Speaker 1I live my life by a code. Code, fun. Because if it's not fun, I'm not doing it. Not a chance. I mean, obviously, we all have to do things that we are, we don't find fun. But I'm just saying that when I can, as much as I can, my code is has is have fun. It always has been, it always will be. And you know what one of the most fun things I ever did was work in the cannabis industry. Why? Because Christmas came 53 times a year, baby. That's right. Every week, we got a delivery. And every delivery day, that was stoner Christmas. Why? Why? Why? You ask? Well, the answer is simply this. Because all of the weed comes to you. Back in the day, I can remember having to go around and find the weed, make 52. It was like I was a telemarketer. Okay, I was telemarketing for weed, calling, calling random numbers out of the phone book. Hey, got weed? No? Okay, cool. You got weed? You're a cop? Oh, nevermind. I was just wanting to be looking for the weed, man. I was trying to get rid of my weeds in my yard. Okay, bye. Gotta go. You know what I'm saying? Like, and then you could just have the weed brought to you. Like, here you go, sir. And you are now effectively like the dude, you know, and everybody comes to you because you got the thing that they want. So how can you not get excited? How can you not get excited about the smelly, fresh, yummy dankness that is the smoke of the earth? Welcome to Thoughts Off The Stem. Thank you for joining the sesh with me, Justin Barone. Thanks, guy. I hope life is being good to you. Check out Tots420.com and subscribe. Subscribe right now. Like this video, subscribe to it because you know you want to keep coming back. And the best part, the best part about this whole every week is Christmas week is that you got gifts. And yes, sorry, public, but you lost out on some pretty good shit sometimes because what happens first? Well, when you go through each of the boxes, right? Even though we know what's coming in, okay, you still get to discover where that thing might be. And you're hunting, you're on the hunt. It's like Christmas and Easter put into one thing. Mm hmm. Because you get a box, you get boxes and boxes of stuff. But you don't know where that stuff is. Which present is yours? You don't know. It's like musical chairs with weed gifts. And because you see, if you're watching this, and you can probably hear, I haven't smoked anything yet. And I'm going to tell you why. Because it is officially stoner Christmas on Thoughts Off The Stem. That's right. I happen to receive a Christmas package from the awesome folks over at King Palm. And I thought it would be fun that we open it together. But we got a nice package that I haven't opened yet, because I want to see what it is. And I wanted to share it with you. And then on top of that, I picked up some Johnny Chronic Acapulco gold because I have a feeling there may be some things in this yummy little Christmas stoner package that we may want to sample. Supposedly, there's 15 pieces in here. So let's open that bad boy up. I got my hunting knife. Now the guy at the place when I picked up my hunting knife, he told me that this was an elk gutting knife. Now I'm not going to gut any elk because like, I couldn't even kill a bird that was pretty much dead already. Okay. And I'm not gutting an elk. But you know what it's really good for? Opening weed packages. It's overkill. And sure, there's no blood, but that smelly, yummy, oozy freshness that comes out of it is a delicious, you know what I'm saying? Oh, dude, what's in the box, man? What's in the box? But it'd be more joyful, right? It'd be more, what's in the box? What's in the box, guy? Okay, we got, oh, we got some fun stuff here. We've got, what is this? What is this? Look at this. Look at that. I don't know if you could see it, but do doom. Want to take it out? You want to see what it looks like? Now we have a sesh tray. We have the sesh Asherma tray. Oh, look at that. That's pretty. Bam. Yeah, that's pretty slick, dude. Oh, what else do we have here? Oh, sweet. Bro. King palm funnel. What's a mini funnel? Do you know what a mini funnel is? I, I, okay. Is it like a picker for getting stuff out? I can't open it. I'll open it on the next sesh. You'll have to tune back in for that one. We got the king palm Mars grinder. You check that bad boy out. Oh, and a king palm rolling tray. You know what? Let's try out the king palm rolling tray. Oh, there's another bag of goodies in here. Hold on a second. We'll use the king palm rolling tray to, Oh, that's the good stuff. Roll up some Acapulco gold using the king palm Mars grinder. And this bag, Oh, this magical deliciousness is a package full of flavored wraps, buddy. Cherry charm, banana cream, cherry charm. Let's try cherry charm. Yeah. So there's a bunch of rolling papers and stuff in there and I'll show them. You know what? For the next few episodes, we'll try a new rolling paper. Every sesh baby. All right. So we've got cherry charm, king palm wraps. We'll fill it with some Acapulco gold from Johnny chronic and we'll roll it up or fill it up. I guess break it up and fill it up. Oh my God. Why can't I open this package? There we go. Okay. Come on out. We go. There's two wraps in each pack. Yep. With a little filler, a little poker stick as well. Get out. Do it. Come on. You silly little blunt wraps. Come out of here. Ah, there we go. Okay. I don't know what happened there, but it got stuck. Now here's the good thing about the king palm wraps. If you're a blunt smoker. Okay. Okay. If you're a blunt smoker, then the blunt wraps that you, you get now are kind of garbage, right? Like they don't stick together. You lick them. It doesn't matter what you do. Now you get a good look at the grinder. Oh, and it comes with a brush. It's a three-stage grinder. Nice. Oh, look at that. Dude. That's cool as fuck. King palm. There you go. Check that out. Right. The plain all natural wrap company. Dude. Magnetic lids. Screw off top. Screw off a bottom for your delicious leftovers, which we call Keith. The potent part. Dude, let's try this out. Ooh, that's smooth. It feels like a little capsule. It's great. This thing's pretty awesome, dude. And then the rolling tray. Okay. Let's break up some Acapulco gold. We'll have some Acapulco gold and then we'll see what that tastes like. But yeah, see, this is why when working in the cannabis industry. Okay. It was so much fun. Granted, you couldn't really smoke it at work, even though some people did. I'm not naming names or saying things. Oh, this stuff smells delicious. Acapulco gold. Johnny chronic Patel. It's a 25.1% THC and less than 0.05% CBD. What is in here for Terps? Your Terp profile is 3.72%. Myosin, beta-cariophylline, limonene, alpha-humaline, and beta-pinene. Dude, I feel like I'm throwing back to an older episode. We haven't done this in a while, but we're going to need a little, there we go. That should do. Let's find out. These wraps are relatively large, but yeah, I like these because of, uh, the, uh, the all natural goodness. I like them because they stay together. They don't generally have too many problems and I really appreciate that they sent them out. Thank you very much. And of course we'll have to use the ashtray. Oop, almost forgot a nug. Gotta fill the thing. All right. Our nugs are full doing the, doing the nug dance in the grinder. Here we are. But yeah, that was always the best part. You know what? And people, I got excited. I'm hyper. I don't have ADD or ADHD. I'm just a hyper person. If I don't get out all my energy, uh, it's, it could be bad, you know, because like I bounce off the walls and shit. And trust me, I know I don't have ADHD or ADD because I've been tested several times. Okay. Dude, that grinder, this grinder is smooth. All right. So let's fill this wrap and then let's, let's have a smoke sash, folks. ♪ Filling up the wrap is gonna take ♪ forever. Because my hands are fat, and I can't really maneuver them. My dexterity was lost when I grew to 265 pounds. All of a sudden, I was working with sausages, aka wannabe fingers. So I'm packing this up. If you're not watching this, I don't know if you can hear it or not. But also, you're welcome for the song, everyone. I hope you enjoyed it. I'm in a weird mood. Last episode, I was all fired up because of all the stupidity around me. And this episode, I just wanted to, you know, make it a little bit lighter, lighthearted, and maybe show you a few things. Because I'm quite surprised and very happy that King Palm was great. Gracious enough to send me this little care package. Thank you very much. Um, wow. All right. See, I don't do this very often. And my hands don't... For a guy that screws screws into plastic pieces and like really tiny things and clips and all this shit, I can't really... My like opening hand... I think I have arthritis. Or maybe I'm getting like some kind of brain disease, and I'm just going a little bit bonkers. Because all of a sudden, I should be able now to control my hands better than I ever have. But the problem is, I can't. It's like worse. It's gotten way worse. Now, we just packed all that bud, nicely fresh, stinky, yummy goodness in there. And it's not even half full, dude. This thing is huge. This episode might be a little bit longer because I'm not going to get to smoking this for another two minutes. You know, they've made it so much easier to roll joints and stuff. But it's still funny. I'm faster at rolling a joint. Because packing this thing, it's like trying to put a pin... No. It's like trying to put like a wooden peg into like a tiny little pinhole. Like, I don't know how people that sew... My daughter's sewing recently. I don't know how people that sew are able to thread the needle. Like, my fingers don't work that way. How do your fingers work that way? My dexterity sucks. And I can't get... Like, I do stuff with my hands all day. And then there's certain parts of the day where my hands just go... I don't know. It's like they've been drinking. I've been soaking them in alcohol and they're just hammered. Now, granted that one day that I ended up going to work and, you know, accidentally on the hoo-hoo and, you know, that day, my hands worked just fine. Maybe there's a correlation between like... Cannabis and calmness. Really? I know I'm not saying anything new to you. I'm just saying in general that I can't believe we're still fighting over whether cannabis is good, bad, or ugly. All right. We filled our king palm. What was it again? What type? What kind? What was the flavor? What was the flavor? Cherry charm. So I wonder if it's going to actually taste like cherries because that'd be nice. I hope you're ready for a sesh. This is a true sesh, man. It does taste like cherries, bro. It tastes very cherry. This is kind of exactly how a sesh goes, right? You decide to gather your buddies and somebody's got some new cool thing like strain to try or some kind of rap or they just want somebody to hang out with. And you start looking over the things, talking about the stuff, saying dumb things while you roll because you can't concentrate on two things at once. I mean, that's the thing that I actually like about some of these pre-rolls. Like I have some Nugs ones as well that I bought a while ago. Having the cones ready to go or like an open blunt wrap ready to just pack is so much nicer than actually trying to roll a blunt. You ever tried to roll a blunt? A real one like where you have to go, you have to buy the cigar. You have to cut it open. You have to take out all the cigar tobacco and then you have to lick it back up. You ever lick the inside of a cigar after it's been, you know, penetrated and then scooped clean? It's like, it's like you're just, it's like you're aborting. You just get, you cut and you get in there and you scoop it out. So there's nothing else in the inside except for the lining. And then, and then, then you fill it back up again. Okay. With something far superior and you, and you smoke it and then you use it and it goes into, you know, it goes into rotation in life. You know what I'm saying? This way, you, the, when you do that, when you do the whole cigar, tobacco thing, you lick the, it's, it's like licking like a gravel road, dude, or licking the, the shoulder of a gravel road, dirt, more dirt, more dirt road, licking the dirt road. You may as well lick the bottom of your shoe. Okay. Just to get that thing stuck together. Oh, so bad. So I do like these, uh, I like pre-wrap blunt wraps, but there's very specific wraps that I actually would recommend, right? And these ones I think are probably the better ones out of all of them, because if you keep them in good condition, right, you maintain them, you don't just leave them sitting out and leave bags open and stuff like I've done with this, but I'll probably smoke that later. Um, they, they're way closer to the actual taste, duration of smoke, like length of time smoking, um, to like a actual blunt cigar wrap. These are really good. And they do taste a little bit like cherry. You know what it's like? It's like, it's close to, but not quite the same as, but close to smoking, uh, wine dipped colt, but no tip, you know, no wine, just cherry and yummy weed. This Acapulco is pretty good. This Acapulco gold is pretty good. Oh, I also had, uh, some CBG, some CBG oil in my coffee. Oh, dude. One day I want to do a live sesh where you can like, cause in Canada, if you do it, if you do it in the right place, you can smoke and do it. You know what I'm saying? And it would be fun to have a bunch of listeners. You guys out just puffing away while we do a little podcast, talk about shoot the shit. We can interact. Dude, that'd be fun as hell. I hope you're enjoying the sesh. I know this one's a little different, but I'm trying something different, but yeah, interact, interact. Let's interact, interact with me. Now I'm getting high. I hope you're having a good sesh. Dude, I wish I could have stayed in the cannabis industry. I would have liked to still part participate in stoner Christmas 53 times a year. I miss that. This was a very exciting situation for me. This one felt like a real sesh. I feel like I needed this sesh. These King palms, they're all natural as well. So like, you don't get that, you know, there's no cardboardy flavor. It's very like leafy and very like, I don't know. It's good. It gives you like a full smoke, like a full flavored smoke. And it doesn't overpower you. It doesn't overpower you. It doesn't overpower you. It doesn't overkill the flavor of the weed. Yeah, it's not bad. And I feel like, especially when you're smoking a blunt or something like that, you really want more of the flavor than the, it's more of the flavor, more of the weed flavor than the filter flavor. You know, I also find that anything that gets down to like below half, you kind of get this little burnt flavor to it, but the high gets a little bit higher. It kicks in a little harder. Yeah, man, I'm stoned. I hope you're stoned. I hope you enjoyed the sesh because those are my thoughts off the stem for this week. I hope you come back next week with me, Justin Barone. We'll actually have a topic next week. It won't just be a sesh. Okay. Promise. But some good ideas coming up. But yeah, don't forget to check out tots420.com. Check out King Palm. If you're watching this, go to tots420.com, go to the main page. Okay. And then when you're gearing up for your sesh, go to King Palm and use my link to help me out. No shame, baby. But yeah, thank you to King Palm for enhancing the sesh. I appreciate it. I appreciate you guys listening. Until next time. Keep your lids low, baby.
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