#1013: It's All Spells With Owen Benjamin

Dude, they don't seem at all interested in any of Candace Owens's revelations. It's like, one thing if you think someone's crazy, but it's like, if someone killed your wife or husband or whatever, like, wouldn't you be like, so they didn't look into any foreign ties, like, why didn't we do that? It's in full hat. Oh, it's too fucking you guys even talking about. Global controls will have to be imposed. And a world governing body will be created to enforce them. It's in full hat. We go deep home, boys. Get it? Open your mind. Drink from the pocket of knowledge. There's lizard people everywhere. That's some agehood to manage your knowledge again. Wake up, Aaron. This is only the beginning. Dude, you just put my mind. Are you ready to get your mind lost? Yeah. Revolution will be podcasted. All right, welcome to the Wise Wolf Golden Silver Studios time. Sam, I'll just go to Sam Tripoli, Doc Goldies, promo code TimFoyle, and you too can get in on the Perseverals game for his little $50,000 a month. Good to be back. Took a little break, needed to take off. Now we're back, supercharged, and just kicking in the door, blazing the four or four with our next guest. Very excited to have him on. He's on a historic run. Been getting on all the big podcasts. Good to see that happen. You know him to love him. The know him is to love him. Oh, I'm Benjamin. How are you, buddy? Dude, I'm great, man. You have a very strong mustache. It makes me feel very comfortable. Well, you're safe, dude. I got the perimeter locked out. It really does make you feel that way. When a guy's got a well-manicured strong stash, you're just like, things are going to be okay. Yeah, it's a fun. The reaction has been pretty sweet. I didn't, my dad had a mustache so I decided to try it. I got the tombstone look where I keep a little stubble down here. Strong. Yeah, that's how I'm going. A little lawn order in the west. That's what we're doing. Oh, and for those who live under a rock and don't know you, can you tell us a little bit about yourself where listeners can find you? Dude, at this point, I don't even know how to describe what I do for it. I don't even know. I sound like I'm in the mob. I'm like, yeah, I do it after. It would have to get done each day. Like, I have a farm stand. I wrote a book. I'm a classical piano player. I do comedy. I farm. I'm into anti-Semitic gardening. Like, I don't even know what I am. I can't wait to fight all of it. I say anti-Semitic gardening. What is that? No, but that was like one of the first things we, one of the sketches we did like eight years ago. It was anti-Semitic gardening with Owen Benjamin. It would just be me gardening and I'd just start freaking out about the Federal Reserve. And then I'd just go back to gardening and I'd just start freaking out about war. And it was just like really happy music. It was just like, I was pretty funny. So, you and I are on the deeper ends into conspiracy. You may even go a little deeper than I do. And I don't know how often you run into normies. Is it crazy that people still use the term conspiracy theorist as almost like a slur? Well, yeah. That's the funniest thing about the conspiracy theorist is it's only a slur if you take it that way. Yeah, I agree, dude. It really, like, it is an accurate thing. I theorize about conspiracies. You believe people conspire. Yes, like the government has laws to put people who conspire in jail. And when you're figuring out who's conspiring, they start as theories. It is weird that people don't believe that shit. It's like, I just did a podcast over the weekend at the joke world festival in Florida. And it was a lot of fun. And these guys just brought me on to talk conspiracies. And like basic shit that we've been talking about for years, they were just laughing and blown away and thinking I'm crazy. And it was a fun interview. I'm not saying it was a bad interview at all, but it was a lot of fun. But it is crazy that, you know, like one guy was like straight up, like, love the mainstream media. And it's like, and my girlfriend, she thinks because you watch his news max, like she's broken out of the matrix. And I'm like, you know, listen to Cuomo. I'm like, the guy just straight up lied to you for years. And now because he's on a different channel, you think he's, he's legit now. And it's just like, how often do they have to lie to you to, to, for you to start going? Maybe these guys don't know what they're talking about. Have you seen the movie that's sheep detective? No, but I saw the ads for it. Bro, it's no joke. It's like more of a truth or movie than they live. It's like a kids movie, too. It's it accurately describes the quote unquote sheeple so well because it doesn't demean them. But it kind of shows what it is that they get scared. And then they choose to forget. And they keep doing that until like their, their, their shepherd is murdered and they realize they love him enough to not forget. It's like a profound movie, dude. And it's like, that's how I view a lot of people now. It's just like they, they just, they get scared and they just choose to forget. Like, because a lot of times for me, I'm like, remember this just happened two years ago. Like we remember and they're like, no, they're like, we don't remember. I'm like, no, we just went through this. This is like a broken record. Yeah, they running the same gameplay over and over again. You know, you bring up like a kids movie. You know, I love spending time, get my kid off their pad. I watch movies with them and we were watching Captain Underpants. And I'm watching this movie and I'm just like, oh my god, it's literally MK Ultra. They're literally teaching kids MK Ultra. And it's the story of these two students who get in a ton of trouble and they get out of it. They hypnotize their principal. And they just turn them into like a just a complete insane person who runs around town in his underwear acting like he's a superhero. And it's the, the ring they use is the pedophile symbol to put this guy under a trance and he just thinks he's a superhero, which is like the story of everyone who's ever been MK Ultra. You either think you're like a super born identity agent, which you might have fighting skills or you're some kind of MK Ultra sex kid. And you just get manipulated into doing things you wouldn't normally do. And it's like right there in front of you, like I've been working on this bit for a while. It's it's kind of as you get older, not every reference to younger generations going to get. But I've been talking about Mary Poppins and how like it was sold us as this magical nanny. And it's straight up like witchcraft and like she, she's a fallen angel. She comes, falls out of sky, uses like, doesn't even teach kids how to clean the room. He, she just summons demons to do the cleaning of the room. And then takes the kids to the park to do fucking drugs with homeless people in which they think they're flying on a flying like carousel. And then there's literally like, oh, eyes wide shut seen at the bank where they sacrifice the banker. And then, and then the guy does a humiliation ritual at the end where he's singing and dancing in the middle of the street. It's like straight up demonic and we just look at it. Like, as is this loving childhood movie that we all love this kids. It's kind of crazy. Yeah, I mean, a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, man. Yeah, cocaine. They like telling them to take, take blow, dude. It's like crazy to me. Well, that's why I wrote that the book that came out recently. The How to Slee a Wizard. I break down how to look at spells and how that all works. Because I think a lot of people could benefit from just understanding how a spell works and how many of there are like what you just described is a total spell. And yeah, putting those memories in your head. And also making you think that that's the nonsense, right? Like a monster's ink is a similar kids movie where it's about, you know, all these, all these archetypes, all these monsters like Chronoam. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they scare kids and then suck the essence of the fear out of them. And then, you know, the Federal Reserve is running out of fuel. And they need more fear and more fear and more fear. And then one of the monsters, you know, falls in love with a child. You know, it's crazy. And then kidnaps the child from the family. And I mean, if you go back and watch Hook, you know, I mean, I think Captain Hook was the good guy. Yeah, there's a real argument. He's the good guy and Peter Pan's the bad guy. Peter Pan is literally makes Jeffrey Epstein look like Marcus Herrilyus. It's like, you got Tinkerbell is Gisellein Maxwell. The children never grow old because they die like they feed them to elegance. Or they come back as literal asses. That's the whole thing. In the middle of the bar he goes, we take him to this island and they come back as asses. Is that Pinocchio or is that Hook? Yeah, that's Pinocchio, you're right. Pinocchio is about a group of people who, when they lie, their noses get bigger, you know. And so it's pretty funny, man. I want to say something to you, when you are the only one of the group of guys who kind of took a big hit on what was labeled as anti-semitism for a long time. You took a big hit on that. You kind of got excommunicated from a lot of shit. But you're the only one I've seen that has not aligned himself with TPUSA now with this Charlie Kirk shit. All these other guys that were like like made their bones on cop with the Kabbalah and Zionism and all this shit back when it was like, what we call dangerous, dangerous. They're safe dangerous, like talking about like Fauci and COVID, when that was acceptable, that became safe dangerous, right? - I think there's something going on with this John F. Kennedy assassination. - Yeah, all right. So, but like, you're literally the only one of that entire crew that hasn't aligned themselves with the entire group of guys who were just banned from the internet that has not aligned themselves with TPUSA and the majority of these Zionist people. What are your thoughts on all that? - Yeah, shout out to Coach Collin. - Yeah, he's that out too. He's great. He pointed out that I was like, one of the guys not trying to get back in because I didn't do the anti-Semitism thing to get popular clicks. Like, I had a successful career. For me, it was about, it's not autism, but it's like, I got these principles. And I'm like, if I'm gonna make fun of Christians, I have to make fun of Jews and Muslims. I can't take sides to the point where I'll, same with some certain words. I'm like, if I ban any words, it's like banning a color as a painter. Like, I can't do that. And so, I didn't do it to get attention or to like, because I hate Jewish people. You know, I was like, I was pointing out a pack and like the sack or family and all that. Like, just the obvious things. And I was going at the liability shield. I was going at like this thing that means you can't ever criticize bad behavior because of victim consciousness. So, when the smoke cleared, I'm not chasing that world. Like, I genuinely was like really upset about the opioid deaths and trans kids. Like, I was, you know, I had a chip on my shoulder for a bit. I got a little bit, you know, understandably paranoid. But like, I always had good intentions. And so, you know, a lot of my life is just like my family, farming, teaching piano. So, it's like, I just try to do what's right and what's funny, you know, and so, as the smoke cleared, I'm like, yeah, Candace Owens is crushing. Like, I became like a fan of Candace Owens. I used to think she was like the biggest shill. I used to make fun of her all the time. And I'm like, oh, turns out she's great. Like, I don't care. Like, I don't hold grudges or anything. I'm like, dude, I used to make fun of her so hard because I thought she was präger-use and Ben Shapiro's little mascot. And she may have been at one point. But innocently though, I think it was innocent. Kind of like how I used to write for Stephen Crowder. And I used to like, you know, there's like an innocent way, which I think she was versus like the cynical, you know, like, wait, we're seeing now with these people going all, Zile, war, you know, Trump's crushing. You know, that's just like crazy. - It's very weird to me, you know. It's very weird because, you know, there's this whole notion that in order to pass anti-semitism laws, we need anti-semitism. And that's why, like, when I bring up how all these other guys have just flipped, it's like, well, did you just fulfill a role at that point, were you fulfilling a role of ramping up the anti-semitism? And now that it's kind of everyone's like kind of going, "Do what the fuck is this bullshit?" - You know, now you're kind of flipping to the other side. It's very weird, like people you would never guess that would be aligning with Eric Kirk and all those fucking obvious, like paid influencers of TPUSA are just totally deep-throating this transfer-y shit. And it's like, listen, it's possible, but it's like if you study any of this high impact events, particularly assassinations, there's always a hidden hand. And it's just crazy to me that just saying that this seems like what we've seen before, people are just losing their fucking minds. And it's just like, I don't understand it. It's very weird. - Yeah, it might be a money thing. It's also like what Coach Collins was saying that the exile they yearn to get back into Greece. You know, like, Socrates called it the prison of nostalgia, where they're like, I wanna be the special boy again, I want people to like me, you know? And I just don't have that. I mean, I want people to like me, but it's like, I think they're just like, if I see, 'cause it does suck, like you face backlash before, it's like it sucks being like ridiculed and called evil and media and stuff. And you're just like, Uncle, you know, like what can I say to make it stop? Do I say Eric or Kirk is grieving differently by bragging about merch sales? Like, well that, and the devil hates his servants. They never let you bet, like they never really let you back in, 'cause they know you know. So it's like, there's no fake in it. Like once you're on your knees, you're not ever coming off those knees. And it's like, and why? It's like there's no point. It's not even the world. It's not as scary as I once thought. It's like, I mean, it's horrifying. Don't get me wrong, but it's always the internal struggle of like lying to myself or my own cowardice or something. It's not external. And it is that, you know, they have been talking about this everything forever. Like the rapture is every two weeks and something like that. And it never does happen 'cause it's incremental, tiny steps. I mean, we do, I do think a digital prison is coming and what does that mean? Like, and you know, you always hear like America's gonna fall the empire, but was that actually mean when someone says the empire's gonna fall? 'Cause the country and the community and the people and the empire are two different things. Like Rome fell at least still there. Russia fell, Russia's still there. China fell, China's still there. What does that mean? What does it mean when the empire? 'Cause I think there's this like belief system that a total annihilation's gonna happen. Which, I mean, it could happen. - No chance. - It doesn't, I don't see that in history where, I mean, unless it's like a major like event where asteroids or meteor, a giant asteroid hits the planet. We have a younger driest again, you know, that, that doesn't see outside of that. I don't, I don't see where, what's on the other side? - I think it's about identity. - Yeah, it's like people's identity is apocalyptic, you know, where it's like patriot, American, like empire, like all these things. My buddy has a joke about a lot of Italians during World War II. It's like before Mussolini, he was like, my impression of Italian before Mussolini. Ciao. My impression of Italian after Mussolini. Ciao. It's like, yeah, but if your identity is Mussolini, your world has ended, you know, it's like, people, I wanted to do a sketch where it's Game of Thrones, but it's just dudes growing potatoes and just kind of hearing stuff about a crazy bitch, you know? Because it's true, it's like, 'cause I'm not really, I'm not identified with politics. I'm not identified with, you know, that's why I always make fun of racing all this stuff. I always make fun of like identity, like these false identities that people put out. And if you don't really have a lot of those or if you just kind of make fun of yours, like, you know, if I had pride in farmer or homesteader, like, and if someone made fun of that, that would actually be like a service to me, 'cause if my ego wouldn't build up, where I think I'm someone I'm not, you know? Yeah, I agree with that. You know, you brought this a little earlier, but it's like these protected classes. It's like, after World War II, obviously Jewish people. And then in the 80s, a protective bubble was put over gays, blacks, women, that if you made any kind of criticism from the outside, you were labeled a hey-monger. And I've said this before, but it's really dangerous for those groups because they become the most extreme version of themselves without outside Chris. It's like my friend Scott Ross said this a long time ago about why men in prison are the most extreme version of themselves. There's violence and rape and all that stuff. It's because there's no women in there doing any kind of reinforcing and punishing behavior. And that's what kind of happened. So we get into this BLM shit, Zionism, fourth wave feminism, queer theory, because you can't criticize. No one can check you at all. I'm going, hey dude, you're entering Kuku land. And something that you just said is, and this is kind of where I am and been there for a while, is that no one's above criticism or comedy. And don't put a gun to my head for 20 years about diversity and DEI and all that shit. And then get mad that I point out funny things I see in diversity. It's not all just sunshine and blue skies. There's like they do a retarded shit. And I'm not going to take your gas lighting. And I think it's better for them. I think when people start talking about black fatigue, that starts to put pressure on the black community to stop acting like crazy people all the time. And you can get mad at that statement. And maybe that's Twitter just feeding us the worst of this, but they are happening. Like back in the day, there was a comedy union on Pico. I've done that. I've done the comedy union. And mixed nuts, used to be mixed nuts. And that mixed nuts, the owner said, I move it. I move, he moved deeper into the valley. And I mean deeper into the hood. And I literally have black coms going, I'm not going out there, I'll get fucking shot. And it's, why is that? Why is that? - That's hilarious. - Right, I have a friend of mine whose girlfriend told him the biggest problem in America is white supremacy. And I'm like, well, then why does everybody want to live in a white neighborhood? - Well yeah, the lies people tell themselves are the most dangerous, you know what? I like the AA thing of, you're only sick as your secrets, but I think you're only sick as your lies, you know, and so when you lie to yourself, like what you just described, I think not given someone comedy, like being able to make fun of their identity is actually extremely cruel. You know, that's, I make fun of dudes in wheelchairs, veterans, all of it, you know, like veterans' day, I'm always like, have any of you guys been given enough? You know, I just make fun of them. I'm just like, you guys got to get free drug, shoot anyone you want. If you really laid it on the line, it would be Memorial Day, you know? But you had to come home like a coward. Or like, no, I know, but they're like, thank you dude, 'cause it's like, the pedestal, you know, the, like I have so many vet friends. Me and my brother used to do, he would do this thing we called tree hab, where in Serenac Lake, my brother's a tree worker, and they go to rehab for like opioids, or something, coming home from extreme combat, and it wouldn't work, but if they did like a lot of work, like a lot of like mission focused, high stakes, like exhausting work, they could get off heroin, you know? And we were always joking about that stuff. He's like, bro, I've killed so many people, some of them, like they can't let that out if everyone's just like, thank you for your service, you know? If I'm gonna make fun of you in myself, and everybody like, why wouldn't I let in a handicap guy? It's like, you really need the space at home depot. You're in a little throne, just gliding around. Well, a mother with a bunch of kids has to walk from the back, 'cause you got shot in a back by and crack and Baltimore. Now, you know, and they're just crying laughing, 'cause they're, or if I'm like, at least help out, like put a lawnmower blade under the wheelchair, you know? I'm like, you could still be part of society. And it's, yeah. - I do think it's, you know, when I remember one time at the comedy store, I'd walked in and the energy in the OR was really weird, and I'd walk to the booth and go, what's going on? It's weird in here, they're like, there's a blind guy heckling everybody. (laughs) - And I know, I used to follow that shit. - Yeah, I used to, and I would just walk, I was watching and Brett Ernst walked up and Sky starts telling him he sucks and Brett starts laying into him and something else. He's blind and Brett's like, I'm sorry, man, I'm sorry. I go, dude, this guy heckles me. I'm gonna murder this one. - Yes. - So I walk up, I start, and I just start killing him. Then his wife starts jumping. I start killing her. Don't have to crowd hate me. Half the crowd is loving it. And I guess I'll stage and guess what? The blind guy wants to take a picture with me. - Of course, it was the best day of his life. Dude, I was a heckler Renaissance festival. That was my job, dude. It's like, in high school, I have like head and arms out of a stock in thousands of tomatoes a day, where I just have to go person to person to person. Your mom wants to have sex with me, your fat, blah, blah, blah. And dude, it was like an exorcism. And I was always trying to beat the joust. You know, I wanted more people than the joust. And sometimes it would get really wild. And dude, they want that. They don't want to be hated. They don't want you to pick them out and embarrass them. But if their boundaries are really good for people, you know, it's like you just someone's heckling. Just, you know, if you don't push back. - Yeah, yeah. - People who have it too good, they get really upset. They get really upset because they don't have anything in their life to, that gives them purpose. So they, they have to find it. And it's like, it's really crazy that like people like Malcolm X and people like the, the unibomor said, hey man, the white progressive is the most dangerous person in the world because of the light your face. And it's the old saying like, you know, it's like, Republicans are openly racist, secretly gay and progressives are openly gay. - Dude, it's so true, that's so true. - And that's why they really feel bad for these people. They don't, they don't, they don't. Dude, if you really, like, you've been doing comedy yet, you make fun of your kids, you make fun of your wife, your girlfriend, you make fun of your mother, your father, you make fun of people you love. I mean, if I make fun of all these people, why can't I make fun of all these other people? If the people I hold dear to my heart, the people I step in front of a bus to save, why can't I make fun of these other people? - And that's the thing as you can. There just might, you just might not be allowed on PayPal for a few years. (laughs) - Yeah. But don't you feel like it, that's kind of over though. It's weird, like the gates are down. - Well cause them a lot. - They lost a lot of business. And when they did that, they allowed competitors to thrive. - And culture change too. Like it just, I just don't feel it anymore. Like even people that used to be like real freaked out about me are like, hey how you doing man? Like they're just, I think they can feel that I don't have any resentment or anything. And they're just like, it just feels like a weight's been lifted. - Well you know, it's like, everybody's come around to you. 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He would joy Diaz, went insane, ran away, and he was never really a comedian. 'Cause if not, people have to admit like, you know, I just don't wanna do the Caitlin Jenner or the Jew joke because I like money. And that's why I almost like those guys even better. Like when I was watching the Candace Owens, Patrick Bat David, the Candace Owens, Andrew Wilson debate, Patrick Bat David is so clearly self-interested that like, I almost think he's fine. He's just like, listen, this is a very good product. I'm really looking to make some money. And I'm like, dude, go for it. You know what I mean? I'm like, it's like the progressive thing we're just talking about, just be you, man. Don't pretend that you're something you're not. You know, it's like-- You know, as those guys call, they're listeners of the market. They don't call people who listen to you. Yeah, dude, they call it well. The market is responded and said that a-- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, openly, they called that, Patrick Bat David called the debate before it started a product. He's such a good guy. He's like, we have a wonderful product for you, you know? And I'm like, okay, that's the Persian guy selling the rug and I'm into it. You know, it's the people, 'cause like, when my manager dropped me for crushing too hard, he was fine. And my agent pretended I was evil and I knew he knew I wasn't. And that, I was like, dude, this is sick. Like, I didn't even say this 'cause they don't care. You know, there's a narcissistic bubble. But my manager, I still can talk to him, 'cause he's just like, dude, I don't know what to do. I get all these calls. I'm like, I get it. You know, just don't pretend that something is what it isn't. Like, you know, I mean, how much of that-- Like, I understand what they're saying, but at the same time, like, how much of these calls actually mean anything? How much of these calls are like, oh, I'm gonna fucking not, 'cause I'm not gonna do business with you. Like, I have a good friend of mine right now that is getting murdered for calling a white guy the M word. And he called a white guy the M word and these people are calling up comedy clubs and cancelling him. - Oh, yeah, yeah. - But my question is to the comedy club, how many of those people actually come to your club? - Yeah, no, they're just there in for a year. I think a lot of it is just debt. When you're in a, like, an unpayable amount of debt, I think that that world is so scary where it's like, if they miss one week, if there's one scandal, it's like, they lose everything immediately. And their mind, 'cause that's everything to them. To me, everything is, like, for me, my reputation, my word, my honor is more important than money, but that's just 'cause I watch what money can do to people. Growing up, I just saw how it can really shred someone. So I just, I have compassion for them. 'Cause it's just dumb. - I don't understand that. I do understand that as a comic is passing through market, they're passing through, and the club is still there. But the question becomes like, are you really, - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Pintell. Well, no, I mean, if it was a real free market, no, they'd be like the best comedy club, like anyone that didn't cock or any business that stayed open with COVID. But it's kinda like the comics that are trying to get Netflix specials. They're not trying to get the laughs from the crowd. They're trying to get the laughs from the executive and the bad. - That's exactly it, dude. I mean, that is what happened now. You know, and I'm still in LA, regrettably. I'm figuring out way out as we speak, but you know, it's like this town no longer pushes culture. Like there was a time where it was super interesting. It was, there was, dude, we had a great time. It didn't used to be like this. - Yep. - Dude Tim Dylan nailed it when he was like, he was like, a man, no world has saw that we can't kill anybody anymore. And then he goes, we gotta get real entertaining again. (laughs) Which I totally agree. - No, dude, he nailed it. He's like, we gotta be like fun with like good music again. And like, yeah, we gotta like make fun culture and be like cool dudes to hang with. Because Iran was such a debacle. Like there's no nukes. I hate to break it to everybody, but like there's no nukes. You don't think Trump and Netanyahu would have dropped it. They're like, we're gonna burn them for, like it's gonna be like World War II. - Never, dude. - Dude, it's one of the biggest siaps of, and it's so obvious that it's like, but some people can't, they're like, but so many people have to be in on them. Like that is not true. Like you could guard a box for 30 years. Like there's no, you've never seen a nuclear bomb explode. Hiroshima, Nagasaki have no fallout. They weren't even in the top 10 most destroyed cities. You know, in Nevada, like your buddies in Vegas right now, it's like they were watching mushroom clouds. Like there's no radiation. And people are like, well, what does that mean matter? I'm like, that's the only thing that makes it a nuclear bomb or else it's just a bomb. - Yeah, I always say big bombs go bloom. I'm like, why did they move right back in? Johnny brings up picture. They have like blue wolves now in Chernobyl, but that's about it. - Did Chernobyl actually like extinct animals came back? It's like a nature preserve. - Yeah, it's like crazy to me. So I'll walk you into, 'cause you know, I don't want you to come. - 'Cause that's from a swiga, you know a swiga. We had three new plants. Do we used to swim in the water 'cause it was warmer? It's like, it's just heat. It's so true, dude. That guy, that guy that built all the plants, said he would use to swim in the water. He ate uranium. - Yeah, yeah. No, dude, I was raised with this stuff. A bunch of my buddies worked at Newt plants, and they're like retarded. And they're just like, yeah, dude, it's just boils and shit. They're just like, it's not anything. Like my town had those Homer Simpson nukes. Like three of 'em, just huge white clouds coming up all day long. There's not even a higher cancer rate in everyone's drunk all the time. It's like, it's just not a real thing. - But it's a great way to scare people. - Yeah, yeah. - And a great way to keep people in line. Like, you know, it's like, oh my God, nuclear bombs. We got to stop by Ram. But hey, North Korea somehow can figure it out. Like how does North Korea figure out a fucking nuclear bomb? - Who does it? - Ram can. Dude, it does it. I used to be in a podcast at Caltech with nuclear physicists. And dude, it's just not a real thing. They're like, it's best to just act like it's real. It's like game theory. Nuclear energy super real. And it's great. But like the bomb, it was called Fat Man and Little Boy. And it was dropped by the ANOLA gay, which is alone backwards on NOLA. And it's alone in gay. And they're like little bombs. And it's the Fat Man and the Little Boy. It's just like a pedo joke. - What do you think? So what's to stop Iran from just saying we have one? Like, if that's what North Korea is doing, actually. What's to stop Iran from? Why won't they just say they have it? - Well, see, this is how it works psychologically. 'Cause in our mind, we think Iran talks, right? 'Cause people would always say this about the moon landing. Why wouldn't Russia tell us bubble-bots? Like, who, what interest? Like, think about how hard it is. - All garkeys help all the garkeys. - Exactly. Yeah, me and my, if I have a farm and my neighbor has a farm, we're, even if we're competing, we're not with the cows. They're like, at no point are they like, we're just gonna spill the beans on one of our like, you know, mind fuck weapons, like, to the cows. No, well, you know, you could fight about grain and fight about pasture and all that. But like, it's not like we're gonna align with the cow. No, but what I mean is, do you think Iran thinks that they are trying to get a nuke or do they know their name? - I think that the actual nuke, I think they use kind of, like, I don't think it's all just a lie. I think it's just kind of about something else. 'Cause the petrodower is based on oil. So it's like, what would the nuke really be? I think nuclear energy is actually an economic nuke. So it's like, if somebody's developing nuclear power or anything like Kadafi, like anything that went against the dollar, that's like a weapon of mass destruction. And there's, you know, there's something to be said for that, like, if the dollar falls. - Also, but also, like, if there is gonna be a new world order, everybody wants to seat there. Like, if Russia wants to seat there, China wants to seat there, and Iran wants to seat there. And Iran is making money selling oil to China. - They're crushing. - Everybody in America that's in oils, making more fucking money. The gas you're pumping right now, that oil was fucking pulled out a year ago or two years ago, way before any of this bullshit ever happened. So it's just made up, man. It's just, the sound is aren't even real Saudis. They're fucking British. They were put in there by the monarchy. It's just total bullshit, dude. It's narratives to justify. economic shifts, because you know, it's like feminism was a way to justify, we're going to put your moms to work, you know, where it's like, yeah, we're going to put all your moms to work because the dollar's losing value, but guess what, it's because you're so strong. And then they're just like, yes, yeah, I'm a strong person to convince somebody to go against their biological drive and to be like, you know, I'm not a baby factor, you literally are. Like, I hate to tell you that. That's why you bleed once a month. Like, that's, that's what you're built to do. And for you to like, convince yourself, that isn't what will make you happy. Yeah. Having kids is work, dude. It's, it's work. You're, you're domesticating wild animals. And like, we have a prison system full of wild animals that never got domesticated and learn how to play the game of life. So that's your job. So those moments are hard, but so those magical moments to make it all fucking worthwhile. And, and to have old feminists, like, like Chelsea handler is on the scorched the earth tour to convince everybody she's fucking happy. Oh, yeah, that's the thing is it doesn't. Well, it's what we were talking about earlier. It's like the lies you tell yourself are the worst lies because it just ends up not working or just not functional. She's like, no, I'm happy. Look at me. 85% of us are on tons of drugs so we don't offer ourselves. And we got an adopted little kitten instead of a baby. And we have so much guilt around abortion that we're trying to tell everybody else to have one. It's like, but I say N word instead of the bad word. So I'm good. Unbelievable, dude. The N word drives me my whole job. You know, you started it. And I've kind of picked up the mantle with you. Well done. It's just to, like, kill that fucking word. Just kill the fucking word. Kill the word because the Chris Rock joke was so accurate. It's one reason why I just get so bummed sometimes. I'm not really anymore. But when he's like, I love black people. But I hate. And then, you know, he's showing, he's showing because it's cruel to say because people are like, oh, 50% of the murders are 13% of blah, blah, blah. I'm like, now people think it's just blacks are just always violent. I'm like, no, every white isn't fat at Walmart covered in Mountain Dew. Like we call that white track 100%. And so if you don't have that subgroup that you can be like, no, I'm not like that. I take accountability. I don't have victim consciousness. Then like, it's cruel. It's cruel to do that. It's cruel to say, oh, they can't hear a word. There's such animals. They'll just explode. It's okay. I want to get into a couple of things with you. What is your theory? I've been seeing on the internet. You think they ate Charlie Kirk for real? Dude, at first, it was about a one percent. It was like a joke. I was like, kind of being funny. The reaction was so, because you know, a joke, if people reacting like it isn't even in the, like, like that it's in the realm of reality and hate, it's like, oh, dude, you ate Charlie Kirk. You know, because it's like a joke is like, you have a reality and then you have the extreme. You have the exaggeration, the satire, whatever. Because my first joke was them saying basically, you have to prove that Tyler Robinson isn't guilty, which is inverted. America, it's innocent to prove guilty. So I was like, prove that you didn't eat Charlie Kirk. Like, I was kind of joking. And then I started seeing these clips of like, that one dude on Sean Ryan, when he's like, and the blood was in my mouth and I tasted it and he's like, rubbing his lips and stuff. And they gave Sean Ryan show like a piece of Charlie Kirk's blood is like a keepsake and they're like, we're good. And you just keep hearing stuff like, his brains are in you now from the widow, you know, and it's like, you know, you know, as well as I do, that when people go way off the path, the whole world just starts eating people. I mean, it's like, like, they think there's some kind of a magic or power in that, like all around the world. And I'd give it about 15%, but it was 1%. And now I think that they might have eaten Charlie Kirk. Yeah. So the big thing is that a Bohemian Grove, I heard there was like some cop there that was freaking the fuck out that you guys were talking about that. Yeah, we're being super funny. But I like said what I just said, I wasn't like, they definitely ate Charlie Kirk. I was like, and that's exactly what I'm talking about. So that cop has definitely seen dead kids in traffic, you know, accidents. It's like, but he can't hear a funny dude talk about maybe they ate because his identity, his identity as a police officer, like he can't possibly even think about that and still be, you know, mega red pill, you know, not red, what would his identity be? Like, you know, Trump, Fox News, like he can't possibly, if he's even close to being like a, you know, bless Israel and God bless as you guy, like one of those guys, like one of those Zionist guys. Dude, hearing what I was saying, the reason he's so angry is because it's not out of the realm of possibility. It's like deep down he knows it doesn't really make sense. Like I remember when people used to say, I can't believe that you've ever made fun of Jews or haven't they been through enough and I would always go, so you're telling me they've, they're never up to anything. Yeah, that's the whole thing, dude. Like, like, they're just, they're pure as the driven snow. Like, they have a word called hootspa, which just means like hardcore, balsy lies to get money or ass. You know, I'm like, you're telling me they're never up to anything ever. And they're just like, I'm like, I'm not saying they're the root of evil or anything. I'm just saying like, you're telling me you don't know a Jew that's like needs to be made fun of for like his antics. I mean, he's a whole fucking special was just calling out at Jewish shit. And dude, they lost shit. They didn't want him to do that special. He did it anyways because he doesn't give a shit. But it again, dude, it's this whole thing where it's like, you know, I, I've been, I got this project that's working on and we're meeting with a couple people. And I just don't think I'll go my Twitter and just be like, you hate Jews. And I'm like, I don't, I don't. It's changing now, though, man, I'm telling you that there's almost as much of a chance that they're going to be like, Oh, yeah, we're making this. You get it. Like, dude, the whole world's changing. And back then, I even told people, I'm like, dude, just admit you're like annoying, family, like pussy, like mom is boys, like that's the whole joke. I'm like, if not, they're going to think you're like the devil eating their kids. But it's also that like, if you think things are going to shit, right? Let's just say the average person is watching a news all the time. Yeah. And they're like, the world's going to shit. You're like, it's the world isn't as scary as I used to think it is. But a lot of people think it's super scary, super scary. You're never going to fix anything. Now, if you bring emotion to everything you fucking do, like if you're, oh, if I go, here's a problem, right? The Zohar and the Tolemood have some pretty fucking weird shit in it. And your first, your first reaction is, oh, that's anti-Semitism. It's nothing ever changes. And it's like, my big thing on the internet is like when, when, especially Jewish women say crazy shit about white people about they shouldn't have kids, they shouldn't do any of this stuff, I just retweet it. And people could get that, you think that's anti-Semitism. You know, I don't understand it because it's a quote from some dude. The thing that would always get me pissed off is like, I would quote their brags. And then people would be like you're full of hate. Dude, Dennis Prager was like, every ism is us, you know, feminism, communism, socialism, every ism. And I'm like, every ism. And they're like, oh, how dare you. I'm like, this is the problem. And that's why it's kind of backfiring now. It's backfiring in a major way to the point where I called it years ago. I'm like, I'm going to be the one defending the deli Jew. I'm like, you have war Jews, Saudi Jews and deli Jews. And so you got, you know, the left marks this Saudi Jews, this big power Jews. And you do also just have that Jew at the deli. That's just like a normal guy. And he's going to be holding the bag. That's always what happens. And again, it's like, if you're like white supremacy is a problem, if you're like Sharia law, if I go, hey, man, does the Catholic Church have a pedophile problem? Most people would say, yeah, if I go Muslims have a terrorist problem, most people would say, yeah, you know, what about, what about the, or Christian nationalism, even though I don't know what that means. But that's, no, there's some annoying guys. It's like, there's guy, but they're like nothing. They don't really do much. They're just the ones that are like, oh, what brother, you know, that's a weakness too. Because you're like, if you put any identity over actual competence, honor, like being good at something, you're going to lose to the other guy. I just want it. And I live it where it's like, if it turns out, it's a bunch of white people, that's not a negative. You know, it's like, yeah, we like playing croquet. We're not going to force a Japanese guy to do it. Right. And I also say this, but the finish my thought is that if you're okay with all these other major religions and pointing out their major flaws, which is everywhere on the internet all the time, you can't, the, the third one of the big three, you're not allowed to point out. Right, which is the like the worst one. I remember it like in Hollywood, I was pointing out pedals and people call me anti-Semitic and I literally didn't even put it together. I was so innocent. I was like, just name and guy. How is he still working in Nickelodeon blah blah blah and people are like oh you just hate Jews I'm like holy shit. They're all Jews. Well, I mean Larry David. That's a famous fucking monologue on Sarah and I live What do you say he goes? They all seem to be Jewish yeah laughs really loud and by the if anyone else is a and again, it's like There's comics out there. I'm not gonna say their name because I just I don't I'm getting better at that by the way I'm like, I'm fine with describing behavior and not using an example You're much you're I'm the worst at that dude. I'm just like oh, yeah, this guy to it or beef I'm not really I've actually pulled back on that I tried to Unless it's just like someone who's just sucks and it's just like and they started and it's like funny I'm actually trying to be a little more diplomatic where I'm just like oh, yeah people who do this I don't have to actually like say anyone's name anyway go on But there's this, you know, particular. There's a couple of congs again Not kidding the names that just made their bones off a racking on everybody like all the again the safe dangerous Fucking targets here. It's okay, and I I think he I would say probably really hates those people But I make fun of everybody and I don't hate anybody. I don't hate anybody here, you know, it's like I'd flunk first grade Dude, you know, it's like you know when you talk about the the definition of racism. They only they only do the first part of the definition You know about basically being bigoted But they don't do the second part which is that to make to believe that you're better than everybody and I'm like I'm not better than anybody. I mean, you mean a chosen person Well, dude, that's why I want to get into you lot. So one of the things that I My belief is is that the Big Bang theory comes from the Zohar and it's the moment where God puts all this energy into the tree of life This is in the book into the tree of life that it's so powerful that explodes everywhere and that sounds like Big Bang to me Dude, and it's we had you know JT falls JC on he was talking about in the 1840s You know, they made a decision to make the Kabul unknown to everybody They were gonna put it out and then after that you see all the different denominations of Christianity starting to show up everywhere like that But that kind of lines up because everyone's like oh, it's Jesuits, but Everything is like Babylonian magic to me. It's all sorcery and it just infiltrates all the wizards grow It's it's wizards dude. I think a lot of it goes to like guys that can read the sky I Don't think you're wrong on that at all bro. It's like it's pretty wild because There's massive eras that that let you know, you know when you look at at the moon You know what part of the month you're in when you look at the sun You know like what part of the year you're in, you know, it's like there are people that look at the stars And they're like okay, this is a time of blah blah blah and they capitalize on it and they understand wizard spells They understand how to hijack people's Identities beliefs assumptions, you know like safe and effective the reason it worked because it is but safe for who effective at what? You know it's like the assumptions are where everybody gets it, you know, where everybody it's like oh One nation under God which nation are do they have big noses? You know, it's like which nation is the one nation? They're like, oh you got us. It's us And you know I got totally because I was that that's whether irony about the word racist is the deepest irony man Because you know where we're from there's a lot of American Indians and I played all across and you got Mohawks and Onaida, Galkwyn, all that stuff like Iroquois and the first dude to ever say the word racist was a general his name was general Pratt He's the guy that said kill the Indian save the man Racist meant you couldn't be like your tribe anymore So everybody had to be like banana republic Indian and like 1880 and so if you want to speak your language Have your own food that was called racist like you were a racist and so I'm like I'm not a big Interesting. I'm not I'm a racist and I'm not a big it I'm like I want to go to Ireland and see Ireland. I want to go to Morocco and have Moroccan food like I don't want everything to be homogenized, pasteurized into like this corporate garbage Bigotry is like I'm better than you because of this like subjective race thing Racism just means like you can have a people like you can have You know like this is you know like like nation is an extended sentient a family and then and then those people when honorable You just get along great and there's actual diversity in the world That's again like that they want like diversity of nonsense Characteristics but no diversity of thought food way of life It's just Starbucks and whatever. It's just like whatever you're fed like these fake these fake non real identities You know, you're totally right and you see it in like Hollywood for sure like it's it's I call them demographic mascots Yes, it's a demographic mascots and it's just like plug-and-play and that's why Hollywood is dying because a bunch of rich kids like Everything that because the money maker Fucking trust fun kids come in Fucking overtake it and then change the rule so they can thrive and Again going back like LA still stuck in 2010, you know, it's like I go on the road I say every word everybody fucking laughs nobody gives a shit nobody cares Nobody fucking cares so if people get people they find out I'm an eighth Jew and they're like I'm like you guys don't know the world anymore, you know and it's funny like back in the day came up with this real estate idea in LA where I said Gang's artist gaze hipsters yoga mats like that was like echo parks over like all this stuff It's like gangs then the artists come in then the gaze follow the artists That's when the money starts coming in then the hipsters come in with all the and then once you see a white girl along with the yoga Matt sell right and so and so it's true you buy at the gaze like when the first gaze are trickling to the art scene You buy you sell when you see the first single, you know, and it just kept going though Then it was like then change all the rules money pumps in and then they're competing for money and not the thing they say they're doing Like that Silicon Valley show was so right when he's like we don't sell a computer program. We sell a stock It's like everything's about belief, you know, like do you believe in this stock? Yeah, I read it. Yeah, it's like not that's why I think technology isn't actually advancing the way people think it Is it's like because they're not like and like I have a 1999 Ford F 350 with 350,000 miles on diesel I call her sweet Melissa a thridge. It's a lesbian truck Dude, it never breaks and I can just fix it. I could run it on like used motor oil It just in 1999 just doesn't break and it's like Because like back then it was more you built things to be what it is and now it's like Oh, it has to break in eight months that way we can charge them this this this And it's this chasing the dollar and so when with the dollar someone's God They're gonna they're actually gonna end up failing horribly because like look at me like I've had my ups and downs But when the smoke clears, it's like I have a very loyal audience. I do fine because I never I never took the dollar to lie Yes, you're authentic to what you do and now and now even the fake people are like Our brand has to be authentic like it's they're they're making authentic fake It's like they're like authentic is the big thing now right It's not authentic. It has to appear authentic right that like just be authentic. They're like But we never developed as people we didn't have a mom Yeah, and it's just like the the the the the How people in Hollywood like the cosplay liberators They're 100% conformist when your political views match up with the government with corporations with all these NGOs That that are trying to assertive culture wars. You're not authentic. You're not you're not a free thinker If you think there's rules the comedy, you're not free thinker. That's my opinion now I have a couple of rules. My rule is like don't clap to people's kids. That's pretty much it You know what I'm saying like don't clap to people's kids totally either kids fucking out. Yeah, no public figures No public figures. Yeah, don't like if the kids. There's only public figures. Yeah, yeah exactly you can go after Trump's kids because they're in the fucking business right exactly right, but if that's a haircut people are like don't go after the widow I'm like she's a political force CEO in my face all the time No, she's in the game, you know if you watch him becomes like is she a fucking MK ultra? I think she's totally like like she's just yeah here. Here's who you are today Erica. Yeah. Oh, yeah when she there's that video when she's staring at at Charlie and she's like Like she's just like so horny and in love and I'm like Dude, it's someone just hit a button. It was like a trigger word or something. I think they're all at that level I mean they're all churned out. They're all turned out. They're all traumatized and their job is to fucking be subversive to men to compromise them. Oh spy on them, wiretap them and compromise them into doing weird shit and it's like You know the demonic push of everything that it finds itself in like you know into like queer theory and feminism and all that shit I totally get that but I'll Also, the demonization of sex is there's a lot of blackmail in that. Guys, it's just the way it is, and you got to understand it, you need life insurance. All right, and nobody likes to talk about, nobody likes to think about, but it is one of the most important things in life, because you want to set your family up when unfortunately, you might not be here. And that's why you got to check out our friends at Ethos. They will find the best right for you with the best coverage possible. Let me tell you about ethos. Ethos makes getting life insurance fast and easy 100% online. You can get a quote in seconds, apply in minutes and get same day coverage. 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I still sign off on that. Love to hear your thinking. No, I just, I just, I like the gay joke. Like I like calling everything gay. It's fun. Oh, and it's also, I was talking to Dr. Heather. Uh, uh, she's just a Danny Jones. She's great. Yeah, we love her. And we're talking. I think we're riffing about how just calling things gay is actually like a spiritual like shield where it's like blah, blah, blah, not gay. That's gay. No, that's gay. It's just boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Like, Faggot and the word retard. Like those really don't apply to what people think they apply to. Like if you say, oh, that guy's such a Faggot. You're really like he's just weak. He's annoying. It's annoying. We weak, yeah, useless. No, what we're doing, we keep offending useless people. So they're like, well, I happen to be a Faggot, you know? And it doesn't mean you're like penetrating an anus. Although that is one of the definitions. It's like, no, you always bitch. And you always like borrow money. And then I'm the asshole for asking for it back. Like I'm like, no, you're a fat. It's just annoying people. That's what they are and gays call each other that. And then think about retards. It's like no one really calls special needs people. They are worried if you if someone goes, uh, look at that. And you'd be like, dude, bro, you know the story behind that. This is the, this is why I can come across as like kind of crazy. But fundamentally, it's so funny. And as a comedian, I just love it. So more on imbecile and idiot, we're all categories for eugenics. Like like real eugenics, like hardcore, like you snip your balls. You know, you take a, you take a IQ test. If it's too well, we're taking your testicles. And it's like the black people, tons of it. It was, we go in Indiana till like 1970 or something. Yeah. And so idiot was lowest IQ like zero to 25. Then more on then imbecile. They started calling people retarded to be politically correct. Because retarded just means underdeveloped. So it's like, oh, that's a moron. It's like, dude, we're not talking about the darkness we just came out of. So they switched it same with gay people are calling them sodomites. Because they're people who engage in sodomy and they're like, that's just, we're just real like happy, right? And they're like, yeah, gay. And now, but the beauty of life is intention is all that matters. So like if you're calling someone gay because they're acting like a pussy, like they're always going to be called whatever the word is. You just get like five years of like hiding. And then it's like, oh no, I guess the word means this other thing now. Like anti-Semite is someone who's against Arabs. Like, Semitic people is not even just Jews. It's like, the word is meaningless where it's like, it was a sign fell joke. If you look at the Google trends, it didn't even, wasn't even used until sign fell had that uncle. Yeah, I'm totally 100% with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's crazy to me. And then the like, people compartmentalize the rage. Like, and it's all programming. They've been programmed to get mad at jokes they don't like. While like, just in deep throating murder entertainment. Like, I was, I was back, uh, totally, totally. I'll stay in New York. And my cousin got a call from one of her friends. And they were like, hey, you know that serial killer that just got arrested. They found another body here. And my female cousin's reaction to that was, let's go look at the house. And I was like, imagine I was a comedy club and she found out so a white guy said the end word there. They would be like, I'm never going there. Ever. Well, you, you, you shot at me out a few times by that. Like, you'll be like, dude, Owen was right about this. Yeah, because it will. Like, people literally will be more offended by a word than a rape. 100% dude. I got them to, like, to kind of admit it, like in 2017. I just kept giving scenarios. I'm like, if a woman's being raped, can she call them an N? What if she's half black, he's from Sri Lanka? What if I kept giving these like scenarios? And they're like, if the N is the product, like, no. And I'm like, you're not worse than the rape. And they're like, dude, you've been seeing it now in these fucking court cases. If they're even real, you don't even know if the court cases are real. But like the one court case in like Oregon or Washington, where the black guy stabbed the white guy. And after he got stabbed, he got called the M word. And then that's why the jury let him off. And I was like, dog, you stabbed me, bro. I'm going to give you a Hitler-esque fucking speech. And fucking flame throw fucking everybody. If you fucking stab me, are you fucking serious? The move is just be like, you deserve reparations. You know, just start saying super progressive things as you just like, got them. Be like, you know, this is generational trauma. You couldn't help yourself. It's just crazy to me, dude. And you have a program, dude. They're like, I'm just like everyone now. They're just like, this word makes me feel this way. That's why I'm doing one of those 10 verse 1 debate things, those Jubilee things. And it's that slavery, my topic that I proposed is slavery is better than abortion. And it's going to get wild because I'm going to trap them every single time. They're going to start admitting it's better to kill black people than let them work off like a 30-year term. It's like insane. And I keep saying I'm like, I'd buy them. I know what I'm doing. I literally wrote a book at Wizardry. My dad was a rhetoric professor. It's like it hogwarts. So I keep saying stuff like, man, these unwanted babies, it's like, what do you do with these poor blacks in the city with their unwanted babies? I'm like, I'd buy them. I put them to work. And they're like, buy. I'm like, how much does it cost to adopt someone? They're like, $30,000, I'm like, you're buying, you're buying. It's not just means buy. It's also, dude. Like, when you adopt, you almost are shopping. Dude, whites are more expensive. And then someone goes, oh, because they're black, I go, I'd rather they be white. I'm like, dude, I treat him great. We need the same food. Like, that's the thing is this MK Ultra from the series Roots that it just means you just beat someone for no reason. I'm like, I would have loved to have been Thomas Jefferson slave. He'd teach me about law. He'd show me how to make wine. I'm like, I made love to his slaves. Dude, think about the current lifestyle is so much worse that they can't even comprehend. They're in a little cube drinking like grape drink, being programmed by like psychopaths. And they're like working in a little cube all day, just like doing, you know, it's like they're filled with chemicals and stuff. I'm like, dude, slaves used to live to be like a hundred. There was this, when the moon landing happened, there was this former slave named Charles Smith. He was interviewed in 1969. He was literally a hundred years old. He goes, ain't nobody go to the moon. And he was awesome. He talked about, he just picked oranges. He said, when he was free, he kept doing it. He was like, I'm in the sunshine all day long. And meanwhile, dude, there was this one black professor that wrote this like dissertation or something or like an article about how much better the diet was for like Annabelle and slaves. And people lost their minds. It's like, right now people are just eating cancer. And back then, it was like you're eating like organic fresh food all the time. You're in the sunshine. Sure, there was some bad slave owners and everything. But like, call it indentured servitude and it no longer triggers anybody. That's why I want to start calling it builder buddies. I'm going to rebrand. So, I mean, you bring up some really great points that slide. Like, the amount taxes we pay versus way back then. Yeah. And like, when you get into that certain people, see us as cattle. Like, people, they can't come to grips with that thought. Like, everything that the progressive Hollywood person has pushed into their propaganda, certain people are doing the exact opposite of that. And they're very quiet about it 'cause they don't wanna lose their jobs, right? And it's crazy to me, dude. Like, the way Hollywood looks at me too, versus how Hollywood looks at pedophilia, is insane to me. Like, brush a grown-up white woman's ass on set. You get excommunicated and ran out of town, hurt children, silence. It's fucking crazy to me. But look at, if you're the farmer, it's like they want a lower population. It's like perfect. It's input, output. So, no one can sexualize white women so they won't be having kids. Rape in the kids. They won't be having kids. It's like, why do they wanna give reparations to black people? 'Cause they think the money will come right back. It's like, it's like a laundromat. You know what, dude, I've been talking about this. If they do reparations, I'm gonna open up a Cadillac and a gold chain, fucking croak. 100%. 100% and you'll make a fortune, 'cause it goes right out. That's why they hate. Like that. Brilliant, dude. That's why it's really why I give reparations 'cause they don't think it's that. That's why, like, rap right into the private prisons. It's like, the commercial is like, man, I'm gonna shoot someone for no reason. Everyone's like dancing. Okay, we'll bring them right in. Imagine if you're a landlord. You're making 15K a year. Okay, 35,000 a year with no expenses. Every bed and you put 'em to a room and it's guaranteed by the federal government. Okay, how do we get all these people arrested? Well, we start having them sing along to crimes and then that's gonna be the status they seek. We'll just pick 'em right up, 30 grand a year, boom, boom, boom. It's like, it's input, output. It's just, we feed them this, we get this milk. We get this meat and it's like, not even close to, it's obviously that. There's no, it's like. It's also that like this, how they brainwash us into believing our culture is our heritage. And they defend it like it's been passed down from generation to generation. And they, like I tell people, there's three things I can say 100% or two. One, people can spire. Yes. Two, cultures fake. It's all manufactured, and the world's ran by sorcerers. Those, yes. Three things I could say 100% are true, okay. Your culture is fake. All of it is fake. Like I was bringing it up on that podcast I told you about. Like they get rid of USAID and hip-hop has been charted in the top 40 for over a fucking year. 100% dude. It's all about just what's funded. And that's why the tower, it's like the tower of Bable. It requires so much energy and money, the higher you go, that's why I think it's like some of it is stopped. Like I was public enemy number one 'cause I make real culture. It's, you know, and so, and then their siap is called. It's short for culture. It's like total nonsense. Meanwhile, you have to inject a mystery fluid and cut off your penis is not the cult. It's like insane. And so I make cheese and dude, culture is the whole thing. They want, like you have all these different cultures in the milk and you grow them and that's what makes the cheese. But if you burn it like homogenization, pasteurization, you make it all the same and you kill the culture, that's like how they make milk and cheese. And the raw child's have been to the parliament in England two times total. It was to create Israel and to make raw milk illegal. That's it. That's the only things they care about. - That's so crazy. - Because that's, that's on the level of wizards. It's like if we want to kill their culture, we have to kill the culture and the milk and the cheese. And you might not even understand how it works but it does work that way where you just start these things where you're like, if we do this first, it sets out a vibration that will start affecting all of it. And you have to do the spell first. - Yeah, it's all, it's all just magic is just manipulating energy. - Exactly, exactly. - And it's just through propaganda, you manipulate how people see the world which is all energy, dude. And it's like, you know, it's like you ever done stand up. And of course you've done. But you know, when you're doing stand up in the whole room's rocking but there's no one person not laughing and that is what you focus on. That's where your energy goes. So, you know, there's a million things going on and at every moment and what you focus on becomes your reality. So what they do is manipulate what's in front of you 'cause most people are fucking goldfish, dude. Well, yeah, and also they don't have any power without us. It's all about perception harvesting. So it's like, yeah, you get an idea in their head but it needs to be maintained because this is why I have a lot of hope. We naturally bend towards the good, the true, the beautiful. We like beautiful, we like good. We like a great hang. Even if we get like cynical and, dude, you just hang what dudes you like and you're like, you just drawn to it and it's like, so these spells, the only way they work is with something hidden. And when you see it, it's over, it doesn't really work anymore. It's like cisgender, like that, like look at all the failed spells. Like they were trying to make it so like normal people where it had a slur, where it's like, oh, you're cis. - Remember micro-aggressions? Remember that one? - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's everywhere for a mic. - Yeah, and that just failed. I mean, the trans-kit thing failed. A lot of things failed because unless you buy it and the only way people buy it is when it's manipulated with something else. Like you have to go to war to save your family. Like if you get that ingrained in you, like they're attacking your mother, you can get men with a lot of energy which are more like moral men to fight your war. 'Cause if not, you get junkies. You know, you get cynical, money-obsessed people are not good warriors, they're not good workers, they're not good breeding stock. So the wizard spells are failing. - And what about the fact that all of these movies and TV shows are all about war right now? - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. They do that all the time. - And then there's another one coming out in HBO. House of Dragons just came, this season came to an end. And then another one which is just straight war people. And it's weird because there's these moments in these shows where a fellow soldier will die and they're just keep moving. And then they're pushing about how honorable it is the dying war, like at the end of Game of Thrones the one guy's like, but we're still alive. You know, like he's just desperate. And then when his time comes, he's so happy that he's about to die. And it's just like all that's programming did. - Such programming. And it's like, that's what gets us to think stuff. Like why wouldn't Iran tell us? It's like, well, the media is owned by this corporation. Like how would, like what is Iran and how would it speak to us? You know, like how would that message be translated and then put in a medium that we would have any access to? You know, and that's why I get real local. Like I'm not a flat-erther. I'm a two-hielder. - Oh, we've been talking about that too. - I'm like there's two hills, I'm a two-hill-erther. Because I can't know, like how am I supposed to prove? I'm like the spinning globe is very fishy and there's a lot of things about it that I don't even think are possible. Oh, flat-erther, I don't know. What are with my rocket ship? But again, it's like the people who are just like so deep on a certain conspiracies and then they just lose their minds on things like flat-erther. There's no viruses. Oh yeah, no viruses. Yeah, because it's all about identity. It's like, so then I, I've been washing my hands with this like Dupont chemical come for 20 years for no reason. It's like, yes, just own it, dude. It's not a big deal. I've been wrong about so many things. Yeah, and then you can admit you're wrong. That is the, that's how you know you're actually a smart person. That's the only people I trusted. That's I told that to Tucker Carlson. I'm like, I used to, you know, I didn't know what you are. You're just this famous news guy, but when you said you were wrong about a rack in 9/11, I'm like, oh, he's like real. Because I can think about him having Hunter Biden on and like softball pitching it, but also trying to tell his followers that the whole Hunter Biden thing was a Israel siop, which in first, that's not real. That's, that's all I got out of that and listen, I've been, I have friends of mine who can't stand Candace. I've said this as soon as I catch her in a major lie, I'll discount her as well. - Me too, me too, yeah, but she's crushing it. - Hunter Biden, this Hunter Biden laptop thing that Tucker, I call it faking the funk on a nasty donk, which is off Shaquille O'Neal fucking commercial. But it's like, that to me is one of those things because if I was in a room with Hunter Biden, I go, what's up with the Finger Lakes tattoo? Because everyone says that's where people go missing in the tunnels. And what's up with all this stuff that makes it look like you've had sexual relations with your dead brother's niece. A fist fight might break out after that, but nobody's asking them these things. - Nobody asked them that. - Nobody's asked them that at all. And that's why. - That's weird. And people I love, who I have a lot of respect, are doing. and shows with this guy. Yeah, I don't like, I just don't like promoting someone. It is a bit humiliating to be like, yeah, remember how we said this guy's like a pedophile crackhead? Well, he's cool now. It's just so crazy. Yeah, none's weird, especially like him lecturing on Twitter. You see that in churches sometimes, where it's like the guy that fucked up his life the most seems like he's the guy that is gonna lecture me who like didn't fuck up his life. They're like, man, you gotta listen to me. I have no kids. I killed a guy. I was not heroin for 40 years. I'm like, no, I'm happy for you, but maybe you should listen to me. The guy that didn't do those things. Well, like I listen, I'm in recovery. I love a good recovery story. No, me too. I love a good recovery story too, like, hey dude, I'm not gonna go just 'cause you got sober. I'm gonna forget that you're getting foot jobs from your fucking niece. Right, right, right. Hey, dude, I smoke crack one time. I made a mistake, smoke crack. Never smoked it again. Fine, I'm not gonna judge you on that, but you have this history. You were working with fucking other foreign countries and taking money from them. We're just all whitewashing that shit. I think they probably just really want to break the left-right paradigm. Because, but again, you still have to always play it straight. I haven't, honestly, I haven't really looked into it. If the grabbers faked a laptop, which is something they do do a lot, I'd have to look into it, but I've like talked shit to him on Twitter. He starts doing these preachy things. I'm like, who the fuck are you, Hunter Biden? Shut the fuck up. Yeah, exactly. What is your thoughts on the blatant lying that's going on from the left about, or from, I don't even, the Zionist, I guess you call it, about this Tyler Robinson trial. It's so blatant. Did it so naked and blatant that I go back and forth with a few things. One, it's just endgame narcissism where you have no self-awareness whatsoever, where you, like what we talked about earlier, where if you don't push back on people and you let them become these little tyrants, it's like, no, if it came, they don't feel anything to the point where they're just riding, just going for it. And no matter what anyone says, they're right, no matter what. And I think we're seeing a lot of that, like just some really advanced narcissistic personality disorder, or on the wizard level, it's like, it's like, don't believe your eyes and your ears, we're gonna hammer this until you doubt. You can see this guy's cell phone in his skinny jeans. I made a video that went super viral where I actually have a 30 out six with the same scope and I put it in my pants. I'm like, I saw that. I'm like, I'm six foot eight. This is retarded. I'm wearing sweatpants. This is like insane. He's wearing skinny jeans. He's this little guy. And you can see his phone. And not, and so there's no video of him even with a gun. You know, they paved over the crime scene. They didn't cave over the crime scene, too. It's like, one thing, if you think someone's crazy, but it's like, if someone killed your wife or husband or whatever, like, wouldn't you be like, so they didn't look into any foreign ties. Like, why didn't we do that, you know? But share you having fireworks at your husband's memorial. Why are you walking out the fireworks, like Triple H in WWF? Oh, dude. And her forget, this is a wizard spell. Candace nailed this, too. This is why I'm like, unironically a fan. 'Cause she'll do, she knows some high level shit about wizard spell. She's like, you know, forgiveness is actually, like, it's actually condemning. 'Cause you can't forgive someone that didn't commit murder. So, like, the minute Erica Kirk said, I forgive him and I was like, oh, Jesus Christ, that's beautiful. You can't forgive someone who's innocent and he's innocent until proven guilty. So, I think the big plan that I don't even know if any of these retards are involved or aware of any of it. One big revelation from my life is like, I'm aware of more stuff than some like central bankers and shit. Like, a lot of the puppets don't get to know anything. They're just howled out. So, the big plan is to make it so you have to prove your own innocence. You know, they released a movie about that this year on Amazon. Yeah, I saw it was actually pretty good. Yeah, no, I'm not saying it's a bad movie, but it's like, the premise is, and even if it's a, you know, a good message at the end that AI's sucks or whatever, it's still like, you must prove your innocence or else you're gonna go to jail. So, now that's now a possibility in your head. And so, now you have Tyler Robinson. It's like, it's like, okay, the 30 out six would never do that. They're like, but is it possible? You're like, that's the whole thing. That was Andrew Wilson's whole argument that it's possible. So, the deviation from the norm is the law to them. Like, yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly. They're like, if it's possible, then he's guilty. It's like, no, no, no, that's not how reasonable doubt works. And Andrew Wilson's whole thing was like, and I've been feuding with that dude for years, but because he came at my family, he talked shit about me, and I'm just good at responding. Dude, I hate when people go out to people's family. Yeah, dude, he talked about my dad for six hours getting super chats when it was just, 'cause we had a disagreement and a debate about the Trinity. I'm like, all right, dude. He really goes for people personally. And then he gets mad when you go out for a fight. Yeah, yeah, no, but I only go out. I know stuff about his kids. I've never brought him up once. I'll go after his wife who professionally mocks prostitutes, because she's in the game. It's not really a wife. It's not like, if I went after your girlfriend or something, that'd be insane. Unless she's online making money, talking shit to me, then it's like, you can't use human shields. But again, I don't hate any of these people either. I don't even wish, I'm just like, his whole thing was, if the government that we think conspire does not provide evidence, then it's not evidence. The whole circular reasoning is, it's like when you say, the media's corrupt, they go, source, what they're saying is, give me a-- Media source. Media source. Yeah, it's circular reasoning. It's just, only evidence has to come from an expert. We decide who the experts are. You are not an expert, therefore you have no evidence. Like, this is the biggest thing. And it's like, Brian Kellen did this when I had a show with him, which is like, the belief that universities have magical knowledge that you only get when you step on the campus. No, it's actually slavery. It's, as you get an unpayable debt that you can't even default on, welcome to actual slavery. Yeah, and it's like, everything's on the internet. Every book for sale on the internet that they read on campuses, I can buy, I can read off the internet, okay? And you're telling me, you tell me, I don't have to go to SUNY Brockport and get in 150,000 dollars of debt. Like, to like, to learn about that I should hate myself. No, and then they put a square on their head and wear a dress. A black UB. Dude, they fucking have a square on their head. I'm like, I didn't even go to my college graduation. I'm like, I'm not wearing a square. That's funny, I didn't either. Yeah, I didn't go to mine either. No, I literally am like, this was all, if my dad wasn't a professor, I would never have went to college. I'm telling like, it's not because my parents wanted me to, same with me, dude. I did it for them, not for me. You know, I just didn't even fucking want to go. And it's like, you know, they have to pay off all that shit. It's like a waste of fucking time. It's like, if my daughter's gonna go, I don't want to go college or go, just get an apartment near the college, live the college life, have some fun while you're young, and then don't get any of the debt, start your own business, and which is like kind of what you and I've done. And it's like, this time I want to tell everybody, you will find out very quickly if you're an insider or an outsider. And you can hope against hope that you can suddenly become an insider, but people have aged out and found misery waiting for the insider shit to happen. And it never fucking happened. It never happens for any of them. Yeah, 'cause there's always another piece of cheese. It's the hedonic treadmill. I know people with hundreds of millions of dollars, they're like, man, I got fucked. I'm like, oh, so it goes nowhere. Like, so if you're on a yacht, piss that your watch isn't the best in the world, and you see someone on a pontoon boat having a blast, they feel envy and hatred. 'Cause they're like, what the fuck? Yeah, it's not. I mean, pain, dude, all these guys who get famous, it just, they seem miserable, dude. It's a negative currency. It seems misery. I like where dudes like us are at, where it's like we get respect from people sometimes. If someone recognizes you, you're like, oh, I'd probably like you. Versus like these mega fame guys, it's like the world is a vampire at that point. They're like, take a picture, lick their face. Oh, God. I mean, it is fucking weird, dude. It's fucking weird, dude, and it just becomes this. Like, people think I'm crazy, but if Netflix, I mean, I would do this one show that I'm creating on Netflix, just because it's the biggest platform. Yeah, yeah. Like a special, I just wouldn't want to put my comedy on there, not because it's, I don't like Netflix. I watch Netflix shows. I enjoy Netflix, dude, but it's like, I'm not gonna put myself to a place where they're just gonna rip my shit apart. Like, unless you're like, and that goes for both sides, you see progressives put it out, The right destroys them. the right puts it out, the left destroys them. It's like, why do that? Like, is the numbers more important than just giving your fans this kind of farewell to these jokes you've been doing so long that you're over it? And you just want to kind of, like a final to me, a special to me is like saying goodbye to some friends that it's time to move on. - Yeah, totally. - These, I'm over these jokes. I've told them long enough. I've toured through these markets so many times they've heard it's time to retire and force myself to write new shit because it gets easy to sit on the old shit. - Totally. - So why I put it up? I mean, I know people call me crazy. - No, no, say with me, it's like, I'd be fine with Netflix. It's not like I have a purity thing where I'm like, oh no, they're the bad people. It's like, I just know they're gonna pay to like make it bad. And I'm gonna be, 'cause I've had that with commercials I've written and stuff. They're like, you're so funny. Make the magic for Sierra Missed or whatever. And you're like, okay, do I remember those? Or just any of these where they're like, oh, not this, not this. I'm like, okay, so if I do what you say, I'm no longer funny and it's gonna fail. So the reason you have me here, you're telling me I can't do now. I'm like, that can't, that's like inverted. You know, it's like going to a mechanic and being like, you're the best mechanic ever. I'm gonna pay you a hundred million dollars to just bash my car with a sludge hammer. And you're like, at the end of this, no one's gonna win. You know, 'cause even the people, even the wizards, they want influence. And influence doesn't work without some element of truth. Nate Bergatzi seems like he's still funny in Netflix. He figured it out somehow. Yeah, I mean, like again, I, but most of it sucks now. Like being on Netflix is a bad thing. I think you're very lucky. I just go for my particular brand of comedy. Oh yeah, there's nothing. Like, I'm not naming anyone by the way, to me. I'm not, I'm not naming anyone, but a lot of it sucks. Nate Bergatzi's one of the only guys on there where it's like, oh, he got to finish a joke. That's great. Yeah, and again, I like the spectrum of comedy. I like it, Nate Bergatzi and Jeff Foxworthy and I also love Doug Stanhope. I like it. Yeah, it's one of the best you can be. But when you have opinions, there's a lot of people that don't agree with that opinion. And therefore, because they don't agree with that opinion, they hate the joke. And it's like, well, you could not agree with the opinion, but you could see the humor in the joke. And it's just gotten that like, if you don't agree with someone, that means it's war. And I'm like, I don't even give a shit. Like Jeremy from the quarterling is convinced that transferee fucking killed this guy. And like, I don't, but I like Jeremy. I like Jeremy for a while. He does it, you know, and it's like, I don't agree with him on everything. But I like that he built something from nothing. And I think that's a fucking honorable thing to do. You know, I mean, is anybody perfect in how they operate? No, right. You know, it's like, I feel ya. It's the only time I ever get a little spirally with guys like that will not admit. You know, like that it like tilting up as you leave the moon with no one on the moon, like shit like that. The building's seven percent. Yeah, like I will seriously be like, so if they say I killed someone and had a rifle in my fucking dick, like you will sign off on that. Like that's the only time I'll start being like, can I trust you as a person, you know what I mean? But even that, who gives a fuck? I can just get too spirally. Yeah, I mean, listen dude, it just, my whole thing is like, I get, it's just, the internet is just Twitter beefstow. And it's okay if that's what you're into. I mean, like, I just like, I don't know, maybe I'm too sensitive for that shit because I know they're gonna come at me and then I'm just gonna, 'cause I want treated like heckling and I want to start curbs thumping people. And then I just realize that that's the currency they want. Dude, and without tone, it always fucks up. This happens to me all the time, specifically, 'cause my tone, like you can always hear what I, what like my vibe, but you can take my exact words and if you write it in a tweet, for some fucking reason, people always read it like I'm yelling it at them. Like it's weird, like people would be like, dude, what the fuck are you coming at me? I'm like, bro, this isn't mean. Like I'm just, what are those people? You were one of those people. We're like, we're like Sam, it's me. Like I talk like this. Like I talk like Central New York. Like I'm like, man, what the fuck is this? Like this is my tone, it's not like, hey, but everyone does that. And dude, I've caught myself doing that before. You know, I've caught myself doing that where I read a tone, if I'm in a bad mood or something, I'm like, it's like that key and peel skit. They did a whole sketch on that. We're one guy sending a text and the other guy's totally reading it wrong. And so Twitter is like that time. And I get it, 'cause there's so much conflict all the time that people are just like, what do you mean by that? You fucking coming to me, bro? I wanna ask you, like I like Armenians. Anyway, go on. No, we can be shady, dude. You'll never. No, dude, I told the other thing. Like imagine being in Armenian and going, there's no shady Armenians out there. That's my problem with my Jewish friends. It's like you've been so traumatized in your childhood that you can't even go, like, yeah, there's something. We got some shady fucks. I still love Glendale, though. I like Glendale on ironically. I do. I try to find a homeless person in Glendale. You won't do it. Strong families, Armenians. I told the same thing to Bill Zarian. I'm like, I actually usually tend to like Armenians. Like I just do. Like it's not like that. I mean, I send Jews. That's what we are. We're cheap Jews. So why won't I get into this thing that I've seen you with the orthobros? Like, what is that about? Bro, that, again, there's a classic Twitter. They will anchor by me and comment me and tweet and talk shit and say I'm a liar and I did a land scam and all this stuff. The minute I fucking respond, people are like, hey man, what's up with you and Jay Dyer? I mean, he's a good dude. I'm like, he's fucking Jay Dyer. Again, I couldn't pick him out out of five people. Like, and I'm not trying to say that to be a dick. Like, I just see him talking shit. And I'm like, okay, I'm gonna make fun of you for wearing a fucking Hawaiian shirt. I'm gonna make fun of you 'cause you bitch about having diarrhea all the time. Like this is just what I'm gonna do. And then they're like, oh, says the, like when I did Tucker, he literally just immediately was like, this is a mistake. Oh, and Benjamin is pure, unadulterated, buffoonery or whatever. I'm like, it was about the Trinity 'cause I said, who did Jesus pray to? And they're like, do you have an issue with Christianity? I'm not accusing, I'm asking. No, like, dude, I figured out why they freaked out 'cause they have all these icons. And again, I'm not trying to get involved. So, Christianity says you cannot draw. I mean, originally it was you can't draw people. Like, there's no graven images. And I get it, I get it. These are not what draw people. Like, because if they did draw Allah, he would, or Muhammad, he'd be light skinned with red hair. Well, they're not allowed to draw any living people. Like, that's the funniest thing about the Muhammad thing. People are like, I'll try and draw Muhammad. I'm like, their religion says you can't draw anyone and so does Christianity, but no one gives a fuck. Which is fine, I draw people, it's all good. But they're like, the priests are like, but we definitely can't draw divine figures. Like, God, we ban drawing God. And then they're like, and here's a picture of Jesus Christ. And you're like, wait, what? And they're like, he's 100% man, though. That's why we can draw him. And he's also God. And you're like, confused. And they're like, how dare you? They get, 'cause I was raised Catholic. They weren't that freaked out about asking who did Jesus pray to. That was my question. I'm like, how do you pray to yourself and people are like, all right, you're trying to take down a religion? I'm like, no, I actually farm. But isn't that thought to me? I find that interesting. Well, what were you, I saw a clip where you were you debating somebody on that one. Yeah, it was, yeah. Oh no, that was great. I love that guy. Matt and Neflon does it. But no, I talked to Prissy Zalphlin. Guys are great. Well, what was you, Jim Bob, made by Jim Bob. And it was, it was moderated by Andrew Wilson. And again, you just saw what happened, Andrew Wilson. They lost so bad and they just said they didn't. I can't believe that they're like-- They said, they said, quote unquote, Jesus did not pray. And I'm like, hmm. So Jesus didn't pray in the garden. So when he kept saying he was praying, what was he doing? They're like, he was fulfilling a priestly role. I'm like, so he didn't pray. They're like, well, he like prayed as a way to fulfill. I'm like, but he didn't pray to God. They're like, no. And Andrew Wilson was supposed to be this unbiased moderate. And I'll show her the kind of the-- This is where it all came from. Yeah, and it was not from me, dude. I promise. And he was like, yeah, Jesus didn't pray. And so afterwards, I was like, all good. And then they just started being like, oh, and Benjamin's leading people away from God. And then Jim Bob's like, I am going to-- I'm going to-- we have to take down the bearer community. It was like nuts. We call it the Jort Wars, because he was wearing Jorts when I let him stay at my house. And it finally peedered out. It's all good. And it's like, dude, Jim Bob was making clips, trying to make me look like a pedophile. Because this is the guy who stayed at your house. Yeah, I let his family stay at my house. He like, they all talk shit. They talk shit about my faith. Again, that's certainly weird to me. I know, because they felt shame. But I don't fucking care. And people are like, oh, you mock the Trinity and called God gay. I go, no. Milo and E. Michael Jones did an intervention-- a Trinity intervention. It ended up being pretty funny. And the joke from before was two guys in a ghost. Where's the woman? Sounds a little gay. I'm like, if you're offended by that, you can go fuck yourself. Like, that's retard. I know you're not that holy, dude. I'm like, I-- I actually toil in the wilderness. I'm like, I fucking watch as I separate goats from sheep. Like the metaphors in the Bible, I take so seriously, I fucking do. You know, like, I close B-fruitful, multiply it, don't be fruity and boring. I'm like, my dog just got up 'cause that's usually how I had. That's so funny. I'm like, no, I love God. Like I think about it all the time, but it's like, I wonder how you, like how did Jesus pray? And that one thing started this crazy thing, and I'm like, bro, I don't know the answer. I've settled on its mysterious. But when people can get it as mysterious. Yeah, you feel a Christian? I mean, it depends on what the brand is, is that Benny Johnson in the ortho-brows, or is that like how I feel about Jesus and God? Yes, that's my theology, but the word Christian now is like, either Israel or, you know, just these-- Oh, I get what you're saying. Yeah, like I said that a lot, dude. It's like, I love Jesus. I just nod into the organized religion. Dude, we're two or three gather in my name. It's like, he fought the fucking Pharisee that was saying, how dare you? This is special boy, blah, blah, blah. Like, he wasn't wearing the $3,000 robe and having you kiss a picture of him, like-- Interesting, dude. So anyway, that's just my, and again, I try not to even really talk about religion much. I'm like, if you think it's sacred, I'm gonna try to honor that. But if you're gonna fucking come at me and just like the Jews with the Holocaust, use like your religion as a liability shield, no. Like you're just not gonna do that. Like, if you're gonna wear your Hawaiian shirt and talk shit and I'm like, I'm gonna make fun of you, you're not God. And we can make up if you want, if you wanna hash it out. Like, you know, dude, I'm the first to bury a fucking hatchet if someone's just not psychotic with me. It's like, let's make it bury it, dude. Let's figure it out, but it's not my place, let's be-- No, but it's like, no, but it, I mean, it's like, he would be like, I'm not going to Brohemi and Grove of Olens there. He's truly psychotic. What did he do? He does not love the Lord properly. I have not done a goddamn thing to this guy, you know? It's like, if someone wants to actually act like that's really what you're offended by, it's like, have I come at your family? Did I even know who the fuck he was when he started doing these videos about like, how dare you, how dare you not believe what I believe? I'm like, bro, I don't care. I'm a scumbag from a sweet on New York. Like, I do. Like you guys would get along on so much stuff. And I'm down, I'm down. It's like, if he wants to fucking make fun of each other and we were gonna do that. And then he was like, oh, how dare him. He's like, oh, I'm like, okay, dude, you're just being a pussy. 'Cause at first we were gonna say good, yeah, I get it, dude. I mean, I get it. And it's fine to like him, like I don't hate him. It's just, this has been my experience where it's like, where it's like, all right, let's, and then he goes, let's see who's funnier and we'll roast each other. I'm like, yes, dude, I used to get hit by fucking tomatoes with gypsies, bro. I'm like, feral. Like I'm in. And he's like, oh, but too far for me. I'm like, okay, man. But anyway, it's all good. I truly is all good, like I'm not so, we're gonna get you guys to go. Well, I'm just a Kumbaya guy, dude, me too, bro. I'm like, I'm like totally that guy. And I know you know that about me. Like I can get autistic and I can grind away at shit that probably makes my life harder. I get it, dude. My brother, who I love is like, yo, my brother's coming. No one bring up the fucking moon. Like I get it. Like I can be that guy, I've worked on it, I get it. Like I may have ruined one of Amy's mom's birthdays once talking about the fucking moon landing like 10 years ago. Like I literally don't, I try not to do that. But I know that's a weakness. But if someone just wants to be like, hey man, let's just not do that anymore. I'm like, yes. Like I'm fucking feel good, Gary, man. I'm like, I'm like a dog. I'm like, oh, let's play fetch. It's like, you know, it's like, oh, and there's probably a lot of trauma from what you went through. And like, I used, I had to work on this too. Like, like I got so much shit when I was in high school that I had this fucking quick trigger. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I would just cut people. And then like, I got in a recovery and I realized I was turning into my father. Bro, I couldn't work with anybody. And I was fighting everybody. And I go, yeah, I'm gonna end up like my dad. And I love my dad. I would never, you know, he's going, if you get it, if you do it all again, would you choose the same parents? 100%. So, but like, he made a lot of mistakes. And I think he made it. So I would see that and like, not repeat that. But I do get that like that kind of quick to fucking kneecap people because you've been through a lot. And there was, you know, like at the beginning, again, I'll say this. It's like, you were saying things that people weren't ready to say and or were ready to see. And I said this to you in brohemian growth. And it's like, you never want to be the first explorer. You want to be like the six or seven explorers. Bro, I feel comfortable being the first guy though. I would do that. Well, yeah, like even in forest, like I like to go in when no one's fucking been there. And I start cutting and burning. Like I'm like, sometimes it's harder for me to be like the guy that finishes it. I'm like, I like to like set the tone, cut the, like dude, I'm related to William Clark from fucking Lewis and Clark. It's like, I like being like, nothing's been done here. Let's start it. You know, but it does get a backlash. And I do have, I do have that thing. I have the same thing, like, you know, I went through a phase where I'm like, oh, you're going to come at me. I'm going to fucking make you regret it. So you don't do it again. And it's like, it was just a fear response. It was just like, I don't want you to, I don't want you to keep hitting me. Yeah, totally. It's natural. And you kind of get that. And then you got to be like, okay, breathe. But what I'm saying is like, you know, it's like, yeah, going into forest, you're probably great at that. But I'm talking like cultural shit. Like when you're the first one to say something that's very taboo, everybody comes at you. Ro, but I'm like a hard-earned myself. I have flow state. Like I don't do, my pronouns are real nigga, dude. You know, for real, dude. Like I actually relate to that. I'm like, but that would require planning. Like I'm just in the zone. I'm like a musician. I'm like, but I was feeling that this new shit. And it's like, yeah, but you got to wait, man. And six months, that's when the gays come in. I'm like, I can't wait. It's like, so I have to take, like I'm no victim. Everything that happened to me was because I had the thrill of that feeling. Just like a lot of bees end up in jail. I get it. So like no one owes me anything. Like I know that when you say shit, like pandas are fake, people are like, what the fuck? Yeah. And I'm like, yeah, pandas bears are literally fake. Like there's zero chance they were ever in the wild. And then you know, two years later, everybody's talking about fucking pandas being fake. And I'm like, now like, I want to know what I used to do that sucked that I've changed is I used to want credit. I'd be like, well, who fucking said it first? I'm like, well, I didn't even say it first. And who do I want credit from? And don't I just want people to know stuff? Like I just want people to be. It's like the Canisellan's thing. I wanted Andrew Wilson to be crushed. She did a better job than I would have done. So I'm like happy. I'm like happy that like people got to see that. And it's like, I'm happy for anybody. Like I don't own any ideas. Like I used to be a little, you know, a little like like a dragon with like, you know, when she paladed that trans joke that I did before and suffered for it and all this stuff. And I'm like, yeah, but don't I want people to see that? Like that was the whole point. It's not about me. It's like, it's also that because that happened to me too. I'm not saying he took it from me or I took it from him, but we know you're ahead of a lot of people too, man. But it's like, the way I saw it, 'cause he did it on Saturday night live. We had a bit about the Orlando gay bar shooter and he did it on Saturday night live. And the thing I had to say is I wrote a Dave Chappelle level joke, you know, at the same time. Right, right, that's great, man. No, that's how I got to, man. I'm just like, dude, it's all good. Like it's almost like field of dreams when that one goes is like, is that why you did this for you, you know? Where it's like, no, I was the guy that brought the base thing that helped put me into the day. Oh, and like you won. Like, I feel like you want you won. And I feel like me to a lesser extent of how far you went with moving and like just totally changing your life. I would love to move, but the way you change your life and all that shit in regards of whatever happens in the world with society crumbles. Oh, my whole area just burned to the ground. So like, it's not, I'm not in a Norman Rockwell painting. Don't give me wrong, I'm crushing, but what do you mean burnt? Dude, Spokane just burned like 15,000 acres, like just gone. It was just like, dude, we have, we had smoke here for a month. It's just like a pock elliptic is shit. And we have to always be alert for fire, dude. And fire is like one of the craziest things. I take fucking drunk Mexicans over fire. I mean, it's a, it's crazy because when we were young, they didn't call climate change, they called it arson. Right, right, right. It's crazy how the, how the words change. But at every single climate change event, there's an arsonist every fucking time, just doing some shady fucking, you know, Bolshevik bullshit, like just try. And that's how they take over. They burn it down. And then they always say, let's buy for pennies on the dollar. There's always J lighting happy. You just look at the insurance positive. Yeah, dude, I really want to call it an episode of this. There's a- *laughs* - Oh dude, insurance, you might talk about insurance companies or in that level of like actually running shit where it's like insurance is bigger than all the governments, all of it. And if you just look at where the policies are and who owes what and all that, you'll see places burn based on that shit. - Yeah, it's crazy. Oh, and one more time, you got a website still, what do you do? - Yeah, on Benjamin.com, and I have like thousands of episodes of my podcast. - I think that's something to do. - It seems like-- - Yeah, mentally, constantly putting out content. - Yeah, yeah, I'm part German, man. If I don't work, like I feel weird, you know, that's why when we said work will set you free, we're trying to help. And we didn't know that they didn't have sweat glands. Anyway, little.tv is where-- And it's nine dollars and 11 cents a month. - Are you back on YouTube? - No, I tried a while ago, and I just, I mean, I'm allowed on anyone's show. I might be a lot back, but I just grew to grow my own thing. I'm like, I'm just done wishing and hoping and wondering. So, I'm on Twitter, you know, I'm on Instagram. But like, yeah, ladle.tv is nine dollars and 11 cents a month. And it, I have my own infrastructure, so I can't, like, it doesn't shut down. - Yeah, I mean, that's the bad, like, so I go to Montreal and I bomb, dude. And I like, I just get excommunicated, read out the gate. And it was the best thing that ever happened to me because I had to build a system outside the system. - Yes. - Dude, that's how the Jews actually got power. They, they get kicked out. - They're like, we have to build our own financial system. - Yeah, now we're in it. - Yeah, and now we're in it. By the way, I don't believe that story about the Rothschilds either. He was so smart. - No, exactly. - He did not, dude. It's like, if you take a look at all these fucking billionaires, that steam was so smart, that's why he got to work at Bear Stearns. He's just super smart. When he's like, when he's like, I got a calculator. - Yeah, yeah. - Exactly. - I got a calculator and an egg size dick. And I was like, it came up with this system. No, it's like Jeff Bezos was hand selected to do what he's doing right now. - Staying with Gates, yeah. It's like, he started in the garage. It just so happens is dad's a world eugenicist and his mom runs like United Way. But it was in a garage. - Yeah, and the same thing with the Saudis. Like the Saudi Empire, the House of Saud was started by British fucking spy. And like they just positioned these people, which is the greatest gig of all time, by the way. You go, who had the greatest gig ever? It's the guy that got put in charge of the House of Saud and just became a trillionaire. And now his kids do whatever the fuck they want. They buy every fucking sports team. That's the greatest gig ever getting that. (laughing) Just so hot, man. - I'd miss water. - I love it when they go anywhere they want. They go, dude, I want to go to San Diego for the, and then they fly somewhere and they bring all the furniture. They just spend money, spend money. Like they literally take all the furniture out of the four seasons and replace it with their own fucking furniture. - That's hilarious. - Like he got a gig to basically, 'cause the British made all the fucking borders. - That's where the wizard's fucking our man. - Oh, dude, it's not Jews, man. These people just like, "Oh, well Jews is a brand. "It's like House of Saud. "Everything's a fucking brand." - It's all sigils and shit. - Yeah. - Oh, yeah, yeah. No, the Holocaust is a spell for Jews. It's so that they get so afraid they'd never assimilate. - Yes. - Yeah. - It's like, "Oh, I can't be cool to my neighbor "cause he's gonna turn me into a lamp." - What a great way to make religious extremists create a country and have everybody on welfare. And the only thing they gotta do to get the welfare is to read these insane books that say insane shit. (laughing) Hey, you're the greatest, and you're the best, and everyone else is cattle. I mean, imagine that was your gig, dude. - That's why it's all about gratitude and forgiveness, man, and wise man once told me that this world, and the wise man is you, that this world, I remember it text to me that once, you're like, "This is like a house of mirror, mad house." - It's a haunted house. - It's a haunted house, loose harvesting machine. - So if you're just grateful, like, "Oh, no way." A ghost popped out. Hey, Mr. Ghost, how you doing? - Give him a way, dude. - Man, I wouldn't change who my father was. He had problems. Like, do that's the only way to not get suck drive, man. - Yeah, is to learn from your mistakes and change them. It's like better to get, like, I've always said this. You will have turbulence in your life. It's either gonna be early or it's gonna be late, but it's gonna happen. - Yeah, and it's gonna help you grow. And how you deal with that determines how far you go. And it's like, I got it early with the, like, get an X, communicate, drug problems, all that shit, and then getting out of my own way and now thriving. Like, these guys, I see them all getting it later in life. And it's like, when do you wanna get it? When you're at the top? It's like, I said this before about Andrew Wilson. It's like, I've done business with him. I still do business with Andrew Wilson. But it's like, that rise was so fast, dude. You didn't realize the blessings of that. - You started? - Yeah, you didn't build the roots. I had a lot of problems early in life, and then late '30s, mid-30s. Yeah, I had a good run in Hollywood in my 20s. - You had a great run. - But I had like, my childhood was fucking dark. There was also some light shit too, but it was like, I developed some deep roots early, and then that helped me way later when the fucking, the wins came back. - Yeah, I mean, the appreciation of what you, you know, you got these young comics, they get big on Instagram, 'cause Instagram wants retards to flourish. So, you know, you do monkeys throwing shit against the wall, and you're getting a million views, and suddenly you're selling a bunch of tickets, and that happens very quickly. You're not gonna appreciate what that means. - Like guys like us, we're in Cleveland, doing Wednesday nights, Cleveland improv. It's like, I'm grateful that we had to go through all that. - I need Tuesdays in Calgary, dude. I did a Tuesday to Sunday. Like, that's how that's what I do. - I feel ya. You know, doing Kansas City with those dudes, where he's just up at four in the morning, is like, you know, you gotta do all the radio, and then you go, everyone's shit-faced. You know, like, you think you got a bonus, but no one ever gives you one. - Yeah. - But you got to struggle up there. Like, dude, a lot of those shows, like, they weren't even your fans. They were given a free ticket, and you got to fucking hold their attention and win. And it's like, dude, I love that we have that experience. It makes this like, no more about the world. - And appreciate when you have it. - Exactly. And now I'm just all about health and my family's health, and good food, good friendships, you know? - Like, this conversation was fucking great, man. I loved it. - Well, it was fun. I mean, like, I'm generally happy when I see you on these big shows. I mean, like, it's good to see where you went through, and then to finally get your flowers for like, the things you said that got you ex-communicated. And it's like, it's gotta be crazy to see that people now are flourishing off of saying the same shit you were saying a long time ago. But like, that's what it is, man. It's like, you know, when you're an outlaw, you create the system, and then the rich kids come in and collect it, right? And I gotta focus on like, but I got to have the adventure. I got to have that roller coaster. And like, you know, the house is sad. I guarantee you a lot of those guys are like, so what do we do next? - Yes. - Like, we get more bojobs. I got a bigger couch. It's like, we bang more prostitutes. - Yeah, I'm shitting on chicks. - Yeah, that's totally, you're just chasing the next high. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's why inner peace is good, man. I see that you've done a good job with that. And I mean that. - Scott let go, dude, surrender to it. - Surrender. - It's like, you're the sky. I say this all the time in recovery. You're the sky, your emotions are the weather. It will pass. - My bike's never coming back. - Your bike is that guy, that bike has been hawked. - Yep, 1991. I just wanted people to acknowledge, acknowledge what happened. - Yeah, we're in the upside down world right now. So like Kanye said, dude, in a world of lies, the truth seems crazy. - Yeah, yeah, but it's still super powerful though. And they all want it, they all want it. - Yeah, yeah, I feel bad for these fucking people. Like, dude, Bill Gates can never say pandas are fake or someone ate Charlie Kirk. Like he has to say exactly what he has to say. - 100% and that's another reason why like, I would love to have this project, and we're gonna go on Netflix. That would be a great gold and great achievement. But like the stand up, dude, like the freedom of being like, so free underground is like, you can say the most truth, which is dangerous. - The truth is dangerous right now. You can say it and move on with your life. When you get to these really high levels, everything is true. - And it's more dangerous up there. Like, I don't even feel that threatened now. Charlie Kirk, when the mafia of the world is giving you an MK bitch in 50 Mill, and you have to deliver all the college kids like, you can't fuck up. Me, you know, I annoy people, but no one's like, we have to kill the fucking panda guy that fought with Jay Dyer, like no one gives a fuck. - Yeah. - You know, it's freedom. Freedom is so free to move as you want. - Yeah, and that's why like when you get their money, it comes with a big thing. Like you can't go off reservation. - No, and it's kind of fair. It's like, that's why when I had my reputation burned, I'm like, yeah, I mean, you guys made it, you know? Like they did. They put me on Comedy Central. They put me on all this shit. They're like, you can't have that sigil that we created in your name like a spell and talk shit about our noses and our little dicks. You know what I'm like? I get it, man. - Yeah. - I think it's the sweetest show to chosen people to be honest with you. - Dude, a lot. - Dude, and there's a lot of power in Sweden. That's where Stockholm is. - That Switzerland's where all the power is, dude. And like, everyone's looking at Israel. Like, dude, everything's insane. - Dude, Israel's a dump. Israel's a spell. - They're gonna listen. Israel's gonna eat the sins. And they're just gonna get rid of the Babylon Jews with the slaves. Then they're just gonna go to Argentina. - 100%, dude, they're just gonna give us-- - I'll just pitch you a final thing. I know we're going along, but like, I think all the golds in Antarctica, dude, we got an argument today on one of our other shows, a financial show, and it's like, there's no gold in Fort Knox. - That's why I ran-- - No, there's no gold in your time, show you it. - Dude, Rachael Island, they got that shit, like in 1815, they used to say it was there because no one could make the trek to check. Because every revolution, they're just like, go steal the gold back from the fucking grabbers. And they got so sick of it. I think that that's why there's Antarctic treaty. No one's allowed to go to Antarctica. It's like, I think that's where they keep a lot of shit. - Why can Switzerland be neutral? - Why are they allowed to be neutral? Why can't I rack be neutral? - Why can't Kuwait be neutral? Why can't Palestine be neutral? - Right. - Why is Switzerland like, yeah, we're not involved. They're like, why can't we not? Why can't Poland be like, we're neutral? - They're like, 'cause we have great chocolate. - Yeah, that's like sweet. - Dude, you don't want bomber factories, you won't get our chocolate anymore. - Yeah, 'cause everyone else can be neutral, 'cause they want to bomb them and take their shit. - It's like, it's all about hiding the, destroying the old world and blood sacrifice. - That's what wars are all about. - 100%. - Oh, oil, oh my God, dude, everywhere's got oil. - Everywhere. - Dude, and they keep, it just refills. - Yeah. - 100%. - There's no running oil, that's what they told us. We're gonna run out oil at some point. 'Cause sure we are. Dude, scarcity is the biggest fucking lie. - Oh my God. - Biggest lie, dude. - There's enough for everybody. If anyone's starving, it's because fucking wizards and sorcerers, fucking stop food coming from you. And that's this fucking straight-of-arm moves and stopping the oil. It's about food supply. It's about they're gonna try to get everybody so they don't have any food. And then, this is the thing, dude. And I said this before, and I'd love for you to hear. It's like, they keep saying they wanna get rid of cops and they wanna get rid of fucking prisons. I go, do you guys understand what you're asking for? You're asking to get slaughtered. Because the silent majority, the only thing that keeps them from going nuts on all you people, from the hoard of the silent majority, fucking descending on Antifa, descending on BLM is the thought of they have to, they go to jail and their kids grow up without a parent. That's what stops them from acting crazy. And they're just like, let's just be cool and raise our kids. You take that fucking, that punishment away and you tell a bunch of people that they won't go to jail if they just murk everybody. You're calling for chaos, dude. They want chaos, they want scarcity and chaos, for sure. Yeah, that's what I keep telling everyone to have a garden. I'm like, one tomato has a hundred seeds in it for a hundred tomato plants. Because they want everyone dependent on food and then to pull it back to get compliance. Dude, it's farming cows. I have the grain bucket. If my cows could get their own grain, they wouldn't let me milk them. Yeah, and it's also like, they think they can, like how many, someone said like 3,000 people run the world. There's a billion people. Like, you can put about a flock cameras you want. At some point the hoard's gonna come. Yeah, that's what they need consent and dependence, yeah. Well, that's why they haven't put boots on the ground. I mean, you don't have boots. They don't have boots you want. Well, it's also that they can't, like every, like 9/11 was getting us to consent to sending us to fucking murder brown people in the Middle East. Yeah, they can't get the consent anymore. Exactly. Dude, and people are like, they're gonna make everything a prison. I'm like, well, you need to have a free world for the prison guards to live in and buy shit. Where do they buy shit from, the grocer? How are they in prison? Like, it's all spells. It's like Wizard of Oz at the end. They're like, oh shit. And then they're getting a hot air balloon of inflation and just float out. And they head on down the road to the next kingdom but there isn't another one this time. So this is why it's a fun time. It's like, it's high-stakes shit. It's like, they can't go, like Princess Bride. You know, it's like, we're just poor law's circus folk. Will you help us? That doesn't happen now 'cause the brand fucking popped. Yep. The brand is popped. And when the brand is popped, they disregard it. That's why Israel's fucked. It's like, it's so fucked. It's so fucked. Yeah, it's a bit of a race it turning into Babylon, which has always been the old gods want to come out and play. I've been saying that for fucking years. They're tired of sitting in the background. They want to be worshiped. They won't on sacrifice. In regards to what you think of Jesus and there's people like Jesus didn't exist. I don't believe that at all. He, now Jesus changed the whole thing. He said you don't have to eat flesh and drink blood, bread and wine. Like, he showed everyone that they didn't have to be evil anymore. And it's so powerful that I don't like getting lost in theological debates because it's so simple and beautiful. You know what I'm saying? It's so simple, dude. And it's like, there's just so many things where you're like, ah, that doesn't make sense to me. Sounds like an apparatus of control. Exactly. Keep it down simple. Love thy neighbor. Give it away. Help others. And you know, the commandments, if you're, they're just high vibrational behavior. Totally. These wife, no murder, don't lie. Like, these are basic high vibrational fucking actions. You do that. Your life is much better. It's all high vibration versus low vibration. And that's why forgiveness is so important because shame is a weapon of Babylon. So it's like Jesus showed that you could say, I made a mistake, but you have to admit it. You have to like take the step to say, you know, I did that and it was wrong and I want to be better. That's like good magic. That's like the beauty. Because if you don't have that, people always think there's only black, I go, I think there's high vibrational actions. And that leads to high vibrational energy. And that's manipulation of energy, which is why I think magic is. Yeah, it's like, it's like alchemy, you know. It's like just taking one thing and I guess like good magic would be magic without anything hidden or a trick where it's just like, if you do this, it's good and the energy goes up. But since we're in an infinite energy system, it's not a manipulative, like no one's losing out because you're crushing. - I agree, dude, great way then to show. - Oh, I love it. One more time, tell them where they are. - Oh, and oenbenderman.com, ladle.tv. I have my own social media app where it's actually really clean. It's app.bertariatimes.com. And it's just like really positive good shit in there. There's no fighting, none of that cortisol stuff. I, we actually built an alternative for anybody that wants to do that. And then courses.oenbenderman.com. If you want to learn about piano, it's clean lessons, but there's also some cool ass of direction in there. - All right, dude, great show. - Here's a clip from the latest broken sim. Okay, Bigfoot exists. Bigfoot exists. - I believe that it could be anywhere from interdimensional, creature, pasta, ice wall. I'm gonna go with A. - We're in agreement. I'm in an A2. There's just been too many encounters with something like Bigfoot, as we use the known fake image of him, but there's just been too many encounters for it, not the best. - I believe in cryptids 100%. I mean, I have tweker ghosts at my house that jack stuff and try to hawk it on the other side. They try to sell my shit. Like I'll find my nose hair trimmer in the back yard. I'm like, why is my nose hair trimmer in the back yard? - That's crazy. You don't think your daughter's maybe just picking it up and dropping it to a tweker ghost, buddy. - That's crazy. Okay, the next one is Paul is dead. Paul McCartney died and he was replaced by Brian Epstein and other people in the Beatles. And the person we now know as Paul McCartney is an imposter fall, as some people call him, that replaced Paul McCartney in the '60s. - 'Cause this is your baby, I'll go first. I'm gonna put it in a C. I think it's possible. - Okay. I'll tell you why I put it this as an F, fittest flat earth or F. What are the odds that there were two people who looked just like Paul McCartney that were the most talented musicians in history in pop music. - I mean, yeah, it's definitely you're onto something. - It may be, and then it's also one of the things people misunderstand is that Paul McCartney famously had a mo-ped accident. You can go see the result of this in the rain video. You can see Paul McCartney go watch the video for rain. His tooth is a little bit crooked and he's got a fat lip. That changed his face a little bit. He got a really gnarly scar on his lip and that's one of the things people point to to say that he was swapped out. Yeah, so you said-- - So I did see, right? And you did a F. - So we're gonna go see it. D will go D on that one the next one is the Denver Airport is an underground Illuminati end of days base kind of like a you know a safe harbor place for elites when the shit goes down At the Denver Airport. What do you think about that? Because if you know I'm gonna I'm gonna go a Because the elites have bought a bunch of property around it. It's 50 miles from Denver they dug up way too much Way too much dirt for that stuff. I believe there's tunnels that go from one coast to the other and So and then now they're running with the conspiracy good conspiracy thing. I think it's an a Okay, yeah, when I The imagery in there if you haven't seen it go look it up. There's a bunch of Masonic imagery and like a cult Pain like murals and stuff. It's bizarre. It took them years to build it like way longer than it should have There was a bunch of tunneling equipment that was seen around the around the airport I put this one as a B Which means we're gonna have to flip a coin call it Sam. What do you call it? I got a digital coin flipper right here. So I called it an a you called it a B We got a flip a coin on and if you're if you went in the coin toss it goes and it would be 0.5 which is higher than B. So it's close to the a we're just flipping a coin I want you to call a coin in there, okay, we're gonna win the coin toss. I have it right here. I'm gonna go ahead Okay, here we go. I'm flipping it and it's heads you win. So that'll go into a There we go. All right, so Denver Airport going into a the next one is that aliens as we know them are demons Spiritual entities something a something similar in nature to demons what we know as aliens are actually spiritual spiritual entities I'm gonna go I'm gonna go a on this. I think it's 100% angel angels and demons. I'm an angel's and demons guy Elser Crowley even called it and he's the wickedest man He said they would be known as another name, which would be aliens I still don't believe we traveled space. So I think space is faking gay. So I'm gonna go Hey, I would almost go ask at this point, but again, I'm gonna go a Okay, well, I'll tell you I think that some of them are aliens physical beings from different places and some of them are Spiritual entities. So I would kind of put that as a C. I think we'll slot it into B But yeah, I think they both exist and people are conflating them oftentimes like the ones that people say look like Kind of like Nordic's the Nordic ones. I think those are just aliens that or maybe people from the future or something But definitely physical beings Okay, the next one is Hitler survived the war and lived out his life He died at peace elsewhere in the world doesn't matter where just that he survived the war and lived to an older age It didn't die as we were told I mean, I'm almost ass on this really. Yeah, I'm almost an ass But I'll lean towards an a but I'm pretty much an ass. So I'm gonna go with ass. I think that's 100% true Okay, all right, see I'm gonna put this at sea. I just think there's too much. There are too many diaries and Contemporary accounts of his behavior in the bunker his declining health his You know, I mean there there's accounts from his servants from The hand-made and lady like the assistant that was there all saying that he was just ripping his hair out by the end and Ready to end it all we know that Gurbals the truest of all true believers wouldn't have often I think wouldn't have offered himself and his whole family If he thought that Hitler was going to live on So I I really find this one to be a D. So you put it S which means it goes into the beat here Yeah, I just don't believe Hitler's I think anybody else you could tell me that Martin Bournemann survived I totally believe that because we know he attempted to escape and that he had a plane ready But not Hitler, not Hitler, man. Okay, next one is skinwalker ranch. It is the site of Genuinely confounding Spiritual physical entities at what we hear about skinwalker ranch from the people The conspiracy people is true. What do you what do you say on that one? I'm a go ass Okay, okay, I was going to say because my friend Ryan lives there near there and I I believe Ryan and Ryan Burns and I think he's seen it. I think he's experienced it. I'm going S Okay, I put this one at the in the A tier because I'm saying like there's a 10% chance that it's some kind of government Sci-op kind of thing, you know, they're hiding something else there The government is that they just don't want people coming in so they put up, you know They pass around these myths about the place So that means we have to flip a coin to see who's going to get it call it in the air Sam Tails It is tails. All right, that one's going to go in the S tier. You keep winning look at your psychic psychic Sam The next one is Patriots and control QAnon was someone in the government QAnon is exactly what it was purported to be someone in the government who loved this country and Wanted to get some information out to people and let them know that things are going to work out And was telling the truth as far as they knew it QAnon. What do you say? Well, I'm gonna go finish flat Earther because it was operation trust Yeah, but it was telling us the truth. It just not in the way that you describe it Well, some of it was truth. Some of it was most of it was stuff we already knew that was already out there And it was just but that doesn't mean it's not the truth. No. No. Yeah. Yeah But then a lot of I think it woke up a lot of people Okay, yeah, I think we agree on this one the fittest flat Earther F for it being Patriots and control a lock her up all that stuff Lock her up was not true. That was a lie. They were never gonna do that So yeah, but anyway, we're at a point of agreement there finally the next one is JFK That incident was as we keep hearing more and more now was fake JFK did not die on that day But survived Yeah, yeah, this is the other one JFK survived that day the Endowus and went on to live his life. I don't know and become Jimmy Carter That became me Carter guys AI suggests when someone asked AI to make an older looking JFK and it looked just like Jimmy Carter What would you say to that one? You know here's the thing they they could say he faked his assassination But no one says our case senior faked his assassination. So why would they take out one brother or not the other if you'd like to hear the rest of this Episode subscribe to broken simulation in your podcasting app or check us out at youtube.com/sam Tripoli Up Aaron this is only the beginning. You just put my mind in foil hat. Yeah, foil hat. Yeah, well