have one? - It was boom with that attitude. Something, or something like I'm worthy or like I'm worth it. - I can't believe how different mine is. - There was no Reese's pieces or anything like that. But I like that. - Peace punch, girl, talk to you. - How does it start? How does it start again? - Ars was, Ars was brick wall. - Brick wall waterfall. Girl, you think you got it all, but you don't. And I do. So, boom with that attitude. Peace punch, captain crunch. Bang, bang, choo choo train. Why me up, I'll do my thing. You know, Reese's pieces, seven. Do you, this is great. - This is Reese's kick, cat girl. You need a tick, tech not one. Not two, but the whole dang six pack. - See, I like that one. - Wait, these are crazy and what are these? Guys, if you're, this is, I feel like we just like hit like a huge cultural moment. - Well, I think it's wild that my six year old niece just said it two weeks ago. - But also, what are they? - They're spells that we pass down to generations. (laughing) - They're spells. And with that, we put a spell on you. - We put a spell on you. And you guys were, we're out of time. - We're out of time, I can't believe it. If you made it to the end, we gotta sell merch that says, I made it to the end of that one. - And here's the thing. - No one ate the worm. - No one is going to eat the worm. And that's okay, because chance put his little fingers all over it and intended it was the dune worm. And so that's why we're not gonna eat it. I hope you guys enjoyed, never have ever. - My fingers aren't little big. - Wait, I think we should make that merch. - What, boom. - No, with your attitude. It's, I survived that one episode of Never Have I Ever Smashed Math with Amanda Chants and Angela. And all I got was this lousy t-shirt and knowing ate the old worm. - Done. - I like it. - I like it. - And then on the back, it says, horse girl eat the worm. - I want more! - And then under it goes porn. - Love you guys. Thanks for having us, Amanda. - Love you guys. Hey guys, thanks so much for being here. I'm really glad you guys hung out. You guys gonna sleep over or? - No, we both have shows tonight. - We have to throw this away. - No, bye, bye, love you.
Podcast Summary
Key Points:
The episode features a playful "Never Have I Ever" game among Smosh cast members, blending humor and personal anecdotes.
Participants share bizarre and candid memories, such as singing Olaf songs, clogging toilets, or eating unusual candy like sour warheads.
A recurring theme is the absurdity of childhood traditions and internet culture, like story pirate shows and TikTok-style challenges.
The group discusses deep personal experiences, including being outed by a church, and shares emotional reactions to past events.
A major highlight is the discovery of a "tiny green baby" candy, which becomes a source of humor and surprise during the game.
The conversation includes playful debates over candy preferences and nostalgic references to classic Smosh moments.
Several cast members reflect on past performances, such as the Summer Games episode where they wore ridiculous costumes.
The episode ends with a humorous twist involving a fake "colonoscopy" to be done annually, blending self-deprecating humor with a shared sense of camaraderie.
Summary:
The episode is a vibrant, comedic deep dive into the personal and absurd memories of Smosh cast members, centered around a fictional "Never Have I Ever" game. Through playful banter and candid storytelling, participants share outrageous experiences—like singing Olaf songs, clogging toilets, or being outed by a church—highlighting both vulnerability and humor. The group reminisces about iconic moments such as their Summer Games costume chaos and early story pirate performances, emphasizing the joy of creative expression in unexpected settings.
The game evolves into a mix of nostalgia and absurdity, with moments like discovering a "tiny green baby" candy sparking laughter and confusion. The episode also touches on deeper themes, including personal values and identity, as seen in discussions about religion and self-acceptance. Ultimately, the tone remains light and self-aware, blending humor with heartfelt reflection.
The show ends with a cheeky joke about doing a yearly "colonoscopy" as a tradition, reinforcing the group's shared humor and connection. The entire experience feels like a celebration of internet culture, friendship, and the silly things that make us laugh.
FAQs
It's a fun, interactive game where participants share embarrassing or unusual experiences they've never done, often leading to humorous or surprising revelations.
Amanda said she would be a sour patch kid because it changes flavors, similar to how she describes her own personality.
Amanda described her mom making a drink by placing watermelon and Jolly Ranchers in a pitcher of vodka and letting it sit for 24 hours, resulting in a sweet, unique cocktail.
Shane said he looked like a 'blob' during a Summer Games video, wearing a gene button-down dress with a bouncy ball under his body and spinox shorts, which he found very awkward and sweaty.
The hosts played a version of 'Never Have I Ever' with various personal and quirky questions, such as whether they've ever farted and blamed someone else or gone skydiving.
They revealed that they met during a Story Pirates show in Lake Tahoe before joining the same UCB team, and that Story Pirates is a nonprofit that teaches kids to write stories, which are then performed by professional comedians.
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