1 - Sext Me So I Know It's Real

[MUSIC] >> Do you call him daddy? Do I call her daddy? >> Call her daddy. [MUSIC] >> Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas bitches. It is call her daddy episode one. First of all, I just want to go ahead and say, you probably have no idea who we are, and that is okay. >> Because we are nobody's, that's probably why. >> I bet everyone listening, either you, your mother, your neighbor's dog, you've all got a podcast at this point. >> Honestly, we were just feeling really fucking left out, and we were like, let's get on this podcast train. >> Yeah, it's kind of hot, I like it. So I think we should first introduce ourselves, like we said, no one has any idea who we are. So, Sofia, bring who you are to the table right now. >> God, this is going to be a short intro, because who the fuck am I? >> My name is Sofia Franklin. To be honest, I'm probably here just to ride Alex's co-tales. I work a nine to five job to finance firm in the city, and I think a lot of this is going to be us just talking about our day to day lives and the shit show that's happening when you're in your 20s. >> This is going to definitely be a shit show. My name, my. I can't even get over how I sound on this, my cue guys. It's all new to me. My name is Alexandra Cooper. I am a stay at home, try hard vlogger by day. And an insta hoe by night. Can I get around a flops or myself? You know that's what ever girl wants in their life. I'm an insta hoe. Okay, so for call her daddy, Sofia and I have only known each other for what, six months. >> Yeah, I think it could be six months. >> We met each other because we needed roommates, and we met each other. The day that we met each other, we signed a least, and we went out and got hammered that night together. It's a beautiful thing called love. >> It is. >> And it's just been a wild ride. >> It has. These past six months have been more of a shit show than my college experience. Living with you has been an actual trip. >> So get right into it all. >> You're getting there. >> I can tell you, you want me to go right into it. >> Yes, exactly. >> I'm green. >> And leading to it just go for it. Let me just first say that we are in a studio right now with guys staring at me and I'm like, men, hold your horses and get ready for what we just did last night. All right, so I'll get right into it. So I'm talking to this guy, and we've been talking for a little bit. Last night, Sofia and I just decided to get drunk. There was no reason. Sofia has her job today. Again, I get to sit on my couch and do Jackson. But Sofia had to go to work today. So last night we're getting hammered off whiskey, classy baby. So we're getting hammered. And when your drunk is a girl, you need to be texting a guy. There's gotta be one guy in your phone, one specific guy that you're texting at the time. And so Sofia and I start texting this guy. And when the liquor starts flowing, baby, >> Thanks God. >> A little hot and heavy, a little sexy. >> Oh dear God, if my parents are also watching this, turn the thing off in the show. >> Dad, cuz this is where you're gonna lose all respect for your daughter. Okay, so that thing millennials do, it's called texting or sexting if you will when you're drunk. Let's just get right into it. So we start sending some unwarranted texts. This guy's not even trying to be creepy. He was being annoying. >> No, the conversation started off just like, hey, how have you been and you're like, do you want to fuck me or what? >> No. >> We're not exactly like that. >> But basically, I just want to like guys know in a little secret. If you're texting a girl and you guys start sexting, just know most of the time, girls are texting you with a pack. >> I need this before I send that shit. >> It's like you send out a questionnaire and you're like, check, yes, this is brilliant, check, no, if it's not, let's fucking go. >> You, the five of us, we're all brilliant, what's gonna turn them on? >> You pass that shit around. So last night, I typed, what am I typed? My God, talking about his dick and this and that. And I throw in the classic, I wish you were here right now. Fucking my tight little pussy. >> Yeah, baby, you'll just break the ice. >> There we are, that's so, I feel like that's a classic. >> Yeah, it's a classic, but then I also know, my girlfriend over here, Sophia is a goddamn well-good sexer. >> Wow. >> So I'm like, well, take a look, how does this look? And Sophia, out of, there is no hesitation, Sophia takes my phone and is like, I can't even believe you would dare almost send that text. Without adding that one adjective, I love the most. And I'm like, what the fuck is the adjective, Sophia? Go ahead. >> The adjective was warm. And I thought that warm was going to take this fucking sex up 10 notches. Don't ask me why. >> To the next love ball. >> So then, so what do you end up writing? >> So like, I wish you were here fucking my warm, tight little pussy. It's just like, my God, I couldn't even imagine if you sent that without warm. >> I know, and at that point, I'm like, what other fucking adjective should we? My tight little, flirty, cute, fun, ambitious pussy. I'm like, why did we need that? >> I throw every adjective in and give him what he needs. So at that point, I'm like, okay, this guy isn't love. I got a boyfriend and he lives across the country. So I'm like, you got to keep that shit entertaining for him. And that's not even the worst part of the story. That's not the reason I woke up this morning saying, well, this is why I'll probably never hear from this guy again. I wake up this morning and I'm looking at you because I have never seen Sophia Franklin leave faster in the morning than she did for work this morning. >> I've never been happier because you knew I had some beef with you. >> My God, I want to cry right now. >> So I wake up in the morning and I will admit, and you can kind of back me up here. I'm that girl that I will black out anything if I don't want to remember something happened. I'm like, no, I never dated, if I dated a guy for a year, I'm like, no. I was comatose that entire year, I wasn't there as black out. So I can usually just black things out, but this guy I'm still talking to. And so I had to reread the text and like, what the fuck did I say? So I start reading our texts. And I'm reading the whole warm in the tight. I'm like, God, he loved that shit. >> No, I'm going to say it. >> No, I'm going to call you the fuck out right now because we haven't even talked about it. So guys, I look at my phone in the morning and aside from the hot sex thing that went on, I remember I left Sophia my phone and she decided somewhere in her blackout state that this statement that she wrote him. And I swear to God, guys, I've read so many sex in my life. I have never heard a girl ask a guy to do that. >> No, turn this off. >> No. >> Go ahead, Sophia. Tell them what you wrote to him. Because I know you remember. >> I need to preface this with, yeah, I'm a little bit psycho, but I came from a good family, a good home, normal, you know. >> You're trying to get your life back up. >> I haven't been exposed to crazy stuff. Something happened in that blackout where I thought it would be the sexiest thing in the world. To say, these are my exact words. I want you to degrade me. >> Just not hot. That is not sexy. No guy thinks that that's fucking. >> I'm looking at the guys in the room, they're like, what is wrong? >> What kind of corner are you like, baby? >> I want you to degrade me. >> My God. >> Pause. >> My God. >> Yeah, thanks. Well, that was on my phone. >> No, thanks. >> Thanks, big girl. >> I feel so bad for you. Why would you give me your phone? >> So the worst part is I'm reading this and I'm like, hi. Where do we go from there? The saddest thing is he went down. >> That's why I know I'm never texting him. >> This is the thing I want to know from guys. >> Would that turn you on? Because I'm going to guess one out of 90 to one guys would be into it. >> And I'm praying to God. I'm not thinking about it. I'm praying to God that guy was drunk because as I kept reading guys, he said some weird shit about spitting in my mouth after that. And I was like, dude, maybe you're a little crazier than I thought. >> You're welcome. >> You're welcome. >> Yeah, now I think I'm this kinky little minks and I'm like, so by the way, and I know he watches my vlog so he's probably going to listen to our first podcast. And you're like, so you're basically sexting Sophia. You're not sexting Alex Cooper, you're literally sexting Sophia. So that went down last night and I realized from then on moving forward, if you guys, any guys that actually follow me, want to de-em me and let me know what your response would be if I texted you and I said I want you to de-gray me. >> Actually, no, I'm thinking about my bad guys. You're like, oh yes, Alex. >> Actually, probably don't put that on your fucking Insta story. We're going to get all the creepers of the night coming in hot. >> No, and you know what? I wanted to yell at you this morning, but I think Karma kind of ate you in the ass because on our way here in our Uber, Sophia realized something that's the most embarrassing. >> This story is, we've all heard stories about getting blocked, blocking people. >> No, you know what I have to say though, before you go forward, I haven't heard that many stories about people getting blocked. When I moved in with you six months ago, I have never seen a girl block dudes like she's just going pee. Like you're like, oops, blocked. He sent me like a "Hey, what's up?" But I wasn't in the mood so blocked. >> Yeah. >> If you block people, like it's your job. >> It's crazy. It's crazy. >> So go ahead. >> I just get triggered, finger happy. >> Okay, so tell them the story, Sophia. >> Yeah. >> I've been talking to this guy. We were like really into each other. So a few nights ago, again, there's like a few cocktails involved. And we got in a little tip. I didn't think anything of it. but people get in fights. And I was trying to play the whole, like, you know, I'm not gonna like answer him if he tries to reach out. Bubble blah. He doesn't try to reach out. (laughs) So, you know, I give him a little phone call. Like two hours later, he doesn't answer. - The liquor keeps flowing. - Ten phone calls later. - Ten phone calls. - No answer. - No answer. - Ten texts. And I have to stay though. You know how girls are in the morning, like, I cannot believe I called him 10 times. - So if he has like no shame. - And then I called him 10 times. - Yeah. - No wait, so if he had that's not normal. - No, and then the next day I was like, oh my God, I'll just call him like 29 more times on my lunch break because nothing shows how in love you are than fucking blowing up someone's phone. - It's true, you have an interesting way of affection. - He's really not giving me the time of day. And I start to genuinely feel like shit about myself and I'm like, we have this great thing going. I don't know what the fuck happened. - And this was for, this was for two days. And then that's why, that's also why this was into the day of her sexting for me. I think that's why you took such a personal interest in my sexting like, 'cause God knows you weren't getting shit on your phone. - No, no, no, I'm like, whoa, I'm not sexting anyone. So we, we're about to have to get degraded. Baby, let's go, fuck me. - Yeah, absolutely. So, and I am not shitting you on our way here. I randomly decide to just look at his contact info. I don't know why the fuck I decided to do it probably 'cause I'm psycho. And I have the option to unblock him. To unblock him. - Guys, she has been sending green text to me like this motherfucker turned his phone off. - In my drunken state, I had blocked him pissed off in the middle of our fight, had no recollection and thought I was getting ghosted. - You ghosted yourself. - Ghosted my fucking self. - Is that a thing? - That's I guess you, we made it a thing. - How does that even happen? - Dude, your face, I swear to God, guys, we're trying to talk, you know, the podcast on the way here and Sophia's like, guys, they can't get all, like, - Yeah. - Like, how is a guy ghosting me? Like, come on, I'm hot. Like, I don't deserve that shit. I wasn't that crazy. And like, Sophia, you called him like, 20,000 times. And meanwhile, little did we know, he did not get one text, one call nothing. - God, he knows what he's been trying to tell you. - He may have been calling in texting. He probably was, honestly. And there I am sitting in my room being like, wow, you're a disgusting piece of shit. - I think that is though what you get for the amount of people that you block. It's on camera. - The first person I ever blocked was my most recent ex. And I've never even like, had to fraternize with the whole idea of blocking. Until I met you, you're the one that actually told me to throw out the block. And you know what though? I have to say because this generation is hilarious the way that we interact via social media and texting, et cetera, because I think to myself and like, normally you have to talk to your ex about whatever. I blocked my ex. I'm at work one day and I get an email from my ex. So you throw that shit, like I'm like blocked bitch. And like, no, no, no, I blocked you on my cell phone. You think that'd be enough. I have an email and the subject line is hypocrite. And I shut you not within the next three days. - I love a great subject line. - Subject line hypocrite. And I have an email 101 emails later. I decided, all right, let's fucking them block this bitch 'cause dear God, I don't want to go into email anymore. - Dear God. That is like, and I know people have like, talked about this quite a bit. Trying to reach people on different platforms. - I was gonna say, hold on, let's get Sophia Franklin a moment to talk about. So again, you're the queen of blocking. I want you to take our listeners through because you know what, girls and guys, if you're worried, oh my God, he blocked me or if you wanna block them, but you still wanna talk to them, let's turn it over to Sophia to take it up the crazy notch and tell us when you block them via texting and calling, how can you then move forward and how have you talked to the guys that you're talking to, not through that way? - That's the great thing about 2018, is there are fucking million ways to talk to people. I thought Venmo was a crazy way to try and get my ex to notice what the fuck was up. Then I realized that this guy is obsessed with fitness and eating healthy and you best believe my fitness pal app became my new go to. I was like, what's up? You've had 28 carbs today and I'm sliding the fucking call me now and block me. - Like what? - What, you ate that yogurt and you up when you're done baby boy. I'm here and I'm ready. - Dude, I remember we're walking back from eating our fat ass is eating some 99 cent delicious New York study pizza and Sophia goes, I don't know, he's just been a little distant lately. It's like one of the guys you're talking to him, you're crazy, by the way, he's been blocked for like a week. This is a normal thing, so he just blocks and unblocks. - She goes, I'm not gonna lie to you Alex. Let me just tell you, I stalked his Venmo and I'm like, dude, what? You mean he stalked his Venmo and you're like, and I saw that last month he paid this girl and I have to say, I'm a little concerned. And so I'm staring at her, I'm like, no, no, I don't understand. - And it wasn't a subject so, no. - Literally I think it was like a pizza emoji. But this is the thing and this is where you're really anything I'm crazy is that's where you have to catch them 'cause they're fucking off guard and they don't think that you're paying attention to their Venmo. - And you're like, be gentle baby. - I'm in and around the Venmo. Let's hang out whatever. - You thought, okay, this is why I love loving with you 'cause you teach me the tricks of the trade. - Last night and I think honestly this is where you catch some guys. We're talking and Sophia just rattles us. You're talking to a guy you're talking to and you go, babe, like in the cutest voice too, 'cause Sophia has her little vali girl voice and she goes, babe, like, can you give me your apple ID and password and I'm like, (indistinct) - Oh, I'm like, okay. - Okay, I was like 80% joking when you first did it. - I just wanna see if I can make them do it. - You're like, I just wanted to check in, like see what he's doing. So moral of the story was, we are absolutely crazy. I don't think we're sitting here happy about it. - No. - No, and that's what I'm afraid of is coming off. Like, we're wearing it as a badge of honor. - I'm, I wanna fix it. I wanna work on it. - I wanna, I wanna re-list this shit and be like, this is where I wanna be. - There are some changes I need to be made. - I mean, I think when you admit that you're going onto your fitness pile up and you're checking after his yogurt, that's what I'm gonna slide in. - You know what, we're staying accountable. - We are. - We're being on it. - We're being sent. - But can I just say, and this is where, all right. Like you said, we're not wearing it as a badge of honor, but we admit, girls are out of their mind. Girls are crazy. Can we just admit that guys can be crazy too? Just a little bit. Just in their moment of weakness. And let me say this, this is what makes, well, okay, maybe it isn't crazy. It's just, you're obsessed with yourselves. You're annoying. Okay, so what was it? A couple days ago, you know, I don't have the biggest data plan at my father. If you're still listening to your God turn it off, but can you get me a bigger data plan, think dad? So I've got a delete shit on my phone. I'm like, okay, I've got 10,000 picks. It's time to reel it in Alex. Okay, guys, when I tell you that I have on my phone, more dick picks from my most recent ex, then I do selfies of myself on my phone. I am not kidding you. The amount of times that guy thought, here's a Christmas present baby girl, wake up and smell the morning dick. Like, I got that shit on my phone so much that it was almost like, and I know it's so, and it sounds like I'm exaggerating. I'm not. I could go out in New York City and give everyone their own individual unique album of my ex's dick. It's like one for you, one for you. Which is so crazy because how can you get that creative with a goddamn dick pick? Girls have very, very, like we have options. You can hit the back shot, the V shot, the tit shot. You can even take a selfie with your face if you're, you know, feeling it. Meanwhile, guys, it's either like, you take a pick of your abs and your dick or it's just your dick. And if you want to throw in a soft dick, well, which he actually sometimes, okay, pray to go to. That's art at that point. That is art. It is, it is. So artistic. And the funny thing about that is my ex was the same fucking way. Like dick picks up the asshole. Okay, that's okay. That sounds it. Backtrack, backtrack. You know, but I think guys think, okay, and this is actually if I can give any advice to anyone listening because I know sometimes on my Instagram, people have reached out to me and they want advice. My first line of advice to a guy is if you are in the beginning stages of talking to a girl, and I mean, you can correct me if I'm wrong, I think it's so gross when a guy just ran, like out of nowhere, you're not sexy, nothing, just randomly throws in a dick pick. Hi, baby girl. I mean, a dick isn't, well, that's interesting. You say that because I feel for the most part girls talk about a dick pick like it's disgusting every single time. It's never appropriate. Honestly, if a guy sends me a great one and we've been dating for a while, I think it can be hot. No, I listen. It really can. You can love. a good dickpeck once in a while in a blue moon. Absolutely. Throw me a nice dickpeck so I'm like, wow, that thing's thinking about me this morning. Thanks, thanks, I love that. Love that. The winner hole. His weiner hole. Dude, so Fianna has a weird. So Fianna has this like weird obsession with, guys are like, okay, like his dick, but love. So Fianna, I love the word weiner. We're like, it makes people feel like I never thought anything of it. Until you're like, you say weiner. Very weird. Okay, I'm totally calling you out here. I think it's because didn't you tell me that this stems from, you know, one, okay, I can't even say it. Just fucking say it. One of your exes. One of your exes. You just send, go ahead, tell you. You already know, it's the way. That's how we thought we got. I'm literally gonna like pull up a video right now. He would use permanent marker and put two little dots above his weiner hole. So he writes two dots as in their eyes. And the weiner hole is the mouth. Maybe that's why I started talking about weiner holes 'cause I didn't know you could turn a weiner and a weiner hole into a fucking talking character. That says how do you hoe in the morning? Honestly, I just asked why are you guys not married yet? This is right. And that's what I say and I know I just said it, but I'm like, does that kind of make you feel like he loves you? He is obsessed. He had to get up. He found the perfect sharpie. He made the eyes so cute. And he sent that knowing like, baby girl's gonna love my little meiner hole. I think there may have been eyelashes on the eyes at one point. Yeah, I actually love that one. I do like him a lot and shout out to you 'cause I bet you're gonna listen to this. But that is unique as fuck. And that's something that I'm like, hey guys, like my ex would never think about that. And I think that's something that you, well, well, well. I think that's something that you and I have actually talked about a lot is the difference between your ex versus my ex. And I think it's almost one of those things where I think a lot of girls talk about like my ex back in the day. Like our most recent exes are so polar opposites. We could do an entire podcast about each of them. I mean, that's just a perfect example. She wants to send me a video of his weiner hole talking to me. Oh my god, you know my ex. Your ex is so insecure. And that's just like the little like, okay. You know what? How about this is how they're different. My ex thought it was the sexiest fucking thing if I would fuck another guy in front of him. Let's just hold on. He thought that was the hottest shit that I could do. I see the eyes. Hello, hello. Hello. We need to pause on that for a minute because now I admit. So when I was growing up, I was always I felt socially like a little bit ahead of the curve. I always was like doing something. And I'm not saying mom, mom, I'm not saying I'm doing the leader. I'm sorry. Oh my god, please. I'm not saying that I was doing crazy. Should I just always felt like my friends came to me for advice because I thought I was like, I knew what I was doing. When I met you, Sophia and the shit that you brought me. I'm like, hold on. Me and my ex were just doing like having sex. So my actually was telling me, so he wants me to fuck this guy. I'm like, hold the phone. Yeah. So your ex genuinely, and I need you to clarify again one more time because I still, your ex wanted you to fuck another guy in front of him. Yeah. Well, and that's the other component to it is he was like, honestly, if you were ever to hook up with a guy behind my back, I'd want you to be honest about it. But if you do, please bring it the fuck up wall. I'm having sex with you. He's like, if you give me details about fucking him while we're fucking, that's the hottest guy you can do. I'm like, you are. You're out of your fucking heart. Like, can you please imagine my ex? Your ex boyfriend would fall to the ground sobbing. I'm being like, I thought we, no. And that's what I'm saying. Guys are so different. When you brought that up to me, and I know now that I have to think about our listeners, guys, when Sophia told me this, I legit was like, hold on, hold on. One, he's, he want, he would even, he's like, oh my god, my dream is to watch you fuck someone in front of me. And then two, if not, it would be so dope if you did fuck a guy that when you come full circle background to your homeboy, when we're fucking, hi, babe, talk about that shit. Like that to me, that take, but you know what, that takes a specific kind of man because he is so confident in himself. Yeah. I think he's probably the best you've ever had. Yeah, he's the best. I've ever had hands down, not even a question. And I think that's crazy because I've always told you it's like, if a guy looked at me the wrong way in the club, my ex was like, we're leaving. Oh my god, get in the car. I love you so much. I'm going to cry. And I'm not trying to shit on him. I'm just saying like, my ex versus very different people. He's a child. Okay. Okay. Let's just, you know, three sums. Yes. Three sums. I was gonna say nine out of 10 guys wants to do a goddamn threesome. That's absolutely my fuel. I have two girls, you, whatever, the two girls are looking up at each other so hot. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, was I dating a normal man? No. A threesome was not enough. I couldn't just be like, babe, like look at this super hot girl. And of course he would think it's hot, but he told me dead serious. Like, there is one thing that I want to accomplish in my life before I die. And it's an F F F M. Now, please explain that to her. What's there? You know, in the kinky world, Alex, come on, get with the program. It's three girls and one guy. And I'm like, you know, what the fuck do I just are cold calling bitches and be like, you know, I just have an unlimited amount of girls. I can just come fuck us. Like, let's go. Let's just get the line going. No, I think it's legit. You got like two, two extra girls. Yeah, I'm like, let alone one. Holy shit. Babe, let's do a threesome. I'm like, no, of course. And I remember you asked me and you're like, yeah, and the girls have to be like super hot. And I'm like, we could grab two homeless people off the side of the road and he'd be like, wow, a man. A world. Let's have a time. That's actually, you know what? I don't even know if I'm allowed to say this because I mean, I guess I kind of'm not using any names. So when I was dating my ex, we were obsessed with this show and it's called in practical jokers and it's these guys and they do crazy shit around New York. We were obsessed with the show. We thought these guys are great. Then one of our girlfriends told us that she knew one of the girls that is dating one of the guys. And I'm here learning about your life, you know, and I'm taking it all in and then here and behold, I find out that this is kind of a normal thing. Some couples do this crazy shit. So what they told me was he was so into her fucking other guys, which again, to me is so foreign. But so let me give you an example of what they told me. So they would order pizza. They would have no idea. They would just know if it was going to be a man or not. And if it was going to be a guy, he would say, you know what, the mission is. She would answer the door. No. No. The job was to lure him into the apartment, get him to like, you know, start talking to her and the end goal is, I want you to fuck him. The pizza delivery man in front of me, once you're done, he leaves. Then we will get into a giant fight about how you're a whore and you're a slut and you're this and that. And then we're going to have fucking nasty make ups. You know, okay. So they do like a pretend fight about it. It's basically role playing, except the poor. I'm like, Alex, you're going to tell me I haven't thought about fucking the pizza guy. Like, he delivers us. The jelly man that we always go to the day. Oh, no, I'm just getting him eventually. We've already talked about our landlord. No, I'm just saying, I'm just saying it's so crazy to me because to involve other people like that pizza guy is probably like, oh my god, I just had. Wow. And he's walking out. God damn. If I could get that number. Well, this is just all part of their little little get together. They're trying to do. And so he and again, oh my god, it is kind of degrading to a woman. But I guess if that is something I understand role playing. So that's the most extreme role playing. Like you said, you're having four, your boy wants four sums. Maybe we're taking all the way pizza man. Let's bring the cheese and the bread sticks and oh, by the way, did you bring a condom? Hi, I think this shit is way more common. I mean, people don't openly talk about it. No, until now, what's up? Call her daddy episode one baby. Let's go. No, you know what? It's true. People don't talk about it. But there's definitely every. So I've never had a threesome in my life. I'm putting it out there. Hello, everyone in New York City and anywhere else. I've never had a threesome. I'm an aux Cooper. But I've definitely talked about it with my ex's multiple exes. Oh, sounds a little funny. Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. So I've definitely talked about it. I knew that my most recent ex, we talked about it. And it was like, there was so much jealousy in that relationship. Like if I said a guy looked at me the wrong way, there was no way he was going to be OK with watching you with a guy. Or even another girl, I think, because he was like, oh, my God, you're my angel. You're my princess. I think like we're in our 20s. So we don't feel the need. If I've been married to someone for 15 plus years, I might kind of be like, fuck the fucking me. Let's get on. Let's just do. No, and I think we've even talked about that week. And I know we're not even at that age. So it's not even. kind of that relatable but there is a there is this point in your life where you go Babe, how do we spice this shit up? Right, but I want to just say that that kind of reminds me that like We're talking about how we're doing crazy shit and like it is kind of crazy But guys love the crazy They were sitting here saying I am on record right now men love the crazy Don't try and tell me you don't because you fucking do you can return that you don't You love it you love it. It is and you know what if if you're dating a guy that's a little bit old like in it like 40s 50s Maybe they don't love the craze anymore because you know that they're trying to tie shit down and they're trying Okay, no mind no, no, no, no, no, I don't care if you're 90 on your deathbed You like the crazy. It's just it is when it is. It's definitely and it's not good. It's not cool I'm not being like oh my god. It's so fun. It's fucking no, it's fucked up So like I said so fia and I live together. We live in New York City, but we have We have a third roommate and she's doing great things with her life. She's getting her PhD and she's can we know nothing about She's becoming a doctor and saving lives and we're over here talking about Dick and whatever the assholes, but so she's getting her PhD and so she's had a boyfriend through college now until now So fia and I sometimes have to spend time alone because she's always working But when she's home, I think it's kind of a reality check for us how freaking crazy we are And again, I want I want to reiterate we are not proud of the crazy no And I think sometimes her name is Lauren. Lauren almost brings us down to earth sometimes because There's always that one friend that's like I'm not calling her the mom of the group. Hi Lauren. I love you so much But you always she calls herself the mom's because she's like guys You are threatening to hack into this guy's eye cloud ruin his life and expose him to TM and five minutes and we're like, oh yeah We exactly know how to do that. What are you talking about she's like no No, yeah, it's because we sit there and we come to conclusions. Let's talk about that I think half the reason that we are crazy because we have a little too much fiking time on our hands. Let's be honest That is when girls are too crazy. It's true. It's not even insecurity. It's not even like Whatever it's like I just want to start some crazy shit because I'm so bored. Half the time I'm little like Sophia. Why do you that? Why'd you start that fight? She's like I don't know this board. Let's go get food. Yes And this type of crazy is I feel like but then there's another level of crazy which Alex I know this guy super hot super successful like a multi-millionaire guy Could have you know a lot of girl super hot And he's been dating this girl and she likes to dabble with you know Amin and Zannix and alcohol you know just your just your nightly nightcap Whatever cute so cool. She's a great time. Let's be real and She went on Facebook and I saw this firsthand And started posting about how his company that he You know his joy and pride in loving his life is taking over people's brain And hijacking their brains to buy the company's product and this is not in a vindictive way This is in a she genuinely was on some ambient trip and is like oh my god She thought there were little video cameras and little speakers and like recording shit in her apartment So now my natural reaction as a man would be like okay So this girl has gone onto a social platform and she is posting that my company is ruining people's lives and I'm hijacking you I don't I don't know I actually haven't even asked you the end of the story but let me guess because there's two options Either he's never talked to his girl again or something great's happening go ahead tell me what are they doing They are on a yacht In Cuba and I can't make this shit up They are they literally posted a picture the other day and they're frallicking in love And she genuinely thinks his company is taking over her brain. She's like and that's how I know Facebook he's going to ruin your life. Yeah, he's like oh my god baby He's like you know what I'm giving for the material. Then I don't know what the fuck is let's go any pace for everything Oh, let's get on this fat. Yeah baby girl. Let's sail away together So how can a guy expect us to expect anything other than we want to be crazy I want to be on the fucking yacht. Yeah. All right, so you know I didn't he is crazy No, I'm gonna be in and let's get on Facebook for my own well-being I feel like I want to tone it down. I think I actually do too. I think we can both said you and agree that Call her daddy episode one we've talked about how we're crazy, but we're getting there. It's almost like a therapy session guys I love that you're hanging out with us. You're listening. I hope you guys can relate to a little bit of what's going on Next week we're gonna come back and we're gonna hit you with episode two. I hope you guys enjoyed episode I think I enjoyed episode one. I mean, I'm sure there were probably like eight or nine people that listened to this and I love that But you know what guys don't about the numbers is about the time you had and what you felt downstairs while you were listening So next week all three of you next week listen, we're running out of time, which is beautiful I didn't know if we'd had enough content, but I wanted to say next week I'm calling Sophia out because on the way here we actually started talking about her little cheating scandal So if you ask some great uh, cheating stories and we're gonna get into that next week So I hope you guys come back and listen and but for now and for the record no, I'm not proud of cheating and I genuinely Will never cheat again, but The way that I got caught cheating will blow your fucking mind because I've never heard Something like this in my life. So please bear with us. It is pretty fucking crazy And so you guys well you'll have to come back and listen for next week But until then thank you guys so much for hanging out with us listening to call her daddy episode one I hope you guys hang out with us next week and call her dad call her mother fucking dad. You