01/03/2026

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Thanks Joanne, I'll give them a ring Okay Miss D - let's keep that in Oh. Alice Hey! Sorry Rix - This is surprise. did you message? No no no koi viимнимistä So, I decided to popkin It's bad timing No, it's fine You still on for Thursday? Oh yes, I meant to message Chris to have Martha that night Well, let me know if it's tricky Of course Oh and I must ring Lillian, see how they're doing in Francesca Francesca? Yeah, there's an indoor show jumping event She and Justin are supporting our juniors We're hoping for a few rosettes Impressive! Yeah, they'll be so proud of themselves It's lovely to see. fingers crossed then Absolutely By the way What do you fancy doing on Thursday? Mingle out, cinema, little pub somewhere? No, I don't mind, but preferably not the bull No no no, the eyes are the village and all that Yeah, I mean we can meet there if you like and then go somewhere else Okay, I'll have a look online for stuff to do Great Anyway, sorry, so I'm holding you up No, no, it's nice to see you Well, cheers then Yeah Morning Linda, you got a minute Oh, David, I think you'll find it's afternoon Indeed it's one minute past Just finished a speed watch session, any guilty culprits? Joyce taken the clipboard, but two out of towners and one regular Oh dear, who's the regular? Till he button Incapable of driving her snazzy new hatchback at less than 33 miles an hour Now, where are you available for some speed watch shifts? I mentioned it to Ruth last week We're still in carving this week, unfortunately And then there's the lamin. It's important for village children to feel safe when they cross the road Don't you think, David? You're rosy for instance? I totally agree, so yeah, give us a shout later in the year See? Make a note of that? Summertime Or possibly autumn? Autumn? Did you enjoy the engagement party last week? Oh, wasn't it wonderful? Although Josh seemed to be out of sorts, I hope everything's okay Not really Turns out he's getting a manager in for his egg business and then he's off on his travels Oh, I didn't realise Or did we? The thing is, Linda, we've had to make a few decisions about the farm I mean, we'd rather not, but it's been forced on us Do you mean the inheritance tax situation? Yeah, I know things have changed, but we decided to buy the bullet But I'm not sure, Josh. He ended up feeling a bit Well, you and Ruth both worked on farms abroad, didn't you? Wasn't Ruth in New Zealand? She was, and I worked in the Netherlands in the early 80s Right, so. What is that? What Josh is going to do? I'm not entirely sure It's being very tight-lipped about it all Anyway, listen, I did have a question for you, Linda How are they? A jesser Ah, just the person What, both of you really? You had near the bull No I'll make it quick, cos it's a paint and now we're in my name, aren't it? I have been elected chair of the Bortesburg Show Committee Oh, congratulations What's that to you and me? Well, I'm looking for some volunteers to help with the show And hopefully try and generate some new ideas Get people really excited about this year, you know? Really? Would they like to get involved? Better? No way! See you there Could you try asking Martin? No, I wouldn't remember! Sorry, pal Oh, really? Yeah, I thought at least I have some interest To you? Why? Well, I'm pretty sure he and Tracy go to the show most years You're relevant, David! If this is how you intend to muster volunteers And if they this year's Bortes the Show is well and truly doomed! Sorry, Chelsea, I'm not sure I follow And I thought you didn't have all the money I don't, but I got a plan Alternate finance Right, how alternative? Well, basically, I can pay most of it, as you know, but the rest of it, what about? If I pay weekly? Uh, mom? Oh, you think it's rubbish idea, the owner will hate it, won't you? No, no, no, no, but it's an unusual way of doing things But that doesn't mean she won't agree Yeah I know there's work to do on the engine So she might be glad to get rid of it Yeah, Chelsea's mates can sort that And for the refurb, we can find people to help so it don't break the bank And obviously I'll do the cleaning and the painting myself Okay Because I'm thinking it needs a bit of style, you know, a bit of attitude So it gets noticed when I take it to festivals and that Which sounds fun Yeah, and as well as a hairdresser, I'm a pretty good barber nowadays So 50 minute trims, 20 quid ahead What, you'll definitely be busy Chelsea, right? Yeah Right, well, shall I call the owner now and see what she thinks? Could you please, Alice, before I chicken out? I'll let you chicken out I've got a plan and I'll tell her that Okay, give me five minutes and I'll come and find you Oh, well, thank you for the lift David, much appreciated Never choice really, not with the prospect of a doom show on my hands Well, perhaps I was a little over dramatic, but you do see my point Right, decide on a big idea in tights and volunteers No, no, no, no, you're talking to them David Corner them and snap them Sounds like a hunting technique Well, it's very similar now, you mentioned it For instance, what exactly did you think Jaza would bring to the table? Um, oh, Barrow pigs could have been a focus somehow But no, I think about it, it wouldn't work as a biosecurity No, so you carefully develop your big idea Then you target those who can progress it And reel them in by presenting it in terms of the benefits, particularly to them Right And if you're very lucky, you can delegate the entire thing to said volunteers Brilliant Oh, now that is exactly the approach I need Thanks Linda No problem Okay, here we are then Linda, quickly, you don't think you'd be interested in leading the charge, so to speak Me? Well, being as you're so experienced in recruiting volunteers I can get you in Robert Free Tickets, class entry to the VIP tent You're certainly learning David, offering me such an array of benefits However, as with yourself and speed watch, I simply find myself too busy Perhaps the autumn? Ah Yes Right Goodbye David Bye Linda Too shame This should do it Chelsea, do you want to grab the other end? Well, Tar, I only need rough measurements to be fair Oh, well, as well get exact dimensions for when you need them I don't know if I will need them yet It's quite wiffy I'm going to fix that, don't worry Rex, you're here again? Oh, yes, sorry, I had a drop off here, two girls for their one o'clock lesson Right, yes And then I saw Chelsea measuring up with a broom What did she say Alice? Did you get old of her? I did And did she like the idea? Oh no, I bet she hated it No, she didn't hate it at all, she asked what I thought about it And I said you've got to clever plan And obviously I can vouch for you So she said yeah? She said yes! Yes! Oh! She's bringing the paperwork over later Oh, I've got a hug you two, Rex! Oh, that had a way Oh, this is actually going to happen, but you've got a lot of work to do Oh, where's my phone? I need to ring mum Oh, your bag's under the ramp Oh yeah, how did it get there? Mum's going to go wild Oh, she's really pleased Yeah Listen, I found a driving movie on Thursday night if you fancy it Really? Yeah, Trumel's hall near Felpershire, and it's a wally, and you've seen it Oh, no, but I remember Kate waving about it Well, it's animation obviously, and it's for kids, but it's really not I love it Well, last time I went to a drive-in was at Lower Locksley I can't remember the name of the film, something in black light But it was a lovely thing to do Sorry, I'm being a bit selfish, but as soon as I saw it was wally It would be fun, Rex Good, yeah, yeah, I hope so Oh, sorry, that's Toby He's helping me move some of the pig-ocks Keep the tape measure for now, Chelsea I'm sorry to keep turning up, Alice Oh, next fine Not stalking you? I promise Well, I'm glad to hear it Tara! Rex is such an off-block, I wouldn't mind him stalking me Oh, Chelsea Joke! He's way too old for me, but what about you? Hey I'm used to supposed to be measuring up Yeah, well soon as Mum gets here, but Oh, thanks again Alice, this means so much to me Well, I can't wait to see the results Yeah, no me But is it okay if I leave it here while I work on it? At the staples Yeah, yeah It's just there's no room by us and it won't be for long Yeah, well I can't see why not, but I'll need to check with Lillian No, I'll thank you so, so much (laughs) Whoa, my own salon! Like, I'm actually getting my own salon! (laughs) Of course, no problem at all Yeah, bye He's now a good time, Helen Ah, Susan, yes, perfect timing, have a seat Thanks Oh, I'll just put me phone unsolent Because Chelsea keeps bombarding the family chat with something about a whole spot Listen, I've just had our new customer on the phone I reassured them that everything's fine with their lovely cheese order But we're only managing it by the skin of our tastes I know Mum doesn't mind covering, but it's getting too much now Now look, from that contact you were pursuing Nothing, so they're clearly not interested I've asked everyone I can think of with any dairy experience, but nothing so far I wish Carrie would come back I mean, I understand what she said now, but still She was always so cheerful and reliable That's the kind of person we need Should we add the toys, do you think? Well, if we have to, but it's incredibly time-consuming And we don't really know you've got the right person until they start doing the work It's a big risk Anyway, Kirsty popped in earlier about that house for sale in the village Sorry? Oh, not that housing association, but a triceer they couldn't afford to keep it on I'm really not sure This could be the agricultural advisor You've asked her to do a big audit of the farm Of course Oh Everything okay? Sorry, yeah, sure You okay, Helen? So where were we? The house for sale Oh, yeah, that's right, um, Kirsty I didn't say, did I? She's volunteered to do some shifts with you Kirsty? Yeah, she's dairy-trained And when she heard that mum was over-stretch, she said, "Can't we in?" But isn't she working at the re-wild team? Well, yeah, she's prepping some rural crafts workshops But she said she can do that in the evening I remember you said you'd work this afternoon So I suggested she comes over today, if that's okay with you Well, yeah, yeah Coast, eh Sorry, I just need to finish this email Oh, yeah, okay So when she get in here Any minute now Right Thanks Right, sorry, Hannah, I'm done now No worries I'll just grab my coats Freddy said half past at the ball, so we've got plenty of time What's your reckon he's gonna say? No idea, Chris, but it better be good Yeah Can't believe how much bad feeling there was about the cricket team last season Yeah, well, you can't pay some players and not others Single season in the higher division and then straight back down, boom So humiliating Do you know who else is coming? Tom, Adam, Will and Tracy's gonna time a break to join us No one else even wanted to give Freddy a hearing Oh, that's not good Oh, I just need to recent a text to Alice, it wouldn't send earlier when I was up at the racing stables My signal's rubbish round there too She wants me to have Martha on Thursday Okay, done, let's go Oh, and I wondered if I could commission something from you for my stepdad's birthday Sure, I'll even give you a discount Oh, I hope you might He loves his roses, you see So I thought a plant support type thing Oh, great Yeah, just give me an idea of the design I'll do some sketches Okay All right, time to face Freddy Pagetah He won't be bowling at you He might be, when he hears what I've got to say Sorry Susan, did you say call to 44 degrees? No, 33 All the temperatures are on the wall Oh, I thought that was for the yoga No, we might chase in here Look, 33 for our ball set should bloom You see the laminated sawy No, no, no, no, the one next to you Ah, yep, yep Oh, the writing's quite hard to read You should type it up so it's nice and clear People say my hand writing is nice and clear Oh, sorry Anyway, 34 degrees then 33 Yes Sorry, Matrini was a while ago Things have obviously changed Not that much Sorry again When it's called to 33 We have the freeze-droid acidifier And the blue culture from the draw Okay If you get it all ready, I'll just check on the ice cream Or did it save Helena job She's rushed off her feet at the moment Okay, no problem Blue culture This one? Oh, this one Where's the sign? Ah! Oh, right Honestly, how hard can it be? Oh, come on, please, please answer Come on Afternoon, Thursday, afternoon Thank goodness You've worked in the dairy recently, haven't you? Which farm? Yes, of course Susan thinks I'm a completed idiot and Helen's too busy to ask But which is the blue culture for the ball set to blue? There's a silver packet and a white one I don't remember any white ones Oh, baby, it's on a sign somewhere What's on earth? Are you doing? Oh, fuck Sorry, Susan, I wasn't sure what you could have You're bounding, are you? Can't I? What do you mean? Absolutely no phones, all jewelry are laid in the dairy They should be in a locker I'll do that straight away And worse than useless, aren't I? I am saying nothing Unbelievable, really It's typical, Freddie, sets up one meeting and forgets another Well, he did sound quite apologetic, Hannah I guess a client visit is more important to him than meeting us down to pub Show's where his priorities lie Yeah, end of the cricketing The others won't give him another chance now Not if Freddie can't be bothered to come to his own meeting Hey, shall I say if Darren's a new player? Darren's turn! Chris Carter, that's full on treachery Maybe What annoys me about Freddie's? He's got terrible judgement I've always thought that Yeah? Did you hear what Tracey said? No She bumped into him last week and he mentioned getting George back on the team I ask you, talk about disruptive influence He's a decent player, am I? This is George we're talking about I think he got a wake up call when he was attacked I don't care if he did Do you know, every time I see his fiancee, I want to take her aside and tell her how misguided she is She knows what she's doing in December I. I feel bad I almost messed it up for them Hey, how'd you mean? Between you and me Well, I found out probation and reported him for being drunk in the bull new year's eve Did you? Wow! Why did I think of that? He's been vile to me But he could have been recalled to prison Oh, she had been Would have broken him as heart? Yeah Devastated her and will? Ed? Clary, Eddie? No, Eddie's no fun nowadays Maybe not, but I would have felt bad anyway And now I'm wondering if I should fess up What? Who too? I don't know, George, Emma Don't be ridiculous, Chris! He wasn't recalled, was he? So you don't have to say anything She reckon Your Emma's already been through hell Why stare it up again? Yeah Yeah, you're right, you won't help, will it? No, it won't help at all Oh, there you are! Oh, hi! Susan thought you were in at the farmhouse and your mum said you'd gone home Just grabbing a coffee, is that a double-expressive? Yes, it's disgusting, I'll order it all afternoon Our adviser needs so much information Anyway, how was the dairy? Dreadful Oh no! Helen, I was hopeless I'm so sorry, but Susan looked like she was going to blow a gasket But you've done it before I have no clue, I have struggled so much I mean, everything has to be so exact, doesn't it? And always the same, for obvious reasons, I know Oh yeah, this is how we make premium cheese It reminded me of when I worked at Grey Gables Health Club Following instructions to the letter every day at the same Oh, I really hated it by the end I remember Look, it is fine, she's making's not for you Unfortunately not Nowadays, I'm so used to improvising, thinking on my feet Seeing the bigger picture Basically, I spent a way too much time with Justin Elliott, haven't I? I think you might have I'm really sorry No, don't worry Anyway, did you get the estate agent, Aring? Err, but no, not yet They've got an open house on Friday apparently Right Worth a look? No, I guess I'll come with you if you like Okay, I know it looks small, but I reckon you might be able to extend out the back And location-wise, it's perfect for the school run Hmm What's going on, Helen? You were really interested this morning? Yeah, yeah, I know I think he- He can't live with Tom and Natasha forever, you've said that yourself I know, it's just. I've got a text, are you? Yeah From Finley Who? Oh, you mean Scottish Finley? The Croft of Ivermolody He's visiting Bortrister this weekend to catch up with the mate Okay And he wants me to meet him on Thursday Jesse Right So will you? I can't make up my mind I thought you'd shut the door on me So did I, I really did, but now he's been in touch I mean, I know you said there was chemistry Oh, a cursory chemistry does not come there, but. But what does it say about my relationship with Dana if I'm thinking of meeting up with someone else? You've decided to see him then? I don't know, Kirsty My head says no, but. Every other cell in my body is screaming yes Well then, I think that's a decision I just popped in to see Jill and she mentioned you're the new Chair David Oh, the Bortrister show, yeah, I was rather chuffed I know one or two of the committee members actually Do you? Yeah, in fact, one was at the Pony Club indoor show jumping at the weekend Oh, how'd you get on, Lilian? Well, the stables did very well and Kira had to go at the clear round too It's good to hear Lilian, see you as you're here, can I pick your brains about the show? Well, it attracts the questions, I can tell you that much Yeah, Ruth from Ironman, that some of the classes are horse of the year qualifies We see some top competition Interesting, and the thing is, I want a new attraction this year Give it new energy, you know? Sure, why not? Exactly, so might the stables be interested in coming up with some volunteers and an ideal or two? I mean, publicity wise, it would be a win-win for you I'm not sure I thought Oh, sorry, looks like you started carving, I'll find you later, yeah I don't think I'll have time, David Oh, there's a lot to catch up See you later, easy now, easy Sorry to drop rain when you were laughing your lunch, but I need a moan Sit down then, you want a cup of no tart? Oh, I had a nightmare in the dairy yesterday, Tracer Helen's very distracted for some reason, and you know we're short staffed at the moment Yeah, I knew she was cloudy, wouldn't it come back? Yeah, more's the pity, because yesterday I got lumbered with an amine lumbered with curster Really? And she got enough to do with the rewolding No, let's hope so Chelsea, because I do not want to remodel the dairy again Ah, bad Worst How come? A retention to detail was wonderful Yes, the bannering does have to be at 67 degrees And yes, that is for exactly 20 minutes I mean, why does she think it's written on huge soys on the dairy walls? She's been trained though But I just think, it was hopeless I caught her ringing someone when her phone should have been safely in a locker Did you get what she was doing? I am too, Jason Oh, and how'd she take it? Well, she couldn't wait to get out of the place after a shift So I'm pretty sure we're of the same opinion Dairy work is not the curster Oh poor curster I'm sure she's very good at whatever it is she does at the prewilding But the dairy needs very special skills Well, you'd be there good at what you have, right? Very true Now, you didn't want to have a go, Chelsea Oh, it's good pie, better than cafe work Chelsea's got other iron in the fire Or brats Ah, wouldn't it work with you, New Lectures? Yeah, I suppose not Oh well, thought I'd ask I don't know what Helen will do if we don't get anyone Perhaps a sleep on her feet And it'd be such a shame if we can't make this new contract work for us long too Can't get the staff, right? You really can't try, so. Anyway, what I ended up getting the fire then, Chelsea? What's this about a horse boat? It's at the stable It's going to be my salon, aren't you, soos? Is he braiding? Yeah, yeah But, hey, what happened? Sorry, I've had a minute to read your messages in the chat It's been a few years What did it have so she can be truly mobile? It's going to be brilliant, you'll have to come to the stables and see it when it's gone No, but I'll sell on air, yeah I think so, you say I look forward to seeing it, and to having me age and in it Me and all Oh, no, look at the time I've been at biscuit over to the shop I'll let myself out, have a good afternoon And all the best with the horse, that's. See you later We need to get going, because I'm at the ball this afternoon Alright, see how bad this rest is before we buy the balls And he's lost a scrubbing too, still stinks a horse, but your clients won't like that, and they will I I was covered in for a couple of hours, but then I'm needy back at bay I got all the cleaning stuff ready, so come on then people, let's party! Personally, I find these brandy little strong Oh, well, I've made the right choice then Ruth and I need a strong dose of caffeine to keep us awake for carving Can you get paid for Josh to do the night shift, David? Six pounds, fifty plays Well, not paid, because she's got rosy a course, but Josh I'm afraid Josh is too busy getting himself a farming job away Oh, it isn't real, I ease He's not giving up the egg sure, though He's getting a manager in, which will take a while, I expect But after that. You miss him, I'm sure Oh, we will, Susan It's all been quite tricky, granted he's been away before, but this is something he wants to do career wise, you know, so I suppose it does make sense Doesn't sound like there's any stopping him Anyway, the mini-disc finder manager, he will be off Well, I hope he has better luck finding someone than we've had at the day, right? Lily, I know! Oh, well, Susan, just here for my magazine Oh, David Lily, and you've just saved me a visit to the stables Have I? Yeah, when you mentioned the equestrian angle earlier, it got me thinking A big push in that direction would really strengthen the bortius to show Particularly with your backing How about a new competition of some variety? Draw people in Besides, we loved that farrier competition last year at the Philpushum Show Paul didn't quite accrate, especially the young ones That's right, it did Now, we've never had one of those Well, they're tremendous fun Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the perfect big idea And your clients would love it, Lily, and look, why don't we get the stables involved? It had really put you on the map We are already on the map, thank you, David But I'm going to take a wild guess, have you been speaking to Linda? Why? Because I recognise the Linda Snell, M-O Mateo What do you mean? Well, let's see, big idea Benefits to you Direct quotes from Linda's nobling volunteers, believe it or who she's right, David You must have sillied, you'd think, "I'm sorry, but. " It's the delegate stage next, isn't it, Lily? Indeed, only you won't be delegating anything to me, David Archer But it's a great idea It will be darling, but it's nothing to do with me I'm going to have to get back to the carving But look, if you change your mind And the snowballs chance Really? Lucky escape, Lily I must think I was born yesterday Has my magazine arrived, Susan? Oh, yes, I've got it here for you Oh, I meant to say Thanks for sorting out our show, sir With the horsebox salon thingy She's really excited about doing it up There you are The horsebox, the one at the stable I think so We relieved to get rid of it, darling Total rust bucket, such an eyesaw Oh, I'm not sure she's moving it Sorry I've got the impression she'll be working on it where it is Did you? Well, that doesn't sound right No, I think I need a quick word without it Lily and you're magazine Oh, well There goes those baddies I thought this rust A few patches, aye, but nothing we can't eat Oh, that's good And we'll need insulating before we start boarding it up Yeah, yeah, I don't want my clients freezing You want the cool for the summer and all? Joanne found you some homes She says there's a tap in the corner somewhere? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can see it We'll need to blast it a bit before we start scrubbing Chelsea Electric's in plumbing, that's a priority And fitting it out so all the furniture's all secure when you're driving This refurb everything adds up, don't it? It's all doable, Chelsea But it will cost a bit, obviously The electric is going to be cheap Pretty sure, Joyce mentioned electrician From mixed days on the music festivals He knows loads of useful people Well, I'll ask Joy, but I need to work out the money cycle Because everyone's still wants to pay it If it is meat rates They'll want paying up front, toy bet What? What are they? Oh, that's annoying What's the little thing he's doing? Maybe Take the host, Chelsea Where are you going? I've got an idea Don't be long, Mum, we need you here Where is he? Come on, he's on He's on, he's on! Are you here? Stay around, Tracy You're scyvin' out the back, are you? No, I'm not scyvin', thank you Looking for the cheesy snack I love them Well, I can't find them, say you're out in luck I've been thinking about your staffing problems Are you sure they were on the back, she's here You need someone reliable Who's good with detail Enthusiastic, a fast learner Well, I'll never get anyone that good But you can That's what I'm telling you This person ticks all those boxes And she's easy to get on with But do you know someone, Nein? Yes Well, who is he then, do I know them? Oh, you know them Really, really well I've already tried, Claire No, not her! Come on Susan, in obvious Who is the perfect person to work alongside you in the darey? But your trusty lieutenant, your cheery sidekick I've no idea Who? Me! You? Yes I can fit it around my shifts at the pub And you know yourself, I've done every job going So I'm bound to pick up darey work pretty quick What do you think? I didn't know you wanted another job Well, it's an extra job, isn't it? It's a very cold environment to work in try say Not everyone likes it It can't be worse than the chicken factory It was freezing in there The best thing is the extra cash can help Chelsea pay for our horsebox So, okay, it would only be temporary But it helped you out Possibly, I were about tomorrow I don't know what to say Susan, please Don't think I'll be lowering standards or overlooking any slacking just because you're family Is that a yes? It's a let's see what Helen sees And are putting a good word Oh, thank you You keep missing a bit No, I'm no And a side edge there Where? What do you mean? Down the side there Show me Here, right here You mean right there Chaser, I'm dripping I can't even believe you felt but I'm. What on earth? A million? Turn that hose up immediately Who just don't know we laugh Onnistamistuihilme perante sokotap Isnuskos. Trôn on hetkellä hienovaa. Each tag Recognition myös pentrunaalira. Tokkiin, on tuolla. Mukaan獨 work quienes on töitä. Kaa ja vuokon itsevänys Se on nimen raise like kids, parents,ymp睡rieseen ja muille on mihin mielestäni haciaan. Kaid歡迎 takaisin on. N�a noa. Ion ei tarkoittua,htia taas kunani BU Oului on thirsty. Nauta on takaisin. Kaa ei ole. Kaa ei ole koko ajan. Oului! Tämä ei ole koko ajan. Kaa ei ole kordini-earnings tai takorivuus. Oh, I forgot to ask what you were kneel doing for your anniversary. Cheat chat is confined to our breaks. I'm afraid try sick. Fair enough. Oh excellent. The way is on its way. Oh, it can either go. You need to see how I do it first. Right. The proper way. The only way. Oh, what a difference, no? What's Chelsea doing here? I don't know. Well, the window opened. No, we will not. We're working Chelsea. I forgot to ask mum something. Please. Really? Yeah. Can't cut in the chase, try sick. We'll do. Let me switch on the insi-com. Chelsea, what do you want? Mum's not answering her phone. You know I'm not allowed in here, love. Strictly forbidden. I did speak to Lillian yet. I've not had me break. Oh, you've got to speak to her, let's move her over. I will. We're not getting minutes. Lillian was that angry. Should've seen her. She's like a professional. Listen, listen, we're two abraids. I wait there, okay? These cheese just need salty. Mum, I need to. Sorry if that seemed a bit harsh, but well done and keeping cutting. Thank you. So, what's next in the process, try sick? We run the liquid off, so Tom can give it to the animals. Because it's good protein. Yes. Correct answer. Well done, Susan. Hurry up, I'm freezing air. Sorry, we have to do wrong. Did Mum tell you, Lillian wants the horsebox gone? So where are you going to put it? There's nowhere, is there? My old plan's wrecked. Mum, I need you to fix this. Can we go, please? She's working, love. If I nipped out quickly. There's no time to leave the far. I don't know what to do. Oh, Chelsea. Right, no. Listen to me, Chelsea, Harbin. You have a brilliant business idea. It is brilliant. Which involves you being in charge, making the decisions, yes? Yeah, and it's brilliant already. Not if you don't let it. Oh, you don't understand. Deep breath, love. Be? Lillian yourself, you want to be a business woman, then at low heat one. But Mum knows there's so much better. Except you want to speak to you, not me. I'll make it worse, I always don't know. Oh, no. You're a very capable young woman. You want this business to work, so I make it worse. What are you not coming then? Helen, a great-y a mum doing some trial shifts. So I'm not letting her down. Come on, Dressing. Oh, sorry, love. I can't believe that. You'll be fine, Chelsea. Good luck. Lux, no use. I need a miracle. Thanks for taking me to the petrol station, Rax. Is very good of you. No worries. I've finished my shift anyway. Good job. I saw you parked up. I haven't run on the petrol for years. And on the one day I left my phone at home. Ah, happens to the best of us, Brian. I'm heading to rewilding, Amberich, so it wasn't far out of my way. Well, I hope I'm not delaying you too much. Oh, there's nothing urgent today. We're planning for some rural craft workshops. I can do that later. Oh, thank you again. You're okay getting the petrol into your tank, by the way. Do you need a special funnel? Oh, yes. Yeah, good point. It's not as easy as it used to be. It should be in my boot, hopefully. I'll stay with you while you check, shall I? Well, you've got better things to do, surely. Oh, what can I hang about till you got it started, Brian? Don't mind? Well, alright, if it's no trouble, I mean. I mean, there's no reason it won't start. No, but you never know. And I'd rather not be stuck out here again with that mobile phone. Won't take long. Okay, let's get it sorted. Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry, Chelsea. I'm just on my way. I'll only be two minutes, because I need to apologise about yesterday, Lillian. I know it was like inappropriate and how bad it looked for the stable. Yeah, well, it certainly did. I'd hate people to be messing about like that in my salon, like when I open. Thank you for that, but I've been talking it over with Justin. It won't happen ever again, I swear, because this idea means so much to me, like honest. And if you'd like me to go and apologise to the parents there yesterday. I don't think anyone noticed, but I'm afraid your business ambitions aren't really my concern. My only concern is that the stable remains the well-respected tranquil place of work that it needs to be. And it will. Granted, Alice seems remarkably unconcerned about yesterday's hijinks, but I do not want clients upset. Then Lord do I. You see, this is my big chance, Lillian. It's starting this business means I can finally do what I'm trained to do and stop wasting time graft and in boring cafes for minimum wage. Look, I think you've got a real talent Chelsea. And I'm sure that when you open your salon, it will thrive. But that horsebox needs to be somewhere else. That's the trouble. There's nowhere else. I can't park near our house because the road's too narrow. Yeah, right, well, I'm sorry, but that isn't my fault. Now, I need to get to the ball to cover Kent and Wally's at the Keshenkari. But please can I tell you a bit more about what I'm planning? Because then you'd understand what I mean. I'm very sorry, but I need to go. Well, then I'll jump in with you. I won't change my mind, you know. I really won't. That must be long enough, Susan. No, not yet. Cape stirring. Look, I realise you want to help Chelsea out, but cheese making cannot be rushed. So if you don't like it. Don't worry. I know. It's has to be done right. Glad you understand that. Not everyone does. Curse, do you mean? Lots of people. Ah, but I do, because I work tons of places where you have to do things in a strict way. A chicken factory for a start. Can't get anything wrong there. Oh, can you imagine? Or pretty good boy, the end. Shame it all went pear-shaped. That wasn't your fault? No. It was a good worker. I still am. Ask Kenton and Jo Lane. I know you are. So, I've got the job then, Susan. Because the extra money would really help Chelsea out. Well, but we'll say. And anyway, it could be up to Helen in the end. So obviously the snow drops will die of soon, Ryan. But the deaths of Winter, Akanites, Violets and Primrose is beginning to bloom. There are so many colours. And this. This woodland smell is glorious. I don't think I've been this deep into the rewilding before. When did you say Miranda's University of the Third Age group is planning its walk? Er, I'm not sure exactly. I think it's the strollers. That's all I can recall. Sorry I didn't mention it earlier completely, slip my mind. Well, you were having a bit of a morning. But thanks for dropping in. Well, thank you for showing me this wonderful trail. How are you getting on nowadays, Rex? Me? Well, fine, thanks. Remind me, weren't you in private equity before you came to Ambridge? That was Toby. But my family have always been in business. I escaped to play rugby. Of course you did. How can I forget? Second row of my right? Yes. David always mentions it will be both left rugby. Well, so did I, to my neck injury. A couple more millimeters, I could have been paralyzed. That must focus the mind. Yeah, well that's when the whole farming idea took hold. My dad wanted me to join the firm, but well, it's not me, I guess. And you're still enjoying living on that border, yours? Yeah, yeah, yeah, suits me fine. I get a few issues with the engine now and then, but nothing I can't fix. I'd like to hear it. Anyway, shall I give you our email for Miranda to pass on to her group? What? The strollers, did you say? Oh, yes, yes, that's right. Do you know Rex, I've got a better idea. Why don't you meet us in the bull tomorrow evening? Really? Well, once you tell Miranda everything you've said to me here, I'm sure her third-age guy will be sending groups every week. Oh, fantastic. Well, I'm free till 530-ish tomorrow, so any time before then? I'll be in touch. See, I think the day core is the main thing, Lilliam. Chelsea, I really haven't got time to listen to your day core plans. I'm supposed to be working. Yeah, I know, but it can't be too feminine, can it? Can't it? No, not if I'm barburin as well. And I'll be doing festivals and that. Festivals? Yeah. Well, don't plenty of take as I imagine. Yeah, loads. Updudes and braids, that sort of thing. I checked out some events over the summer. People were taking their rave looks really seriously. You should have seen some of the outfits. Like, you've done your market research. Oh, I've worked out my pricing and all. Good to hear. Yeah. The furnishings are the biggest nightmare because they need to be fixed while I travel. Yeah, like caravans with their space saving designs. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Oh, yeah. That's giving me a thought. One of my ham side clients runs a caravan business. So you might be able to lay its hands on some furnishings at cost price. Oh, that would be amazing. Sorry, I couldn't come earlier. Slave driver Susan's only just let me go. Everything OK. Is it? She's been very apologetic, Tracy, if that's what you're asking. I am apologetic. I'm putting it on. No, I know you weren't darling. So what about the horsebox then? Oh, now that is a different matter. Oh. Look, I have every admiration for your business venture, but we cannot have your horsebox at the stables. I know. Not even talked away in the corner. If we're really, really careful and quietly. It won't work darling. Look, I realise Alice may have given you the impression you could leave it at the stables. Yeah. Please don't think I'm unsympathetic to your situation. Well, I just, I don't know who else to ask. Maybe one of the forums round here? Yeah, but I need power and water while I'm working on it. Actually. I have had one support. Yeah? Well, Justin loves to support young people's start-up ventures. I mean, he's always banging on about helping them grasp the net all. Yeah, I've heard him say that. Sorry. Do you mean pocket at the reward in, then? No, but people should put their money where their mouth is. Don't you think? I'm talking about myself here too. How do you mean? Well, here goes. Why not bring your horsebox to the Dauer house? What? Parked in the corner behind the strawberry. That's close to our garden tap and there's an outdoor socket around the corner. Are you serious? Perfectly. Chelsea needs a teensy bit of support from the people around us. I don't see why we shouldn't do abit. I agree. It's a crime shame you're wasting time waitressing when you're a very talented hairdresser. I'm actually going to cry. So more. I'm no time. I'm afraid you need to go over to the stables and drive that rust bucket of yours off the premises. And Tracy needs to start her shift. You adjusted can have free haircuts forever. Absolutely not. We'll be paying full price like everyone else. Business is business darling. Take it from me. Thanks, Lillian. I love you. And Lillian. See you later, Chelsea. You've just made me the happiest mom in the world. So, Tracy stepped into the breach. She's done two training shifts now, which I think went well. You think? Didn't get the impression that Susan's all that keen on employing her little sister. But the truth is, Tracy hasn't put a foot wrong. Susan is really putting her through her bases. I'll be right pair in the dairy, Helen. Never a dull moment. I know. Just have to see if sisterly love shines through. Anyway, much is left here and about the dairy. I actually came to ask you about. You know who? Oh. What are you seeing him tonight, aren't you? I'm not sure I've got time. What? That's too busy, Kirsty. You said you'd meet him. Yes, but. What do you think? Should I take Dane? What? Why on earth would you take Dane? I feel uncomfortable about meeting up with another guy without mentioning it to him. I mean, nothing's gonna happen, so I've got nothing to hide, have I? Fine. Take Dane then. But I thought the point is seeing Finley was to find out what you felt in Scotland was real. Because it did sound. I don't know. Pretty amazing. Yeah. Yeah, it was. I mean, even if nothing happened. All something happened, all right? I don't know which chemical reaction took place exactly, but it was definitely something. It's all too difficult. Oh, come on, Helen. Having Dane next year's hardly gonna help you come to any conclusions. I'll cast it as him. It's Finley. Well, answer it. Oh, what would I say? Whatever comes out of your mouth. Finley, hi. Helen, ah, it's great to hear your voice. Oh, yeah, same. Listen, I got an earlier train, so do you want to meet up, Herr Leha? Unless you've got too much work on. No, no, no, earlier's fine. Because if you're busy, we. No, I'm not busy at all. Great, well, could we meet at five-ish? I'm staying at the Fox and Hounds in Borchesta, which is probably a right dive, but my mate is booked and paid for it, so I can't even blink. It's actually pretty decent. Oh, really? Well, that's a tunnel for the boot, because this guy's the original skin flight. Oh, we're coming in this station now. Shall I see you in the bar? Yeah, okay, see you there. Can we? Yeah, me too. Bye. Bye. So now you're not busy at all, eh? My brain went to Marshcrusty. This is so not me. Oh, I think it's sweet. And if you need a lift into Borch, just do it. I'm your woman. Yeah, that'd be great. Thank you. Yeah, then I can get a taxi home. No, that's fine, Alice. Chelsea's left some cleaning stuff. I need to drop to the Dauer house. Long story, and I'll tell you later. When are you getting to the pool? Well, I'm already here. Oh. Your dad's bringing Miranda to discuss a rewilding walk, which is also a long story, tell you later. Right. Well, I'll see you there. Ah, Rex, good to be able to meet you. Okay, bye. Hey, Brian. Unfortunately, Miranda couldn't make it after all. Oh, well, well, printed out the trail page from our website, and I've written my contact details on the back. Pity, Charles, is it? No, no, no, no, you don't have to. We can save it till she's available. What's the least I can do after all your help yesterday? This poor old chap was very grateful. Oh, I'm not sure you've ever struck me as a poor old chap, Brian. Ah, music to my ears. No, you grab a table, and I'll bring over the drinks. Sure. Thanks, but just half a shirly for me, I'm driving. Right, you're up. Let's see. Ah, yes. No, no rush, Kendon. Dad, everything okay? Absolutely fine, darling. I'm just wondering, can you meet me in the ball? Well, what now? Something wrong? Not at all, but it's easier to talk in person. I'll be at the ball soon anyway. How will you? I'm hoping that the Fallon has time for a drink. Then we'll see you shortly. Sorry, who's we? Bye, darling. I don't know why you let you drag me in here, Helen. I was only supposed to be dropping you off. What if I take one look at Finley or all of his first-hand? We regret arranging to meet? I see if that's gonna happen. I could have been in my head, Kirsty. Just stay and finish your drink. All right, about a warning. I cannot stand being a goosebree. So if I'm not needed, I might have hit a deal. Deal. It's more up to health delicious, so thanks. Okay, where is he? Can you see him? Oh, Helen. You made it. Is that? Wow. Oh, thanks for pitching up on this freezing wet, honey. Oh, what are you doing? Great. Love you to see you. I bet it's a lot warmer here than it is on your craft. Oh, wow. I can't argue with you there. Hello. Oh, hi. I'm Kirsty, Helen's friend. Oh, hi, Cass. They're nice to meet you. Good Scottish name you got there. Sadly, I'm a complete fake. Oh, I'm sure there's some Scottish DNA in here. Somewhere on the other dear. So it's Tony Helen. How's your boys? Yeah, they're all doing fine things. Oh, can you, and you've got a new reenie, see? Oh, little Peggy. She's actually my first cousin twice removed. Really, I think she is, is she? Don't ask me, they're your relatives. Helen has got aunties, uncles, cousins, pretty much everywhere in Ambrice. Yeah, it's true, I'm afraid. Oh, it's the same for me, up north. Well, I'm jealous. Anyway, how is my all-time favourite sheep dog? Oh, Dash sends his very best regards. Oh, I don't see. She's gonna pop to the bottom. He's as dash and faithful as other. Oh, I'm glad to hear it. The naughty settle then. Oh, I complete natives now. Up and down the cracks in the old worries. Brilliant. I'll leave who. Yeah, I must tell you, honey. Oh, we're disgusting. Oh, I didn't see. Maybe she's gone all day. So, it's a fondin. Still channin out your lovely cheeseer. Ah, well, I brought you a selection, Finley. What? Oh, amazing. Yes, stylish little gift pack for your train journey home. Oh, that's beautiful, I love it. Alice darling, how you took your time? Dad, you okay? What did you want to see me for? First things first, I got you an orange juice, then, okay? It's fine, but what did you mean we? It's Adam here, Rory. Actually, I'm having a lovely chat with Rex over there. Rex? We've already had a drink. And he's a very interesting chap, you know. Now, why don't you take those drinks over, and I'll join you both in a minute. Rex has been a godsend, you know. Help me out, no end in my car, ran out of petrol. When was that? You realise he's a sportsman, don't you? I mean, obviously he's all about rugby as opposed to riding, but you all have lots in common, I'm sure. What are you up to, Dad? Nothing, darling. Absolutely nothing. Is this you much making, please tell me it's not. Not at all. But I mean, he's such a good egg, Alice. Why not get to know him a bit better? What for? Well, you never know. You are much making. I knew it. Dad, don't take this the wrong way, but please, don't ever try setting me up with anyone ever again. Ah, Rex! Hey, Kirstie. I've had a really awkward trip out, so I am gasping for a drink. Do you want one? No, Brian's getting me another thanks. Brian? He reckons Miranda wants to bring a walking group for our wildflower trail. Oh, well, they'll love it. Oh, that's what I said. Or by the way, we need to decide when to post another beaver video. Justins, just emailed. Tonight's probably not the best time to chat. Oh, you are far out. Where are you going? I thought maybe a film. Oh, hey, Kirstie. Hi, hi. Rex, this is from my dad. He's disappeared now. Thanks. Hi, sit down, Alice. Rex is off to the pictures, so I'll be left on my own. Oh, okay. There's a very reluctant gooseberry in Bortius to hurry us on. He's some friendly company. Really? What happened? Oh, ignore me. You know, I haven't been to the cinnamon ages. What you seeing? Oh, he's not actually a cinema. Hey. It's a driving list. Oh, oh, sounds great. Who you going with? Yeah, Rex. Who you going with? Well, I'm not sure I'm going yet, Alice. I think you should. What's the film? It's an animation. Oh, I love animation. Oh, is that the one at Truman's Manor? Yes, it is. I've heard about that. Is it Wally? No, I love that film. I'm not mind-saving it myself. Let's all go. What's Ricken? Unless that's annoying, Rex. Sorry, we don't need to take over doing. Actually, Kirsty. Yeah, well, I'm sure it's fine to bring your gang along. Is it? Yeah, apparently. Oh, please, Rex. I live a bit of a scape-a-zum. Yeah, it doesn't look like you've got a choice. Okay, but we need to leave in ten minutes. I'm brilliant. I've got camping chairs in the shed and I'll grab some blankets. Then we do enough to be stuck in the car. Oh, perfect. Pick me up at my house, yeah? Yeah, we'll do. Thanks. Thanks. At least you did that on purpose. Oh, yeah, but we can't desert Paul Kirstie. And I couldn't resist some payback for last week. It was very funny watching you scrum. Oh, no. That's not Wally. Anyone would go to her taxi from Scotland to Blackpool. Well, she did. I know you make it. Oh, she is a law hunter. I was cooking the vegan higash. Yeah, that's right. Then I'll believe anything. Oh, little Peggy's three months old now, but we've only seen photos. Well, take a trip to see her. You can stay with me for a few days. I'd love to. The new life I could. You still seen that guy? Dane. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I wanted to ask why you left Scotland without seeing goodbye. I really hoped to see you. You know, talk to you one more time. Okay, if you want the truth. Yeah. I actually couldn't bear to. If I'd seen you, I'm not sure I'd have wanted to come home. Then you should know I felt exactly the same way. So, what's your room like here? It's a lot nicer than I thought. Good. You want to see it? I mean, it is totally up to you, but I'd love you to. You're all I've been thinking about since November. Me too. So, yeah? Should we go? Have you a shirt? I am. Yeah. Really sure. Just need the loo that we can head home. But thanks so much for bringing us Rex. That was so good. Yeah, brilliant film. I wish I'd come clean with Kirsty. I'm an emotional wreck now. I'm not cos of the film. Well, I'm very glad you didn't tell her. Really? Why? It turns out my dad was setting us up tonight. What? He all but admitted it. That's why he was suddenly interested in the rewilding. Yeah, you, not the rewilding. But you obviously passed the test. Apparently, you're a good egg. Why can't I bear to get in wind of this and thinking you got us together, you know? I mean, if we are to get. If we get together. And now who's squirming? True. But we have the same taste in animated sci-fi love stories, so. That seems hopeful. I'd say it's more than hopeful. Don't you? Oh, I knew it was that long. I didn't bother. Should we just go? Sure. Great night at your reckon. I really enjoyed myself. Yeah. I did too. Good. Hi, David. Chris, hello, mate. Listen, I'd really appreciate a chat if you've got a minute. No problems, what about? The board just to show I'm chairing the committee this year. Uh-huh. But line's not very good, is it? Oh, sorry, that's me. I've got a customer arriving any minute and there's some rough edges to sort out. Oh, I should have realised you were busy. No, no, it's alright. What about the show? You go to it, don't you? I used to. Really? Why not now? Oh, it got a bit tired, I thought. Anyway, it's more for the older folk. No, no, it's supposed to be for everyone. But Josh and Pips are the same. Hey, is it true Josh is moving abroad? That's what he's planning. Exciting. So, is the evening any good for a chat? Ah, no, I think I got Martha again. I need to check with Alex. She never replied last night. How about lunchtime? I can meet you in the ball. Yeah, great. I'll see you there. Hello. Helen? Hey, did you want to go to the open house later? Is that today? Yeah, so we could go around three-ish if you like. I know you're not keen, but I still think it's worth the looks of the price. Anyway, how did it go last night? Time is it, Kirsty? Well, it's 11.50. Oh, my days. Are you still with him? I am so sorry. Look, just ring me when you can. Yeah, okay. Bye. You gotta stay up early. She's not feeling it's nearly 12. Oh, I must be kidding. I can't remember the last day of the slept on noon. I don't know me. Well, I see. Sleep. I don't want to move an inch. Never again. Me neither. If only we could. Yeah. You know it's possible, Helen. Is it? How? You know how? There are two ways, not one. I know. I know. Basically, we both wanted you to give up their life in the live hours. Yeah. We talked about this, Vinnie. Yeah. If it was even vaguely doable, I'd just be incredible. Like. Hi. Maybe that's why it's so good, because we know it can't happen. It can't. It can't be real. It's already real. Look at us. This isn't just wishful thinking that we're here now, together. Are you feeling this as strong as I am, Helen? I am. I don't know if there'll be anything like it. Cheers. Cheers. So what do you think of the sketch? It looks great, Anna. Just clean and sort of elegant. Your stepdad will love it. He's got that many roses. So you reckon he can make some supports, then Chris? Of course. I really enjoy it. I like the artistic stuff. It keeps me brain alive. Sounds a bit drastic. I don't know. I guess I'm just feeling a bit old and pointless. Try having Rory Donovan breathing down your neck. He's that enthusiastic. You know, ideas bursting out of him. Oosing with ambition. Oh, come on, you're not. What's Rory doing at Barrow? Search me. But it's made me wonder what's happened to my ambitions. All my bright ideas for the future. Right. I've finally got all the skills and experience I need to push forward and, you know, search ahead in my career. But instead, I'm going nowhere. At least you've got a career. What? You've got your own business. Yeah, but where am I going with it? What's next? Where's the. I don't know. Where's the challenge? I'm saying. I see Rory grasping every challenge coming his way. And I think what happened to me? Traveller's life gets in a way, don't it? I guess. But a good work challenge is energising, isn't it? Well, it can be. Yeah. Yeah, I know what you mean. It can make all the difference. Well, it's supposed to be tea. Oh, wow. It was hot to tell, but thanks. It wasn't enough wee milks. Oh, there are never enough wee milks. Yeah, it's okay. Stringable, semi-drinkable. Oh, why is this so difficult? Does it have to be? There's so many commitments here, Vinnie. My boys, the farm, my parents. You've got your craft, your community. It's not easy making a good life for yourself. No. But it is a good life. Now it is. Maybe it could be even better. Maybe. How would you feel leaving everything? I hear that last name on there. It's way you shine, Vinnie. I saw that one be met. Well, I've seen for you. Yeah, I know. It's literally our case of in another life here. I think it might be. I will. Glad we'll be straightforward a bit unsensible. Oh, it will so grown up. It's painful. Maturity brings its own burdens. Doesn't it? But I'm seeing as I've made my excuses at work and your mate isn't due for a while. Hmm. No need to. Russia, we? No. No need at all. So you said he likes fire thorns. Yeah, but he's popping up because it's absolutely vicious. Perfectly timed. Hi, David. Can I join you? Sure, no problem. Oh, thanks. So, I am looking for some fresh blood for the mortgages to show. Blimey. Haven't been in ages. Because? Isn't it more for older people and families? That's what I said. I'm hoping I can change all that. I'm not sure how. Well, actually, Mum rang just as I got here. She was saying something about a failure competition. You're holding one of those, David. Well, I'll go to that. They're dead exciting. Okay, sounds like we're in good territory with this. You need the right horses, obviously. Really calm. Used to the crows. It had definitely raised the profile of the farriers around here. It's an important job. And it would help showcase young people's skills in the countryside as well, you think? It's great to get more youngsters interested in rural careers. Certainly would. You might want to take on an apprentice one day, Chris, so could help with that. Yeah, maybe. This is all certainly fantastic. We could use it to inject some new energy, you know, revitalise the show. Get lots more people through the gates and not just the oldies like me. I didn't have a bigger appeal, that's for sure. But we'd want it to work well, wouldn't we? Which means the volunteers helping need to understand all the ins and outs. Sorry, David, I'm not sure I've got time at the moment. Obviously it'd be a challenge, but if anyone can do. Bingo. Sorry? What's the magic word right there? Hannah? Challenge. You were literally just saying you needed one, Chris. In my work, yeah. It needs careful organising by someone who knows what they're doing, who understands the format. Hang on, so I'm organising it now. I thought I was just helping out. If we're going to pull it off, it needs strong leadership and an expert touch. Oh, then Chris is your man. Why is this feeling like a massive stitch up? Because it is. That's not fair. Well, Hannah, good help, couldn't you? Me. You said you'd enjoy watching it, so maybe you could think about it from the audience point of view. How to stage it, that kind of thing. Oh, I don't know about that. Oh, why not? It's the perfect challenge, Hannah. Chris. So, how about I put you two down as leading on this adventure? Hold your horses. I will take that as a yes. Oh, David. If you could email me a few lines on how it all might work, I can present it to the committee next week. They'll love it. Cheers, I'm. Unbelievable. He's worse than Linda Snow. I know it's smaller than the Beachford House, but the bedrooms aren't a bad size and the back gardens, okay? Have a look. Yes, it's surprisingly big. Sorry, Helen, maybe this wasn't such a good idea. No, this is exactly why I need. Really? It's not great timing. But it is, Kirsty, that's my point. I need to look to the future. You know what that is now. I told you we said our goodbyes. And you okay? Actually. Actually I am. Good. I know I should be regretting last night, but. I don't regret one single moment. So where does that leave you and Dean? No idea. Hmm. No, I never thought being unfaithful would be so easy, so natural. Nothing about any of it felt wrong. Well, maybe when I see Dean, I'll feel some kind of guilt, but right now there's nothing. It's not really awful. I won't be the one to actually Ellen. I drove you there for having to take. It is what it is. No, it was what it was. If you say so. I mean it. We both did. So I need to stop thinking about the boys and where we're going to live. Okay. You know, it's fine with Tom and Natasha, but it was only supposed to be temporary. Yeah. Girls are growing up so quickly, they need their space. So do Henry and Jack. What do you think you could afford a bigger place than this? Well, yeah, I could take on a huge mortgage, but is that the right thing to do? So. This place does make sense. And I can build an extension and I can afford to. I don't know the bedroom. Lengthen the kitchen. Yep. Right in the middle of the village. I mean, school bus goes straight past, shop and pub, right over the green. Close enough to work, but also that little bit separate. How would you feel about the farmhouse nowadays? I don't know. I have to talk to my mum and dad again. I mean, ultimately, that's where I see us living. Me and the boys. Is Tom okay with that? Not sure, but Natasha loves the beach with house because it's new. So whatever Tom thinks he'd have a normiety fight on his hands if he wanted Natasha to leave. I've got to say, how is it's better to have to scrape your off the floor this afternoon, Helen? Really? Yes. Anyone could see that connection or whatever it was between you and Finley. Yeah, here you are. Here I am. Oh, good for you. Yeah, I feel like. Like I'm ready now. Don't ask me why I'm not sure I understand it myself. But got a bit stuck since Rob died. Maybe. I thought with him gone out of my life there'd be nothing stopping me though. But I guess I wasn't ready. Now you are. 100%. You're amazing, Helen. You know that. I'm so impressed and even in a way inspired. 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